10 HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH A NEWSPAPER FOR THE HOME FOUNDED ISJI Published evenings except Sunday by THE TELEGRAPH IMIINTIXG C 0.,, Telegraph Building. Federal Square. J. STACKPOLE, Frw't and Editor-iii'Chief I'\ R. OISTKR, Business Manager. GU3 M. STEINMETZ. Managing Editor. t Member American Newspa^ — ing,' Chicago, 111. Entered at the Post OITIce In Harrls burg. Pa., as second class matter. _ By carriers, ten cents a week: by mail, sj.oo a year in advance. THURSDAY EVENING. 113. 1 Dare to tie true; nothing can need a lie, a fault tchich needs it most, grows two thereby.—Herbert. SAVING THE COUNTY SB,OOO SENATOR BEIDLEMAN takes a correct view of the situation caused by the death of City Councilman Harry F. Bowman. Un der the terms of the Clark act as it stands the people of Dauphin county, composed largely of those who own no property in Harrisburg, who have no interests in the city other than an occasional trip here and who contri bute generously to the revenues of the county at large, would have to bear the $6,000 exepense of electing a coun cilman to serve nine months in Har risburg. "How would the people of Harrisburg like to pay $6,000 for the election of a township supervisor to serve only in the country districts?" asks Senator Beidleman, putting the shoe on the other foot, and we re spectfully reply for everybody in Har risburg when we say that to a man we in the city would oppose any such fool proposition. Now then, can we in the city justify the expenditure of $6,000 of the county's money for our own purposes? The Clark act errs in this respect as it does in many others. It Is full of weaknesses and this is one of them. There is no local politics in the bill framed by the law committee of the Third Class City League intended to remedy this defect and save this large sum to the people of the county, but if there were it would be good politics. As Senator Beidleman says, he repre sents the county districts as well as those of the city and he would be derelict to his duty did he stand idly by and see such a vast sum of public funds frittered away because some body made a mistake when he framed the law under which our city govern ment is conducted. It would be utter waste to throw $6,000 into the holding of a special election. The people's money would be spent and the expense of re-election would- have to be re peated next November before the new commissioner had become accustomed to his office. The people of the county should make, themselves heard on this sub ject. "The first of February fair and clear, thj half of the winter will come that year." Hurrah! ARTHUR KING THE death of Arthur King, founder of the Middletown Cur Works, removes another of the great industrial pioneers of Pennsylvania. Mr. King arose from the humble position of machinist to the ownership of a factory that sent its cars all over the world. The rolling stock manu factured at Middletown is carrying i freight in Canada and South America, in Europe and in China. What Mr. King lacked In early technical education he made up in breadth of vision and practical under standing of the numerous problems that ever-changing conditions have placed before the builder of railroad equipment in the last half century. He was a big man in every way and the town that he placed on the in dustrial map of the world may well mourn his death. . That hotel porter who.left an estate of SIOO,OOO, must have been a most obliging and insistent pursuer of the agile dime. EMUAKIIASS! N<, OF COURSE THAT was an eminently correct point made in the "leak" de bate in the House, when a member suggested that the rules com mittee might find some embarrass ment In going on with the Investiga tion, since the veracity of its own chairman had been called in question. Such fine distinctions, however, do not worry Democrats. Mr. Henry, of Texas, has heretofore shown no special delicacy of behavior, either on the floor or in committee. A little more than two years ago he held up Con gress for days with his insistence that there should be an appropriation of government money to buy and hold - Texas cotton; and It Is most unlikely that his skin is any thinner now than it was then. State-wide prohibition Is the direct child of opposition to local option. AT IT AGAIN THE literary reputation assassins are at it again. For the mo ment they have ceased to prove that Bacon wrote the pluys and poems ascribed to Shakespeare to turn their attention to Milton, Some hitherto unknown professor lias discovered — 1 THURSDAY EVENING, at least he thinks he has—that Mil ton plagiarized "Paradise 1..05t" from the writings of Joost Van Del Yondel, a Dutch author and poet, llow It happens that such a great work as "Paradise Lost" should have remained unknown or obscure in Dutch literature until the present is not explained. At all events, we pre fer to stick to tradition. Milton it was and Milton it is for us, if for no other reason than that Milton is far easier to remember than Joost Van Den Vondel. His name's agiiinst him. Have you noticed that the Demo cratic newspapers have quit calling Lawson hard names? FACING WAR THE United States is facing war with Germany. The possibility has become the probability. President Wilson is on record in this language: t'nless the Imperial Government should now Immediately declare and effect an abandonment of its F resent methods of submarine war are asrainst passenger and freight carrying vessels, the Government of the Tnited States can have no choice but to sever diplomatic re lations with the German Empire al together. Now comes Germany with a declar ation of ruthless and unrestricted sub marine warfare. America is denied 'he freedom of the seas. Germany presumes to tell us where our boats may go and where they may not. "Come across this line and we will sink your ships and kill your citizens without warning, whether or not they may be on peaceful errands," in effect is what the latest German note iays. This puts the severance of diplomatic relations with Germany squarely up to the President of the United States. It is difficult to see any other outcome of the situation, unless the President chooses to back down from his former stand and shuts his eyes to the rights of the nation and the American people as individuals. And severance of re lations means almost certainly partici pation in the war at no distant date. These are the facts and it is in this situation and the probabilities that confront us that the citizens of this country are most interested. But the causes leading up to conditions now confronting us and the position of Germany with respect to the United States are worthy of note. In the first place the announcement of the Imperial Government that it proposes a ruthless warfare on the seas un questionably brands Germany as an outlaw among the nations. It is the last desperate enterprise of a despair ing power. That it has the sanction of the people of the empire shows only how effectively the allies' blockade has become and how keenly the German people feel the pinch of hunger and privation the cutting off of imports has brought about. The broad vls ioned German statesmen who have been playing for peace and opposing the ruthless use of the submarine know how hopeless the cause of Ger many is and that the waging of a murderous campaign upon the seas will do no more than stave oft the evil day, while unquestionably It will kill the last spark of friendship for I Germany among the neutral nations of the world. The British blockade has cut off Germany's outside food supply. Therefore Germany, loudly proclaim ing the inhumanity of "starving wo men and children," proposes to do likewise for Great Britain, but not having the power to accomplish that end within the accepted terms of in ternational law, the Imperial Govern ment plans to do it unlawfully. All | neutrals must suffer to make Eng land suffer. The scope of interna tional maritime travel and trade is to be prescribed by Germany. It is here that the interests of the United States and those of Germany clash so ser iously that unless the President, by some unforeseen and unimagined stroke of diplomacy is able to set the nation right before the world without the severance of friendly relations, must send the German ambassador home and enter upoh a policy that almost inevitably will bring us into armed conflict with Germans on the After glancing down the opening New York quotations to-day, we are glad that we do not own a lot of stocks. Constantinople to-day suggests the Kaiser for the Nobel peace prize. But why didn't they select a more auspici ous morning? T>ET£TW* IK U 'PcicKOijlcfuua By the Ex-Commit tecmaa II Senator Boies Penrose is quoted in the Philadelphia Inquirer to-day as calling the Brumbaugh administration "a wreck" and predicting that the probe resolution will be passed by the Legislature and be thorough in its op eration. From the Executive Mansion last night came the statement that no one had had the "temerity" to suggest that the Governor remove Attorney General Brown in order to avoid the lightning. Western Pennsylvania Democrats began to boom Colonel Klchard Coulter, of Greengburg, as a candidate for Governor. The general impression is that the Sproul resolution will be much dis cussed in formal and Informal confer ences the next few days In Philadel phia, but that the efforts of some men who have been endeavoring to get the warring factions to agree on a pro tocol will be unavailing. Penrose men this morning claimed that there would be over thirty votes for the resolution in the Senate on Monday night, which was disputed by administration men, who were talking of how they had blocked the plan and would force their own scheme with the assistance of the Democrats. Some of the newspapers appear to be just waking up to the plan to have the Legislature take recesses to allow the Governor to act on appropriation bills and to permit the Investigation to be reported upon from time to time. —The Penrose statement to the In quirer is one of the most terrific slams he has given the administration and it is interesting to no.e in connection with it that he says he does not think the Governor was approached to sac rifice the Attorney General in order to halt the investigation. The Philadel phia North American prints a very circumstantial story of how the Gov ernor was approached, but it does not square with the denial from the Man sion. Senator Penrose said: "The probe will go on. There will be no halting or compromise. If I thought there was any doubt about the passage of the resolution calling for an investigation 1 would go/ to Harrisburg and ask the privilege of addressing the Senate and the House in joint session. When 1 would get through with my statements of fact I do not believe there would be a single member of the entire Legislature who would have the temerity to vote against the resolution calling for a probe of the Brumbaugh adminis tration. "Of course everybody recognizes that the Brumbaugh administration is a wreck, anil that a logical thing would be to get rid of Brown as salvage. You will recall that Jonah was tossed to the whale. The Attorney General's department is the rottenest in the whole administration, and should Brown go, that would, as a matter of course, have its effect upon the in vestigation to some extent. Brown's relations with the Governor have been such that possibly the Governor may take some time to think over a propo sition to remove him. "I have been informed thut the tele phone bills and mileage used by State employes in the several political con tests in which the Brumbaugh admin istration has been engaged have cost the State not less than $50,000, and probably this may reach SIOO,OOO for these items alone. When the investi gating committee shall be organized it will be possible to get the bills for long distance telephone calls and the names of the parties that were called up in the various congressional districts and legislative districts, not only when Brumbaugh was making a campaign for delegates to the national conven tion as a presidential candidate, but in the recent effort of the adminis tration to get control of the organ ization of the Legislature. Factory in spectors and other employes of various departments of the State were sent up and down the commonwealth osten sibly upon public business, but actually working on campaign schemes of the Brumbaugh political combination." —l,ittle concern was expressed by Mayor Smith yesterday over the pos sibilities that the legislature probe of the Brumbaugh administration might be extended to cover his own and other municipal offices, more particu larly his connection with the Thomas B. Smith Company, which has exe cuted much bonding business for the city of Philadelphia. "I'm not talking about anything like that yet," said the mayor. "If I have any statement to make, it will have to come later," said he. —Congressman Rowland declares in answer to the Tobias suit to contest the election in his district that there was nothing to the Democratic howl about corruption. —Ex-Mayor Jones, of Coatesville, having been acquitted, will now run again. The ousting of Jones and his trial have cost thousands of dollars. —Third class city members are get ting ready to secure quick action on the city solicitors' bill to fill vacancies in council. There is a general de mand for it. —Democratic members of the Leg islature were guests of the Central Democratic club at the annual pig roast and there was considerable gos sip about the attitude of the minority in the legislature. From all that can be learned the Democrats are going to be strong for the probe and will vote for it after some backing and filling in order to get their desires on record. In the Senate the Democratic Senators are expected to line up for the probe with the possible exception of one. and in the House after an attempt to amend the resolution so as to embody some ideas of the ringmasters, the Democrats will vote for the probe rather than see it fall. -Senator-elect William Beales, of the Adams district, seems to be at tracting much attention as some men have just found out that he is still a congressman and that he will serve out the term for which he was elected and then become a senator. —The proposition of Henry A. Bomberger to have a State conference of "Progressives" does not seem to be as popular with the Democratic newspapers as the old Progressive- Washington party used to be. The Bomberger call for a conference with out fixing any date says that the men he represents will not have anything to do with the "Old Guard" of either party, and it Is said that they are against the organizations In both parties. —Thus far nothing has been heard from William I-'linn and the other late proprietors of the Washington party about the Bomberger proposition, and it will be interesting to hear what A. Kevin Detrlch has to say. —From all accounts the Philadel phia branch capitol proposition is go ing to be a glorious memory very soon. IJOVE-SONGS By Theodosia Garrison As many songs of love there are As graen leaves In a summer wood While yet the autumn Is afar And the swift rains are good. And some leaves fall in any storm. And some dance lightly east and west. But some—Ah, some cling soft and warm About a nest. f—Everybody'* Magazine. KARRISBURG TELEGRAPH When a Feller Needs a Friend . By BRIGGS LETTERS TO THE EDITOR OBJECTS TO LECIIUEK To the Editor of the Telegraph: "Avast! Cowards All!" (Falstaff) —Shakespeare. Last night a man came here who lectured to the Harrisburg Natural History Society named Frederick Monsen, residence unknown, who, in the course of his remarks, went out of his way to insult his audience in a political harangue in which he said that the people of the United States were "cowards." Is he one? To have been traveling in Mexico and lectur ing in the United States so far away from Germany: x, as one of his hear ers was tempied to express my dis approbation but such an action would not be properly appreciated by one using his place for incivility. He is a traveler and tells the "Tales of a Traveler." He said that he was a Norwegian but he promulgated pro- German doctrines bordering upon an archy, what in Germany they . call Democracy, as the remedies for the troubles in Mexico. This country is full of German spies'. Is he one? He is an acute observer, exceedingly well educated, but hates the United States with a deadly animosity. His criticism of President Wilson was, to my simple mind, disloyal considering that he was a citizen of the United States. All said in this connection could have been omitted as it had nothing to do with "Mexico." His photographic views were exquisite and aside from his own pre judices, his lecture was excellent; but that defection to reflect upon his adopted country, outrageously left a disagreeable effect. A HEARER. OUR DAILY LAUGH READY FOR TROUBLE. Mr. Fly: Well, ' ' ''ft there's one con- / A/.r lolation; I had iff J %k pti (hat leg Insured njsl ———r for 6,000 pump- sunjrV A kin seeds. J Mr *Pk 1 1 PERHAPS. 1 Justice is blind. ' A That's the rea- I V Bon 80 many JHy rg • \ crooks think they } can get awy with I.EFT WHAT? Mrs. Smith has ft*lC~ff a million in her ways carries hers tT HI S MAN HIRES A OAR DEN. Have you any perennials in your garden ? I don't think , so. Are the seeds very expensive t GOLDEN GIRLS ARE MANY Income Tax Is Paid by 22,000 Unmarried American Women; Government Keeps Secret Roll of Amazons There are twenty-two thousand un married women in the United States who are able to maintain homes with out the slightest aid from mankind. Any one of these women can choose her husband without stopping to ask if he can support her in the style to which she has been accustomed. New York city alone contains a number of these financially independ ent women, enough, in fact, to make a great convention. The whole list Is kept among the confidential records of the collector of internal revenue of the United States government. He got the names as the result of the income tax law and is forbidden to make public any information concern ing the Amazons of great wealth who pay tribute for the possession of money. If the record could be made public, fortune hunters would find In the schedule more valuable leads than any other source of information affords. But the government carefully guards the women from the prying eyes of the money seeker and the roll is a sacred secret. In spite of the veil that is drawn between the golden girls of the nation and the public, the names of many of them are known. Miss Harriman a Hunter There is Miss Carol A. Harriman, daughter of the late E. H. Harriman. She Is possibly one of the most widely known of the millionaire bachelor girls. She Is prominent in outdoor sports and particularly hunting In this country. So enthusiastic is she about this sport that when there is no one else to go hunting with she and her brother, William, go out alone. If It were necessary for Miss Harri man to earn her own living she could do so without much difficulty on the concert stage, having been trained under one of the best masters in Paris. She is one of the heirs to the millions left by her father. One of the most attractive spots on the vast Harriman estate Is the hand some bathhouse and studio Miss Har riman had erected for her own use. This is her den during the summer months. Regardless of her wealth, beauty and position, "Girlie" Brown, chris tened Angelica Schuyler Brown, still remains a bachelor girl. She is considered one of the most beautiful and attractive girls in so ciety. Practically every masculine member of the set the charming An- The Peace League [Kansas City Star.] In the plan for a League to Enforce Peace President Wilson undoubtedly has presented to the country a lofty ideal and one that must arouse the sym pathetic attention of the world. While there can be no disposition to take snap judgment on such a momen tous question, the Star cannot refrain from pointing out now, as It repeatedly has pointed out in the past, that the practical obstacles In the way of such a league are so great as to seem Insur mountable. Is the United States ready to Join in a world organization that includes na tions with conflicting colonial, com mercial and racial ambitions? would it send troops to Europe to enforce a de cision of a world court in a matter in which it had no concern? Is there any reason to suppose the European nations will rigidly llmtt their armaments and depend for their protection on an International force? Will England, for instance, abandon a good share of her navy and look to some treaty to assure her against starvation In the event of war? Has the experience of the last ten years been such as to gtve assurance that nations will abide by treaties to their own hurt? Is there any reason to suppose that FEBRUARY 1, 1917. gelica graces has at one time or an other laid siege to her heart, but with out success. Son-in-law Must Work Miss Brown's fattier, James Brown, has decided ideas about the right kind of a husband for his daughter. Sev eral of the young aspirants when in terviewed by Papa Brown realized that one of the essential qualifications to become his son-in-law was an ability and a willingness to work, if they hoped to win "Girlie." Miss Marion Kennedy, a daughter of Mrs. H. Van Rensselaer Kennedy, of Hempstead, L.ong Island, is another golden gil. She made her debut in 1910 at one of the most beautiful affairs of that winter. She is one of the most widely known exhibitors of Pomeranians at bench shows in this country and maintains a kennel at Hempstead which is known throughout dogdom. Her father was a member of the Metropolitan Club, Coney Island Jockey Club and the New York Yacht Club. He left several million dollars to Mrs. Kennedy, Miss Marion and her sister, Miss Maud Kennedy. Graceful Keonia Burrell is another young woman on the income tax lists. She is most active in outdoor life and is identified with many of the affairs given by society for charity. She has been a noted exhibitor at the national horse shows and is considered one of the most expert equestriennes in New York society . And There is Miss Sears The most widely known of all the bachelor girls possibly is Eleanor Sears. She has been reported engaged time and again, but no man has been able to win her from her bachelor ways. Miss Sears is an ardent poloist, ten nis player and golfer and her fame has traveled from her home town in Bos ton to every quarter of the globe. She cares little for conventions and has frequently shocked the staid folks of Boston's exclusive Back Bay sec tion. She is give to wearing mannish cut coats, split collars or stocks and, on occasions, breeches. In 1912 her friends announced a "trial engagement" to Harold Vander bilt, but up t© the present time she is still a bachclcA- girl. Miss Sears's latest departure from conventionality is the building of the biggest private garage in Boston, to house her half-dozen motor cars. She is known as "Bobby" to her friends. on matters that a nation considers really vital it will submit to arbitra tion? Has the history of arbitrations been such as to create confidence In the de cisions of International courts 011 vital matters —recalling the fact, for in stance, that In the matter of the dis puted presidency the members of the Supreme Court on the electoral com mission lined up as partisans? It Is an ungracious duty to point out flaws In a proposal intended to bring in the thousand years of peace. But such considerations as those briefly outlined must be taken into the account. By no means should the United States be committed to a policy, no matter how idealistic, which would break down under the actual test of experience. Such a course would bring only hu miliation. It would involve the fur ther danger of causing the country to rely for Its defense on some outside organization Instead of on Its own re sources. A course Involving such momentous consequences to the national life calls for the fullest possible thought and dis cussion. Hardly Know Difference The unionized apartment janitors in Chicago may call a general strike. We will watch the outcome with in terest, being curious to know how differently a janitor acts when on strike from when he is ol duty.—Kansas City Star. Abetting Qlljat The extent that men of foreign birth or percentage are entering Into the business affairs of the State is well illustrated iu the documents that come to the State Capitol these days. For years the appearance of street signs apd delivery wagons bearing names that aro unusual in a commun ity largely made up of descendants of people from the British Isles and tho Germanic nations has been noted with interest by observers of such things and now the names are turn ing up in all sorts of business enter prises. For a long time the old stock was represented in charters and such papers and then the Italian element began to appear In Increasing numbers and lately the Slavish names, the Poles, the Greeks and the Syrians as well as people from Scandinavia have been found. When clerks at the State Capitol or the courthouse strike the names they usually ask the persons who file the papers to presenf. type written names so that the record can be read by people in years to come. When names signed in Jewish char acters are discovered there is some thing doing and often times the pa pers have to be returned for typewrit ing so that they can be entered on the big books. The other day a list of names was attached to a document filed at the Capitol and every name had to be deciphered because they were written in one of the Balkan languages and no one about the Hill knew what the letters meant or how to make English out of them. And shortly after a charter came along with every name signed in Greek. Greek typewriters are not known at the Capitol. "I think of all the mean mornings that 1 ever knew this morning ten years ago was the limit. It was the morning the Grand Opera House burned," said a fireman to-day. "I had not gotten lo bed when I was called out and I got to bed the night after. We did not think we had a big Ore on our hands until it got started in the old theater and it was one of the hottest I ever knew. I don't know what would have happened to Harris burg if there had not been a lot of snow on the roofs. That was a god send." Ex-Auditor General A. E. Sisson, who came down from Erie yesterday to attend to some State tax matters, was mightily interested in legislative gossip. Mr. Sisson was one of the mo3t careful men about State finances known here and his estimates and statements were accepted as gospel. When he went out of office everyone threw bouquets at him. He also served as one of the Capitol probers. "It's about time for half a dozen railroad men to talk about ground hogs running around the yards," said a weather prophet this morning. "The railroad yard groundhog is a lirst cousin to the Wildwood Park deer and the Dauphin bear. It is seldom seen, but always noted by some man of un impeachable veracity. Jonas Gish used to foretell the weather by the sausage skins, but the railroad yard groundhog who plays tag between the puffing yard engines and hops miles of tracks has taken Jonas' place as a prognosticator. And I'd as soon be lieve one as the other." • "Not many people are buying tur key sandwiches now," said a restaurant man. "I have to get turkeys ready and believe me, they cost money, and have them on hand for a day or so. I have eaten more turkey to save myself loss lately than for a long time. Tur key sandwiches are rated at 30 to 35 $ cents and people get mad at the price. But we can't help it." * • Several residents of this city will go to Williamsporf on Friday to at tend the meeting of the Susquehanna Trail Association which was formed recently to boom the improvement of the State highways between this city . and Elmira byway of the Susque hanna river and the old Indian trail north from the Lumber City. The as sociation has been given strong sup port in every county through which the road would pass and State officials favor it. • Opponents of universal military training are advised to take a good look at the Governor's Troop, indi vidually and collectively, and if they aren't convinced that health is oozing from every pore, and that their stay on the border has done them worlds of good from a physical standpoint, then convincing has become a dead art. Many and interesting are the stor ies they tell of their experiences, but it seems to be a source of general re gret that they were not permitted to see active service. Some of them, the privates at least, who are not restrict ed by govermental regulation from ex pressing their own opinion on official matters, are flrmly of the opinion that they will be returned to Mexico within the next six months. The withdrawal of Pershing's forces, now daily expect ed, will mean, in the estimation of cer tain of the troopers, that Villa will get control of other portions of the country, just as he now controls the northern territory, and the same old mobilization of our troops will take place again. Eddie Roth, one of the most popu lar members of the Troop, will leave in a few days for Cornwall-on-the- Itudson, w'here he has planned to take up special study preparatory to tak- . ing his examination for entrance to West Point. When Eddie passes his exams, which al.l who know him are certain he will do, he will be a full fledged "plebe," and will enter the United States Military Academy on June 16. ♦ • • Of all the tributes paid to Samuel Kunkel. one of Harrlsburg's best loved men, ,who died yesterday morn ing, perhaps the greatest came from two boys. Mr. Kunkel's Interest in youngsters, his many unknown bene factions and his annual party for the children at Reservoir park had made him one whom the boys and girls al ways liked to greet. Yesterday when the news of his death became known one lad met another near Third and Walnut streets, and said: "Kunkel's dead." "The man who gave us the party?" asked the other. "Yep." "Gee, better tell the fellers." """well known people —Bishop Blount-Cheshire, of North j Caroline, who is visiting In this State, T Is an authority on Southern history. —John M. Egan, former Pittsburgh newspaperman and now parole officer for the Western penitentiary, was here yesterday on Capitol business. -~8. J. Doyle, prominent Philadel phian, Is working to get the World's Salesmanship Congress for his city. —John C. Winston, who is active in the Philadelphia charter revision work, is a noted publisher. ) DO YOU KNOW ] That Harrlsburg is the center of a dozen State highways? HISTORIC HARRISBIRG The flist brick buildings in Harris burg were used for mercantile pur pose* and the owners slept upstairs.