FAMOUS FLYER
DEAD IN BATTLE
Captain Guynemer, ifero of
French Army, Fails to
Come Back
Paris, Sept. 26. —Captain George
Guynemer, the famous French aviator,
is believed to be dead.
Captain Guynemer Is thought to
have been killed during a reconnais
sance fight over Flanders on which
he left September 11. Nothing has
been heard of him since, and it was
assumed that he had been lost, but
not until to-night did army head
quarters issue a confirmatory report.
Captain Guynemer, who attained
world-wide fame by his exploits,
was perhaps the most brilliant avi
ator in the war. He was last cited in
the official announcement of Septem
ber 10 for having won his fiftieth
aerial victory. An unofficial press
dispatch a few days earlier said he
had accounted for fifty-two enemy
machines. He was 21 years old.
Only a little more than two years
ago Captain Guynemer was a plain i
soldier. Joining the aviation corps, i
he rose rapidly in rank until he at- i
mined the grade of captain, winning
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WEDNESDAY EVENING, EQERRTSBURG TETJBGIt?PF * SEPTEMBER 26, 1917.
the cross of the Legion of Honor, the
Military Medal, tlio War Cross and
almost every other honor which his
country could bestow.
'j The feeling of his countrymen for
. 1 him was shown when the young cap*
, tain, carrying the Hag of the av*a
i tion group, marched in the parade in
[ Paris at the celebration of tho French
r national holiday last July. He was
greeted with wild outbursts of cheer
j ing and covered with flowers thrown
| by women and children.
Captain Guynemer first came into
| public notice in February of last year
iby bringing down his fifth enemy
plane thus becoming an "ace" and
j earning an official citation. Victories
followed in rapid succession and the
, young aviator, who took part in many
spectacular fights, had the narrowest
escapes on several occasions. In
March of last year he was wounded.
} One of the most spectacular achieve
ments of Captain Guynemer was the
shooting^down of three German air
( planes in two minutes thirty seconds
in September of last year. On one
i occasion he was forced to descend
I between the French and German
i trenches, but was able to ascape.
Guynemer was admitted to the
army as a, volunteer after having
been rejected five times by medical
[ inspectors. He operated his airplane<
alone, serving as both pilot and gun- I
, ner.
Great German Aviator Killed
Amsterdam, Sept. 26. —Lieutenant
i Vosße, a leading German aviator, has
been killed in an aerial fight with
his fiftieth adversary, according to a
report received here from Berlin.
\ esse was considered the greatest
German airman after Baron von Rich
thofen. He was credited in German
official reports with having brought
down forty-two enemy machines up
' to September 10.
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to Mere Sounds
Words are not the only means of
communication between individuals.
Signs are used, and have been since
I recorded history, among many of the
savage races. Sounds among ani
mals serve the same purpose. Even
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among the most civilized nations
. that convey ideas of our minds. For
] instance, a laugh may indicate Mi
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plication. A cough, or any other
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i the purpose of attracting the atten
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manv different peoples are conveyed
oy as many different sounds. Prob
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THE TRUTH ABOUT
GERMANY -
By MARIE BONINI BROWN
German People Are Complaisant About
the Raids, but fearful of Reprisals
No. 10—ZEPPELIN RAIDS AND THE U-BOATS.
While In Germany, of course, I did
ot hear so much about tho Zeppelin
raids and the
U-boat outrages as
I have since I came
home. But I did
hear enough to ABRMMHH
realize that the
rest of the world
must be indignant IW
about them and to V If
question Germans, ITT
as far a I could, T Wr V
about their opinion
of them. > j
I found the ma-
Jorlty of Germans / TW* iti
complaisant about *'■ * IS
the raids, but fear- V
ful that the Eng- * Ji,
llsh mig-ht retail- . JHEL W
ttl6 - JHWL sm
They admit that ■■■
It is a pity women
*nd children have to bo killed in this
way. "it would be terrible if the
English came here and dropped bombs
down on us," they say. But they ex
cuse It all. on tho grounds that the
war must be finished, and that, no
matter what means are taken to
bring about this consummation, they
are Justified by the end sought for.
*wln one meets that peculiar
turn of the (terman mind, that, al
though a thins: la wrong;, It li ex
rusahle when done for German profit.
The people would hold big; rejurto
when the reports of a ■ucceaaful
Zeppelin raid would be sent through
the empire. But, mingled with theae
rejoicings, the women would pity the
women and children who had to die.
DON'T HE Alt OF OUTRAGES.
It was the same way with the
J-boats, when tliey torpedoed defense
less vessels, although it is hard to
i..ake the Germans believe that the
vessels were defenseless. They think
most of the torpedoed vessels carried
guns. And, as regards the news dis
patches, telling how Germans fired
on the lifeboats of sinking vessels,
how they strlppod English and Bel
gian sailors and left them to drown—
these things the German people never
hear. I have heard of them only
since I have been home.
I can safely say, from my own ob
servation that the great mass of Ger
man people are kept In Ignoranci
of much of the frlghtfulness which
the Germans have deliberately prac
ticed.
The people, the ordinary people I
met, I mean, seemed to take to heart
moro the destruction of towns than
human beings. "They can be more
people," I heard more than once, "but
the beautiful buildings, the pictures,
the art works never can be restored."
The Germans worship irt, They nre
■ n artistic people In many nays, as
the world knows. And the German
people have grieved over the destruc
tion of the wonderful cathedrals, the
beautiful old-world towns, and ning
nlHccnt buildings In Belgium aud
Northern Frunce.
Mingled with their grief is a selfish
sorrow as well, for Germany hoped
to have all these towns and buildings
herself. And the German eye ever Is
open to the money paid by tourists
to see these works of art.
I have heard Germans even com
pare those beautiful buildings now
wrecks, with buildings in their own
empire. "How bad we would feel,"
a woman said to me one day, "If our
kaiser s palace would be destroyed "
THINK AMERICA MONEY MAD
I really think that the heart of Ger
many would break If anything hap
pened to that wonderful building.
That is another thing about Amer
ica in which they show their con
tempt—our newness. "America— it has
no buildings, no towns, everything Is
dirt and rubbish" they wtll sav. Even
the Germans who have been here,
take back no word of praise for us'
They must acknowledge our mills our
industries, but they will not give us
any credit for having a soul for art
over here. "Money-money, that Is all
the Americans think of," they say.
I could have stood the anger against
Americans, but the sneers and slurs
flung at my country sometimes were
more than I could bear.
I remember one time, after the
United Stateß entered the war, a Ger
man girl friend (I had a few; Invited
me to a tea.
'Will there be any other Germans
there?" I asked.
"Yes." she said.
"Well, I told her, "you had better
let them know I am coming."
She called them up, and every one
of the German girls refused to come
because an American girl was coming
to. Of course, I stayed away so as no'
(Copyright. 1917, by Pittsburgh Press
STATE HAS 400
CHICKEN FARMS
Great Extent of the Poultry
Industry in the State
Shown by Report
Pennsylvania has over 400 chicken
farms where the number of hens is
permanently over 500, according to
the statistical and poultry experts
of the State Department of Agricul
ture who have been engaged in mak
ing a census of poultry plants in the
State.
After carefully revising the reports
they have tabulated three hundred
and sixty-four such farms and the
list is sure to go over the four hun
dred and may reach the five hundred
mark. Montgomery county leads with
eighty-four, Lancaster county lists to
date, thirty-four, and York county
thirty-three.
Four of the three hundred and
sixty-four, report as poultry meat
production plants. Four report as
fancy poultry plants. The balance
report as egg production plants.
W. Theo. Wittman, the state's ex
pert. says he is confident that when
the data is all classified the results
will show that the greater per cent.
o! the egg farms have all been es
tablished within the last five years.
Due to tlve unequal ratio of egg
prices and grain prices of the last
few months, a few have quit, some
have reduced stock but most of them
are going to stick it out at least this
winter.
There has been a great deal of
conjecture why New York produce is
auoting eggs tho last year or two un
der the caption "Pennsylvania and
nearby white, fancy." The results of
this census is probably the answer,
or that Pennsylvania is producing
more fancy white eggs to-day than
any other state, which, with the
number of farms listed, will be genu
ine news to many.
Tho unusual high prices of grain
seem to have caused a great many
poultry keepers to feed their stock
on short rations this summer and
the results are already showing
plainly In many flocks.
Observers of the department are
rewirting finding many lots of chick
ens that are anaemic, undersized and
to spoil her tea.
I have had German women turv
away and refuse to take an Introduc
tion
German men, when Introduced, have
saluted with a sneer and then delib
erately turned tholr back, or, Imme
diately they knew I was an Ameri
can, attempted to take some fa
miliarity.
HATE AMERICANS,
They think American girls will per
mit familiarities that German girls
would resent.
When the United States entered the
•var. I was living In a pension, a
boarding house. Of conrie a great
ninny people nte at the same table and
there were many Germans there. I
, ilmpljr had to leave nnd go with my
i girl friend In n little flant the Ger
i man boardera aald they wonld leave If
I remained.
When the mother of my girl friend,
the newspaper correspondent, left
Berlin, the kommandatore said, right
to her face, "This la the last damned
American I will help get out of Ber
lin." That was what made me so
afraid that I would not be allowed to
go, when I finally did ask for my
passport, and was so long getting It.
Another Incident I know of —Mr.
Ferguson, who buys the supplies for
the kitchen for Camp Ruhleben. where
the Englishmen are Interned, used to
come and visit the woman who had
charge of the pension where he
stayed before he was Interned. A
German officer of course came right
with him. He would come when he
came to Berlin to buy his supplies.
The woman had.to tell him to dis
continue his visits as she said all her
German boarders threatened to leave.
There seems to be more of a con
temptuous withdrawal from Ameri
cans on the part of the Germans than
a scorching hate such as they feel
toward the English. It Is hate, sur
enough, but not the same kind. I
think It is more deadly than that
which they feel toward the English.
The Germans have been hating the
English 40 years or more. They have
been hating us only a few months.
But in that time. It certainly has
grown to stupendous proportions.
CIVILIANS VS. SOLDIERS.
One thing I cannot understand, with
all the hunger there Is in Berlin, how
the Germans look calmly at the offi
cers quartered there who have the fat
of the land.
The ofllcem In.Berlin have a special
kitchen of their own. It la In Unter
<len I.lndrn nnd they live high. They
pay extra for It, but they get the heat
In the country. I knrw n (irrman-
A merlon girl who worked In the
kitchen for awhile, and ahe aald ahe
marveled that aueh good thlnga were
! Irift In the country. They do not' get
ivhlte bread—but with that exceptlou,
tlicy live ulmoat aa well as they wonld
at .a flrat claaa hotel.
The German people know thla, and
I often wonder thnt they do not riot
and storm that kitchen.
One thing I will say for the kalsor,
he tries to give his soldiers the best.
He will let the people suffer and the
women and children starve, but his
fighting machine Is governed bv an
efficiency almost more than human.
Speaking of "more than human" I
often hear In America. "Me und Gott"
as the German slogan. It Is true.
Germans will speak of "Per kaiser
und unser Gott"—always mentioning
the kaiser first. In Germany one
hears it so often that it seems all
right. But out of Germany one real
izes the blasphemy of It.
The people item to have aome anb
conaclona Idea that the kaiser and
God have a aort of partnership and
that, no matter how wrong things
aceiu to go, that thla Invincible co
operative concern will bring them
through. The country la permeated
with the Idea of the kaiser's Infalllbll-
I Ity. Once In a while one will hear
! rumors of fears that Germany, per
haps may be defeated, bat these
rumors never are strong enough to
1 count,
PEOPLE DON'T QUESTION.
Naturally, tho German people wish
the end of the war could come soon,
but they are Inured to the Idea of
suffering everything If necessary be
fore the end comes, so long as Ger
many is left supreme.
In the churches there are no great
religious demonstrations, but neither
does there seem to he any spread of
atheism Buch as I have heard In other
countries, because of the horrors of
the war. There Is no questioning as
to "why" such a terrible thing is per
mitted to continue.
The people meet in all the churches,
every Friday to pray for peace, prin
cipally the Catholics. There is no ex
citement. The>* rmeet and the priest
Rives a special prayer and they go
ome—that Is all.
It seems that there Is no limit to
what the German people will endure
for the fatherland and the kaiser.
(Tomorrow Marie Brown will writs
about "The Gertnnn Children/')
' CTo be Continued)
runty. This seems to be especially
prevalent where "dry mashes" have
been depended on as the larger part
of the feeding ration atid has, on the
port of many owners, been an un
conscious and unsuspected method of
Bolting a slow and unprofitable
rro.wth this summer.
SOLDIERS ESCAPE FROM JAIL
Gettysburg. p a „ Sept. 26.—Walter
Forbes, accused of taking an auto
mobile from Oyler Brothers, dealers,
and Robert Straub, charged with
stealing a suit of Ciothes, made a
successful getaway last night from
the Adams county jail by sawing the
bars from the outside window of their
cell. Both men are soldiers.
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f
Not an Accident Marked the
Movement of the Men to
Mobilization Camps
Reports received at the State draft
registration headquarters are to be
effect that the whole movement of
the first quota of drafted men to the
mobilization camps commencing Sep
tember 19 and closing on September
2 3 was accomplished without an ac
cident. The railroad reports show
that over 25,000 men were moved to
the three camps, the majority going
to Canvp Meade. Not only were
there no casualties reported but
were used in different days.
In some few instances reports were
received of men being left behind
and having to take regular trains,
but tho movement by the special
trains wat carried out in accordance
with schedules the. officials here say.
Owing to the locations the same.cars
were used In dlffernt days.
Tho next movement is scheduled
to start October 3, just two weeks
after the first, l*ut the original call
for forty per cent, has been reduced.
The railroad schedules for this move
met. t have been tentatively worked
out. The Camp Meade movement,
which will be five per cent, only, will
l'kely be on one day.
No information has been received
as to the disposition of colored men
who have been drafted^
I. W. W. Plays on Fears
of Illiterate Fanners
By Associated Press
Washington, Sept. 26.—How a small
coterie of active antiwar workers,
operating under the direction of the
Industrial Workers of the World, per
suaded hundreds of unlettered Okla
homa farmers to take up arms
against the Government's enforce
ment of the selective draft law, is
revealed In papers seized by Federal
agents in the recent nationwide raid
of I. W. W. headquarters. •
The antidraft demonstration started
as an agrarian movement, the records
show, in Oklahoma, where a number,
of illiterate farmers obtained an ex-1
aggerated idea of the law's operation.
Certain I. W. W. leaders ' learned of
secret meetings held by the farmers
in churches and other buildings anil
sent agitators to the scene to fan the
discontent into open rebellion, it is
said, by playing on their fears.
Thirteen From Here
Join Regular Army
j The special drive for recruits at the
local Army headquarters continues
with marked success.
! Following are the enlistments at
the Army recruiting office. 325 Mar
i ket street, from tho Harrisburg dis
trict: Hoy B. Williams. IDOS North
Third street, engineers; Charles E.
Lukens, Duncnnnon, engineers;
Marion R. King, 1810 Logan street. In
fantry; Lars C. Jepperson, 257 South
Second street, Infantry; David G. Hor
ner. 117 North Seventeenth street, en
gineers; Charles L,. Horner, 117 North
Seventeenth street, engineers. Wil
liam S. Jefferson, of Steelton, and
Charley Jones. 654 Primrose avenue,
were recruited for the Stevedore
Regiment; Charles M. Hawk, 405
Woodbfhe street, engineers; David
Slater, 104 South Second street, cav
alry; Joshua G. Doper, Duncannon. en
gineers; Antonio DeTotto, 1101 North
Seventh street, infantry; George Blo
zer, Steelton, inTantry.
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THIS AUTO HAS
EIGHT TIRES
Bravely Drives Up to Police
Station and Asks Them
to Make Search
When John Ensinger, Jitneur, sus
pected of stealing a number of tires
from local automobile owners in the
past few days, nonchalantly drove up
to the police station yesterday and
inVited the officers to "search
around" if they thought he had any
one's tires, he didn't count on the
sharp eyes of Officer Pat Hyland, am
bu/"}?e driver at the station.
Why man, you have got eight
tires on those four wheels," declared
the astonished Pat, to the sitrprise of
the officers. "Come back in this
alley and take oft the extra four."
When Ensinger demurred Chief
of Police Edward Wetzel ordered
the machine back into the alley and
several officers and automobile own
er? who wanted back their lost tires
helped strip the extra tires from the
wheels. It required tho united ef
fort of four men and nearly two
hours' time to pool off one extra tire
but when this was done, tho inside
tire was found to be the property
of one of the men who had com
plained to the police.
Telegraph Carrier on Job
Enslnger's apprehension is direct
ly due to the watchfulness of Graft
ton Krebbs, a carrier for the Harris
burg Telegraph. Last Friday even
ing Krebbs noticed a machine drive
up to another car standing in North
Second street. He observed a man
get out and remove the extra tire
from the vacant car, place lt> in his
own and drive away. The boy took
the number of the vanishing car and
reported to the police.
Py the following morning the theft
of four tires on the previous evening
had been reported and Detective
Sliuler was assigned to the case. Al
though the detective says he searched
Ensinger's garage he found no trace
of the missing tires. .
Ensinger was then called before
Chief Wetzel and confronted with
Krebb's evidence. Ho denied his guilt
and was permitted to go with In
structions, however, to return yester
day with a passenger whom he de
clared could explain Krebb's story.
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Logic
CJJ When a man buys a newspaper day after day
at a higher price than other papers cost in his
community, that paper MUST be the paper he
WANTS.
€[ That's logic, isn't it?
Cjj And the paper he wants above all others is the
paper that gets his BEST attention.
That, too, is logic.
CJ And the paper that gets the BEST attention
from 75 per cent, of all homes in its community,
must be reaching pretty close to 100 per cent, of
the money-spending families in its field.
fj There's logic in that, isn't there?
CJ And the paper that 100 per cent, of the money
spending homes want above all other papers,
should be the one the advertiser should likewise
make FIRST CHOICE.
€J 75 per cent, of the homes in Central Pennsyl
vania that means practically 100 per cent, of
the well-to-do homes in the field hold the Har
risburg Telegraph in such high esteem, and con
sider it so important a part of their daily life,
that they are willing to pay more to get it than
other papers cost. :
Isn't it sound logic to figure that by using
the Harrisburg Telegraph, the advertiser comes
pretty close to covering the field effectively at a
big saving in advertising expenditure?
PAPER SEEMS
LIKE FRIEND
Tells of Pleasures of Life 011
the Ocean; Must Have
the Telegraph
The following is a letter received
from a Harrisburg boy who is now
serving on the United States flagship
Pennsylvania. It was opened and
passed by the censor before being
sent to the Telegraph. It is as fol
lows:
"U. S. Steamship Pennsylvania,
"September 20, 1917.
"Harrisburg Telegraph:
"I have been receiving your paper
ever since my enlistment, on April 2.
of this year, and it certainly seems
like a friend visiting me every day,
because I find so much news in it
which I enjoy.
"I was a student at Tech prior to
my coming Into the service and I find
the news of Tech is certainly fine.
"This life in the navy is great,
without a doubt, especially when you
are on the ship which bears the
name of your own state and is the
flagship of the Atlantic fleet. In the
morning we lytve reveille at 5 a. m.
and we start to scrub or holystone
the decks with a brick at 5.30. At
6.30 we dry the decks, take a wash
aild eat at 7.15. At 8 o'clock wo
shine the brasswork; at 9 o'clock we
have quarters to clean and Swedish
drill, then we knock off at 11.30 and
cat dinner at 12. Tho band then
plays until 1 o'clock. From there we
turn to and then scrub cloths at 4.
At 5.30 we eat supper and the rest
of the evening Is ours, either to write
letters, go to the movies, which are
Cured His RUPTURE
I was badly ruptured while lifting
a trunk several years ago. Doctors
said my only hope of cure was an
operation. Trusses did me no good.
Finally I got hold of something that
quickly and completely cured me.
Years have passed and the rupture
has never returned, although I am
doing- hard work as a carpenter.
There WHS no operation, no lost time,
no trouble. I have nothing to sell,
but will give full information about
how vou may find a complete cure
without operation, if you write to me,
Eugene M. Pullen, Carpenter, 351 D
Marcellus Avenue. Manaaquan, N. J.
Better cut out this notice and show It
to any others who are ruptured—you
mav save a life or at least stop the
misery of rupture and tho worry and
danger of an operation.
The Harrisburg Academy
The Junior Department re-
I opens September -Ith.
The Senior Department re
opens September 25th.
The school accommodates pu
pils under three arrangements:
I First—As day pupils.
Second—As live-day per week
boarding pupils.
Third—As regular boarders.
All pupils are grouped In
small classes. Each student
I receives private instruction
! and supervision during study
• periods. For catalogue and de-
I tailed Information, call at the
! Academy office or write the
Headmaster. Arthur E. Brown,
j Harrisburg. Pa.. Box 617.
fine, or do anything yon wish. W
have taps at 9.
"The life at sea certainly la
healthy and makes a new man out
of you, after you get out of the city
life. s .
"Hoping that I may continue to re- •
celve your fine publication, I remain, -
"DONALD M. HEICHER,
"U. B. S. Pennsylvania.
"Care Postmaster, New York City."
KIXD CAUINET SCANDALS
By .Associated Press
Athens, Sept. 26. The Parliamen
tary commission investigating
charges against the Skouloudls and
the Umhrcm Cabinets, Is revealing
siandalous facts regarding their rela
tions with German propaganda.
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WHEN YOU WANT IT
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Heavy dinner* nnd Inte wuppera
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