Uifl iKe forhijy ||fj^|pj rnffiw \ lining \ Ui 11 Little Talks by Beatrice Fairfax I The other day a group of profes sional women weer discussing Lady Randolph Churchill and her third marriage to a young Englishman named Porch. And one of them, a physician, said, "If her door bell were at the mercy of patients, like mine, all night long, she would not be marrying again at sixty-five." And the miniature painter said: "Nonsense, being up all night with sick folk is velvet compared to my job. No woman ever has a miniature painted ecept xto look young and lovely, and they never sit—at least to me—till they are forty-five." She sighed, passed a thin hand! over a haggard brow and said: "I've! handed over every shred of youth Hid—never had any beauty—well, we'll call it appearance, to mv sitters." The woman who had written plays groaned: "Ungrateful women, neither) of you knows when you're well off. i The most aging thing on earth Is writing plays. You have to contend] with the manager, the actors, the' critics, and if theer is anything left! to you or your play—the public. I.ady Randolph Churchill never! wrote a play or she wouldn't be mar-' rying a third time." The woman who wrote short i stories smiled with deadly superi ority: "Amateurs in affliction, all of rou: the acme of woe is being told how to write a story by a man who would starve if he had to write one himself." Someone else said Lady Randolph had nursed soldiers during the Boer' WB Effect an Astonishing Reduction aw BACK and FRONT LACE Hips, bust and abdomen reduced 1 to 5 inches, yon look 10 to 20 pounds lighter. I p. You are no longer STOUT, you can wear more fashionable styles; and you get Satisfaction and Value at most moder ate price. You never wore more com fortable or "easy feeling" corsets. gpTjffilli LACE BACK REDUSO STYLES Mlfflfl No. 7 23. Low bust, coutil price $5.00 No. 703. Medium bust, coutil, price $5.00 No. 711. Short stout figures, HBajSmBjiSBH low bust, coutil price $5.00 Era Without Elastic No. 7:11, Med. Bust CA Gores No. 732, Low Bust "P lATTR KffiOßfl Slender''and Average Figure* fv JJL give the'' new-form " the figure vogue of the moment. Inexpensive, fault lessly fitting. Unequalled for Comfort, Wear and shape-moulding.sl. to $3.50 SOLD EXCLUSIVELY IN HARRISISCRG AT BOWMAN'S '|jj|Mlllll!IIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIM I Porch S g At Easy-to-Reach Prices 5 S 1 A \ Hammocks i f J Of khaki well made throughout § rustproof chains—elegant springs. Stand 11 $4.50 extra. tf || Five Other Styles Priced up to $27.50 | Fibre Porch (£ yj Q q I j Rockers at *P x.i/O | Made of fine quality fiber—well braced —a very comfortable rocker, worth $6. | Porch Swings <£ 1Q Q I | Special at ||j, Of fumed oak shaped seat rustproof §1 chains with bolt running through to bottom of |j || seat —42 inches wide. While they last, $3.98. M VUDOR PORCH SHADES will keep your Si §§ porch cool, comfortable and secluded. Sold only Kl in Harrisburg by GOLDSMITH. All sizes JH3.75 up. I GOLDSMITH'S I North Market Square THURSDAY EVENING, Bringing Up Father J"** .'•* Copyright, 1918, International News Service THAT'S MR"b I DON'T THE POOR FELLOW ! . I _ _i| OL ** |E ACREM . THEY V/ERE K ■) • OON'T CALL \ZSIW HUbBANO LEFT HIM FOR "A*. DEAL BEFORE. HE ) ONLY SIX t THAT M,rcc^.. - J HE MONTH "' war, and nursing was not a youth-] conserving profession. And someone else remembered thath she had nursed them vefyj long. The group next fell to discussing' her memoirs, which were published in a certain magazine a few years ago. At that time Lady Randolph had been once widowed and once divorced and the public regarded the memoirs as the swan song of a very interesting woman who had started out on her career as a beauty and wound up as a power. But. bless you no, Lady Randolph, then sixty, had no idea of regarding her memoirs as her swan song. They' were nothing more than a noonday carol to her. She kept right on look-j ing lovely, being fascinating and; finally made the young diplomat heri third husband. By this time the group of highly successful professional women, none of whom had passed the forties, and a couple of them a decade younger, wore a resentful look. It was as if the glorious Lady Randolph, still having romances at sity-fiev, had de rfauded them of something—as if perhaps she kept young at their ex pense. None of them knew her,* so they didn't mind showing a claw or two. Someone said she always had plenty o fbrains, but she never used them except to be attractive. Then the miniature painter said: "She evi dently preferred running a beauty parlor to a political salon." The memoirs were canvassed again ! and it wa sdecided if she had not l been a power politically, politicians! had made a power of her. And that,! viewed from any angle, her life had been highly successful, and to all ap pearances a very happy one. She had had no money as money is reckoned these days, something un der fifty thousand dollars, yhen Lord Randolph Churhcill canie to New York forty-four years ago. He was the younger brother of the Duke of Marlborough and infinitely cleverer and more popular than the head of the family. Lord Randolph and Jen-1 nie Jerome met at a dinner in New York, and in those days young ladies used to have accomplishments. Never Has Returned Here It was said to be the understanding and breadth witr which she played a Chopin nocturne that attracted the brilliant Englishman. They married after a short en gagement and the young American beauty became completely identified with the country of her adoption. I believe she is one of the few Ameri can women married to Europeans who has never returned to her native country. But the profesional group, all of whom showed the tooth of time, could not make up its mind what had kept this remarkable woman so young looking. Was it because she had had brains and had employed them in keeping her beauty, rather than in any larger sense? She had never even gone in for fads or hob bies beyond making the best of every advantage. An inuqiry then started if profes sional women, with the sole excep tion of actresses, were ever conspicu ous for their beauty or their ability to retain youth? And no one could remember an example off the stage where this was the case. Moral: Did professional women take enough care of themselves? And an inswer in chorus, "No, they did not." The physician remarked if a wom an's professional duties amounted to anything she could not spend the time in taking facial massage or hav ing her hair treated. "But the men take time for beauty conservation," the miniature painter said. "All the barber shops now have facial mas sage and electric skin treatments and goodness what else." "The men certainly take more time to care for themselves than wc do, women of our class, I mean, not the sex generally speaking." "Well, let them," said the doctor: "when I'm through with a lot of overstrung, nervous women who have nothing especially the matter with them I want no more feminine fussing in my day. It' golf for me, or a long motor ride, no rubbing out of wrinkles or coddling of falling hair." "Well, what do you expect?" ask£d tre short story writer. "Not a third husband at sixty-five, certainly, when I've not annexed my first, at forty-three," said the doctor. So they all sat and flayed to tatters the subject of whether it was better to take the alents God gave and de velop them, or spend them in keep ing young and pretty. At midnight they were still dis cussing it, and at 1 o'clock they had got no farther than to agree that every woman must decide the ques tion for herself. 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Would it not be a good thing if the same idea were carried into gen eral practice? During such a crisis as the present, does not elaborate mourning savor almost as much of ostentation and bad taste as an over display of jewels or sybaritic lux ury? And, even mbre important. Is It to preserve a feeling of confidence and composure concerning those who are on the battleline? 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But it is no forlorn hope upon which they are engaged, no Thermopylae or Little Big Horn. The great majority will come back with waving banners to receive the proud and grateful acclaim of the nation. Certainly gloomy prognostications and headshakes will not help them in what they have to do. They themselves are meeting the ordeal in no such tearful trepidation, but with eager heroism—a song on their lips and a light in their eys—and with unshakable confidence in victory. There will be casualties, alas! But there is no need to anticipate disas ter, no need to stir the hearts of wives and mothers and sweethearts already overburdened with anxiety by dwelling upon dangers and in dulging in morbid imaginings. This is a War for Civilization, and Civilization is restraint. The nation has uncomplainingly accepted the burdens and restrictions imposed by our entrance into the- "war, and our young manhood without a mur mur has subjected itself to the rig orous discipline of the training camps and the hazards of the bat tlefield. Can we not match their fortitude by curbing our apprehen sive impulses and helping to main tain a spirit of public cheer and con fidence? A young girl with a brother at the front to whom she is devoted has been trying to keep a brave front to the world. Many a night she has cried herself to sleep since his de parture, but not even to the mem bers of her own family will she con fess how deeply she is affected. Recently she was deeply hurt by the criticism of one of her friends, who told her that from her actions no one would believe that she cared wliat became of her brother. Fear ful of losing the good opinion of those she knows, she has written to ask me if I think she is wrong in thus veiling her true feelings. I do not. I think she is a real patriot, a worthy sister to that brave boy "over there," and one of whom he can feel proud. Wailing and lam entation might gratify the morbid interest of a few of her acquaint ances, but it would not help her brother In the slightest degree. It would merely, if he learned of it, ditsract and dishearten him from the business in hand. When will people learn that the deepest emotions are those which are least paraded? It is proverbial that the husband who seeks to throw himself into his wife's grave is the soonest consoled. To paraphrase a line from Petrarch: "He who can give open expression to his sorrow has but little sorrow to express." York Makes Bid For Spur of the Susquehanna Trail With the purpose of pushing the claims of York for a place on the route of the Susquehanna train, 150 leading men of that city, members I of the Chamber of Commerce, Rotary club, Kiwanis Club, Auto Dealers' Association, etc., in fifty automobiles yesterday afternoon escorted from Harrisburg to York twenty-five members of the board of governors of the Susquehanna Trail Association together with their wives and daugh ters. Last evening these members were the guests of honor at a reception of the York Motor Club. The address of welcome was delivered by Mayor K. S. Hugentugler. Senator Henry Wasbers, member of the York trail committee, explained the object of the day's trip. The twenty-five governors, all of Daily Dot Puzzle • is it* i I 14 15 ii • 5 '•••'* • • • t" lo * § ' •* 7 i V J 'r £ 3 45 A. P * 3 3a • £ & * 23 41 * .52 47 •41 45 % Draw from one to two and so on to the end. 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