6 HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH .4 NEWSPAPER POM THE HOME Poundt4 Ujl Published evenings except Sunday by THE TELEGRAPH PIUSTOG CO, TtlcKrnph Building, Federal Square. E.J. ST A CKPOLiß,fr#f'* (r Editor-in-Chirf p. R. OYSTER, Bujintjj Manager. OUS M. STEINMETZ, Managing Editor. Member of the Associated Press —The Associated Press is exclusively en tltlert to the use for republication of •ill news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited In this paper and also the local news published herein. 411 *lshts of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. . Member American /fl Newspaper Pub- I Ushers' Assocla- Bureau of Circu lation and Penn- Eastern office. Avenue Building, Sintered at the Post Offlcs in Harris burg, Pa., as second elass matter. By carriers, ten cents a 475fefo?iTouife> week; by mall, $5.00 a year In advance, MONDAY, MARCH 18, 1918 He that will not reason is a ligot; he that cannot reason is a fool; and lie that dares not reason is a slave. —A . DBVMMOND. WITH DUE DILIGENCE AUDITOR GENERAL Charles A. Snyder, seems to have started upon a fair way to make a rec ord in collection of revenue for the State of Pennsylvania, by exercise of an oft-abused phrase—with due dili gence. This expression is commonly used and commonly disregarded, in official as well as private business. Following it, to judge from state ments made at tho Capitol, seems to have put the State on line to obtain an income approximately $40,000,- 000 this year. The fact that our Commonwealth has even that mag nificent sum in sight is a cause for congratulation, and the fact that the fiscal officer in charge of the reve. nuc has gone after it is pleasing in deed. It is not going to oppress any one or interfere with any busi ness to get this sum in hand. It is the revenue which the State ordi narily gets from corjiorations and other sources and the first fruits of the direct inheritance tax law. There are some who consider that the di rect inheritance act was not needed, but that exercise of due diligence would supply the revenue needed even for the lavish appropriations authorized last year. But that is nere nor there. When Mr. Snyder took office, there were unadjusted tax matters In the files of the Auditor General's Department, and the condition in which papers were found by him, was a bad reflection upon his pre decessor. It required months of work to straighten out the accumu lated tax settlements, as they are officially known, but although Mr. Snyder has been in office less than a year, he is able to state that the back cases, some covering a period of years, have been virtually cleared up and the money passed over to State Treasurer H. M. Kephart, and that current business is in hand. The plain statement of the finances ehows what can be done, not by f trass band methods, but by due dili gence. BOMBAST THE bombast of General von Ludendorf, who boasts that the German armies are stronger than their opponents on the West Front and calmly await the allied attack, sounds suspiciously like tho utterances of the small boy who loudly proclai.ns that he can lick anybody on the block, but who takes It out In talking. He. goes about v/itli a chip on his shoulder Inviting his comrades to knock it off, all the time hoping they won't. The views of von Ludendorf and von Hindenburg are strangely kt variance. Hindenburg says the "great offensive must continue," while von Ludendorf would be con tent to mark time and let the allies try Issues in an attack. It would seem to be the tactics of Germany at this time to confuse her enemies t>y wilful misstatements of her in tentions. But whatever the pur pose, Germany's one hope lied in an early peace, rather than a military Victory. The Kaiser knows his dream of world contest Is at an end, even though for the moment his hosts are marching In triumph throughout vast conquered terri tories *to the East) Ha knows he **nnot win this wai 1 until he Prance, Italy, England aud Atnerica and he knows, also, that (this Is an impossible task* 8a he Slopes to arrange things tot an ln- Xsonclustve peace so that he cannot [lose. He would like to call it a tdraw: He weuld be eontent to fix matters up almost any way, until he could get ready to renew hostilities under more favorable circumstance*. Sq his generals resort to bltiator and bluff, hoping to throw fear into ,the hearts of tfce people of the allied reentries. He is perfectly awaro Jtait 4MB wltt bars no effect on the imtahlß the field. They are oon to jnwt the Hun on tonal MONDAY EVENING, terms any time he chooses to light. ] They know that; man for man, they can whip the German soldiers off their Jfeet. But back homo is where the Kaiser hopes to shatter the morale. He would like to have us fear that 'what he says about the invincibility of his troops Is true. He would like to liavo us believe that perhaps, after all, we shall notf DO able to win, and therefore should make peace while we can. But he will find the will of the people as firm as his own. Ameri cans at home are just as much "out to win" as Americans in Prance. We have the men, we have the guns, we have the food and all the other re sources necessary, and we have the courage and the will to win victory, and we shall continue hammering away until the Kaiser's forces shall give way before the all-conquering allies. We are hot near the end of the war. Far from It; we have just begun to fight. •WHY? THE public is reliably informed that 549,810,000 pounds of sugar went into the making .of beer last year. That 44,363,133 gallons of molasses were wasted in the same way. And that 1,080,000 cars were uaed to transport beer and beer products. This In addition to millions of bushels of grain used and thousands of men employed, while the country is suffering a sugar, grain and labor famine. The rapid spread of the prohi bition wave indicates that the public is overwhelmingly opposed to the waste of food prducts in the mak ing of liquor. President Wilson has tho power to put a stop to the manufacture of beer. Congress at his own request gave it to him. But he displays no sign of exercising his authority. Why? TIME TO CLEAN UP THE public will heartily approve the cleaning up campaign in augurated by Mayor Keister. It Is especially Important at this time that disorderly places be suppressed and bad characters of both sexes made to understand that they must behave or get out of Harrisburg. Wo are on the verge of a great increase in population. The govern ment work in this vicinity will bring to the city thousands of men, among whom will be many looking for the kind of excitement found mostly in places where little or no attention is paid to law regulating drink ( gambling and social relations. Unless the lid is clamped down tight now, vice will run rampant and the police will have as much trouble as in the days of old Camp Meade. Doubtless It is the mayor's desire to forestall such a condition, as well as a wish to put down crime of all kinds, that has caused him to take the vigorous action that has resulted in sc> many raids recently. We want no such disgraceful state of affairs -here as has been allowed to develop in Philadelphia. The men who come here, 'either as civilians or soldiers, must be pro tected. We owe them all the health ful, wholesome means of recreation at our command —and this is a matter that should have early and earnept attention—but we would dis grace ourselves and the country if we offered the newcomers the kind of amusement too often the only type that presents Itself under such circumstances. CRIME OF PROFITEERING HERE and there over the state food and fuel administrators are receiving complaints of profiteering. There have been whis pers of violations of this kind in Harrlsburg and vicinity by persons who allege that a few coal and food merchants have taken advantage of unsettled conditions to wrest un reasonable prices from customers who were more or less at their mercy. In some places this practice has been so extensive that news-, papers have felt justified in publish ing blank complaint coupons for the benefit of their subscribers. It is to be hoped no such step will be neces sary here. *lt is but fair to say that a majority of the local merchants have conducted their business in a man ner above reproach under very try ing circumstances and that most coal dealers have come through the win ter with losses where there sheuld have been profits. That being true it is all the more important that these honest dealers be protected, as well as consumers. It is not fair that all should be placed under suspicion for the crimes of the few. Next to the pro-German, the pro fiteer is the most dangerous member of the community in these critical times. He is not only a robber but an enemy to social order atid public confidence. No matter how high his station or what his connections, he should be singled out and punished to the full extent of the law. If there are any such in Harrjsburg or vicinity it is the duty of those who have the evidence to lay it before tlio local food or fuel administrator, as the case may be. A NAVIGARLE RIVER THE Pennsylvania Canal Boat men's Association has renewed the oft-discussed project for a navigable Susquehanna from the an thracite fields to Baltimore. Every resident of the territory contributory to the great enterprise would be pleased to see It carried to success and doubtless in time it would pay for itself. But there are groat dif ficulties In the way, and not all of them of an engineering nature. Italsing the river ten feet by dams, for example, would involve im mense damages to land and property and years of negotiations. Possibly some day we may come to the i place where we can combine electrical water power dams and the navigation scheme, and so work It out. But the outlook for early se rious consideration of the subject is not bright I We havef too many im mediate problems of great' impor tance' confronting us. "~Po£ttcc& in, "PtKKOijCaaKta By the Ex-Commltteeman While Republicans throughout Pennsylvania are waiting for the Philadelphia situation to clear up, and the Republican gubernatorial candidates are going through the warming up canter, Democrats are watching to see whether National Chairman Vance C. McCormick or Acting State Chairman, Joseph F. Guffey, is going to win in the quiet struggle going on in the Pennsyl vania Democracy, to see who is boss. McCormick wants to name tho can didate, but refuses to heed the re quest that he undertake the bur dens of a campaign. GuHey wants to run, himself. It is commonly believed that Mc- Cormick wants tq put up a "dry" candidate, as he would run on a "dry" platform, if he ran himself, and Guffey wants to either avoid any declaration and make national serv ice and "win the war" the issues or else be "wet" either openly or not belligerently. The federal office holders are with McCormick, as are many of the wise leaders in the counties, while the machine work ers and the liquor men are inclined to be friendly with Guffey. Guffey Is strong in a way and a good poli tician. McCormick is considered strong, but not a good politician. National Committeeman A. Mit chell Palmer, Is talking about Wll- Jiam H. Berry, collector of the port "of Philadelphia, occasionally, while some of the McCormick men talk of Humes. Some Democrats are willing to bet that McCormick will run if he sees a chance to win, but that If lie thinks It a losing contest, he will back Humes. The President will bless whatever McCormick does. —One of the interesting features about the Democratic situation is the fact that the Democratic newspapers have ceased to talk about their own party woes and are devoting yards and yards to playing up Republican troubles. —The North American to-day says that William H. Berry awaits word from McCormick whether he should bo a candidate. It sayy he wrote the national chairman, telling him he would run If McCormick did not. The North American says Berry's letter puts the question squarely at McCormick whether he Is going to run. It also notes the fact that West ern Pennsylvanlans who do not like Guffey and are not enthusiastic over Berry are boosting Judge Singleton Bell, of. Clearfield, for governor. —This Interesting remark is made by Robert P. Habgood, candidate for the Republican nomination for gov ernor in a letter to the Pittsburgh- Gazette-Times: "It seems to me that the candidate for governor, who declares in behalf of the national prohibition amendment, and who does not strongly support candidates in his county in the primaries who will vote in the Legislature for such ratification, fails to give his approval the necessary and convincing fopee." —Nominating petitions of Ander son 11. Walters, Johnstown; Lex N. Mitchell, Punxsutawney, and Fred E. Lewis, Allentown, all Progressives have bloomed, each aspiring to be congressman-at-lafge. Congressmen McLaughlin and Crago, are candi dates' for re-election. Lewis and Mitchell will be state administration candidates as bqth are friendly to O'Neil. —Lewis' entry into the contest is interesting, as he has been a strong Bull Mooser. The Progressives are badly split and the effort to have them go in a block will be a failure. Thomas Robins and other big factors will be for Sproul; Pinchot and pos sibly William Draper Lewis and Wil liam Fllnn, will be for O'Neil, but not get heart failure over it. The lesser leaders will divide and some are already making faces at each other over their preferences. ™ —Robert C. Shaw, prominent in Democratic affairs years ago, candi date for congress at large and Dem ocratic member of the State Board of Education, faces a contest to suc ceed himself as county school sup erintendent of Westmoreland. —Samuel Castles, prominent in Scranton, is a candidate for the Re publican senatorial nomination. —The Pittsburgh Gazette-Times is printing an interesting series of editorials from various newspapers of the state, showing the rising tide for the ratification of the prohibition amendment, a battle in which the big Western Pennsylvania paper is taking a leading part. Prom the positive character of most of the editorials, the amendment is strong in every county. —Armstrong has nineteen less licenses than a year ago. ' —The Philadelphia Inquirer's Al toona correspondent says that the candidacy of Senator Sproul in Blair county "is being met with the high est favor by the rank and file of the Republicans of that county." It claims the county for Sproul. —J, Purdy Cope, Monroe county hotel owner, who is a candidate for senator, styles himself a "Wilson Democrat." He Is strong for "stock ing of our streams with trout and bass." —Samuel Wagner, of Tamaqua, Is a candidate for the Republican sen atorial nomination in Schuylkill on a "dry" platform. —Bethlehem's new council, has passed a building ordinance covering about 19,000 words. It is said to be a model compilation. —Robert W. Homan, who is a candidate for the Legislature from Mifflin county, lives in Lewistown, and says that he will look after the interests of the workman, although he is no Socialist. He works for the Standard Steel Co., and Is an Al bright graduate. —Representative R. A. Ringler, Democratic member from Reading, is out for re-nomination. Represen tative James H. Maurer. the Social ist member, is also a candidate in that city. The Blessings- The real blessing, mercy, satisfac tion, is not tn the having or the lack of merely outward things, but in the consciousness that the true sources of life and happiness are deeper than all these.—John "White Chad wick. Glorify God Now the God of patience and con solation grant yon to be one toward another according to Christ Jesus! that ye n\ay with one mind and one mouth glorify God, even the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ. — Romans xv. 5 and 6, BARRISBURG TELEGRAPH EDITORIAL COMMENT"] ■■■ " i German invaders wlio came to Pskof remained to prey. —'Wall Street Journal. We will continue to have Victory Sread, but the Garfield Loaf on Mondays will not be done any more. —Columbia Record. Allfcnby, on the road to Jericho, fell among thieves—and the thieves | had the surprise of their lives — j Wall Street Journal. The most courageous slacker was- I the fellow who married his mother- I in-law in order to evade military ser- I vice.—Newark News. The Kaiser warns his people to prepare for new and greater sacri fices; and we trust his warning is well founded. —Syracuse Post-Stand ard. Jericho joins Jerusalem in jump ing from Biblical to modern promi nence.—Syracuse Post-Standard. President should ask some politi cians the same questions as the car penters. "Will you co-operate or will you obstruct?"— Wall StfeeY Journ al. The situation in Russia is summed up in the brief statement that the Germans aro getting the booty and the Russians the boot. —Chicago Herald. LABOR NOTES As late as the Eighteenth Cen tury coal miners and salt workers in Scotland, were bound up by law to their employers. Venzuela recently enacted legis lature providing for the safety and ■health of industrial laborers. East Peoria claims to be better organized for its size than* any other city in the state of Illinois. A survey is being made of the in dustries and resources of Canada with a view to placing returned sol diers in proper employment. | At the Kansas State Agricultural College there are 150 women study ing to become electrical engineers. Industrial workers of the World are barred from membership in the United Mine workers' organization. Twelve thousand women are working as stenographers, typists and clerks in the government offices in the United States. The Daylight Saving Bill .[Philadelphia Evening Bulletin.] Getting up with the sun has ad vantages that are not to be denied. Most of us readjus.t our schedules in some degree to the seasonal changes of the sun. The waste of the addi tional hours of morning daylight is I not near as great as has been esti ! mated, by the lightning calculators .who have multiplied the hour by the number of days in the mid-year period and then by the total number of men, women and children in the i country.* The race is not universally j slothful and the diligent have found | use, in one way or another, for their ! mornings. I Opposition to the daylight saving j till, which now seems likely tp be- j j come law, has not been as to its un- 1 1 deriving theory, but rather as to its ! ; practical application through the j mandate of the government. There I arc advantages to. pe admitted in the uniformity of practice which will be | gained. If all the manifold activities j within each of the time zones are to be simultaneously adjusted to the | new schedule, those who already rise early will experience little difficulty lin meeting the new requirements, < land those who have neglected their opportunity will have the assistance j of the clock and the call of the shop land store and office in acquiring the habit. And all will quickly appre ciate the benefit of the added hour of the afternoon for rest or recrea tion. According to-the prospectus of the new day, the transition is a very siihple matter. You lose an hour of sleep on the morning of Sunday, March 31—unless you go to bed an hour earlier the night previous—and thereafter the daily rounds of twen ty-four hours come regularly, with the usual apportionment of time for work and meals and recreation and rest until the last Sunday in Octo ber, when you can turn over and take an extra hour's nap and wake up and find yourself on the ordinary train of action again. Nevertheless, it will be in the line of preparedness to set the alarm clock' every night for a while and insure against the consequerfces of lost trains and be lated appearances at work, for the human is not generally a mere auto maton. run by the clock and govern ment decree. Senator Spronl's Pledge Senator William C. Sproul, one of the candidates for the Republican nomination for Governor, lias cut the the ground from under the feet of political opponents who would im pugn his good faith in publicly ad vocating ratification of the Federal prohibition amendment. In the Ches ter Times, which he owns the Senator calls for the election of a legislative delegation from Delaware county that will work and vote for ratification and pledges himself to give all assist ance to accomplish that end. And that is the only practical way in which any citizen of Pennsylvania, no "matter what his political station, can advance the cause of ratification by this state. The evidence of sin cerity is work. The only possibility of success lies in converting to sup port of this great moral issue, as Senator Sproul says, "on grounds of patriotism, economy and loyalty to the country," those who have not heretofore been sympathetic with the prohibition movement. Though the Governor will have no official duty to perform in connection with ratification, assuredly Senator Sproul's support of it will be of much-desired consummation. It should be welcomed and will He wel comed by all sincere advocates of national prohibition. Pittsburgh Gazette-Times. Keep Your Liberty Bo'nds Secretary McAdoo recently warn ed the patriotic owners of Liberty bonds to beware of agents who are going about buying up these bonds or offering in exchange other securities some of which are of doubtful value. Except from necessity no owner of a Liberty Bond should part with it. Not only Is It an excellent Invest ment, but Americans should regard it as a patriotic service to retain possession, so as to prevent large amounts of these securities from falling Into the hands of German agents who wish to use them for tile purpose of depreciating their value on the market. * If the government Is for.-eil to raise a special fund for the protec tion of these bonds on the market, It. can readily bo seen how expensive the German agents can make that protection—unless they are caught and punished.—Philadelphia Tele graph. WHEN A FELLER NEEDS A FRIEND By Briggi - ft = The Hun at the Door By A. O. STANLEY, Governor of Kentucky I deeply regret that people still harbor that pernicious delusion that this war is 3,000 or 4,000 miles away. Have you heard that? Some foolish people are saying that It is .a war between England, France and Italy and Germany and Austria —away across the Atlantic Ocean, in the mud and snow of. Flanders and in the passes of the Alps, around Verdun and that great sector at Cambral. Oh, no, it is not there. It is here—right here. It is in the streets of Louisville; It is all over the blue grass of Kentucky and in the moun tains and in the •plains and in the Pcnnyrile; it is up and down the Mississippi River. They would be here but for that splendid and al most shattered line into which every ablebodied Frenchman has gone; that line to which every • home in England has contributed; that line for which Australia and Canada have been drained. Because that line still stands they are not here. Let that Going Beyond Objectives '•There was some criticism of the fact that the Americans were so en thusiastic that they went beyond the objectives;" a significant statement which appeared in the story of the daring raid in which 2 6 picked Americans share honors with the French. And that is the spirit which, at home here, should charac terize all of our efforts in this war, whether military or civilian. Our men in France have shown it more than once in more than one way. They showed it incidentally when the 26 raiders were being chosen—for the selections were made from a solid battalion of volunteers. Every man was ready to go. It Is not for us to do our bit mere ly; that should be the absolute mini mum. And so with all of the stated objectives- which are set before us— let them be the points which we must not under any consideration fail to reach, not the points at whibh we shall feel content to slacken on the theory that we have done what was required. To go beyond the ob jectives is not always a wise thing in battle and sometimes causes se rious trouble; but It is a manifesta tion of the right stuff just the same and a splendid example for us hers at home.—Savannah Ne^vs. Maximum of Safety 'I see where an'aviator carried his prospective bride to their wedding in his airplane and after the ceremony flew home with her.' ' "Now, that's a plan that appeals to me." "Yes?" "It stands to reason that a fool friend coudn't hit an airplane with an old shoe when expert marksmen can't do It with machine guns.' —From the Birmingham Age- Herald. THE INCOME TAX Property Purchased, Sold, Inherited, Etc How you determine what amount of gain, or profit, derived from a sale of property Is returnable for Income-tax purposes— If you acquired the property sold prior to March 1, 1913, you should take its fair market price or value as of that date, add there to all amounts subsequently expended In making permanent Improve ments, then deduct the aggregate of all claims for depreciation in value of property claimed as deductions on previous returns, and the difference between the result thus obtained and the selling price is the amount to be reported under "Gross income." •If you purchased the property on or pfter March 1, 1913, the dif ference between Its cost, plus a'.l amounts subsequently expended for permanent Improvements, less depredation previously claimed, and its selling price. Is to lie returned. If the property came to you on or after March 1. 1913. inheritance, the difference between the appraised value placed upon it at that time, plus ull amounts subsequently expended for perma nent purposes, loss depreciation previously claimed, and its sell ing price, is to be. returned. line break, let the Hun go over that westerrt front as he did over the Isonzo in Italy, as he swept over the eastern front in Russia and through Serbia and Rumania, and his mil lions will be here. Will our patriotism and vigilance sleep, sleep, sleep until we are aroused at midnight by the red glare of the holocaust? Will we wait till the air is thick with the smoke of burning buildings and the skies are black with the conflagration of great cities? Will we wait until the soil is drenched by the red blood of our own sons and the shrieking of out raged women fills the palpitating air? These Huns would Invade our homes, would lay their foul and desecrating hands upon the white throats of American women, only over the dead bodies of the last of this land's de fenders. We shall not wait until they land here. We will meet them there. The destiny of the world depends upon the puissant arm of America. Passing Out Crowns The Finnish government, whatever that may be, is reported to havo offered the throne of Finland to Prince Oscar, fifth son of the Kaiser. If the report be true, the otter dis plays a due appreciation, an .honest gratitude, for the service which the Kaiser has graciously rendered in re lieving Finland from Russian op pression and offering It the full measure of self-determination which the good German sword is winning for all people. Like a true knight errant, Ger many had gone to Finland's rescue, bringing order out of disorder, lay ing a truly Roman peace on the land. never a thought of re ward. And now, 10, a throne is of tered. True, the throne of Lithu ania had hitherto been promised for Prince < Oscar, but another son will do as well for that. After all, what is a throne between princes. Two thrones, even half a dozen thrones, are no more than a just re ward for such thrift as th# Kaiser has shown. Sftc sons he had In 1914, and six he has to-day. Every one of them from Frederick William down to Joachim, has been saved for the German people. Not another father in all Germany can say as much.— From the , Boston Globe. Congestion of Traffic The nation's railroad train will stand on the siding another week, .so the Senate and House conferees may finish their game of pinochle in the parlor car.—Grand Rapids Pr^ss. Not Much Quality The men who are doing the lying for Germany In this country are get ting paid for quantity, and not quality, apparently, as there is much quantity and hardly any quality at all.—Houston Post. MARCH 18, 1918. Soldier e>o}uj4 AMERICA, TIIE BEAUTIFUIi (Tune—Materna) O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain; America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brother hood, From sea to shining sea. 0 beautiful for patriot dream That sees beyond the years Thine alabaster cities gleam, Undimm'd by human tears; America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brother hood, * From sea to shining sea. Tuesday Reflections "Mother, may I eat meat to-day?" "Yes, my darling daughter, But spare the cow and spare the lamb And spare the pig from slaugh ter." f —Philadelphia Public Ledger 1 OUR DAILY LAUGH couldn't "make a success of a vzflgE munition fac- jfijXt lory In war DRjumc I IjV\ ojfftv Cv action. k WJv Mr - Blrd: w * simply mnst J®)-''' **- Mi Hooverlze, my Ml W dear, we'll have wfl to ciit the chll , dren down to fifty worm in IMMUNE. Do you ob serve the meat- /"""n—^ to, I'm a vege £/}> Z GAME. At playln* canl In a oonstrva " I lEtamtng (Etprt Disappearance of the winter's snows, has -revealed the fact that hundreds of bushels worth of pota toes, turnips and other root-foods and many stalks of corn were wast ed in the so-called "war gardens" of Harrisburg and vicinity. Indeed, to look at some of the plots, is to real ize the failure or Inability to give at tention to the gardens, lack of whose > produce probably caused many a penny to be spent that need not have otherwise been expended by house keepers. In some gardens about the city, potatoes have been turned up, which were not gathered, because they -were small, while there are other gardens where numerous tur nips and rows of cabbage are to be seen, small, shrivelled, killed by frost and eloquent of neglect. Not only was It a regrettable circumstance that Harrisburg, which prided itself upon It gardens last year, lost this valuable produce, which would come in handy now, but the fact that the decaying remains of the plants were not taken out. Such things are breeding places for enemies of vege tables and there will have to be hard work done this spring to over come the pests, because the remains were not taken out and burned last fall. It is not too late to avoid this trouble, say the men who understand such things, but it will take prompt action. • • * "Plane News," is the latest "tj-ench" paper to reach this coun try. It is issued by the boys of the aviation section of the American Ex peditionary Forces in France, and is as bright a little publication as one would want to see. If you have any notion that our lads across the water are afflicted with the blues, you ought to read "Plane News," which shows that they are full of fun and frolic, and enjoying their adventure to the limit, no matter how much of peril may lie along the front for them. "Plane News" is a two sheet paper with a two sheet "Feature Section," most of which is given over to the publication of original cartoons and the "funny strips" would put many an American metro politan daily to shame. Thews is one cartoon of a band playing before an officers' barracks at daybreak, to which are Inscribed the following verses: "Orders is orders," the sergeant said. And bravely forth his band he led, Up to the barracks at break of day To where the officers peacefully lay, Dreaming of home and mother, "Orders were orders, their duty plain. And play they did with might and main 'Til the Sunday sleepers from blank*- ets rolled (Oh the air was damp, and raw, and cold)- And forbade them to play another." "Plane News" hears that this pic ture had some foundation in fact. And this is the way the editor sizes up the international situation: "The War Game—Last inning, score tied; England, France and Italy on bases; Russia out; America at bat; Germany praying for the Ump. to call the game on account of darkness." • • What is believed to be the record for payment of direct inheritance tax, has just been reported here. It was a receipt for two cents, direct tax under the act of 1917, and does . net cover the postage costs in filing the report at the Capitol. The pay ment was made by the husband oC Grace Firth Robinson, late of Ches ter, who left $1 of an estate valued at $565.75 to the husband, the rest fcoing to collateral relatives, on whoso shares tax will also have to be paid. * • • Harrisburg has no complaint to . make, this year, of lack of attention from robins. There are scores of them to be seen about the city and the Capitol and Riverside parks have numbers of the redbreasts. They are somewhat perplexed at the lack of warmth, but seem to be making the best of It. t • • ! Providing one realizes that It is all in honor of St. Patrick or rather • as a tribute to the part played in up building our city, state and nation • by the Irish, one can overlook jiome of the Incongruities in the wearing I of the green. Many Harrisburg resi dents of North of Ireland descent, ' yesterday, wore green ties or ros ettes in honor of St. Patrick and it was not surprising to see some whose forefathers hailed from Africa sport ing a knot.,, The interesting thing about it was that a couple of Greeks wore green ties and some men t of unodubted Slavic lineage were keen to honor the man who chased the snakes and made the kerns behave by noisy green ribbons. [ WELL KNOWN PEOPLE ~ —Ex-Congressman James Francis Burke, of Pittsburgh, has been mak ing a tour of the camps. —Secretary of Agriculture Patton will take up his home in Chester county next month. —Lieutenant Governor McClain is spending four days a week on the State Defense Commission business. —The Rev. Dr. John Royal Har ris. head of the Dry Federation, says 1 liquor gives a dollar to every sixteen i from taxpayers in spite of claims that it gives more. —George Creel, addressing St. 1 Patrick's Sons, in Philadelphia, said there would be no letup until the war is won. 1 Dr. H. A. Surface, former state t zoologist, has again been elected president of the State Beekeepers Association, which he helped found. Dr. Wilmer Krusen, Philadel phia health director, has banned raising chickens or livestock In backyards within that city for sani tary reasons. | DO YOU KNOW —That Harrisburg lias many acres that can be put into war gardens, but are not used be cause tlicy are for sale? •HISTORIC HARRISBURG In Civil War days, government bond clubs were organized here to make the loan, when Jay Cooke got started. Harrisburg was a loyal co operator. Miss Home Ways Probably the Interned German spies would like us all the better If they were kicked around their camps a little In the homelike Our man manner.—Newark Advocate. Success The men whom I have seen suc ceed have always been cheerful and hopeful, who went about their busi ness with a smile on their faces, and took the changes and chance* of this mortal life Ilk* men.—ITlineUi