8 HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH A NEWSPAPER FOR THE HOME . Founded IS3I Published evenings except Sunday by THE TELEGRAPH PRINTING CO., Telegraph Bulltllnar, Federal Square, I*'. J. STACKPOLE, I'rcs't and Editor-in-Chief F. R. OYSTER, Business Manager. QUS M. STEINMETZ, Managing Editor. A Member American Newspaper Pub 'lshers' Associa- tion, The Audit kgifiSayfl P Bureau of Circu lation and Penn |g| S f£3 ||3| sylvania Assoclat- SSk 2 ESif ed Dailies. P|9|Bi& BSJRS?i3t )*j Eastern office, 888 IMii M Story, Rrooks & SSB £ aSS Kg Finley, Fifth Ave kSß_s €238 I,ue Building, New Vork City; AVest -4® prn office. Story, ?" ■dc Brooks & Finley, f ~ People's Gas Build — lng, Chicago, 111. Entered at the Post Office In Harris burg, Pa., as second class matter. By carriers, ten cents a C™p{lS<£jESssl> week; by mall, J5.00 a year in advance. SATURDAY EVENING, APRIL 14. , Men Jot get That great hearts suffer greatly; yet God comforteth the comforter. Blanche Fearing. HAVE THEY AN YTHING BETTER? OPPOSITION Oil the part of friends of the Clark act—how It hap pens that this choice bit of legis lative absurdity has any friends is not explained—has developed against the Beidleman small council bill. It is ex plained that this measure "is a step backward from the ultimate goal of city managership." If city managership is the "ultimate goal"—and the TELEGRAPH is per suaded that this form of government should have a trial—why not get to it at once? Why fritter away time try ing to patch up a law that, by its very fundamentals, is designed to place the administration of cities in the hands of paid councilmen? The Clarkites hold up their hands in holy horror at the mere mention of politics in municipal government, but they play directly into the hands the little men who want to be council men for the $2,500 a year involved when they oppose an unsalaried coun cil. The Clark act has proved itself an utter failure. If the Beidleman bill is no better, then why, in the name of the efficiency they prattle so much about, do not some of it 9 opponents come forward with legislation that will correct the evils into which Har risburgr and other cities of its class have been forced by a law that is not only poorly drawn fcut unwise in nearly every one of its provisions? The people are not wedded to any bill or law, but they are insistent upon some change for the better. THE FLAG AT THE FRONT THERE is more than a merely sentimental reason for cloth ing the American flyers at the French front in the uniform of the United States army and having them carry the Stars and Stripes on their machines as they fly over the Ger man trenches. The effect will be to hearten the British and French fighters, who will be thus reminded daily of their new and powerful ally beyond the seas, and at the same time to disturb the morale of the Germans, who will see in the new flag among the standards of their enemies another potent fac tor in the already overwhelming ar ray against them. Let the flag fly. It has ever been the symbol of freedom where the hosts of liberty have striven against the armed forces of autocracy. It has never known defeat. It will not be performing a new duty along the bloody line In France; it will be liv ing up to the highest traditions of its glorious history. PURELY A HOME GUARD Governor brumbaugh has wisely asked I djutant General Stewart to provide for a sec ondary branch of the National Guard of Pennsylvania to take the places of the men who will go int* the federal service with the flrst call to arms. Only by such means can an ade quate home guard be organized. The division that will be formed to fill the vacancies no doubt will bo or ganized for the period of the war and it will not be subject to sum mons for duty outside the State, for the reason that the army to be raised by selective conscription under the proposed new laws will eliminate the possibility of a fresh draft on the Na tional Guard. The likelihood is that the new force will be made up largely of men too old for enlistment in the flrst line army, but who are desirous of serv ing their country as soldiers. These troops could be used in protecting bridges and munition plants and otherwise safeguarding the public. THE PATRIOTIC PARADE HARRISBURG'S great patriotic parade, to be held next Satur day afternoon, gives promise of being the biggest celebration of its kind in the history of the city. It should be. Chief Marsnal E. Lauben steln expressed the sentiment of the occasion adequately when he said; "I hope to see so many in line of march that the spectators ou the sidewalks will be largely made up of otit-o'-town visitors." It is "Everybody's Patriotic Parade" and everybody who cAii march should participate. The time is very short for preparo. tion. All organizations planning to *ic cart should let the chief uiar- SATURDAY EVENING, shal or his secretary, William Lauben-! stein, know at the earliest possible moment. The task before the com mittee In charge is heavy and It should | have all the assistance possible, bo I that proper arrangements may be j ■ made for divisions and division mar- 1 shals. . • I lIAUDSCUABBLE SETTLEMENT MORE power to City Solicitor John E. Fox In his effort to bring the Hardscrabble matter to a final conclusion. It is high time , that the delays of the law should be overcome In this proposed improve ; ment. It ought to_ be possible in con • serving the rights of the city and the property owners to bring the whole matter to a final determination in the Dauphin county courts. It is the Insufferable routine of postpone ment and continuance and motion [ and counter-motion that has caused | universal unrest among the people I over the law's delay. We believe Judges Ivunkel and Mc- Carrell and City Solicitor Fox realize that •sufficient time has been given to the consideration of every possiblo point Involved in this controversy I apd that they will not be disposed to I permit further dawdling for no good purpose. City Solicitor Fox is understood to have in course of preparation suffi cient bonds of the city to cover any possiblo damage to any property owner and under these circumstances tho interest of every individual will be amply protected In going forward with an improvement which has been under consideration for a generation I or more. SUGGESTION IX) CHIEF WETZEL CHIEF OF POLICE WETZEL is doing so well in so many dioec- tions, with the efficient co-oper ation of his force, that we have no doubt a friendly suggestion from this newspaper would have consideration. Instead of the policemen at the street intersections making themselves rigid sign posts for automobiles and other traffic, why would it not be a good thing to introduce the traffic signs which are utilized in all large cities? These signs are easily seen at a con siderable distance and the officer would Jje relieved of much annoyance resulting from careless or Indifferent motorists, who either are not able to understand his signals or pretend not to do so. Chief Wetzel and his subordinates are manifestly doing their utmost to improve the service r.nd lr. this they will have the hearty co-operation and support of every good citizen. Any thing which will assist them In their difficult work should be provided and we believe the intersection sign boards which can be raised and lowered at will, will be a help in traffic regula tion. It is interesting to note In this connection that the police department is finding the imposing of penalties a rather helpful way of enforcing the municipal regulations. A few ex amples of those responsible for in fraction of the law throughout the park system would have equally bene ficial results. So long as malicious offenders are permitted to go free when they could easily be apprehend ed and punished just so long will the depredations along the River Front and elsewhere continue to the cost of the city and the disgust of all orderly citizens. Park Commissioner Gross has a dif ficult job in his supervision of the park system, but a little of the iron hand instead of back-patting and "you're-a-good-fellow" stuff would ac complish a great deal in the right di rection. STAND AND BE COUNTED LET the Germans in Congress stand and be counted! We must have an army and have it as quickly as possible. The President and the heads of the mili tary have told us that after mature deliberation and study of war condi tions abroad they are convinced selec tive conscription is the method to pur sue. Yet there are those in Congress who would stand in the way. Every man who nuts himself in op position to the swift and efficient as semblying of a great armed force does so to the peril of the nation. None can tell what a day in Europe may bring forth. Just now it looks as though our greatest task may bo the clearing the seas, the feeding of the allied peonies and the loaning to the war-stripped nations who are fighting our battles the vast sums required to keep their soldiers in the field. But to-morrow may bring another story. Germany is not whipped by any man ner of means. The need of American men at the French front may become a grim necessity any time. Shall the crisis find us wanting? Shall Congress be permitted to play Into the hands of the enemy by deny inng the country an army In time of war ? Let the Germans in Congress Btand and bo counted! We ought to know at once who they are. THE ST. LOUIS THE St. Louis, the flrst American armed ship to leave our shores, and also the flrst to make a European port in safety, is a true-blue American ves sel. She belongs to the 'American Line, she was built In an American shipyard and she has always flown the American flag. She Is one of the four ships which -took on the Stars and Stripes under the wise legislation en acted by the flrst of the Tom Reed Congresses, when that sturdy Amerl ca:i, Benjamin Harrison, was Presi de at. Had that legislation been perpetu* ated, we would now be In possession ,rT a fleet of ocean llnera In which wo could take pride; and there would be no need, even argumentatlvely, for a shipping board —made up of land lubber*, by the way—to eek means to out our tins uuon the aeaji SOMEBODY IS ALWAYS TAKING THE JOY OUT OF LIF ' By BRIGGS rcT-e uet US I ( Am! see -me \] I I qq* fne AMI-^BT.S g °ThxThe* Vf/VS A"-TTt.G V.Rio I VlJeteCTi JUST Yy^M WiTh Nature Tr->iS L l\j \\ fl /i 7 J/M oPP " jS , p e6 piuG ThpoOSm J&jggwl■ SP.r.k.6 Cj-JJj j\ \/ I VVK*'octor Do Li I=_ l^[!I you BU V er dnfvk. mornln * heau /T\\ aches? 7 I zf \L.ITJ • r> #t >utant Certainly x nufre.-. 1 M them 1 P*>\ *3 ns 1 (!o n daa c I ' certainly shouldn't have consulted you. Ebettittg (Eljal Up at the facts and figures bureau of tlio State Department of Agricul ture they figure that there are 2,684 farms in Dauphin county. While this is a fair number for a county which Is better known because of its coal and iron than because of farming products there really should be between 3,000 and 4,000 to put the county on a more self-supporting basis. The county could raise considerably more than it now does for its own consumption and probably this year will see it attain maximum of agriculture. Areas are 4 being ploughed now, especially within easy distance of the city which have been In grass for a long time and there are probably more garden and truck patches being planned out than known for many years. Under the stimulus of warnings from those in &Utja ority and the economists the move to boost food raising has reached al most embarrassing proportions in some sections. In the first place seeds, notably seed potatoes are very hard to get hold of and the price Is very high; secondly, fertilizer such as is really needed to put some of the land offered or taken hold of for trucking is a scarce article and lastly, because rig- King garden is work and it takes a lot of time and stick to it persistence. Men who understand gardening are working at something that pays better now and those who plan gardens had better arrange to do their own ground breaking and weed cutting. The greatest I rouble about speeding agri culture in this section this year is going to be labor and it may come to it that even those who enlist in the agricultural army which is to be form ed for systematizing work on farms and recognition of those who labor on the soil may have to be helped out during the summer. Some idea of the business the Har rlsburg Public library is doing just now in spite of the curtailment of expenses duo to heavy drains made upon the funds of tho association can nc gained from the statement that in the first three months of this year the library circulated 39,203 books. . 1 Ills is the largest circulation of any quarter B |„ ce the library began u J g work in Jlarrlsburg. In fact, it. is a couple of thousands ahead of tho bet.t previous record for any previous quarter and illustrates the demands being made upon tho institution. On two of the three months of this year the circulation at the library has gone over 13,000. This has only hap- Y" 00 ° r four tlmes in the his tory of the library. One was in March of last year. In January this year ■ went l 'P to 13,666 and 3 hi*i rC I. -3.446. It Is probable > that April will be a heavy month ow ing to the demands mado for special 5 on ,„ Amp rtcan history, with which the library is well supplied. To meet tho requests for notion the 11- j brary has been borrowing books ( from the State library and renting - them from concerns which make a ■ specialty ol such business. The work 1 of the library has been growing with leaps and bounds and the demands on its reference desk have been ex ceedingly heavy, both high schools s and all of the grammar schools be t ingr represented in the list of persons 1 j i a ' sk s P p<,| "l Information. In ad dition the library has been extending • Its libraries to the schools and the 1 total circulation of tho iirst quarter shows considerably over one-third to be among Juveniles. * * • A resident of Green street deter mined to arm himself last summer against the coming of the burgl.>r who was then terrorizing the pooj.it in that vicinity. He bought a nice, shiny revolver, a couple boxes of miniature 42 centimeters and a good flashlight. When he took them home he told his family that he was ready for all the burglars in Christendom and stored his arsenal in places easily accessible in case of an emergency • Sad part about it was the burglar was slow In coming, but the antici pated thrills came Just the same some time ago. Just when the city was quietest, "Mrs. Fearnot" was awak- ' ened by a bright light peering into every corner of the rocm. She turned to awaken "Mr. Fearnot." The light went out and all was darkness. .Was she dreaming? No, again the lfght flashed. Then the lord of the mSxnor was awakened. Again the'llKht-flaafi ed. Despite a thousand chills Jhat played up and down his back "Mr. Fearnot" investigated. After he had „ slowly crawled at least a thousand miles of carpet toward where the light had last flashed a childish voice exclaimed: "Oh, papa, see what a pretty light baby found." The two year-old son of the house had found the light and Just discovered what a nh-e plaything it made when the sandman would not come. • • • With the coming of spring the small boys about town are naturally Inclined to work ott their surplus energy in any way that a bovisli mind can think of, hut a great #any peo ple seem to forget the time when they too. were young anff" doing tho same thing. The police department is constantly receiving telephone complaints from residents about tho horrid boys who are playhig base ball on the vacant lots next door*and who will undoubtedly break a win dow If not stopped Immediately. One of the officers reports an unus ually emphatic complatnt. A man ap proached liim and began saying ex citedly, "There they are, officer, there they are; arrest them!" Tho officer Immediately on the alert, was pre pared for any emergency but a care ful look nt the landscape failed to dis close anything but several healthy young legs pushing as many roller skates down the pavement. "There who are?" asked tho officer. "Why those children skating on my pave ment," refilled the man. When ho was told that he would have to make Information against them the worthy citizen decided not to have them ar rested. "That gink must have been born a thousand years ago," said the officer recounting the episode. • Two sturdy youths not more than twelve marched boldly Into the office of the Chief of Police yesterday aft ernoon, bared their head and looked boldly up Into the eyes of the Chief of Police. "Are you the man that ar rests boys when they aren't good?" said the one. "Well, I might," said the Chief. "What's wrong?" "Why some wop kid down here on Cherry alley said the flag was nothin' hut an old rag. and I'd a li kod tho stuffln' out of him, only I was afraid I might get Into trouble, too, so I Just thought I would come up and have him rested." An Immediate investigation was promised and 'he patriotic little Americans left the office much pleased. WELL KNOWN PEOPLE —Robert Firing, the new president of the Presbyterian Union of Pitts burgh. Is a prominent attorney. -— DP. C. B. Millhoft, active medical man at Johnstown and veteran of tho Philippine war, will re-entor the medi cal service. —Colonel O. C. Rlckards, comman der of the Sixteenth Infantry, wfcji of fered motor ambulances by people of Ktttanning. —K. B. Hulley, of Pittsburgh. Is president of an association formed to encourage back yard gardenias-