TUESDAY EVENING, c HAJEtRISBURG TELEGRAPH MAY 20, 1919.
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TUESDAY, MAY 20, 1019
One on God's side is a majority—
Wendell Phillips.
DOLLARS FOR DOUGHNUTS
/ / T""v OLLARS to doughnuts" is an
II old bet; the new wager is
"dollars for doughnuts," and
it's a sure thing.
To-morrow, pretty girls, returned
soldiers and members of the Rotary
Kiwanis Clubs will sell dough
nuts on the street corners.
That's where the doughnuts come
in.
Those who pass the booths are ex
pected to buy doughnuts at prices
that would make a food profiteer
die of envy-
That's where YOU come in.
Of course, you know that these
doughnut sales are to raise money
for the Salvation Army. No use
making a point of that. But the
point to be emphasized is this—■
That if these young women, these
returned boys who enjoyed the boun
tiful blessings of Salvation Army
ministrations in France and these
very busy business and professional
men think enough of the Salvation
Army to give their time to help it
raise funds with which to carry on its
work, you can do no less than buy
the doughnuts they will offer for
sale.
It's perfectly clear, isn't it, that
you are going to buy doughnuts at
record breaking prices to-morrow?
It is?
Thank you.
VERY UNREASONABLE
SAMUEL D. SCHWARTZ, a Phila
delphia real estate dealer, writes
the Philadelphia Public Ledger
that—
"The postal service is rotten. The
good old days of the stage coach put
the present service in the shade."
Mr. Schwartz's grievance is that it
required a letter he mailed in Phila
delphia five days to get from a box
at Twenty-Ninth and Lehigh avenue
to Broad and Chestnut streets.
Mr. Schwartz is an' unreasonable
fault-finder. Why right here in Har
risburg we have evidence to prove
that a letter—Special delivery and
registered required nearly nine
days to go from Harrisburg to Wal
ter Reed hospital, just outside of
Washington, and yet the sender
raised no objection. Ho knew it
wouldn't help any.
What does Mr. Schwartz expect?
Does he imagine Mr. Burleson has
time to fool away getting a pesky
little two-cent letter from one part
of a city to another, especially when
the sender might have carried it to
its destination and thus saved the
postal department unnecessary ef
fort, not to mention two cents for
himself in postage? Mr, Schwartz
should know that the postal depart
ment is a very busy institution. It
is still trying to get out from under
the Christmas rush.
- TRANS-ATLANTIC FLYING
-OT even Columbus, sailing out
f\J upon an uncharted sea, dared
more or faced so many un
known perils as did the trans-
Atlantic fliers who so bravely steered
their frail barks out the air route over
the treacherous waters of the At
lantic, risking everything in an ef
fort to prove the possibility of flying
from America to Europe.
But their effort marks a tremen
dous step in the progress of trans
portation since the discoverer of
America set out in his three tiny
caravels to find a new world, and a
no less important development in
aeroplaning since Bleriot surprised
the world by performing the hair
raising feat of planing across the
English channel from France to
England. The whole world went
wild over the Frenchman's exploit,
but nobody at the time was hardy
enough to suggest a trans-Atlantic
flight and indeed it would have been
foolhardy to undertake such a Jour
ney In the flimsy machines of that
period.
There have been few sensational
tMevalonments in the science of flying
since, in October, 1902, the "Wright
brothers came into prominence by
gliding 622 feet at Kitty Hawk, their
flight being of fifty-nine seconds,
duration. From that time on it has
been merely a matter of experi
mentation and trial. Careful scien
tific investigation has brought the
art of flying step by step to its
present development, and we have
made only a beginning.
But great feats have been accom
plished in the air since Wilbur
Wright in 1908 broke all records by
remaining in the air two hours,
twenty minutes and twenty-three
seconds, and the trans-Atlantic at
tempt comes at a time when the
dare-devil adventures of our airmen
j along the French front have led us
, to believe that the aeroplane is as a
toy in the hands of the skilled avia
| tor and that almost any accomplish
j incnt is possible.
GO TO IT
T 1 HE Pottsville Republican, dis
cussing a bond issue for public
j improvements in that city, says:
Pottsville voters are going to
I be called upon soon to express
I their opinion as to the advisabil-
I ity of using the borrowing capac-.
ity of the municipality for the
purpose of carrying out a pro-
I gram of public improvements and
| the question is one of such vital
I importance to the city and every
j resident and property owner in it,
I that the matter must be given
| calm and careful consideration,
| with a mind open to be convinced
of the merits of the proposition.
Advice is cheap and most people
let it go in one ear and out the
other. In this instance we haven't
even been asked for an opinion, but
having in mind certain periods in
our own municipal history, we ven
ture a few remarks that may be, in
a general way, helpful to Pottsville.
Harrisburg in the past fifteen
years has spent millions of dollars
on public improvements. It has
floated numerous loans. It has no
regrets. It is happy in all that it
has done. The money Harrisburg
has put into public improvements
has been the best investment the
city ever made. It means to go right
along as it has been going. It is
even now developing another im
provement campaign.
That popular bugaboo, the "tax
rate," has not advanced to an un
reasonable degree. On the other
hand it can be shown very clearly
that Ilarrisburg's investments in
improvement enterprises have actu
ally, in many instances, increased the
revenues of the city by making pos
sible real estate developments that
brought about increased assessed
valuations and consequently turned
thousands of dollars into the city
treasury that otherwise would not
have been realized. But the biggest
dividend is in the satisfaction of a
public service well rendered and in
having made Harrisburg a better
place in which to live.
Harrisburg's advice to Pottsville,
or any other city hesitating as to
the wisdom of spending money upon
public improvements, is: "Be sure
you are right; then go ahead."
COMFORT IN MISERY
IT'S a sad world. Anybody can
prove that by five minutes' study
of his living expenses of the
present as compared with those of
four years back. But there is some
comfort, even in our present misery,
if we only carry our studies back a
half century or more, and put Civil
War prices side by side with those
we arc paying to-day.
We have it from the United States
Department of Labor that the prices
of 1919 are lower than those of the
war period of the early 'Sixties.
Says a bulletin just issued by that
branch of the Government:
A comparison of the course of
prices during the Civil War and
the present war shows many
points of similarity during the
two war periods. The course of
prices during the present period
Of readjustment and the corre
sponding period following the
Civil War show more points of
difference than of similarity.
During both wars the whole
sale prices of commodities in
general rose steadily through the
war period. The rise during the
Civil War period, taking the year
1860 as the base, runs up to a
somewhat higher level than the
rise during the present war. In
both wars building materials rose
in price, but they did not at
either time reach levels as high
as the price of other commodities.
But the most encouraging feature
of this price report is that, while
prices reacted more quickly after the
war than they have in the present
instance, the currency of the country
was on an unsound basis, con
ditions were panicky and there was
not such rock-ribbed confidence in
the future of the Nation's business
as there is to-day. In short, while
prices are high now, and likely to
remain high, we are on a much surer
footing than we were after the Civil
War and headed toward much
quieter waters. There are no indi
cations that the panic which fol
lowed the Civil War is to have any
repetition in the next eight or ten
years. Indications rather are for a
prolonged period of prosperity. So
we may as well cheer up and, instead
of having the blues over heavy
expenses, throw aside the family
ledger and go out determined to
make more money to meet the new
standards the war has set for us.
ECONOMICAL MEASURES
THE complaint of a Philadelphia
newspaper against the perma
nent location of the State Su
preme and Superior Courts tn Har
risburg, on the ground that it would
be more expensive than the present
arrangement, is so clearly a mis
taken notion that it is scarcely
worthy of attention.
To be sure, the holding of the
court sessions in Philadelphia would
be cheaper for Philadelphia lawyers,
but how about those from all the
other widely-scattered cities arfd
towns of the State who must journey i
long distances and put up at expen
sive hotels to attend court? And how
about the litigants?
The greatest good for the greatest
number must be considered in this
as in all other matters relating to
State government, and that being the
case Harrisburg is the logical loca
tion for the courts. It is easily reach
ed from any part of the Common
wealth. It is the railroad hub of
Pennsylvania. Thousands of dollars
a year in railroad fares alone would
be saved to lawyers and others at
tending court if the upper tribunals
sat permanently here. Unquestion
ably, the Hess bills are economical
measures and they should be passed.
IFOTI&CQ. LK
By the Ex-Committee men
The big fight of the session failed
to materialize In the House last
night because the Vickerman and
Fox bills to enforce the prohibition
amendment were withdrawn from
the stage at the request of Governor
William C. Sproul and the Ramsey
bill establishing what shall be the
alcoholic contents of a drink was
immediately after postponed. Every
thing was in readiness for a battle
last night and the three bills were
on special order when word reach
ed the "dry" leaders that the Gov
ernor thought it advisable to with
hold action for the present.
Hurried conferences were held
and an agreement reached, while
the "wet" members marshaled their
forces to slaughter the bills. From
all accounts the "wets" had about
enough strength to kill the two en
forcers as some' "dry" men were
absent and the death of John Mc-
Kay, of Luzerne, further weakened
them. When the bills came up their
sponsors moved postponement,
which was agreed to and then Mr.
Ramsey postponed his bill.
It is understood that the Governor
will assist in the passage of the
Vickerman and Fox bills when the
time comes to fight them through
and that he is against the Ramsey
bill.
Many Senators were in the House
to see what happened and events
which would have had material ef
fect on State politics were pre
dicted.
—The bills to establish the Su
preme and Superior Courts here are
being attacked by Philadelphia
newspapers who say some judges
are against them, but name no
names. The sentiment among law
yers as evinced by interviews favors
the bills and they are in line with
the Governor's plans for concentra
tion of the government here.
—Chairman Harry M. Showalter,
of the committee in charge, was
called to court at Lewisburg to-day
and no action will be taken this
week.
—The nomination of Secretary of
Agriculture Rasmussen was sent to
the Senate for a term (>f four years
from May 8 and immediately con
firmed. This was necessary under
the reorganization bill.
- —The Senators were not much in
clined to agree to fix a date for
adjournment to-day. They hold that
it should be thought over a while,
which means that nothing will be
done until the Philadelphia bills,
which are getting an airing to-day,
are disposed of.
—Dr. Thomas E. Finegan, the
Deputy Superintendent of Public In
struction of New York State, offer
ed the supcrintendency of public in
struction to succeed the late Dr.
Nathan C. Sehaeffer, is a vice-presi
dent of the National Educational
Association, an alumnus of Hamil
ton College and for ten years a New
York State official. He has been ac
tive in Presbyterian Church affairs
and noted as an educator. His ap
pointment will likely go to the Sen
ate to-morrow.
—Members of the House of Rep
resentatives were twice reproved by
Speaker Spangler for inattention
during roll calls during the evening
session. The members- were told
I hey were endangering their own
bills and told they must maintain
better order. Last week with over
150 members present the roll was
answered by only fifty-two and a
poll of the House ordered.
—The bill providing for a consti
tutional revision commission to be
named by the Governor will be
passed by the Legislature this week.
The measure was passed on second
reading in the House last night. It
has passed the Senate and is the
plan to deal with constitutional
questions this session. The Gov
ernor will name the commission.
—Considerable comment has been
caused among legislators and State
officials by a two column review of
the Sproul administration by the
Philadelphia North American. This
newspaper has been a staunch Sproul
supporter and while it criticises
some of the Sproul appointments
and some tendencies, it finds much
to commend. However, the closing
paragraph reads this way: "In our
opinion, an impartial review of the
Legislature's record thus far does
not justify sweeping condemnation.
As to the administration, it is free
from corruption, it is more efficient
than many of its predecessors, and
there is no evidence that any malign
influence dominates it. If Governor
Sprout's popularity shows signs of
waning, that is a phenomenon not
rare at this stage of an executive's
experience. That criticism is be
coming more widespread and in
sistent does not prove that there is
any serious wrongdoing, or that the
Governor has lost all claim upon
the confidence of his fellow-citizens.
It is still within his power to write
the verdict upon his administration,
to emerge from the trying ordeals
ahead of him with credit to himself
and with notable accomplishments
in the service of the State."
Our Itinerant Government
Dr. W. Biddle Gilman. of Lake
View, N. C., a descendant of colonial
stock wants to "know:
"With the President most of bis
cabinet, many of the Congressmen,
an army of minor officials, expert
advisers, press agents and numerous
interested American delegations
having taken up more or less per
manent residences in Europe will I
have to remove to the other side
of the Atlantic in order to live and
eventually die under the jurisdiction
of the United States Government?"
FREE TRIPS ABROAD
The war should not be permitted
to end officially until every Demo
cratic politician who wants a Cook's
tour of Europe has had his.—Na
tional Republican.
Suggestion to Conference.
Cutting Germany down to a Navy
of that size may lead to criticism.
It does seem as though the confer
ence might have thrown in a pair of
oare.—From the Detroit News.
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WAR A BLOW TO ISLAM
[From the Dallas News.]
One of the most striking results
of the world war is the new prestige
with which Christianity, as a world
religion, emerges. It is true, as
Judge "Wesley O. Howard of Troy,
N. Y., points out in an article In
the New York Herald, that the gi
gantic conflict was In no sense a
religious war. Christians and Mo
hammedans. on one side, fought
against Christians and Hindoos on
the other. The struggle was pri
marily between Christian nations.
In the aggregate, however, and as
an incident of the war, Christianity
has made immense inroads into the
ranks of Mohammedanism.
The three great centers of Islam
ism, Jerusalem, Bagdad and Con
stantinople, have fallen into Christ
ian hands. Judge Howard tries to
envisage for us the significance of
this one fact:
"There will, of course, he absolute
freedom of religious worship in all
the conquered lands of the Turkish
territories, and the Mussulman will
be as much at liberty to cry out
to Allah as ever he was; neverthe
less, the dethronement of Moslem
rulers and the exaltation of Christ
tian governors will exert a deep in
fluence upon the m nds of the Mo
hammedan peoples. And the ad
vantages and security of the Christ
ian civilization will ultimately ap
peal to the Islamites and will have
a tendency at least to incline them
toward the superior civilization.
Moreover, their communities will be
invaded by groups of Christian col
onists. secure now against Turkish
outrages and oppression, and there
will be intermingling of family and
business interests.
"Industrial enterprises, stimulated
by Western zeal and money, wilt
spring up in Jerusalem. Tarsus,
Damascus, Bagdad and other Mo
hammedan cities and revolutionize
the customs of the people. Commer
cial houses and manufacturing es
tablishments will be built, railroads
will be stretched, mines developed
and wells bored, and all 'these en
terprises will he directed and fi
nanced by people of Christian na
tions."
Rut most destructive of all to the
power of Mohammedanism is the
defeat of the Sultan of Turkey. This
Ottoman monarch was head of the
Moslem Church. His person sacred
in the eyes of every Mussulman, and
his debasement and impotence must
convulse Mohammedanism to the
foundation and shake even the fa
natic faith of the Islamites.
"Don't Make Wilson Tin God"
"Don't make a little tin god of
Wilson; God can finish His work i
without Wilson, Clcmenccau or any
one else," said the Rev. Dr. Cort
land Myers in addressing delegates
at a Christian Endeavor convention
in the First Baptist Church in Bing
hampton, N. Y.
"Suppose we have destroyed au
tocracy forever," Dr. Myers contin
ued, "I think temporarily we have
destroyed its companion militarism,
but only temporarily. But when I
read of the Peace Conference over
in Paris, I think we are in an insane
asylum. The Peace Conference is a
tragedy, almost a blasphemy. They
have never had a prayer and have
never mentioned God. They would
not dare to mention the name of
Christ.
"Do you suppose we are going to
get peace on earth by ignoring the
Prince of Peace? We shall never
hove justice or peace in America
until there is a better distribution
of the good things of America. There
are too many millionaires and too
many poor people. Your Godless
Socialism will sweep over the entire
land and tear your flag into shreds,
unless you rise up and fight it and
conquer it."
PICKING LEMONS
The diplomacy of this administra
tion began with William J. Bryan
an dconcludes with Link Steffens
and George Herron. Those who
thought ufter Mr. Bryan was picked
for Secretary of State that nothing
worse could happen did not fully
comprehend the resourcefulness of
this administration in the lemon
picking line.—National Republican.
THESECRET
It was the House of Quietness
To which I came at dusk;
The garth was lit with roses
And heavy with their musk.
The tremulous toll poplar trees
Stood whispering around,
The gentler flicker of their plumes
More quiet than no sound.
And as T wondered at the door
What magic might he there,
TbeiLady of Sweet Silences
Came soft'v down the stair.
—"The Rocking Horse" (Doran),
Christopher Morley.
When " Old Folks at
Home"Was Written
[Henry Watterson in the Saturday i
Evening Post.]
STEPHEN FOSTER, (author of I
"Old Folks at Home") was the |
ne'er-do-well of a good Penn
sylvania family. A sister of his I
had married a brother of James j
Buchanan. There were two daugh- ;
ters of this marriage, nieces of the |
President, and when they were |
visiting the White House we had :
—shall I dare write it?—high jinks j
with our nigger minstrel concerts
on the sly.
Will S. Hays, the rival of Foster
as a song writer and one of my re
porters on the Courier-Journal, told
me this story: "Foster," said he,
"was a good dca.l of what you might
call a barroom loafer. He possessed
a sweet tenor voice before it was
spoiled by drink, and was fond of
music, though technically ho knew
nothing about it. He had a German
friend who, when ho died, left him
a musical scrapbook of all sorts of
odds and ends of original text.
There is where Foster got his melo- I
dies. When the scrapbook gave out j
he gave out."
I took it as merely the spleen of
a rival composer. But many years |
after in Vienna I heard a concert
given over exclusively to the per
formance of certain posthumous
manuscripts of Schubert. Among
, the rest were selections an
unfinished opera—"Rosamonde," I '
SHORTENING THE TON I
[Philadelphia Rulletin]
Philadelphia consumers of an-j
thrncite have long purchased their j
supply by the long ton, or 2,240 j
pounds, and naturally they look with;
a degree of doubt on legislation |
which proposes to establish the short J
ton of 2000 pounds as the legal j
standard for retail as well as whole-j
sale sales. Law is sufficient to re-j
duce the measure of the ton, but it (
has been demonstrated that it is not
equal to the task of reducing, or
regulating the price.
The plea in behalf of the law is a]
desire for uniformity in the trade j
and the acceptance of a standard;
iof weight which is recognized j
[throughout the United States, except |
in Pennsylvania, Maryland and the j
'District of Columbia, and in these
| jurisdictions is fixed as to all com- i
modities sold by weight other than i
coal. Particular force is given to!
the plea at this time in the fact that]
the National Fuel Administration,
during its period of control of an
thracite, dealt in short tons, rather
than in the long standard, and there
by aggravated the confusion in
bookkeeping.
The important consideration for
the consumer, of course, is that if
the measure of a ton of coal is to
he reduced, there shall bo a pro
portionate decrease in the price. It
would be an injustice to charge him
the same price for 2,000 pounds
which he has been paying for 2,2 40,
and although it may not be possible
to write into the bill now pending
in tbe Legislature an amendment
embodying this obvious principle of
justice and fair-dealing, it ought to
be so clearly understood as an un
written section of tbe law that no
coal dealer would dare o ignore it.
A reduction of ten per cent. —
which would fail by a fraction of
being proportionate in the reduction
of weight—ls to be expected in the
I retail ton price of anthracite when
] over legislation shortening the ton
■ becomes of effect.
Labor in the Peace. Treaty
The summary of the peace treaty
goes more into details as to the labor
plan than any other authoritative
report from Paris, although there
are still sections which will not be
clarified until the full text is made
public. It is not the design to bring
high class labor in the United States
and a few other unusually favored
countries down to the general level
of the world. Its ultimate purpose
is rather to lift the level of world
labor. There are some prohibitions
of working conditions deleterious to
health of workers and some con
structive provisions which most en
lightened states .have already in
force. Adjustments will be difficult
owing to differences of climate, cus
toms and economic development, but
great good should come from the
moral effect of the annual interna
tional conference and the frequent
reports of the international labor
office.—St. Louis Globe-Democrat,
think it was called—in which the !
whole rhythm and movement and j
parts of the score of "Old Folks at
Home" were the feature.
It was something to have grown |
up contemporary, as it were, with j
these songs. Many of them were i
written in the old Roman home- I
stead just outside of Bardstown. ]
Ky„ where Louis Philippe lived and i
taught, and for a season Talleyrand ]
made his abode. The Rowans were \
notable people. John Rowan, the j
elder, head of the house, was a fa- !
mous lawyer, who divided oratorical !
honors with Henry Clay, and like !
Clay, was a senator in Congress; his 1
son. "young John." as he was called, j
Stephen Foster's pal, went as min- i
ister to Naples, and fought duels,
and was, as Bob Acres wanted to
be. "a devil of a fellow." He once
told me ho had been intimate with
Thackeray when they were wild
young men in Paris, and that they
had both of (hem known the wo
man whom Thackeray had taken
for the original of Becky Sharp.
The Foster songs quite captivated
my boyhood. 1 could sing a little,
I as well as play, and learned each |
! of them —especially "Old Folks at
j Home" and "Old Kentucky Home"
| —as they appeared. Their contem
porary vogue was tremendous.
I Nothing has since rivaled the popu-
Ilar impression they made, except
perhaps the Arthur Sullivan melo- |
dies. I
Salvation Army's Record
The United States Army demobi
lizes, but the Salvation Army goes
on forever; as long as there are suf
fering and want and woe in the
world, orphans to be sheltered, the
fallen to be raised, and manhood to
be made over. The Salvation Army
is local, and yet not local, for it
lights the battle of life for the poor,
the helpless, and the unfortunate "in
sixty-three countries and colonies in
all parts of the earth," and in forty
tongues it preaches the gospel of
humanity. The Salvation Army is
back from the war, and yet it never
left the country. It is better known
for going to the war, because every
American soldier who was cheered
and supported by the unobtrusive,
but ever sympathetic ministrations
of the men and women who wore
the Salvation Army uniform is tell
ing the story of their unselfish cour
age and devotion. From General
Pershing to the private in the Amer
ican Expeditionary Forces has come
the tribute of gratitude and respect.
The only difficulty has been to put
it in the plainest and most feeling
language.
Having done its bit in France and
turning with all its members, vol
unteers every one of them, to the
war from which, there is no dis
cbarge and in which no military
glory can be won, the Salvation
[Army is making an appeal this week
I in every city and town in the United
[States in behalf of a Home Service
Fund.—From the New York Times.
FOOLISII ROA D-MA KING
[From the Pennsylvania Farmer.]
The writer recently saw a gang
of men with teams and road ma
chines working out their road tax.
These men were farmers and the
road master was a farmer. The
road was an average country dirt
road of a somewhat clayey nature,
and had not been touched since this
time last year. Some of these men
I know to be good farmers. They
are anxious to maintain the fertility
of the soil and to have it in a loose,
friable condition. To do this they
plow down sod, cover-crops, ma.
nure, etc. They know that such
management will keep (he soil from
becoming hard and dry. Now, from
their work on the road, it is evident
that these men left ail their knowl
edge of soil nature and its man
agement at home. Or, it may be
that their minds were not supplied
with a reverse lever so that they
could be worked backwards. They,
of course, wish roads to be hard and
dry as much of the year as possible,
hut they were doing Just what they
do to their fields to make them loose
and mellow. They were scraping
out into the middle of the road
great quantities of sod. leaves and
field wash—material which grow
good corn and potatoes but which
will never become hard and imper
vious to water. The basic play of
that locality, properly rounded and
packed by dragging, would make
solid roads; but mixed with humus
maklng material—never. Why do
men so often leave their good sense
I at home when they go out to work
on the roads-2
The Yanks on the Maine
"Here is a ditty," George Pattullo
in the Saturday Evening Post,
"which has grown popular among
the men of the A. E. F.. The author
is anonymous; title, "The Yanks on
j the Marne:' "
j Oh, the English and the Irish and
the 'owlin' Scotties, too,
i The Canucks and Austrilee-uns, and
the 'airy French poilu;
The only things that bothered us, a
year before we knew,
j Was 'ow in 'ell the Yanks'd look, an'
wot in 'ell they'd do.
| They 'adn't 'ad no trynin'; they
didn't know the gime;
| They 'adn't never marched it much;
their shootin' was the sime;
' An' the only th'ng that bothered us
that day in lawst July,
! Was 'ow in 'ell the line'd 'old if they
should run aw'y.
| The leggy, nosy new *uns, just come
acrosst the sea!
Wo couldn't 'clp but wonder 'ow in
'ell their gtits'd be;
An" the only thing that bothered us
in all our staggerin' ranks
Was wot in 'ell would 'nppen w'en
the 'Uns 'ad 'it the Yanks.
My word, it 'appened sudden w'en
the drive 'ad first begun;
jWe seen the Yanks a-runnin'—Gaw
Rlimy, how they run!
But the only thing that bothered us
that seen the chase begin
Was 'ow in 'ell 1o stop 'em 'fore they
got into Berlin.
They didn't 'ave no tactics but the
bloody manual;
They 'adn't learned no orders but
"Ooray" and "Give 'em 'ell!"
But the only thing that bothered us
about them leggy lads,
Was 'ow in 'ell to get the chow to
feed their Kamerads.
Oh, the English and the Irish, and
' the 'owlin' Scotties, too.
The Canucks and Austrilee-uns, and
the 'airy French poilu;
The only thing that bothered us
don't bother us no more,
It's only why in 'ell we didn't know
the Yanks before.
Ready For the Budget
[From the Erie Dispatch]
Now that Congress is going into
action once more, there is a little
matter which wise taxpayers will
develop a sincere interest in if they
I make the most of their opportunity.
| The psychological moment for the
| working out and putting across of
j a budget system for government fi
| nances seems to have arrived.
Practically everybody seems in
j favor of the plan. President Wilson
! has declared for it. Former Presi-
I dent Taft favors it. The last two
I chairmen of the appropriations
committee favored it. Leaders of
the new Senate are said to be urg
ing a national budget system, and
the prospective speaker of the
House is on that side of the argu
| ment.
Students of finance and govern
ment have demanded something of
the kind for years. It is a theory
which has been tested practically.
Even a poor budget system would
work so much better than the pres
ent hit-and-miss method that one
wonders why we have neglected it
so long.
The answer is found in the indif
ference of voters and taxpayers.
These worthies have remained "stu
pidly unconcerned while govern
ment expenditures have soared.
| Taxes are necessarily higher than
ever, and still the old wasteful sys
tem runs its extravangant course
through the public funds.
There is no general opposition to
the budget system—only this large
public indifference. Now is the time
for the people who reallv are the
government to brace tip and take an
interest in their business. Just as
soon as they do, they can and will
have the budget system.
Germany's Attitude
Germany may or may not accept
the drastic terms of peace pre
scribed by the victors in the war.
The likelihood is that finally, the
treaty will be signed, simply be
cause the country is helpless, in
capable of effective military resist
ance against the forces of the asso
ciated powers, and mere rejection
would bring on a worse domestic
situation that now exists. If the
utmost sincerity of purpose were
to be credited to the present Ger-
I man governhient and its represen
! tatives at Paris, it is to be recogniz
ed that the continuing threat of the
. Bolshevist element may warrant it
in playing its hand strongly, even
though ultimate capitulation is ac
-1 knowledged. It is not necessary to
j paint the scene in darkest gloom,
, or to discount the victory which has
■ been won because of passing ap
pearances.—Philadelphia Bulletin,
Hbentttg (Eljat
Plans of the Dauphin County
Council of National Defense and of
the Dauphin County Historical So
ciety for the collation of the data
relative to the part this county play
ed in the war have been getting very
hearty support from men who' have
returned from Army and Navy serv
ice to civil life. In fact, some jneias
who have been overseas have upon?
a number of occasions expressed
people connected with the Harris
burg Telegraph the desire that the
[writing of the history of the war
should be in not only competent
but official hands. Six-tenths of
history, especially when local mat
ters are concerned, comes from vol
unteer sources. Hence, the import
ance of having some body, like the
joint organization of the council and
the society, to receive such informa
tion, digest it and where necessary
verify it. The history of Dauphin
county in the great war will not
only be of the men in the service
and their doings, but the folks at
home, the mills, the railroads, the
mines and other contributing factors
well worthy of commemoration. The
military end should now be under
taken so that the events will be se
cured first hand and meanwhile the
other data can be prepared. The
efforts of William Jennings, presi
dent of the council; B. N. Nead,
president of the society, and those
working with them should be given
general support in the community.
•
In this connection some very "in
teresting discussions are going on
about the name which the Pennsyl
vania Guardsmen won in France.
The following is from Penn's col
umn in the Philadelphia Evening
Bulletin: "The term, "The Irpn Di
vision," has given occasion for much
discussion this week as to how it
had its origin and as to the distinc
tion between it and the Keystone
Division. Of course, it should be
clearly understood at once that each
of these terms applies to the same
division, and a correspondent has
expressed the opinion that Keystono
is the more appropriate of the two
and should alone be used. The fact
is that most of the public and the
newspapers prefer to speak of the
troops in question as the Iron Divi
sion and it is altogether likely
that they will continue to
•jo so. It is suggestive of
Cromwell's Ironside regiment in the
days of the war between the Round
heads and the Cavaliers, and is ,em
l ployed now in the same sense as
descriptive of the unflinching en
. durance of trusty and fearless sol
diers. It has been suggested, how
-1 ever, that it originated in the fact
that Pennsylvania is industrially the
great iron State, and that the in
formal title of the Twenty-eighth
Division as exclusively a Pennsyl-
I vania body was intended as a com
pliment to the State.
5 "It really had its start, however,
as a compliment to the men them
selves and the actual reason for it
is happily described by Harry G.
Proctor in the book in which he has
! written the history of the Twenty
eighth. Mr. Proctor's explanation is
1 as follows:
" 'You arc not only soldiers! You
' are men of iron!'"
• • •
1 One thing that the policy of Com
missioner William H. Lynch in fill
ing out the River Front has developed
1 and that is the solidity of asphalt.
, The Susquehanna gave the river
front some pretty hard grinding this
spring and where asphalt blocks and
scraps from pavements were used it
r seems to have stood the wash and
looked for more.
• •
Soldiers returning from the great
' review of the 28th Division at Phila
t delphia are full of enthusiasm over
, the many incidents of that remark
able pageant. Wounded officers and
men declared they saw a new and
hitherto unrevealed side of Major
General Charles 11. Muir. After the
banquet held in his honor at the
I Bellevue-Stratford Hotel, ho was
greeted by a host of officers who had
I served under him at Camp Hancock
or France. The General was in a
3 genial mood and asked solicitously
after each man, calling him by name
f in a great many cases. The hardy
old fighter, whom his men call
"Uncle Charlie," seemed to be thin
ner and the lines in his face deeper
as a result of his experiences on the
fighting front, but the curt voice was
> as kindly and powerful as ever. Dur
> ing the-parade he sat on his horse at
I the head of his men like a bronze
r statue, and as his boys passed in
. review for the last time at Broad and
> Diamond streets the stern face soft
l" encd and General Muir gazed with
■ affection at those whom he had com
manded for so many months.
1 A long line of wounded in auto
-1 mobiles followed the marching
" troops and it was General Muir's
' turn to salute which he did. When
* the flower-covered artillery caisson
with the gold-stared service flag roll
j ed slowly by,.with the emblem show
, ing 4,023 battle deaths in the divi
sion, a thoughtful and reverent sil
ence fell upon the masses of watch
ers. General Muir followed by his
f mounted staff, removed his overseas:
f cap and clenched it tightly in his
right hand as his eyes filled with
i tears.
\ [ WELL KNQWty PEOPLE^
i. —John B. Townsend, whqt ?ras
- been director of the lied Cross-in
- Pennsylvania, has been elected a
I. manager of the University o£ Penn
-1 syl\ania hospital.
—Adjutant General Frank D.
e Beary has been a member of the
National Guard since 1888.
° —Major Frank A. Warner, who
p served in the 110 th, addressed the
e Philadelphia Business Men's club on
~ the work of the regiment in France.
„ —E. J. Cattell, the Philadelphia
1 city statistician, is urging union
museum activities in Philadelphia.'!
—The Rev. Dr. J. Gray Bolton,
Philadelphia minister well known
here, is celebrating forty-four years
't as pastor of Hope Presbyterian
- church.
\l~ DO YQU KNOW
—That Hnrrisburg pipe Is In use
n
c in Mexico?
e
e HISTORIC HARRISBURG
—Car shop were established here
" j soon after the war.
e
Wisdom of a Korisas Editor
n
The other day a fellow was laugh
o ing because the News said something
i, that wasn't so. Since it was compli
s inentary to a lady the News is not
i- going to get in bad by ratifying Aha
* mistake. —From the Qnenemo KMC*