" When a Girl Harries" By ANN LISLE A New, Romantic Serial Dealing With the Absorbing Problem of a Girl Wife Copyright, 1919. King Feature Syndi- . cate. Inc. CHAPTER CCL.YXXVI "If that isn't just like a woman!" 1 exclaimed Jim uneasily, turning around with his tie slipped half way ! through the loop. "Why don't you 1 bow to the inevitable and call the whole blooming performance off? It isn't so important for us to keep our date with Phoebe and Xeal to night. The boy will save money and you'll save that sprained ankle of j yours. You can't jam it into any of ■ those fool slippers anyway." I gingerly withdrew my swollen foot from the third pair of slippers into which I had tried to force it. "No, I can't." I acknowledged. ; wincing with pain. "Just like a woman!" Jim mut tered again. "I'll call Xeal and tell him the party's off." 'I wouldn't disappoint the kiddies for anything!" I protested. 'l'll wear a pair of low-heeled sport oxfords and clothes to match. Of course I act just like a woman. Jim. Do you : expect me to conduct myself like a giraffe or a humming bird?" Iwanted this to make Jim smile and so to restore his mental balance. I Ever since his failure in breaking the news to Virginia that Pat was mak- i ing her a present of the old Harrison place. Jim had been irritable and mo-' rose. Jim's pride and Jeanie's had i clashed again and she had withdrawn ' from him in cold anger—the worst • kind. Brooding over that had driven Jim to the pass of nerves with which t I was now dealing. So I tried not to ' let it hurt me too much when he j whirled on me. jerking out curtly in i response to my effort at facetious- I ness: "Don't be so all-fired cute, Anne! J If you want to go out to a dinner '> dressed for a day at a country club have it your own way. But I've 1 started to dress like a civilized male and I'm not going to pull off my dress ' shirt and get into a soft one and sport things just to cater to your whims." "But it isn't a whim!" 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But I repressed my i thoughts and merely said: "I'll find some suitable shoes and i wear the violet chiffon." "All right," said Jim. completing 1 the black bow to his own satisfac j tion and shrugging his way into his i dinner coat. "I'll wait for you in: | the living room. Call a taxi when | you're ready." I He sauntered out, humming, "Love ' ; is love in ermine or tatters, dear, i Love is love and nothing else mat- j : ters, dear." And I rummaged 1 around until I found some old suede slippers into which, by dint or en j during a little pain. I could squeeze ;my foot. The rest of my preparations took only a few mindtes and pres- i | ently we were chugging off to meet j Phoebe and Neal our host and : hostess. Hardly had we finished our first course of cherrystone clams, when . Phoebe made a wrji little face and leaned toward Neal "Oh I shouldn't have eaten that j last clam." she whispered, going pale as she spoke. 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