4 Frau Bertha’s Hotel. In the little town of Essen, Ger- many, is a hotel-—a first-class hotel— at which the principal guests who put up there never have to pay for their accommodation. It is owned by Frau Bertha Krupp, the richest woman in Germany, and owner of the great Krupp works at Essen. She runs it at a loss of more than $100,000 a year. The hotel was built by Frau Krupp solely for the entertainment of the representatives of foreign gov- ernments who visit Essen to superin- tend the execution of orders. Ordi- narily travelers sometimes can find accommodation at the Krupp Hotel, but only when the rooms are not re- quired for Frau Krupp’s foreign offi- cial guests.—Boston Post. The New Waist Line. A stronger indication of the waist line that gives a basque effect is no- ticed in some of the shorter coats, al- though their fit is still very easy. Then there are those fascinating Rus- sian blouses whose influence in the long buttoning line which, lends a military air in closer-fitted garments is felt about ninety-nine coats out of every hundred. Belts on these Rus- sian shapes are straight and wide, which necessitates their being worn loose and round, and this gives a E 3. 5 B Qo > 0 58 co Oo a Q Od = 0 * * 3 0 4 . 0 8 @ onions nicely browned. quaint look that is most charming and entirely new, a cross between a Russian soldier and an 1830 school- boy. Braiding in military designs is another coat touch that is rather im- portant.—Harper’s Bazar. Dressing a Girl. A very difficult problem to a mother is the dressing of the between age girl. The average girl of sixteen is not infrequently a most attractive person, but requires most. careful dressing. She has all the grace and charm of budding womanhood, with some of the gaucherie of childhood. ~~ With abundant locks and bright pink cheeks quiet dressing is a neces. sity. None of the laciness of very young girlhood is possible, or she looks overdressed. If trimmings are used, they must be of the simplest description, and, if possible, self-col- ored. : For the girl still at school there is nothing nicer than a navy-blue coat and skirt, worn with various blouses and a simple hat. But there are times when other attire is necessary, and then it is realized -how hard it is to dress the adolescent girl. She must be simply garbed, yet, of course, de- sires her clothes to be pretty. There- fore, special consideration should be given to her wardrobe—-colorings, materials and style, being well thought out.—Philadelphia Record. Men Bunglers as Builders. “I looked at one house to-day, highly desirable in many respects, in which the kitchen and scullery were at opposite ends of a long passage. Cannot you realize that only a man could l:ave been guilty of such an arrangement? The lack of cupboards is another masculine omission, and even those that are put in usually are inconveniently placed. Men also are responsible for building most bathrooms far too small for real com- fort. In houses, as distinct from apartments, they rarely make the stair railings high enough, the result being that most staircases are death- traps for clambering children; and nursery windows often are made so high that the little ones cannot pos- sibly see out of them, while the room itself too often is placed in a gloomy and sunless part of the house. Seo far as I am concerned,” the house- hunter wound up, ‘‘we ‘are uncom- fortable where we are, and, from all I have been able to see, we will be miserable if we move.”—New York Press.” Long-waisted effects appear in the -new lingerie. - : Flowers of different kinds and col- ors are seen together. Sopa Foulard is coming in for something of its old-time popularity, 1 Linings must be as soft as they can be made and as clinging. The popularity of the embroidery robe is more marked than ever be- fore. Veils are many of them more ex- treme in the size of the mesh than ever. Tiny white linen buttons are used on the new linen suits and house gowns, Black and black and white both promise to be fashionable veiling colors. Marquisettes, linen homespuns, all now appear in checks, both gun club and shepherd. An odd fancy of the moment is the use on dressy toilettes of bells of var- nished leather. The hexagon mesh is the veiling most often met with, whether the veil be fine or coarse. The soft serges and cashmere are used to build traveling costumes for the warm days. Hand embroidery and pretty laces are the dominant notes in many of the new blouses. : Nets are again much liked for transparent undersleeves and guimpe purposes in frocks. A new lace grenadine, more often Browned Onions.—Select onions of uniform size; peel, drop into salted boiling water and cook until tender, but not broken. Lift out of the water and stand in a baking dish. On the top of each onion lay a thin strip of breakfast bacon and stand in a hot oven until the bacon is crisp and the called “net” than grenadine, is shown among the new materials. Narrow silk fringe is used to edge ‘many of the new straw hats, the ef- fect being to soften the face. Billows of fluffy materials and cob- webby laces enhance nearly every lin- gerie frock now being shown. It seems that the rabat is to have another successful season, since it appears as a coat, dress and blouse decoration. : A great deal of soutache braiding appears on the dressy broadcloth coats for children of from three to seven years. The scarf, first intended as a light covering for the head, now has devel- oped into a wrap sufficient for protec- tion from head to knee. Mercerization has reached an art, and the silky appearance given by it raises some of the erstwhile humble trimmings 'to a prominent place. A —————————— Turkish Justice. All the readers of the ‘Thousand and One Nights” are familiar with the manner in which the Oriental magistrates dispensed justice, with more regard to equity than to law. Instances of the same kind are not wanting in modern Turkey. Not long ago a Turk, while repair- ing a roof, fell into the street upon a wealthy old man, who was killed, without any serious damage happen- ing to the workman. The son of the victim caused the workman to be ar- rested and taken before a magistrate, with whom he used all his influence to have the poor man condemned; and, though the innocence of the la- borer was clearly established, nothing could pacify the son but the law of retaliation. The Magistrate thought awhile, and then gravely decreed that the workman should be placed exactly upon the spot where the old man had stood. “Now,” said he to the son, “you will go on the roof of the house, fall | down upon this man, and kill him if yeu can.” It is needless to add that the son declined to do anything of the sort, and accordingly the case was dis- missed.—Harper’s Weekly. His First Train Ride. During the early hours of Sunday morning a long and lank native boarded Frisco train No. 104 for his first ride on the cars, his destination | being Kansas City. He was decidedly nervous, but was determined not to show ‘it and attempted to cultivate an ‘air of familiarity with the sur- roundings. his grip on the floor and braced him- self against the side of one of the | | plush chairs. “Won’t you have a seat, sir?” asked the perter. ; hr “Nope,” the young man answered, “Dad cuts m’ hair-an’ I shave m’self.” —~Saline County (Mo.) Citizen. He sought a position inj the middle of the chair car, placed ‘has in store for us. ~ HER MAJESTY THE HEN. . The hen is the finest piece of machinery in the world. —Speaker at the Connecticut Dairymen’s Convention. : h, man may build an aeroplane To frivol through the sky On fragile wing, like a feathered thing, Astounding to the eye; And this machine may soar serene From here to Winnipeg To stand the test, but do its best It cannot lay an egg— No, it’s all in vain for an aeroplane To try to lay an egg. Oh, man may build a dynamo To move a train of cars, Or gild the night with rays of light As brilliant as the stars; Its wondrous force may beat the horse Regarding strength of leg: Oh, great we know is the dynamo, But it cannot lay an egg— No, you can bet no motor yet Has ever laid an egg. Oh, statesmen great may preach and prate, And poets may decant Their peevish plaint, and painters paint, nd good reformers rant. Yes, we may strain until we drain Ambition to the dreg, ! But though we try until we die We cannot lay an egg. Pooh, pooh to men! Tt takes a hen To lay one little egg. —Paul West, in the New York World. “Why can’t they base a grand Jpera upon an American theme?” “We have no peasantry to introduce as a chorus.” ‘Ring in a chorus of ultimate consumers.” — Louisville Courier-Journal. “Johnny, can you tell us why Washington is called the Father of His Country?” ‘’Cause he walked the floor a good many nights when it was still young, I guess.”—Chicago Record-Herald. I stole a kiss the other night, o-day my conscience pricks me some. I think T’ll have to go around And put it where I got it from. ; —Boston Transcript. Nervous Suitor — “I-er-wish to marry your daughter, sir!’”’ Parent —‘“Well, my boy, hadn’t you better see her mother first?” Nervous Suit- or—‘‘I have, sir, and—er—er—1I still wish to marry your daughter.”’— Punch. “I believe,” said the blunt individ- ual, “in speaking my mind and call- ing a spade a spade.” ‘Yes,” replied Miss Cayenne. ‘Many are that way. The tendency is what corrupts the vocabularies of so many parrots.”’— ‘Washington Star, “And before I accepted him,” Miss Passay was saying, “I asked him if he would love me when I was old.” “The idea!” exclaimed Miss Bright; “why if he proposed to you he had already proven that, hadn’t he?’— Catholic Standard and Times. “One good way ter git thoo’ dis ol” worl’,” said Brother Williams, “is to | never shoulder mo’n you kin tote.” “Think anybody does dat?” “I'm sho’ of it, an’ den dies f’um grief kaze dey got ter leave half of it by de road side!’—Atlanta Constitution. “The world’s against me,” he exclaimed; “It will not see my worth.” But still the world wagged on, and did Not know he was on earth.” —DBirmingham Age-Herald. + “TI hope you will be interested in yonder gentleman,” said the hostess. “I have assigned him to take you out to dinner.” “I shall be,” responded the lady addressed. ‘That gentleman was formerly my husband, and he’s behind with his alimony.”’—Louis- ville Courier-Journal. The editor looked at the poet. “Didn't you bring me these verses in the spring of 1891?” he asked. “I did,” replied the poet, ‘and you told me to put ’em on ice. They've been in cold storage ever since.”’— Cleveland Plain-Dealer. Father—‘“Whatbecame of the mis- sionary society that you girls were so interested in a few months ago?” Mildred—*“It had a horrible ending, papa, and we finally had to disband. Do you know, as soon as we got those poor people in the slums washed up and interested they insisted on join- ing the society themselves.”’—Puck. WORDS OF WISDOM. In looking ahead it is just as well not to be too previous. ° The trouble with the fellow who takes his own part is that he always wants more. : Regret for the past is efficacious only when it influences the future. The under dog usually gets our sympathy, but we are all apt to hit the pillow when it is down. The woman who knows most about ‘how to manage a husband is the woman who has never had one. The man who takes a chance can’t .afford to stop and consider whether it belongs to him or not, The nearest approach to happiness that some people ever acquire is not to be as miserable as they were yes- terday. 5 We never know what the future Many a girl doesn’t know what her own name will be a year hence.—From “Musings of a Gentle Cynic,” in the New York Times. Ee TEU / _o \\KITCHEN cares // 1892 PURE\SPUN ALUMINUM waRE CHEE . h AND TEMPER says Say Good i “Good Morning” to i Bye" for- a millon happy housewives who have found kitchen satis. faction in the only ware that will not break, scale or rust, | | nor scorch the mostda fe ever to cooking | troubles by throwing away your old rust.. ing, corroding and scaling iron, tin and! enamel utensils. Re.’ place them with |" ¢ "1892" Spun Aluminum are. IT IS GUARANTEED IT'S WORT FOR 25 YEARS HILE TO NOW ON EXHIBITION J. T. LUCAS, Moshannon, pa. VESTIGATE » How to Build Fire in a Cook Stove 1st. 2nd. Empty the Ash-pan. Take off one or two griddles, (and the short spider over the fire, if necessary) and with a stiff poker, rake down all fine ashes, even to the grate. Pick out all large ‘‘chunks” (not clinkers, for Cannel-Coal nai no clinkers) and you are then ready to start the re. Use DRY kindling, light it in the way it suits best. and let it burn for a few minutes, (until you get the tea-kaettle filled, then place a few lumps on the fire, and let it burn until a good fire is secured, afterward fire in the usual way. 3rd. 4th. A pair of Cotton Gloves is an excellent thing to wear while mak- ing a fire. Always keep the Ash-pan from getting TOO FULL. Keep the stove, pipe and chimney clear of soot; the tubes of all boilers have to be cleaned frequently. : If any dirt is made in building a fire, clean it up immediately : and do not blame the coal for making dirt—all coal is re in a in Follow these instructions and vou will have no trouble to bu BEST coal, for household use. y rn the For sale by, WM. H. LUCAS, Moshanaon, Pa. GET THE GATE KEY AT MY HOUSE, : = . : House Cleaning and Fur- = = n | nishing Time Is Here. Now is when the house-wife will go all over the house, and dust the accu- mulations of the winter's coal burning. She will find that so many articles need replacing with new ones. We wish to let all know that we have just what will be needed for the purpose. To enumerate a few articles only: Cur- tain Rods, Curtain Fixtures, Picture ‘Wire, Moulding Hooks, Clothes Bas- kets, Chair Seats, Hat and Coat Racks, Salt Boxes, China, Crockery, Glassware, Toilet Sets, Etc. The most important of all is, we have all these goods at the right price. We mark the price all in plain figures and have but one price to all customers. We find that it makes us too much trouble and very unsatis- factory to the public, to work price’ with the percentage off plan. ‘See Our Nlustrated Bulletin For Bargains. ~ COME AND SEE ; MOSHANNON, PA.