LBB ai\d all ike Life's Problems Are Discussed j By Mrs.' Wilson Woodrow WHAT would you do if you found yourself "broke in a strange city, without friends or acquaintances ? That was the interesting question a man submitted to me the other day. "Submitted", though, is hard ly the word; he had just met me as I was strolling up Fifth Avenue, and as he turned and walked along beside me he shot out the ques tion with a vindictive earnestness that showed his feelings had been aroused to the boiling point. "I don't mean merely 'strapped' or 'financially embarrassed', he went on. "but 'fiat broke', penni less, hungry, with no place to rest your lieud". 1 reflected a moment, "Why, if such u thing should happen to me, rapping the wood of my umbrella handle to avert the evil possibility, I should try to get something to do—l wouldn't care what". "But suppose you had tried anH failed ? Suppose you were faint with hunger and ready to drop with fatigue "Oh, then I suppose I would ap ply to one of the public charities," 1 said. "Yes: and a sweet chance you'd run of getting any relief,'' he ex ploded wrathfully. Then he launch ed, as I had anticipated, into the story which explained his perturbed spirits. He had called the day before, it Get On Our BOOKS EASY CONVENIENT NO WORRY All need do to get that new Spring Outfit ia to com* ia here—choose whatever you daaire and arrange the payments to •uit your convenience. We Clothe the Family Ladies' Suits • sl6 98 up Men'* Suits • $15.00 up Boys' Suits - • $ 5.00 up 36 N. 2nd. 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Corn Products Refilling Company, P.0.80x 161, New York Stiliaf Raprcaaetathre—National Starch Co., 13S South 2nd St., Philadelphia. Pa. I? saaa ' WEDNESDAY EVENING, , HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH APRIL 24, 1918. Bringing Up Father * Copyright, 1918, International News Service *•* *•* *•' By McM ißisuu ZTTOTTyi 'ff-Tfl If tot II sv-ss^l * >v : f J3-® ww „m? w !!SE S OH , V/ I SfSSSi "<£<*= b-, • T hrro b'TTiN WAVTIN* 1 HE ** r - , p OHSMAGCIE- H UP >SUR them- " ' ; seemed, at a private school which is 11 attended by his little daughter, and 11 there had found in conversation with 11 the principal, a man of good etd-j ! dress, although looking a little seedy, i, who was trying to obtain a position j , —in an extra or substitute capacity ! t if nothing better offered. ', I The principal had nothing for |, i him,'but the applicant still linger ;ed and so persistently urged his I 'claims that she finally turned to my j j friend, and explaining that the man j' was a teacher from the far West | who had failed, through no fault of j 1 his own to establish an expected j i New York connection, asked if he j : knew of any opening, i "Not necessarily at teaching".-! said the Westerner, quickly stepping forward as if to forestall the almost j certain demurrer. "I am willing to I do anything—anything at all, no : matter how small the pay, until 1 ! have a chance to look around." j The New Yorker is naturally sus- j picious—he has been so often stung | —but there was something in this j j man's manner that aroused my friend's sympathy, a hint of despe- • ration. Looking closer he saw in ! the stranger's face the signs of phys- ! j ical suffering. He scribbled a line ! jon a card to a friend who is in ] i charge of a large business establish- i '< ment, asking that the man be given employment suitable 10 his quaiifica- j Hons: then he drew the other aside i and pressed a bill frnto his hand. | But the Westerner reddened and ! drew back. "Oh, no. thank you," he protested. "1 can't take money. | I merely want work, and you have already given me a chance at that." . "Don't be a fool," said my friend. "You're hungry, and you can't | strike for a job properly on an emp- j jty stomach. If the case were re- i ! versed, I'd take that dollar only too j ! quickly." ! In the end the teacher was per- \ j suaded. and hurried away with the ' | bill and my friend's card. The next , 1 day the latter was surprised to re- j ' eeive a visit from the Westerner, j who jubilantly announced that the j card had secured him a position # run- . ning a freight elevator, and that | having been paid a day's wages he had come to return the dollar. Then the man told something of j his experiences. He had come to | New York to accept a place in a j school, but on the way was taken I ill with pneumonia and had to go j ito a hospital on his arrival. When ! i he came out the vacancy he was I ' after had been tilled, and his money | ! was about all gone. He knew no j | one in New York, and he hesitated i until the last moment to write back | j home for aid. I When he did he had to face the I fact that ten days must intervene j j before he could get an answer, j j Feverishly he sought for work. The I Municipal Employment Bureau sent j i him to a munitions factory in Ho- ! boken, but Ihe doctor there refused j to permit .him to work on account or [ his weak lungs. He was compelled j to pawn his every possession, .even l down to his overcoat, and walked ; miles daily to save carfare, but still ! he could get no work. "Two days before I met you", he [ said to my friend, "I spent my last ten cents for a sandwich and a glass ] of milk. That dollar of yours !ook-j ed bigger to me than all of Rock- ! efeller's millions." "But if you were hungry," de- ; manded the other, "why did you not | go to one of the public charities J" j "I did", he smiled grimly. "They j gave me a blank to fill out as long as the moral law. and, asked for per sonal references. I wrote down the j name of a bank president, the may- ! or and several other prominent cit izens of my home town. Then they (old me to come back the next morn ing. I gasped: twenty-four hours seemed a long wait to me. 'Can't you give me some little job in the meantime?' I pleaded. 'Something even if it earns nte onlv ten or fif teen cents?' But they said no: they must first telegraph to my ref [ erences I. "When I heard that I reached out j and grabbed the blank I had tNled out ajtd tore it jn two. 1 would ; rather starve than let those men whose names I had given know that ; I was reduced to such straits." "And that is organization char ity tor you," concluded my friend j disgustedly. "Ask for bread and ' they will give you a stone—neatly j tied up in red tape. Not another j dollar of mine do they ever get." i I do not give this little story for I the purpose of arranging public or i organized charities. It I were to |do that, I should be overwhelmed with a mass of figures and statistics and by them can always prove and I justify its existence. I only say that if a case of this kind could occur—even if it is an individual and exceptional case there is something wrong with the charities. System is a necessity, of course, especially in a bureau called upon to deal with the vast horde of | lrauds and fakirs and mendicant im j postors. But the tendency of svs | tem is always to make itself the I be-all and end-all to make the ' way of doing the tKing more im i portant than the actual doing it. j Over at the front the F'rench ; officers, finding themselves hant : pered and enmeshed by War Of- I tice red tape, have introduced an ; efficiency feature which thev call "System D", and which simply I means to go ahead and do the neces | sary or proper thing and then get | the authority or permission for it I afterward. Possibly our charitable and phll ! anthropic agencies would be im- I proved by the addition of a few "System D" experts. Possibly• also, j they would profit by cutting out some of the statisticians and calcu lators. and putting in their place a ; few red-blooded and sympathetic persons who possess at least the j character-reading ability of the or- I dinary clerk. | Daily Fashion | ylint jj| pttially For This jjj exv.f paper jwttwa—— § J /% \ ■ i I rjk V 15t665 VA VI A NEW BEDTIME GARMENT. Xovelty runs riot in bedtime gar ments. This delightful set consists of a bed or combing jacket trimmed with cluny insertion and finished at the neck with a ruche of lace and chiffon. The pajamas are in one piece and very easy to make. They are gathered at the lower edges and held in place with elastic. Pink tub satin is used for both jacket and pa jamas. Medium sizes requires 6 yards 40-inch satin, with 3 yards of lace. Pictorial Review Bed Jacket No. 7665. Sizes, 32 to 42 inche3 bust. Price, 20 cents. Pajamas No. 7645. Sizes, 36 to 40 inches bust. Price, 20 cents. Daily Dot Puzzle • 34 • 57 39 . . * *>:* 32 33 * \ 3B V x "49 v , \y <* Zfc 27 * s * Zfc 7 *4B 1 25 ' *4b I 23 .47 ! • • 24 2*. ' 9 * . .. "-^rT 3 ' S *3 „• •• 7 f' 55 ( ' * What has Willie drawn? Druw from one to two and so on to the end. 1 Wheatless Meals Wheat is the most pressing food need of the allies. Americans alone: can supply wheat until the next har-1 vest and they can do so only by re-1 ducing their total consumption of wheat to one half of normal. Not all us can cut our wheat consumption 30 drastically, but those jpf us who can do so, must. Some, indeed, are giving up the use of wheat entirely. It can be done. Here are suggestions from the United States Fdod Admin istration for palatablo and nourish- j ing wheatless meals. Housekeepers . will be glad to know of these variad ways of using up the wheat substi-i tutes they are patriotically buying. SUNDAY Breakfast Oranges, baked eggs, barley muf-| fins, jelly or jam. I/uncli or Supper Creamed lobster or salmon, thin| corn bread, oatmeal cookies, tea. Dinner Roast mutton, mint sauce, brown-j ed potatoes, cauliflower, date and cheese salad, sweet potato pie with! cornmeal crust. TUESDAY Breakfast Stewed prunes, hominy grits with top milk, hashed brown potatoes, 100 ! per cent, oatmeal biscuits. I'linch or Supper Italian polenta, baked apple, top; milk. Dinner Cream of cauliflower soup, soyj bean loaf with tomato cause, baked f potatoes, spinach salad, apricot tarts! in oatmeal crust. Breakfast Grape fruit, omelet, creamed po tatoes, toasted barley muffins, liiineti or Supper l>aked pinto beans, Boston brown! bread, prune whip, corn crisps. Dinner Vegetable soup, salmon loaf, sea!-! loped potatoes, peas, celery and" cheese salad. Indian pudding. WEDNESDAY Breakfast Apples, home-made sausage, corn meal griddle cakes, corn or maple syrup. Lunch or Supper Welsh rarebit served on oatmeal j erack/ers, fruit ice, oatmeal cookies.: Dinner Beef pie with potato crust, hom iny, ejscalloped cabbage, creamy rice pudding. THURSDAY Breakfast Oatmeal with dates, codfish cakes, i corn flour muffins. Tiunch or Supper One-half baked potatoes, creamed leftover meat, radishes, sliced bana-[ nas. Dinner Baked beef hearts or braised ton-i gue, potatoes au gratin, dandelion; greens, barley pudding. FRIDAY Breakfast Rice with maple sugar and top! bilk, escrambled eggs, toasted muf fins, jelly or marmalade. launch or Supper Cornmeal mush and meat or fish, i | i What About jjj | the Awning i|| I For Those ij! Real Hot Days? j;j ! Place your order with \! J us now so that when you !! | ; need them we'll be able to !j I ! hang them foi you. '; Later on .our shop will ;i be overcrowded with or- 11- ! ders. , ! j Right now prices arc as < ! low as they can possibly | | be. Our 37 years ,in mak- I ! ing awnings for the home ; | and business is our guar- i! ; antee of satisfactory ser- '! ; vice. GOLDSMITH'S! i North Market Square j fresh fruit sause, barley cake. Dinner . Halifut stead, riced potatoes, to matoes escalloped with Victory bread, carrot salad, oatmeal fruit meringue. SATURDAY Breakfast Stewed aprigots, oatmeal, potato cakds, barley biscuit. I.iiucli or Supper Rice and cheese, thin cornbread, plum sauce, oatmeal cookies. t Dinner Swiss steak, boiled potatoes, sweet potatoes, creamed celery, datei pud ding, coffee. Suggestions For Victory Meals These receipts will help you save wheat flour. C'ornmeal Crust For Pies—Grease a pie tin. Cover it with dry corn meal by shaking with a rotary mo tion. Have cornmeal covering pan to a depth of 1-16 to Vg inch. Fill with pie mixture. Bake. Barley Pudding—s cups milk, 1-3 cup barley meal, Vj cup molasses, Vz I teaapoon salt, 2 tablespoons sugar, 1 j teaspoon ginger. Scald the milk, pour this on the ; meal and cook in double boiler twen- | I ty minutes; add molasses, salt, sugar I and ginger. Pour into greased pud-| 1 ding dish and bake two hours in a i slow oven. Serve either hot or cold r with top milk. Oatmeal Fruit Meringue—Turn ! I left-over oatmeal into a round mold I I and cool. When cold, turn out, cut in slices % inch thick, put one slice ' 1 in a round dish, put a layer of bet-- ! : ries or sliced peaches on it and on , top of this another slice of oatmeal. , j Beat the whites of 2 eggs until light. I | add 4 tablespoons powdered sugar> , A Garford for every commercial purpose You've dot to get all !x t S the work and faithful -2 Ton S3OOO - # 3/4 Ton $3900 ness out ot your motor 5 Ton S4BOO ' ' 1 1 11 e Ton $oo truck that you would FOB Factory j out of a first class employe. We are ready to demonstrate this self paying-for truck to you at any time. The Gar ford will do a lot of heavy work fast. % The Overland-Harrisburg Co. 212-214 North Second Street Open Evenings and beat until line and glossy. Spread this meringue over the top of the fruit and oatmeal, dust with powdered sugar and stand in the oven until a golden brown. (Yolks of eggs may be used to make a cus tard). Barley Hermit Cakes —% cup fat, ,%ctip sugar, 1 egg, 2 tablespoons milk, 2 cups barley flour, 2 teaspoons baking powder, 1-3 cup chopped raisins, % cup chopped nuts. > U tea-I spoon cinnamon, V* teaspoon cloves, i Combine the ingredients as for | cake, add enough barley flour to make a dough stiff enough to be rolled. Roll thin, shape with a I small cookie cutter and bake on tin I sheet. | ENORMOUS CASUAI.TIES t HORRIFY TEUTON TOWN'S The Mamie, April 2 4. —German I provincial town,s are greatly dis turbed over the enormous casualties I resulting from the west front offen- j sive. The papers are daily filled with obituaries. As an example during the first five I days of the offensive the small fron- i tier town of Bentheim had sixty- j seven dead and Gronau had twenty- i j seven. I'I.VMI 11AHO Al.\ j A Kimball upright piano, large ! mahogany case, at $185.00, was' $250.00, new. Taken in exchange for a fine Price & Teeple Player Piano, i Yohn Bros., 8 North Market Square, i city. j > Junior Red Cross TAG DAY May 4 SENATE REFUSES CIiASS ONE DRAI'T QUOTA BASIS Washington. April 24.—The Sen ate yesterday afternoon refused to concur in the House amendments to the resolution fixing draft quotas upon the numbfcr of men in Class 1, rather than on population. Senators I Hitchcock, Chamberlain and Warren | were appointed as Senate conferees, j The House amended the bill so that I each local board district would be I given credit for all voluntary enlist ments in either Army or Navy since j April 1, 1917. | NO ADVANCE IN PRICE^ MEURALGIA e* j X F°* quick results rub the Forehead (W and Temples with Little lody-Guard inTtbcr IflFy I VicßSvaponußlf 25c——50c—$ 1.00 ehhebib f-y • A CHKST OF 2 I'IECES m 1(1 f-\ of Community {or £])) ® Silverware for. . 5 1 Get It on our liberal Clu'i fejp Plan—Easy weekly 3*^ Payments 206 Market Street g\\ g? 5