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. Testimony in a Brooklyn divorce
suit brought out the story of a mid-
night beefsteak dinner followed by a
dance till dawn, the night's “lark”
continuing with an automobile break- :
fast party in the park. = To such
lengths is the search for new sensa-
tions to whet jaded appetites carried.
But the more the amusements are di-
versified- the more the divorce suit at
the end remains the same regular fix-.
ture.—New York World.
Not an Inch of Healthy Skin Left.
“My little son, a boy of five, broke
out with an itching rash. Three doc-
tors prescribed for him, but he kept
getting worse until we could not dress
him any more. They finally advised
me to try a certain medical college,
but its treatment did no good. At
the time I was induced to try Cuti-
cura he was so bad that I had to cut
his hair off and put the Cuticura Oint-
ment on him on bandages, as it was
impossible to touch him with the bare |
hand. There was not one square inch
of skin on his whole body that was
not affected. He was one mass of
sores. The bandages used to stick to A hi
ferred.
his skin and in removing them it used
to take the skin off with them, and
the screams from the poor child were
heartbreaking. I began to think that
he would never get well, but after the
second application of Cuticura Oint-
ment I began to see signs of improve-
ment, and with the third and fourth
applications the sores commenced to
dry up. His skin peeled off twenty
times, but it finally yielded to the
treatment. Now I can say that he is
entirely cured, and a stronger and
healthier boy you never saw than
he is to-day, twelve years or more
since the cure was effected. Robert
Wattam, 1148 Forty-eighth St., Chi-
cago, Ill., Oct. 9, 1909.”
‘Nearly ten thousand beds in London
hospitals are daily occupied by the
sick and maimed poor.
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Nut Wafers.
Beat two eggs and cream, with
them a half pound brown sugar. Add
a rounded tablespoonful and a half
flour sifted with a quarter teaspoon-
ful baking powder and a saltspoonful
salt. Add also a cupful walnut or
pecan meats broken in small pieces
«0nd a teaspoonful vanilla. Drop the
mixture on to buttered tins, put a
whole nut meat on the top of each
cake and bake about five minutes in
a. brisk oven.—Emma Paddock Tel-
ford, in the New York Telegram,
Nut Cookies.
‘Use for these little cakes a cupful
hickory nuts or any other nut pre-
Rub to a cream one pound
light brown sugar and one cupful lard
and butter mixed. Add two well-
beaten eggs, one cupful sour milk
into which a rounded teaspoonful
soda has been beaten, the cupful nuts
and flour, a little at a time until the
dough is stiff enough to roll out.
Roll thin, cut in circles or any fancy
shape desired, place on a well-greased:
pan and bake in a quick oven for
four or five minutes.—Emma Pad-
dock Telford, in the New York Tele-
gram.
—
Stuffing For Turkey.
Boil the kidney, heart and liver
until very tender, letting the water
boil away until there is about one-
half cup left; chop very fine into two
onions, add ten or twelve crackers,
chopped with two ‘large boiled pota-
toes; mix the water and a cup of
milk and an egg together and stir in
the chopped part, adding more milk
if necessary, for you want it quite
thin; then add pepper, salt and sage
to taste and dots of butter. Of course
you will have to keep adding boiling
water to the giblets, as it boils away.
—Mrs. Mary E. Robinson, in the Bos-
ton Post.
Hollandaise Sauce.
This is particularly good to serve
with boiled fish. Mix in a bowl two
tablespoonfuls butter, a teaspoonful
lemon juice, a bit of bay leaf, a half
dozen whole black peppers and if the
butter is fresh a saltspoonful salt.
Add a cupful stock or water and the
juice of a lemon. Place the bowl in
‘a pan of hot water and stir until the
butter melts. Take from the fire and
stir a little of the warm mixture into
the well beaten yolk of three eggs.
When mixed, gradually add the re-|
mainder of the sauce, return to the
fire and stir steadily until thickened.
Add another tablespoonful of butter
The sauce is the founda-
tion for lobster sauce or oyster sauce.
Add to a pint of Hollandaise the
chopped meat of one lobster craw
and half the meat of one lobster
pounded to a paste with the last table-
spoonful butter to be added.
oyster sauce add a dozen and a half
oysters that haye been scalded in
their own liquor to a pint of the Hol-
landaise. Do not add too much of the
oyster liquor, as the sauce must not
be too thin.—New York Telegram.
Creamed cauliflower, served in
green shells, makes a dish as tasty
as it is satisfying to the eye.
To prevent eyeglasses ‘steaming’
in cold weather, rub with vaseline
and polish with a silk handkerchief.
A baker says that a cupful of liquid.
yeast is equivalent to half a com-
pressed yeast cake, or whole dry yeast
cake.
If one needs a door stop and there
is not! one at hand, a large spool,
nailed in position, will answer every
purpose. ; No
Oyster cocktails are sometimes
served in small grapefruit shells or in
paper. shells. The effect is decidedly
pleasing. :
To remove odor of fish or onions
from the frying pan, put in vinegar
and heat until scalding, and then
wash out.
For creaming butter or butter and
sugar, a perforated spoon will be
found more convenient than a fork or
the hand.
A spoonful of whipped cream is a
tasty addition to any cream soup.
Add it to the top of the cup just be-
fore serving. :
Ink stains on handkerchiefs and
other cloths may often be soaked out
in milk, but the sooner they are deal! |
with the better. i
Use butter rather than milk: if po-
‘| diate use, it will freshen much more
| tatoes, pare and slice them thick and
For |
| visit or someone from out of town
[ mer ‘makes them soggy, and nothing
is worse than milky mashed potatoes.
‘To remove iron rust from white
material wet the goods with lemon
juice, rub on salt, and put out in the
it again.
If salt fish is required for imme-
quickly if soaked in milk instead of
water. Sour milk will answer as well
as sweet.
* In baking biscuits have the oven
quite hot at first, but lower the tem-
perature just a little before the bis-
cuits are ready to take out. This will
add materially in making the biscuits
light. :
Cold boiled spinach moulded in
individual forms may be served with
a'rim of shredded lettuce as a salad.
Dress lightly with oil and vinegar and
put a little mayonnaise on the top of
each form.
To use up the cold boiled sweet po-
fry them in butter. When they are
brown sprinkle them with a little
lemon juice and sugar and let the
sugar melt over them.:
Who Pays Advertising Cost?
A merchant whom we will call
Marks, because that is not his name,
does no advertising. ‘He pays .a
monthly rent of $50, and $125 per
month in salaries to two salesmen,
about $25 per month for lights, and
about $100 for other expenses—a
total of about $300 a month. On av-
erage days he seels one hundred arti-
cles at an average gross profit of fif-
teen cents. In twenty-six days his
gross profit is about $390, and after
deducting his $300 expenses he has.
$90 to cover his interest and his own
time.
In the same town on another street,
but no better located, is another mer-
chant whose name we will call Jones.
He employs one more clerk and his
expenses, otherwise approximately
the same as Marks’, are $350 per
month; but he spends $25 a month
for advertising—or a total of $375 a
month, At the end of the month
Jones finds that he has sold 200 arti-
cles a day at a profit of $30, or $780
for the month, Deduct his expenses
and he has $530 for his own services
and to cover the interest on his in-
vestment, as against Marks’ $90.
Did. Jones or his customers have
‘to pay that $25 for advertising?
Certainly neither of them did.
Then who? to
The clerks stood part of it because
they sold twice as many goods as
Marks’ salesmen did. The landlord
stood part of it because he received
no more rent. The electric light man
and the coal man stood a part, for
they got no more out of it because
more goods were sold.
Advertising is not an expense. It
is an economy, like insurance, or heat
or rent. ri
This is true of any line of mer-
chandising, or any business with fixed
expenses. The only man who gets
the worst of the deal is Marks, who
doesn’t believe in advertising, for he
‘has ‘to help pay Jones’ advertising
bills in lost trade.
All the Accessories.
‘William T. Stead, the editor of the
English Review of Reviews, tells the
‘story of an Irishman who applied to
one of his friends for a position as
coachman.
“You know, Pat, if I engage you I
shall expect you to do things by com-
bination. For instance, if I tell you
to bring the carriage ‘round at a
given time, I shall expect the horses
with it and driving gloves, etc.”
“Yes, sorr,” said Pat.
He was duly engaged and gave
satisfaction. One day his master
came to him, telling him to look sharp |
and go for a doctor, as his mistress
was ill. Pat was gone for a long
time, ahd on his master grumbling
at him for his delay, he said, ‘Sure
they're all here, sorr.”
“All here!” said
“What do you mean?”
“Didn’t you tell me to do things
by combination?”
“What's that got to do with it?”
said the master. ©
“Well,” said Pat, “I’ve got the doc-
tor, the parson and the undertaker.”
—Judge.
the master.
Wants Local News.
Every newspaper wants to publish
the news. The better the paper the
more prosperous it will be.
news items are especially hard to run
down. How many times have you, |
dear reader, been approached by the
newspaper man for an item of news
and told him that you knew nothing
of interest. Probably at the same
time your family were away on a
was visiting at your home, Of course
you don’t mean to deceive the scribe,
yet when you receive your paper you
wonder why your family or friends
were not mentioned. A good way to
‘avoid all of this is to kindly inform
us of the facts or drop a note in the
postoffice. The one. item may not
amount to much, but several columns.
of such news. is the life of a local
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] Wheat Production.
For the years 1808 to 1907 Great
Britain has produced 32.6 bushels of
wheat an acre, as against 13.9 in this
country and 9.3 in Russia, which
‘makes the poorest showing of the large
wheat-growing countries.
Many Children Are Sickly.
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Poetic Interpretation.
When the staff poet of the Washing-
ton Star begins with “down in the
earth, mid prehistoric gloom in cav-
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he must be describing the cave of the
senate finance committee, where one-
half of a dinky little state with about
1,000 square miles of territory makes
the laws for the United States and its
island possessions—Louisville Courier-
Journal. \ :
. (Elven the girl with a rosebud mouth
can give a withering smile,
Afraid of Ghosts
Many people are afraid of ghosts.
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the germ is a fact, If the germ could
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car’t be avoided. They are in the air we breathe,
~ the water we drink.
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- sleep is broken, it is time to guard
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Bogus Nickels Utilized. ;
So many counterfeit nickels are
dropped in the fareboxes of a New
York street railway company that the
lead realized when they are melted
down makes an appreciable item im
the revenue of the road.
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French lights are the best along the
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posted low, close to the water line,
and so do not mislead like the Italiam .
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They have the best lenses, and are al-
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Big Agricultural Department.
In half a century the United States
department of agriculture has growm
from a mere beginning to an instite-
tion with over 11,000 employes. Con-
gress supplies it with an annual in
come for its expenditure in the neigh-
borhood of $15,000,000, while half as
much more is spent by the states im
their agricultural experiments, colle-
ges and experiment stations. Of its
employes, nearly 3,000 are scientists,
hundreds are administrative officers
and thousands are clerks and helpers.
There are a dozen bureaus, ranging in
expenditures from $60,000 to $4,000,
000.—Kansas City Star. :
Mr. Justice Darling, referring to ill
nesses contracted by kissing microbe-
laden Bibles, remarked: “It is my
opinion that a large number of peo-
ple who commite perjury are punished
in no other way.”
Yet the ghost is a fancy and
When there is a deficiency of
_ vital force, languor, restlessness, a sallow cheek,
a hollow eye, when the appetite is poor and the
Paris has 50,000 cafes.
Few people
be magnified
Germs
establish it-
against the germ. You can