ReadiivjfirWyftgivaivd oil the K&TMRII Pf^Pf Life's Problems Are Discussed j Bv MRS. WILSON" WOODROW Bob Smith enters the Aviation "orps. The business of the Aviation Corps is to fly. Consequently, we picture Bob Smith as soaring aloft, darting hither and thither in dragon-fly flights. making hazardous scout ing trips out over the enemy s lines, bombing hostile trenches and supply depots, fighting deadly els two thousand feet and more up in the air, wheeling, circling, dodging among the clouds. But as a matter of fact Bob Smith may never leave the ground. He may never occupy a seat in an airplane except as a passenger nnd merely for the sake of the ex perience. Yet that is not saying that Bob Smith is not as truly serving his country, or that his work is any less important than that of the renowned "Ace" who boast a score of fifteen or more enemy ma chines to his credit. In order that the "Ace" may successfully perform his adventur ous feats, it is highly essential that every bolt and nut and spar and May upon his fragile craft shall l. e true and taut, that his controls shall work without a hitch, that his engine shall function lin t-logged and the buzzing whil of his propeller continues unstilled. And for this pcrpose a force of assistants is required—hangar men. skilled mechanics and sail makers. If I am not mistaken, ihe squad attached to each air plane is composed of fifteen men. one flyer and fourteen others who remain upon the ground, yet whose service is no less vital and indispensable. This illustration seems to me very aptly to epitomize the duty and relation of each of us toward the Government in this day of stress. The business of our nation at present is war. And it is the busi ness of every American man and woman to help make that war ef fective and speedily victorious, no matter what the personal sac rifice or hazard involved. But even in the army every man i= not called to the trenches. Xo less requisite to the fighting opera tions are the commissary and transportation departments, the en gineers, the hospital units, the ord nance and signal corps—all the various and diverse elements which make up the organization behind the lines. Only a small proportion of the PNEUMONIA tgt First call a physician. Then begin hot ft applications of— Vk'K'SVAKtRUEQ FLUSH KIDNEYS : WITH SALTS IF BUCK IS ACHING Noted authority says we eat too much meat, which clogs Kidneys. Take glass of Salts when Kidneys hurt or Bladder bothers you. No man or woman who eats meat regularly can make a mistake by flushing the kidneys occasionally, ;-ays a well-known authority. Meat forms uric acid which excites the kidneys, they become overworked from the strain, get sluggish and fail to filter the waste and poisons irom the blood, then we get sick. Nearly all rheumatism, headaches, liver trouble, nervousness, dizziness, sleeplessness and urinary disorders come from sluggish kidneys. The moment you feel a dull ache in the kidneys or your back hurts or if the urine is cloudy, offensive, full of sediment, irregular of passage or attended by a sensation of scalding, stop eating meat and get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any phar macy; take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfast and in a few days your kidneys will act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, com bined with lithia, and has been used for generations to flush and stimu late the kidneys, also to neutralize the acids in urine ao it no longer causes irritation, thus ending bladder weakness. Jad Salts is inexpensive and can not injure; makes a delightful eff-.-r --\ escent lithia-water drink which everyone should take now and then to keep the kidneys clean and active and the blood pure, thereby avoiding ,-erious kidney complications. SUFFERED WITH INDIGESTION "Was Dizzy- Felt Irritable" says Mrs. V. Curtis, 11 :> 1 Monroe street, Harrisburg. "Indigestion and nervousness were always with me. After eating had pain in stomach and would get so dizzy I could hardly see. Was nervous and irri table. Had headaches and pain in back of neck. "I worried so much that I could not sleep at night, and in the morn ing hardly had the strength to do my work. Sanpan made a new woman out of me and I am pleased to recom mend it." * Sanpan is being sold exclusively at Keller's Drug Store. 405 Market street. Harrisburg.—adv. SATURDAY EVENING. HXRRISBURG llTtPffcl TELEGRAPH APRTT, 6, 1013. ! Bringing Up Father Copyright, 1917, International News Service *•' *•' By McManus I OH: VJHEN I I I WISH YOU WOULD I J T° ■ THERE'S MR.JONE*, 1 I VOU CBBPTI ONLN YEt>TEROA> I 1 ■ THINK OF THE HAVE THOUGHT 0 F ■ T HINK OF HOV# (7. T - WHV \ ™OOYHFOL WW I HE WOULD HAVE ' ■ MEN THAT I ONE BEFORE YOU ■WE HUbB*ND* ISL - • I CHOKED HE* TO DEATH | COULD HAVE NAILED ME' g TREAT JJMEIR \ I ■ HER rs EC K ?Bfil I ,Fr THE POL-CE HADN'T | crew of a battleship is used to j man the big guns. Yet who would j say that the work of the stokers | far down in the hold is any less j important and heroic: yes. and 1 also the work of the riveters in the yards. For without the rivet i ers and shipbuilders, w'ithout the 1 stokers and coal-passers, the big j guns would never get into action. I am trying to make a point here, apropos of a large number of letters I have recently received. Here is one which I select as a ! sample: "Dear Mrs. Woodrow: I have something which has been troubling me for some time. I am a young woman twenty-three years old. 1 pleasantly situated in an excellent ; position, and earning a good salary. But I am not happy, for I have an 'intense desire to serve my country. ">ly brother has joined the army and I want to do my share, too. | Every day I grieve that I am not a ! man and "able to enlist. I have been doing considerable work for tl\,e Red Cross, and am now in charge of a large auxiliary: but I long to be of more active service. I speak two languages, but have only a limited ■ knowledge of French. "Can you advise me what to do. so as to be of greater aid to my jcountry? DISCOURAGED.'' There speaks the earnest, devoted I spirit of the American woman, en- thusiastic to help. But "Discouraged" should rem em- I ber that we can't all fly, we can't all : chase submarines, we can't all go i over the top. An efficient chorus i girl, tilling up her thrift card with : War Savings Stamps, rigidly observ- j ing the meatless and wheatl -ss days. ' doing her bit for the Ked Cross be- i tween whiles, and every night help- | ing to lift the strain of care and [ worry by her graceful performance i is aiding much more to win the war ■ than some inefficient, untrained "Sister Susie." who. by pull or per suasion. has managed to obtf in a nurse's uniform and get to the front. Even in the old days, war was a i matter of infinite attention to de , tails. The horseshoe, the horse, the rider, the battle, the kingdom were lost, "all for the want of a horseshoe ' nail." And to-day it is an enterprise | a thousand-fold more complex, so 1 I ramifying and co-ordinate as to include the whole people. It mere ly remains to direct the energy of | each individual into the most effect ive channel. | I yield to no one in jny honor for our fighting men. nor for the won ,derful. self-sacrificing women who. heedless of death and danger, are cheerfully accepting all the priva- J tions and toil of service on the other ' side. No one should refuse to fol : low their gallant example, who is needed or fitted for the work they are doing. Let your qualifications be submitted to the proper authori | ties: and then, if you are called, ans- j j wer. "Ready:" and so. i If not. then fight for your country j by putting the very best you've got j ! in you into your job; for as has been j frequently pointed out, it is not bul , lets alone that will win this war, but dollars, and food and ships, and by j keeping together the vast, intricate j framework of business and industry, j So to r>ob Smith and to Lizzie ; Smith, too, I'd say: "Fly, if that's what Uncle Sam wants of you. But whatever you do, don't 'go up in the | air." I.EONARI) R. JAMISON PIES | . .West l'airvicw, Pa.. April t>. — 1 Leonard R. Jamison died at his | home here on Thursday evening. He ■ is survived by his mother, a brother i and two sisters. The funeral will be I held to-morrow afternoon at 2.30 ! o'clock, conducted by the Rev. Mr. j Heist, pastor of the United Brethren j Church. Burial at Enola. CRITICISM OF A "FAT" STORY We were criticized for telling fat ! people to "tender" seventy-five cents j to their druggists for a large case of | Marmola Tablets. .Several wrote in I saying the use of the word "tender" I was incorrect, that "tender" in such ' a connection raised the impression the I druggist might refuse seventy-live I cents as insufficient. } Xow, isn't that odd? A few weeks ago seventy-five cents was "tendered" to a Broadway druggist and he did ' refuse it. That is, he said he had no Marmola Tablets, whereas he did have seven cases. But the wholesale house was closed, it being on a Saturday, and he had to prevaricate to protect his regular customers, who absorbed those seven cases later in the day. This elegant pharmaceutical adapta tion of that famous, fashionble fat re ducer. the Marmola Prescription (viz.. '4 oz. Marmola. * oz. Fl. Ex. Cascara Aromatic. 4 s oz. Peppermint Water), i certainly having a remarkable vogue. Millions of casgs of tablets are sold yearly and their fame grows. This is doubtless because of their i hainilessnf-s-s (guaranteed by the Mar ! mola Co.. 564 Woodward ave., Detroit. •Mich.), and sure ability to remove ten ; to sixteen ounces of fat ERDAY Alio Attractive Rooms from $1.50 IUU KOOmS I I The Restaurant Prices Are Most Moderate 400 Baths gßwtf ' B( r Tr ibl ß '' y .°" Wi " we,r a scien, ' ftc *"y constructed Si The dra i"K weight of an unronflned bast no stretches the St * supporting muscles that the contour of the figure is spoiled. II JOITTCKsJI W p,lt the bu,t back w l* re It he ; - W. i longs, prevent the full bust from h\ u # M OILSJB, having the sppearance of flab- I' jnui (be• an uo -lek} biness, eliminate the dinffr of 1 ' M'Sl BRASiIEREJ dragging muscles and conflne the N flesh of the shoulder giving a YJ , r ?\ Jw/ffij. graceful lino to the entire upper body. IJ '' - f\"l nable—come in all materials and styles: Cross Back, llook ' VitM M Front. Surplice, Bandeau, etc. Boned with " Walohn," the rustless boning—permitting washing without removal. jEis£//M Have your dealershow you Bien Jolie Brassieres, If notsteck iiKXw c