POETRY.
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YROM TET MONTREAL GAZETTE.
CHARACTER OF ANEWEPAPER
A public Journal should the world =
muse,
‘With wit, with humor, and with pubiic
News.
This town contains variety of tastes and
men;
¥irst, quid-nuncs, quizes, critics, sophists ;
then
Comes belies and beaux, coxcombs and ma-
caronies;
“Syme riding hobby horses, and some then
hobby ponies ;
Speeches, conventions, paragraphs In pa.
pers,
#oor Hobby fee's=—and stumbles—or cu's
] capers |
‘Quid-nuncs read papers with no othcr
views,
Than to extract the politics and news;
Quizzes read marriages, births and bon-
mots ;
. Critics read papers their satire to expose;
Sophists on subtle altercations dwell,
And fashions occupy the lively belle;
Beaux look at paragraphs for play or ball;
Coxcombs for masquerades and scandal;
A macaroni looks for every kind of stuff,
or crim. con. elapements—or a fulsome
puff;
dad cr when her color gins to fade,
ears that she will die a maid,
e papers, for advertising places
cosmetics sell, to renovate old
fom a paper learns of well-bred cooks;
oldier looks for deaths and rasignati-
ons,
d all the accidents of foreign stations ;
Gamesters look sharply out for lucky win-
ners ;
* QGluttons delight in reading of great din-
da ners ;
While Misses eagerly persue the «title
tattle ;”
The Politician scans a hard fought battle ;
The tradesman deep on money making
: bent,
Carefully observes every cheap advertise-
i ment ;
The Farmer looks with joy, or else with
pain,
At the depression or the rise of grain ;
The gallant sailor, who all fears despises,
Looks with delight at a long list of prizes;
The Lawyer reads—<a libel here appears,”
Ad strait he sets the parties by the ears;
A well conducted paper public notice catch:
: es.
1f it be filled with «Crim. Cons” and des-
. patches,
Accidents, puffs, hints and inuendos,
irths, singular occurrences, and oratorios;
Bulls, dinners and miscarriages,
Departures, deaths, and marriages,
Speeches, arrivals, and levee-days,
* Promotions, super sessions and new plays,
Battles, victories, rumours, and broad hints;
n short, occurrences taken from all sorts] o Jd
of prints.
But of all others, the greatest secret in the
trade is,
Wo take great notice of the most conspicu-
ous ladies.
heir curiosity springs, in every female
pe sens lhe hope to Hint
“Torea € rs 1 the ¢ to find,
Something or Mos. A. or Mon B.
Or some such something as they should
not see.
If Editors should wish or ever hope to
oe thrive, }
y must for public taste vari&rY con-
trive,
P.JLC.
PROX the AURORA.
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GENERAL JACKSON.
The distinguished services of General
Jackson duging the late War, and particu-
Jarly at Neworleans, have made hima an ob-
: Ject of universal esteem Al are desirous
of being more intimately acquainted with
the character of so renowned a Hero, The
following briet account of him is extracted
from a Pamphlet, recently published m
Tennessee, and is probably the most aly
Shentic which has yet appeared :
¢ Major-general Andrew
Jackson was born of Irish
Parents, in Mecklenburg
county, Northcarolina, and
educated in Charlotte, a
small town in the same
Stafe. He possessed little
x)
tron to domestic comfort looks,
==lbut old age and industry.
old, or a very little up-
wards; he is lean and spare,
5feet 11 ins. high, weighs
150 pounds, light complex-
ion, with fair hair, blueish
gray eyes, stern counfeu-
ance, plain and familiar in
his manners; a companion
to the rich and learned; jo-
cular to the gay; accommo-
dating to his friends, and
violent to enemies, hospi-
table to all; kind to his
slaves; charitable to the
poor; humane to the unfor-
tunate ; remarkably tender
and loving to his amiable
Spouse; free, liberal, and
open-spirited, and natural-
ly qualified for a Warrior
and Commander. |
«His first appearance in
public life was at the bar;
he has had an honorable
seat in both Houses of Con-
gress ; acted as a judge in
the Courts of law and equi-
ty in Tennessee; filled the
office of Major-general of
West-Tennessee Militia
when he marched to the
Creek nation; and is now
a major-general of the U.
S:- Army. His residence
is 12 miles east of Nash:
ville, Davidson county, in
the fork of Stone and Cum-
berland rivers,’
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Which are celebrated for the eure of mos:
diseases ro which the human body is liable.
PREPARED ONLY BY THE SOLE PROPRIETOR
T. W. DYOTT, M. D.
GRANDSON OF THE LATE CELEBRATED
Dr. ROBERTSON
of Edinburg ;
AND FOR SALE IN PHILADELPHIA
ONLY, AY THE
PROPRIETORS WHOLESALE
AAD RETAIL DRUG AND FAMILY
Medicine Warehouse.
Ne. 137, VoRTE E452 CORNER OF SECOND
#£%B RUCR STREETS.
And by retail of his agents throughout the
UNITED STATES.
Dr. ROBERTSON’S
CELEBRATED STOQMACHIC ELIX,
IR OF HEALTH:
( Price one dollar and #fty cents. )
WHICH has proved by thousands, who
have experienced its beneficial effects, to be
the public, for the cure of coughs, colds.
consymptions, the hooping coughs, asthma
pain ih the breast, cramps and wind in the
stomach head ache, loss of appetite, indi-
gestion, &¢. &c.
For the Dysentery or Lag, Cholera Mor-
bus, severe Guipings, and other diseases
in the Vowels, and the Summer complaint
of Children, it has proveda certain reme-
dy, and restored to perfect health from the
greatest debility.
Persons afflicted with Pulmonary Com.
plaints, or disorder of the Breast and Lungs,
even in the most advanced state; will find
~or no wealthin his youth;
immediate relief.
€ most valuable medicine ever offered tof
PR
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Sich al
simon Coughs and Celdd, which ave in
oecasoned by obstructed perspira
: > rs Loe}. MON, wit be ound to ield to its benign l-
have crowned hi ‘il Ww H ie uence Gd WOW Es
a 1c Af roar tl To ASuinai.c or Cousummptive complaints
Al hes. He is 90 y el Fic 5. Wheesingsy Shortness of breath,
aud the Hooping Cough, it will give inme-
diate reef. y
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br. ROUBERTSON’s
VEGETABLE NERVOUS CORDIAL,
OR, NATURE'S GRAND RESTORATIVE,
Price ome dollar and fifty centy,
Is coniidently recommended as the mas
efficacious medicine for the speedy relic
aud cure of #1 pervous complaidts, attend-
cat with award weakness; depression of the
#pirits, head-ache, tremor, faintness, hyster
ic fits, debility, seminal weakness, gleets,
and various complaints, resulting from se-
cret impropriety of youth and dissipated
habits, residence in warm climates, the
immocerate use of tea, the unskilful or ex-
cessive use of mercury, so often destructive
ol the human frame, discases peculiar to
females at a certain period of hte, Fluor
FAlbua, barrenness, &c. &c.
Under the denomination of nervous dis.
orders, are included several diseases of the
most dangerous kind, and are so various
that a volume would hardly suffice to com-
plete a description of them. It pervades.
with 1ts baleful “influence, the whole nere
yous system, writhing the heart with inex-
pressible anguish, and exciting the mor-
To this demon have thousands fallen a sa-
crifice, in the direful transports of its rage.
The most common symptoms of its com-
mencement, are, weakness, flatulence, pal-
pitations, watchtulness, drowsiness after
cating, timidity, flashes of heat and cold,
numbness, cramp, giddiness, pains in the
head, back, and loins, ‘hickup, difficulty
respiration and diglutition, anxiety, drycj
cough, &c. : a
The Vegetable Nervous Cordial is also
a great Antiscorbutic Medicine, and is ol
infinite service for purifying the blood, and
curing those foul disorders of the skin which
commonly appear in the form of Scurvy,
surfeit, Red Blotches, Carbuncles, Ulcers,
&c. &c. A dose of the Anti-Bilious Pills.
taken occasionally with this medicine,
proves of additional service in the last men-
tioned eases.
Dz. ROBERTSON’s
CELEBRATED GOUT & RHEUMATIC DROPS
Since the above invaluable medicines
were first discovered, upwards of seve:
nuadred thousand persons, have expeiicn
ced their happy and salutary effects, many
of whom from the lowest stage of thei dis
orders.
7 Take notice, that each and all the
ai ove genuine Medicines are signed on the
outside covers with the signature of the
sole proprietor.
T. W. Dyott, M.D.
Price two Dollars.
A safe and effectual cure for the gouy,
cheum tism, lumbago, stone and gravel,
swelling and weakness of the joints, sz ins,
bruises, and all kids of green wounds—
the cramp, pains i the head, face and bo
dy, stiffness in the neck, chilblains, frozen
limbs, &c.
: Da. ROBERTSON’s
PATENT STUMACHIC BITTEKRSy |
Price one Dollar.
Which are celebrated for streng thening
weak stomachsyincreasing the appetite, and
a certain preventative and cure for the fed
ver and ague, ke. &c. vA
For the Fever and Agtesa malady so
prevalent throughout the southern states,
and so afflicting te familics residing in all
low cepuntries, redundant with marshes,
lakes, stagnated pools, rivers, &c. &c. these
celebrated and universaily esteemed Dit-
ters, have surpassed every remedy ever ad-
ministered, for the relief and cure of that
most obstinate oppressor of the human
frame, numberless instances of thew effica-
cy have been testified, after the barks, and
various other extolled prescriptions failed
they proved succesful, te the admiration of
those who experienced and wimesse€ thei
happy effect.
aio,
Dr. ROBERTSON’s
INFALLIBLE A WORM DESTROYING LOZRN-
GES,
‘A medicine highly necesssary ta be kept in
all families—price 50 cents.
Symproms.—The common symptori
of the Worins are, paleness ofthe counte-
nance, at other times flushing of the face
itching of the nose, and about the seat,
starting and grinding of the teeth in sleep,
swelling of the upper lip, the appetite
sometimes bad, at other times voracious—
loosness, disagreeable breath, a hard swel-
led belly, great thirst, the urine frothy and
sometimes of a whitish color, gripping or
cholic pains, an voluntary discharge 0!
pains in the side, witha dry cough, and uu
equal pulse ; palpitations of the heart, swoo,
&c.
TOT eT
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dreadful suggestions of horror and despair.|
saliva, especially when asleep; frequen
hor Bh ste Rides abdidints ave | 2
toiled for cxpeling: ard killing worm
sone are egnal in efficecy to Drv Roberts
sor's WORM DESTROYING LOZEN-
GL, they are miid in their operation, and
saley. i= © : :
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DR. DYOTT’S
ANTI-BILIOUS PILLS,
For the prevention and cure of Bilious
and Maligrant Fevers, Price 25 centgee
large boxes 50 cents.
These Pills, it timely administered will
remove the causes which common pros
auce thie Yellow Fever, Billious Fevers,
Ague and ever, Clolic, Paing, Flatulens
cies, lndigestions, Costiveness, Hypochon=
drtac and Hysteric camplaints, Stranguary.
Gravel, Rheumatism and Gout. ’
They are peculiarly serviceable in female
Disorders, aud especially in the removal of
hose obstrucuons which are the great
source of their complaints at certain peri-
ods, they possess this eminent advantage
over most other purgatives, that while they
operate gently, they produce neither cose
uveness, debility, nor too great excitement,
whenever there is a predisposition to a dis-
case, arising from marsh efluvia, a too co-
pious use of ardent spirits, er a vitiated
state of the bile, they are sure to relieve.
Dr. DYOTT’S PATENT ITCH
OINTMENT ;
For pleasentness, safety, expedition, ease
and certainty, is infinitely superior to any
other medicine; for the cure of that most
disagreeable ‘and tormenting disorder, the
ITCH. Price 50 cents per box
Dr. Dyoi8’s Infudible Tooth Ache Drofis
—(Price 50 cents.) Circassion Eye Was
tery celebrated for curing most disorders
of the eycs—( Price 50 cents.)
Lr. Tissott’s Celebrated Gout and Rhemr
matic Drops—( Price 2 dollars.)
Dr. Gedboid's Vegetable Balm of Lifeegg
(Price 1 dollar.) :
The Bam of Iberia—Extracted from an
{berian Fragrant Plant, for curing defects
of the skin, and improving the complexion,
&c. (Price 2 doliars.)
_ The Restorative Dentrifice—For cleans
sing, whitening, and preserving the teeth
and gums. (irice 50 cents per box.)
Maly’s Plaster Cluth, price 50 cents
Prepared by Bouchony Lordonet.
A Fresh supply of the above Medicines,
usi received, and for sale by the following
Agents, of wliom pamphlets containin
certificates of cures &c. &c may beh
gratis.
BrirveronT E—James MGirk
Aronspurc—Duncan & Foster,
Ping Grove Miuis—T. & S. Davis,
. JER‘EY SHorE~—1 homas M:Clintock.
Bic 1sLanp----linis & Tweed.
WitLliamsporT ---Andrew D Hepburn.
Muwcy-~-Brown. Martin & James Boal.
MirTon----David Rittenhouse:
NorTHUMBERLAND -+ John Cowden.
Dr. T. W. Dyorr, respectfully informs
the public, that the abeve mentioned Gens
uine Medicines, are prepared and sold in
Philadelphia only,at his Wholesale and
Retail Drug and Family Medicine Ware.
house, No. 137, N. E. corner of Second and
Race streets——where he has constantly for
sale, a large and general assortment of fresh
warrsiited genuine.
g_> Those who purchase by the quan-
tity for cash, will be allowed a very liberag
discount.
N. B. Country Storekeepers can obtain
the ageney for vending the above Medi-
‘Jcines, on commission, by addressing |
proprietory accompanied with satisfactory
reference, &c. &c,
Letters, post paid, from any part of the
continent, will meet attention.
Money.
As I expect shortly to leave this place
I am under the nccessity of informing alf
those who have unsettled aceounts, to come
forward immediately, and make or receive
payment of the same, at the house of Jacob
Test, in Bellefoutey where 1 shall remain
a few weeks for that purpose. Those who
intend calling are request d to do it withe
out delay, as all those who neglect coming
forward, it is supposed, prefer havi g their
acccounts settled before a magistrate.
James Mc<Girk.
SEPTEMBRY9, 1815.
Notice:
ALL persons indebted to the subscriber
are requested to come forward and pay off
their respective accounts before the first of
October next ; those who do not comply
may rest assuved their accounts will be
without respect to persons. :
GEO. BRESLER.-
Aug. 29,1815.
RAGS
nings, cold sweats, palsy, epileptic fits, &c
;
wanted at thie Ofiens,
may be given 10 Lhe youngest infant with
Drugs and Medicines, of every description
left with a proper officer for collection
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