14 AMEN BRETHREN ARRANGE PEACE AT GAY DINNER Only Discord Is When Presi dent Sits on His Four teen Points Sic.T York.—President Wilson con : eluded peace at the victory dinner of the Brethren of the Amen Corner. The President did more —he effected tho organisation of the Beague of Na tions and announced that he would re turn from Europe the moment he and; Col. House and George Creel could get foreign service chevrons sewed upon their sleeves. Cheers arose from 760 diners at tha Waldorf-Astoria when the President took his seat at the peaco table—ln-| • mediately beneath the pulpit at which j sat Thomas F. Smith, president of the. Corner. As a background for the. President was a huge map of whatj used to he the world, but which np-j peered then under the new name, Wil-j scnta. Col. House had dusted off the peaco | table, and George Creel had set up aj motion picture camera when the Pros-j ldent took his seat, only to arise wich a scream, having failed to notice that his fourteen points were on the chair. "Creel, see that that portion of tho, film is destroyed," said the President, and the historic event proceeded: House—"l have some Important communications here." Wilson—"What are they?" House—"The first Is from Bloyd- George. He appoints you his proxy at the peace conference." Wilson—"l accept. Go on.'' Acts For AH the Allies House—"The second Is from Pro filer Clemenceau, lla asks you to accept his proxy and represent France." Wilson—"l accept. Go on." House.—"The next Is from Orlando. He asks that you honor Italy by ac cepting his proxy." Wilson—"l accept. Go on." And Col. llouse went on, with prox- j ies from Rumania, Greece and Serbia, j When nothing appeared from Monte- j negro, Portugal or Japan, the Presi dent remarked: "Bah! Burleson has boil monkey ing with the malls aguin. Well, what's the first order of business?" Housi- J -"The election of a presiding, officer." Wilson —"I accept." House—"lt seems to me this mat-j lei of a league of nations should be| disposed of." Wilson—"Assuredly, gentlemen, wo J will now take up tho formation of aj league of nations. Has the represent- , ative of Great Britain anything toj suggest?" Wilson (as Bloyd George)—"l have. 3t is that we select a president of the league." Wilson —"Perhaps M. Clemenceau will favor us with his views." Wilson (as Clemenceau) —"I can but echo the sentiments of M. Bloyd Gee: ge." Wilson —"Signer Orlando, may we not hear from you?" AVilson (as Orlando) "Whatever the bunch does suits me." Own \ lew* l'nnecC!*ory Wilson—"Gentlemen, since you are Ir. such thorough accord, it would be fruitless for me to waste your time by expressing my own views, even If they differed from yours. Whom shall we name as first president of the Beague of Nations?" President Smith—"Wilson!" Wilson —"Thank you, Tom. That's the only good turn Tammany ever did me." When Henry Morgenthau had ap pealed for a free Ireland, and Jere miah O'Beary for a free Palestine, the peace conference ended, with the President. Col. House and Creel de- j parting for their chevrons. The dinner's fun started with tlioj appearance of the dog A 1 Smith bad prophesied he would take into the j Executive Mansion with him as Gov- 1 ernor. The dog turned out to be a j tiger.- and Governor Whitman was I moved by the sight to take farewell] of his greatness in the words of I Richelieu. Then Mayor Hylan dropped in to] make a speech, which he did with so; much eloquence that several times he: looked up from his manuscript. "I can be with you hut a little while," the Mayor said, "ns I have to attend the motormen's annual hall. You know, before I was Mayor I was sale! to be the best motorman tho 15. R. T. ever fired. There are a lot ofj jieople in the city to-night who regret! exceedingly that I was ever tired, but; tio matter for that. Never Such n Mayor "Far be it froqi me to boast of my exploits In the realms of statesman ship, but a friend of mine was talk ing to another great statesman from Washington, and this great statesman said he hud been all over the world! end he could say conscientiously that he never in his life saw a big city •with such a mayor as Mayor Hylan." Euther B. Blttle, of the Corner, took advantage of a formal apology for the failure to hold a dinner last year to Indulge in comments upon a variety of things. "You noticed." remarked President Smith, "that Mayor Hylan has ap pointed Mr. Hearst to welcome the soldiers hack." "Oh. yes, but the>'ll have their gas masks," replied Mr. I.lttie. "What do you think Mr. Henrst will any to them?" asked Mr. Smith. "Bruce Blelaski tells me he'll prob ably yell 'Kanterad!' " said Mr. Blt tle. Chairman Hays, of the Republican National Committee, and Senator Hodge had a spirit>d colloquy, which ended with the former's Intimation that In 1920 his party would run a major general for President on a Wood-alcoliol ticket. This paved the •way for the appearance, a little later, of the devil, who learned for the first time of the coming of prohibition. . 'viow, what In hell is a prohibition bill?" he demanded. "Why,'' said President Smith, "that's a law that prevents any one (getting a drink—lf any one else knows It." Devil Define* Prohibition "Ho, ho, ho!" roared the devil "What a cinch! That makes it easy." "WhAt's the biff Idea?" asked the chalrmpn. , "Why, If they send those Huns to hell I'll move up here and bo among; my friends. This will be a hell of a place." Then came the announcement that Governor Smith had named his staff— T. Fortescue Cod. for adjutant gen eral; E. 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