Centre Hall reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1868-1871, August 18, 1871, Image 4

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    The Iteantlfiil Hate.
Lord, open the door, for I f*Hr;
jjii I faint in this stifled sir.
In dnst and strsitness 1 lose my breath ;
This life of self is s Hvinr death :
Let me into thy pasture* broad and fair,
To the aun and the wind flora thv mountain*
free;
Lord, open the door to me I
There is a holier life, tnd truer
; Than evi r my heart has found;
There is a nobler work than is wrought—with
in ,
These wall* ao charred bv the fires of sin,
Vken I toil like s captive "Wind and bound I
An open door—to a fiver task
In Thy nearer snnle I ask.
Yet the world is Thy field. Thy garden ;
On earth art Thou still at home ;
When thou hendest hither Thy hallowing*?*,
Mv narrow work-nwm seems vast and nigh.
. gy ariltng—a rainbow dome ;
Stand over thus by my narrow Av*,
And toil will b toil -no more.
Through the rosy portal* of morning.
Now the time,, of sunshine flow
Si Over the tvfrih and the fastening sos,
t The praise Thou inspires! rolls back to Thee.
'& Its tones through the tnHnitw srehss go:
Yet crippled and ditmh Iwhohl ins sail,
Dear Lord! at the beautiful gate.
i -
Farm, Harden ami Household.
To FssmsKT BREAD FROM DRYING.—
Keep a wo* cloth around tlio tool that is
being cut from, and wet cwsty thus after
a meal. This will keep the bread in a
fresh state.
CORNED RERF. —In cooking corned
beef, at this season of the yoar so delis
ions, it should be put into boiling water
when put on to cook, and when it is
dom it 3bouM remain in the pot until
cold. Tins is the whole secret of having
connvl be* f juicy and full flavored, iu
* sb'ad of the contrary.
To KKTT Brrrnr, re THE SEMMKR.—A
I simple mode of keeping buUur in warm
weather, where ice is not handy, iato in
vert a common flower-pot over the but
ter. with some water in the dish in which
it is laid. The orifice at the bottom may
be corked or not. The pemnenewt of
the earthenware will keep the butter
cool.
FARM Aoooncrs.—How many farmeis
are able to tell the d*st or eveu live pru
nct pf, any of their crops ? Farming
is uow more or less successful, as it is
conducted on ordiuarv busicesa princi
ples. If a choiw of crops were not
permitted, er the manner oi cojslucting
a farm were immutably fixe*l, then it
would not matter whether account* were
kept or not. But when it makm all the
difference between a gain or a kiss,
whether Uiis crop or that shall le raised,
it is necessary to act andervan as
to the cost of producing either ot them,
and their relative yields when &oid or
consumed. Then, tn feeding Urn pa*>-
duce of a farm, how little is known of
the relative merits of breeds of cuttle to
re par the cost of fixnl aud labor, or
whether this or that species of stock is
best snited t the circumstance* of the
farm, or disposition of the farmer him
self. For instance, a man of impatient
or irregular disposition cannot jvwoihly
feed slieep to advantage. The perfect
regularity with which all their needs
must be attended to. is impossible with
some men : still we see or h ar that this
or that man has no luck with sheep, and
yet he persists in keeping, or at least try
ing to keep them at a certain loss. But
he cannot tell how much he loses, or
what their feed has cost, or what was the
weight of any particular lb-ec' Until
a farmer keeps a regular atvOUnt-book,
and notes all those things which are
neecßsvrr as a lamas on which to calcu
late costs and income, he is continually
at the mercy of accidents, and cannot
evrect to rc.Tize the true vaiut of his
labor.
SHiFPrea Fsrrr. lnexperienmd fruit
growers are often surprised at the small
returns they receive from firms to which
they consign goods. In many oases,
donbUess, the middle-men run up such
a bill of commission* and charges, as to
effectually eat up any bui it is
often the fault of the grower in forward
ing unsorted and lwdly picked fruit.
Numerous letters hare recently been
forwarded to farmers in the peach-grew
iag districts, advising them to be more
particular in picking and shipping fruit.
A" consignment of one hundred boss of
peaches was recently sold in New York
for a dollar a box. on which Hie charge*
amounted to mm ty-uiu- nan!*, ihns lin"
ing the grower only nine NOB On,
which by no means paid him for his
trouble, or the interest on his invest
ment One half of these peaches are
said to have been good ones, which if
packed by themselves, would have read
ily brought S3 a box. One fourth of ihe I
lot was soft and crushed, and the remain
der were hard and nnripe. As the
freight on a box of peaches or vegetable*
is the same whether the contents be good ■
or laid, it is important that inly good
frnit should be sent, if any priSit ia ex
pected from the transaction. It is the '
quality, not quantity, of fruit which
bring* good prices, and growers should
bear this in ramd when sending off their
goods. What is true of peaches holds
good of other fruit* and vegetables. A
poor article tmdly picked will hardly
bring enough to pay for its forwarding
and selling.
MAICSO HAT. —In regard to ripe grass
and hay made of grass that has already
gone to seed, the Maasnchusrtt* Plote
rtian says some argue that cattle love this
dry fodder, and that there is mote notir-
L-hment in the hay than if the grass
were cut in its green, succulent state. If
so, why do not the instincts of cattle
lead them to eat it when roving in the
]iastnrea and acting their option as to
what thev will eat All must have ob
served that when any locality in a pas
. tore has gone to seed, the cattle avoid it,
and nothing but starvation will induce
them to eat such grass. The instincts
of cattle are a pretty sure guide—cer
tainly as likely to be correct as the ab
stract reasonings of the minority of
men. The true principle in haying, we
think, is to secure the hay at a time
when we can harvest the largest amount
that shall be like press in its perfect
state ; this we can do when grass has at
tained its growth, and liefore the starch,
sugar and gluten of the plant have gone
to the formation of seed, or been con
verted into woody fibre. The starch and
other nutritious compounds are on the
increase so long as the plant grows ; but
with blossoming growth ceases, and is
the time, with the least labor, to secure
the createst amount of lorage iu its best
ondition.
FRESH GRASS FOB HORSES. —It is not
strange that an animal that runs wild
upon the prairies, and graze* the year
round in his natural state, should pine
when confined to a diet of hay and grain.
The stabled horse will do well for a time,
if npt worked too hard, upon dry food.
But he can not endure the privation of
green, succulent food continually. The ;
horses upon our city railroads average
only three and a half years of service.
They either die in the harness, or are
prematurely broken down, and sold off
to men who slaughter them for their
hides and carcasses. This early failure
is not more owing to hard service than
to the privation of their natural food.
The great eagerness with which a stabled
lorse croj>s grass, especially in the
spring, indicates clearly enough the food
he should have. It is not always con
venient to turn out a horse for a month
or two in summer, when he is most
needed for service on the farm or in the
family carriage. He should always have j
his daily feed of green grass for two or i
three months in the year, and if he can
not go to pasture, the grass should be
brought to the stable.— Hearth and Home.
SPECULATION.—A new style of stock
speculation has come into vogue in
England. Men take out policies of life
insurance and then put them np at
public auction. A man in Liverpool
lately realized 815,000 upon the policy of
a tradesman which he had bought for
8760. The tradesman was so obliging as
to die two days after the policy came into
the jiossesion of the speculator.
WHEN. —The Providence Journal dis
cussing the question as to how soon a
mob should be fir ad on, says: "We
think ti at tinder such circumstances 'pa
tience ceases to be a virtue' after a sec
ond brick, and is not much of a virtue
after the first."
THE born of a Patagonian ox has been
forwarded to Baltimore. It is
inches long, seventeen inches in circum
l'erencejat the base, and will hold seven
quarts. 1
Htunmsry of Sew*.
Puree* AETHER i* to be create*! Duke
if Oonnanght, in compliment to Ireland.
MARKYINO a deceased wife sister is
legnlwed in South Australia.
A RICH tin mine has been discovered ;
in Sydney, New South Wales.
A smuors riot ba-s oecurred in l'orto
Rioo, two negroes I wing killed.
MR JOHN SISDELL well known from his
connection with the famous Trent affair,
il dead.
TUR French Assembly bos postponed
the consideration of the tax in raw ma-;
tcriala.
TRRKR of the ctew of the Storm Bird
have Iwu killed by natives of the New
Hebrides.
TUR President hasappoiuted iVirranec
At water of Connecticut to lw Couaul at
Tuliita, Bociety Islands.
ELECTION in lowa IA on the second
Tueixlav in October, which this year w ill
lie the iiHli
AN c\|elitioti to observe the eclipse at
Cape York in December is Wing formed
at Melbourne.
ONE cose of cholera has lxx-n retried
in England ; the disease lias also appear
ed in the South of France.
I"tali has about Bt\ooo, Mormons, aud
about one-half of them arc of foreign
birth.
THE Assistant Treasurer ■** ill purchase
$5,000,000 of bonds and sell Jv.OIW.OOO
of gold during the mouth.
FIFTY or more prisoners are on trial in
the Island of Martinique for complicity
in the lab' insuirectiou.
MARIUAOEH between cousin* are allow
able in Kentucky, and the result is said
to W olearlv visible in the idiot uud lu
natic asylums of the State.
THK new Spanish Ministry has resol
ved to put down the insurrection in
Cuba, regartlless of all sacrifice* of life
and menus.
ANDREW - and Crawford IISTTUM, broth
en*. of Man ton, R. 1., were drowned off
Bullock's Point, by the capsizing of their
boat,
MEXICAN advices represent that the
prospects of the election of Tnarex are
the tiest, but Congress may declare Dior
Presideut.
Acconnreo to the eensss returns the
nnmher of dwellings in New York City
is 64,029, and the number of families
175,500.
THERE are in New Haven 374 manu
facturing establishments iu which is in
vested a capital amountiug to nearly $lO,-
THE Asiatic cholera has appcaml iu
England and France. It ia steadily
marching westward. Are we prepared
for it here?
AN unknown man was found in a field
near New Haven, Conn., with bis throat
cut and his mouth filled with rags. He
had been murdered.
DTIUNO July the number of applica
tions at the Patent Office were 1.812, and
in response 1,121 patents and trade
marks were issued.
JXT COOKE has offered a quarter aee-
I tion of land on the North Pacific railroad
I to the family of each soldier who fell iu
the late riot in New York.
THREE New York young men, attempt
ed to cross from the Canadian to t e
i American side in a small boat, and were
| carried over Niagara Falls.
| THERE are but 41. 0tX) Methodists, of all
' sorts, and only aWut 4,500 Indepi n
i dents, with a lilte number of Baptists, in
all Ireland.
i THERE are now five ministers of the
Methodist Church in Utah. The church
at Salt Lake City, organized May 24,
: 1870, has a membership of 51.
• THE local fishing laws are suspended
at Prince Edward's Island, pending the
ratification of the Washington Treaty by
the Legislature.
BY the upsetting of a boot at Renovo.
! Clinton County, Penn., Mis* Lillie
Uhric, and Mrs! W. Rex of Philadelphia,
wens drowned. Their bodies were recov
ered.
ALL Americans visiting Europe should
take pas*jx>rts especially the natnraliz<xl
i citizens of the United States, a* the lat
ter cannot get them there j>a
pers proving their identity.
THOMAS BROWN, aged twenty-seven
years, committed suicide at Loekixirt,
*N. Y., by shooting himself in the head
with a revolver. Cause, despondency
from the loss of his wife by death.
ABorrfour miles from Cincinnati re
side* a hermit dog. He liTes .in a eave
in th* ground. He refuses to W domes
ticated, yet is not wild, and appears
friendly *to all those who cull on him.
PARIS does not possess one steam Are
engine, nor any engine Wtterthon those
is ose fifty years ago. There is not a
single engine on the river, snd none of
the engines employed- are drawn by
horse*.
Tire New Jersey Republican Stab*
Committee has called a State Convention
to nominate a Republican candidate for
Governor, to be held at Taylor Hall,
Trenton, on Thursday, Sept 7, at noon.
THE " New York State " and the
" Pleasant Valley "Grape Growers' Asso
ciations will hold a joint fair in Ham
mondsport, Steuben, N. Y., opening on
the 26th of September.
AN AMERICAN schooner, the Samuel
Gilbert, of Gloucester, has been seized
at the month of the St Lawrence River
by a Canadian cruiser for violation of the
fishing law. She was loaded with flesh
fish.
IT is rumored that the Duke of Suther
land, Mr. John Pender, and Mr. Fowler,
the eminent engineer, are about to pur
chase the Suez Canal for £6,000,000,
The undertaking cost the French com
pany £22,000,000.
A LITTLE girl of five summers was se
verely stung by a hornet, and, running
into the house, she told her mother that
she had leen bitten by something that
looked like " a yellow carriage with the
top turned back."
PHIEBE Cary, the younger of the well
known Carv sisters, died at Newport
She was 46 years old. Alice Cary died
last Febuary, and it is believed that her
sister, who had been her companion for
forty years, never recovered from the
shock.
THE Apaches made a raid on Camp
Bowie, Arizona, and ran off a herd of
beef cattle from within musket-shot of
the parade-ground. They also killed a
butclier named McDougall and a Mexi
can. The troops killed and wounded
several Indians, notwithstanding the
hand succeeded in running off the herd.
RAIXINO FISH.— It seems recently to
have rained fish in Scotland. A Scotch
paper says that an unusually large num
ber of herrings were lately observed
swimmiDg near the shore in Grauton
harbor. Their presence was attributed
to a heavy sea driven shoreward by a
strong easterly wind. Next, however,
great quantities were found washed on
the bench and the harbor bulwark, where
they attracted flocks of sea birds and
crows. Finally, hundreds of these small
herrings were found lying on the roods
near the coast. One gentleman found
several in his garden. Tlie phenomenon
is attributed to a waterspout which oc
curred just previously, and is supposed
to have lifted the fish from the sea high
into the air, whence they were conveyed
to the land by the easterly wind which
prevailed at the time.
NEW CONCRETES. —Some workmen en
gaged in laying concrete walks in Bridge
port, Conn., last week, seized a barrel of
flour, which a drayman delivered at the
door of a house near them,and,supposing
it was plaster-paris, broke in the head
and sifted the entire contents of the bar
rel on either side of the street, nearly
the whole length of the block.
KILLING INDIANS. —"Been billing
good many Injuns out West, General ?'
Asked a reporter of Gen. Sherman the
other day. "No ; the papers kill more
Injuns than we do. Why, if we killed
half a& many Injuns as the papers do,
we'd be ' thorf of Injuns I"
THE New Hamburg disaster cost the
Hudson River Railroad 8150,000 to settle
the personal claims.
Ml Xcw Bilk Macqur.
I wunt to toll, iwvii a lady corre<qHiii
leiit of Arth'O-'s Horn" that I
invc a now -ilk Nicqtic that is quite tt*
itylish as any I have soon in the strivts
>r stores, and that cost ine only twenty- j
Ive eentn for lining, and eight cents for
R'uiiig-silk. I n nlly must toll you aboutj
it, for 1 am quite proud of my achieve-"!
aient.
First, it ia made out of about two
breadths of a silk dross which has be**
in wear for the last nineteen year*
Mother s|<oiigcd the silk, and iroucd it
on the wrong side ao nicely that it look
txl just as good as new. Mother can do
up things beautifully. The wlk (Mating
me nothing, I though 1 would venture
on a little extravagance, aud buy soffTe
guiputv liM'e. aud some satin for piping,
to trim it with. Money is not at all
plenty at our house, and we all have to
trv to lay out every ju'uuy to the beat
advantage. So I really did fee! as if
this i-acnue tritntiiiug was almost au uu
justiliable extravagance. But then 1
didn't have a new silk saoque every day.
The morniug tliat I was working ou
it mother said to me : " How would you
like fringe insteid of huw ?"
1 replied that 1 knew Iriuge was more
fashionable, but 1 really liked lace best.
" But if tlie fringe costs you nothing ?"
I didn't exactly see where the friugo
was to conic from, but I was ready to
receive any suggestions. So mother
brought out an old parasol, dilapidated,
faded and lame. Unit had seeu its Iswt
days at least live years before, aud was
now haudod over as a plaything to the
children. It was bordered with heavy
friuge, sadly tangled and faded. This
she proposed to dyo ; and I, very doubt
ful of her success, agreed to wait the
trial, at tlie same time remarking that
it was a pity there wasu't some old satin
alxmt the house that would do to make
the piping with, so as to have the entire
thing second-hand ; but I could think
of nothing but an old satiu vest that had
Ix-en out of wear for a number of years.
"Just the thing," mother said ; and off
she j sotted atjd brought it. The vest
was fifteen yekrs old, but was made of
the thickest and fiue-t of veat satin ; aud
though it had seeu much wear, it was as
black and glossy as ever, except at the
folds and seams. I made a calculation
about the quantity of piping 1 required,
and found the vest, cut to the best ad
vantage, would furnish just enough. It
made beautiful pipiug—no fraying about
the edges—round and full, needed noth
ing to stiffen it.
I cut and made my saeqtie myself.
Mother brought the fringe iu due season,
dyed a beautiful black, and combed
sniiMtfi. And here is the saoque all
finished, just as nice as though every
jxirt of it was bran new ; aud the cost,
us 1 have already said, was only thirty
three cents.
A Trick Horse.
A correspondent who interviewed the
proprietor ef a trick horse, says :
" There." said Mr. Harrison, pointing
to him with pride. " I raised him mv
self from the time he was foaled ; he's
rising nine, now, and just as good an
animal as he ever was. He cost me S3OO
at first, but I wouldn't take $3,000 for
him ; no, nor three times that. ' Come
here, Charley.'" The horse came up
to him, and stowd looking at me with his
head over his master's shoulder.
" Is he a trick horse ? "
" Yea ; but I don't often use him for
that. He can walk on his hind legs, and
dance, uud drink out of a bottle; but
that's alwjys empty. I usually do only
the ' Arab and his dying stead.' "
" How did vou train him ? "
*■ Ily kindness—that's tlie only way—
to be sure. Of course you can make
an J animal obey by leathering him
our ugh ; but then sonic time when you
ain't looking out hell play you on ugly
! trick—baulk when von'ro jumping to
let you tumble on the ground, or rear
and fall backwards on you. They're
cunnicg about that sort of thing. I've
seen a splendidly educated horse come
into the ring aiul just stand at ill, not do
a single trick, and seem to enjoy seeing
his master hooted at"
" Do you never punish him ? "
'• Certainly ; but 1 always do it so
that he uudwrstauds what I'm whipping
him for. \\ hen he's done wrung, ha
knows just as well as I do. and knows he
must take the consequences. But I
havn't lifted the whip against him for
more than two years."
"\\ hat is the method of educating
animals ? "
"Well, with different animals there's
different ways. With horses and dogs
you show 'em first what you want done,
and show 'em often enough for them to
understand it. Then I lift them around
and put them through the motions. Af
ter several times they find out what vou
want done and do it themselves. Tlien
1 reward them on the spot. It's all easy ;
tou've only to keep your temper and be
ind. Very often it is necessary in the
l>eginning to flog an animal soundly,
bnt that's to let him know who is mas
ter. Some horses learn very quickly,
but tliat kind forget just as stain. I like
best a slow horse, because he'll re
member longer."
•• Have they good memories ? "
" You can teach a horse for a year,
and then if yon turn him out to grass
for a few mouths he'll forgwt all he's
learned except the simplest things and
two or three words of command. These
they will never forget. I think their
minds are not big enough to hold much.
WEIOHTS AND AGES.— Somebody who
lias been " studying our teeighs" reports
that, upon the average, boys at a birth
weigh a little more and girls a little less
than six pounds and a half. For the
first twelve veare the two sexes continue
nearly equal In weight, hut beyond that
time males acquire a decided prefninder
ance. Thus voting men of twenty aver
age 143 pounds each, while the young
women of twenty average 120 pound*.
Men reach their "heaviest bulk at alxtiit
thirty-five, when they average almtit 152
pounds : but women slowly increase in
weight until fifty, when their average is
about 129 pounds. Taking men and
women together, their weight at full
growth averages about twenty times a*
heavy as they were on the first day of
their existence. Men range from 198 to
220 {touuds, and women from fW to 207
pounds. The actual weight of human
nature, taking the average of all ages and
conditions—nobles, clergy, tiukers, tail
ors. maidens, boys, girls, and babies all
included—is very nearly 100 pounds
These figures are given in avoirdujiois
weight ; but the advocates of the supe
riority of woman might make a nice point
by introducing the rule that women lie
weighed by Troy weight—like other jew
els —andmenly avoirdupois. The figures
will tlien stand : young men of twenty,
143 pouuds each; young women of
twenty, ICO pounds.
INTERESTINO TO DBCOOISTS. —An
apothecary in one of the interior coun
ties of New York has been sued for dam
ages by the husband of a woman to
whom he sold lnudnnum to IM* used as a
beverage, and the Supreme Court has
decided that the suit can IM* maintained.
The plaintiff avers that the ajMithecary
supplied his wife with the narcotic daily
for six months, knowing the use she
made of it, and that he was put to great
cxjwnse in repairing the injury thus oc
casioned t<> her bodily and mental health.
The case is so similar to that of the
liquor seller supplying liquor to the ha
bitual drunkard, that if the question of
the Court is maintained by the Court of
Appeals we may expect numerous suits by
wives and husbands whose domestic hap
piness lias lx.>en ruined by excessive
drinking against the immediate authors
of the injury.
A friend of ours was {raveling while
afflicted with a very bad cough. He an
noyed his fellow travelers greatly till one
of them remarked in a tone of displeas
ure, "Sir, that is a very bad cough you
have ? " " True sir," replied our friend,
" but you will excuse me —it is the best
I have got."
WATER. —It is estimated that there are
1,229,200,00(1,000 cubic feet of water
delivered annually from rivers in Maine
into the ocean, falling a distance of 200
feet This would be equal to 2,655,600
horse power, or equivalent to (he labor
of 34,000,000 men for one year without
intermission
An KxhanstMl Husband*
The following bit of cflhruiiiig un
sqphivtieation, purporting to have Ixxui
written l\v it youug wife in Niw York to
ho* print tufcl spectacled maiden aunt ill
lloaton, will read with curious interest
by tho niitn luuightoucd reader
Mr DEAN' AUNT. Although you told
.roo, who A I iuviUsl you to tur wedding,
flint I wo* too young to worry, nnd not
capable of I'hooHiug it mate for life Prop
erty. mid with iluoroutiilrntiun, 1 know
thut you tuny now fool tluit I wait witter
thmt you thought In sehwtiug door
Orlando I have gained n most affectionate
ond attentive fiuiband, mid oue who ho*
neither n fuult nor it vie**. Heaveu* '
What must a girl suffer who tbtda her
self UUltisl to O dissipated uaptou, tteg
| leotful of her, and disposed to neek the
; society of uuworthy |mr*oiis, who drink,
niitoko, ttud do oil sort* of dreadful
thing* '
Thank Hooveu, Orlando in perfection !
Todtr ia nty eighteenth birthday,
ond we hove lxen married o yeor.
keep house now, atnl 1 eon inoke pretty
good pie, only the under crust will lie
damp. However, I think that mutt be iu
the oven. Ouee 1 put peppermint iu the
pudding mtueo imttead of lemon flavor
ing ; but then Orlmido wu trying to kiMi
me, right before the girl, who didn't
much like either of ua going into the
kitchen ot oil.
The floweni ore oouiitig up lieontifully
iu the back garden. We sowed a great
many need, but hardly expected no many
plants. Among the moat numerous ia
one variety with a very large leaf, that
scratches one'a finger*, and don't muell
nice. I wonder what it is. Orlando
frighteus me by tulkiug alxiut weeds ;
but weeiU alwaya coins up, dou't they ?
Dear Orlando ! I cutne baek to him
again—ao excellent, U*uiprU\ uud
true. Tell all the girls to marry ua noon
as they oun, if they pan find a husband
like mine.
I have but one trial—business takes
biui so mueli away from me. A lawyer
snog attend 0> business, you know ; and
sometimes they carry on the ea.se until
two at night Ofteu and often he has
examined witnesses until half-pant
twelve, and come home perfectly ex
hausted. And the nasty tilings will
smoke, so thut his dear eont quite smells
of it And as it mokes him us ill us it
does me, 1 have to uir it, and sprinkle
the buiug with cologue water before he
dares to put it ou a^uiu.
1 had a terrible fright the other night
—dreadful. Orlmulo hd told me tliot
business--I think he said it was a ease
of life and death—would d< tun him late.
Bo I sut up us usual, with a book, and
did not worry until one o'clock. After
that I was a little anxious, 1 eoufesi,
and caught a cold iu my head peeping
through the up-stain* window blind* ;
for, dear aunt, it was not until three
o'clock tlist I heard a eabdiiviug tip the
street and saw it stop at our door ; then
I thought 1 should faint, for I was sure
some dreadful accident had happened to
Orlando.
I ran down to o|H'n the door ; a friend
| of Orlando's who is not, I confess, very
inue 11 to my taste—such a red faced,
noisy man—wa* just supporting uiy dear
boy up the steps,
" Oh, what has happened ?" encd I.
" Don't be frightened, Mrs. White !"
said Mr. Smith. " Nothing at all ; only
White is a little exhausted. Application
to business will exhaust a man, and I
thought I'd bring him home."
"All right Belle," said Orlaudo,
•' Smith tells the truth—l'm exhausted."
Aud, dearest aunt, he was so much so
that he spoke quite thick, and couldn't
stand up without tottering. Mr. Smith
wa* kind enough to help lum upoiUur* ;
and he lav upon the tied so prostrated
j that I thought h" was going to die.
Then I remeuilxjred the French brandy
I you guve me iu case of sickness. I ran
| to get it out
Have a little brandy and water, dear ?"
I I said. •
" The very tiling. Smith ia exhausted,
j too. (live some to Smith," *aid he.
And so I reproach myself for mv not
having thought of it before Mr. Umith
was gone. But I gave a glass to Or
: lando, and, under Providence, I think it
saved his life ; for, oh, bow bad he wa* !
"Belle," *aid he. quite faltering in
his speech, " the room is gotug round
so fast that I can't catch your eye. And
besides there's two of you, and I don't
know which is which." *
I knew tfipse were dreadful symptoms.
"Take a drink, dear," raid I, "and
I'll try to w:iko Mary, and send her for
the doctor."
"No," said he, "I'll Wall right in
the morning. I'm all right now. Here's
your heulth. You're a brick. I "
And over he fell, fast asleep.
Oh, why do men think so much of
inouey-inaktng Is not health Wrier
than anything else.
Of course he had laid down in his hat,
I took that off first. And I managed
to divest him of his coat. But when it
came to his tmots—dearest aunt, did yon
ever take off a gentleman's boots ?
probably not, us yoj are a single lady—
what a task! How do they ever git
on ? I pulled and pulled, and shook
and wriggl*d, and gave it up. But it
would not do to h*aveUiem on all (tight;
so I went at it agnin, and at last one
came off so suddenly, and over I went
on the floor, andin*o his hat, which I
had put down there for a minute. I
could have cried. And the other came
off in the same way, just as hard and just
as sudden at lost. Then I put n soft
blanket over Orlaudo, and sat in my
sewing chair all night. Oh, how heavily
he breathed ! And I had, as you may
fancy, the most dreadful fears. He
might have killed himself by his over
application to business, for all that I
knew. The perfect ones go first, it is
aaid.
Oh, how differently should I have felt
had anything happened to my beloved
Orlando. He lis.* not hail so exhausting
a day since, and I think he sees the folly
of overwork ; though if courts will keep
o|eii so late, what can poor lawyers do ?
I think it is very inconsiderate of the
judge. I wonder whether he has a wife
—the mean old thing !
Wlj they Leaie.
We have noted the fact that immi
grants from the British Provinces arc
)>onring into New England nt the rate of
five hundred souls jier month The rea
son for this sudden and remarkable
movement is given in a recent letter
from New Brunswick, written by a
native of that Province. " I was fw>ru
and brought up in New Brunswick," he
savs, " and, like many others, recently
left there, owing to the stagnation of
business generally occasioned bv the
lack of enterprise." This writer dilutes
upon the want of a progressive spir
it in the colony. He declares that while
there ore some wealthy and enterprising
men in New Brunswick, their enterprise
extends only to their individual inter
ests ; " they seem to be dead to the fu
ture welfare of the country." If it be
true that this spirit pervades the influen
tial class of the community, the cause of
the departure of thousands is plain.
Tied down at home, they hurst their
bonds by coming to the United Whites,
where there is room enough for their en
ergies to expnnd, and where their enter
prises will not be cramped for want of ap
preciation. Let them come!
KILL THE KINO BIBDH. —A New Eng-
Innd fanner writes : King Birds attack
jor fight all birds—they arc the king of
birds. After fightiug and pulling the
feathers of the largest hawks, high in
the air, they often light on thieir hacks
soiling along without fear. Very lately
a pair of them built a nest near to my
j poultry yard, and they seamed delight
ed,to pitch into the hens near enough, to
pull their feathers, and are successful in
driving them away. I know them to
have killed some smaller birds than
themselves and destroy their eggs ; also
to attempt to go into the martin and
swallow holes to commit depredation,
and have severe buttles with them. No
birds destroy more honey bees than they
—of which they kill vast numbers anil
only eat the liea Is of thein. Hornets
ana wasps are served the same wsy.
A CORRESPONDENT calls attention to
the fact that tidal waCes have bccu
known on the great lakes before the one
observed at Dnluth lately. Tfie most
notable of these occurred at Fairport,
Ohio, several years ago.
The Mew York Bluster. Mcene* and
Incident*.
SCKNWI AT THK MORUI'K.
Around tlie deod-houae, the groat eX
citeßirnt rrorluxl its culimuatioii. Hoard
iv hud the ttmt ambulance wagon with
its mul freight of mutilated humanity, ;
reached the h<>*|>itul gate* when the
l|tiickly increasing crowd tua<le a ruah
for the Morgue, punbiug and crowding
for a front place to view the horrifying
i apcctnclc Hut there were those tlicn
who were drawn thither hy the dread
iiiveniity of looking for thoae deal inia
■itig one# for whom they had searched
eagerly <>hiewhere licfore daring to think
of the Morgue. That was a possibility
they would u< t allow themselves to con
template.
Due |>or fellow apixwlmgly iuforuied
the Warden that they were a party of
aeveu nu the land, all hi* owu family ;
that hia wife was dying at home, one
eliihl dead at home, and he waa search
ing for the other*, lu a moment Mr.
Ilreiinun took hi* arm and led him around
to iniqxx*t the terrilde array,now amount
' nig to Uiirty oorjwe*. "My thai," M
-1 claimed the jxxir fellow, "there'* my
' little Tilly," pointing to a child alxuit
eighteen months old. For a while Mr.
1 j ltreiiuaa stood holding hi* hand, and
uftcr •• ticketing " the poor little thing
' | silent I v drew him away to look for hia
other lost one*. Another jioor fellow
' so a!most maddened a* lie oeajvlied
among the Ixxlies for his aiater, whoae
hualiuiid had only been ilcail three
' uiontlia. She had been seated in the
: Indies' cabin, with her only child, a loy
' five yi-ar* old, ou her lap. They were
' both blown into the river by tbe eiplo
• aion, and the child, on being rescued,
run home to his uncle, and exclaimed,
■'"Mother's killed!" It was too true;
' the child escaped unharmed; tire mother,
1 in whose lap lie wo* sitting. was woiiuded
' mortally.
There on tlie slabs of the Morgue,
' with lights aroiiud them, and tlie jet* of
r ! pure water sprinkling their mangled
1 and scalded boiliea, lav thirteen corpses.
' There was no room /or more. Nearest
■ the entrance was a highly re*j<eetable
1 young woman, *22 or 28 year* of age,
' with clear cut, handsome features, drcsa
' xl iu black, who had been drowmxl.
- Hut for the pallor ou her face, she might
1 have beou thought asleep. A woman
> lay next to her. This poor woman was
' so" near her eonlluemaut that, when her
body was brought in, herchild was half
1 born. Lyiug half way between aiid luilf
1 upon thcM- two women was a little child
' about eighteen months old, fearfully
• scalded, ami with her laxly disteudtxl
I witli sea-water. Iu the dend-hoiute ad
■ joiuiug and in tlie court-yard were rows
and rows of rough pin- coffins ; some
! containing those drowned or killed on
. the K|*it, others thoae who hail died iu
° the hospitals and who, when stripped of
' their clothe*, presented a sickening
> sjxvtaele. In this court-v*rd a man ap
' {mired with a small bundle in his arms,
1 and said, •'Here's another poor Uttle
boliy." A man sprang forward, crying,
I " let me look at it he groaned as
' though his heart would burst, and turn
i iug to the hosj'itid man, said : "May 1
r take her away ? when did she die ■?"
j " Atxiut five minutes sgo," replied the
man; "I'm very sorry, but yon can't
take her away to-night." The poor fel
low turned away, saying, " IVruaps I'd
better not. It might kill her mother in
lier present state." The mother, too,
was terribly nodded.
THK BOILER or THK BOA*.
The fragment of the exploded boih-r
was inspected by hundred*. It was \
\ piece of iron five feet iu h-ngtli, alx>ut
: two feet in width, and weighed fifty
seven (Miunds. It hail lc-n twisted al
most in a cylindrical form, and each
edge was rough and uneven, a* though
a giant had torn it from it* place as or
, ditiary strength would tear a rotten
fabric. One of the edges had tliia ap
]K-Hranee much more marked than the
other, and awakened the awe of the nn
i learned and expert* alike at the tre
mendous power which had been exerted
to rent! it from tlie boiler. This edge
is difficulty to describe. If tho reader
has ever torn a antton fabric, and noticed
the ragged edge which he caused, he
<-an form some idea of the apiiearance of
thi* fragment And it was the general
testimony of the exiwrta who examined
i it that the lxnfer hail been made of good
iron, was in projx-r condition for service
when it cxplodixl, and that the extremely
thin jmrt at tlie anum. which has lain
mentioned, was not reqxuiiible for ih
disaster, as if the boiler had first given !
way there, which it was claimed it had 1
not, it would only have leaked, musing
some annoyance, but no danger. The
infercuee whieli these expert* seemed
to ilniT, and which some of them dis
tinctly did draw, was that theexplo*ii>n
was due to negligence, or, in plain words,
to a lack of water. One engineer of
long experience dix-loml that lie is no
believer in diqxHisatioti* of Providence
in connection with steam-boiler*. In
almost every case, lie said, an explosion
is due to allowing the water to get too
low and snddenllv forcing in a new
supply, and he IxJiovod that anrh had
been the fact in this instance. Eiigimxw*.
he contiuued, rarely arc brave enough
; to accept the risk due to their uegligeure. j
If they allow the water to get low they I
will take the ehance of forcing in a sup
ply of cold water rather titan take the
hazard of a discharge by admitting
their fault, aud insisting on tlie delay
necessary for the Ixnlers to cool.
!
OPINION or AX EXiiINKKH.
We give Vielow the opinion of an old
engineer of thirty years exjx-ricncc. He
ha* thoroughly examined the exploded
boiler. He Amis the iron to be in very
good condition, free from scale, and
ca]wble of sustaining double the aiuonnt
of pnasure stated by tlie engineer at the
time of tlie explosion. He would ask,
I " Was tbe engineer hurt ? Wen- any of
the firemen killed or wounded ?" The
engineer says he was in tlie boiler room
a few minutes before the explosion, triixl
the water, aud found three cock*. He
al*< Kays lie asked tlie fireman how tlie
water was. He replied. "All right"
Our informant contends that no living
j lieing could have been ill the firc-rooni
at the time of the explosion without be
ing torn to shreds with tho enormous
pressure required to rend a boiler a*
this one is torn. His candid opinion is
that there was but little water in the
boiler, and that when the pump was put
on, the natural consequence was a tre
mendous pressure of gas generated far
beyond the strength of the metal. If lie j
hal the three cock* of water, and had
more steam than was necessary, where
WHS his safety valve to carry off the ex-,
; cos* ? Itcport says the valve did not
| work. If so, he was doubly culpable in
| not removing the difficulty.
MINFoRTCNES OP AN EXCTBSION PARTY. j
Mayor Francis C. Carroll, City Clerk
Samuel W. Sherlock, Alderman Jacob
| Levi, Wm. Philijison, and Bradley, •
and Philip Echcl, Chief Engineer, all of
| Svrneiiae, N. Y., were recently apjioint
; oil a Committee to select a new steam
fire-engine for the Fire Dojmrtniont of
that city. After stopping at several j
places, they left Hudson on Katurdny
morning.reaching N Y.,in the afternoon,
and taking room* ut the Drand Central..
Hotel. The partv visited Brooklyn aud
several place* in tlie city, anil were j
shown specimens of the engines iu use. |
On Sunday tliey intended to visit Loug
Branch, hut as there was no Ixmt, they j
| concluded to take a Nail to Statcn Island.
I All of the imrt.v, with tlie exception of I
Alderman Bradley, who wished to visit
some friend* in Brooklyn, went on lioard
the Ixiat. Mr. Sherlock stub's that the
Mayor, Alderman Levi, and Chief-En-1
Sineer Echcl were on the promenade ,
eok looking out of the forward cabin I
windows. Alderman Philipson and Slier- 1
lock wero seated further luiek. Suddenly .
there was a dreadful crash, resembling a
Sal of thunder, and then Mr. Sherlock 1
t himself going upward in tlie dark
ness, and aoon liecame unconscious.
When he recovered he found himself in i
the water, but there was a weight resting i
on his head aud body that prevented liim I
from rising to the surface. He thinks I
that it was portion of tbe deck that was 1
blown overooard, but it may have been I
portions of the wreck whieli were Beat- <
tered thickly around. Finding that he <
would drown unless he exerted himself, 11
he dived, and swimming under water i
some litt'.c distance, had the satiafactir n I
of coming to the surface. In hist]
•druggies he hod spraiiicd hia *nkl and |
received a severe cut on the head, huti
otherwise i* now uninjured. A hort |
distance from luui wxi Alderman Philip-1
son. Both were taken out of the water
by *oiu lmaUueti and lauded at tbe
Battery, They soon secured a carriage,
and were conveyed to their hotel, whsrc
they have since been under medical
treatment.
It ia now known tliat 100 pensum
hist their lives hy the aud disaster, ami
that the injured will iiuuilier fully 12".
A WHOLE PA MILT MUATTKItKH.
Deorgc KlMueascr, his wife and four
children, three lxiy* aged re*{**ctivcly 111
years, 12 yeara, tf year*, and a little girl
uged A year*, occupy a|NtrtiueuU iu a
teu nioli't-house at "t Kirat aveuue. They
all started for Blaten Island Huuday, and
were uiifortuuate in retching Die fatal
boat. But oue out of thi* whole family
naoa|M*l uuilljtircd ; that i* the second
! eldest lmy. The eldest boy was killed
and i* now at the Morgue, the youngest
txiy is lost, and a* no tidings have been
received is no doujit drowned ; the little
girl, whom the iiAphlxirn all siMwk of iu
the highest term*, is placed beside her
brother, while the father and mother are
i both in the hospital scalded in a fright
ful manner.
THK BOY WHO SAVKI) Hl* MOTHKB.
(dose by lav another coffiu containing
the IMMIV of U little girl, oue of the EIMO*-
ser family. .The lid via removed in
order tliat her grandfather and her Utile
brother might identify her before remov
ing her. The bred of the corpse was so
terribly scalded that the least touch
would little cuilM-d the whole scalp to
drop oil tin Sunday the whole family,
consisting of the mother nml five chil
dren started for Ktateu Island. Iu the
exph sion four of the fliildrcu were killed
outright and the mother wan blowu into
the water. The only child left alive, a
little lmy twelve years old, had the re
markable courage and presence of mind
to seize a plank aud ruu it into the water
w here hi* mother was struggling. Hhe
en light hold of it, the boy drew her in,
aud she was saved. Tbe old grandfather
could not suppress his grief, and the
tears ran in streams dow u ou the cover
of the rude little coffiu. Then he would
clasp his little grntidson to his breast,
crying, "Oh, my dear lmy, my good
little boy, he axvtxl hia mother'* life.
What would have liecoms of me if he
aud his mother had gone too."
A lIKSOLATK HOME.
Early Sunday tnoruiug Michael Fin
lay's brother railed at the house aud
made a propoaiLion for all the family to
vi>it Ktateu LlauJ. The propuaitiou was
agreed to, and tlie wife, after dinner,
{inquired herself and children for the
trip. Previous to starting, FiuLty, con
cluded to stay home and care for three
iof tlie children, but prevailed on his
wife to acconi|MUiy the brother and ber
little infant, aged IU months. Five, A,
.ind 7 o'clock struck, but Mrs. Fiulay
had not arrived. The husband, getting
uneasy, with hi* children went to the
front dixir-strp, when he heard of the
cata-trnphe. After anxious inquiries he
learned that it was Ute Statcn Island
Ixmt, aud about tlie one his wife woukl
lie likely to retch. Without more ado he
left his" cliildren f charge of the neigh
bors and started for Ilclleruc Hospital.
The answer to hia inquiries was that hia
wife aud child were in a critical condi
tion. lioth being terribly scalded. He
n-maimxl with them all night, and in the
morning tbe child died and his vife be
come nucouaciotia He came down to his
home a wrecked man. Entering the
house he sjxike to none, but droiq>d
dawn in a chair, crying as though hia
heart would break. All their question*
were unheeded, and even hi* little chil
dre-n who innocently prattled and asked
question* atxiut their nmnima and rlam-
Iwred an hia kmx-* were insufficient to
break hia ami reverr. After some time
he related hi* misfortune*, lxit in such
an iipMberent manner that hia listener*
Ix-reme alarmed. At A o'clock next even
ing. with a relative, Mr. Ftnlay repaired
to the hospital and h-arned hia wife had
been carried to the dead bouse. He en
tered the iron gate which divides the
dcad-hounc from the street, and *aw the
atteudauta in tlie act of lifting hia wife
from tho stretcher to tho wodden box
where the eonmc was laid. He immedi
ately ran to the aide of tho laxly, took
the two charred arm* in his hands, and
laid hi* month on the lijw of hi* dead
wife, whooa tlesh had fastened to tlie sida
of the tre:cher ami Ixxx. presenting a
most sickening sight It was with difficul
ty he wa* taken rtwav, and when outside
| the iron gate broke Imm hia frieuds aud
; started ou a full run to the river. The
shonta of his pursuer* attracted tlie at
tention of tucu at the end of the dock,
who saved him a* bo waa in the act of
dinging himself into the water.
How ta Ft ad'- tka Income Tax.
A man already awoeaacd loft Notting
ham, in England, and went to Birming
ham, leaving £A of income tax unpaid.
He waa followed to Birmingham and re
quested to pay up hia arrears He dis
regarded the notices served upon him
What ia more, he stuck them up in hia
office, and annotated thera satirically.
I At last he was informed in red letter*
I that if he did not jiar, he would be "pro
ceeded against." Being a man of nerve,
:he took uo notice of tbe threat. Then,
in the course of a month or two, be
received a huge, fooLeap letter—written,
not lithographed—from Somerset House,
asking tlie grounds on which he declined
to pay. He replied, after a week or two,
that the reason he liail not paid the
money, wa* that he hain't it Two or
three months afterward lie was told that
wa* not a reason of which " Her Majes
ty'* Commissioners eon Id take cogni
zancc."
He failed to see this, and, " Her
Majesty's Commissioners'' sjier.t some
ten month* in *rguing the point—still
in writing. At last " Her Majwty'* Com
missioueni" Ixx-anie peremptory. They
wrote, through their see re tarv, tliat they
" declined to argue tlie question further;
tho money must W paid." The defaulter
replied that he " was kind," and that he
should, therefore. " decline to bold any
further correspondence with the depart
ment." Well,, the matter went on for
five years, ami during that time the pec*
eaut person never jaid a farthing of
income tax. His one anwer to all ap- i
Slications wna that lie was in eorrespon-1
eriee with the department. At last a!
warrant wax issutxl and entniated to tho ■
sheriff of the district for execution.
Tbe defaulter being in lodging*, the j
shenfl's officer concluded it would lx* of
no u*(> to distrain, so he ttxik the default
er's body. Thia wa* illegal. An officer
has no right to take the body of an in-:
come-tax defaulter until he ha* distrained
and finds the pnxveils of the distraint
sufficient to meet the demands. The
result wa* that the defaulter commenced 1
aa action for false imprisonment against
the officer, and did not withdraw it till
the sheriff had jmid tho amount di on
account of the tax and costs, a* well a* a
small douceur, which sufficed to pay the
expenses incurred by the defaulter in
giving a dinner to a few frieuds to cele
brate the event
THK TBOCBLS. —Mr. Hugh Leslie, a
boiler maker, rays it i* just a* w*y to
make a boiler that it would las itnpoasi
*| ble to blow up, aa to make one that ha*
danger continually lurking about it It
require* no more labor, and but litte ex
tra expenae ; but he aaya steamboat own
er* are primping, and tliey will endanger
the live* of hundred* of human being*
to *ave a few dollar*. He al*o aaya that
no boiler i* even comparatively aafe af
ter it ha* bften in use five year*. Boil
er* on Inwrd aome of oyr stcanilioats
I have been in u*e twelve and fourteen
year*, and have aa many patches a* a
iieggar'a coat. United State* Inspectors
should be made to publish once each
year, the condition and length of ser
vice of every steam boiler in their re
spective district*.
Bon,Kit EXPLOSIONS. —The record of
steamlKHit boiler explosions, kept in the
office of the Board of Supervising Inspcc
! tor* in the Treasury Department, ahows
that there were more lives lost by the
' Westfleld disaster than by all the steam
iKwt explosions which occurred in either
of the two past years. In 1869, there
were 57 lives lost by explosions, on
I steamers of all characters, including
i river, lake, and ocean craft, and in 1870,
the number was but 54, of which 38 were
> passengers and 21 crew.
A ( ommrrrisl Agency Case.
The case of Mellicr against Hhephenl,
manager of Bradstreet's <'oninierdal
Agency, was Ixiforo the Circuit Court of
Ht. Ini*, tin* heuring being on the mo
tion of lbs defendant to diaaolv* tbe in
junction granted a few day* ago, t-njoyn
ing the rircttlaUon of the Julv nunitwir
of (buim'tci'd on
the ground of the false and injurious
rating of the plaintiff. Beveral witnesses
testified to the solvency of Mr. Mellier,
his business qualifications, integrity, Ac.,
also that he is doing a large anil pros
|H-roua buaineaa. Mr. King, formerly
an employs of the Agency, testified to
the mode of trunm-tinr tlie business of
the Agency. He said that most of tlie
report* were manufm-tured in hi* office
From the time Mr. Hhepberd took
charge, tlie reports were based on the
old report*. The city reports were sU
copied Into ths letter-book, snd tlien
forwarded to New York. A book railed
the "black Ixxik" was kept, in which
all unfavorable reports were copied.
Every one in the office lisd access to till*
book! He testified tliat some Agencies
were )isrtia] to subscribers, snd that a
gold headed cutis would often raise a
man's'rating. The plaintiff luwl lx*-n re
duced from the rating of "C. C. I). D„"
. s very high rating, to "E. D," which
meant tliat he wa* doing business witb
' a capital of less than SAOO. Hulnrrip
tiou to tlie agency generally meant an
inrreaae of credit. The witness further
ntat<d that he had manufactured huu
| dreda of report* himaelf.
ItonHEiw. —The daring of Broadway
! robbers far *ur]iaa*es the boldness with
which the highwaymen of Hounslow
Health u*ed to stop the mail coaches
with tlicir cry of " Ktand and deliver 1"
The very crowd of Broadway is s partial
' cover for these bold freebooter*, for in
, that crowd it is everybody's hnatnea* to
interfere in nolxxfy else's bust nest.
One afternoon, at the crowded corner of
Broadway aud Warren street, two men
tripped apimreatlv and fell. One re
covered himaelf first snd walked sway
without stopping to apologize or to look
out for his eotu|*uion. Not one in the
crowd |iaid any attention to the matter
further than to laugh quietly at the mis
hap. And yet in the few seconds of that
fall one of tre BK-U was roblied by the
other of thirty-five thousand dollar*.
The tripping aud the fall were parts of a
bold plan of roblx-rv thus sucoassfully
carried out.— N. T. Paper.
DEAD HEX TELL MO TALK* ; if tbey did,
aUKthemiis against the depleting lancet,
the drastic purge, snd the terrible ash
. MinLa of the materia medica, would arise
j from every graveyard. Ths Motto of
modern medical science i* " Pnwerw
\<uul aud not drttrvy," and no
remedy of our day is so entirely in har
mony with thi* philanthropic logic as
Dr. WaUcrr'a FsßSfaMs Vtnfxptr Bittert.
Iu thi* powerful, vet harm lea* restora
tive. dys|iepsis, bifiou* complaint*, and
*ll disease* of the stomach, liver, bowel*
and nerves, encounter an irresistible
antidote.
______
SHAW BOT.—A correspondent of the
Boston Tmrrlrr records tbe following:
"A bright Uttle boy about four roar* of
age, son of a clergyman,wa* at your cor
respondent'* bouse one evening with hia
{aireut, and I gave him a couple of five
cent |Mrea. He laid them on the table,
and putting hia finger on one said :
'This one I am going to give to the
hesthen, and tbe other one I am going
to keep mvaelf.' He played with them
awhile, till one of them finally rolled
away and he could not find it. ' Well,'
said I, *mv lad. which one have you
lost ?' • Oli.' said be, ' I have lost the
on* I was going to give to the heathen.'"
A Brns Crn.—A dyspeptic read
that by sending a dollar by mail he
would receive a cure for dyspepsia. He
*ent tlie money, and reoeivea a slip with
the following" printed on it: "Ktop
drinking snd line in the garden." The
man was mad at first, then laughed, snd
finally went to hoeing, and stopped
drinking, and is now as well as ever.
ALL the year round, &heridum's Caval
ry Cmditum /'(order* should be given to
horses that are "kept up." To horses
snd cattle that graze in tbe summer,
they should only be given in winter and
spring.
A VKHT destructive fire occurred at
Ijisbou. Several jteople perished iu the
flame*.
A dividend ia the surplus: the result,
the end of s transaction, divided among
the shareholder*—hence the word di
vide-end*. An apothecary>riginally car
ried his medicine about in jars—he was
a pot-carrier—hence tlie word a-pot-he
-carries. "
Far Byspepsla,
Indigestion, depression of spirits, and
general debility in their various forms :
also, a* a preventive against fever and
snd ague, and other int-nnittent fevers,
the " Ferro Phosphorated Elixir of Cal
isaya," made liv t'aswcll. Hazard A Co.,
New York, ami sold by druggists, is the
U>st tonic, snd as a tonic for patients
recovering from fever or other sickness,
it has no eqnaL
The tobacco crop according to the fig
ures furnished by the Louisville Draw
eraf, amounted last year to 27*2,800,000
pound*, valued at 882.206.325. Of thi*
crop the Southern States produced all
but 61,900,000 pou mis, which were grown
in New England Middle and Western
States.
STATISTIC* *how that two-thirdr. of the
women in lunatic ssvlums are wives of
fanners—overworked wives, whoae ner
vous systems succumbed after a few
years of strain and tentiou.
1 1 The XarlslA.
J*nr TOIL
BKKF CATTLK—rIr to prta* I I.M AllM
MIL. H Cow* no -.(
M * 01
Dmwd .aa a .tai*
1 ' I'orrux-Middling 10 * .11^
FUVI-/.IUI Waaler* IB * I*
SUIT Eitra I U a IW
WBKAT-ABbrr Wi-atar* J 1.40 iS t.AS
~ Bttto 1.00 sin
Whit* Oroaaaa Kiln I.sj 1.11
5 RT*— Wro**ra 1.00 * I M
lumn - Slat* M 1.00
Oon*-Ml**d Waatani . S M .is
HKBD— Clovrr 0* M us
j 0T-Wrt#ro U tt .10
| r*—M*a# 14 09 Mi J .00
Law .10 M 1S
rrT*"iat-M 7 i°radr 14\ RSn*d
Btrrta—xtil* .... .M • M
Ohio W * 34 44 .
'• Taney 14 40 .14
Wn*l*rn ordinary 30 i* .33
IVunoyWnnl* Six .34 M .37
; CH*K*K —Ntai* Factory 14 A .14
" Skimmed....... 01 4 .10
Ohio 10 44 .14
Kooa Htaia,... It 6 .14
■astoß.
: Flocb—SniierSna 45.10 • SSO
Extra 1.31 44 *OO
! Com* *0 44 -*1
j OAT* 44 • .70
: CLSAI P** 17.00 410 00
1 lain 111,4 .13
I BCTT*— Common is A .33
i noloe Lola 45 44 .U
i Cnm 5 A tt
j Enoa—Weatrrn 15 (a .10
Fa-tarn 17 44 .14
CISAMI bUD C'.ovar 10 is .10
Tu-iothy 4VO 400
Knl Top. 5.50 44 410
| HA*— Cbokw 40 00 443*00
Common 30 00 #3IOO
CRICAOO.
Burma—< hokw 7 00 44 7 15
Trim* 440 44 440
r*lr ilnd*a 4.50 m 4 75
STOCK CATTUI— Common 400 4s 7.3s
Inferior 4.40 44 4.00
Moos—LlT* 4.(M <S 4 00
(Mur-Ufr—(load to Cbotea .... 4.00 *4 400
Fuu-n While Winter Extra 450 (4 735
Rprtn; Extra 475 at 6.75
fhioiwhasl 4.75 44 4.75
USAIS—Corn—Ko. 3 45 0$ .44
llarley—No. 2. new 55 44 .57
(WU | Xo. 3 S3 ft .45
Bye-No. 3 SO ft .45
Wheat—Spring, N0.3 100 nv Ml
Uu 10 ft .11
hiu-Mta 1134 #l4 40
BUFTALO.
Bur CATTL* 475 ft 7.50
Hons—lira 6.40 *4 4.00
Eiovn 500 m 735
WHKAT— NO. 3 Spring 1.33 ft 1.40
COBB 55 1 .55
OATS 5T 44 .54
Km 70 ft .74
BAAJLKT 75 ft .85
Law * 10 ft .10 la
ALBANY.
WHKAT 100 ft 1.04
RT*— LIS ft 1.14
Co**—Mixed 13 ft .15
BASLCT— SIate 30 ft LOO
OATS- Stele 00 ft .68
rnzLALKLrniA.
FLOCB—Pann. Extra 4.14 ft 6.35
WBKAT— Western Bod. 1.50 ft 140
White 1-50 ft 1.85 <
OOKK— Tellow 11 <'t .13
Mixed 60 ft .10
Saw— Clover lOqft .13
Timothy ft 138
PKTSOLVH—Crude M.traOned
BALTIHOBS.
COTTON— Low Middling* 18 ft .it
FLor*— 150 ft 6.15
WNKAT— Amber t-M ft 1.00
Cow 11 ft 80
OATS. ft .44
How HR did it. An ingenious English
Iwrristrr in Miulru* who hsd grown tired j
; of his wifr lutel v iustitntod prtxxwding* j
■ to obtain s divorce from her, and. Mine j
had a nototioMsly good character ujkju !
which he con hi throw no shadow of ana- ;
jin ioii, be wns in dangor of lowing his I
suit, for Madras is not as Indiana, nor is
incompatibility of temperament there
held to warrant the legal severance of the
marriage contract. A happy thought
; struck the wily barrister—a change of
heart oune niton him, and be became a
' convert to falam, and then, as Mahome
tan custom allows every true believer to
increase and multiply his wives, be mar
. ried the idol of nis soul—his bulbul,
whose sweet notes first hsd charmed him
| from his English wife. This new beloved
! was a French woman, who also became a
|. convert, and the two were received into
I the fold of the faithful at a mosque in
Vellore, and then were wedded with the
II greatest splendor. The Christian wife,
if not too thoroughly disgusted with bar
husband, yet may cause htm trouble, for
, she has her undoubted rights, which
, j easily could be eufuroed.
i
i< 'akkiks Pit mom. —Carrier pigeons,
-1 like s navy, are not to be created sudden
' 1 ly. They have to be trained in a very
11 particular manner, accustomed by de
-11 grees to fly back to their homes from a
-1 distance, and so on, till at last they find
i their wav safelv over a sjMoe of one hun
• j dred and two hundred miles.
vurnse
r| W i nil ■ al Brota. Rwtl aad Herb. Is Is wn
( | gsnl Is lata, rwj duld Ilka* U
■IIUsaMN Nrf IsCftNtal.
Ttss Ms aaMptaiata hs ss "sil a* tSW aaamam
|j si ths imi (baa it alra ma am y atoar Tbar an atmatr
, I afcls ; Isr UtfaHsawsi a! war* taralraa is tapalMi fie*.
, | ins, ami tadgaMma a ssnnsfCr ss m nwiiaaiwrat si
■ s dwwdaMd at torpid Il*ar. Mappf tbr nse s t mtmmmm
f ( Til r rui *ll s -i -fin Silti Out Ik MisWl tor har-
I 'MI Sf Ows. Ht M kai US pot Mil IMI I
'jMM a a tomaaad aaa Uy Hum io mom IS— W tes
' trragalartlf S llm urpaaa His. tore. toad Sa| br
MlslsisS • Is by ytsshl MUMWIIS. iiism mil MS
J J H SSIs i HI Mita hall nr. sSMS iiimlllsi IS 4ma pra
- j rwarthrra s I tbanh.arfianlkaaai and ap—watM
, ill fiwssi sHmm a tag b* (mast Ms eases bmt
, llm lis; Aal bf m>| clu Th# niicttaas Ms* m
ii i. f
iJ S sss taMM ami tarbparaitas. The whaler, IBs
• I ■MvrbjMti. gnd. tn faw ( All lawn vlmmp —t—■4* <ar I odwt,
• j stasia. IW Is nl Mm MUSS, sill Mm hiantfrwa
[ Mas T i in i st aadaatair babito swlin. is
, mas sunn that eaUrtty Is MM casiWuw sans la
otaetaad laf iMfSMsI tins. aad Is MM law kasss
AM Mr llsutur • M Hatta Must, ami A Mb
| nantism sßusS sisssi
i I MAtttaK KHCTTV
TEGmipo
A Missals ladlsa nsaipssaJ. Isr isKHSi UU haalUi,
ami tar UM panaaaanl SSM at sU dMaaaw imlss tree,
arrsfWla, InsMltn Biarr, Csasur, MM
IWMI Bsair, CrfSprtu, (SMw, Ml,
■IMS. Ptwplaa M< Hasrn sa the
Pass. Viae vs. Crasha. Caaarrh.
BrmSHli, N rai alplM, Kara
■ailaw, Patas to las IMt,
Blt't'la. f'aawfpaltae.
C ssl I * ear ss, Ptlss,
BrsSarhr. Klaalssn, Nerwaaaaiaa. Fatal
aass a Iha BSsMsrb. Patas Is (Ms Back,
Kidney tsarlalau, PcMslr Weak
'
i —r —" * , *"li r-"* -*-—llllll na
t Maid, isd as mmasU euneanltalad kaw MM. brt.
! ia< barka. thai Ms fosd ,lsu at* raahaai iMMntnuly
iftsr asswr uls take it TBsm IS as ton SM si tbr
ksass |Miia tar mhmk tot Vkttmrs srcsM bs Md
saA roiwt . nrimirullir
oaissrt lot eradteauaf <ar ayMrw at aB '-srsntla
si ths btsed. M has as esasL btoßrwhMb tott
i a car. etnas om sad Mrsasth t tlwipiaaa itatulrutnl
to Sim— Itr wonderful afas sacs torn aagsaU
srr rurprwwr to sJL Mssy bar* bras mast by tor
! Vaom*K tost bsr* lead mar stoar isatatisa Is aaa
; swtl bs esttrd
THE GREAT
BLOOD PURIFIER.
{
ruronpt
H. R. STEVENS,
BOSTON. MASS.
PmSI.U. BsU br sU DrssatMs.
Tie lost Pspolar leticiu Eitait
Over Thirty Years
Wart Iks lalrsdsrtlM at
PERRY DAVIS'
Pain Killer.
__
The pain bii.i.kb
la nully ippiaoabla sad oOaacwae la T a| at
; i old
;T",f
Tar pAia Kii.i.r.K
Will ear* rWar aad Ass# sbra atoer MMadMt
j barstaitsA
; THE pain khaki
A HboaM \m ard at tor lit* mrailniiiiaa at Ortd
sr llrwk
THE PAIN K11.1.K8
1 la to* Ombi rawly Mrdacasr of lbs rj*.
PAIN Kii.i.rw _
■ ta Susd lor taida asd Hans
Pain KiLtra
(una t'arrarasl nstbdscalsa.
i OAIN KII.I.KK
' ■ Itaauv at inttiva aad Oommwta
nAIN KILI.EB "
■ la as Mm-** <*rtaia est* far tHOLKKA. aad baa.
■ Mbarl daska. bras sal* asor.aM.l ts csnas Una Mr-
HMr dins tbss car <wbr knows rmmait.narm tor
mom assiacsl tad abuttal rtuSalaai Is tsdu. Straw
aad tVnss. shrrr tha drrsdfel tpw irrrsr lSM*r
law pertslml.UM PAIN KUXCBbsiMWdarsd to tbr
astlrw. aa rHI a Bauipaaa MadsaM ta IbsM eUiaaln.
a Sraa IUMVIU
aad Datlan a Faaih |
_-ww-as-a-ra -
Warls aad On 4* Dlflr,bat ttorinaa jisia
! tr* hnas tor (rsrral nnnsiplr tost s (mat awdletaa >•
a rrasl bin nbM Wr bar* SMny at towa klwlm bat
I samns tbris SO, is tor prwnaw M which u kalwtoi. as
! tlatsi than
Tarraat'i Sffkrvasosmt Aeltaar Apsriant.
A rataaaa arnald sol ruf&or to ma moral* toa ailwratr
for shirh N a |* mM by physician, at tbr hstot
•tandinc It dnas sot ha-lnns ■> tor cllw dsrlairsty
Irmad patent anlifino, bat II ta sa article baaad na int
ra tike aastyiua, and wilt stand tor I rat of tbr sharpen
and Ml ririH n ed.ca! crit<-iin M s cathartic, s rtnm
achic an anti M.r lr prep,rn(ton. and as ndralrsblr
remedy for all bilmsa complaint*. I .CI tbe re- be as
wlatabe. "crurc the ysaalse artlclc salv.
i BOLD BY ALL Dttl'CinbTa KM
Hay and Cotton Press Works
Dedebicts HAT 11TD OOTTON PRESSES,
P. JT. DKDMMICM A CO.,
FATXNTKKS AND BOLB MANUPACTUBSBA
Dedariek'a Patent PmyrrwtTs Lrrnr Prawm ais bal
tag al least ts-o-thlrtla of toe bay, straw, Ac., baled ta
Ae oooatry. sod are familiarly known srarywbera wtot
toad rraaaas. M diCcmt alzea of Horse. Band aad
Powar Prcaara.for I altns hay, straw, cotton, hi-mp, bops,
llcth, hide#, moss, busks, broom corn, Ac. Seodfta
illustrated CataVonin. girlng Sjus, Prions, and much
Nber bifteiastioo uaefbl to toe fanner, plaster, pacta
tod shipper. Do not wait until Machines are wanted,
hen order In basts—but post yourself In season Wa i
•liartre sothlD. for Information. Stale your transports i ,
lon AtcUitoes, market, Ac Annans.
P. K. DEOERICK ft CO., Albany, N.JT, | !
m
MEM
ke,sS^5SSE^
Wesdrrfel Carsllve •'
, Tbsy aw iwl • vtla Fksov tartsk. tads*'
; • Bin, Whisker. Prssf Mplrlla sad Kefsso
. Lie a ere deelwsd. yksd and sen
I ] Ita lead toa Mtotatwtodwntomeswadrili.bm are
aims Msdialm.made fastlMtare li eta mmWWM
ifCWU-Wa.fro. fre- .11 AHtotaMd. Nllto.-
lasts. Tbey .- liHNAT HLOOB PrHI
, FIRM m l A LIF l**'**
. a parted Baawrater and L •■'* > u " u(
' tTltaUthy esadUMs"*He psrww ess toba
' MM aeeerdlac la dbradkw* red wawto toed •••>•
I MMsriAwi I Isr 11 liUflTI Mf W* t'T ********
I Mta . to.ual—
. beysed Iha petal f rrpaW- ..
Tbey sr. •
Teste, puaarn *■. alw. UM jMonUar writ td m
aa a peaarfai a*raal to reliavtos t>-M' Mta" r I
j um urer. sM all toeVtaaand <"*-"■
( FOB FEUA. K f taptatadr
aid. taarrtod or awk. a to# dw af eiiMrnboaw area
toe uatsaf tile. Itow Tata barsiw <
Far leßawwatery eed fbreeto Kbrewe-
Zmi. H.r~mU er
' Kiliear. Hreailirel ari %tmVWfcl**
, vera, talaeaeea ef ibe eed, l -'* r r ' Jj
MVt ai 4 fsfM4ft~r* umw
" :a.frl kerb Diseases c eto bl
' Bleed, wtuab M#wM*lly pmdetad by d-iwwiew
i af toe lltorallae Omsea.
BIkPIPDU OH l*OI(Jl*TIO • ft***
" whs. Pals la tor-aa.torts. Cwta W**? *•
* ObaM. IWrimeM Boar Bmrtoltoea ef Iks Mo Mark.
' Tbeia te lbs taeegk. I iltoas d*s*a FaiswsHae m
, TP- im—a" nai tbr Uw Prr la lkair
t%am* af toe Btdarym aad a btaadrrd e*kMr aetata syww
am toa Aeorft af PyeafM
' Tber ia*itorM lb* OtoaMek tod allweMa lata*
a Llrrf aad Beeala. ebkb raader Ibaw af ss-a***naa
rtocery is atoaariaf toa btoef af all tmyerwiw. as Mm
yarttod aaa Ufa aad fer te toa ebada ayauaa.
FOB NBI* OlHßANß*.Brattoas.Taw,la*
- Kb ran- BWtrbaa. lyak PtwrMa. f aMetw. Bad'-a. Car
! nil 111 I d tk* Mhie. ef aUM*. aaae ar netarr. an
I ! Ftlrraltv dra wr ad lie nt #tLceretraa Meekest
. uau m ibf en at S-M toa. btolto to sac*
care r.t; caarMwa toa smml MavaAstoas a#toeif ears
" urt adurta.
• Ctoaaw tbr VMietod Btood wbrnetMr y*a Bad Ha tat
" earttw* bantu* ikwadklba sfcta ta P.taa, Erne
' tiaaa ar 'Basra. ctaaaat it abas fas Bad U ataersled
1 aad rlaaslak is tor ralaa i altoaw H abaa 11 ta fwdl.
' and y*Htr frrliaa aid aril aa wbeto Reap toa btoad
' paraa and Ihr faralto af Iks arrtew all Wtoa.
' Pis. Tape, aad adkar Warms, torktat ta (bs
arstow ef aa wear ikfiaaaaila, a(a aKMasRy daaNarad
•rwto wbaw brdy la ouart toa to. icew'.d
aMkrlwiatka wOl bar toa aftaew hs aanaa Üba
J. WALK AA. Pcrertoter. R. H. MCDONALB * 00.
BrsssMts aad Itoa Aiiulr. Baa Pna dn • AtaMtas,
ami M ami atCiaa iiti kwt. kceTrcA
ßJF*POi.n BY ALL MltMlim Ab
■ Aaa Mar* dk*.. fbr Sal*. Tkatootaiaftaw
1 If let rale a Itoae Mew mrdPtara-..'. dwaa a ham; wa
. f now a r—i ta a ptoawadrthawl iMsaataasabaa
VI? VA' aad Vel arable Brrtora UmmS Ob.
r. U MM. AraUl A. • sad Ran tanr rt saanw
' RacafMM for Ms t-a
a*P!jjk>*coL m
""Agents! Read This I
Vi'fVril.t PAT ANKITSASAI.ABT
f afßMfrr wrak tad Mfmar a slka •
ae I RaMtatrd Kaeb af Waadara." Jtos* baa
I Addrsw M r v A (u. MS Otsai al.I T cMf.
gIII'TBMA FARM* IN ALL kid*
~ TION*. (toie/ttaMM NiCk < !ar--u-i DiMctar*.
NaUnaal Manor Itorwaa of ' i-k H * AseS
Gucrt tr PirMil 11 Betad Swa i>. cicMto*
Oalawbaaa Aoatorca lad l-no, ta hri. Rom N V
A GOOD BOOK srgastt-gat
amitOmi "HHf-Euaattrau wadarrrd by Umt.ac
(lregr. AUaabedwwe a better bbakHMld reed w be
■ail •'a htm. lUsrr. a Mrsrr. I#< ewiuaal M-. N. T.
SOOO. lOOO
per Mrntk ' and eapnaaiM cms be naaily aaadr far ■■■■
mm tor Hratrin secret. Bar an* esltM*y arr.
, biM, aad baaarrblr fei auto ar female. For fartom
gyeealam aildnw wiU. Mr asp NevaUy Aaaaey, Vrtaaa,
kat*Fdh Fes- W a-ak. Aanadr vaadrd ta a an, laas.
J*rsF AAdrcwt . Daast. Rrnbasarr. K Y
RUPTURE
RaUrvrd aad car, dby Dr. Nberwaa'r FakM AtakMa
' aad t Wtoaad lSt. S* ftraadaay, > V. Km* Wa.
; fwbaokamb abMaaia|o,k-hkwrrina af lam todwraad
i after car*. Widi HraftWard Haachar'r aaas. MtoiMf
I> pr-tral. ceraav of IrarrLac tateam. wba fcrwad Wa
bar* bran aauataetr ef Or Manjuerv
THEAHECTAR"
m A PCBR
BLACK TEA!
r.lb tor C.rrr per nan*. Vba
Twlwamed Par aSb e iaa ,
•fare Aad trr rrlr hnk ■ tr eabr
(W MIA m br If!.' farrrt Ittssitr aad
j mmi far IBrwJßaaar CtacWar.
Af THE Lfunr DAT VIAT ""
A Bill BUCK CAT
f akwar af CSSMIUW la ebildMa wasf a yaras* adtt km
las tacr Perwituas flwr sad amjaitoa* in awam
• kr'idcw tittir cbildna abac ram aaa praartil rt m (StU.
I Flv t-aworaa rill riakiat tbrw Tm ar* wl br wad
! port-paid, oa rrawirr of pocr. liar. Wa. Tmirr is aaa
: rd.rr r. Al WPARrrwit aiaaprp.nprkkW Ikiradaar
| A K HoraKTQX. JrF—a. Obto.
I
ASTHMA W2
Imm ■ warn mm tbr AATHNA
iSall RHtaf mamaterd ta •* wlaatra, by tahair
nrrsi[-|i II tlar tinhcrt tMtmoatalafr.es tor tacdacal
gg|pnfawtoa>. Prtcr Bf per bos Baatby SMdhpaaL
REDDLTION UF PRICES.
TO OOXIXWM TO
REDUCTION OF DUTIES.
Great Saving To Consumers
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