18 Deprived of Light and Heat, | Renters Are Given Rebate Berlin, Nov. 21. —Rentpayers of Berlin who are unable to obtain heat or light owing to the shortage of coal will receive a rebate of that proportion of their rent which or dinarily would pay for these com "MUNYON'S GREAT GIFT REMEDIES TO BE GIVEN AWAY ABSOLUTELY FREE 5,000 Bottles of Munyon's Guaranteed Rheumatism Remedy Will Be Dis tributed From Kennedy's Medicine Store 321 Market St. Harrisburg, Pa. DISTRIBUTION STARTS TODAY Duke Munyon, of the Munyon's. H. H. Remedy Co., is In Harrisburg , for the purpose of proving that they j have an almost infallible remedy for ; Rheumatism. They propose to give j away this remedy absolutely free. , This proposition is certainly a | fair one. They do not ask the peo ple to invest one penny. On the 1 contrary, they invite everybody to j call for a free bottle. Even the j greatest skeptics must admit that! this Is a fair and generous proposi- j tlon. Munyon's Remedies are sold 1 throughout the civilized world and they claim that Munyon's Rhcunia- ; tlsm Remedy has cured more rheu- ' matlcs than all the medicines "that have ever been compounded. Frqpi the testimonials that have I been published from thousands, it I would seem that their statements are | fully justified. They certainly must know that this Remedy will do all that they claim for it or they would not distribute it free. Column after column of testimon ials have been published in the lead ing papers from well-known citizens i who have been cured by Munyon's ! Rheumatism Remedy. These reme- I dies are guaranteed under the Pure j Food and Drug Raw and they state ] that they positively contain no j opium, cocaine, morphine or other harmful drugs. They claim that Munyon's Rheu matism Remedy relieves all rheuma tic pains in from three to five hours and generally cures before one bot tle has been taken. It cures by neutralizing the uric acid. They especially invite those : who have what is called chronic • rheumatism and all those who have ! stiff and swollen Joints and are un able to walk without a cane to get a free bottle and see how quickly this remedy will limber up the Joints ami take away all aches and pains. In addition to Munyon's Rheuma tism Remedy, they have prepared the following list of remedies, which are for sale by all druggists, mostly for 30 cents a vial. A Relief For Every Disease Munyon's Dyspepsia Remedy pos itively cures all forms of indtges- Itton and stomach trouble. Price, 130 c. [ Munyon's Cold Remedy prevents pneumonia and breaks up a cold in [a few hours. Price, 30c. Munyon's Cough Remedy stops , coughs, night sweats, allayf soreness , and speedily heals the lungs. Price, . 30c. Munyon's Kidney Remedy speed ily cures pain in the back, loin or J groins and all forms of kidney dis- 1 ease. Price, 80c. Munyon's Nerve Remedy curbs all j the symptoms of nervous exhaustion. ' such as depressed spirits, failure of! memory, restless and sleepWs l nights, pain in the head and diz/i- j ness. It stimulates anjl strength-1 ens the nerves and is a wonderful tonic. Price, 30c. Munyon's Asthma Remedy and Herbs relieve Asthma in three min utes and cure permanently. Munyon's Headache Reqjedy stops headache in three minutes. Price, 80c. Munyon's Female Remedies are a boon to all women. Price, 30c. Munyon's Blood Remedy eradi cates all impurities of the blood. Price. 30c. Munyon's pile treatment positive ly corrects all forms of piles. Price, 60c. Munyon's V'.talizer restores lost power to weak men. Price, 11.20. Munyon's Marrowbone Tonic Tab lets will build you up, sharpen your nppetie, help assimilate your food. Increase the number of red cells In your blood, filling you with energy and endurance and strengthen your system, thereby enabling you to throw off colds and disease. Price, $1.20. A separate remedy for each dis ease. At all druggists, mostly 30c. Tour druggist will present you free with a copy of the "Ouide to Health," a valuable little medical publication that should bcrMn every home. Come In and have a chat with Duke Munyon, of the Munyonfs H. H. Remedy Co., at Kennedy's Medi cine Store, 321 Market street, Har risburg, Pa. ROMAN AUTOMOBILE CO. 231 N. Broad St. No business grows of Itself. Whether It falls or succeeds la up to the persons who patron ise It. And so our moriug Into blggef and better quarters had Its reason in our largely In creasing customers that a man knew be would get a de pendable car here at a price lower than he would pay any where In the United States. Roadsters, Limousines, Touring Cars 1000 to Pick From, $250 up Easy Terms See Us, Save Money ROMAN AUTO CO. 231 N. Broad St., Phila. Send for Our New Catalog Today Lire Agents Wanted. Write Us. I I FRIDAY EVENING, forts. A Berlin ministry has ap pointed a commission to determino the sum which shall be credited to the rentpayers. "STII.L THEY CAME FORWARD" A company of white troops 111 the i trenches had been enduring a severe gassing for several days when they were finally relieved by a company, of negroes. A German prisoner, captured shortly after, was asked how the Yankes fought, and replied: "Ve gassed dem und ve gassed dem till dey vas black in der face, und still dey came forward." —American Legion Weekly. CHALLENGED HIS CREDULITY A critic was discussing John Sing er Sargent, the artist, with Chauncoy 'Depew and remarked: "They say he painted a cobweb pn a ceiling once and it was so natural that the maid wore herself out try ing to brush it off." "What you say about the natural ness of the cobweb may be perfectly true" retorted Depew "but there never was any such maid I'm sure." —Pittsburgh Chronicle-Tclegrtph. STARTLING Hinkey—Hello, old scout! haven't seen you in an age What are you doing now? Dinkey—Going to take a party to Europe next week. Hinkey—Great—why, er-r, you're still married, aren't you? Buffalo Press. ENOUGH TO MAKE ONE SICK "What's the matter, old top? You look sick." "I've just undergone & serious operation." "Appendicitis?" "Worse than that, I had my al lowance cut off.,, Portland Ex press. REVENGE Waiter —Porterhouse steak and 1 make it small and tough. Chef (in surprise)— Why small and i tough? Walter —Tho guy who ordered It used to be my second lieutenant.—! Home Sector. J it I The box §W-. i,6,0s M Opal jar £* I inside Be sure to get real Resinol If you want to get rid of eczema, pimples, or other distressing skin eruption, you will accept no "sub stitute" for Resinol. Preparations similar in name or appearance are not "just the same as Resinol." , Although ajru' unscrupulous deal ers may offer them < or for Res inol, they are often crudely made, of little healing power, and some may even be dangerous to use. Buy in the original blut package. Resinol is never sold in bulk IF KIDNEYS AND UgBOTHEI Take Salts to Flush Kidneys and Neutralize Irritating Acids Kidnoy and Bladder weakness re sult from uric acid, savs a noted au thority. The kidneys filter this acid from the blood and pass it on to the bladder, where it often remains to irritate and inflame, causing a burning, scalding sensation, or set ting up an irritation at the neck of the bladder, obliging you to seek relief two or three times during the night. The sufferer is in constant dread, tho water passes lometimea with a scalding sensation and is very profuse; again, there is difficulty in avoiding it. Bladder weakness, most folks call it, because they can't control urina tion. While It Is extremely annoy ing and sometimes very painful, this is really one of the most simple ali ments to overcome. Get about four ounces of Jad Salts from your pharmacist and take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before break fast, continue this for two or three days. This will neutralize the acids lt> the urine so it no longer is a source of irritation to the bladder and urinary organs, which then act normally again. Jad Salts Is inexpensive, harmless, and is made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice, combined with lith la, and is used by thousands of folks who are subject to urinary disorders caused by uric acid irritation. Jad Salts is splendid for kidneys and causes no bad effects whatever. Here you have a pleasant, effer vescent, lithla-water drink, which quickly relieves bladder trouble. NUXATED _IRON_ ! . VIM j PU NCH ENERGY -■ HEALTH _ ' POWER j. 3.ooo,ooo people use /las a Tonic . Strength and Blood-Builaer i STEAMER LETTER MADE BOYS HAPPY 1 Fourteen Different Missives Written by Miss Hamill Welcomed on Transports I The Telegraph herewith publishes j one of a series of what were known during the war as steamer letters. These letters were distributed among the soldiers ou army transports by war workers in order to amuse und divert the doughboys on their tire some trip over. This particular one, railed the "Small Sister" letter, is one of the fourteen written by Miss Llla A. Hamill, of Harrisburg: "Dear Brother Bob: "The family is in the library writ i ing you steamer letters. 1 urn or- j dered out 'cause sister Anne said j "you are too young to write a , steamer letter and hear family com ments." "1 am in the best room in the house—your room. And 1 have your dictionary. Now 1 am ready to spell anything. Daddy promised to en close my letter. That's one on Bis. Anne will not censor it. She is crasy about correct English and you kuow after she would read my letter there wouldn't be any letter. "Heaps o' folks come before Peggy but I, too, have some important things to write you. "Jack and Ned and sister Betty are now in France and you will soon sail. Mother Is very well. Her head is very high—the American way—while her heart Is aching for her four children In this ghastly (isn't that a great word Bob?) war. Then father —all I can tell you, he is the proudest "Dad" in Pennsylvania. | Anne is a Jewel in everything shs I tackles. She is too much for me. j I will never reach her. So 1 can't i write about her. You see 1 am num ber seven in family valuation. But your Peggv has some things to I write, dear to you, to give you happy thoughts. "Do you remember how you could | make better soldiers than the other fellows? You could take a piece of wood and with your penknife make soldiers that would sicken and chill even old Kaiser Bill. Y'ou will make the best human soldier I know. Y'ou and I played toy soldiers —and now 'tis not playing. 'Tis real war. I | want to be big and do big things. | And I know 1 can when I have a loyal brother Bob. Every time that old lump comes up in my throat since you are gone—-I say Peggy, you weak little pill. And then 1 swallow and swallow until It goes down aemewhere. "Listen—X had the best fight with my chum Teddy. He said "his brother Bill would go "Over the Top" before my brother Bob. 1 wrecked his face. It looked like that berry pie on our last fishin' trip. Y'ou bet Anne punished me, but I am glad I trimmed him 'cause his remark was a slam on you. "I am knitting for the soldiers like a machine gun. Anno rips out but I rip in and I hope to finish a scarf and sweater soon. Are you proud of Peggy? But the best I am doing constantly and can do as sin cerely and almost as devoutly as mother, —praying for you, Bob dear. "Don't worry about your dog Racer. You know I will care for him —perhaps too tenderly. When I need you heaps, I close my eyes, wrap my arms around your Racer's neck and hug him until 1 almost wreck him. And your chickens. . 'Spose I'm too attentive to them since you are gone. X stuff them with feed (war prices too) until they roll. And all your old pipes. 1 cleaned them. Gee whizz, Bob but they were strong. But I cleaned - them like a soldier cleans his boots. i "Dorothy's brother was home last weekend from Washington. Dorothy said "he cannot go to France 'cause he is needed in office." X told Dor othy (after he was gone) he is a "Chair Cootie." She thrashed me until I was crippled for two hours. I Y'ou cannot blame her for beating i me and you cannot blame me for ■("telling her the truth." Of course J Anne punished me and said 'twas an ignoble (whatever that is) re * mark. i "My heart Is so full of love and • honest pride for you Bobsie, that I fear It will soon explode. We prom g ised to not let you see tears In our j eyes at parting, but you could not I see the tears In our hearts, i "Here's a Peggy hug and here's i love—real love. Your own rompln', ! rippin', lovln' PEGGSIB. "Lost word—Heavens, Bob, you'll ! be a rich man when you return. | Y'ou own a flood of 'chicks.' Ar j rived to-day. Can't count 'em. "PEG." HELPIXG THE AUTHOR j Jones—Well, did you get a check | from your publishers? | Bones —Yes, Just a card saying "Give us a rest!" —Cartoons Maga | zine. Society Girl, War Narse in Paris, Who Will Be Air Service Man's Bride - -- MIBS {CATHERINE B. THAW Unusual interest is being taken by society in the coming wedding of Miss {Catherine B. Thaw, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Alexander Blair Thaw, of New York and Philadel phia, and Oord Meyer, of New York and Great Neck, L. 1., son of the late Cord Meyer. During the war she was a nurse In the Blake Hospital, ' Paris, and Mr. Meyer was in the untied States air service. < HARRISBtTRG t®S§B>S TELEGRAPH CUPID'S RIGHT BOWER IN A. E. F. DISCOVERED That cheery, plump, young fellow whose business pertains to the tying —and frequently tangling—of true lover's knots, has. thanks to the war, ucquired an able and experienced assistant. Dan Cupid, according to statistics, went overseas with our gallant Army while his assistant re mained at home to look after heart interests in this country. He is a quiet young man, this sec retary of Cupid's, and the delicate scent of orange blossoms and the faint tinkling of wedding bells per vade his well-ordered office at 461 Fourth avenue, New York city. Whether Deo P. Begley, head of the Knights of Columbus Matri monial Bureau, has any romantic il lusions about the work, fs a matter of doubt. He regards it as a job. The little God of Dove had a busy time In the quaint villages where our boys were stationed, for every body knows that congenial com panionship and proper stage-settings are conducive to romance. Is It any wonder, then, that many a home sick lad responded to the sympa thetic kindness of a pretty little Ally? And when he proposed, and the answer was a shyly whispered "oui," his Joy was boundless. Parents Satisfied But —an amazing number of those charming French girls were the possessors of stern parents who, while regarding the Yankees with appreciative admiration, neverthe less Insisted upon knowing some thing about the family and char acter of the would-be bridegrooms. The young man who aspired to the daughter's hand must prove himsolf. No, his army rating counted for nothing. Ho must be vouched for by those who were well acquainted with him—by those who knew htm better than the Government —before he could carry off the daughter of the household as his bride. What could a poor boy do? Watchful waiting, heartfelt sighs, appeared to be his lot. The French government became interested in the situation und ap pointed Julien Knecht, brother of Dr. Marcel Knecht, French commis sioner, us their representative, as signing him the colossal task of ob taining information regarding the standing of American soldiers who Wl OLEOMARGARINE Guaranteed to please you for cookin^ ness of this favorite "spread" Take home a pound of Wilson's Certified Oleomargarine. Buy it of one of the good dealers named below. You are sure, /Wnfrft to be delighted with its fine, satisfying flavor. Use it at your table and in your baking and cooking. You take no chance— you make no experiment—our "money back" guarantee \ protects you and thou)* how good Wilton's Certified Oleomargarine it, | |6et a Package at lour Neighborhood Dealers 1 HARRISBURG 1M STEELTON fl En ARONSON J Chestnut St. Market BUDNICK A SINGER, IjjSH , m 1421 N.'dti, St. HXiLhBROS. M BEAR. R. 1718 Third St. 327 N/lYont Su' flHt I WEST FAIRVIEW Ji Vu riFRVFT \v A POMFIRO\ f fi, 8. CRANPORI), L. R. iyß {M Fourth A Woodbine St*. 2nd A Sts - 3rd A Blat* Road. tijjß 5| GROSS, NATHAN, MUELLER, L. PATfIT A 09 til 2015 N. flth St. 71' N. 3rd 8t kNO-LA |l IS ZARKER, FRANK XL TRIPNER. J. H. BLOSSER, O. W. ifl * 19tli A Pork Sts. 314 Broad St 253 Euola Road. RIB H M 2osb 3 Market st JOHIf MIDDLETOWN Iff Pi DANIEL, W. D. Rroad St Market WITMAN, M. G. fll W KRKBS A DEPI'EN 104 W - A,m Bt * L'M l 911 Cowdcn St MARCL & S E MF^ d U StA LEMOYNE M W SW ?3I ! nSt 11 7U. A Maclnjr Sta.' Jtorunoyne St H M STAUFFER, F. E. GORDON. A. Roasmoyne Sts. ffl 1543 walnut st. NEW CUMBERLAND m IH REICHERT, J. A. MORRIS. O. E. ftSM m 714 Race St sth A Muench Sta. ASTILVLKY. Eg 2 |S| PRO USER, 11. SMITH, J. P. Brd * ndge Sta. I*3 524 Clay 8t 2nd A Cumberland Sta. */f Al> VQVTT T I? if At M WEIS PURE FOOD STORES, LUTZ A SON JIL WLfVttl3 VILLL frgj IH 1313 Market St 1852-54 Dc'rry St WHITE, J. E. £JfeS {SI WEIS PURE FOOD STORES) LEVY FOOD STORE, BITTING, C. G. ffiffi (i 310 Broad St 1903 Derry St. Mimpnvp* tfßf Ml MEHRING, E. T. UPTOWN CUT RATE MARKET IVLArvllli 11A Kgl 13,5 Berry St. 6th A Cumberland Sta. SHILLOW, J. A. |H ' \ CLast ";4 XtyuA moAic 9°** yiatewtee* Jff| Ji 420 St Harriaburg, Pa. (|L desired to marry French women — the investigation to be made only where the tamlly of the Woman to be married applied either to the government authorities or the Knights of Columbus ift France. On the other hand, tho K. of C. Paris ottice sent information to New York concerning the girl and her relatives which was relayed to the folks of the soldier who contemplated matri mony. In all cases the soldier wus a willing party to the cross-investi gations. In no case would the Knights give their services unless either American or French parents had requested Information regard ing their prospective daughters and sons-in-law. And here is where the K. of C. renders first-aid to the lovelorn; turns the spotlight—most confiden tially—on the honor, morality and religion of the man In question; sends the desired information over the seas to Mr. Knecht, who, in turn, and also in strictest confidence, de livers the message to tho family who applied for same. The majority of cases have resulted in a wedding march, the bridal pair accompanied by the parental blessing. Headquarters In Paris 1 Mr. Knecht's office is at the Kngbts of Columbus headquarters in Paris, and It was through this or ganisation that Information regard ing future husbands of French wives was obtained. Each cose wus Indi vidually referred to the New York headquarters of the K. of C. by Mr. Knecht, where 'it was carefully tabulated and a special form com piled, requesting Information re garding the honor, morality and re ligion of the man mentioned, and was sent to the Grand Knight of the Council in which territory the sol dier lived. Oftentimes the quest seemed hopeless but the Knights were not easily daunted. In out-of-the-way sections of the country where no council was located, the blank was referred to the K. of C. State dep uty, who, after a thorough though fruitless search, passed the Inquiry on to the district deputy of the or ganization. In many cases the sol dier's home was in a particularly ; isolated spot and the Knights were obliged to seek the aid of the post master In locating the man. The matrimonial bureau Is not without Its humor and one can readily Imagine how Interesting the mail must be. 80 zealously do the Knights guard this correspondence that each letter is carefully tiled away from curious eyes. He has handled almost a thousand requests and has been able to report favor ably In nearly every Instance. Sur prisingly few fictitious names were given by the boys and only eight who desired to acquire foreign wives were already married. When information regarding a colored soldier reached Prance and he was accused of contemplating bigamy, he frankly admitted that of course he was married and had a fine wife and six children back home in Tennessee but he liked France and had hoped to settle down there with a new wife. Another boy, formerly a bell-hop In a Southern hotel, was astounded when glad tidings reached him—via the affectionate demonstrations of his prospective father-in-law —that he, a Yankee private, was now a rich man. Before the war he had purchased a small plot of ground In Oklahoma and although he was un aware of it. oil was being developed on property adjoining his holdings. They K. of C. reported the facts of, his sudden wealth, together with excellent accounts of the young man's character, and an elaborate wedding followed. So deeply do the authorities ap preciate the Invaluable service ren dered their people by this particular branch of the Knights of Columbus that the organization has been re peatedly and enthusiastically con gratulated by the French govern ment. HE ftAISED 'KM I "How did you got the turkeys the officer found In your possession?" [sternly asked the police magistrate. ••I—x—l raised 'em. your Honor," 'stammered the prisoner. "Tell me the truth." "That's the truth, your Honor." persisted the crlme-stalned creature. "T reached down through a hole in the roof."—The Continent. RUINOUS Madge—Gossip doesn's pay. Marjorie—l'm beginning to agree with you my dear. The last secret X heard cost me more that $2 for extra telephone tolls.—St. I,ouis Globe-Democrat. NOVEMBER 21, 1919 FTIiMS WILL, SHOW TRAINING | How o man blln