8 "Outwitting the Hun" By Lieutenant Pat O'Brien i (Copyright, 19IS. by Pat Alva O'Brien.) "Good Heavens, Leftenant!" he exclaimed, as he pumped my hand up and down, "how did you ever get away?" and I had to sit right down and tell him and half a dozen other people in the bank all about my ex periences. I had been in England about five days when I received a telgram which, at first occasioned me almost as much concern as the unexpected sight of a German spiked helmet had caused me in Belgium. It read as follows: Lieutenant P. A. O'Brien, Royal Hy ing Corps, Regent's Palace Hotel, London. The King Is very clad to hear of your ewapo from Germany. If yon aret to be in London on Friday next. I>ecember 7, His Majesty will re ceive you at Buckingham Palace at 10.30 a. m. Please acknowledge. CROMKR. Of course, there was only one thing to do and that was to obey orders. 1 was an officer in the army and the King was my .commander-in-chief. I had to go. and so I sat down and sent off the following answer: Karl Cromer, Buckingham Palace, London: I will attend Buckingham Palace as directed, Friday, December 7, at 10.30. LIEUTENANT PAT O'BRIEN. In the interval that elapsed. I ; must confess, the ordeal of calling on the Kng of England loomed up more dreadfully every da?, and I' really believe I would rather have spent another day in that empty: house in the big city in Belgium or. | say. two more days at Courtrai. than go through what I believed to be in store fdr me. Orders were orders, however, and ; there was no way of getting out 61 it. As it turned out, it wasn't half < as bad as I had feared—on the con- j trary, it was one of the most agree-] able experiences of my life. CHAPTER XIX I Am Presented to the King When the dreaded 7th of Decern-: ber arrived. I hailed a taxicab and j in as matter-of-fact tone of voice as I could command, directed the chauffeur to drive to Buckingham: Palace, as though I was paying my regular morning call on the King. My friends' version of this inci- j dent, I have since heard, is that I, seated myself in the taxi and lean-> ing though the window said: "Buck ingham Palace!" whereupon the taxi driver got down, opened the door j and exclaimed threateningly: "If you don't get out quietly and chuck your drunken talk, I'll jolly quick call a bobby, bli" me, if I won't!" But I can only give my word that nothing of the kind occurred. i When I arrived at the Palace gate, the sentry on guard asked me who I was and then let me pass at once up to the front entrance of the. Palace. There I was met by an elaborate- j ly uniformed and equally elaborate ly decorated personage, who, judging < by the long row of medals he wore, must have seen long and dis- ] tinguished service for the King. I was relieved of my overcoat, hat and stick and conducted up a long stairway, where I was turned over to another functionary, who led me to the reception room of Earl Cro- j mer, the King's secretary. There I was introduced to an- [ other Earl and a Duke, whose names I do not remember. I was becoming ■o bewildered, in fact, that it is a wonder that I remember as much as I do of thts eventful day. I had heard many times that be fore being presented to the King a man is coached carefully as to just how he is to act and what he is to) say and do, and all this time I was wondering when this drilling would ' commence. I certainly had no idea that I was to be ushered into the \ august presence of the king without some preliminary Instruction. Earl Cromer and the other noble men talked to me for a while and got me to relate in brief the story of my experience, and they appeared to be very much interested. Perhaps they did it only to give me confidence and as a sort of rehearsal for the main performance, which was scheduled to take place much sooner than I ex pected. I had barely completed my story when the door opened and an at tendant entered and announced: "The king will receive Lieutenant O'Brien!" Life Had No Charms For Him "Oh what a difference in the moraine," says Mr. W. Lesnevski. of 730 Lehman street, Lebanon, Pa. I have had Stomach and Kidney trou ble for years. I could not sleep, but Just roll and toss and wait ,for day light. I had no appetite and I was existing ; ™ *• Parks and son. is asserting D D |j DI I IV/I S average workingman. goes without thi "gs. do without certain other itself as one of Harrisburg's leading mJ 9 JL w M Fur aaaaHHM | saying. The unusual high prices that thinsg, other things too numerous to restaurants. It is'tfue to the untiring have to be maintained to-day be- mention that is making everyone efforts of Mr .Parks to please his 4 nA A T /% .1 f* , - cause of conditions that cannot be think they are standing on needles K j Ull J |VI LIL VrvAnr WE have found the wav for VOU and we have se- helped, are a drag for the man who in their bare feet. The question of customers. Service is the main issue JL 0 vIO lie UUI OlaCCl 1 lrm nnrl i-Tripr! ctorL- nf etvlUh nrv- is working for a stipulated salary, in- j price is the all prevailing angle that at the Crisfield Cafe, connected with lected large and \aned stocks ot smisn ap- aamuch as he cannot pay ihe full the consumer ii looking at, the ques- flrst qua|lt food „ prepmred and . . __ parel for men, women and children. amount for any article that goes tion of delivery is what the merchant wvt - tn tllß InCldentlV We Sell the best in UrOCeries, rreSll and over * certain limit and without is looking at. That is the serious **"*<* l ° s taste. -"iv. j credit stores he. no doubt, would angles in today's food question. Can Mr. Parks, through his large ex- Smoked MeatS. „ D * A T\ if**.** have to deprive himself of necessary manufacturer make the delivery perience as a restaurant man.knows {JUT rnces Ate Savings 10 IOU through the co- what's what when it come ß to wn- * v O operation of cerdit stores, proml- reason to believe that there is full ... . v nent among those of Harrisburg is and plenty of everything in the food ing the public. All the baking and „ Yntt irlnv Have ( rpnit Inn the Gately-Fitrserald Supply Co.. a n because of the bumper cro*s of cooking is done right on the prem- # * **•• *""Jr VlCttllj , person can now get any article h'j 19 1'/ ° the problem of j ses >p o get t jje best resu it s requires I T"■ wm 1-4 I , , , c. ..0r.,. „■*„ a: * >• <■> *•>,,;*■. irvin n. ueppen YOU can furnish the home completely—from top , n South Secon rl Btr eet, just below market is a serious sne. Parks gives to his business. When # to bottom —with little outlay of money. the Square, and they handle all ar- i h * • ..f 3 T rvi y ° U Walk ,nt ° th " Cr,sfleld Ca,e y° u ' K r>llfl hIP I l^nPPl* FT-?*®VSSSS-SSSTSSSITSRA 1 KELIADLE VJ ° CER Let Us Show You How SjfflSSS " k - ; ——• COR - SIXTHANDEMERALDSTS - BOTHPHONE& St at eg** This in°'itself °is fruits, cakes, crackers, candles, in GrOCe Stor6 Staple and Fancy Groceries —but what speaks louder than words! delWe^se^ice"second to none it J! °' e ,, Fruits and Vegetables in Season ' hii !^nAl ■ A f*. nn . t prices than the small merchant can j C e, courteous treatment and a surety be conserved. In flour sales it is Ihp Kocf tn I I heat^T —/ possibly equal. The GateU-Fitz- that you wi n get what you want, try necessary for the consumer to pur- * IIC "CSI I aCC W ISUK? rU ICI I UCAICI gerald Co.'s retail prices are in ac- j E D eppen ' s store. chase fifty per cent, substitute with N — cordance with their buying prices, their allotment of flour. In many nn f ' , .. , urtT T _ low, to give their customers the ad- _ other products the* gTOcer will only I I nil If you want to secure a good position and HOLD IT, get a vantage of the above-mentioned IJn.Tnwn Grocery Store se " a ce rtain amount, thereby doing' ' ™ * ™ J THnRDTIGH TRAINING in a Standard school of ESTAB- bu >" in S Prices. 1 his part in preventing hoarding. OOF* Hit 1 m. Oi. m. IHOKUUUH IKAXINIINU m a atanoara scnooi or r,aiflD one whQ Jg , n doubt Rbout Large Business The Excellent Grocery store at 225 Market Street - > LISHED REPUTATION. th? quality of goods and the low uoes ousiness the eorner of g[xth and Roas gtre#tg uuo ITIOI ivci uu prices that are maintained by this _ , .. ... is doing a large retail business in &• c • . l i a • a d -m IP firm - ar * invit ed to come into the " e o ? t he groceries and fresh vegetables and All kinds OF Oriental and American | Xnh/\rkl t nmmainn st ore and look over the values, the "®'* B ® f A"* Thuf fru,ts - THese products are fresh and ... , J? (jCIIOOI OI commerce prices and compare them with any owned and managed wholesome and it is a model store, dishes Served. Is others maintained anywhere. v.. S= whcro everything is handled clearly _ . _ , r>- •i o • Meyer Maicus, who has had a large f rom tjj e time it comes in the s(tore . * m* Business —Stenography—Civil Service c . , „ , ex ? erl !?f e '? th ? K^ ocer y business. until it , s delivered to teh customer. Open 11 A. M. —Close lA. M. ° r J Snurrier Restaurant Anything in staple and fancy gro- r m DIJ ICC? ** _ 1 . o ... opurricr a l\CMdurdlll ceries can be secured at this store. u rk v a m .1 Troup Blag. 15 o. Market square Patpr* tn Rannnpf Quality brands of goods that hereto-; How Do You Like the . \ r IW UOU4UCI3 ore cou irt on (j. be secured at the | l( n , . _i • I bee ME • I BELL 455. DIAL 4393 _ _ downtown stores can now be secured ■ CdSu 311(1 Carry Plan? I Before I SPURRIER'S I FULLY ACCREDITED Mr. Spurrier, of the Spurrier Res- fronl Mr M arcus Everything 's ' ••• bhom siwiK.ng wr wnnikn W ( g Fresh vegetables and fruits in sea- wSo CHELSEA AUTO WRECKING Bakery * T II r AV J ASC CARFARE his increasing restaurant bulness. bought everyday, so Uiat you" are aSdothera A. BCHIFFMAN, Proprt.ter MpUy rflFll \f riCPC ... , . . tho ® e acquainted with assured of strictly fresh goods. have not fared so well One of those Dealer U C Cater For Banquets new mru rriwca wtll bring you to our restaurant, this is a b,g piece of smoked meats" of all kinds are who is doin'g a iarge buVine.s'umler USED wrecked and - CHASSIS MOO.OO M ew Store snrrier' po St!ll ,rM i. ♦>, handled. The famous Lnited States this plan is S. S. Etter, at 1515 Derrv OUTAUTOS 1409 N. Sixth St. RUNABOUT 435.0 wew axorc Kf. p urrler ■ Restaurant 1s one of the slicing Machine is installed, which Bt reet. OLD AUTOS p . TOURING 430.00 to ee - better kind, and while not so large, slices dried beet and bologna, boiled Thiß stor e has recently been oncn • ** 1021 Market St. i'none 4498. TOWN'CSI A USED PLAYER PIANO 'Vepa'red food to'be^ad ty The n v d m b a e kl hum ' et % thickness that is de- ed and from the fU the r J "'* Rn'.'iui - . prepared iooa to De Had. rhey make B j re( i. Smoked hams, cream andiCarrv Plan" was used. The laree / \ TRUCK ooo!io for $290 and Pe s C hort (M-ders me They Sweit * e f, chee se are specialties. amount of sales allow that the large f n ■|| D I (~Z. ~ r-Z™ —-•- iSrss™ Ruhl's Bakery Special For This] w ,'l h^'^?™. r ,? o - H. G. Day WE MAKE A " ,HC WFFI f , 1421 Derry St.. , 'l™ iSlkS'S?' ,O |JJ? , *S , w*K.SSLr t ?i" SESS^.!- 1 yOU S!f.£££•"•"• bra d, so we make the WfcfcK. •- ' : J f \ r — v _ UI7GTP Libby's Ev. Milk, large can. 12c f A f _ i V-■ cjc; AS N H M _ _ _ Whitmore Corn, can 12c M. H. Baker and] Fish Market Ryder Bros. E.M.Shuler&Co. SCHMIDT Company a„d Ee ,au F rh ope „ed o ys , ere srw Plumbine De * ,er "" ' mK and AU Kind of Fresh Fish feaX u r p ipf e ,l.^'.':":Jft H? LOEIST Plumbing Supplie. Fish, Oyster.& Game , CREAM Fruits, Nuts, Vegetable, f WM. CLOMPUS 313 MARKET STREET Steam and Hot Russ Building Lemoyne, Pa. —rket a. u Pho .„ STAP GROCERIES S. S. ETTER'' Harrisburg, Pa. Water Heating Market Square ph " Free Auto Delivery 1515 DERRY ST - r M ;-JZL W £ZZ a HARRISBURG, PA. J > J \ -2LJ 2109 GREEN STREET -CASH AKD CARRV PtAN" r N f PEN MAR SYRUP, can, 30c ' S A FISHBURN 1 f The Excellent Grocery ' r • C~ /-I v I (I , • I Von Phone Me and I'll Wire Vos Red and Bine I.able • 4 IkMILIWIVII MEAT MARKET -H h nff)-r Tl OTS\ VITIO A ■ ■ I A m GEO -HM A A V IR HCK EIWOOD D. c ROSS karo - 15 c -S? 8 Crisfield Cafe Lead, Ulass, House FurnishinKs, MEYER MARCUS Grß n CtmnU BR T^ Y . The Telegraph Printing Company Try Our 35c Dinner. Stand and Baaae. 7* h nnd M-e.a y S , fc PenbrooU, Pa. 1001 . B, h '„. '■ Fed^7 B ,.. Harrlabur., _ :3g Main St. Penbrook. Pa Cnmberland. I'rnn.7l vanla v ' y J 1 213 Chestnut Street v <— N - r ' v —— v > _ Drink (cc&(!Qa In Bottles Exclusive Stamped Goods. Tarn. CHICKEX MEAT MASH A f , A The Original Nut-Side Oleo- Froat and Pine Steel ton. P h lr p EC PH TY P COCO COLA BOTTUNG WORKS, 1326 Marion St Bell Phone 860 V | White*Fiyer Butte'rine"! !ano > op*" every ."en,n g r [ Penbrook, Pa. Phone 4755-R I STjSSSn W*T PS UMB 1 GOOD THINGS PHILADELPHIA QUICK LUNCH { We,t ?.^.®^ ktr7. Shop F.nsravlns, Photosraphlc Suppllea, " "~7,„„ B Al} 8 C A sLs''' OK° AX"vTATI'oKEHY >