2 CENTRAL PENNSYLVANIA NEWS Miss Beard Entertains For New Jersey Visitor Newport, Pa., Nov. 28.—Miss Louise Bechtel Beard entertained on Satur day afternoon In honor' of Miss Clare Crane, of Roselle, N. J., the house guest of Mrs. Richard Mathers Mar shall. The guests were:. Mrs. Rich ard Mathers Marshall, Mis. John How ard Jones, Mrs. H. Munson Corning, Mrs. Georgte W. Barnltz. Mrs. Rodney Talntor Smith, the Misses Marguerite Rippman, Helen Fritz, Ruth Eleanor Jones, Gertrude Brandt, Anne L. Ir win, Elizabeth Dorwart, Mrs. John Barnltz, Carlisle: Mrs. Charles Eugene ,Rippman, Millerstown and Miss Kath arine Gorgas, Harrlsburg. Duncannon Sunday School Centennial Closes Tonight Duncannon, Pa., Nov. 28. The three days' celebration of the centen nial anniversary of the local Presby terian Sunday school will come to a close this evening at 7.30 vith a social and reception hour. In the receiv ing line will be the officers and teach ers of the Sunday school, elders and trustees of the church. There will be a reading, by Mrs. Frederick Harlin, of Harrlsburg, and a musical enter tainment by the Sara Lemer orchestra, of .Harrlsburg. Miss Rebecca Grier, of Duncannon, is the oldest living member of the Sunday school. The display of various relics pertaining to the church and Sunday school is very interesting, many former members of the Sunday school from a distance are in attendance. GOOD ATTENDANCE RECORD Blain, Pa., Nov. 28. Pupils of the Blain Joint high school who have attended every day during the second montfi were: Dobbs Ehlman, B. F. Shumaker, James Shumaker, Jesse H. Snyder, Lan Snyder, Warren R. Sheaf fer, Lester M. Kern, Cyrus Stoke, Ruth Hench, Myrtle M. Collins, Edith McVey, Pauline Johnson, Sara Smith, Sara Shumaker, Nellie Smith, Mabel Anderson, Alice Gutshall, L. Verda Pryor, Mary E. Mumper, Florence Gutshall. Those attending every day of term to date: Dobbs Ehlman, Jesse H. Snyder, Lester M. Kern, Cvrus Stoke. Ruth Hench, Edith McVey, Nel lie Smith, Mabel Anderson, Alice Gut shall, L. Verda Pryor. Mary E. Mum per, Florence Gutshall. BOUGHT FLOUR MILLS Halifax, Pa., Nov. 28. Anthony Leo, who operates the Empire Flour Mills, near Matamoras, has purchased from Mrs. Lydla Lyter, the Halifax flour mills and dwelling house, in Front street, and will operate the mill as soon as he can get it in proper con dition. Mr. Leo will move his family to town. Seats for the Bernhardt engagement now on sale.—Adv. # LITTLE HOY DIES Elizabethvllle, Pa., Nov. 28.—Albert, 7-year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. Glace Keiter, living in Franklin street, died on Sunday morning of a short illness of an abscess In the head and a severe cold. Funeral services will be held to morrow afternoon in Maple Grove Cemetery. PAVING WILLTAMSTOWN STREET Williamstown, Pa., Nov. 28.—Work of paving Market street has been start ed with the laying of bricks at Prltch. ard's corner. It is expected that one square will be completed in a short time. OFFERING FOR ARMENIANS Newport., Pa., Nov. 28.—A union Thanksgiving service will be held in the First Presbyterian Church Thurs day morning at 10 o'clock, at which the Rev. U' O. H. Kershner, pastor of the Reformed Church of the Incar nation. will preach the sermon. Serv ice will also be held in (he Church of the Nativity at 0.30 o'clock, at which the rector will officiate. The offering in this church will be for the Ar menian sufferers. MINISTER WIMj RESIGN Carlisle, Pa., Nov. 28. To con tinue further study with the view of securing a doctor's degree, the Rev. Edwin H. Kellogg, for seven years pastor of the Second Presbvterian Church here, and head of the Car lisle Presbytery for several years, has announced that ho will formally ten der his resignation from the pastorate of the local church. He will nrohably accept a fellowship at Hartford Theo logical Seminary at Hartford, Conn. f- / mmm X &<£&. i ,■ ■ / a X mmmw, WBmw. / \ \ I W BAYER \ ET / / \/ / \ — a / / ■ Get Only Actual ■ pp Aspirin The sole makers of genuino mm Aspirin mark every package ffik] [' g and every tablet with Bayer Your Guarantee j The trado-mark "Aspirin" (Ree. U.S. Pat. Off.) Ij a euarentea ■v ° *?* & • TUESDAY EVENING, Farewell Party Tentered Mr. and Mrs. C. F. Still Halifax, Pa., Nov. 28. On Satur day evening the Ladies' and Men's 1 Bible classes of the United Brethren Sunday school tendered a farewell party to Mr. and Mrs. Charles F. Still, who will shortly remove to Hummels town. Both Mr. and Mrs. Still have been faithful workers in the Sunday school and church. A pleasant even ing was spent and refreshments were served. Those present were: The Rev. C. E. Rettew, Mr. and Mrs. N. E. Koones and son, Charles Bailetts and family, John C. Miller, Anna, Myrtle and Mary Biever, Roy Rutter, Mrs. V. J. Fetterhoff, Mrs W. B. Nace, Mrs. N. A. Steffen, H. S. Potter and family, Ernest Koppenheffer, Miss Anna Hoy, Miss Goldie Zimmerman, Mrs. John Howell and children, .Mrs. Charles Matter and children, Beulah Miller, Ryan, Bressler and wife, Mrs. Joseph Dillman, Mrs. Charles Knouff, Charles Rettinger and family, Mrs. Harry Urich and daughter, Bessie Anna and Carrie Richter. W. J. Jury, wife and son, Edward, Edward Rettin ger and C. F. Still and family, Elmer Biever and wife, of Watsontown, and Mrs. B. C. Kofcpenheffer and daughter Eifle, of Halifax township. High-Class Instructors at Cumberland Institute Carlisle, Pa., Nov. 28. Announce ment of the list of instructors for the Sixty-third Annual Cumberland Coun ty Teachers' Institute which will open here next Monday and continue in session until Friday noon, was made to-day by County Superintendent. J. Kelso Green. Among them are Dr. A. E. Winsliip, editor of the "Journal of Education," Boston; Dr. F. H. Green, West Chester State Normal School: Prof. F. L. Gibson, Baltimore, Md.; Dr. Ezra Lehman, principal of the C. V. S. N. S.. Shippensburg, Dr. J. H. Morgan, president of Dickin son College. In connection with this gathering, the semi-annual convention of the County School Directors will be held in the Lamberton Building on Thurs day morning and a joint session with the teachers will be held in the aft ernoon. Prohibition Conference at Carlisle December 5 Carlisle, Pa., Nov. 28.—Prohibition ists ancl W. C. T. U. workers from all parts of this section will come here on Tuesday, December B, when a Pro hibition conference will be held. Oliver W. Stewart, of Chicago, will make tlie principal address, taking as his subject, "The Way to Win." Among the numbers on the program are a discussion of the 1916 campaign, led by C. L. Rummel, of Shippensburg; "The Preacher's Political Duty," by L. S. Beam, Lfmoyne; "Get Together," Dr. S. C. Swallow, Camp Hill: "Coun ty Organization and Work." L. P. Teel, Shippensburg; "The W. C. T. U., and National Prohibition," Mrs. Alice Starr Hauck, Mechanicsburg; "The Prohibition Party and National Prohibition," John A. Sprenkle, New Cumberland. WILL PREACH AT ZIOX Hummelstown, Pa„ Nov. 28. —The Rev. Herbert S. Games, pastor of the Lutheran Church here, will preach the Thanksgiving sermon in the Zion Lu theran Church, Harrisburg, on Thurs day. UNION SERVICE THURSDAY Hummelstown, Pa., Nov 28. A union Thanksgiving service will be held by the four churches of town on Thanksgiving morning at. 10 o'clock in the Reformed Church. The sermon will be delivered by the Rev. Deßae C. Meixell, of the Methodist Church. MARRIED AT ELKTOX Hummelstown, Pa., Nov. 28.—Harry F. Weber, son of Mr. and Mrs. Prank H. Weber, of town, was married on Wednesday at Elkton, • Md., to Miss Mary Carpenter, of Ephrata. Pa. Mr Weber was employed at Ephrata for some time, but has resigned his po sition and will work at Rutherford The young couple will live here. EVENING RALLY SERVICE Hummelstown, Pa., Nov. 28.—Rally day services will be held by the Chris tian Endeavor Society of the Reformed Church on Sunday evening next at 7 o'clock in the Sunday school room. A special program of music, recitations and addresses will be given. Mt. Union's $50,000 High School Opened to Pupils Mt. Union, Pa., Nov. 28.—Between 900 and 1000 school children were permitted to go on full time to-day when the new $50,000 high school building was opened and moved into by the Junior and Senior high schools of the borough. Mt. Union, at the opening of the school year adopted the "Six-Six Plan" after a careful study of local conditions and a study of the Junior High School problem at Col umbia University during the past, four years by Superintendent W. O. Harley and one year by Prof. C. C. Smith, principal of the high school. Owing to the crowded conditions both the high school and grade schools met in the Grade Building, the grades held a session from 8:30 to 12 and the High School from 12:30 to 4:30. With the opening of the new high school also there was an opening to-day of an additional pri mary grade and a mixed grade for re tarded pupils. The new high school was built by the Sternbaugh Construction Company of Lewlstown. It contains nine class rooms, auditorium and gymnasium, library, reading room, manual train ing room, physical and chemical laboratory and office. BEAUTIFUL HOME BURNED Donerville, Pa., Nov. 28. Early yesterday morning the beautiful home of Abram Hess, was destroyed by fire with all the contents. What caused the fire is unknown, as the family was away at the time. Sunday In New York A Ren I Trent s3.oo—Round Trip—#3.oo Special Excursion Pennsylvania Rail road, next Sunday, to the great me tropolis. the most Interesting city on the American continent. Special Train leaves Harrlsburg 5:50 A. M. See flyers. Consult Ticket Agents.— Advertisement. Postmaster A. W. Jones Dies Suddenly at Mt. Union Mount Union. Pa., Nov. 28.—A. W. Jones, Mount Union's postmaster, died suddenly yesterday morning from heart disease. Mr. Jones was born In Huntingdon county and was 70 years old. Ho served in the Civil War, en listing in Company G, One Hundred and Forty-ninth Regiment, Pennsyl vania Volunteers. lie was in Ander sonville prison seven months during his term in the army. He was elected Jury commissioner in 1890 and county commissioner in 1899. Mr. Jones moved to Mount Union in 1900 and was appointed postmaster in 1914. He is survived by his wife and these chil dren: Dr. Charles Jones, Summerhill; Roy Jones, Wyalusing, and Decker, Minnie, May and Carson, at home. Funeral services will be conducted to-morrow afternoon at 2 o'clock. State College Glee Club May Give Concert Here State College, Pa., Nov. 28.—A meet ing of the Harrisburg Club of State College was held here last evening at which it was decided to make an effort to have a concert by the State College Glee Club at Harrisburg during the latter part of the winter. The club will make its annual eastern tour in March. Announcement was made that the date for the annual dance under the auspices of the Harrisburg club had been fet for Thursday, Decem ber 8, at Winterdale Hall, at. Harris burg. Miss Sara Lemer's orchestra will furnish music. ■ Recent Deaths in Central Pennsylvania Conestoga.—Jeremiah Shenk, aged 77, a prominent resident of this sec tion, died Sunday night. He was a gardener and farmer many years. His wife, one brother and several children survive. Marietta.—James Lane, aged 68 . veteran of the Civil War, died at the Lancaster county hospital. He was born In North Carolina. Shippensburg.—D. S. Shulenberger a marble cutter, died on Sunday even ing of Bright's disease. Shippensburg.—Mrs. Creglow, one of Shippensburg's oldest residents died at the home of Jonathan Wingert WEST SHOfiE NEWS The Rev. Ralph E. Hartman Called to College in Japan Marysville* Pa., Nov. 28. The Foreign Missionary Board of the Re formed Church In the United States, has extended a call to the Rev. Ralph E. Hartman, pastor of MarysviUe Trinity Reformed and Duncannon Christ Lutheran Churches, to fill a va cancy in the faculty of the North Ja pan College, at Sendui, Japan. The vacancy was caused by the death of the Rev. H. A. Cook. He is holding ™. under consideration. Hartman is a graduate and Marshall College, In the class of 1913, and from the East ern Theological Seminary of the Re formed Church in the United States, at Lancaster, in May, 1916. He as sumed charge of the local pastorate on June i, 1916. r r " .Hartman was a star varsity football and baseball player while a student at Franklin and Marshall, and since then lie has played baseball with the Chambersburg Blue Ridge and the MarysviUe Dauphin-Perry League teams During the 1915-16 academic year, he coached the Franklin and Marshall Academy athletic teams. He is a member of the Phi Sigma Kappa fraternity. v Railroad Glee Club in Musicale at Wormleysburg w ormleysburg, Pa., Nov. 28. This evening the Pennsylvania Railroad Glee Club, -of Harrisburg, will give a musical at St. Paul's United Breth ren Church here, under the auspices the Woman's Missionary Assocla program follows: "Over the fields at Break of day," Gelbel, the •To i tenor and baritone duet, Springtime," Avon, Messrs. Behney and Jackson; piano solo, selected, W. Stewart Black; "Heigh-Ho: I Love Getbel, the Club; baritone solo, \Vhen the Heart Is Young," Buck, Robert C. Smith; "Old Man Moses," Mi)me, the Club; violin solo, Nocturne . Intermezzo from Mendelssohn, E. O. Miller; "When the Billows Are Oeibel, the Club. A silver offering wil be taken at the door. JOINT MEETING POSTPONED Lemoyne, Pa., Nov. 28. A joint meeting of school boards of Lemoyne, Wormleysburg and Camp Hill sched uled for the Lemoyne Trust Company building to-night was postponed until to-morrow night. Social and Personal Items of Towns Along West Shore Mr. and Mrs. Dewitt Reigle and two children of Chicago were week end guests of Mr. and Mrs. Reigle in Bridge street, New Cumberland, on Sunday. Miss Louise Mclvor, of New Cum berland, went to New York yester day. Mennonite Bible Reading at Slate Hill Next Month Shiremanstown, Pa., Nov. 2 8. —The twelfth annual Bible reading of the Mennonite Church will be held at Slate Hill, Cumberland county, near here, December 5, 6, 7 and 8. Henry Hershey, of Intercourse, is the mod erator, Miss Edna M. Rupp, secretary, and Elam Zimmerman and H. C. Hertzler, choristers. The program for the reading fol lows: Address of welcome, H. W Eshleman Camp Hill; "The Christian , i? n l e ' Shettler, Johnstown; Redemption from Satan's Kingdom," C. F. Derstine, Altoona. The sessions will be held morning, afternoon and evening on the four days and there will be devotional ex ercises and song service at each meet ing, as well as addresses by S. G. Shettler, C. F. Derstine. J. W. Weaver and others. DAIRYMEN'S LEAGUE MEETS Penbrook, Pa., Nov. 2 B.—Last even ing the Dairymen's league of Dau phin and Cumberland Counties met here with more than fifty farmers present. Fifteen new members were enrolled, making a total of nearly a hundred. William Hershey presided find the members discussed various questions of interest to dairymen, in cluding the proposed increase in the wholesale price of milk to 20 cents a gallon. No definite action was taken In the. matter. INSTITUTE AT LEWISTOWN Lewistown, Pa., Nov. 28.—Yester day the sixtieth annual Mifflin county Teachers' Institute opened here. County Superintendent Ruble made an address outlining the work for this meet ing. Galbraith Brothers gave a musical program and Prof. Fred Keeler, State Superintendent of Michigan, discussed "Fundamentals in Education." About 190 school teachers are in attendance. HOLD-UP AT LEWISTOWN Lewistown, Pa., Nov. 28. A hold up occurred here early Sunday morn ing when Harry Weist of Yeagertown was held up at Fountain Square by two highwaymen and robbed of $56. Y. M. C. A. SOCIALS Shippensburg, Pa., Nov. 28. Two socials are being held at the Y. M. C. A. rooms this week in the interest of Bible classes. Last night the boys of the Junior Bible classes held their social and this evening the boys of the Employed Boys' Brotherhood will hold their annual social. ENLARGING FACTORY Shippensburg, Pa., Nov. 28. The Louis Kramer Company is enlarging its factory and a number of new ma chines are being installed. CHUROR FOR COLORED PEOPLE WaynesboEo, Pa., Nov. 28. Sum mer resident* at Blue Ridge Summit, Monterey, Charmian and Buena Vista Springs, from Baltimore, Richmond Norfolk, Philadelphia and Pittsburgh have purchased a plot of ground for merly belonging to the late George T. Oliver, of Baltimore, at Blue Ridge Summit on which a church 30 by 58 feet Is now being built. When com pleted It will be presented to the col ored people of that section as a place of worship during the summer. PASTOR GOES TO STEELTON Waynesboro, Pa., Nov. 28. The Rev. David Yule, rector of St. Mary's Chapel of Waynesboro, and of the Church of the Transfiguration at Blue Ridge Summit, for the past three years left to-day for his new field of work at Steelton. CIGAR FACTORY OPENS Marietta, Pa., Nov. 28. A new cigar factory of Neumann and Mayor Company, with headquarters in Phila delphia, opened here this morning in the Fulweiler building. Arthur T. Baker is the manager. WEDDING AT FLORIN Florin, Pa., Nov. 28. Miss Bertha Mae Helsey of Florin, was married yesterday to Isaac S. Holllnger of Rapho, by the Rev. A. S. Hottenstein, of the East Petersburg Brethren Church, LEMOYNE FORMS WELFARE LEAGUE West Shore Town Will Have Organization to Manage All Civic Affairs PROF. ALFRED ENSMINGER Lemoyne, Pa., Nov. 28.—At a mass meeting In the Lemoyne high school building last evening, a Lemoyne Wel fare League was organized. The pur pose of the new organization is to up lift civic betterment in. the borough and to make the schools of the bor ough more beneficial to the children. The town erected the first municipal Christmas tree along the West Shore three years ago and last year was fol lowed by New Cumberland and West Falrview. This year the two towns mentioned'are also in lihe, with Enola as the fourth town. Temporary officers were elected un til January 1. They are: Prof. Al fred Ensminger, principal of Lemoyne high school, chairman; Mrs. Edgar S. Everhart, vice-chairman; Paul D. Fetrow, secretary; and Mrs. Walter Dietz, treasurer. Chairman Prof. Ensminger was authorized to appoint committees for departmental work for the Municipal Christmas Tree celebra tion. The first work of the league will be the Yuletide celebration. MISSIONARY'S BUSY DAY ■ New Cumberland, Pa., Nov. 28. Next Sunday Dr. Taylor, evangelist missionary, will be at Baughman Me morial Methodist Church. He will speak at the Sunday school at 9.20 а. m., preaching at 10.JS0, address a mass meeting in the afternoon, speak at the Epworth League meeting at б.30 and at 7.30 will give an illustrated sermon. G. A. It. POST REUNION* New Cumberland, Pa., Nov. 28. B. F. Eisenberger Post, 462, Grand Army of the Republic, held its annual reunion at Hotel Iroquois, New Cum berland on Saturday night. Forty two persons were present. PARTY FOR DAUGHTERS New Cumberland, Pa., Nov. 28. A party was held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. John Zimmerman in Bridge street, Elkwood, on Saturday night, in honor of their daughters, Ruth and Helen. Prizes were won by Miss Ruth Stahle and Victor Drayer and refresh ments were served; Those present were: Mipses Sara and Jennie Sher bocker, of Steelton; Martha Thomas and Elizabeth Nailer, of York; Flor ence Peace and Ruth Renehart, of Harrisburg; Ella Thomas Lemoyne. Edith and Hilda Snyder, Esther Getz, Goldie Danner, Ruth Stahle, Ruth and Helen Zimmerman, Miss M. Eren stine Lukens, George Dlkeman, Earl Hoffman, Charles Reineger, Harris burg; Clarence Snoke, Ralph Mat thias, Earl Fisher, Victor Drayer, John Steffee, Jacob Bentzel, Charles Bates. Robert Baylor, Clarence and Donald Zimmerman and Mr. and Mrs. John Zimmerman. ' YOUNG WOMAN IN HOSPITAL New Cumberland, Pa., Nov. 28. Miss Addie Wrlghtstone, of Bellavista, was taken to the Harrisburg Hospital yesterday for an operation for appen dicitis. REVIVAL AT BAUGIIMAN New Qumberland, Pa., Nov. 28. Revival services will bo held in Baughman Memorial Methodists Church on Wednesday and Thursday evenings of this week, CASCARETS SELL TWENTY MILLION BOXES PER YEAR Best, safest cathartic for liver and bowels, and people know it. They're fine! Don't stay bilious, sick, headachy or constipated. fSqSj SeTeegl Enjoy life! Keep clean inside with Cascarets. Take one or two at night and enjoy the nicest, gentlest liver and bowel cleansing you ever exper ienced. Wako up feeling grand. Your head will be clear, your tongue clean, breath right, stomach sweet and your liver and thirty Ifeet of bow els active. Get a box at any drug store and straighten up. Stop the headaches, bilious spells, bad colds and bad days Brighten up, Cheer up, Clean up! Mothers should give a whole Cascaret to children when cross, bilious, feverish or if tongue is coated they are harmless never gripe or sicken. ——— NOVEMBER 28, 1916. 28-30 and 32 N. 3rd St. Women's Coat Shop Coats for all occasions, from the tailored or dressy coat for street wear to the elaborate wrap for evening functions. 25.00 to 150.00 Special for Wednesday only Women's Coats Handsome Fur and Self-Collared Coats of Velour and Bolivia Cloths Special 45.00 One of the best offerings of the season, for these are garments that heretofore have sold up to 69.50. The models extremely flaring are cleverly belted at the front and has the new straight effect at the back. Richly lined with plain or fancy silks and warmly interlined; in Burgundy, African brown, plum, green, taupe, Santiago and gold, with huge col lars of French seal (dyed coney) or plain. Gar ments of distinctive elegance. Fur Collared Coats, 19.75 Superior quality wool plushes and velour cloths and plush coats, in full flaring models, smartly belted or on loose lines. Deep collars of the most fashionable and becoming furs contrast effec tively with the rich new colors of the fabrics; values up to 35.00. Thieves Chloroform Chickens in Robbing Poultry Houses Marietta, Pa., Nov. 28. Thieves, wlio it is believed traveled in an auto mobile Sunday night, stole 400 fine chickens from Simon Collins, at Fal mouth. "Collins makes a living by raising fowls and is totally blind. A chloroform gun was used to quiet the dogs that were tied at the side of the hennery. A few nights ago the Ma sonic Homo farm at Elizabethtown was visited and many stolen. The thieves have a gun which shoots chloroform, and they discharge this into the hen house and then pick up the fowls and carry them away. CORXSOUP SUPPER Halifax, Pa., Nov. 28. Halifax Grange, No. 1343, will hold a chicken cornsoup supper in Grange hall in Third street on Saturday evening, De cember 9. BELL-ANS Absolutely Removes Indigestion. One package proves it. 25c at all druggists. Something for Harrisburg To Be Thankful for — THE — AUTOMATIC Telephone Will Soon Be in Service No more tiresome wait- No more disconnected conversations. Swift, Sure, Safe Serv- T — ice Instead. Cumberland Valley Telephone Company of Pa. "At the Sign of the Dial" Federal Square THE DAY WILL SURELY COME SSSS I W whcn present prosperity will give CLOSER | i fXEsfli way to times of adversity, and em- j ployment will be hard to find. What |F^ ave y° u t° f a U back on to escape '"s/M \\WMI thc P inch of poverty? If you have monc >' save(l , all well and* good; if " '\mpr y° u have not, commence at once u \ an % INNOUXCE BIRTH OF DAUGHTER Halifax. Pa., Nov. 28. Mr. and Mrs. James F. Schroyer announce tlia birth of a daughter, on Sunday, No vember 26. Mrs. Schroyer before her marriage was Miss Bertha Hawk. How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for anj caae of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Ball's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY &. CO.. Toledo, 0. | We. the undersigned, hare known F. J. Cheney for the last IS years, and beliere him perfectly honorable In all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by hla Arm. NAT. BANK OF COMMERCE. Toledo, Ohio. Rail's Catarrh Cure la taken Internally, actlne directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces oi ft the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 73 cents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. 'lake Hall's Family rills (or constipation. FUN ERA!- DIRECTOR AND EMBALMER. U