6 BARRISBURG TELEGRAPH A NBWSPAPER FOR TUB H/IMB Pounded ISJI Published evenings except Sunday by THE TELEGRAPH PRINTING CO., Telegraph Bulldlnar, Federal Square. E. J. STACKPOLE, Prts't and Editor-in-Chi?/ f. R. OYSTER, Busihjss Manager. GUS M. SICINMETZ, Managing Editor. * Member American Newspaper Pub- Ushers' Associa tion. The Audit Bureau of Circu lation and Penn- Tpig jw sylvanla Assocl&V fjjjjj M jjjjjjj ugj Eastern office, Has- HJB Sl?| nt brook, Story & ss? S3 £35 W Brooks, Fifth. Ave- E*3e£. JR nue Building, New *£> York City; West. ern office, has brook. Story & Brooks, People'! *• Gcs Building, ChA« Entered at the Post Office in Harrlfls burg, Pa., ae second class matter. By carriers, six cents a week; by mail, $3.00 a year in advance. WEDNESDAY EVENING, ACGCST 2 Beyond this vale of tears There is a ilfe above, Unmeasured by the flight of years, And all that life is love. — JASIES MONTGOMERY. REPUBLICAN GOOD WILL PRESIDENT WILSON must have found little more comfort in the accounts of the meeting at which Candidate Charles E. Hughes delivered his speech of acceptance than he did in the speech itself. In every way it was a remarkable gathering. Re publicans and Progressives crowded the great auditorium on the hottest pight of the summer in New York and joined in a demonstration of har mony and good will such as has had few equals for enthusiasm at any notification meeting of the Republican party or any other party in the his tory of American politics. In one box opposite Mr. Hughes eat Colonel Roosevelt. Republicans and Progressives alike paid their respects to him in prolonged cheering and he was twice put to the point of politely declining a seat on the plat form, preferring to remain with mem bers of his family. At frequent Inter- | vals the Colonel led In the applause j that greeted the telling points made by Mr. Hughes. Two things were perfectly evident 1 in the meeting—that the Republicans present felt most kindly toward Col- i onel Roosevelt and that Colonel! Roosevelt and his fellow Progressives were lined up solidly for Mr. Hughes. It was a happy augury of the future and forecasted more plainly than any event since the declination of Colonel Roosevelt to be a candidate, that the ■ reunion of Republican and Progres-! elve forces is complete so far as the active leadership and the great rank and file Is concerned, and that it is all 1 a matter of majority for Mr. Hughes. DESHOXG ON THE JOB MORE power to Alderman De shong. Reference was made in these columns the other day to his ability as committing magistrate at police headquarters and since that' time he has been further impressing the community with his vigorous en forcements of the traffic ordinances. It was high time that the speed maniacs, the cut-out fiends and the general offenders against all traffic rules were brought to book. Alderman De6hong has proven a holy terror for all such offenders. He has imposed fines of five to forty dollars upon these violators of the law and in this admir able work he will have the sympathy and approval not only of pedestrians, but of all who drive motor vehicles. So long as these speed maniacs were permitted to drive up and down the streets of the city like mad with out let or hindrance the lives of thou sands of people were endangered, but the long arm of the Twelfth ward janagistrate has reached out into every part of the city and the exchequer of the municlpaJlty is being filled through fines collected from the traffic viola tors. Alderman Deshong has the right idea. Harrisburg has suffered long enough from men who have driven automobiles and motorcycles through the streets of the city without regard for life or limb and with utter indif ference to the regulations. It has of ten been a matter of wonder that motorcycle officers have permitted the cut-out nuisances to exist when a few arrests would have stopped the whole business. So we say more power to Alderman IDeshong. Fill the coffers while the fill ing is easy and let these "gents" who Imagine an automobile is a flying ma chine and a motorcycle a boiler fac tory learn their mistake before we have a tragedy. BASEBALL PATRONAGE HARRISBURG'S baseball parade last evennig should be the signal for more generous patronage at Island Park. The New York State League team here is playing better baseball than the Internationals did laat year. It has developed from a pronounced tail-ender to be one of the fastest teams in the league. More than that, it Is paying its own way and getting into shape for next year. If the "fans" want good baseball an other season in Harrisburg now is tlie time to demonstrate. The statement is made by the Audi tor General's Department that the revenues for the last year have been heavier by $2,500,000 than was ex pected, due to the increased amount of business by nearly all corporations. WEDNESDAY EVENING What would have become of the State government without this unexpected increase of revenue? Of course, thu Commonwealth is practically out of debt, but unless business principles prevail hereafter we shall be In the plight of the average Democratic ad ministration at Washington, which usu allv Issues bonds to cover curent ex penses. LET'S INVITE THE TOCBISTS VERMONT has pointed the way for Pennsylvania. Many citizens of this Statu have received a for mal invitation on an engraved card to visit the Green Mountain State. Here it is: The State of Vermont extends to you a cordial Invitation to your vacation among its Green Mountains." or on the shores of its beautiful lakes and streams. The acceptance of this invitation will Insure you a hearty welcome and hospitable entertainment; and it is the hope of this Commonwealth that your stay here will be so pleas ant that with the approach or each successive vacation period you will anticipate with eagerness an outing in the Green Mountain State. There you have one of the secrets of the enormous tcurist travel in the New England territory. Little old Vermont understands what thousands of tour ists meandering through the hills and valleys of any commonwealth means for the prosperity of that particular section. Pennsylvania stands second to no other State in the grandeur of its scenery, the variety of its landscape, its rivers and its streams, its impres sive mountains and hills, and it is high time we benefited from the activities of the thrifty Vermonters and those of the entire New England section. Our Vermont friends do not stop with the mere invitation. They ask all inquirers to address the Secretary of State, who will supply a touring map of Vermont, where to stop when in the mountains, Vermont farms, Vermont tours and Industrial Vermont. These publications have all been compiled at the expense of the State and right here it might be well to suggest that instead of many of the bulletins which are now being sent out at the cost of the people of Pennsylvania the money might be better expended in telling the world, through a proper publicity de partment, what this State has to show the tourist. ' When Governor Brumbaugh gets back Irom Maine, refreshed and invigorated, he will have lirst-hand information of how they do it in Yankeeland, and his interest in Pennsylvania will be further enlarged and his vision broad ened to the end that this grand old Commonwealth may be properly brought to the attention of the rest of the country. AUTOMOBILE PRICES AMAZING developments are com ing to light in the automobile world. Following closely the for mation of a gigantic new com pany that is on the market with an electrically equipped five-passenger car designed by one of the best known automobile engineers in the world, at the. unheard of price of $395 comes the announcement of another big concern that henceforth its flve pasenger cars will sell for $360 each. Thus, while prices are sky-high for necessities, the luxury of automobile ownership is approaching the point where the family that does not own a car will be the exception. Think of it —an automobile for less than the price of a good piano! We can imagine the not far distant day when the benevolent department store manager will call his errand boys before him at Christmas time and ad dress them something like this: "Boys, you know It has been the custom for years to give each of our faithful errand boys a turkey at the holiday season. But this year the birds are too high in price, so we've decided in stead to present each of you with a five-passenger automobile." • KXK'.V IIK WAS AT FAULT NEWS dispatches from Washing ton say that the "Hughes speech followed lines anticipated by the President and his advisers, and so certain were administration leaders that Hughes would say what he did that the President has been preparing his own speech of acceptance for sev eral weeks, and it is now virtually completed." Matters at Washington go from bad to worse. The President was "so cer tain" that he was to be taken to task for his Inefficiency that he prepared his defense even before he was attacked. The defensive campaign is a losing campaign. Mr. Hughes is the aggres sor and he will remain so until the enemy Is compelled to evacuate Wash ington. POPULARITY OF PARKS COMMISSIONER GROSS is finding the demand for benches so in sistent from the Increasing num ber ol' those who enjoy the River Front that he will be compelled to increase the seating capacity of the river parks. One view like that of Sunday night when the rose-tinted Susquehanna suggested such a paint ing as no artist has ever been able to produce is enough to kill for all time the suggestion that too much attention can be given to the improvement of the Susquehanna basin. The other day reference was made by the Telegraph to a review of political conditions in the Northwest by ex- Senator John H. Landis, of Lancaster. This review indicated a strong senti ment for Mr. Hughes for the Presi-. dency, and the conclusions of the ex- Senator were so reasonable and con vincing that all who have read his comment have been impressed with the intelligent and analytical study of the situation. From California eastward the Progressive party has been coming into line with their Republican breth ren for Hughes, and it is believed most of the usually doubtful States to day are practically safe for the Repub lican candidate. All the experts on the price of paper declare that there Is nothing in the situation to Justify expectation of an improvement in the situation before the end of the European war and per haps for a long period thereafter. There is a widespread belief that the price of newspapers will almost certainly be increased to meet the unprecedented conditions. 1 TELEGRAPH PERISCOPE 1 —Candidate Hughes having appeal ed his case to the voters may expect a favorable opinion early m November. —Old "Doc" Cook is going to the Pole by the air route, and here's hoping the air won't be so hot as here tofore. —The allies appear to be perfectly regardless of the Kaiser's latest mani festo to the effect that they are licked out of their boots. —There are two advantages over a sea dip in bathing at Independence Island; there are no sharks and more one-piece bathing suits. —Anyway, President Wilson can claim that automobiles came down in price during his administration. 1 EDITORIAL COMMENT 1 Marse Henry wants to take the nor thern part of Mexico, Just as though we wouldn't still have a border.— Washington Post. "British diplomacy successful in Greece," says a head-line. Not to men tion the British navy.—Nashville Southern Lumberman. Colonel Roosevelt wants to organ ize a regiment to fight the Mexicans, but why the regiment?— Portland, Me., Sunday Telegram. A Bryan may conceive the idea of raising an army of Americans over night, but it will take a Roosevelt to carry it out.—Boston Transcript. If granted the privilege of shooting Americans soldiers, the Carranzistas are perfectly willing, one infers, to re turn all the soldier-targets they hap pen to capture intact.—New Orleans Times-Picayune. Dawn [Editor and Publisher] The Bethlehem Steel Company. In Its campaign of opposition to the ap propriation carried by the Naval Ap propriations bill for a government armor plant, has lost —and won! The company has lost the immedi ate point at issue, for the appropria tion has passed. But the company has won a larger measure of public understanding and approval than it has ever had before —and this will count as an asset of high value in the future plans and activities of this great corporation. The Bethlehem Steel Company has dispensed with a lobby at Washington. It has adopted the policy of frankness with the people. In this recent tight it has presented its case clearly and convincingly, through the use of paid advertising spa.ce in the newspapers, to the whole public. Instead of using the money of its stockholders for the corruption of legislators, it has used some of it for the education of public opinion and sentiment. The course of this great corporation ill this matter is a blow to the sys tem of "invisible government." It is a presage of the dawn. It forecasts the beginning of the end for the "yel low dog" as a factor in corporation management. Pioneering requires courage. It of ten means temporary defeat. Peary did not reach the top of the world oil his first effort. The Bethlehem Com pany has not won the decision in its first effort to try a ease before a jurv of public opinion. But it has shown the way to other corporations, and they must follow. Hereafter they must fight in the open if they hope to win. Pennsylvania a Good Roads State (Phila. Public Ledger) Pennsylvania is rapidly becoming a good roads State. Time -was. and not so very long ago. when our high ways were totally eclipsed by the ex cellent ones of our neighbors. That is no longer true. Pennsylvania is building good roads faster than almost any other State in the Union, .?nd the quality of road is of a high order. There are now hundreds of miles of very nearly perfect State-built roads which hr.ve replaced what were but little better than trails. Every section of this richest Commonwealth has now a visible example of what a highway ought to be, and since example is the best teacher these good roads are the best possible campaigners for a uni versal system of perfect highways. Pennsylvania ought to take warn ing from conditions m Xew Jersey. That State once led in the matter of improved roads, but neglect to keep them in repair has put her far from first at the present time. Road re pair is quite as vital as road construc tion. Railroads understand that and so keep gangs of men constantly at work on the tracks in order to main tain them at standard. Rural high ways should be cared for in like fash ion, and the State would find it the truest economy in the long run. He Selected Their Mother Dr. N. C. Schaeffer. State Superin tendent of Public Instruction, has heard a great number of after-dinner speeches, of which he has himself made many. v "The best after-dinner speech I ever did hear," he told me the other day," "_was delivered by a man on his very first attempt. He was the father of Doctor Omwake, president of Ursinus College, and the occasion was a din ner given to the president and his brothers, all of whom had made good. The toastmaster had lauded the Omwake brothers to the clouds and then heaped many laurels upon the brow 'of their mother, who had brought into the world such a fine lot of boys. "And now," he concluded, "I wish to introduce to you their father." So Peter Omwake arose. "I am willing, ' said he, "to concede to my sons all the praise it is possible to be stow. I am also happy to award to their mother every credit for their happy and fortunate bringing up. But dont forget that I selected the mother. 4 » w ?. s J 1 ' 8 s P«ch." said Super intendent Schaeffer, "and don't you Phila. Ledger. a claß3l ° ? "~Q'rar d For Paid Political Ads Former Governor Franklin Mur phy, who is now a cundidate for Unit ed States senator from New Jersey is a strong believer in paid advertising as the proper means for placing his case before the public. Several news papers in his state are carrying large space advertisements presenting reas ons for voting for Mr. Murphy at the primaries. King Peter Recuperating (N. Y. Sun.) King Peter of Serbia is livins al most ajone 011 the island of Euboea. ;He is 12. but rises at 4 every morn ing and rides forty miles on a motor cycle. Euboea is rocky spot, and if King Peter does not sustain too seri ous bruises from his tumbles he may yet become a dispatch bearer at the .battle front. HARRISBTJRG TELEGRAPH < CK I^PejutoifltfCUua Sy the Ex-Committee man 1 ■ ■ uusaJ Action of the Washington party city committee of Philadelphia in declaring for Hughes in formal resolutions and the activity of ardent Roosevelt men of 1912 in organizing Hughes al liances have demoralized the Demo cratic machine leaders of Pennsylvania to such an extent that they will have a war counsel at Philadelphia the latter part of this week. The Demo crats have been endeavoring to keep I the third party movement alive in the Keystone State for some time, the en couragement given to it by the Demo cratic machine here being notable, but the former Bull Mooners do not see any use. ' It is probable that within a very short time there will be more de clarations for Hughes and more al liances formed. —A Chambersburg dispatch gives the following- account of the forma tion of the Hughes alliance in that borough: "A Hughes Alliance of Franklin county, an organization of citizens favorable to the election of Charles Evans Hughes for President, was assured at a meeting last night. Dr. J. P. Maclay, chairman of the Franklin County Republican Commit tee presided. After the purpose of the Al liance was outlined by Mr. Littlefield, the meeting voted to have the chair man appoint a committee of seven, which will call a meeting at a later date, at which a permanent organiza tion will be formed. The committee of seven will recommend to the later meeting a corps of officers to consist of a chairman, two vice-chairmen, a secretary and a treasurer. The per manent organization will then select a campaign committee, which, under the auspices of the Hughes Alliance, will prosecute a vigorous campaign for Mr. Hughes in Franklin county. The committee of seven is as follows: George W. Atherton, D. Edward Long, A. Nevin Detrich, A. J. W. Hutton, T. W. Broome, Milton K. Burgner and W. Britton Kell. "Following the recent failure of the Washington party State Excutive Committee to reorganize at Harrisburg A. Nevin Detrich, chairman of that committee, has formally allied himself with the movement in behalf of the Hughes candidacy. At the meeting last niglit Chairman Detrich participated actively in the meeting. The action of Chairman Detrich is in line with the general trend throughout this State. The preponderance or senti ment at the recent meeting of the Washington State Committee was in opposition to a third party movement. Several candidates on the Washington State ticket nominated at the May primary have withdrawn." The Philadelphia Inquirer of to-day says "Although it is said tnat a num ber of the members of the Grand Jury now investigating vice conditions in Philadelphia desire to close tne probe on Friday, when they will automatic ally cease as a legal body, Mayor Thomas B. Smith and District At torney Samuel P. Rotan have strong stand for the continuation of the work. Both officials believe that eventually the investigators will get to the root of the Tenderloin evil. When the Jurors conclude their day's probe at 4:30 o'clock this afternoon, they will go before Judge Rogers, in Quarter Sessions Court, to decide the question of their continuance. Judge Rogers has expressed himself as ready to give the Investigators every op portunity to continue if they so de sire." At a conference yesterday at Wash ington between Congressman William S. Vare, of Philadelphia, and oenerar Crozier, Chief of Ordnance, it de veloped that the Legislature of Penn sylvania must pass a special act at the session next January to enable the government to spend $123,000 for the purchase of ground adjacent to the Frankford Arsenal for tne construc tion of needed additional buildings. —Word was received here to-day of the death at Carbondale of John J. Mannion, member or the House from the Fifth Lackawanna atstrlct in the sessions, of 1911, 1913 and 1915. He was forty-eight years of age and had been ill for six months. —Men interested in politics are fol lowing closely the development of the Surface controversy as it is possible that it may lead to a demand on the next Legislature for passage of an act abolishing the State Commission of Agriculture. The commission was created as the result of a movement among Grangers, but the act was changed so often that men originally active in Its behalf became disheart ened. The commission was personally selected by the Governor, but com plaints have been made of inactivity. Thus far the commission has cost the State about $l,lOO in expenses. There is one Vacancy and if the Governor does not fill it Capitol Hill will take it as a sign that the commission does not stand very well. —Announcement that Dr. Carl W. Gay, one of the active men in the State Livestock Sanitary Board serv ice and prominent in the movement for development of horse breeding had decided to leave this State for Minnesota was received with regret to-day. Dr. Gay is connected with the i veterinary department of the Univer sity of Pennsylvania and will accept a similar place with the University of Minnesota. —Pottstown's post office" was offi cially started yesterday when the cornerstone was laid. William P. Young, prominent Bull Mooser, who made the address, commented upon the fact that the movement for the new building dated from the Taft ad ministration. Papers Increase Prices , The St. Louis Glovp-Democrat will increase its price from one to two cents starting August 1. The high cost of print paper Is given as the cause of the advance. Following the announcement by the Globe-Democrat, the St. Louis Repub lic and the Milwaukee Free Press al so stated that their prices would ad vance to two cents on street sales, be ginning August 1. The high cost of print paper is blamed in both in stances. The Nashville Tennesseean and Am erican has raised Its subscription rate where delivered by carrier In Nashville and surrounding towns from ten to fif teen cents a week or from forty-five to sixty-five cents per month and $5.20 to $7.50 a year. Increased cost of print paper and other necessities is assign ed as the reason for the advance. Crab Tactics in the War [From the Kansas City Times.] Careful readers of yesterday's news will not fail to note that the Turks I were in full retreat by way of Petro- Kiad, while the Russians were falling i back in confusion through Constanti j nople. THEIR OFFENDING (From the Brooklyn Eagle.] "Guardsmen Need Luxuries" is a headline over a Red Cross appeal. They do. they do. they do. That is th« very head and front of their offending. THE CARTOON OF THE DAY From The Fatherland by M. Staelile. ' - > A CITY AT MARKET By Frederic J. Haskin _ 1 BALTIMORE has the marketing habit. There is no city in Am erica that puts a big basket on its arm more regularly or more en thusiastically, to go forth and pur chase its food in the public square. Few cities, if any, on the other hand, ha\(e such markets to visit. Balti more's markets are an institution — an institution picturesque and vener able and of a size and solidity that commands respectful attention. Lex ington Market for instance, is three squares long, with twelve hundred stalls, and fifty thousand people visit it on many Saturdays. The markets are one of the sights of the town, like St. Peter's in Rome or the White House in Washington. The visitor is taken forth to see them as ho is taken to se the Falls at Niag ara. The streets for blocks around take on a market-day atmosphere. Temporary stalls are set up on either side, until there is only a narrow lane left in the middle of the highway where the big cars nose their way a foot at a time. Countrymen and far mers draw up their wagon loads of produce along the curb and wait philosophically for purchasers, scorn ing the practice of the recent immi grant who is wont to cry his wares. Candy-stands and flower-stands and peanut-stands appeal to the esthetic and the gastronomic functions of the olfactory nerve. The street faker is in his glory. Perched on a coffee box he extols the merits of "a mir aculous Invention, ladies and gentle men—a combination of the South American sapopa tree, the East In dian senega root and the Mexican ammonia plant—a combination shav ing-soap, shoe polish and complexion beautiiler." The market itself is housed under a long high roof, like the roof of a rail road terminal, subdivided into hun dreds of little stalls. Everything which the human race is in the habit of chewing and swallowing finds its place somewhere. Beef and mutton, pork and veal and saurage and bacon, a string of fruits that would read like the invoice of a South American freighter, all the vegetables you have ever seen and a few new ones, fish, nuts, bread and pastry, live poultry, candy—consult the supply lists of Herr Tortolowitz von Batocki, the new German food dictator, for a partial list of what you can «uy. All this space under the roof be tween the stalls is jammed with hu manity. chiefly feminine. It takes an hour or so to push through the three blocks of Lexington Market. The make-up of the crowd is surprisingly heterogeneous. It may be a mistake, but the visitor gets the impression that milady of Baltimore dons her sil ver fox set, steps into the limousine, sniffs the orchids in the holder, says "The market, James,:" and sallies forth to buy a quarter's worth of weinerwurst. At least, you see plenty of big cars discharging their inmates at the curb, and have your toes step ped on by ladies who resemble the illustrations in an R. W. Chambers novel. As one Baltimore official puts it, "The market problem is one of edu cating the municipality consciousness up to the marketing conception," or in other words of teaching society to car- AIJYJ G$>NE By Wing Dinger As vacation time draws near Wife and I looked o'er Advertising of resorts — Passed up tho seashore; Likewise mountains were tabooed; Then we chanced to note One ad 'bout a dandy trip On a great big boat. 'Twas an inexpensive trip ('Course that added weight). We discussed it. and both thought That it would be great. Wrote for reservations, and Mentioned this and that Which we wanted, back there came Word hot off the bat. Found this costs a little more That is extra, too. Staterooms on the deck we chose Cost more, so when through We learned that we'd have to dig Deeper in our pile. Which we both decided would Surely be worth while. Since accommodations we Have reserved, I find That the fare to sailing point Entered not my mind. But we've got to see it through— Of that goodly sum Laid aside, there won't be left One wee little crumb. Colonel Harvey's Sorrow "We favor a single Presidential term, and to that end urge the adoption of an amendment to the Constitution mak ing the President of the United States ineligible for re-election and we pledge the candidate of this convention to this prlnciple."-J-Democratic Platform Pledge. Here we draw a veil.—North Ameri £4vi*w. AUGUST 2, T9T6. ry a basket. These big markets are really a kind of fruit and vegetable department store, and the department store of course is firmly established as a perfectly correct hunting ground for all ranks of feminity. Baltimore wo men make appointments to meet at a certain stall at. a certain hour and go to lunch together. It is not a matter of record, but it seems probable that they occasionally stop to buy a dozen eggs on the way to the opera. The question of public markets is coming in for a great deal of serious attention all over the country to-day, as a possible means of solving certain phases of the distribution problem. Busy markets have been established in a score of cities, but Baltimore is by way of being a pioneer in the field and her experience should be valuable. In the hundred and fifty years that markets have been a feature of the landscape, the city has encountered most of the problems that can arise in connection with markets. Back in the year 1751, when there were only two dozen houses in the town, the citi zens decided to start a market, and conducted a lottery as a means of raising the necessary cash. Lotteries were a highly respectable Institution in those days. The private ledger of George Washington occasionally charges the price of a few lottery tickets to profit and loss. The age of the system in Baltimore has had the effect of obviating cer tain objections that arise in cities where it is introduced later in muni cipal progress. For instance, it is something of a problem to reconcile | the rights of the retail grocer with the activities of the stall keeper. The grocer is a tax-payer, a rent payer, and an employer of labor, while the market stall pays no taxes, very lit tle rent, and is usually operated by the proprietor, who thus becomes something of a favored competitor. In Baltimore, however, the markets came before the grocery stores, and the grocers had the competition to reckon on when they entered the business. In actual practice, the neighborhood of the markets has proved a favorable location for ordinary retail shops of all sorts on account of the crowds drawn. Some of the local grocers go farther, and rent and operate stalls on market days. Baltimore markets—there are elev en of them—are municipal institu tions. They can easily be operated at a profit, not only by the rental of stalls, but by renting the big halls that some of the buildings contain. Over Centre Market for instance, a half million dollar structure, there are two halls used for night classes which seat 1,200 pupils, and a third hall with a capacity of 2,500. The profits from this part of the markets used to be much larger than they are to-day, in the times before regular theater buildings became so numer ous. but they still have great possi bilities. Moved by this consideration, a private company recently offered to take over one of the markets, pay a big rental for the site, put up a half million dollar structure as well as a huge department store. The people of Baltimore however, rose up in de fense of their ancestral institutions with such a storm of protest that the offer was refused. OUR DAILY LAUGH SOMETHING AC COMPLISHED. i T Do you think it I I [ floes any good to 1 | express your feel- A 7 \ ings on the tele- \ help to cheer the operator by giv- TEEE=r~ : ing her a few || -.-f '* ~ ~ | laughs it she hap- I | pens to overhear ' "" I you. ■nramiMMiß ARDUO US mm undertaking. if - George, tell me truthfully before Mr; wo are married, am 1 the only I y/ I \ y° u ever jW only one I ever . 1 I y had tRe nerve to this far with. Austria's Plight [From the Philadelphia Press.] Several of tho Carpathian passes are already in possession of the Czar's troops. Austria'* position is desperate Indeed. The morale of her armies is severely shaken. . The swift pursuit of the enemy has given them no respite. The Galiclan capital, Lemberg, is again threatened. Raids into the grain fields of Hungary are imminent. The only thing that can apparently save the Austrians from a general retreat with enormous losses of guns and men is failure of the Russian ammunition supply. According to Petrograd, this I is not likely to occjir. ■ ■ --I ' iEbenmg Qlffat Four men have held the office of State Economic Zoologist, which is just now in the limelight because of the refusal of Dr. H. A. Surface, its Incumbent, to resign, and most of them have had stormy times. In fact, there has not been one of the four who has not had to endure sharp attacks. The office was created a little over twenty-one years ago, dating from the general agricultural department act of March 13, 1895, and the first hol der of the £>lace was Dr. B. H. War ren, of Lewlsburg, who held it from September 14, 1895, until March 17, 1898, when he resigned. The doctor's term is well remembered on Capitol Hill, because of its lively incidents. The next zoologist was Dr. Henry T. Fernauld, of State College, who had the most peaceful of the terms, but who resigned after serving a year. He left August 21, 1899, and was succeed ed by Benjamin F. McCartney, of Hamilton, Jefferson county, who was removed after some battling in the Spring of 1903. Then Dr. H. A. Sur face was named and he has had to face campaigns against him under no less than four governors. Dr. Surface comes from Ohio and is a graduate of three colleges and was a professor in no less than four, including one in California. He also served on the United States Fish Commission and was appointed to state office when he was professor of zoology at State Col lege. He has been reappointed every four years and has written extensive ly, It being estimated by him one time that if his manuscripts could be plac ed end to end they would extend over ten miles. His discoveries have at tracted much attention and much ani mosity and his administration has been attacked as often as Verdun. • • * Some of the jitneys being operated just now are rather unusual in regard to some of their equipment. For in stance, there is a large wagon, some thing like those which deliver furni ture. It has been fitted up with camp chairs and makes a pleasant thing to ride in so long as it remains on as phalt streets. Then there are a couple of small automobiles used for groo. ery delivery purposes which have been fitted up with plain benches. But the prize is a Steelton jitney which is equipped with two pews from a church. • » ♦ Speaking about jitneys the use of the name has become so general that nine-tenths of those -who talk about them have no idea jof the derivation of the name and would be surprised to know that it means nickel. At Cam eron and Market streets yesterday morning a driver of a jitney and a pas senger almost got Into a fight because the customer handed the driver a nickel when told his fare was a "jit." The driver insisted that a jitney meant a dime. Judging by their charges lately some of the jltneymen think jitney means a quarter. » » » The cannas in the gardens in the re cesses of the State Capitol are com mencing to attract attention. There is a fine collection of red and yellow can nas, the plants being three feet or more in height and the blooms great big ones such as would win prizes in many a show. Superintendent Rambo, who gives special attention to the can nas, counts on a very attractive dis play this month. Major Howard S. Williams, who is the National Guard officer in charge of recruiting at Mt. Gretna camp, is an example of the Guardsman who takes a lower rank in order to be of service. Major Williams is in reality a colonel. He is chief of ordnance of the National Guard, but being too high up to be taken into the federal ser vice he took lower rank. He was for merly captain of the Phoenixville bat tery and is one of the best and known and capable of Guard officers. He is well known to many Harrisburgers. Pennsylvania with a million acres of forests of its own and 7,500,000 acres of other forests appropriates less than $25,000 a year for protection of forests from fires, according to a. state ment made by George H. Wirt, tho chief forest fire warden. The New York appropriation for an area of for est almost, the size of that in this State is a cent an acre. Pennsylvania ap propriates three and a half mills per acre, while New Jersey appropriates eight mills and Maine seven. Massa chusetts appropriates a cent an aero and New Hampshire, Minnesota and Idaho spent four mills. * * * The oddest stunt seen in a barber shop in many a day was witnessed yesterday, when a bald-headed man was annoyed by flies. "Got any fly paper?" suddenly asked the tormented one of the barber. The barber produced a piece and asked: "What now?" "Cut off a piece an inch wide and fasten it on my head, sunny side up. Don't worry. Do what I say," replied the man. The stupefied barber carried out directions and found that the paper stayed. "Go on and shave and watch them pet their feet fixed." then commanded the customer. The paper scored three before tne man got out of the chair. WELL KNOWN PEOPLE ] —Senator Penrose has written fcr> the Young Men's Business club of Pitts burgh accepting membership and com mending the purpose. —Judge J. C. Haymaker, of Alle gheny, has gone on his annual fishins trip to Canr.da. —Frank B. Black, the State highway commissioner, prides himself on his farms and coal mines. —W. D. Grimes, Pittsburgh mem ber of the Prison Labor Law Commis sion, has closed books and gone to On tario to catch fish. —David B. Simpson, Philadelphia newspaperman and no\* with the Sec ond Pennsylvania, has been put at the head of a machine gun company. He is well known to many here. —Major E. B. Cassatt has reopened his cottage at Saratoga. » ♦ ♦ DO YOU KNOW ' That Harris!) urg machine shops have been making parts for ma « ehlnery to manufacture big suns? * * » HISTORIC HARRISBL'RG John Harris held conferences here early in the Revolution and kept In dians in this neighborhood quiet. WHAT THE ROTARY CLUB • LEARNED OF THE CITY [Questions submitted to members of the Harrisburg Rotary Club and theip answers as presented at the organiza tion's annual "'Municipal Quiz."} Who is the Superintendent of Parks and Public Property? His term? His salary? What departments are unuur his direct supervision? Edward Gross. His term, two years. His salary, $2,500.00. De partments over which he has di rect supervision: Parks, City Plan ning, Fire Department, City Fores-