Harrisburg telegraph. (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, May 08, 1917, Page 8, Image 8
8 HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH A NEWSPAPER FOR THE HOMB Pounded ISJI (Published evenings except Sunday by THE TELEGRAPH PRINTING CO„ Telegraph Building, Federal Sqnare. EJ.J. ST ACKPOLE, Pros't &■ Editor-in-Chief V. R. OYSTER, Business Manager. OUS M. STEINMETZ. Managing Editor. Member American lishers' Assocla- Bureau of Circu lation and Penn- E tra office^. Entered at the Post Office In Harris burg, Pa., as second class matter. By carriers, ten cents a GSQKjifewk) week; by mail, $5.00 a year In advance. TUESDAY EVENING, MAY 8 ■ ■ -■ Pessimism is easier than optimism, as tearing down is easier than building up; therefore we should be the more on our guard against it. — JAMES BRYCE. WE SALUTE THEM f A LL Harrisburg rejoices to-day General Joffre and the dis tinguished Frenchmen in his party escaped injury in the railroad wreck of last night. But all Har risburg likewise regrets that the in cident makes impossible their visit to-day. General Joffre Is second only to Lafayette among Frenchmen in the hearts of Americans* Had he found It possible to pause for a moment in this city he would have been ac corded a welcoming reception quite as warm as that with which the peo ple of Harrisburg received the bril liant young Lafayette, when he rode horseback into town to pay his re spects to the Governor of the State, for whose freedom he had rendered such heroic service. It is a grievous disappointment that General Joffre is not to add his chapter to that of Lafayette in the annals of Harrisburg. But in the safe-deliverance of him and his party from peril we are happy, and In spirit we salute them. The Ohio State Journal, discussing bread, talks of "the standard loaf," but there ain't nft such thing. BARLEYCORN MOST GO STRONG pressure is being brought 1 to bear upon Congress to en act a general prohibition law to conserve millions of bushels of wheat for food. A prominent busi ness man of Maryland has used the newspapers for an advertisement of ■Ltelegram which he sent to Presi d\t Wilson on this subject as fol lows* \ For dVd'a sake, for humanity's sake, fortthe nation's welfare, I earnestly al*d urgently appeal to you to use yJliir influence to pro hibit, during the war at least, the manufacture and sale of intoxi cating liquors throughout the na tion, which traffic causes waste of more than $2,000,000,000 yearly and is destroying soul, mind and body of drinker. If the capital dry, why not the nation? This and other telegrams have been falling upon the President and the Congress as an avalanche of ap peal. A week or two ago more than a thousand leaders in all depart ments of activity sent telegrams urg ing the prohibition of the manufac ture and sale of liquor for the period of the war. In one of the leading pulpits of Harrisburg Sunday it was announced that the congregation would be asked to consider a reso lution providing for prohibition at the services next Sunday. Thus the great wave of sentiment is rising all over the country and what other nations in this way have done we must do. The ex-Czar, It is said, has taken up play writing, which shows that he Reeds a business manager. He could make far more in the movies. MUZZLING THE PRESS SPEAKER CLARK and other leaders of Congress have taken firm ground against the proposed espionage bill providing a censorship of newspapers of the United States. Congressmen of all parties declare that the provision in the pending act is in direct viola tion of the constitutional guarantee of free speech and a free press. It is quite certain that the news papers of the United States are as patriotic as those who would muzzle them with an alleged war regulation. One of the chief troubles of the Brit ish nation during the war has been the failure of those in authority to keep the people advised of the con ditions and the requirements. Ameri cans are accustomed to publicity of their govermental activities and aside from purely military information there is no excuse whatever for put ting on the lid through an alleged war measure. "ships that pass in the night" gen erally are missed by the submarine. FOOD SPECULATION /""CERTAIN activities of food apeou \ y latora Justify the most string ent regulations within the dis cretion of the President to prevent unreasonable prices as the necessi ties of the nation increase. Already men are scouring Pennsylvania and entering into contract with farmers and others to purchase their pota ftoea in the field at a price which TUESDAY EVENING, would be the basis of excessive charges in the autumn. Plainly, some regulations must be adopted to pre vent the cornering of food products —not only by speculators, but by in dividuals so selfish that they pro pose taking care of themselves at the expense of all others. Already the TELEGRAPH has called attention, through an inter view with one of the leading com mission houses of Harrisburg, to the practico which exists of purchasing canned and other goods largely in excess of present requirements in order to Btock the larders of those able to anticipate future needs. This naturally results in an abnormal sit uation and the jumping of prices to meet a fictitious demand. With the approval of the admin istration at Washington, a bill has been introduced in Congress author izing the President whenever in his opinion the national emergency may require: To fix maximum and minimum prices for food, clothing, fuel and other necessities, and the articles required for their production; To prescribe regulations to gov ern the production of these com modities, and, if necessary, to requisition the producing fac tories, mines or other establish ments; To compel holders of necessities to release them in amounts in suring equitable distribution; To regulate exchanges in such a way as to eliminate market ma nipulation; To compel railroads to give preference to the movement of necessities; To levy such important duties as he finds necessary to prevent excessive "dumping" of foreign products, and To impose limitations or prohi bitions upon the use of grain in the manufacture of liquor. These limitations and regulations would be in force only during the period of the war, but no one will question the wisdom of some such plan to prevent an unfair distribution of foods as well as waste and ex travagance. What a perfectly grand summer this is going to be for the potato bug. CARING FOR DEFECTIVES IN a recent leaflet issued by the Charities Association of Penn sylvania, it is urged that now is the time to try the experiment so strongly advocated by experts in the care of dependent, defective and delinquent men and women, of utilizing their physical power a'nd developing their mental and moral strength, by permitting them to cul tivate the land. Owing to the great need of exten sive food production those who make this suggestion contend that these defectives would thus contribute something to their own support, thus lessening the burden of their care by the community; they would be taken out of idleness, which can do nothing but harm to them and the community; they would, perhaps, contribute something to the general surplus stock of foodstuffs in the present emergency; they would re quire less of costly supervision and restraint; they would regain, in some part, their self-respect and normal attitude toward society. This interesting suggestion is re ceiving more than usual attention under present circumstances and the recommendation goes further in pointing out the importance of estab lishing State industrial farms, the development of agricultural indus tries at State institutions and the utilization to the fullest extent pos sible of the farms connected with county homes and almhouses. It is right, of course, that the men of the National Guard should have their chance in the camps for the training of officers. Should they have been excluded it would have been most unjust, for the National Guard, especially of Pennsylvania, has made good. • PREPARING FOR PEACE WHILE many of the most able leaders of the country are engaged in preparations for war, others are just as deeply immersed in preparations for the peace that will follow the war. Our international relations in com merce have given these leaders cause for thought and a strong effort is being made to increase the good feeling which now prevails among the allied nations. One writer says: Our war time experiences ought certainly to have brought home to everybody the importance to our domestic peace and prosperity of having a strong position and outlook In international affairs. Everybody now knows that no nation, however big and pacihc, can keep out of war simply by a sincere desire for being left alone. Likewise, that no nation's bread and butter is independent of in ternational conditions. The rest of the world has forced a hectic prosparity upon us and at the same time international commerce has reached right up to our do mestic hearthstones and raised the cost of living to heights never before known. This same writer declares that the war has brought opportunities to this country, but with them new responsibilities and new possibilities of Berious character that we cannot ignore. There is a very general con sensus of opinion among those who know much of international comity that we must cultivate our new rela tionships and take our proper place In the family of nations. Dauphin county will make a fine showing in the returns of the extra agricultural efforts of the year. Not only are the Harrisburg girls and boys joining in the work, but also hundreds of old and young in the country who have not heretofore par ticipated in the raising of crops are now cultivating the land in every di rection. We talk much of the autocracy of the -Kaiser's realm where the people must do and say just what the Kaiser approves. We must be careful in the United States that the effort to throt tle the newspapers does not partake of the same sort of dictatorship. Sports generally arn going to be hard hit by the war. Prizefighters are already on the siding and so many of the athletic young men are re sponding to their country's call and going into camp daily that the athletic interests must b* maintained by. the older men on the golf links and In the less strenuous play where youth Is not a prime factor. The Department of Parks has given orders that the stretches about the new Cumberlaritl Valley railroad bridge on Front street shall be re stored by the contractors under the provisions of their original agree ment. When these stretches are put in shape that section of the River Park will be one of the most attrac tive In the city. tK By the Ex-Committeeman Members of both branches of the Legislature appear to be favorable to closing up the business of the ses sion of 1917 on June 14, but the question of how.to do it is what Is stirring up discussion. Some of the eastern senatorial leaders want to take a recess on that day and come back and review appropriations and appointments, while western sen ators and House leaders, backed by many up-state members, desire the whole thing settled by an adjourn ment. It is believed by the rural members that but little good can be accomplished by a recess and that as far as appointments go the governor has the best of It. Influential Republicans are urging adjournment on June 14 as the best way to ctose up the business. The Philadelphia Record, which gives a Democratic view, says: "In all prob ability the adjournment question will be threshed out finally at a week end conference in Philadelphia, where Penrose will be heard before the decision is reached. A meeting of all the House chairmen has been called for to-morrow, at which the matter of adjournment will he dis cussed. Each chifirman will be ask ed to report the number of bills in his committee, the earliest date on which they can be reported out and the business whlcn his commit tee has to transact. At the confer ence a definite idea is expected to be gained as to when the Legislature can finish the work now before it." —York county is getting to be as bad in the matter of ventilating partisan and factional politics as Philadelphia. Last night the House had another outbreak of York poli tics over the poor board bill. This measure, which amended a century old law. was killed last week after an attack on it by York Democrats, who have been rowing over York s old statutes most of the session. A motion was made last night to re consider the defeat of the bill which was done and then the bill passed by 139 to 30. j j —The York Democrats demanded a verification of the roll call and Mr. Laucks challenged some names. He "got in bad" and Speaker Bald win said that he would suggest that members be sure they were right before starting anything. —To emphasize the situation Messrs McNichol and Stern, leaders of rival Republican Philadelphia factions in the House, united in sup port of a bill. •—An organization known as tlie Slate Committee on Industrial Af fairs and comprising men interested in the civil service reform, organized labor and other lines bas entered the lists in behalf of the appropria tion for the State Department of Labor and Industry, which it is the announced intention of tlie legislat ors to cut down. The committee issued a three page defense of the department. t-Commissioner Jackson Is due to continue his discussion of his re quest's for appropriations before the joint appropriation committee this afternoon. When he finishes the Public Service appropriation will be taken up. „ . —Woman Suffrage advocates have Issued an interesting questionalre regarding the proposed bill to give vi omen the right to vote for presi dent. It gives some questions and answers that have attracted much attention. „ . . —The Philadelphia city adminis tration has ousted Mrs. Edith W. Pierce, the only woman street in spector in the city. It was the re sult of a shakeup In a bureau. —Urging the support of the Re publican organization to the condi dacy of eight members of the Phila delphia Judiciary whose terms of office expire this fall. Congressman John R. K. Scott yesterday told members of the Philadelphia Re publican City Committee that the Legislature wrote Into the statutes doubtful legislation when It passed the act providing for the election of Judges on a nonpartisan ballot. "Be fore the act was passed," said Con gressman Scott, "they had been en dorsed by the Republican party, and were frequently endorsed by other parties, because of their honorable services. In a degree the nonparti san ballot has had the effect of forc ing the members of the Judiciary into politics." The committee will back the judges. —Archibald M. Hoagland, former District Attorney of Lycoming coun tv, was elected mayor of Williams port. last night, to succeed Jonas Fischer, resigned. He was chosen by council by a vote of 3 to 1, at the eleventh hour, to prevent an ap pointment by the court, as prescrib ed by the Reidleman act provid ing for the filling of vacancies in city commissions of third-class cities. W. G. Von Neida was chosen by the council three weens ago, but he declined the honor. Since then the council has been meeting nearly every day in an effort to reach an agreement on the mayoralty. Hoag land's election came as a surprise to Willlamsport. He was elected dlrtrlct attorney by the Republicans In 1911. Last spring he was an un successful candidal* for the Re publican nomination for Congress in the Fifteenth district, against Con gressman Edgar R. Kiess and W. W. Champaign, of Wellshoro. Williams port has been without a mayor since January 2, when Fischer resigned to stop quo warranto proceedings to compel him to prove his citizenship. Silly Class Distinctions As a Southern man, I represent equally rent, capital and wages, which are all confounded in our es tates —and I protest against attempts to array, without cause, without a color of pretext or plausibility, the different classes of society against one another, as if. in such a country as this, there could be any natural hostility, or any real distinction be tween them —a country in which all the rich, with hardly an exception, have been poor, aiid all the poor may be rich—a country in which banking Institutions have been of immense service, precisely because they have been most needed by a people who all hßd their fortunes to make by good character and industrious habits.— Hugh Swinton Legare. Charles M. Schwab says:— The mnn who attracts attention Is the man who is thinking all the time, and expressing himself in little ways. It is not the man who tries to dazzle his employer by doing the theatrical, the spectacular. The man who at tempts this ia bound to fail. HARRISBURG T?§6&. TELEGRAPH I AIN'T IT A GRAND AND GLORIOUS FEELIN'? By BRIGGS I- J £°°£,Sr - AMD ANOTHER LETT£p- T? U MILLU>MA?RE GET A LETTER FROM HER/ TELLLMG OF TM£ FOCTTMAW -AND TOU HAUE A SAVfNG .SHE HAS A BIG / Tne CHAUFFEUR. THE. MAD-S FEAR SOME ONE WTH RAORE FOR.E.ISN CAR AT HER / AND SUTLERS VAJIL.L I ALL IM - AMO AKIOTHER LETTER ~ 'F OF A SUODEK) SHE SAV(IJ<S THAT A COMES HOMC TO YOU AMD SAY<S /]^\ MAKI WITH OODLES OF MOfvlEY *SHC. . fREFCR-S You AND YOUR HAA FALLEU I(J LOVE EDITORIAL COMMENT If the German people by revolu tion will not overthrow the House of Hohenzollern, the armies of the United States, of France, of Eng land and the others of our allies must do it. —Philadelphia Inquirer. We seem to be in danger of an acute attack of our old trouble of asking for expert advice and then deciding that we know better, if the Joffre view of an American army in France is criterion. —Kansas City Star. Labor Notes Proprietors of mills in South Caro line are spending J 1,000,000 a year in the improvement of living and working conditions. South Carolina now has a well-enforced child-labor law. Cooks and Waiters' unions in Springfield, Mass., and vicinity have organized a district council to se cure an equal wage scale and to ex tend the principle of one dijy off in seven. A commission to investigate the relations between the Dominion Coal Company and VtS employes has been appointed by the Canadian Government under the provisions of the enquiries act. Union labor at Philadelphia has dropped its opposition to nonunion men and has appealed to them to help the Government • mobilize all available mechanics for work at thf arsenals and navy yards. Long hours have forced dentists' assistants at Butte, Montana, to realize the necessity for organiza tion, and they have formed the Dental Assistants' Union and will apply to the A. F. of L. for a charter. s, Advertising Policy Changed The Acme Tea Company, which' was the first important concern to abandon the use of trading stamps, is one of the leading figures in the $24,000,000 merger which was in corporated as the American Stores Company, In Delaware, last week. \ The other members of the combine | are the Bell Company, Robinson and Crawford, Chllds Grocery Company j and George M. Dunlap Company. i Chandler and Company, Inc., of Philadelphia, who handled the fi-1 nancing state that in place of the old method of house-to-house circu lar advertising there will be largely displays in the newspapers. Tho new chief has announced that none of the old employes will lose their positions through the merger, since it will be the policy of the company to extend the territory and open more stores in cities already occu pied.—Editor and Publisher. George Hensel on Fast Time George W. Hensel, the Quarryville philosopher, a brother of the late Attorney General Hensel, tells this good one: "A picture was recently taken in Germany in one-millionth part of a second which recalls the story of a drink that wasn't taken in Quarry ville. In declining, the dutiful hus band, with tremor borne of disap pointment and pathos, murmuring regret, uttered these words: "I would be delighted to Join you, gents, but if I was to take a drink to-morrow that wife of mine would smell it to day." "This Is faster time than they make at Havre de Grace." Using Our Resources [Kansas City Star] *ln a big war the problem is to utilize our resources to the fuyest degree, and to put every man in the position where he will do the most good for the country. Is there any question that Theo dore Roosevelt's enormous Influence and abilities could be put to better use than in permitting him to raise and lead a division to France? The Press Gag Fails [New York Tribune] There never was any excuse for the press muzzling section which Attorney General Gregory Injected into the espionage bill. That section In its original form—and in every other form in which It was offered by spokesmen of the administration —represented merely a crafty effort to abridge the freedom of the press. A Prevalent Idea [Chester Times] The Government is asking the newspapers to advertise free of charge all war advertising. And of course the ammunition men and the oil men and the bankers will be ex pected to do their work for nothing. Not so you can see, 1U THE LIBERTY LOAN \ THIS generation has no personal experience of how a national debt may be a national blessing, says the New York Times. Neither are there pleasant memories of the time when some tew Americans bought government bonds both at a discount and at a sacrifice as a matter of patriotism, and found their funds re turned to them after years with &n increase which would have aroused suspicion if promised by a get-rlch ciulck concern. Our previous national loans which were floated in war time were issued as a basis of national currency, and were taken by banks in great sums, although there was also a popular appeal. The Liberty loan now announced is to be differ ent. Bank subscriptions are discour aged. The appeal is to the million, or rather to the several millions, it is to be hoped, who wish to put their cash in the field against Germany, For that reason there Is need of a campaign of education regarding the manner in which the billions asked for may be given in confidence that they will return to thq giver after having done a work of beneficence. The loan is a means of making pa triotism profitable, and of reducing the burdens of war. Billions will not be raised by taxation without reaching every man's pocket. The time if/ coming when rich and poor alike will have to choose between putting funds into the Liberty loai Science to Catch U-Boats [From the New York World] Can a submarine be made to give notice of its presence as It passes through the water and register its whereabouts to watchers on shore far away? The intimation that Edi son is working in conjunction with French scientists to perfect an elec trical device to locate U-boats at sea stirs the imagination. Science Is the great detective; it catches the waves of motion set going by an earthquake thousands of miles away and has instruments to record the thoughts that pass through the' hu man mind. But certainly neither the seismometer nor the sphygmometer | can match a mechanism so delicate and precise that it can note and reg ' ister the noiseless passing of an in visible boat under the ocean's sur-j face far off. This is the very wizardry of science. That the invention is within the realms of possibility will appear entirely credible to a generation which has known the wireless and knows Edison. Assuming that It Is made practicable, a certain poetic justice will attach to tne fact that the country which gave the submarine to the world should provide a scientific defense against it. Courier-Journal Loses an Idol [From Loulsville-Courler Journal] The closing debate in the Lower House of Congress before It pnssed the army bill by an overwhelming majority Saturday was darkened by the following vapid burst of un meaning vulgarity from Speaker Clark, who had all along predicted the defeat of the bill: "A lot of old skunkers all over the country who think that nobody Is going to be forced into this war ex cept boys from 19 to 25," the Speak er said, "and that their miserable, cowardly hides will be safe, have I been sending telegrams here. I know them. I know every man in my dis trict who has telegraphed me, and I know who is at the bottom of It. and I can take a double barreled shotgun and run out of my district every man who sent, me a telegram to vote for conscription, and, if school doesn't keep too long, I will run a few out, too." In his speech at the banquet of the American Newspaper Publishers' Association In New York the Hon. James W. Gerard, lately United States Ambassador to Germany, as the report tells us, arraigned Speak er Clark for his advocacy of the volunteer system and expressed thanks that "some beneflclent prov idence which keeps the American people from putting forward their near-statesmen" Intervened In 1912 to prevent Mr. Clark from getting the Democratic nomination for Presi dent. "I was one of the financial supporters of Mr. Clark's campaign." said Mr. Gerard, "and In the light of events I am not sorry that he was beaten." The Courier-Journal desires to say "ditto" to Mr. Gerard. It was one among the foremost newspaper sup porters of Mr. Clark in 1912. Un der Its lead Kentucky Instructed for him and lior delegates voted for him to the last. The bare thought that such a man might be President of the United States Is little short of appalling. Surely God has this coun try In his holy keeping! or wasting them. We have wasted perhaps five billions annually In ways more or less harmless, In indulgences and amusements and careless man agement of personal finances. The people are to have the question put to them whether they prefer the ways of the slackers and wasters, or whether they prefer that their sur plus funds should buy instruments of victory. When the people are saving to buy the Liberty loan, they are getting behind the men behind the guns. A dollar in the national loan is both a dollar saved for the owner of the bond and a dollar for the upkeep of soldiers and sailors of the nations fighting against ruthless warfare. Ev ery dollar of the five billions yearly wasted on indulgences makes other people work for the spenders. Every dollar spent for the Liberty loan helps those working for the com mon cause. Every dollar the nation spends comes back with Interest to those who enable the nation to spend it. The money must be borrowed be fore it can be spent. It Is borrowed to spend. The spending means wages, and prosperity for the thrifty. To waste a dollar is to help Germany by lessening your country's resources. To save a dollar and lend it to your country or our allies is to benefit yourself equally and to provide the i funds to ease life for those perhaps tunable to lend to the country. Commandeering Schwab [Philadelphia Inquirer] Charles M. Schwab has been for some time at Washington in confer ence with the military departments and it is intimated that his services are to be commandeered for the war. No force is required. A few days ago Mr. Schwab offered his Bethlehem and other plants to the government without any stipulations whatever. It is well known that Mr. Schwab now has armor plate, artillery and munition plants which produce In ex cess of the famed Krupp works at Essen;. He has some of the largest shipbuilding yards in the country and turns out practically everything that is needed in war except explo sives. When the government decided to build an armor-plate plant of its own, Mr. Schwab protested that it was unfair to those now making armor plate, that this country got its product cheaper than any other and offered to let the government fix the price at which he should furnish armor-plate. This was refused. Now Mr. Schwab Is almost the right arm of the government. No man In the world knows more of his special subject than he and none is prepared to do the Nation a greater service. In the coming months Beth lehem will be able to do for this country an enormous amount of of fensive and defensive work. A few years ago there were those who snered at Schwab as a dreamer. He had a vision which has cJme true. The grocer's clerk of the last genera tion has become the Krupp of Amer ica and on a patriotic basis. Legal Tender To the counting house we led him and we showed him all our store. And we said: "Here's gold In plenty. Take your nil and take again! Cover France with golden dollars! Tell lis, what could we give more?" Like the blare of far-off bugles, comes the Marshal's answer "Men!" "Here is steel to keep the cannon belching death without a pause. Here Is food and fat and fuel: here are ships—supplies,—anil—then, Many million hands to labor. What could better serve our cause?" Hark! "To arms! Form your bat talions!" echoes through his an swer: "Men!" Men alone are legal tender! Men so precious, men so dear. That no other coin will answer. Ther'B no specie half so high! Ask of mothers who have paid It. Ask of France if you would hear What a darling wealth she squan ders, Freedom's costly pearl to buy. This bg then our city's salvo to the Hero of the Marne. As with cheers and tears we greet him: "Marshal Joffre, we spurn the 'cant's' And the 'wlll-we? won't-wc? must we's'." As you saved us at the Marne, So a living wall of manhood do we offer now to France!" , —Charlotte Holmes Crawford. MAY 8,1917. BOOKS AND MAGAZINES Women of Belgium Charlotte Kellogg (Funk arid "Wapnalls SI.OO net) —Here is another side of the war—a side which no author has as yet treated as a unit—a side just as vitally interesting as that wliigh is daily going on in the trenches —a side which has a particular interest to America. This country has sent millions of dollars in cash and in food and clothing collateral to Bel gium. And in this volume is given to us an inspiring word picture of what has happened in a war-devastated country because of our generosity, plus. For the open hearts and hands of America could have accomplished but little had it not been for those women of Belgium who so magnifi cently turned tragedy to triumph. "Women of Belgium" is a glowing tribute to the Belgian women, who being helped, helped themselves — who, accepting gifts from us are "honorably proud'' in being able to consecrate these gifts not only to bodily sustenance, but to the means which shall bring a greater, more ef ficient Belgium when freedom shall come. Charlotte Kellogg is the only American woman member of the commission for the relief of Belgium, and she spent eight months there seeing and studying the system which is holding the bodies and in dustries of Belgium together. Her volume is a series of short sketches, unconnected, but all combining in drawing a graphic word study of a work which described in the words of Herbert C. Hoover, head of the commission, who says "our task and theirs has been to maintain , the laughter of the children, not to dry their tears." The entire profits of this volume so to the relief commission. In ad dition to having published a volume in such a worthy cause, the pub lishers have published a book which should And a place in the heart of every American and especially among the women, whose sisters In Belgium are so heroically carrying on a task of stupendous proportions that life might be preserved, that cheer and comfort might be dis pensed, that Belgium after her months of torture might rise a na tion honored, respected and loved. OUR DAILY LAUGH CAN'T PLAY WITHOUT FOOD. "Let's invite the Dobb's In to night for a game of cards." "Dear mo, no. I haven't got any* thing to eat In the house." SAFETY FIRST. "What's the matter Mrs. White?" "Why this young varmint 'as •wallowed a cartridge and I can't wallop 'im for fear It goes oft." ' A LADY KILLER, ; "I wonder what happened when : the dish ran away with the spoon." "I suppose It vaa a aad blow to | the potato washer," Ebgtttttg (gfralfl Under tho plan which seems to be likely to be adopted for tho list ing of the men for tho new army, tho registration and enrollment of V ?M 6 * 8 mae &lnery of Pennsylvania will furnish the means of notifying uncle Sam how many men aro to be had for war. This machinery nas been perfected by a decade of service and Is conceded to be about as good as that of any State In the union. in the three largest cities there are registration commissioners havo charge of all registration of voters and In the third-class cities there are registrars under direction of the county commissioners. In other municipal divisions assessors, also under the county commisslon e£s' ,<•<> the work. if this system should be adopted for Pennsylvania be put Into operation with little trouble. No one as yet knows what the government will ask or what the State will use to furnish the information, but the presump tion is that cards will be distributed to all men between certain ages, say 19 to 45 years, and on a certain day they would be required to assemble at places to be designated by the sheriff or some other officer, and en rol! their names and hand in the cards. It would be a sort of general muster day, of which we used to read in old times. Early records show that Harrisburg, which was a hotbed of patriotism in the Revolu tion was a place for general muster and that long after Harris Ferry be came Harrisburg in 1785, the people of the town and of the country round about gathered once or twice a year in Market Square, where to the music of drums and fifes they formed in lines, marched and an swered rollcall, while new men and those just of fighting age put down their names. General muster day was a great occasion in young Penn sylvania and Harrisburg used to make a gala occasion of it. And in those days Harrisburg had anywhere from three to five military companies and everyone else who could bear arms had to muster. We may be go ing back to that old-time system again for this year. • • * State Treasurer Robert K. Younfc, who retired yesterday, first came to Harrisburg with his father who was a famous legislator years ago. He was a member of the Legislature in stormy days and a man of much force. Twenty years ago Robert K. Young was elected to the 1807 House and served in some of the liveliest sessions, his independent stand attracting to him the attention which made him a State figure and caused his election as Auditor Gen eral, which office he took just ten years ago. it is an interesting co incidence that it was twenty years ago that lie entered the legislature and ten years ago that he entered his first State office. * Major Genera'l Charles M. Clem ent. commander of the Pennsylvania division of the National Guard, was here yesterday In connection with National Guard matters. The general said that like the guard ho waa ready for service. ♦ • * Dauphin county's potato acreage will probably be the largest ever j Known in the history of the county when the potatoes are all planted and everything Is in readiness to count the area. Tho demand for seed potatoes has been very heavy, say the dealers and farmers, and the number of persons out preparing ground or planting is greater than the average person knows. Indeed, it is a case of going out to dig gar den and plant in the evening lnste:#l of playing baseball with the "kids" and the people to be seen on vacant plots about the city are men .with the hoc who work until It is too dark to work any longer. ♦ • * Soldiers and watchmen on duty about bridges, water plants and other places in this city and vicin ity have become so familiar with people living here that the average man probably does not realize that, the guardsmen are on business and that it is not safe to disobey. The i orders to the guardsmen are to fire when orders to halt are disregarded and the fate of men in other places should be a warning, say officers. The ■ chief difficulty is that the people are on such good terms with the ; stalwart fellows on guard that' they i aro apt to forget and cross some : point where they should not go and ■ to disregard commands. • * * It might be remarked in passing that this is the only county through which the mission will pass which | bears an offiial French title. Dau phin was named in honor of the I Dauphin of France, a tribute to French aid in the Revolution. • Just when the rain was pouring the hardest Saturday afternoon a little boy not more than eight camo slowly wending his way down Sec ond street. A large touring roadster was standing along the curb with a very much bedraggled American flag drooping over the rear end. The lit tle fellow paused a moment, turned and picked up the folds of the flag and reverently pressed it to his lips, and then let it fall. An observer no ticing the little patriot, remarked the home that had given him his training was the type of homes that have furnished the country with tho patriots who have aided her when she needed them most, and the type •: of teaching that has an incalcuable influence for good at any time. ' ] WELL KNOWN PEOPLE —Colonel Richard Coulter, Jr., commander of the Tenth Infantry, la quietly getting some of his compan ies up to full war strength. —Bishops Franklin Hamilton and John Hamilton, who are brothers, spoke yesterday at the big Methodist celebration in Pittsburgh. -—Judge Hell, of the Clearfield courts, who Is one of tho men elected two years ago, has warned saloon keepers' getting licenses that IW' must check all disloyal convene** tion In their places or take ooniu. quences. —D. S. Kless, prominent Tyrone man, has been chosen as the hea>* of the new Blair Chamber of'o*& merce. —Dr. Henry S. Pratt, who has 1 just returned from Belgium, is a member of the Haverford faculty. —Bishop McCloskey, who was consecrated a few days ago in Phil adelphia to go to a Philippine cese, celebrated mass yesterday at his former church in Media, con firming seventy children. —Judge C. F. (iummey, of Phila delphia, is back at his home in tho country where he goes as soon aa May comes around. DO YOU KNOW ■ . —That Harrisburg had one of the biggest parades In Its history in honor of General Grant? | tUSTORIC HAIUUBBURO Thirteen companies are credited to this community 1a the War of ma <-r j.r, i A ft 4 (f *