ad rr ST Er MISCELLANEOUS. ——— — — - The following attempt at metrical des- cription, savours not so much of the beau- ties of refined poetry, as it is remarkable for its singularity and proximity, in par. ticular instances, to nature and truth. It is from the pen of Dispin. From tae Port Forro. I made a promise to be wise, But ’twas a promise out of season ; So much so that I’m sure he lies, Who says he always follows Reason. I soon grew tir'd of Wisdom’s dream And turning from Pale melancholy, Fell on the opposite extreme— But I, at last soon grew tir’d of Folly. ~ Thus seperate, what was next to do ? Perhaps ’twould keep them to their tethers If I could work upon these two To live in harmony together. _ After, of course, a little strife, "Twas settled without farther pother, One should be treated as a wife, And only as a mistress t'other., Her portion of my joys and cares Now each, by my appointment measures ; Reason-=-transacts my affairs, And Folly manages my pleasures. 250 3 k § — ge INSTRUCTIONS TO A PORTER. YOU to whose care I’ve now consign’d My house’s entrance, caution use, While you discharge your trust; and mind Whom you admit, and whom refuse. Let no rude passions enter here, Passions the raging breast that storm, Nor scornful Pripg, Nor servile Fear, Nor Hate nor Envy’s palid form Should Av’rice call, you'll let her know, Of heap’d up riches I’ve no store, And that she has no right to go Where Plutus has not gone before. Lo! on a visit hither bent, High plum’d Ambition stalks about : But shouid he enter, sweet ConTENT Will give me warning—turn him out. Perhaps the Muse may And though full oft I’ve bent the knee, And long invoy’d her magic sway, Smit with the love of Harmony ; pass this way, AroxE though she might please----yet still I know she’ll with ambition come, With love of fame my heart she’ll fill, She'll break my rest---I’m not at home. * There is a rascal, old and ‘hideous, Who oft (and sometimes not in vain) Close at my gate has watch’d assiduous, In hopes he might admittance gain : His name is CARE—If he should call, Quick out of doors with vigor throw him And tell the miscreant, once for all, Iknow him not, I ne'er will know him. Perhaps then Bachus foe to Care, May think he'll sure my favor win * His promises of joy are fair But false-+--you must not let him in. But welcome that sweet poweron whom he young Desires attendant move, 1 flush’d with Beauty’s vernal bloom, Parent of joy, the Qeen of Love. O! You will know her, she has stole, The lustre of my Delia’s eye ; A t her, hail her, for my soul Breathes double life when she is nigh. 1, then, stern Wisdom at my gate Should knock, with all her for i mal t Tell her I’m busy, she may wait, Pan Qr, if she chooses----call again, s a—— About the close«of the revolutionary war in this country, several officers dined to- gether at the house of Col. P ya gen- ‘tleman distinguished for pleasing manners and good sense. The bowl, the anecdote, the laugh and the song went round. . Lieut, Fitzpatrick related the following Tittle incident very much in the following manner: «At the battle of Bunker’s Hill, ‘which,d--n their bull was Breed’s hil} a Scotchman named Frazier, almost as fond by G+ of thymz as of rum, and as brave ~ fellow by the Lie--+--,as if he had been an Ivishman, and G---d---n me, if there are Braver on any continent; thig d---d fool » Mir, which is now in good order 5 stood next me in the ranks, (for Twas then a Yankee volunteer as full of fight as the d--1,) & after we hadjfortified with green hay by the L-—~-, Frazier who had charged deep with hogo that morning, bawled out as the British were advancing, . % Now d----n it give us fair play, « And down we'll mow’em like hay.” « Mow ’em we did, by G=--, till their coats G---d---n 'm to h--1I, were dyed over again *’ Col. P——-, who had served in the south- ern army, then related the following an- ecdote in this unusual way: « Tarleton was as you know an active officer ; he was not a little vain of his exploits---tongs and bottle. He once observed to a young lady of South Carolina----bottle and 'tongs--- that he most heartily wished ——-little tong and little bottle---he. could once see ‘that famous major Washington.—Great tongs and little bottle—« You might have seen him” replied the young lady, & if you had turned your head at the battie of the Cowpens’—Great tongs and great bottle.” . When the laughter which followed this anecdote had ceased, Fitzpatrick exclaim- ed. « A geod thing by G—-, colonel, only you spoiled it with that G—d—d bottle and tongs. What was that for colonel I” « Oh, (answered the colonel) that was in the place of oaths, and permit me to say, had quite as much sense.” E42 IR : LAND FOR SALE. Three Plantations consisting of ELEVEN HUNDRED ACRES, Handsomely situated on Buffaloe Run, 3 miles from Bellefonte; in Centre : County. The land is good and well watered. 150 acres upland, cleared; and 60 of Meadow. On the premises are 2 Mir. Seats, on one of which has been lately erected a saw Three Dwelling Houses, three Barus, and a large Orchard, with farming utensils, &c. &c. For terms apply on the premises to the Proprietor. LC GILBREATH KNOX. May 28, 1814. ‘WOQL CARDING MACHINE, THE Subscribers respectfully inform the Public, that they are now about erecting a NEW WOOL CARDING MACHINE, which will be putin operation by the 15th of this-inst at Lewis Swinehart’s aw Mill, in Potter township, Centre county, where Wool wili be taken in and carded at the most redu. ed price. Those who bring their Wool, must bring with it a sheet and one pound of grease to every ten pounds © \) oi are from Boston, and of the first quality. Irom the experience of the person wnose duty at will be to attend the Machine, they are flattered with the hope of having it in their power to vender general satisfaction. LEWIS SWINEHART, JOHN SMITH. June 9, 1814. The Cards - Ce i 124 DOLLARS BOUNTY, FOUTH REGIMENT OF RIFLEMEWN. All stout, able-bodied men, look at this ! You may have an ‘opportunity of serviig your country upon honorable and advanta. geous terms. Fifty dollars will be gi- ~yenat the time of enlistment ; fifty dal- lars immediately on joinining the regis ment, and 24 dollars and 160 ACRES OF LAND when discharged, besides the monthly pay of cight dollars, and one good and whole- some ration per day. You may have you’ choice, either to enlist for five years or during the war. A more liberal offer ne- ver was made you. Good and comiortabie clothing will be provided, and every possi- ble attention paid to your comfort. It will be recollected that all persons who enlist under the existing laws of congress, will be free trom arrest or imprisonment for debt. A Rendezvous has been opened at each of the following places, viz : Bellefonte, Aa- ronsburg, Miii-hall, and Philipsburg, where officers are ready to enlist men of the above "description. “Any person jectionable, shall immediately receive premium of eight dollars. MUSICIANS Will be employed on advantageous terms if immediate application be made at Belle- fonte or Aaronsburg. Wi. G;. GREEN, Capit. 4th regt. Riflemen. GEO. GETZ, 1st. Lieut. do. do, ANDY KE A. VANDYR RESPECTFULLY informs his friends and the public in general, that he has commenced the Saddle and Harness Ma- king business in the borough of Bellefonte, at the corner of Market and Main streets, immediately opposite Mr. Alexander’s ta- vern. He.flatters himself from an atten. tion to business, and the superior quality of his work, to merit a share in the public pa- tronage. P. 8S. All orders will be thankfully receiv- ed and punctually attended to. / Apri 11, 1814. 4 Pann 1 — THE LYCOMING MAIL STAGE, WILL start from the house of the sub- scriber. (sign of the LION) in Wiiliams- port, every Friday morning at five o’clock and arri~e at Northumberland by six ; leave Northumberland every Saturday morning at four and arive at Williamsport by seven ; leave Williamsport every Sundiy morn- ing at seven and arrive at Jersey Shore by eleven; leave Jersey Shore at one P. M. and arrive at Williamsport by five. Dolls. Fage from Northd. to Willi- amsport. 2 From Williamsport to Jersey Shore oo wey ili § Lk: 00 All intermediate distances Seven cents per mile, Cts. 25 JAMES CUMMINGS. April 22,1814. - Freight on all kinds of Baggage to be paid when entered on the way-bill, and to be at the risk of the owner. TO PRINTERS. Forsale, a Printing press, and following type : Brevier, Loug-Primer, Small Pica, Great-Primer, ¥rencn Cannon, Two line Brevier caps. Two Smuil Pica do. English Roman & Italic do, & Flowers ; TOGETHER WITH Cases, Stands, Composing sticks, Rules, and Furniture : ALSO. An Imposing Stone, Paper Press, and . Boards For terms apply to Jxo. Brinpre, Penns- borough, Muncy township, Lycoming county, Pennsylvania, or to the subscri- ber. W. BRINDLE. May 11, 1814. oi RAGS. THE highest price that is given inc ash, will be paid for clean Linen and Cotton RAGS at this Orrick. - J. KLINE J. KLINE, TAYLOR and 1.ADY's HABIT M.IKER, (Late from Philadelphia ) RESPECTFULLY informs the inhabi- tants ol Bellefonte and its vicinity that he has @mmenced the above business in Belicfonte, at the House of R. T. Stewart, Esq. tention to business, and his former experi- ence, that be will give general satisfaction. Bellefonte March 29, 1814. te B——— 0» ADVERTISEMENT. Preparing tor the Press, A WORKy TO BE ENTITLED, THE TWO CAMPAIGNS, Being a detail, of the events of the war, by sea and land, from its commencment to the first of January 1814, price half bound, fifty cents each copy, of 96 pages, 12 mo. The continued demand for the « First year’s war’’ has rendered a second edition necessary. It is therefore intended to extend it to the end of the second campaign, under the above title. It will be forwarded, by the mail in sheets, at thirty and a half cents each co- py. Distant printers, who wish to publish the above work, m ay have permission for that purpose, on very libera: terms ty applica tion to the « editor of the Military Monitor New York” bringing a recruit, not ob NOTICE. ‘Samuel Wilson deceased, are requested to fe flatters himself that from his at+ jake payment immediately ; ant ait those LABORERS WANTED. } : Ho Lo ] Good wages will be given to a number of industripus, sober men for clearing land, f 5 » working inthe Coal Mine. ze. &e. ftw not be so material to the employer heiely he pays them every day, after the work is done, or by the we€k. Auy person ofthe above descripuon, will meet with good ens couragement by appiying to the underge signed at Little Mosnanon Establhisment on the north side of the West Branch of the Susquehanna. ' : HERRMAN YOUNG. P. S. Good roads haye been opened from Milesburg across; and also from Philips- burgand Clearfield to the above establish- ment. Store-goods and provisions are always kept for the accommodation of'peo- ple employed. N \ 20 DOLLARS REWARD, Deserted this day, June 1, from the Redezvous at Bellefonte, an DAVID THARE, A private in the 4th Ritle’ Regt. torn in Duches county, state of New York, and by profession a Shoemaker. He is ful] six feet high, about thirty nine years old-——complex- lon very dark, sharp nese, black eyes, and dark hair ; was enlisted on the 24th ult at Mill Hall, in this. county. His clothes (Raving none beleaging to the United States) cannot be minutely described. He had on a light grey long coat wily large aiit but. tons, a pair of coarse Home-made tow trowsers, cross-varred, and a pair of half” boots, very short ard old. It is earnestly hoped that all citizens fa. vorble to the interests of their country, will make usc of some exertions to ensure his apprehension, as every recent desertion appears purposely to defraud goverpment. There are now upwards of one thousand deserters running at large, so that every suspicious character ougnt to be taken up and strict;y examined. Whoever apprehends said deserter, shall receive tie above Reward, & all reasonable expences for securing or cclivering him into [ie custody of any United States’ offi- cer. : WM. G. GREEN, Capt. 4th. R. R. Bellefonte, June 1, 18i4. 20 DOLLARS " DESERTED on the night of the 24th jpstant, from the Rendezvous at Bellefonte, + JAMES KASCADEN, A private in the 4th Rifle Regiment, twen- ty onc ycars old, six feet, one inch high; yel- low complexion, dark eyes and dark hair, and by profession a laborer. - His clothing (not having uniform) cannot well be recol- lcced further than his having a ‘Wool Hat, Home-made Trowsers, and it is believed a Roundabout or Coatec. : It is earnestly hoped that citizens will ex- ert themselves in apprehending said deser- ter. He enlisted on Saturday last, and his premature desertion induces a belief that he may probably agam enlist, to defraud the United States. He said he was born in Northumberland county, Pennsylvania. Any person apprehending said deserter shall receive the above reward, and all rea- sonable expences paid for delivering him . into the hands of any officer of the United States Army. ¥ WM G.GREEN, Capt. 4th R. R. Bellfunte, May 28, 1814, v ALL persons indebted tothe estate of ‘having demands against said estate, will please to present their accounts properly authenticated. - GEORGE BRESSLER, Adm’r. CATHARINE WILSON, Adm’trz. May 28, 1814. Lsnitf. p——— NOTICE. ALL persons indebted to the estate of Mr. YWWm. M:Clure, late of Spring town- «ship, Centre county, dec. are requested to come forward immediately, and discharge the same ; and those having demands a- gainst said estate, will please to bring them forward properly attested for settlement be- fore the first day of July next. R. T. STEWART, Adm'r. Bellefonte, March 9, 1814. PRINTING, | OF ALL KINDS, Neatly executed at this office, with ageyya- cy and dispatch.