10 HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH A NEWSPAPER FOR THE HOME Founded 1831 Published evenings except Sunday by THE TELEGRAPH PRINTING CO. TelegTaph Building. Federal Square E. J. STACKPOLE President and Editor-in-Chief F. R. OYSTER. Business Manager □ US. M. STEINMETZ, Managing Editor A. R. MICHENER. Circulation Manager Executive Board J. P. McCULLOUGH. BOYD M. OGELSBY, F. R. OYSTER. GITS. M. STEINMETZ. Member of the Associated Press —The Associated Press is exclusively en titled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. Entered at th* Post Offlce in Harris burg. Pa., as second class matter. [jyny. By carrier, ten cents a effatp> week; by mail. $3.00 a year In advance. We learn tcisdom from failure tnuch more than from success; tee often discover what will do by find ing out what will not do; and prob ably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery. —Samuel Smiles. MONDAY, JANUARY 6, 1919 NO NEED FOR HASTE REPRESENTATIVE John w. Vlckerman, "dry" leader in the Legislature, speaks wisely when he advises against extreme haste in voting upon the national prohibition amendment. There is no need to rush action on the amendment out of its order. It should be permitted to take its regu lar course. On the other hand there should he no undue delay. The people are in no mood to have this Important piece of legislation bandied about by political interests nor made the football of factional politics, as it wohld do if held oft until the clos ing days of the session. The day is past when the liquor forces can smother bills of this nature, and it is doubtful, after their miserable showing in the Bonniwell campaign, if they will at tempt any of the bulldozing meth ods that have marked their course in years past. The prohibition amendment must have an absolutely square deal. It must be adopted or rejected upon its own merits and upon the con victions of members and senators, and there is much more likelihood now that it will be adopted than directly after election when the "wets" were claiming a clean sweep. No matter how Pennsylvania votes the amendment is going to be approved by more than the necessary number of States, but it is highly desirable that this Com monwealth be on the side of de cency and order in the final line-up and there are Indications that a growing number of legislators feel that way about it. Al. S. Cooper, Assistant Senate Li brarian, who has Just been appointed Prison Inspector, is well acquainted with local affairs, and is as well fitted as anybody in the county for the place. THE LEGISLATURE HARRISBURG is enjoying its biennial visitation of the Leg islature. Enjoying is the proper word, for it is a real pleas ure for this city to entertain its neighbors from all the various dis tricts of the great commonwealth. These men represent an empire. They preside over the destiniife of a State that would rank as sr great nation did it stand alone; a nation that could live within itself, If necessary, and protect Its boundaries by the strength and numbers of its own men, equipped with the pro- its ample resources. It could feed itself, if necessary, and clothe Itself, too, if it were put to it To be the capitol of such a com monwealth Is no mean honor and Harrisburg tikes just pride in its distinction and Is striving to make itself fit the dignity of its position. Its new hotel, which will be a home for most of the members and senators during the session, is an evidence of Its desire to provide for the com fort and well-being of the stranger within Its gates. It is planning to co-operate in the improvement of the Capitol Extension zone, it will spend its money by the hundreds of thousands of dollars to do its share In making the capitol of Pennsyl vania and its surroundings one of the beauty spots of the world. Consideration of this Capitol Park Extension legislation, which has the endorsement of every one of the >£tate officials associated with It. will be one of the Important Items of the session, hut It will he one oyer which MONDAY EVENING, \1horo will b >lO controversy and therefor* will hot figure tnuoh In th* limelight. Th* program hb* been BO well formulated and the groundwork laid by euoh capable men that the Legislature will have little to do except approve after a careful study of th* admirable plans. The session should not be lengthy, and most probably will not be. There Is perfect harmony within the Republican ranks with regard to the organization of both House and Senate and this good feeling will do much to further the business to be considered. Little time will be lost following the inauguration in get ting down to work, and while a vast amount of very important legisla tion of a constructive nature Is to be enacted, there is ltitle chanco of prolonged debate or contests on any subject that would hold up the ses sion unreasonably. The leaders have every oppor tunity to expedite business and Sen ator Sproul being a businessman may be expected to do his part In getting the work under way and completed in as short a time as possible. The legislators have a big oppor tunity for service. The outlook of the people is broader and their in terest in the welfare of their fellows is deeper than ever before. They expect the Legislature to take the same large, liberal view. The worn out theories with which legislators of qjlier days have been hectored must give way to common sense; but the ideals for which hundreds of thousands of our young men have fought must be fostered and encour aged. Humanity expects to benefit from its sacrifices in the war and Pennsylvania, in many respects the greatest State of the greatest nation in the world, must stand in the fore front of social advancement along sane, practical lines. We look to the Legislature to lead the way. "Life is not all beer and skittles," observes the Philadelphia Right, Oh! skittles disappeared long ago and now beer is nearing its finish. . GOOD HOUSEKEEPING IT is creditable to the Board of County Commissioners that the financial status of the county is so satisfactory at this time. Thou sands of dollars worth of bonds were redeemed during the last year 5121,000 to be exact and at the same time the sinking fund was given full consideration. With the bonded debt now scarcely more than $lOO,OOO, Dauphin county is in fine shape to undertake tire long deferred combination with the city on an ade quate building for public purposes. Good housekeeping is always ap proved by the voters and the record of the present Board is an assur ance of business efficiency in the administration. The Uniontown postman who sold $lOO,OOO worth of Thrift Stamps last year missed his calling. A salesman of that caliber has no business de livering letters. MILITARY TRAINING THERE is TO be real military training at the State College and this training be a oart of the curriculum of the institution. It is the intention of the War Depart, ment to make available for the State College a large amount of cientiilc and technical material. Other institutions of Pennsylva- j nia should immediately follow the | lead of the Harrisburg Academy and i preparatory and public schools in | adopting military training as a part i of the course of instruction. Even if we never have war again the benefit which is derived from military train ing and discipline is incalculable. An agreement seems to have been arrived at between the British and Dutch governments as to. the status of the former Kaiser. This will be re assuring news to the thousands throughout the world who have re garded the apparent indifferenco of the allied governments to the activi ties of the Kaiser with apprehension. Unless and until the Hohenzollern group shall have been utterly de stroyed as a further menace to the peace of the world, there will be un rest everywhere. Those statesmen at Washington who believe that the first business of the peace conference is to settle pres ent-day difficulties, rather than solve the problems of the distant future, are properly interpreting American senti ment. It may be very desirable to have an altruistic arrangement with our allies in Europe, but it Is much more important to get the business in hand settled so that the world may proceed upon some definite line of de velopment in overcoming after-war conditions. Colonel Roosevelt has been re quested to serve upon the great home coming reception committee, which is preparing at Brooklyn a real program for the proper greeting of the re turned soldiers. The resentment against service with William Ran dolph Hearst on Mayor com mittee has become so marked that pa triotic citizens have determined there shall be an Independent committee to meet the soldiers who are streaming back from Europe. There was not much fuss over the return of the American torpedoboat de stroyers which slipped into the port of Philadelphia on Saturday, but the record of this fleet is a shining chap ter in the achiements of the American Navy during the war. The people of the United States are not going to soon forget the services of the men who put out of business the Hun sub marine menace. Most people will agree with United States Senator Lodge that the time has come for final and definite action on the peace, agreement. There is ! bound to be unrest so long as the ! chaotic conditions are permitted to • continue In Germany and other war- I tort countries. T>ofctfc* CK By the Ex-Committeemen ' L Jl When Pennsylvania's legislators assemble at The Capitol to-morrow for the opening of the general assembly it will be the 123 rd of the kind since 1776. There were earlier assemblies of people's law-making representatives back in the days of the Penn government and the Penn sylvania lawmakers were not always well beloved. The first assembly of free Pennsylvania dates front the year of independence, the represen tatives of the Keystone State meet ing in Philadelphia on November 28, 1776. Under the constitution of 1776, framed by Pennsylvanians with the Philadelphia influence much to the fore, the lawmakers met annually and some fourteen sessions, some lengthy, are recorded. These ses sions were generally held in October. Under the constitution of 1790 the sessions were also held annually and began in December, which continued the rule until the constitution of 183 8, when January was fixed, only one December session being listed. This constitution of 1838 lasted longer than any except the present, which Is generally known as that of, 1873. Under it the biennial session was ordained and January the time for meetings. Two wars have oc curred in the time of this document and no special sessions were re quired by those struggles. In fact while there were two special ses sions of the Senate there has been but one special session, the historic reform gathering called by the late Governor Samuel W. Pennypacker for January, 1906. In all twenty three regular sessions have been held under the constitution of 1873. They have varied in length from April to July, that of 1897, when the old Capitol burned, extending until July 1. Of late there has been a tendency toward June sessions, which, judging from newspaper ar ticles, is not much desired for a while. In fact, an April adjourn ment would be popular if arranged promptly. The first session of the Legis lature to be held in Ilarrisburg was that of 1813. It met on Decem ber 1 and adjourned on March 29 following. It was the thirty-seventh assembly and sat in the old court house where other legislatures sat until January 2, 1522, when the State House was finished and occu pied with ceremony. —Robert S. Spangler is the first speaker to hail from York county in many years and probably the first Republican front York to get the 1 office. Back in the days when Penn sylvania was often Democratic York producer some big Democrats and there are records of speakers of either branch, but recent history gives all the honors to Spangler. —George J. Brennan, of the Philadelphia Inquirer, will miss the opening of the Legislature for the first time in twenty-eight years. He is in Florida but will be here for the inauguration. Thomas ( M. Jones or Samuel E. Hudson, two of the oldest correspondents, died since the last session. The Legislature Correspondents' Association will meet for organiza tion the afternoon of Inauguration Day. The organization of the Legis lature will miss James P. McNichol, of Philadelphia, for whom.the Sen ate will hold a memorial service. The Senator was known to many men. —ln the House ex-Speaker Rich ard J. Baldwin will not be in seat No. 1. The Delaware veteran sat in seven sessions but did not run this time. —State Chairman William E. Craw, who will head the inaugural committee, is now the senior Senator. —Representative John M. Flynn. of Elk, is now House senior member with Fred C. Elirhardt next. Flynn dates from 1903, while Ehrhardt I came along a session later. —Governor-elect Sproul will sit at the organization of his thirteenth consecutive session to-morrow when he will resign. The Public Ledger says: '"Mr. Sproul describes this business of a Governor's staff as so much "military camouflage," and he undoubtedly will take no action in any event until Pennsylvania's fight ing men return from the battlefields. Then, if he does appoint a staff, it will be made up of real colonels whose deeds entitle them to that high rank.'" —The long list of Brumbaugh ap polnments will be sent to the Sen ate Committee on "executive nom inations" when submitted to-mor row. This was done in 1915. Ar.% some will not come out again. —Senator Penro'se says there will be a new' chapter in Philadelphia in spite of the Vares. —Philadelphia newspapers say: "Governor-elect William C. Sproul has offered the post of First Deputy Attorney General to ex-Judge Rob ert S. Gawthrop, of West Chester. It is understood Mr. Gawthrop will accept the appointment. He will take the place of William H. Keller, of Lancaster. Deputy Attorneys General Emerson Collins, of Wil liamsport, and William M. Hargest, of Harrisburg, will be retained. "Appointments as Deputy Attor neys General will "be offered to Bar nard J. Myers, for nine years City Solicitor of Lancaster, and W. I. Swoope, of Clearfield." A BOLSHEVIK COLLEGE (From the New Orleans Item) The former Danish minister to Petrograd is authority for the state ment that the Bolshevik! have estab lished a special revolutionary school at Moscow under the direction of Professor Radek, the revolutionary leader, where agitators from all parts of the world are receiving in struction and fitting themselves for missionary work. It would be Interesting to receive a prospectus of Dr. Redek's univer sity and an outline of its course of study. Presumably little attention will be paid to bomb-throwing, the handling of explosives and the like, these being purely elementary branches. One Would look rather for special emphasiß to be laid upon the Theory and Art of Bolshevizing and Approved Methods of Dealing with the Bourgeoisie and securing their possessions without using phys ical force. Advanced students might take up the problems. How to col lect taxes without taking money away from anybody, and The coun ter-revolution and how to counter it. Billy's Still Vigorous Billy Sunday's Kansas City friends will be glad to know that- he's still hitting them up against the cent'er ticld fence. In a recent sermon Billy remarked that "the Kaiser has sunk so low he'll have to take an airplane to get to hell."—Kansas City Star. HAHRISBURO IFIFIFIFL. TELEGRAPH AIN'T IT A GRAND AND GLORIOUS FEEUN't By BRIGCS I —■ \ - • —■ —FR.v —^— : '■ ■> WHIM AV.L VOUR „ - ANO VR ° U _F , 'IS -O YOO PLACP PAMILV HAS THG "PCO NUR- VOUR MOUTH RAW. S., , &SS^SY 3G? E • JUST >* ■. 0-= - -AND YOO READ IT- - * M £ OH--H 'BOY! AWT IT 105°— ir.-vouTar ySSXi&iSS o*™ 0 *™* 3 mUr^. ml'? IT THREE TIMES WITH ®E©OCT €' FROM .3M6WING FEELINJ Some Thoughts For Germany | [From the Nation's BusinesS] i New industries that have (level- j oped in the United States since the j European war began in 1914' have! an important place in the Tariff Commission's annual report. In 1917 some 190 tirms were manufac turing coal-tar chemicals and 81 | making dyes. In 1918 progress was! made in remedying the earlier de- | feet in our production of coal-tar j dyes in that but small quantities of j indigo and fast vat dyes were made ! in our plants. Citric acid, lactic acid of an edible j grade and formic acid are being : made from American materials, j Chamoisette gloves which used to ! come from Saxony Wave been added to our domestic products. The devel opment of our heavy-chemltal in- j dustry is part of the history of the i development of our strength in war. Optical glass which used to come from Germany was developed in seven months. Glass for pictures and photographic plates is being made by a machine process that will defy foreign competition. Siphon bottles of which Germany and Aus tria sold us 1,000,000 a year are turned out by an automatic ma chine. New devices and systems have in- | creased the competitive power of our potteries. Decalcomanias for transferring designs to white ware i 60 per cent, of which used to come | from Germany and 40 per cent, from I England now come to the extent of 90 per cent, from American fac tories. Porcelain guides which our textile mills used to buy in Ger many for their looms are now Am erican made. Chemical pottery, the | manufacture of which was practi-! cally unknown in the United States j ha become an item in our industries. | In little .move than a year the War j Department called for ?8,500,000 worth of surgical instruments and j our manufacturers who had made ! mostly soft-metal goods responded j and replaced the steel articles that j Ge.rmany used to supply. What Is Secret of ths Czech? If you ask the Czech himself, he will tell you that the secret of his life is perhaps what President Wil son calis enthusiasm. He calls it love—love of country, which lays down life without question or stint; love of beauty, without which he considers life stupid, neither to be lived through with joy nor departed from with dignity. In this esthetic apprehension which we call by the thin and unsatisfactory word "taste" the Czech is like the French —surely he must be likened sooner or later to the French!—beariii# the mark of a race old in living, rich in tradi tion, discerning in its appreciations. He is, too, a lover of love, worship ping women; a lover of life, more joyous than the Russian, less light minded than the Gaul. A lover not of the form, but of the substance. Life is short; youth is short; it is to laugh, to work, to weep, to think, to love, to be aware of that complex and ever-changing stream of con sciousness. When a Czech dies, somehaw one feels that one may say of hinmwhat may not be said of every man, "He is dead, but he has lived." If you ask the American he will tell you that the Czech's secret is "Allied ideals with Teuton training." It Is his efficiency that endears him to the American, especially if he is recuperating from the Russian army.—Olive Gilbreath in Harper's Magazine for January. LABOR NOTES Cleveland fire fighters have secured an eight-hour day. Lumbermen are in keen demand in Maine forests. Sunday work has been stopped in the United States navy yards. Indiana coal mines set a record for production in October by produc ing 3,037,751 tons. Ten states now have women mem bers on the executive councils cf their state labor bodies. Food, drug and tobacco plants throughout the country employ 125,- 000 women workers. | Railroad trackmen and mninten ance-of-way employes in Columbus, Ind., have organized. Members of the Baltimore Stereo |ty par's Union are receiving a war I bonus of $2 a week. A New Motor-Fuel (From the Literary Digest.) SO many "false alarms" have raised vain hopes of new motor fuels that it is refreshing to hear that official tests vouch for a substitute for gasoline which has been named "Liberty fuel," de scribed in The American Machinist (New York, December 5). Al though its exact composition and the method of production are not given we are told that it is derived from a kerosene base by distillation, and that chemical details may be obtained from the JJnited States Bureau of Standards, under whose auspices tests have been made at the United States Naval Academy. According to these tests the new iluid is superior to gasoline in many respects, being non-corrosive, start ing easily, leaving no residue, giv ing greater mileage, and requiring less air for combustion. The cost of production is said to be less than that of gasoline and the quan tity may be varied in manufacture to suit the requirements of different industries. It is to be hoped that the test of actual daily use on the road, which will not come until the fuel is put upon the market, will bear out these somewhat roseate statements. We read in The Ma chinist: "Unlike the stories that we have had of hew fuels may by dropping some sort of a mysterious pill into water or some other equally inex pensive liquid, this fuel is made from kerosene as a base, as is the case with the gasoline now produced. Nor is it one of those accidents that sometimes occur, but a carefully studied method, the result of seven years' work by Edwin C. Welsgerber, Captain of Engineers in the Division of Research and Development. Cap tain Weisgcrber was fortunately placed under the command of Major O. B. Zimmerman, who, with his long experience in internal-combus tion motors, not only encouraged him in the face of opposition, but aided htm materially by practical sugges tions from the motor end. "The possibility of some such ac complishment has been pointed out by Bacon and Ilamor under the heading of 'Peroxided Kerosene,' but it remained for tAe Engineer ing Division of the Army, in the person of Captain Welsgerber, to make the matter a reality. The great difference between this pro cess and others is that this is a chemical method while the others now employed are mechanical and the possibilities of a greatly in creased supply of motor-fuel at a greatly decreased price make the name Liberty particularly appro priate. "Over seven years ago Captain Welsgerber started work on the problem of finding a gasoline sub- Red Cross Work in Palestine For relief in Palestine the amount appropriated to December 31 was $470,000, comprising $320,000 for industrial and social work, $lOO,OOO for general relief, and $50,000 for the medical department. The scope of the commission, headed by Dr. John H. Finley, was extended late in October to cover the Near East, including Palestine, Egypt, Syria and Asia Minor. The suffering brought upon the Holy Hand by war is shown by the fact that a third of the population of Lebanon died of hunger and , disease. Epi demics have raged unchecked. Tens •of thousands of people were, in dire need until relief came in the wake of the British victories. In a single month the Red Crosa cared for 10,- 000 sick civilians an" thousands of Armenian refugees.—"The March of the Red Cross," In the January Red Cross Magazine. A RATIONAL CONCLUSION Not long ago I viewed with much misgiviilfe My form dnce typical of manly grace, • And paler grew the smile born of good living As rose my weight at an alarm ing pace; Now, as I draw my frugal war-time ration And view a figure once more trim and svelte, ! I deem the foe—quite in the Teuton fashion— • ! Once more has vainly struck be low the belt. ~Punch stitute. and his experience took hint to various parts of the globe. He had practically perfected the fuel before entering the Army, the ad ditional research and tests giving it the finishing touches. The result ia Liberty fuel, which, according to reports of the Division of Research Development, has the following characteristics: "The fuel is practically scentless and tasteless and the products of combustion are cooler than with gasoline, which reduces the amount of lubricant necessary as well as the problems of cooling. It is also noncorroslve • and has a less dele terious effect on motors than gaso line. "It starts more easily than gaso line and will explode at a tempera ture below zero, this point being readily controlled in manufacture. It leaves no residue. The effect of the explosion is 30 per cent, greater than gasoline, but this, as well as the quality and specific gravity, can be cdntrolled at will. It will not ex plode prematurely, and only ignites from spark or flame. "It has been shown to give greater mileagfa in airplanes, automobiles, mOtor-cycles, motor-trucks, and tractors. It requires less air for combustion, can be made at much less cost than gasoline, and uses as a base a product (kerosin) which can readily be obtained in any de sired quantity. It can be substituted for gasoline for any purpose. It needs no special apparatus and rto special engine or carbureter. During the tests at the Naval Air Station at' Anacostia, Liberty fuel was found much superior to the best gasoline, and with the motor running 1,600 revolutions • per minute the wateV in the radiator never exceeded 160 degrees Fahrenheit, and the oil in the crank-case did not go above 130 deferces. This quality of main taining low temperature may help to solve some of the radiation problems ot aviation engineers. "Jhose interested in the chemical details relating to the temperuture of distillation can obtain them from the report of the Bureau of Stand ards. these tests having been made under the supervision of Dr. Dickin son. who has been in charge of the motor-development tests during the war. The fuel is obtained by distil lation and the quality can be varied to 'fault the requirements of different industries. "There have been so many false alarms regarding the problem of fuel for hiternal-Combustlon motors that one hesitates to become en thusiastic over a question of this kind, but it seems that Major Zim merman and Captain Weisgerber have sdcoebded in producing a new Liberty fuel. The need for such a fuel is beyond question, and it is stated that arrangements have been completed for making it available In the near future." . New Era For Women Certainly a new era for woman has dawned, when three million women in France appeal to the women of America and Great Bri tain to unite their social position and.culture, their offices and honors, for the protection and relief of many thousand young women and girls of Belgium and, France who have suf fered unspeakable wrongs at the hands of German soldiers. Through more than four years these girls have dwelt in a Gethsemane. Each morning the Hun has mixed for them a bitter cup of pain and anguish. Multitudes of these young women are now being released to re turn to their homes, to bring with them half-German babes. So black Is their piteous tragedy that it ap peals to the women of the whole world. Projected by three thou sand miles of ocean, our women of America have been exempt from attack. Now comes the opportunity when our strong women can bear the . burden of their weak and wounded sisters abroad. Men honor crippled soldiers and recognize them as heroes. .Why should not the best women of every land unite in forg ing a shield to lift above the wound ed girls of France and Belgium? Every American women's club, every woman's college, should make Immediate answer to the appeal of the women of France for help in this houf, when thousands of broken hearted girls can be held back from suicide, Insanity, and helped to gain a Arm foothold upon which they may stand for the 'working out of a life career that In the nature of the case now, must be brief and full of pain.-—Newell Dwight Hlllis. JANUARY 6, 1919. " CROSSES OF WAR One of the best of American poets is Mary Raymond Shipman An drews. who is also one of the most successful authors of ' worth-while novels. In "Crosses of War" Mrs. Andrews has nine poems that are imbued with the military spirit, a singer's tribute to fighting heroes and to the brave souls at home, The final poem is "The Boy in France," which we give here: Steeped in hot have of the August afternoon, The garden dreams in a many splendored trance: The locusts drone a long, insistent tune: And the hoy—the bojPs in France. Down the stone steps the rose plnlc phloxes stand. Like delicate sculptures, through the breathlesss day. Brilliant yet shadowy, as the bright, vague land; And the boy—the boy's away. The dogs about the terrace listless lie, Waiting a springing step they used to know: We wait, we also—and the days crawl by: The boy—we miss him so. Green fields reach over hills to tields of gold: Far off the city glitters, gay but wan: The radiant scene breathes loneli ness untold: The boy—the boy is gone. Sudden his service flag's impetuous V. story Flashes a bugle note across the flowers; Sudden the aching loss is pride and glory: lie is in France —he s ours! Lad of my heart! From all across your land One thought wings to that land of old romance: One proud America stretches a long ing hand To the boy—the boy in France! Point of Foch's Strategy The outstanding feature of Foch's generalship is that he has kept the Uatt'e going continuously for two months on an ever-widening front, which embraced eventually the whole one hundred and fifty miles [from Flanders to Champagne. Be fore Foch made his counter-stroke both Allied and German generals had, after months of preparation, and by employing a great superiority of force upon a comparatively nar row battle-front, sustained an offen sive for long periods, but no com mander before. Foch, In this war, has succeeded on the western front in waging battle with continuous and ever-growing success without greatly superior numbers and with out long preparation. It is well known that before the second battle of the Marno the German forces on the western front were superior to those of the French and British. It is also well known that, although the number of American troops in France was large, those whose train ing for battle was completed were not. prior to General Pershing's victory at St. Mihle 1 , very numerous. The measure of Foch's genius is shown by the fact that he has in flicted a crushing defeat upon the enemy without any great preponder ance of force. The enemy's swift | progress in March and in May was | possible because he had great weight behind his blows: the Allied ! progress was more deliberate be cause that weight was lacking. Now that the ultimate defeat of Germany has come, we know that in Marshal Foch the Allies have had a leader of the first rank. The Hindenburg- Ludendorff combination has proved to be no better than that of any other German commanders who have tried their hands in the west and failed.—Maj.-Gen. Sir Freder ick Maurice in Harper's Magazine for January. A Certain Green-Eyed Monster (By Esther Lilian Duff) Charles gave Elizabeth a Dodo, Charles never offered one to me— i Thp loveliest lemon-colored Dodo With the greenest eyes that you could wish to see. Now It isn't that I'm doubting if Charles loves me, And 1 know that he would ask me out to :ea, But he did give Elizabeth a Dodo, And he never even offered one to me. li iEmtittg CCJjat | "The dtffliculty in thd way of Ma yor Keister's suggestion of a grow ing Christmas tree in one of our parks," said Dr. Thomas S. Blair, to a Telegraph man, "is this: "The evergreens, especially thosd forming 'needles,' do not survive for long in the atmosphere of a manu facturing city using soft coal. The leaves of an evergreen must breathe just like the leaves of a deciduous tree. The soot, gases and acida in out; atmosphere choke all leaves more or less; but there is not time, in the growing period of a few months, to kill deciduous leaves, so they merely drop oft earlier in the season than in places with cleaner atmosphere, or many of the leaves do. Evergreens hold their leaves for so long that city gases ami smoke quite choke them; they cease to function, and the tree dies. "Incidentally, our impure air is Just as hard on human beings; but man Is a hard animal to kill." • * • An interesting "follow up" on the article of a week ago in this column on Conrad "Wetser and his Indian friend, Shlkillemy, is that the two were among the early Prohibition ists of Pennsylvania. It is about 150 years since the famous chief who used to come down the Susquehanna from Shamokin creek urged the colonial authorities to forbid the furnishing ot' whisky and rum to the braves. He had seen the ter rible effects in the villages of the Susquehanna and the tragedies in more than one settlement,, predict ing that liquor would be the ruin of the Indians of the country. About the same time Weiser was writing to colonial authority after author ity seseeching them to halt the sale and to forbid the trading or gift of liquor to the Red Men. Time and again Weiser was called out to exert his influence to keep Indians off the war path and after every call ho renewed his warnings. The result was very much what one could ex pect when traders' business was apt to be affected is not an ancient argu ment by any means. Hence, it is appropriate that a cold water foun tain dedicated to two heroic enough in that far off time to urge prohl j bition should be at least taken from I its resting place in a marble yard I in the year when it looks as though I Pennsylvania may bo in the "dry 1 * column. In connection with the tavern of "Cooney" Knepley, one of the South Harrisburg hotels of lonfc ago to which reference was made some days since, Eugene Snyder, the lawyer, tells an interesting anecdote. Back in the days before the Mexir can war many people in Harrisburg especially down town, had flocks of geese. They were particularly the affairs of the women folks and not only furnished an occasional roast, a source of income from fowls or eggs, but likewise the feathers for those early articles of good bedding of which our day and generation has only memories. The birds pre ferred the sidewalks for promenades and got to be such a nuisance that the borough fathers enacted an or dinance forbidding people to allow any geese at all at large. This was an infringement on Harrisburg liber ties and the women folks just ig nored it, while the geese in solemn, silent contempt continued to stalk over downtown pavements. The newspapers contained some official announcements and fulminatlons and the air many words. Then, said Mr. Snyder, Knepley, the high constable, stentorian and vigorous arm of the law, was called upon to do his duty. Knepley arrested every goose. The captures were a noisy occasion and deaf alike to expostu lations of housewives and hissing of geese Knepley herded the fowls into the big yard of his hotel. "There must have been hundreds of them," said Mr. Snyder. "The arrest of the geese made a great hubbub but Knepley remained firm and kept the geese locked up over night. Finally he announced that they would be turned loose next day at noon. Every woman owning geese was duly on hand and so were all the boys, you may be sure. There was great fear among the women lest in the liberation the geese would get mixed. Well, when tho time came "Cooney" opened the gates and instead of a stampede of geese the ganders walked out, each onb with nis tiock and hit the trail for home. Not a goose was lost. The ganders knew the way home and every fowl followed. All the women and boys had to do was to watch the parade." • • • The United States cruiser, Co lumbia, which has been engaged in war work in the vicinity of New York has been under command of Captain Harry E. Brlnser, of this clTyr When the war broke out the captain, who is a son of C. L. Brinser, of Front and Emerald streets, was stationed in Washington, but has been at sea for some time, the coming of peace disclosed. WASH THE STREETS! (From the Literary Digest.) To dry-clean a dirty street with scrapers and brooms is no more sat isfactory than to rub the body with a dry cloth us a substitute for a bath. Washington is the true method of ridding a surface of undesirable mat ter, whether that surface is the skin of one's face or the pavement of a thoroughfare. An editorial writer in Engineering and Contracting (Chi cago, November 28) notifies the munugers of water-works plants that though they do not ordinarily have charge of street-cleaning, it lies within their power to assist, both directly and indirectly, in secur ing cleaner streets. He goes on: "And by 'cleaner streets' we do not mean streets free only of visible dirt, but streets free of the invisible microbes that ride upon tho finest grains of dust. Water, the great cleanser, should bo applied dally in large quantities to all business streets, and at frequent intervals to all paved residence streets. The germ-laden dust should be flushed Into the sewers before it can spread pneumonia, tuberculosis, grippe, or Influenza, and other diseases of the nose, throat, and lungs. "It devolves upon every conscien tious man who knows the efficacy of water as a sanitary agent to do his best to arouse the public and its representatives to the desirabil ity of flushing all paved streets peri odically. The superintendent of every water-works is particularly one who should never rest until his city's streets are as clean as a hospital floor. While it is his duty to prevent the waste of water by meterage and otherwise,. It is also his duty to en courage the consumption of more water for sanitary purposes and for garden Irrigation. A low per-caplta consumption of water should not be his ultimate goal, but rather as high a per-caplta consumption as may be attained after eliminating all waste. \