Little Talks by Beatrice Fairfax Somehow or other, Boston does not suggest bigamy. It suggests art, > ulture, and delightful spinsters who have traveled the world over and brought back with them a world of brown photographs, many Baedeck ers and the knowledge of the globe ■ trotter. H hen we think of Boston's ma-1 terial side, we remember baked' bi an* and brown bread, but bigamy i scents foreign to the land of the t'a-j mous "Tea Party" and the "Minute Men." Wo should pass by the spectacle ot the lady-bigamist with a sign for' human depravity, if she had not a; quality (hat if kept within bounds is a highly desirable asset the • luulity of looking young. She tur-i nishes not a bad illustration of the! maxim of our vices are but an ex aggeration of our virtues. By some magic or other she succeeded in. Keeping her heart and her tace so ! young that she is now facing a sev-: cral years' sentence in the Boston Penitentiary. She had a quality that many es timable women would do well to| possess she did not let the dally I grind of life wear her out. She was thirty-six, the mother of| six children, and doubtless had kept: house, done the marketing, contend-1 ed with the cook —or done her own cooking—mid yet she was able to! paSs herself off for nineteen. She | borrowed her nineteen-year-old! daughter's gown, plaited her hair, I turned it up with a bow of ribbon and nia.ned a soldier of nineteen, named M.uthew Crawford. In Her Daughter's Name She gave her daughter's name to the proud bridegroom, and had no difficulty in making everyone con cerned—-groom, minister, witnesses, etc. —believe she was nineteen. Perhaps she was insane, which would be the only excuse for hor conduct. The whole affair is too preposterous, too absurd, for the' deliberate act of a woman in lier ( right senses. To conduct bigamy in the same J town with her family and marry un-| 'itr the name of her oldest daughter- i lor, is i little too much for evenj deliberate wickedness. Nevertheless, I would like to take l this lady bigamist, who at thirty-1 .-ix could palm herself off for nine-! teen and fool the bridegroom, the; minister and everybody else, and Ij would like to put her in a glass! case and show her to all the weary,! WHY WOMEN DREAD OLD AGE Hon t worry about old age. Don't: worry about being in other people's! way when you are getting on in years. I eep your body in good condition and j J ou can be as hale and hearty in your | old days as you were when a kid, and ; every one will be glad to see you. The kidneys and bladder are the causes of senile afflictions. Keep them clean and in proper working condition. Drive the poisonous wastes from the system and avoid uric acid accumulations. 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What is your secret, and won't you, before you go to jail, where you really ought to go, share it with these poor, tired women who look double their age and crawl about as if they were even older." 1 hawe no doubt the fair bigamist would answer: "I don't worry, but I have always been careful to avoid anything in the way of Don't Worry Club.* " The frozen smile, of which 1 am going to call the "itrofessional gladster, ' is the most aging and de vastating thing in the worid. There is something about that inane busi ness that is against human nature. And any one who is "glad" for as many misfortunes as that tiresome young prig would be playing croiiuet in a home for the feeble-minded rather than being at large convert ing the village to her morbid optim ism. I ani aware that something more than a year ago someone produced a brilliant essay, begging forgiveness for the foolish and inane "gladster" craze as the direct descendant of Robert Louis Stevenson. And claim ing that the w hole system of morbid gladness was attributed to the phil osophy of the famous Scotchman. With thousands of other Steven son "fans." this made me indignant. Stevenson, while stricken with a mortal ailment, made the lives of innumerable men and women bright er by his matchless art. that is not to be mentioned in the same sentence] with the "professional" glad vapor-: ings. Stevenson made you glad in spite, of yourself by his charming story telling gift. And he wasn't forever-j kicking up his heels and clapping his hands because something had gone wrong, and that made a fur ther occasion for "gladness." He knew he was doomed to diai young and he did his work In a splendid, straightforward manner and he did no prating about his mis fortune in between times. So I am sure the lady from Boston wasn't a professional "gladster." When things happened to try her patience, she probably didn't go in for any handclapping or glad grim ;! aclng. 1 dare say she was just hu ■ | mane about it. .. I Children ami "lirowiiupa ' And doubles* she entered into the > I spirit ot' play with those six children ' and didn't teel a moment older than JI any or them when the run and j romping were going on. t \\ hen people have been given the t j inestimable blessing ot children, r isn't it better to enter into the spirit i ot their play and tun than to stand 1 aloof like an angry deity watching [ tor their smallest offenses that they s may be punished? It parents would i uluy love ipuiu and puitisii iuoS, tiici'e { would be so much less ot a parent - iland-child problem to face through i the coming years. Where tear is there can be no ' | love, and uie parem wily is ooeyeu ■ 1 with fear may be sure there is no •! love on the child's part; the love ■ may be simulated tor reasons of ' | policy. t' Perhaps lam all wrong about the li bigamist lady of Boston. Maybe •! she was unkind to her children and - slapped and cuiTed them and in ■ spired terror rather than love. And ■ I perhaps she fretted and fussed over [ her housekeeping and her war work s the same a.- - the average woman. But it is 100 bad that anyone ' wicked enough to commit bigamy . should have possessed the secret of [ looking nineteen when sne was tnil . ty-six. And it is too bad that she i can't make some amends for her .! evil ways i>y telling all the good, ,! estimable, tired -women who look L older than they are, what was her \ secret. 'CROPPED GERMAN FROM NAME ■j Bin IY ton, Ind.—Because patrons J refused to make out their rental | checks to to "The German Telephone i Company of Craigsville" because of i the word German in the name, that ; telephone company has changed its name to the Craigville Telephone 'j Company. The directors all favored \ the change, btu the stockholders at I a previous meeting voted not to make ! |any change in the name of the com ; i pany until compelled to. Masonic Homes Notes I The Masonic Homes at Elizabeth town had a "family celebration" on Independence Day, relying on talent' j of the homes to furnish entertain-! ment. Superintendent N. Franklin! Heckler, presided at the patriotic \ j gathering and there also took part ; I Mrs. Henrietta M. Van Horn, piano I , solo; Pauline Tourgee, vocal solo; j Bible reading, William H. Shaffer; ] reading of Declaration of Indepen dence, George R. Welchan; oration j of the day, the Rev. Dr. Dallas M., | DeHuze; vocal solo, Dorothy C. Otto;! ; reading, "The American Union,"! | William H. Shaffer. The audience| ; joined in songs and the naticyial an-j I them. On Sunday the community quartet j of Elizabethtown, furnished splendid : music at the regular services, the | contributors being Miss M. Cather ine Kuhn. Andrew G. Kuhn, Mrs. ; Jacob Shaffer, Professor Tillman H. | Ebersole, Elam Zug. The religious ; services on Sunday, July 14, will be j conducted by the Rev. J. W Mem ! inger, D. D., pastor of St. Paul's Re formed Church of Lancaster, Pa. ' ARRESTED BY U.S. AS AID TO ENEMY Edward A. Ruemly Taken Into Custody, Charged With Perjury to Palmer New York. July 9.—Dr. Edward i A. Rurriely, vice-president and treas urer of the Mail Express Company, publisher of the New York Evening Mail, was arrested here last night in the office of Attorney General Lewis, charged with perjury in a report to A. Mitchell Palmer, alien property custodian. The warrant was issued by a Fed eral commissioner upon the com i plaint of Attorney General Lewis who had been conducting an invests ! nation for sometime into the affairs 'of the Mail. | The Attorney General charged Rumely purchased the stock of the ' Mull and Express Company in June, 1917, from Henry L. Stoddard, and I that in doing so he acted on behalf of the Imperial German Govern ment. The complaint against Doctor Kumely charges that in making a report to the alien property custo , dian regarding the transaction he failed to disclose his relation with ; Count von Bernstorff. German an j bassador to the United States, and Dr. Heinrich F. Albert, commercial attache of the German embassy. The Attorney General charged that the German Govail work on the. island. A number | of men who had been active in the organization last year have returned and resumed their duties. Walter P. Maguire presided at the meeting last night and after reports by the major commandant, Henry M. Stine; the secretary, A. Boyd Hamilton, and the treasurer, John F. Sweeney, the annual election was held. Vance C. McCormick, presi dent since the formation of the Re j serves, being absent in Washington did not desire re-election and Wil liam' Jennings, the first vice-presi- I dent was elected president, other of ficers elected being vice-presidnts. Koss A. Hickok and Walter P. Maguire; secretary, A. Boyd Hamil ton; treasurer, James P. McCul lough; directors, A, M. Porter, : Henry M. Stine, W. M. Ogelsby, ' Henry B. McCormick, Richard C. ! Haldeman. Norman W. Ream, Wal ter L. Montgomery, Benjamin j Strouse and William L. Keller. Major Stine was re-elected eom ; mandant and outlined plans for j division, of the companies into [ mounted men. riflemen and shot gun men. The bulk of the men will be armed with shot guns, the lirst instalment of which will be ; issued Friday night. The drill work of the Reserves, including guard ' duty and riot duty were outlined and what is being done by members in the way of stamping out disloyaltv was presented. This latter work is in charge of a committee headed by William J. Morgan, Major A. M. Porter, Captains F. H. Hoy Jr., L. V. Harvey and W. A. Moore made statements regarding military work and Mr. Morgan reported on inves tigations by his committee. After the meeting an officers' meet- , ing was held and arrangements made for drilling of new rrusn, including a number of draft age who will be; U A (aollen Seal (iiNtomor, I A rirjiNoil CiiMtoiiier** I I Golden Seal Luncheonette ■ Cool. Dairy Dishes fl Delicious Sandwiches I Fresh Vegetables H Homebaked Pastry and the best ice cream in the city 1 * | "Proven nest by City : Health Test." i Novel Combination I LuncJieons. Open from 8 A. M. to I V 11SOlTflM4RKETS0UAGE I JULY 9, 1918. given training until they are called under direction of George N. Barnes, lirst sergeant of Company B. The members will be required to practice with the shotguns and rifles at one of the ranges near the city. At the d:-ill gn Friday night there will be guard mounting and form ing of squares together with skirm ish work on the Island and this training will be advanced and some joint work undertaken with Com pany I when it returns from the Re serve Militia camp. Elections for officers will be held in companies A and B on Friday It is your patriot! : Sam win the war. .This you do wfl Alspure Ice Store! you. fl Every piece ofß reduces the work A which enables us fl a minimum equijn men for war purriH Alspure Ice Stfl Race & Nagle ■ 114 S. 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