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OWE SEWING MACHINE, |
Geo. Fairer, at Bellefonte, sells the cele
brated Howe Sewing Machine, which has
wo superior in the market. Go to Fairer s
siofe and see it. It hasreceived prise med-
Ie ot all fairs. They are thewoldest estab-
ished machines in the world.
y 3 68, Lf.
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TIN
WARE! TINWARE!
J. REIBER,
nounces to the citizens of
Petter township, that he is now prepared
te furnish upen shortest notice, «and AS
eh¢ap ne elaewhere, gt A article in the lire
i eetiron are.
of 'n FD VE-PIPE & SPOUTING,
All kinds of repairing done. He has al
ways, on hand buckets, cups, dippers, dish-
os, &e., &c.
"7" SILVERPLATING.
fot buggies executed in the finest and most
durable style. Give him a call. His char- |
get dra reasonable. aplO'6R ly.
Kespectfistly an
grees BUGGIES !
J. D. MURRAY,
Cetitre Hall. Pa; Manufacttrer of all
kinds of Buggies, wottld respectfilly inform
the vitizens of Cente county, tht he hats on
hand Sm
N EW B U.6.G LES,
with #itd witliout top, "ands whieh will be
sold pt reduced prices for cash, and a rea-
sonable credit given, .
Twd Hotse Wa ns, Spring Wagons &e.,
made td order, and warranted to give satis- |
factier ill ¥very respect. _
All kinds of repairing done in short no-
tice. Call and see his stock of Buggies be,
for purchasing elsewhere.
Ap id 68 tf. Cl emma
et NATIONAL BANK OF
Bellefonte, Pa.
(LATE HUMES, McALLISTER, HALE
& CO.)
E.C. Homes, Pres't. - J. P. Harris, Cas
This Bank is now organized fof the ur
pose of Banking under the lawsof the Uni-
Humes, Mc Allister,
ted States.
Certificates issued by \
Hale & Co., will be paid at maturity, anu
Checks of deposits at sight as usual on pres
sentation at the counter of the said First Na-
tienal Bank. ; .
Particular attention given to the purchase
and sale of Government Securities.
BE. CO. HUMES,
apl0'e8.
President.
Science on the Advance,
C H. GUTELIUS,
*
Surgeon & Mechanical Dentist,
who is permancatly located in Aatons-
burg. in the offiee formerly occupied by
Dr. Neff, and who has been practicing with
entire success—having the experience of a
number of years in the profession, he would
cordially invite all whe have as yet not
girea him a call] to "do wo, and test the
truthfulness of this assertion. r=Teeth
Extracted without pain. may22.681y
SHUGERT,
Cashier.
HBENREY REGCKERHOFF, J. D.
Presadent.
C
ENTRE COUNTY BANKING CO.
(LATE MILLIKEN HOOVER & C0.)
RECEIVE DEPOSITS,
And Allow Interest, :
scount Nates,
Buy And Sell
Government Securities, Gold and Cou-
pons. aplO'ng
(ZBVIS & ALEXANDER, ~~
Attorneyeatslaw, Bellefonte, Pa.
apl0'68. et ee ]
"A DAM HOY ATTORNEY AT-LAW
Office on High Street, Bellefonte
oo aplUeR.tt,
™. i. LARIMER n
ATTORNEY AT LAW, Belldtonte, Pa.
Office with the ict Ries cite tie
Court Houses mavld BR. :
ISR. I’. SMITH, offers bis Professional
sr-~ices. Office, Centre Hall, Pa.
~nITAR ¢F
“oy PE goa.
AS. Mc MANUS,
* Attorngy-at-law, Bellefonte, prompt-
ly pays attention to SII business entrusted
te iy julyd'68,
OHN D. WINGATE, D. D. 8
DY NTN T
Office on Nortliwest ecornerof Bishop and
Spring st. At home, except, perhaps, the
first two weeks of every month.
-%x Teeth extracted without pain.
Bellefonte, Pa. aplO 68, tf,
yD. NEFF, M. D., Physician and
TL. Surgeon, Center Hall, Pa.
Offere his professional services to the citi-
zens of Potter and adjoining townships. :
Dr. Neff hagthe experience of 21 yearsin
the active practice of Medicine and Sur-
gery. x aplO'68,1y,
Hn. N. M ALLISTER. JAMES A, BEAVER.
1 ARSE! ( 0) =F
M ALLISTER & BEAYzar
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW,
Bellefonte, Centre Ce., Penn’ aly;
Chas. H. Hale, :
Attorney at Law, Bellefonte, Pa. dec25ly.
FILLERS HOTEL
Woodward, Centre county, Pa.
Stages arrive and depart daily. Toit
brite Hogel has been refitted and furnish-
ed its new proprietor, and is now in-
evely respectone of the most plansuntodun-
try Hotels ip, central Pen nsylvania. of he
traveling corynunity and drovers .will al-
ways find the best accommodations. Dro-
Yeis San at all times beaceom modated with
stables and pasture fot any number af C
tleor h pe GEO. MILLER,
July BERLE
Proprietor.
ONJUGAL LOVE,
AND THE HAPPINESS OF TRUE MARRIAGE
Essay for thé Young Men, on the Errors,
buses and Diseases which destroy the
Manly Powers and create impediments to
Marriage, with sure means of relief. Sent
in sealed letter “envelopes free of charge
Address, Dr. J. Bkillin Houghton, How-
ard Association, Philadelphia, Pa.
june, 568,1y. re
SH
WHI FG RNSIDE &« THOMAS
1768, : £4
Eight market prices paid for a1
Pe
— —
Herring, Mackeral, sc., a
pie ir SIR HE a
CENTRE HALL |
Manufacturing Co.
Machine Works,
CENTRE HALL CENTRE CoO. PA.
Having enlarged our New Fousngy and
Macutsr Swors and. AGRICULTURAL
Works: Stocked with all ngw and Iatest |
improved Machinery at Centre Hall, ans |
{
of business,
Shaftings,
Pullies,
Hangers,
IRON & BRASS
CASTINGS
of every description made and fitted up fo:
MILLS,
FORGES,
FURNACES,
FACTORIES,
TAXNERIES,
QG, &C.
We also manufacture the celebrated
KEYSTONE
HARVESTER,
which now stands unrivalled,
This Reaper has advantagesover all othe:
Reapers now Tare One advan
tage we claim foe it, is the lever power, by
which we gain one hundred per cent-oves
other machines. Another advantage is the
hoisting and lowering apparatus, whereb,
the driver has under his complete contro
of the machine; in coming to aspot of lodg
ed gain the driver can change the cut ot
he machine in an instant, without stopping
the team, varying the stuble from 1 to 1}
inches at the outside of the machine, as wel.
as on the inside. Itis constructed of fir:
class material} and built by first class mn-
chanics, We warrant it second to none,
All kinds of Horsepowers and Threshing
Maehines, Hay and Genin Rakes, latest im-
proved. All kinds of Repairing done. Di”
ferant kinds of
PLOWS
AND
PLOW CASTING
eTh Celebrated Heckendorn Economica
plow which has given entire satisfaction.
We employ the best Patternmakers, our
patterns are all new and of the most improv-
ed plans. Plans, Specifieations and 1) aw-
ings furnished for all work done by us.
24 W e hope by strict attention to busi
ness to receive a share of public patronage
TINWARE!
The Company announce to the citizens of
otter township, that they are now Prépus,
ed to furnish upon short notice, and as low
as elsewhere, every article in the line of
TIN AND SHEETIRON WARE.
Stove-Pipe
and Spouling.
i f country produce, at
kinds BURNSIDE & THOMAS,
< UINS, raisens, beache
URREYL > a Jamon, all kin
i its, Hame, bacon &c., :
Fiomigh fr ANSIDE & THOMAS.
ECK'S HOTEL, 312 & 314 Race Street,
B Y a few. doors above 3d,
=srvife Philadelphia. 2
ts qentral locality Maked it desirable toy
isiti 4 i siness or for -
al : a B OK. Proyietor.
Y "(formerly of the States Union Hotel.
apl0 68, tf.
All kinds of repairing done. They hav
always on hand
BUCKETS,
CUPS, ..
Blrpins, oo
SHES, &C.
All orders by mail promptly attended to
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TERMS. ~The Centre Harn Revrok-
wrx 1s published weekly at $150 per year
in advance and #2
advance, Reporter, T mouth 15eents,
Advertisements are inserted af $1.80
square (10 lines) for 8 weeks, Advertises
at a less rate,
peditiously executed, at reasonalle chars
KOS.
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SR.
UNTRE HALL REPORT
BiB spn
Cextre Harn Pa, April, 20d 1869,
Ream
A COMPROMISE.
Murch 24—Ti
this
WASHINGTON,
Republican cateus
Committee on the Tenure of Office
question. The main features
The President is
remove cabinet and
are as
follows:
to
ivil officers duri ig the session of the
Senate without giving his
power other
ECASONS,
Vi
appoint to office until the end of the
ateg and if that body shall by a direct
suspended officers sha!l be. reinstated
the officer shall not be reinstated.
tility itt
The State Guard (radieal) makes
another appeal against George DBerg-
ner as postmaster of Harrisburg, The
out can’t Cameron's ;
Men of Harrishurg,
to such an outrage?
ry 1} » t3} Ml
WwW. you summit
Your pled zes to
at her
rgavehe al t)
oad
inthe ears of widow as she sits
her desolate hearth. SI
save the country; and while the g
lant old Seneca Simmons was pouring
out his heart's blood in defense of the
national honor, Gorge Bergener was
a :d stil] = pouring thou n 's of dollors
which he then had and still has as a
gift from the Republican party. If we
submitted to such wrongs in gilenee we
the people of Harrisburg as well as the
ries thronghout the State, who pledged
themselves to stand by the soldier and
the soldiers’ widows and orphans,
ee it miming
T ee inn epidemic ol nero rapes
just now The tderraph and exchange
ew prpe# bring d.ily ac ounts of
horrible outrage of this character in
Will they
fi.leenthannd
all partz of the com try.
' 1 e . Ai ‘a
help the Pras ude olihe
Marl,
hav
ment ?
W
‘hi St te bu a ther were a hundred
it would not chunge a IU pablican vote.
Th - victims have no votes, the viola-
tors will have.
iis
gover] ss recont!'y In
ll hdl
A Curious Discovery —A River Un-
der the Rocky Mountains,
Trubner’s Record contains a curious
letter from Mr. George Catlin, the cel-
ebrated American traveler
Mr. Catlin,” the American ethno-
graphist, whose extensive travels have
led him through the wildest and rudest
scenery of America, has turned his dt-
tention for several years past from the
Indians to the rocks, and has made in
these studies voyages to South Amer-
ica, to the Rocky Mountains, the Andes
and the Antilles; the results of which
he is preparing to publish in a work
entitled “The Lifted and Subsided
Rocks of America; with theie Influ-
ences on the Atmospheric; Oceani¢ and
Land Currents.” “And one of the
striking feature of the book seems to
be, to quote his own words, “the diseov-
ery of a river under the Reeky Moun-
tains many times larger than the Mis-
sissippi, its course nearly twice the
Mississippi’s length, . and
through the clean and vast rocky cel-
lars of the upheaved mountains with-
out the losses by alluvial absorptions
and solar evaporations which diminish
gliding
Co.
dil
PP
again.
CENTRE HA ra
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back.
| © THE NEGRO RACE.
of the Descendants
, of the Negro Slaves of Antiquity
~The Future of the American
Negro.
( From the Norfolk Journal.)
' What Became
| Carthage and its dependent territory,
there were many nergoes captured who
were slaves to the whites of Africa.
These were carried to Rome and sold
there. After that period there were
always numbers of black slaves in the
city and its immediate neighborhood,
There
as long as the empire lasted.
{ the number of thousands of these ne-
eroes in Rome; but from the inciden-
tal mention’ made of them in the Latin
authors, they must have been quite nu-
{merous. In the century from their
| first importation to the end of the em-
| pire, there must have bean at least,
1,000,000 brought into Italy, though
this ts-must-probably but a very mod-
| erate estimate. ‘These must have mix-
| ed in with the white race to such an
extent that under the empire there
| must have been many mulattoes,
| What
has becom: of this negro
| blood? There is certainly no trace of
| it now to be found in
{ habitants are
[taly, whose in-
entirely free from the
| slightest taint of it as are those of Swe-
den. The theory that it might have
| been 20 dilutad with white blood as to
| be at this time untraceable, is simply
absurd ; for every one who has stueied
tha subject of raza, or observe l the ef-
fect of mixture, knows that the origi-
nal type, if it exists at all, will erop
| up from time to time In a most unmis-
to the thou-
|
I tnkable manner, down
sundth generation,
| In Lgypt there were also immense
| numbers of slaves imported from the
| nesro tribes on its borders, fron the
| days of the early munuments down to
present time. Bat, though there ex-
1st a few mulattoes, descen led from the
Cimportations of the last two hundred
vears, yet, among the bulk of the in
rypt, there are no traces
i
oro blood Indeed,
constderinz the larze number of slaves
| :
[in I
habitants of 5
whatever of n 0
appt, at all times, this freedom
| from admixture in that country is even
| much more remarkable than in the
| case of Italy.
| There is one way of accounting for
| these facts, and but one, and thatis,
| that so different are the Caucasian and
| Afrieen races that they cannot be
| permanently mingled together. The
mixture produces a being which, if not
La partial hybrid is, at least, a subject
| to diseasa tht it can be propagated to
| but a few generations, when it dies out.
i We sce this tendency in this country
almost forcibly shown in small number
of desendants of mulattoes. Now and
| then we see a quadroon, in Virginia,
| very seldom ap octoroon, and beyond
| that degree the blood can not be said
to exist at all.
It is this tendency of the mongrel to
die out that has destroyed all traces of
negro blood among the Indians and
Egyptians. Those of them who were
sprung from negroes died out many
centuries ago, leaving the original stock
as perfectly pure as if there had never
been an African imported into either
Romeor the kingdom of the Pharaohs.
And thus will it be in the South.
Not only will the pure negro race van-
ish from the earth in the course of a
few generations, from causes which
must make even the slightest admix-
ture of blood will be left among us; the
same effects will result in the South as
in Italy and Egypt, and there will not
be left a trace, save in history, of the
African race having ever existed in
Amr en.
emp lye fp meee
Grant TriuMPHANT.—AS we pre-
dicted, Grant, aided by the bread and
butter brigade, has triumphed over the
Senate—the committee of that body to
whom was recommitted the bill to re-
peal the tenure-of-office law having re-
ported a bill yesterday which met the
pleasure of his excellency, and which
was immediately passed by the Senate.
“Now, by St. Paul, the work goes
bravely on.”
|
tte pe
A Chicago doctor has been fined
fifteen dollars for trying to kiss a mar-
ried woman, and her husband was
mulected five dollars for thrashing the
doctor. That made twenty dollars net
for the city.
ee fe Ape :
The wealthy Cubans are sending
their families to this country on ac-
count of the rebellion there.
Glimpses at Fashion’s Boudoir.
There are few subjects that have
been productive of such an amusing
amount of song, satire and moralizing
as the startling mutations in female
attire. Yet, notwithstanding tAe*vio-
lence and point by which the attacks
may have been characterized, the love-
ly votaries of the fickle goddess Fash.
ion, have ever been inflexibly faith-
ful to their mistress, and have invari-
ably vanquished all opposition. Wo-
man is not inaptly defined by an an-
cient cynic to be “an animal that de-
lights in finery ;” and the ancient man-
ifestations of fashion seem to prove it.
In almost every age of the world’s his-
tory it has been a preplexing problem
to decide how much the belle of the
| period owed to nature and how much
to art. Apparently we are as far re-
moved from a satisfactory solution of
| the question as our ancestors. The mis-
| tery that now adays attaches to every
| portion of the female figure, where bold
| and swelling curve are desirable, is
positively paralyzing in its perplexity.
| Paniers, bends, chignons, pads and the
thousandand one contrivances by which
| Broadway beauties are made up, ren-
| most curiously interesting animal in
| creation. Ivery successive daring in-
| novation is received with tumultuous
| hisses by amazed bachelordom, joined
| in chorus to the shrill eracking of what
are known as strong minded females;
her
| but the goddess having set up
image and fulminated her decree, the
| and rejoicing. Similarly fared our
forefathers; and the sober matron, who
| clasps her hands and wonders what
the world is coming to, as she heholds
:
.
|
|
| : :
| a precious Miss on high heels, tottering
| along the street under a bend called
| Grecian, may rest assured that horri-
| ble as these freaks of folly may seem,
matters were quite as bad, if not worse,
a century ago. The monstrous farth
{ ingale and ruff of Queen Bess have
never been fairly equalled in volume
| by any modern combination of hoops
Land skirts,
ticles of a modern belle's attire, we
With respect to other ar-
propose to show from quaint old obser-
vers that in almost every particular
our great, great, great grandmothers,
in the matter of aggravated extrav-
agance, were decidedly ahead of
us,
Take the last perplexing contortion
—the Grecian bend—for example;
and we find from various stinging illu-
sions or satirists and caricaturists of the
period, that it raged in all its ungain-
ly deformity in 1753; and that women
then reduced themselves as nearly the
shape of monkeys as possible. Writing
of fashions in France, the Countess of
Wilton delicately says: “It excites
entertainment to know that inventions
for increasing the size of the female
figure behind were common under the
last Princ: of Valois.” While in
England, at the same time, the dresses
of the ton are described as—
“Bouncing behind— with flounces in
rows,
Puff and pucker up knotson your arms
and your toes.”
It seems curious that the artificial
posterior hump should have rendered
enormously high heeled boots then as
now an essential portion of dress. But
so it seems, as the following extract
from a versifier in the Salisbury Jour-
nal of 1754, will show :
“Mount on French heels when you go
to a ball,
"Tis the fashion to totter and show you
can fall.”
Another observant chronicler of the
same period gives some additional par-
ticulars. He says, “they wear their
shoes high, both painted and patched,”
while still another rhymer almost ac-
curately describes the pedestrian at-
tempts of modern ladies of fashion in
the lines,
“Tottering like the fiir Chinese—
Mounted high and buckled low
Tottering every step they go.”
A clever satire in the London Mag-
azine three years later, 1777, indicates
that some modifications had been effec-
ted in the fashions, and that in fact
they were more preposterously absurd
than in 1753.—Albion.
The Maine Legislature is aftr the
“baggage smashers.” It has passed a
law imposing one hundred dollars fine
or one year's imprisonment on any
person, who, by design or carelessness,
injures baggage.
|
ER —— ——
to headquarters, respecting the Indian
outrages in Alaska, already published,
that the Indians guilty of the recent
murders belong toa warlike tribe
called the Kakes or Kakeons. They
committed many murders and out
rages heretofore, always escaping pun-
ishment. Upon hearing of the mur-
ders of the traders, General Davis pros
ceeded in the steamer Saginaw to the
neighborhood of the tribe. Finding
it deserted, he ordered their villages
burned, the tribe was frightened. Davis
does not anticipate any serious trouble
and feels master of the situation. The
steamer Saginaw is to be fitted out, and
will proceed again to the neighborhood
of the Kakes to further punish them
if the murderers are not surren-
dered.
Oil
O—
Reports prevailed of the death of ex-
President Johnson, at his home in
Greenville. Inquiries were everywhere
made as to the truth of the rumors,
They were doubtless based on the in-
telligence previously received of the
alarming condition of his health, a
private telegram having represented he
was dangerously ill last night; but a
dispatch dated this evening says that
the ex-President’s condition isnow very
much better.
& pO
Governor Geary A Liar.
The Sunbury Democrte says:
Govorner Geary told us in his har
angue at the Court House in this place
Pennsylvania, without their first hav-
ing the brivilege of DECIDING at
would have it or not. Governor
frauding the people, and he new recom-
mends the ratification of an amend-
ment to the Constitation of the United
States, which will force Negro Suffrage
upon this State without giving the
people any voice on the matter,
Governor Geary said so more than
a hundred times during the canvass,
but so did the Republican party. Not
a man of them ever intended to keep
their word.
re ly el Ry
The Senate of Bhode [sland has re-
fused to ratify the suffrage amend-
ment to the Federal Constitution.
The object of the Senate was to post-
pone action until the May meeting of
the legislature. In the meantime
there is to be an election of a new leg-
‘slature by the people. The example
of Rhode Islan is lost on the radi-
cals of Pennsylvania. Rhode Island
has adopted negro suffirge for herself
long a ago, but er legislature is not
willing to ratify an amendment which
affects other States without aclear ex-
pression of the sentiments of the peo-
ple. The radical cravens in the Penn-
sylvania legislature dare not even sub-
mit the question of amending the State
Constitution to the people.
Oil
> —
Gov. Baker, of Indiana, on Mon-
day, issued a proclamation convening
the Legislature of that State, in spe-
cial session on the 8th of April. The
election for members who resigned to
prevent the perpetration ofthe negro
suffrage fraud, took placeon Tuesday,
and all those who resigned were re-
elected by the people, as a token of
approval of their course taken in the
Legislature.
-
: i at
The engineers of the Pennsylvania
RR., Middle Division, have been or-
dered to make a survey and estimates
of the probable cost of laying a third
track. The design i: to use one track
exclusively for passenger trains, and
the other two for freight trains, The
rapidly increasing business on this
road will soon require a third, and
probably before many years a fourth
track.
en re Sete A eee
Washington, March 26.—The: na-
tional executive committee of colored
men last night discussed a paper in the
form of a memorial to the heads
of bureaus. setting forth the claims of
colored people to a portion of the pat-
ronage of the government, citing their
services to the war and in the subse-
quent elections, and asking that posi-
tions be given them. After further
consideration the subject was post-
poned.
—
A few days ago a negro woman,
forty-two years of age, living seventeen
miles from Athens, Alabama, gave
birth to twins—one a white infant, and
the other black as the ace of spades.
db eet
yp
An agreeable neck-tie—A pretty girl's
| arni.
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wr
Apa op ao ss mma a
en
A German wrote an obituary on
the death of his wife, of which the fol.
lowing is a copy: “If mine wife had
lived until next Friday she would have
been dead shust two weeks, Nothing
is possible with the Almighty. As
the tree fulls so must it stand, |
Pr —— > -
It is stated that Mrs, Lincoln lives
at a public hotel in Frankfort, in plain
and unpretending style, occupying a
room on the third floor. She has the
appearance of one living economically
on limited means, and is regarded in
Frankfort as having been rather
harshly treated at home. Poor thing.
They have a new plan for the dem-
olition of bed bugs in operation in
North Carolina. It is done by steam;
one wheel catches them by the nose,
another draws their teeth whilea neat
piston rod pushes arsenic down their
wind-pipes.
It is a fact not generally known,
perhaps, that Washington drew his
last breath in the last hour of the
last day of the last week of the last
month of the year, aud in the last year
of the eentury. He died on Saturday
night, twelve o'clock, December 31st,
1799.
St. Louis. March 26.—The Hon.
Edward Bates, United States Attor-
ney General under President Lincoln,
died on Thursday afternoon.
ns ng Af bf pe
A clolored woman, Mrs. E. J. Ketch-
am, of Philadelphia, has been appoin-
ted a clerk in the Treasury Depart-
m nt.
een dy of — Ape
A son of the celebrated Davy Crock-
ett died last week in Kentucky, He
was a rebel officer during the war.
Forty years ago a man could carry
the Southern mail from New York to
Jersey City ; now it requires eight four
horse teams,
ollie
——
The first advertiser was a Londen
haberdasher named Hervey, who died
in 1672, abundantly rich from the
profits of his new discovery.
iii
Princess of Wales has been married
but six years, yet she is said to ap-
pear at least twenty years older than
at the wedding. Her husband leads
her a sorry life.
wisi illness
“Why do women spend so much
time and money on dress ?’ asked a
gentleman of a belle.
“Te worry other women,” was the
diabolical reply.
“John, did you every bet ona horse
race ?”’
“No, but I have seen my sister Bet
on an old mare.”
Hiram Povers — done Dr. Bel.
lows in marble, instead of the usual
leather.
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Emma C. Steppens has vindicated
her sex by getting made a Notary
Public in Iowa.
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He who brings ridicule to bear
against truth finds in his hand a blade
without a hi t —)ras more like'y to cut
himself than any body else.
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Chicage, March 24.—Quite a num-
bsr of Bricham Young's family ar-
r ed in this city to-day, and are stop-
ping at the Briggs House.
A nezro and a ca pet bagger from
New York are rival candidates for the
positio1 of postmaster at Columbia,
S.C.
A jealous wife plucking out her hus-
band’s beard by the handful was a re-
cent street scene in New York.
Latitude, like a clothes line, stretch-
es from pole to pole.
A compromise has been made in
paris between the long and short dres-
ses. the latter are to be worn by ladies
with small feet, while others are to be
allowed to sport trains.
A bill to prohibit prize fighting has
passed both houses of the Michigan
Legislature,
A Herter Buva.—0Oid Hanks said:
Some years ago, I took abed bug to an iren
foundry, and dropped it into a ladle where
the melting iron was, and had it run into a
<killet. Well, my old woman used that skil-
let pretty constant for the last six years, snd
here the other day it broke all to
and what do vouthink, Eilean, that4ry
in«ect just walked out of hishole where he’
been layin’ like a frog ina rock, and e
tracks for his old roost up stairs! But, (
ed he, by way of parenthesis,) by
gentleman, he looked mighty pale!
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King Ludwig of Bavaria designs to give
hi« Rosin, pies pearl a worth
100,000 florins.