6 BARRISBURG TELEGRAPH A NBH'SPAPBR POR THB HOUB Poundtd il]i Published evenings except Sunday by THB TELEGRAPH PRINTINO CO., Tele*rah Balldla*, Federal Stun, p. J. STACKPOLB, Pres'l end Editor-in-Chief R OYSTER, Business Manager, lUS M. STEINMETZ, Managing Editor. i Member American llshers' Assocla- Bureau of Circu lation and Penn sylvania Assoctat- Eastern offlce, I? lory, Brooks A Finley, Fifth Ave nue Building, New em offlce. Story, cago, lllf' Entered at the Post Offlce in Harrls burg, Pa., as second class matter. By carriers, six cents a week: by mall, $3.00 a year in advance. MONDAY EVENING, SETT. 18 I must please Christ and deny myself, or please myself and deny Him. —ANDREW MURRAY. MAINE POINTS THE WAY WITH much wriggling and four flushing th Democratic lead ers are striving to overcome the awful slam of the Maine election. They are figuring percentages and otherwise striving in every conceivable way to conceal tho painful fact that the re sult In the Pine Treo State is a body blow to their hopes and a certain augury of the downfall of the watch ful waiting regime at Washington. Nothing that can be said or written will lessen the widespread belief that the voters of Maine last Tuesday gave expression In a bellow as stentorian as that of the returned Bull Moose to the protest of a nation. Our friends the enemy do not like it, but the unmis takable logic of' the situation is in favor of the Republican party and the great issues which it represents In this campaign. At least 85 per cent, of the Progres sive vote has returned to the Repub lican party and It Is the opinion of Colonel Roosevelt and other potential factors In the third party movement that November will witness a complete reunion of the two forces behind Mr. Hughes. What makes the Maine result so im pressive is the fact that the Repub lican fight and the Democratic defense, waged exclusively on national Issues, Joined the Issue, making It clearly a contest between Wilsonism and Hughesism. Far-seeing Republican leaders like Governor McCall.of Massa chusetts, declare the Maine result indi cates a strong, nation-wide trend toward the Republican presidential candidate. RIVER FRONT PROTECTION PERHAPS the Importance of giv ing immediate attention to the permanent treatment of the River Front will dawn upon those re sponsible after we shall have a, few more torrential downpours and an other Susquehanna flood or two. Commissioner Gross, as the chosen head of the Department of Parks, has been thinking about what ought to be done long enough to reach a con clusion and further procrastination will only Increase the cost of what Is manifestly the only remedy. Riprapplng under certain speci fications has been long ago approved by the State Water Supply Commission as the proper treatment and when the city is likely to be subjected to further expense through flood damage next winter the obvious course is the find ing of a way to protect In a substantial manner the dirt embankment. If the balance of some thousands of dollars In the last park loan authorized by the people Is not available, a fact City Solicitor Seltz would ha'e deter mined promptly on request, then It should not be a gigantic mental or physical undertaking to finance the Improvement as an emergency measure. PALMER AND BRUMBAUGH It is & poor compliment to the farmers of Pennsylvania to be of fered instructions from a man who knows no more about farminsr than he does about running the Gover nor's offlce. Why. the amount of instruction the people of the State will get won't pay for "busted" ♦ ires of the automobiles which the Treasury will have to pav for some how.—A. Mitchell Palmer. Eastern office, fiary, Brooks A Flnley, Fifth Ave nue Building. New York City; West ern offlce. Story, Brooks & Fln ley, People's Gas Building, Chi cago, 111. This Is the sort of demagogic appeal which might be expected from such a source. It is a sample of the diatribe for which the custodian of the Wilson policies and patronage in Pennsylvania was responsible at the round-up In this city the other day of Democratic chair men. Governor Brumbaugh need not ex plain to the farmers of this State that he was born and reared on a farm, that ho came from the hardy stock that has made Pennsylvania one of the most Important agricultural common wealths and that he has alwayß mani fested an Interest In the welfare of the rural communities. The Palmers and the Wilsons and others of the self-promoting group that have exploited the Democracy of the State for their own purposes and to gratify their personal ambitions may deceive their deluded partisan follow ers, perhaps, but In assailing the Gov ernor for his failure to under stand the farmer's needs these partisan critics only draw the fire upon them selves. Developing the agricultural Interests of this wonderful State Is a work which should appeal to all Pennsyl vanlans, and If, through the scries of tours arranged by Governor Brum baugh this autumn, increased attention shall be drawn to this all-important In dustry—lnvolving the welfare and srosperlty of the people—he will have MONDAY EVENING, JEUUUSBURG 7TELEGRAPH SEPTEMBER 18, 1916. done an admirable public service. He can afford to Ignore the cheap fling of one who even now, with his partisan associates, must feel the ground slip ping: from under his political feet. A WOMAN'S OPINION NO cltlaen of Harrlsburg, however humble. In his own mind should fail to subscribe for at least one share ($5O) In the stock of the new hotel enterprise. As one prominent and public-spirited woman observed to-day: "With all our splendid public Improvements and the civic activities along other lines, we were ashamed always of the woeful lack of adequate and modern hotel facilities. All should have a hand In' helping to build this fine structure so greatly needed." AMERICANIZING OUR WORKERS SO much good has been ac complished through the State Industrial Welfare and Efficiency conferences inaugurated under the Tener administration and amplified under the Brumbaugh term that everyone will be glad to note that tfte officials of the State Department of Labor and Industry, who are planning the November meetings, are arranging for an Interchange of views on Amer icanization of our alien workers. The tentative program will include some addresses by men who have given this subject attention and Invitations will be extended to people to give practical plans whereby the Common wealth can co-operate or lead the way. Never before tn the period following the Civil War has a more Important matter or question, because that Is what It Is, confronted those whose duty It Is to conduct government. The history of the last two years has demonstrated what unprincipled per sons can undertake with those whose residence in this country baa not been long enough for them to Imbibe Its ideas and the time may come when It will be even more serious. The Amer lcan-born find It hard to realize any thing but a single allegiance. There are some who can not forget even when they vote that their native land across the sea faces an emergency. For them to help, regardless of American neutrality, to further the cause of their blrthland or to hurt that of Its enemies Is too often the first Impulse. Inculcation of American Ideals, education in the everlasting prlnelples of Republican institutions, Instruction in what Pennsylvania stands for and what our laws give and demand is in deed a task fit for the best thought of which we are capable. THE VOCATIONAL SCHOOL AFTER about twenty-five .years of discussion of manual training, vocational schools and practical instruction the schoolroom where a boy is taught to be his own carpenter and a girl to be her own dressmaker or cook Is a part of the system devoted to development of the youth of Penn sylvania. Other States may have been a little earlier In putting such schools into operation, but we have raised them to a high plane of effi ciency and thousands of dollars are being added annually to the school taxes for such training, which, after all, no one begrudges. Thus far, It must be confessed, the urban communities have gotten the best of it. With more population, more resources and more activity they have brought about the creation of some schools which are models, doing a practical work of wonderful value and adding to the productive capacity of the youth. There are industrial schools whose graduates are snapped up and the demand for such establish ments is naturally increasing. In the country the vocational school is finding its home in the township high school, but the funds in the rural school districts are not adequate and it is going to be up to the next Legis lature to find some way to provide more cash for such education. The farmer boy has just as much right to be taught how to mend his own wagon and to build a silo as the city boy to construct a window frame or to make iron fence. Those who toured the northern counties with Governor Brumbaugh last week were struck with the interest being shown in the vocational school Idea In the country and came home with the viewpoint of the dweller In the fields more than they ever had before. THE HARRISBURG WAY HOW thoroughly Harrisburg's pro gressive merchants and business men can do that which they set out to do when they adopt the true "Harrisburg way" of doing it, will be demonstrated Wednesday evening as the curtain, figuratively and literally, rises on the Uniform Fall Opening Display. Generally speaking, this broad coun try of ours knows something of the "Harricburg way" of making public improvements; with the "Harrisburg way" of celebrating any special event, for example, the Kipona; with the "Harrisburg way" of starling a new hotel movement; in fact, a big portion of the country has heard and heard well of the "Harrisburg way" of doing any number of big things. At that, it is a perfectly simple way; merely a matter of getting together in a spirit of friendliness and co-operation, each man with his neighbor, until the big result is accomplished. How well the department store firms, the shoe dealers, the grocers, the clothiers, the bakers and other mercantile estab lishments, backed by the Chamber of Commerce, will demonstrate that idea is to be exemplified Wednesday even ing. And he or she who walks or rides In the downdown, uptown or Hill business districts may see. Three evenings, Wednesday, Thurs day and Friday, have been set aside for the Fail opening, although the Chamber of Commerce and a wide awake committee have planned to start things Wodnesday with a win dow dressing contest. Prizes will be awarded for the best-dressed windows by a board of out-of-town Judges. These Judges will base their views on accumulation of points, so many for selling; power, ao many tor display. That means the smallest storekeeper will have Just as much chance to land one of the $lO or $5 cash awards as his "big brother." At 7:SO o'clock It Is due to begin: so, If you would witness another dem onstration of the good old "Harris burg way" of doing things, you had better be In an advantageous place to see when the curtain rises. LK \ By the Ex-Committeeman ■N There will be no conflict between the meetings of the State League of Republican Clubs at York and the Re publican Statocommittee for the simple reason that the date and place of the committee session have not been de termined. State Chairman William E. Crow yesterday announced that he would not tlx a date for some days and that he did not plan to have the State committee meeting in Pitts burgh on September 27, when Candi date Hughes will visit that city and on which date the State League -will also be in session at York. State Chairman Crow will be in Philadelphia to-morrow and will prob ably flx a date for early in October with a possibility that the committee may meet in Harrisburg. The State League, which is headed by Fred W. Wlllard, a Vare man, will have the Governor as Its big speaker. Philander C. Knox has also been in vited to attend. One of the matters which Is being discussed is a platform for the State committee. There may be none and agatn there may be one which will be purely national. Much will depend upon what the State League does in the way of declarations. —Senator Penrose was chief speaker at the opening of the Montgomery county Republican campaign on Saturday'and more enthusiasm was displayed than for years. Regular Republicans, Progressives, Independ ents and others, gathered together to hear the issues. The Penrose speech was one of the best he has made in a long time. Other speakers were Sena tor Charles A. Snyder, Congressional Candidates Garland and McLaughlin, Gabriel H. Moyer and W. I. Shaffer. —According to Philadelphia papers yesterday Philander C. Knox is to ad dress a meeting of Republicans at Glenslde over which Mayor Smith, of Philadelphia, will preside. —Berks county Republicans are fitting ready to make a stir this cam jwign, the Democratic rows in that county have redoubled the interest of the Republicans and they may make a new drive for legislators. —The Philadelphia Record an nounces that the Varen are making headway in their plans to dictate the next governor and that the State League of Republican clubs convention at Tork next week Is to bo used as the starting point for an active campaign. —Union county Republicans gave an enthusiastic demonstration for Hughes, the State ticket, Congressman Focht and Legislator Showalter on Saturday at Lewisburg. Dr. T. Thorn ton was re-elected chairman and S. B. Wolfe secretary. Congressman Focht made a stirring address. —All over the State efforts are be ing made to stimulate registration to morrow and it is expected in the large cities that the activities of the political committees will tell. The Philadelphia registration was a dis appointment to some of the leaders, especially Democrats. The registra tion in some of the interior and east ern cities where the State organiza tion expected a large list there were decreases as compared with two years ago. —The split in the Stonemen's Fel lowship in Philadelphia is being blamed on Vare influences. Nothing more tangible seems to have been in sight so that is picked out. —L. J. Brown, long prominent in Monroe county Republican politics, and secretary of the county commit tee, is dead. —The Philadelphia branch of the Democratic State headquarters was opened on Saturday and a banner set ting forth that Wilson kept us out of war was flung to the breeze. —National Chairman McCormick, who was home over Sunday, said that Wilson sentiment was growing rapidly In the West. He did not make much comment upon conditions in Western Pennsylvania to which he paid a stop over visit. He traveled through Alle gheny and Westmoreland counties With Acting Chairman Guffey and got a first-hand report of the meetings of the Pennsylvania Postmasters and the Democratic State committee. —Arrangements were made yester day for the visit of Allen L. Benson, the Socialist candidate for president here in October. He will be given a greeting by socialists from adjoining counties. —lsaac G. Walker, for years con nected with the Philadelphia city gov ernment as an engineer, but lately in New York, has again taken a place in Philadelphia's water bureau. —Vice-President Marshall has been secured by the Democratic machine to closed the campaign in Philadelphia on October 31. Saved From the Discard (From the Omaha Bee) The elevation of Field Marshal von Hindenburg to bo chief of Rtaff of the German army is but another step in the remarkable progress of a man who was slated for the discard but a few years ago. It is related that Von Hindenburg was marked for per manent retirement before the war broke out, and was retained In service only after he had made a personal appeal to the emperor. The old gen eral and his East Prussian lakes were a standing jest among the younger members of the great war machine, but events have proved him to be the bulwark of Germany against the Rus sian Invasion. Without Von Hinden burg and the swamps into which he directed and the first Incursion of the Cossacks, the whole story of the pres ent war had been different. His de fense of Prussia, ana his subsequent onslaught that drove the Russians back onto their own soil, are the most notable achievements of Germany In the war so far. On neither front has another commander accomplished as definite results as has Von Hinden burg, who has well earned his promo tion. Living in the Law The law Is not of faith; but. The man that doeth them shall live In them. Galatlans, in. 12. Abolishing All Roads About 6,000 signatures have been attnrhed' to the petitions asking the court to abolish the toll roads of York county, according to a report made by Eugene F. Welser, secretary of the York Chamber of Commerce. But This Is Leap Year Bellefonte has a spinster In It who every night, before retiring, looks un der the bed for a man. Isn't there some gallant gentleman who will step up to the "altar" and say the word that will bring peace to this much |troubled soul? —Bellefonte Republican. < THE CARTOON OF THE DAY PLEASANT READING FOR CARRANZA Uncle Sam: "Gol darn It, what /Jm&ta%Cr t tre you laughing at?" l^mߣ\ floeounre / ADHINISTRfffION RED TAPE jP 9 Copyright. PMltdelphU Inqattcr fit MOfGAI, la Philadelphia laqairtr TELEGRAPH PERISCOPE 1 —Every cloud haa a silver lining, but It would be pleasanter If they wore 'em on the outside. —Villa shows absolutely no respect for those American commissioners and General Carranza. —lf that Danish West Indies deal becomes public in Central America some of the presidents of republics down there will be making offers to sell out to Uncle Sam. —"Democrats," says the Philadel phia Record, "are urged to register every vote." Even at that they're not going to have enough. —The new Greek premier is men tioned in the dispatches as Mr. K. The Allies will doubtless hope that his first initial is O. Cocky Youth at It Again [Kansas City Star] A 15-year-old youngster named Jones broke into the amateur golf champion ship match at Philadelphia yesterday and showed the old stiffs how their game was played. Will somebody now point out a form of diversion in which elderly gentlemen can disport them selves without some kid coming along and taking It away from them? They thought they were reasonably safe at golf. They picked It out, in the first place, because it was not too strenuous; then It is a game for ripe Judgment, pa tience, philosophy and the fruits of re flection. In none of these qualities was it thought the kids had a look-in. They might be good at baseball, tennis and track sports—anything that called for leg and elbow work—but it could not be supposed that they had the equip ment demanded by a game like golf. Well, the old 'uns will have to dis cover something they can do, that's all. Either that or put up the bars against the youngsters. Perhaps it could be made a rule of the game that nobodv under 40 should be qualified to play it. Self-protection is a law of Nature and might well be made a law of sport. For certainly things are coming to a pretty pass when calm and philosophic mid dle age cannot retire to the contem plation of an afternoon at golf without being instructed in its finer points by a youth not out of school. It isn't re spectful. Texas Papers to Save Newsprint A. H. Belo & Co., publishers of the Dallas (Tex.) Morning News, Dallas Evening Journal, Galveston Daily News, Farms News, and allied publications,' have Joined the movement for conserv ing print paper. In a double-column box in' display type, the Dallas news advises its readers fo the situation, and announces that the News has Join ed the movement for conserving print paper by cutting oft free lists and ex changes, and reducing returns Miles of Scenic Splendor This from Governor Brumbaugh con cerning the new William Penn High way, which will make Pittsburgh the " 1 1 0t as it is the largest of our Philadelphia suburbs: • J' 1 . il° pe to see made so attractive that thousands annually will come from without to share with us its many matchless miles of scenic splendor." Pennsylvania has the goods to show uiv. All , that j s needed to bring them hither is a fine highway. The Governor x "many matchless miles" is a modest statement of fact hs well as a pretty alliteration.—"Girard" In Public Ledger. The Warplane The farmer children saw a bird Up in the sky; A strange, strange bird That whirled and swayed. But always stayed So very high. They could not see its flight. "I wonder where it sleeps," said one. "at night. It's much too big to live in any tree!' And so they wondered. • • * But high up and free The bird swept out of sight. The night crept down, and still the bird flew far; Flew viewless, in the void, like some dead star; Until it passed above a battlefield— Paused there, and darted low. And suddenly From earth there came a flash. The great bird wheeled And crashed and fell (was there a scream?) And tay • • • The sun rose up. and with It came tht, day; And. waking from their sleep. The jarmer children rose and went to reap. "That great bird In the sky. The one that flew so high, I wonder where It slept last night?" said they. —Margaret E. Snngster, Jr., In the Christian Herald. War Reasoning [From the Washington Star.] Governor Whitman, of New York, discussing war prices, said in Albany the other day; "Our war profiteers have the face to tell us that, because our wheat, for ex ample, commands a war price abroad, it ought to command a war price at home. "Such reasoning reminds me In its absurdity of a waiter, in a Broadway restaurant. "A guest, beckoning this waiter to him. said: ' 'See here, mv man—this bill here— one lobster, 11.75, plus one steak. 11— that makes 2.75, not $5.75, doesn't it?' " 'Ah, hut sir,' said the waiter, "yoM forget that everything has gone up ainca tha wax.' " "DIANA OF THE DUNES" IN SOLITUDE ON the shore of Lake Michigan, in the foothills of high sand dunes, In a wilderness of pine trees and a Jungle of marshes, miles beyond reach of human voices, I found "Diana of the Dunes." She is Alice Gray, University of Chicago graduate, who, since last Oc tober, has spoken less than a dozen times to human creatures! Diana Comes Out When a strong, lithe, clear-eyed, smiling young woman, bare legged as a nymph, hair cut boy fashion, face sunkissed to a deep brown, sprang through the pine scrubs I knew I had found "Diana." A single garment was her only at tire. She brushed through the pines, surprise and terror flashing in her eyes. "Who are you, please?" she de manded. "I must not see strangers. I had hoped nobody would find me here. "I am sorry they call me the 'her mit' and the 'mystery woman,' " she said. "We are all mysteries to some body or other. I must remain a mys tery to the public for a time. I came here to the wilderness to seek—well, to seek myself. "I was working in Chicago, making little in the way of money, doing little of importance in the world. It seemed. "I had measured myself with the, _ 1 lettersTothe editor] THINKS JERRY'S PUNK Dr Editor: Is it costing too much to bring up "Father" these days, as you put "Jerry on the Job?" Jerry's punk. Yours, A DAILY READER. AS IT HAPPENS EVERY NIGHT [From the Detroit Journal.] She (upstairs)— Clarence! He—Yes, love. She—Have you locked the Icebox? He—Uh-huh. She—Have you locked the dlningroom window? He—Sure. She—Have you hidden the silver un der the bathtub? He—Yep. She—Did you put the cat out? He—Uh-huh. She—Did you bring hose in? He—Sure thing. She —Have you fixed some Ice water? He—Oh-h-h, yes. She—Have you brought the rug in from the porch? He—Yes. She—Have you fastened all the parlor windows? He—Sure. She—Have you been d"wn in the basement to smell the gas? He—Yes. She—Have you brought in the ham mock? , He—Yep. She—Have you locked the front door? He—Uh-huh. She—Did you hang up the key back of the hall clock? He—Yes. She—Have you wound the clock? He—Yes—yes—yes. She—Well, you don't need to get mad about It. It's a wonder you wouldn't try to get to bed at some decent hour. What have you been doing down there all this time, anyhow? To-morrow [From the Silent Partner.! To-morrow is the progression of tim loaned us to be able to surpass the re sults of to-day. There is no royal road to success. The path to real success leads through a wilderness of experience. If you can eat sawdust without but ter, if you can stand your ground with dignity when others are losing then heads. If you can see over the moun tains of trouble to-day down into the valley of prosperity to-morrow, if you do not let some little setback drive you oft the trail, you are made up of good material. No legacy, no broadcloth, no luck, will help you to hold a position that de mands practical application. The point Is, then, fit yourself for a higher posi tion. Helen Keller, deaf, dumb and blind, Is the nation's inspiration for those af flicted with physical infirmities. In 1900 she graduated from college, and Is to-day regarded as one of the most In tellectual and best-educated women of America. Men with perfect eyes and ears, with perfect health, and with all physical advantages, stand In rows and complain, almost weep and wail over their lack of opportunity. Aggressive Decency [Christian Science Monitor.] In twelve years' occupancy of a cer tain busy corner In Kansas City, ac cording to the Star, the Scottish Rite Temple, through Its organization, has driven every saloon, except on*.', away from the neighborhood, and the last will disappear on November 1. To the recommendation that the temple be moved on wheels to other nuiirters of the city might be added anothfr, that Ic be moved on wheels to other quar ters of the country, especially if Its or ganization can be moved with It. Ag gressive decency Is a national as well as a community need In tUe United States, world—the results were not encour aging. I came here to measure my self with nature. Slic "licfran to Live" "I found a cave here in the hills, spread my blanket, slopt under the stars, and communed with myself. -I began to live. "I have had ten glorious months. I have no worries about work, about the daily grind of living and doing. I am free." Her name is Alice Gray. She grad uated from University of Chicago in 1903; held a secretaryship In a large publishing house, and It was predicted she would follow a literary career. She had heard of the Sahara-like sand dunes that drift along the lake shore. To the dunes she went. There was no human habitation in sight. In a dugout she spread a blanket. "The dugout was too cold," she says, 'and I found this hut. "Everything I have here, this chair, this cap I wear, these tins, are drift wood, drifted in from the lake. I, too, am driftwood. "I got sailcloth from a fisherman and made this thing I wear. I got rid of everything that looked like the city. "Some day, I suppose I'll want to go back. But the city can never give me what the wilderness has given me —peace of mind, and the strength of mind to live alone."—Honor Fanning, in the Toledo News-Bee. After the War Conditions [American Economist] Somebody is wrong, absolutely wrong, as to the economic and Indus trial conditions certain to prevail fol lowing the return of peace in Europe. Protectionists believe there will come an era of the fiercest industrial com petition and that unless the tariff law Is amended the industries of the Unit ed States will suffer disaster. Free- Traders profess to believe than an era of prosperity will follow the end of the war, and they actually Insist that the present prosperity is permanent. Facts and figures, however, speak louder than academic argument, and here are facts and figures. When the European war broke out 56 per cent.' of the plant of the Carnegie Steel com pany was idle, and there was much distress among Its employes. Recent ly 100 per cent, of Its plant was run ning full time and Its employes are prosperous. But—and it Is a big "but"—6s per cent, of Its recent out put consists of ammunition, or some form of steel destined for use in mak ing ammunition. The instant the war stops, that 56 per cent, of the plant will again be idle, and so will the em ployes who are operating it. There is every reason to believe that the same will prove true of every industry in the United States whose present pros perity Is due to war conditions. That being the case, the prompt restoration of a Protective Tariff is the one thing that the country must have In prep aration for after-the-war conditions. Unstable as—Wilson [New York Sun] Wilson was for having the flag sa luted at Vera Cruz. The stiffness of Huerta forced him to change his mind and his course. Wilson was for having a new and free for all deal in Mexico, Carranza using the Insolence that is effective in dealing with weakness, compelled him to recognize Carranza. Wilson was for preventing the murder of Americans by German sub marines. When murder was done he shook his fist. Wfien more murder was done he shook his finger. Wilson was against preparedness. We were too proud to fight. His mis erable attitude drove Garrison out of the cabinet. Not until the streets were filled with public demonstrations for defence did Wilson yield, und then the program was late. Wilson was for honest elections and against class legislation, if we may believe his voluminous writings. The Brotherhoods put it up to him whether they should oppose him or whether he should collect $60,000,000 from the public through the railroads and give it to them. The stench of the choice he made saturates the po litical air. % Wilson sidestepped on woman suff rage. Then he said It was something for the States to decide. Hughes, who was not of two minds about the Issue, came out flatly for for women. Now Wilson, unless he is deceiving the suffragists with weasel words, Is converted. Wilson's shifts are varied. Some, as in Internatiohal affairs, are from good to evil; those are the shifts which stronger and more brutal men force him to make. Some, as In the matter of preparedness, are from evil to good, because he fears that he will lose voioa. But always he shifts. When it is from good to evil It is his habit to deliver the nation ns Irrevo cably as he can. When it Is from evil to goot} It Is usually too late to help any one, even himself. We know what one term of the Shifter has brought u to. It is Im possible to guess what another term might not bring ua to. lEtattittg (Cljat Although the quarantine regulations established by the State Department of Health to prevent the spread of Infan tile paralysis are strict enough and the organ'satlon the most effective ever known In Pennsylvania some of tho men in charge of local health admin istration throughout the State havo gone the Commonwealth several bet ter. Pennsylvania is noted for tho strictness of its health regulations so that what tho minor municipalities aro doing certainly must be going some, as they say on the streets. There is no State requirement for health certU ficates f6r children for those traveling inside of the Commonwealth. No ono under 16 can get in without such a certificate, but the demands for certi ficates in cities and boroughs Is a mat ter of local precaution and It seems to have been largely caused by panic in some places. Undoubtedly it is effec tive, but it is also the occasion for some charging for papers which is not fair. Indeed, tho other day when Commissioner of Health Dixon was called up by some Mercer county folks and asked whether there was any warrant for a local health board ex acting a fee for certificate of health he replied with that promptness and de cisiveness so characteristic of him: No, it's outrageous." It is all right for the medical man who makes the examination and certi fies to the health of the youngster to be paid for his work, but the proposi tion that health boards are authorized to take fees for certificates which ara a part of the system of precaution cer tainly does not seem proper and the State authorities are endeavoring to break up the practice. The policy of tho Department of Health will be to aid In the enforcement of quarantine so as to keep down the number of cases, but it will not countenance any charges which only add to the neces sary hardships Imposed by public pro tection. From Information gathered here It costs anywhere from twenty five cents to a dollar for a health cer tificate in various places of the State. • Archibald B. Millar, secretary of the Public Service Commission, was asked a few days ago for a suggestion for the naming of the new hotel and told that he might go as far as he liked. "Call It," said he. "Hotel Neces sity." Postmaster Frank C. Sites, who was chairman of the committee which ar ranged the entertainment for the con vention of State Postmasters, was not only given many compliments for the program laid out for the visitors, but was largely instrumental in having Harrisburg picked as the meeting place. The postmasters had a Joyous time and the fact that the sealers, the coroners and the Democratic Stat committee all came along about the same time added much to the pleas ure. "The time we come back have that new hotel ready" was the parting message left by one postmaster. William M. Hain, a well-known lawyer, who spends his rest days In Canada every summer fishing-, has sent to his friends the little speech he mado In presenting to the Harrlsburg Club about a year ago the big muscal longe caught by the late C. H. Backen stoe, who was always Mr. Main's com-i panlon on the Kawartha lakos, near' Bobcaygeon. The big fish, which now decorates the wall of the grill room of the club, weighed 2 8 pounds and was four feet long. Capturing the fish was no easy task; It required great skill and patience, but Mr. Backenstoe was equal to the fight. He loved the sport. Mr. Haln had a few minutes beforli landed one of 12 pounds and another of almost 18 pounds as a sort of stage preliminary to the catch of the sea son at Pigeon creek. In presenting the mounted "lunge" to the club Mr. Hain made a felicitous speech, detailing the incidents of that wonderful day in Canada. All mourn the passing away of Mr. Backenstoe a few months ago and his fishing guide, a young Cana dian of gigantic proportions, was ac cidentally killed while hunting last winter. The section of the Poconos through which Governor Brumbaugh and his party will pass this woek on their tour of the agricultural regions of the northeastern section Is an old stamp ing ground of the Governor. For sev eral years he spent part of August there and there is a coterie of cottag ers that call him Martin and give him a hearty welcome. WELL KNOWN PEOPLE | —John R. K. Scott, who is figuring very much in the news In Philadelphia just now comes from Berwick. —Judge C. N. Brumm at Pottsvllle, discharged a juror who was stubborn and had tied up a jury all day. —J. Davis Broadhead. new mem ber of the Federal Reserve board, was formerly on the bench In Northamp ton county. —"Uncle Dave" Lane is after regis trars who do not report promptly in Philadelphia and says they are not rendering good party service. DO YOU KNOW f That Harrlsburg forcings arc a much sought steel product? HISTORIC HARRISBURG The first gas plant established heral was duplicated In at least twenty places in the State. WHAT THE ROTARY CLUB LEARNED OF THE CITY [Questions submitted to members ol the Harrlsburg Rotary Club and thei answers as presented at the organlza tlon's annual "Municipal Quiz."] What Is being done In Domestic Sci ence? A full course is given at the High School. Excellent results. | Our Daily Laugh EXTENSIVE CHANGE. f Mrs. B.—Many V. yi changes In your apartment this 8v • en grapho- phones moved If and one pi n"* bt proxt -18 your bus tyr' band fond Of f/\. a 'bletlc sports? Oh, yes. Indeed. He Just loves to Blt ,n a lady [\\ grandstand and f |T watch other peo >(44^.4,^^ pl ®