Preaching. Vs. Practice. *T KPW4*R> r. nowta. la bod* on the tree tad frnit in the h*n the grape of the year Eighteen Hundred. AB the mnte time when the earthquake he osmo to San Joan Baalists Hut Pkncha i* twelve, ami she i* the rune-tree ; And I aa the obw, and this is the garden. And Pouch* w eay ; but her name is Pranosca; Same like her mother. Ph, vou knew W ' No) Ah! it is a vimv But I speak no*, like Pachiu, the Engbah. So) If I try, you will ait here beaide nir. And shall not langh. eh) When the Americans aomc to the Mission Many arrive to the bouse of Francises. Cue—he wan fine man- he buy the cattle Of Joan Castro. . 8o! he cvme much, and Francises she saw him; And it was Love- ami aver. drv season And the pears bake on the tree- and the rain ome. Bat not Promises. No* for one year : and one night 1 have walk , Bich Tadcr the ohve-tree, when comes FraiM-iaea— I Gomes to ma here, with he* child, this Fracas- Tnder the olive-tree. Rir, It was sad— hut I apeak not the Fiiglteh - BJT —she atay here, and aha wait f-r her' bOffhffiDvl Ha came no more, and aha sleep on the hill aide ; There stands Pachiu. Ah! there's the Angelas. Will yon enter ? Or ahull you walk in the garden with Pancha ? 0\ Rule rogue—att - attend to the stranger. Adiua, £enor. rxcwm (hrsahfy). 80, he> been telling that yarn about mother! Biem you, he tells it to awry stranger. Folk* about yar my the okl "man's my father. What's your opinion ) ALL FOB LOVE. One of the most attractive girls I ever knew was Louisa Bellamy. The Bellamy* were well-connected, hat very poor—with large family—two sons and eight daugh- i tern. Louisa was the youngest of all. The boys entered the East India Com- . pnny'a service, and had been fortunate. 1 Charlee, the eldest, especial) v so. Circum stances helped him very early, and he had married a rich girl soon after his arrival in India. Every ooe of his sisters had been sent to him successively, and he had con trived to find a good "pixrti" for each. All had married well, and most of them were i settled ia India. Louisa's turn had come now. She was going to India on the Bengal, of which I ' was ah officer, to get married. And she meant to marry well. George Armstrong, one of our passengers, had nothing but his pay and a small pri vate income of fifty pounds a year. Ann- j strong grew to be quite a favorite on board the Bengal, and he and I struck up a real friendship. He took a fancy to me just as I did to him. The ship sailed on, the time flying by. So pleasantly did it pass that we were well down south tad across the south-east trades before soy one began to talk of get ting to the Cape. The weather kept fine; j the evening promenades were continued, as well as the flirting; and Mr. Armstrong was invariably the companion of Miss Bel lamy. In abort, it was, with him. the old orv; be had played with edged tools, and j cot his fingers. One night I was keeping the first watch, walking fore and aft the poop, when he' came up and turned about with me. I thought I'd rally him. "Well, Armstrong, so you're in for it at last P "Pooh ! nonsense F returned he, turn ing as red as a crimson sunset. "It is useless your trying to deceive me, man—and perhaps yourself also. I see it all plainly." u Well, upon my word. I believe It is sa you say, old fellow," he acknowledged, coming round. "I can't help myself." '•Now, Armstrong, look here—take a fool's advice. Don't let the fancy go on. Get out of it while you can. Depend upon it, you will only be wasting your time and love upon ber. She is a charming girl; I believe a truly good girl; but she knows bow to take the best care of herself. She is going out to India, as her sister* all did before her, to find a rich husband." "You know ber people, don't you 7" "Yea. I know them. And I know the creed tbey have brought her up in. Be lieve me, Armstrong, Louisa Bellamy will never look seriously on a poor man like you." "I suppose you are right," he said, after a pause. "I have thought all along that she was only amusing herself with me. It's this: she attracts a man against his wilL But lH cut the matter short from to-night." The next day Armstrong seemed to be keeping to bis determination, for be did not speak to Louisa more than common civility demanded; and when in the cuddy, always seated himself at a safe distance. ' But this could not last. The ice in George Armstrong's bosom melted ; his good resolves gave way. When fine , weather returned, and the evening walks were resumed, he and Miss Bellamy were again promenading the poop, aide by side. And, all this time was she smitten 7 Not one bit, that I could detect; and I watched her closely. 1 felt sure that I had taken her true estimate; she was of the world, worldly. One evening, some two months after leaving England, the ship was going about five knots, with the yards braced up, when suddenly there was a loud cry from the heltaunan. "Man overboard P* What a state of panic and confusion the passengers were in! All the crew came on deck in an instant; even tbey who had been in their bunks. "Who is it 7" I asked as I sprang aft. "Mr. Armstrong," was the reply. "Hard down the helm," I shouted, all hands on deck. Let go the main tack and bowline, mainsheet; back the mii> yard. Mr. Grsen, take four hands with you and clear away the small life-boat; get into ber and lower away as soon as you're rea dy. Jones," to a middy, "jump up in the miznen-top and keep your eye on the man overboard." In a very short time the ship was stop ped, and toe boat traveling as fast as four good men could pull her, toward tbe place where Armstrong could be seen from aloft swimming about. Unfortunately, he had • not reached the life-buoy thrown to him. It was now a question of now long he could keep up. The weather was fine, and the water comparatively smooth ; but there was a good deal of swell on. It was a most anxious time. The sus pense was terrible. Most of the passen gers, certainly all the ladies, were literally in fear and trembling for a human life. We could only await the boat's approach. All hoped and expected that he had been picked up. but no one was sure of it He might bare gone down, exhausted, just as the boat was getting to him. A few min utes would solve the question. Louisa Bellamy was on the poop with the others. For the first time I observed something which told me that she, too, perhaps, might have had her feathers scorched from fluttering too near the flame. There was no mistaking it; she j FRRD. KURTZ, Eilitor ami Proprietor VOL. IV. s'M profoundly agitated; ber di* tress was real ami very great, though she strove to hide it. The boat was returning. Had they found hitu 7 "Yes,''said one, "I can count atx. No—stopsbit. lt'*ouly trie. Ann strong's lost." "No; he ia saved," said the t'aplaiu, 'for 1 see him. Thank God." And with the good words there arose a sudden com motion and flutter. "What's the matter with Miss Bellamy ! Oh dear I Mis* Britain v ha* tainted !" It was true. They had to catch her as ahe was foiling. The strain on the ner vou* yst*iu had been too great. Nothing was thought ot it; she *oon revived, laughed it off, ami called herself stupid for fainting "at such a trifle." The lioat came alongside, ami Arwstioug scrambled up the side-ladder. The wcath er continued flue, and in a few ilar* we entered the Moxatnbique Channel Here we got a fine south-east wind, w Inch sent u* bow ling along nine or ten knots, with stimsails set alow and aloft. All this time Mr. Armstrong and Mi** Bellamy seemed to go on fc usual. He *■ constant ami demonstrative in hi* at tention. In fact. It was plain to every one on hoard how matter* were with him. She, on thv contrary, appeared as indiflcr cut a* ever, and teased him like a child. Sometime* I fancied this imliflerence was only assumed ; hut. if so, it was cleverly done. Event*, however, were bringing on a crisi*. Some time after thi* event, one night, when I had relieved the second mate, the night was tine, aud tolerably elesr. t'lear enough overhead. But on the water there was a sort of hght mist, aud the rays of tbe moon, which was now about two hour* high, were daxxling. The hreeie had freshened, and we bad quite eu jogh of it far the small stuns'il*. I took my usual turn round the decks, cautioned the look out man, ami returned to the poop. About hall-past one 1 reckoned up, men tally, that we must have about run very neariy the distance required to make a low island. --Davis," I said to tbe third mate, •■just go forward aud see it the lookout is nodding; if so. give him a trifle to remem ber you by. Stop on the forecastle your self till 1 call TOU off, and keep a sharp look-out." Suddenly, a coup'e ot gull* *hrieked overhead. "By heaven*!" thought I, "that's a warning, and Til accept it." I hurried forward, determined to remain on the lookout myself. Aa 1 ascended tbe forecastle ladder, Davis was in the set of coming down, and met me. "Is that you, Sir ? There'* something ahead I can't quite make .out. I was comirg aft to tell you. It look* like a sort of cloud." Pushing post hitu, I took one look. Fur a second of time my heart seemed to turn quite cold and stand still. I felt half sick. The next moment 1 was all right; tbe •hock had been too heavy. There was the island scarcely a mile en. I could see tbe surf distinctly with the glome*, and the ship was tearing along straight for it, aliout ten knots an hour. We ought to have seen it sooner, but the glare of tbe moon rendered tbe horizon all round quite black looking ; while at tbe same time its rays on the water made the surf impossible to be distinguished st a distance. For a moment I thought nothing could save tbe ship. Fortunately, I have always been very cool ; quite self possessed in sud den emerge not--, as in moments of the greatest peril. It is my nature to be so; and I wish all sailors could say tbe same. There was but one thing that could save ua; and 1 tried it. "Hard up! haul up," I shouted to the helmsman. "Call all bands to save ship Let go the royal halyards and * tuns'l larks fore Vnd aft. Brace tbe erossjack yard round." By this titae 1 had got down off tbe forecastle, and hurried aft. "Let go , the lee mam braces, one uf you; main tack and sheet, too, somebody.All this had occupied less than half a minute; ami I now met the tlfyrd mate with his startled and anxious face. Two minutes more, and we were in a pretty pickle. The helm liad been nut hard up, and the ship spun round on ber hevl like a top. She was now flat aback by the Ice, and going stern first toward the islaud. The men bad been too slow in their movements; and before the yards could be braced round tbey had taken aback. Tbe state of confusion wa* fright ful. I got up oil to the poop All the crew were out on the deck, some pulling on one rope, some on soother, all of them talking, many frightened and bewildered. This would never answer. "Silence, fore and aft! Attend to the word of com mind. Mr. Greet), bring your watch into the poop and turn this main yard round. Do you hear there, starboard watch on the poop. Fort watch, haul in the port cross jack braces." The Captain rushed on deck. "There's the land, Sir," 1 said, "that black streak ; and there's tbe broken wa ter." And uncommonly close it was to us. Tbe Captain looked bewildered. "Shift the helm, my lad." 1 said to the man at the wheel. "Now, Sir," I contin ued, •'you see how she is. If you will take charge. I'll go downt on tbe main deck and get the bead yards to rights; tbe boat swain is making a regular mess of it. And with all the lee stuns'!* set and the swing ing boom out, it's an awkward job." "All right, W he replied. "IU look after her." The scene in the cuddy vi a terrible one. When the starting cry was echoed along the decks and through the cabins, "All hand* save ship," tbe passengers had, one and all, expected immediate ship wreck, and death a* a natural corsequenee. In these moments of sudden peril on board ship, and especially if they occur at nighty passengers, invariably give way to excess of terror. It is bnt natural. The women rushed from their hed* shrieking, sobbing, talking wildly. Tbey did not dare to go on deck, but huddled themselves in s group in the cuddv. To add to tbe confusion, tbe lamp had gone out, and tbey were in darkness. Gsorge Armstrong had hurried back from the poop st first, in search of Miss Bellamy. Believing that the ship must inevitably go ashore in tbe next few moments, he ignored ceremonv and burst into her cabin. She had just left her bed. There was no light, but instinct told her who was coming to the rescue. "Oh George, George! what is tbe dan ger 7" For answer, George Armstrong took her to him, and clasped her in his strong arms. It was no time tor concealing the peril. "My dearest," he said, "a few moments may end all. Even as I speak to you. tbe ship's bottom is in danger of being knocked out; in which case we most all perish." She was dreadfully agitated. And in that moment, each one believing it to be the last, reticence was thrown away. With the fear of death before us, we dare not persist in a lie; and George Armstrong heard bow passionately she loved htm. And they msdc a compact, each with each, that if, by God's mercy, they should come unscathed out of this peril, they would become to ooe another mm and wife. Her head dropped on bis breast and rested there ss she made tbe solemn prom ise. She let him take his first kiss. Then, telling ber to get a cloak on, or something, be left her with the other ladies in the cabin. Then he rushed np on deck and found some of the passengers helping the crew to brace the mainysrd round. Armstrong fell to with his great strength, doing more than svy two in the crowd. It was an awful job getting the ship to rights. Fhre o'clock had struck before we had her snug- CENTRE HALL REPORTER. > ged down to topsails and jib, ami the n atcli > sent below. However, we were saved. From this liiue we had a constant sue ceuiott of fkir wtints ami flue weather, and ; armed at Bombay on the first of Juno. During the remainder of the i***agv it wa patent to everybody on t>oara bow matter, were between Arwslong aud Miss Bellamy Never a thought onward her of tvtrarting her promise. given in • moment of peril { sud *be looked supremely l>*ppy. Nearly tbe first to hoard us on Bombay harbor was Major Bellamy; he bad come off in ooe of the dubaaltw' boat*. The young lady waited by the poop ladder to receive : him. "Well. Charles!" "My dear IxHitsa! But how you've grow n. Ami improved, too! Bv George, you put your mtrr< into the shade 1" j "I want to introduce a gentleman to vou," she went on, beckoning Armstrong forward : "one of the pasacngvrs and a fhend of mine, Mr. Armstrong. George, this is my brother Charley." Charles Bellamy looked blank. There was no inLUking, as he feared, what this style of introduction meant. Ere be had held out hia hand with some hesitation, and the frank, pleasant (ace of George i Armstrong seemed to compel him to that advance, Louisa disappear-*!, saving she had her "thing." to look after. Major Bellamy looked round ami saw me A warm grasp of tbe hand, and he pulled me aside. Our thoughts went hack to the old (lays, ami it almost seemed as | though we wen- lads together again. We were at tbe same school, though he was a few years older than 1. "I say, Harry, what is the meaning of all this f Louisa speak* to that ui*u as 'George,' and .he coolly introduces me to him a* -my brother Charley.'" "Well, I see you guc**," was my hurried answer, for I had barely time to atay a moment with htm. "I think it is a ease, Charie*. I warned Armstrong against it; 1 raid a word or two of warning to Louisa; but low and cirrumslances have been too strong for prudence." My companion drew in bis li(. "What is be ? I'oor, of course! ' "Has next to nothing, besides his pay; be'a a Lieutenant in the Engineers. But look here, Bellamy—he ia a gentleman in tbe beet sense of tbe word ; and a down right good follow ; aafo to get on. If !/• uu were my aister, I'd give her to him with pleasure to-morrow." It came to pas*, and very shortly; for Major Bellamy did not see his way clear to bold out again*! Louisa's will. Am) he had grown to like Armstrong. I was at the wedding ; and we had a pleasant time, llow matters were settled at home I can imagine. Mr*. Bellamy dashed down tbe letter announcing the event with a groan. She had not patience to read further. Ijouiva 1 * ideas had indeed undergone a change in a few mouths—and to h-r moth er it was a cruel blow. "The simpleton!™ said Mrs. Bellamy in her wrath. "To think that she should tie j herself to a poor Lieutenant in a marching regiment, with nothing but hia nay, when she might have done to well! I'U never i forgive her; never." She did, however, when Armstfong se cured his majority, and wealth and petition followed as a natural consequence. An Important Derision ! Iu the United States Supreme Court at Washington, a decision was rendered in the cast- ol Bnffinton r*. Due, error to the Circuit Court for the ftstrict of Massachusetts. Tbe defendant in emu waa judge of the Probate Conrt for Barn stable County, Maaaaehnaetts, and the plaintiff in error, as collector of internal revenue, exacted of the judge income on his salary. The tax was paid under , protest, and this notion waa brought to recover the amount The court below held that the tax was unconstitutional, and awanh-d judgment for plaintiff, for the amount claim* d. That judgment waa now affirmed, the court holding that tbe judical power of the Htatea is exempt from Federal taxation. AH the thirteen States were in possession of thia power, and were exercising it at the time of the adoption of the Constitution, and it ia not pretended that any grant of it waa tnade to the general government by that instrument. It is, therefore, one of the sovereign powers vented in the States by their constitution which remains un altered and unimpaired, and in respect of which the States are aa inde]>cn'N-u published iu lWrltia frmn offi cia) anurcea, Whcu war was declared by France oti Jul/ 19, the Geruiau (mulivr * watt substantially ib-feiux-lcs* ; ami if ihc ' Frrufli force* had lieeu ready to move ' iuto Germany at once, they could have ' done B<> almost without nwiatauev. It ' required seven day* to (rt the (Wnoau r armtea iuto movable order, and thirteen 1 days to trwuap >rt thetu to the flrat line * of operations, extending from Treves of 546.WW effective uieu with which Ger uiuut iM-gun their campaign. In thia | great work of tiau*]>ortatiou tive priu ' opal ruilroad line* were used, but moat 1 of the bumiieaa waa done by three of ' Uietn. It inuat uiao be remeiubcml that not only the men, but Uieir artillery, hota-a, aniinunitioii, and provisions, had | to be transported. One-fifth of thia great fore* had to lie brought a distance ' of froiu Uiree hundred to four huudtal and fifty mile* The find great battle, that of Woerth, waa fought on Anguat tV, and the war waa really ended with the surrender of I'ari* on January 28, in all one hundred and aeveuty-flve day*. Herenteeu pitched battle* and one hun dred ami fifty-six regiment* were fought. The German* took aix fortreeaea, and more tluui aix thouaaud seven huudtal 1 cannon, and one hundred and twenty . eagles or other enigti, and they tua Je prisoners of elereu thousand tax hundred ami fifty officer*, and three hundred and ' sixty-throe thousand num. The invent - meut of Pari* lasted from September 9 , to Jauttanr 38, one huudred and thirty daya in oil. Tin- •eige had twenty-two i engagements in conaaquenee of aortic*, some of which attained a 1 moat the
  • et men that it Iras been my good fortune to meet in the Territory of New Mexico THE STORY of the Briukh-y College ghost, has at least reach<-<1 a diaaatrou* conclusion for Mr. ItoWrtson, to wh-<—• daughter Clara the ghost revealed the mystery of the jar buried tinder a tn-e and containing valuable documents affecting the ownership of the college property. | i It will be remembered that the jar, when found, waa placed for safe keeping io the care of Mr. Bobettaon, who was uot to open it till he had kept it for a month. The month had expired a day or two ago, but liefore its exptratiou Mr. Robertson heard, st d<-nd of night, a noise in hi* woodshed. He went to see what was the occasion of it, w hen lie was luuanltcd bv M-vertd men. who aaid they would kill fiim if he would not tell when the jar was. He refused to do so, and 1 they beat him terribly. At last be yield- j .-d, the mysterious crletc washing of the skin, from head to oot, at least once ada v. 'Die feet need washing as much aa tin- head, a* pgrapi ration ii|on them is very sbundant. Feet that are cased in wool mud leather arc not excepted from this necessity of cleansing. Digestion is freer when water is applied above the orgvna of digestion ; j and the washing of the client help* one to breathe more freely. Bathing makes the limbs more supple, and it opens the I muacles to breathe from, if Mich an nn-; scientific statement mav lie permitted, j All will agree tliat in the second month of rammer a daily liath is n luxury Dot to lie omitted, but in winter it is hardly leas necesaary, and the reaction which follows makes it a luxury in the most ; inclement season. THE total tonnage of anthracite coal by the earrring oomjianie* for the week ending on the 25th ult., was 78,268 tons, and for the year 1,638,167 tone, against 3,090,253 tons to coires]M>n • in the Kuburlsi of thi* coal region, and I 865 tons of anthracite oal were mined, i Hince that time the production lia* Ihm-u, i at the liegiuniug of each decade, as fol • j low* : I I a. /*oi wliadtiiM fWs th *mi jwm i&.oi ntm > i*to 7D.ua) 564.9 M isfte .. 130.000 3,315,i5W ' j ma 2*>.iioo s.iu.wii ■ ! 1TO SSO.ISM 15,7X3.(W0 The amount of authraoite coal yet in ' the earth is as follows, the area ami thickueee of tlie veins lieitig accurately f known ; &•> a,,l Jirtn. ami. fw>. ( Villi1 cosl lleJJ*. ..!*) 15 5.HM.M1.000 Hontkerii fields I*3 XS lI.XM.MJ,(M) Nurtlirrn cos I Orkle.liM 15 X.I7X *72,00 TO'SL 170 A5.345.6T5.0U0 Deduct oue-haH waste in luiuiu# 15.17V,H57.5> l*aving of marketable coal 13,171,887,- SUU ton*, or a de|*i*it equal to an annual supply of 'JU.UOb.OUU tons (or fliKI year*. Statistics of bitumuions coal iqwraliou* nliow that within a circle of m- huu dtal miles, of which Pittsburgh, iu the western extremity, is the i-entre. then- is enough bitnaiinou* coal in the earth to |wy off the natioual debt* of all the gnr ernmcnta of the world rnauv tune* over And it has l-en estimated, trom geologi cal snr* ay a, that thia coal would pay our national deltt fifty-four times it it* stu|M*ud<>u* value conld la- realised at once. Far down in the mines (in some instance* a* much a* 1,500 feet lielow the , level of the rivers), there is in the small anthracite region more than four hun dred miiea of railroad, but included in the aggregate of tne railways in the Htate of Pennsylvania. These auliterraneau railways would, if fonaeil into one con tinnous line, reach from B*ton to Waahingtmi. or they would form a double track from Philadelphia to New Tori and back again — Synicwa* Juumnt. One af Nheridan's Jokes. " Bheridan was fond of practial jokea. one of which he plared off upon Uie Duke of Devonshire, khernlsn was in the habit of frequenting Dolly'K chop-house, where he generally called fur deviled shin-bone of lieef. One day, coming in rather later than uscal, he waa told that the only shin-lame in the larder was twung ctiokrd tor hoi gram- the Duke of ' Devonshire. Sheridan, who knew the duke's person, though uot acquainted with him, took a seat within ear-ahot of him and began a converaatioß with a friend in a loud tone of voice. •• I al ways imagined." said he, that Holly's choD-bou** waa one of the the newtrat nstabiiahment* in London, but I made a j discovery this morning which has con vinced me that I waa mistaken." The duke liatenisl to him varv attentively. 1 " As I was jiaaaiug the kitchen window, ' continued Sheridan. " I oliaerved a torn spit l*iy greedily gnawing a shin-bone >f beef. Vreaently one of the cook* ran up to him, and giving him a Now on the neck, compelled him to drop his prise,! j * You dirty little raocal,' aaio the cook, ' couldn't yon find nothing else to eat f Here I've got to cook thia bone lot the Duke of Devonshire.' " Soon after the conclusion of this tale, a waiter entered tlie room, and advanced to his grace, I with a covered diab. " Your href, air !" "Take it away,'' roared the duke, with a face of great disgust, " I can't touch a morsel of it." "Stay, waiter!" said ' Shendan, humbly ; "bring it to ne. If hi* grace can't eat it, I can. Fetch me a bottle of claret —I don't wish a better i luncheon." Ilew te ftnlr a Husband. Almrc all thing*, if a wife wiahea to , make home attractive to bcr mate let ; her keep a i harp eye on the cook ;j [ nothing make* a male creature more dia- , contented with hi* house thsn l*d din- , ni-ra. ill-server! ; if there i* anything ( that will make him swear (and there , genermllr i*, my dear young larly, al- , though his temper seem* to tyigelic , when he was a-wooing), it is a cokl plate with hot meat, or a hot one with hi* cheese. Neglect of thi* sort is unpar- , donable. Again, it may not lie pomnble to give him daintiea, but it is easy to | avoid monotony by a careful study of the , kery-liook ; and it ia quite astonish ing how the monster man can be sub jugated and nsauAgvd by a judicious , variation of hi* rocala The creature may be allegoricafly pictured lightly j led by a fair lady with a wedding ring through hi* palate. Indeed, there are a thousand ways to lend him, if women <, should show a little tact, w-itli which. i tliey are so falsely creditrnL Oppoai-1, tion, contradiction, makes him furious ; ( lie stADi]ia, be roara, and becomes alto gether dangerous. Whereat, treat liim tenderly, O wife, and you shall wind him round your marriage finger. I have •icon wives miss their chance of gaining what they have set their eyes on a thou , j sand time* through sheer stupidity ; they know that a certain line of conduct i* sure to anger him, and yet thev wil i fully pursue it, when smooth and eaay victory await* them in another direc tion. Tact! Sneb women, I say. have not even instinct. Bird* of paradise, for 1 instance (not to be rude), would act in a more aagnrions manner. Chamber' j Jti'iriml. Lrvma BEYOND THEIR MESNE. -Bill wer says poverty is only an idea, in nine enaea out of ten. Home men, with 810,- 000 a year, suffer more for want of means than others with 8500. Tlie reason ia, the rich man lia* artificial wants. His income ia 810,000 a vear, and he stiffen enough bv being dunned for unpaid debt* to kill a sensitive man. A mnn ' who earns a dollar a day and does not go 'in debt, ia the happier "of the two. Verv few (icopte who have never lieen rioh will i Itelieve thia ; but it is true. There are thotiannd* and thousands with prinoelv incomes, who never know a minute's peace, because they live beyond their means. There is really more happiness among the working men in the world than among those who are lied rich. ('oprntß bronzing powder is prepared by bringing copper to the finest possible state of division, which is done in the workshops, by treating a solution of a salt of cornier with grape sugar and , caustic alkali It ia generally, however, very difficult to remove the finely divided , oopper from the liquid, since the powder is not readily deposited at the bottom of the veaw-1, and a filter soon clogs tip. However, by neutralizing tlie alkali with acid, tlie jiowder will be speedily deposit ed, and can lie completely washed out with hot water. It should then he spread ont and dried quickly in a warm place. A volcanic eruption is predicted from Mount Rainier, in Washington Territory. , Generally during the hottest summer ( weather the snow on the summit is but { partially melted. Now the heat ia so great as to melt the snow, there is a con stant emission of steam, and even smoke reported to have been seen by persons living in the vicinity. IT is estimated that the reoeipts from internal revenue souroes for the present fiscal year will be 9145,000,000. Mark I* Life. Jostle, nu*ar, and general rushing of humanity after aelf-iutenwt Heaven pity the poor mortals who are too tender to endure the rough elbowing of the crowd, fur they will bv crushed to rise no more upon earth. A lack of strength to stand up in an armor of individuality sufficient to shield the spirit from deep ound* ami tiruisus, has caused many a (allure in worthy pro ject*. Weak arrows potaoued with the await, mean malice of low iniwia cannot wound a true man ur wotuan who ucouw-tous of right, and integrity in all life'a trammc j tions. Only the coward who is too weak to be trusted, shrinks and trembles under such attack. But. OI if these feeble attempts to in jure (Alter* did not exist, what a diffrrmit atmosphere there would he in the social world ! Strange tliat it ia ao distasteful to look upon the happiueas and priM|ierity of a neighbor when there is room enough ; for all to live, prtamer and he ha pro, if i they will hot attend to their own affiura. The greatest cause of ntthapiiitsaM ia, that pcojile are uot satisfied to weave their carpet out of their own material, but go übout craving what seem to be the bright er colors of their iit-ighlair*. Craving, envying, idling, while their .wn loom stands still and neglected, with warp and woof fading and weaken ing day by day. How much better to search the content* of one's own resources,sort out and use the lieat, tbe brightest colore in one's own 1 Imaket, and leave aeightMirs to do the ; name But useless trouble and misery v ill ever j lie caused bv malice, envy and bate, and the weak will prey upon the weak. And this ia a bountiful world notwith- I standing ; rich in pure sources of useful ness and enjovmeut. which the kind, lov iug ami worthy will find. There ia great pity for groveling, ma lrcioua, guilty saints, for they csuinot re ceive the sunlight of Heaven into their heart*, and know not peace and bappt ueaa. Tbey kwe more than they can re cover from the world, far the key* te bqs piness are truth and love, and |*eople find in the world only the reflection of what j they carry in their own heart* ; if aelfiah ness and hate—they will he pierced 1 through and through with their own w capons by the world ; if low and good will toward ail—then peace and kindness will be returned For the world ia just, after all. Cruelly just, perhaps, at times. But peo|de suffer the penalty of their own folly nftener than any but Qod and themselves know ; and a reasoning being ought to hold him or herself accounta ble, and accept natural results as such, without bbuuing the worhl ami fate and everything sad everybody but them selves. If means of education haTe been lim- 1 ited, and ignorance has led great spirit* into errors which bring misfortune, they must live and learn. Thia is a brief npan of existence, and each haur spirits are being lifted from the darkest shadow* of earth into the bright radiance of a higher life. And consider ing their ex j winding, purifying influcn roa, ought not affliction* and misfortune* which educate the soul tonohle aims and sympathies he received aa Messing* ) 1 At Pawtncket, IL L. there hvrs a cer tain vuung gentleman aged eighteen mouth*. The other day thi* youth kept quiet an unusual time, and hia mother auvpecting all waa nut right went into an adjoining room to look him nix. Here she looked upon a sight which almost cunlled her blood with terror. Upon the floor by an open bureau drawer aat this " precocious youth, " with a loaded aud emptied and aelf-cocking revolver in hia hand, and he waa amtunng himself by ramming the mucxle of the piece down his throat, working st the trigger sud hammering it upon the floor. .Aa soon as the mother recovered from her fright she took the weapon from the chiltl. and administered a remembrance which will doutxtleas deter him from another such exposure of his precious self to instant annihilation. It ia almost s miracle that the child hed not killed itself upon the sraA, but, strange to tsy, not s barrel waa discharged. POHITIOX iv Huncr.—Sleeping rooms should always lie so arranged, if issua ble, to allow the head of Uxe sleeper to bo toward the north. Frequently, in (vises of aiekneaa, a person will find it impoMuhlo to obtain rest if the head is in any other directkui and often a cure ia retarded for a long time. A Vienna physician bad a patient who was suffer ing from scute rheumatism, with ptin fill cramps running from the shoulders to the Angers ; and while his head was to the south he could do nothing towards his relief. On turning the lied, however, so that the head was towards the uorth. the jiatient uttered expression* of pleas ure. and in a few hours a great improve ment had taken place, and he was in a few days almost entirely cured Many other "cases are given by scientific per sons ; and. people, in building houses, should always have this in view. BOMX YXAIM ago, in one of our western conrte, three man—an Englishman, sa Irishman and a Hcotchman —were found gmlty of murder and sentenced to lie hung* The judge t ild them they could each chooae a tree on which they would Uke to be "strung up." Tbe Scotchman promptly chose an ash tree, and the Englishman an oak tree. *' WeJL Pat. what will von lie lmng on ?" naked the judge. "If it pleases your honor, I'd rather lie hung on a goooelierry bush." "Oh !" said the jndge. "that's not big enough." " Begorry, thin," re plied Pat, "IU wait till it growr*." An undergraduate At Cambridge, who, the Boston Adreriwr saya, found among the questions on hia examination paper this : " Why will not a pin stand upon its point ?" elalnirately explained the point thus : 1. A pin will not stand on its head ; much leas is it possible that it nlionld stand on its point. 2. A point, according to Euclid, is that which has no parts and no magnitude. A pin can not stand on that which has no porta, and no magintude, and,therefore, spin cannot stand on Its point, ft. It will if you stick it in. MAJ. ATWOOD, of Boston, wanted to find the widow of a late brother officer in tbe army, and wrote to headquarters at Washington. The inquiry was for warded to Anstjn, Texas, theiiee to the officer's late post, three hundred miles into the interior, whence the reply was returned to Austin, sent to Washington, and in seven weeks readied Boston to inform the inquirer that the object of his search lived within half a mile of him in Boston, while the inquiry had traveled over 3,000 miles. A play is enacted in a Chicago theatre in which a man i* hung for inn. The other night the gearing got out of order and they came near hanging him for good. When they cut him down he said he guessed they had better get some one else to take his plaoe, as "his neck waa not talented enough to play that part." NUKXBOCS encounters are said to have occurred between the Blanco and Colo rado parties in the State of Bnenos Arras. About thirty deaths occur daily from yellow ferer in the city of that name. The fare at FantHare. ' Tits Tm hHultMjtt! gives some useful and timely biuts aa to how to preoerve furni ture in good condition, which may prove valuable to many who are now about cleaning np Tbe article aays; Housekeepers do not always under stand the theory of the chemical and mechanical actios of tbffureat snbstauara on article* of furniture. Heldotn do we enter a house in which we cannot detect a spot ur flaw thai lie* been oprweioued by either coreteasuewn or ignorance is handling, dropping, or using substance* which have proved their deleterious af fects when brought into contact with house, furniture, and fixture* Alt ar ticle is often spoiled, at least in appear once, by the spplW-wtioa of sums powder ! or ssfHinaceou* substance which has been puffed up and commanded, like a quack Medicine, to purify, preserve, and moire beautiful whenever an application ie made , but we have notised. in nitre caeca out of ten, that spots and flaw* and die coloration in furniture have occurred j from the spilling of water, oil*, alcohols or acids. Acids art on marble Marble j is rotoponrd of carbonate of hare; thai is, a compound of carbonic said and, lime. Now, the cerUmtc acid has a com paralivriy weak affinity for lime, and' most other acids will prevail over It, and take its place when brought into contact! with cotn|xmsde containing it • thus' ilestroyißg tbe texture of the atone, liberating the cwrlxmie acid, and kwv-1 •uu in place of the carbonate tire nitrate, : j sulphate, or acetate uf lime, or the ; • -blonde of calrtnm, aa the aaae may he. Alcohol and water produce no effect . whatever upon marble, and oils do not corrode or dissolve it, although tbey ere •tfunetlmm alworbed to such aa extent n to produce permanent stains. On the other hand, ail varnished or polish- d surfaces of wood while nut in- | JII red by weak acids, are attacked by alcohol." Varnishes are eompoaeJ of different gums and nvdua, which are; generally sohthie in alcohol. Many of them are made by dissolving the materi al* in alcohol ao aa to qualify them, and then when those varnUhos are applied, tbe alcohol evaporatea, leaving the gum ior resin in a thus even coating over the surface, therefore alcoholic u1 wtanoe comea npon and) a eiirfare, whether 11 lie alcohol itself, or j*rits of any kind, or evea strong wine, the vaxwiah ia at tacked. a portion of it dissolved, and the j ItriUtaoev of the surface it dasforuyod. j Ode will not attack either marhh- or' varnished surfaces, and will do no in jury except to naked wood or other porou* substance* which admit tireut into the norea, from which they cannot after words be aaailr expelled. * Water affects no substance* except aiu-h aa hare open (Wires exposed, in which case it enters sud cwosea the suites trees to swell; or ouch as are soluble iu water, aa gin* in joints, and mncilagv or gum arable, used sometimes tor attaching superfloal ornament* to fancy work. Tire practical lessoo to be learned from this ia. thai housekeepers most take care in dealing with furniture to keep water awav from eveiything soluble in water, oil from eveiythfng porotxti, alcohol from varnish, and acids from marble. The Satage* and the Telegraph. It ia not a little curious, says the Injr -1 jismft'ste of (%3e, to know liow the tele graph wires and p 1500, A. D, The present faahiou of shorn vara first worn in 1333. The aae of surnames ia attributed to the Xormana. TV drat law* on slavery is Great Bri tain are attributed to Ilia, King of the Weal Saxons. ABB. The Kngiiah Societies, toe Inner, MiddK ana Ontor Temple, were founded in 1186, by the Kaighte Templar. It is stated by s careful writer that Bulumon dedicated hia A in;>le on Friday. Oct. aoth. 1000. We cannot aay if toe date is euiiwC Letters were franked free first in lflflO. Tea thousand friar* and nuns turned ; out of toe monaek'riee in England, 1535. Several thousand in Germany in 1734. May games much in vogue in England 1518 bat owing to riotona conduct aoon got into disuse. At Richard L's coronation at West minster Hall, some Israelites, endeavor- j tag to be i>r**ent at the ctramuiiy, rawed the ire of the mob, and a masascn en- 1 sued which ao pleased the King thai he ordered a general aa—a—, 1188. Fkßcsepky af Pmrntir Eifi. The thousand and one reeiraa given from time (o time are aa worthless as the mermaid rtona#, or thorn o( the snake monster of the m. Many who pot forth thaw? stories tor the million do Dot know whet e Ireah egg is ; many do it for no toriety, sod some lgnoranttar. No egg is fresh that vtll shake; that is taenia* it has lost some of its albumen. No egg has ever been tmwrad'onr a month that trill not shake, except it be sir proofed, vliich is a form not generally understood, and in a new process If they are pat in solution, no matter what it ia, the egg will absorb it ; if pnt in dry measures, the albumen will escape by transpiration through the shell The egg has been coated with ererr ooorwiv able oomparitwn, even in mod utcme. and galvanised, vet the watery material escapee. The philosophy of this ia that there ia air in the egg before it ia treat ed, and this uniting its osygett and aer bon produces decomposition by itarbo- j nic acid gas; the yellow of the egg ftwt breaking, then follow* the distraction. Eggs are naturally designed to hist as long aa the hen requires to get her I rood, and the life gerin can be preserved e few weeks—seven or eight—but no longer. The egg itself may be kept ia a presorted state few two yean by grassing with but | for, oil or lard ; but from the time it is than put up to the end of two yearn, it will dailv lose its albumen by trimspin tion, ana while its carbonic acid escapes to a certain extent, the egg meat will be reduced folly two-third*, end will shake. For culinary purposes, they wiD do very welL But we want a whole egg. not a half one, and we want them frrwL Bat ter. and lard, and suet have been used j for half a century, still not hing lis* re commended itself over the old liming system in a commercial point of view. The theory always has been, and still is, that to keep an egg fresh the air must be excluded. It ia the only philosophical treatment of it that can be n\ade. Egg. ' are composed of more than half a doaen chemical ingredients, and these compo nents are vary volatile ; hence theat moe phcre with ita powerful agenciea worts quickly upon it Externally kept from the air, the latter ia powerless to do it harm ; bat the sir inside no mortal can prevent, and that alone in time will de ; compose the egg. Chantry Gmtkmon. TM>V MIN LA Japaa. Throughout Japan it is the universal diatom for young ladies, when arriving at the ago of fourteen an J fifteen, to be placed in what mar he appropriately called a ft Dialling catabliahmeub This establishment has the following among other peculiarities, vis : All the masters par fur the privilege of teaching, instead of (as the oaae is with na) being paid far their lessons. This makee the instruc tion a labor of love. Then, again, to a certain ejtent, a Japanese young lady is allowed considerable freedom aa to the selection of her instructors; she gener ally prefers the beat looking. The scholars do not ait in a doae, pent-up room, filled with girls bolt unngbt, each perched upon an educational stool, bnt in a delightful garden fragrant with tea and flowers, surrounded by a num ber of little summer booses embowered in the midst of the most charming vegetable products. Hare are the bright eyed damsels, with cheeks- ss pink as the rosea, moving around with graceful steps, each bearing a small lacquer tray with tea and cakes. In each of these summer houses there is a master or pro feasor, either waiting the return of one of the refreshment-bearing damsels, or else sitting by the side of one who has already come back. Japanese girls re main in educational seminaries of this kind until marriage, and they make excellent wives. . Is NORTH BKITAIN they send some luckless wight with a letter which never reaches its destination, for within it is written — "On the first of April hunt the gowk another mile." • " ' A,' • " ■ J ,■tmt t&m S ift ' Voar ffif I will tm fed M war." ' I burned UunnU. t> I esid.'*we ib !fnm 1 AM. ■ Mr *oM. not •." fim rl ■ Ml ■■ Wto and Paaatas* It doaen thnrt snuff to ptoehii Bosk >v has 50! whdtamle m ilk cieaifm. | A doctor and a clown know more (Va I n jLtotoHinLgia I OwOWr fllOuO. . Lsdi arc wearing paadgtif "WppAtty | ' ? larger than ever, i ffcfhdoiptos taisn.gof femaUstomt ear The third newspaper publishing Wtit , in toe ("i.ton wlilinoh. I In Oaßfovnia pojdare grow from km to HBmiu feet In a tingle year. •'* * f AM turn eomplain that cards an I'l- I ahufftod till they gat a good hand. The Quakers la tois conn try hava i 86,000 juipilii- in their flwiflcj is In ads It ia aaid there arc 8,887 Jesuits in the world, or newly twice m many mls ttso. Though cattle are dumb beasts, by gathering together they make themselves ! Money is 'his servant who known Bow to use U aa lie should, Us master who doth not TV coat of the recent ♦♦nurnlvuF in Washington was AJ5.300 and there M a '• ileAelrji.-y. 1 * A good-beautod teemmtt in 'the way ■ br silly of her jar, 4a the tovcltoat | in the world- Bad ways fere wlaliWliMf IVy toeeli every mart to know hia ogg| mati fl .-ii. .aud to stop there. There la but one jgeids fmrdanfehla; ita>a.>rabu>aetioti. , Waterproof doth ia made up new into swttaa suits .tor ladies, which . ace very wot, pretty ati