16 HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH A NEII'SPAFER FOR THE HS>itE Founded iSjl Published evenings except Sunday by THE TELEGRAPH PHI VTI\(I CO.. Tcleirnph Rnlldlnar, Federal Square. E. J. STACK POLE, Pres't and Editor-in-Chief y. R. OYSTER, Busittrss Manager. GUS M. STXEINMETZ, Managmg Editor. * Member American Newspaper Pub- I Ushers' Associa- Bureau of Circu lation and Penn sylvania Aaiociat- EB3tern «ffice, Has- Brooks, Fifth Ave nue Building. New Brooks. People's Gcs Building, Chl- Entered at the Post Office In Harris burg, Pa., as second class matter. By carriers, six cents a week; by mall. $3.00 a year in advance. Sworn dally r.vernjre circulation for the three mnntlut ending April 1, 181 V, ■JT 22,432 if Theae flgurea are net. All returned, nnaold and damaged coplea deducted. FRIDAY EVENING, APRIL 14 Be willing to be one of Christ's "peculiar people," no matter what men may say of you. —D. L. Moonr. THE NEW POLICY THE promotion of W. S. Ruther ford, of Harrisburg, for years head of the order department at Steelton, to he chief of the order de partment for the whole of the Beth lehem Steel Company, with headquar ters at South Bethlehem, Is the first demonstration of the new policy of promotion at Steelton. It will be remembered that Presi dent Grace, in an interview with a Telegraph reporter, said it was the purpose of the Bethlehem company to promote Pennsylvania Steel employes into the service of the Bethlehem com pany as rapidly as vacancies occurred and as the men showed fitness for advancement. The Rutherford ap pointment is a plain Indication that he meant just what he said and that opportunity for the working force at Steelton lias been widened, rather than lessened, by the new ownership. Schwab's big men of t"o-day were small men in his employ but a few years ago. "Pull" In the Bethlehem enterprises is unknown. Ability and energy arc the open sesame to the highest places in the service of the company. The Rutherford promotion ought, to be of vast encouragement to the hundreds of men at Steelton who have, been watching closely the policy of the new organization with respect to the employes of the recently ac quired plants. Since the dropping of the large water mains In East State street under Pax ton rreck the completion of the gap In the concrete work along: the stream iB now possible. It seems, however, that there Is no available appropriation for this work unless some balances may be found which can be utilized for the purpose. Under the recent decision of City Solicitor Seitz the surplus excess interest funds of the various loans may possibly be used for this emergency expenditure. It is certain that the Rap should be closed and closed promptly. THK DONATO STATUARY THERE is wide popular interest throughout the city in the loca tion of the Donato statuary pre sented to Harrisburg by Mr. Hershey, the genius of the sweet flavored town on our cast. , It was generally expected when this statuary was accepted by the city last year that there would be no difficulty about its proper placing, or concerning the location agreed upon by the Art Committee chosen for the purpose of selecting a site. It now appears (hat the cost of erecting the statuary In a proper way is an obstacle and the municipal authorities are not clear as to just how the three lovely figures in bronze may be given a suitable environment on the River Front. Inasmuch as the Department of Public Safety, which has control of the niter plant and pumping station, has jurisdiction over all the fountains of the city it would seem that this department should properly locate and care for the city's most important gift of this character. City Commissioner Bowman has done so admirably In the reduction of water rentals and in the general conduct of his department that we have no doubt he will evolve some plan for the setting up of the group of statuary which has evoked so much discussion. His handling of the affairs of the Water Department has been manifestly businesslike and inasmuch as it is a productive branch of the city government we believe that the statuary should be under his charge and keeping. It is expected that the proposed Eby memorial will be located on the handsome plaza at the pumping sta tion. In any event, some reasonable plan should be worked out for the lo cation of Ihe statuary to the end that the people of Harrlsburg may enjoy this work of art and show proper appreciation of the generosity of the donor. UOUJAXD AS AX KXAMPI.K ~ A FRIEND of this newspaper has taken violent exception to an editorial pointing out Holland as an example of military prepared ness. There was no inlentlon therein to convey the idea that Holland has prepared solely to repel an invasion by Germany—although the people of Hol land so much feared the aggression of the Kaiser that public demonstra *l FRIDAY EVENING, HAKRISBURG t&SfSb TELEGRAPH ~ APRIL 14, 1916 tto'ns were made against the marriage of the Queen and a German Prince— but to show how the military strength of this little kingdom is keeping its borders free from the trampling feet of either the English or the German armies. It was intended merely to illustrate the weakness of the United I States in military equipment as com ! pared with this pigmy among the na tions. A half-million trained men mobilized in a few days! How long ! would it require America to duplicate j Holland's demonstration at a time when a display jof strength was all Jthat was necessary to save the coun jtry from the fate of Belgium? DIPLOMATIC "PIFFLE" THE reply of Germany to the Sussex note is diplomatic "piffle." Of all the absurdities that have come out of Germany since the out break of the -war this is the climax. The American government respect fully asks: "Did a German submarine sink the Sussex?" And the reply comes: "No, the German government does not believe one of its submarines sank the Sussex. To be sure, one of Its submarines was nearby at. the time and did sink a steamer, but it was not the Sussex. We feel sure of this be cause while the ship was sinking the captain sat on deck sKetching the scenery, and Incidentally he made a pencil picture of the sinking vessel which does not at all resemble the Sussex. No, the name plate of the sunken vessel was not included in the sketch." Was ever anything more ridiculous? Did ever a government attempt to convince a doubting world with an excuse more transparently false? How can the United States continue to deal with a nation the diplomacy of which is based upon such a gospel of false hood and subterfuge? This is the length to which we have attained after all these months of dickering over the sinking of the Lusltania, that we are put oft with a tale so palpably untrue that It is Im possible to believe It was concocted for other than home consumption and in an effort to place the blame there upon America for whatever eventual ities may ensue. Not to view the matter in that light must lead to the j conviction that Germany is not only! warmad, but that her foreign ministry has become drivellngly insane, as well. THE PRESIDENT'S SPEECH , THAT was n high-sounding speech wliich President Wilson delivered at a political gathering in Wash- I ington last night, but Just what docs it mean? The President asked his audience if the.v were "ready to go in" for the cause of humanity and to come out jwhen the cause of humanity shall have been served. Americans always have I been ready to do that. In all the his tory of this nation they have never done anything else. Military glory and the acquisition of territory never were American ambitions. We have fought only for our own protection or for the rights of mankind as a whole, in one form or another. This generality Is so plainly true that It requires no presidential interro gation for demonstration. So the President must have had something definite in his mind when he put his question last night. Are we "ready"? Ready for what? Why cannot the President be frank? Surely the coun try ought to be permitted to know where the administration Is heading, if it knows itself. If we are to be "ready," we ought to know just what we are to be "ready" for. Truth is that the President has cried "wolf, wolf" so often that people want to see the beast before they believe that the executive has not been fright- I ened by a frisky sheep. Timid Con i gressmen were induced to give away I our birthright in the Panama canal ' because the President looked solemn j and intimated that the country was on the verge of war with England. Again, ] during the "preparedness" swing to 1 the West, one might have thought from his words that an army of in vasion must be even then on its way toward our shores. The country needs no presidential heroics to spur It to its duty as a guardian of humanitarian principles, but it doesn't like to be told that there Is a great big bugaboo just around the corner about to gobble It up. It wants to see the bugaboo. If the army meets with any grave ! disaster in Mexico the fault must be I lodged at the door of the Wilson ad j ministration, which sent the soldiers ln { to that country unprepared after three i years of "watchful waiting," during I which the mere presence of the troops along the border was proof positive that the Government looked upon a clash of arms or an Invasion as likely to occur I at any moment. President Wilson declared the country is demanding non-partisan service. He held that the Demo cratic party lias sought not onlv to be nonpartisan between all inter ests and classes, but had endeav ored to be partisan to both sides In every question.—Newspaper report of President Wilson's speech last night. The nerve of It! There has not been a single instance of anything but parti sanism since the Democrats assumed control at Washington. Southern Democrats especially have been ap pointed to displace Civil War veterans at the national capital and everywhere, ; the country over, the administration j has been acting out to the last extrem ity the vicious assumption that "to the victor belong the spoils." CO-OPERATION WHAT can be done by the en- j thusiastlc co-operation of a! number of persons united in a common cause has been admirably illustrated in the matter of the rum-! mage sale for the benefit of the Har-' risburg Hospital. This sale is not only a fine demonstration of community co-operation for and In the interest of a worthy Institution, but Is an exhibit or the value of getting together for the welfare of all. the people. This rummage sale has been an eye-opener for all who have any knowledge of Its ramifications. It will not only he a good thing for the hospital but it will likewise be helpful in the future movements for the city's development. If the same energy and co-operation | | ran be enlisted in l)ehalf of the cam | paign for the adornment of the city v.'ith window and porch boxes this summer Harrlshurg will be known far and wide as the floral city. By the way, are you going along with the movement? | TELEGRAPH'S PERISCOPE i —Tom Taggert says the United 'States Senate is composed of "Intel j lectual giants," which ought to be gratifying to President who ap pointed Senator Taggert. —John N. Brown, aged 16, Is America's richest boy, and he's Just as happy as though his name was Fer dinand Cecil Reginald D'Fortlnoy. —The politician who is referred to as a "dark horse" naturally feels that he is trotting in pretty fast company. —Says the Cleveland Plain-Dealer: "The colonel is now dubbed the Am erican Caesar," which may or may not be why at least one Tribune is for him. I —Carranza Is now displaying his j Mexican gratitude to the administra tion that made him. ! —The Mexican idea of friendship is to be cordial until somebody has lifted ' you into the saddle, and then kick him ' in the {ace. EDITORIAL COMMENT Statistics coming out of Harrlsburg show that out of every dollar paid for foodstuffs the farmer gets 45 cents. The rest goes to the men who handle it before it gets to the tables of the consumer. Until some one can devise a way to reduce this cost of distribu tion, we shall have to struggle along under the burden of the high cost of living.—Philadelphia Ledger. What becomes of strict account ability that is not strict and waives accountability?— New York Sun. Silent Partner's Advice LOYALTY Loyalty Is deference to discipline, devotion to organization, allegiance to associates. Disloyalty is rebellion, revolt, mutiny, treason. Loyalty makes a man a superman. He can do the kind of work that counts. Loyalty to the foreman does not mean playing second fiddle. It proves! that you can be a leader when the leader is sick. Some violin. The impatient, insubordinate indi vidual is of no value anywhere, at any time. QUALITY Every quality that you recognize as good in Washington, in Lincoln, in Grant, or in nnv other man. dead or alive, is a quality that you possess.' The only point that concerns you is this: Have you developed this qual ity? FOUR-LEAF LUCK Ability and will, courage and skill —these are the component parts of the four-leaf clover we call luck. MODESTY Some people are called modest when they appear to think but little of themselves. If you will take pains to observe them closely, you will find this mod esty is really nothing but good judg ment. The Optimist By Ella Wheeler Wilcox. Copyright, 1916, Star Company. The fields were bleak and sodden. Not a wing Or note enlivened the depressing wood; A soiled and sullen, stubborn snow drift stood Beside the roadway. Winds came mut- tering Of storms to be, and brought the chilly sting Of icebergs in their breath. Stalled cattle mooed Forth plaintive pleadings for the Earth's green food. No gleam, no hint of hope In any thing. The sky was black and ashen like the face Of some poor wretch who drains life's cup too fast. Yet, swaying to and fro. as if to fling About chilled Nature its lithe arms of grace. Smiling with promise In the wintry blast, The optimistic Willow spoke of Spring. The Old Motto We found It in the attic, where it long had lain away: The dust had veiled the letters In a shroud of misty gray, A spider's web was tangled In Its odd fantlstlc weaves Across the frame whose corners were handcarved In oaken leaves. The old, discarded motto—it was worked in green and red On perforated cardboard, and "God Biess Our Home," It said. "God Rless Our T-lomc"—And loving hands reach out from all the years, The hands that always reached to help, that wiped away our tears; And now we know full well that when this motto held its place. They meant the faded prayer that to day we slowly trace; That every morn of work to do, that every night of rest, The good old home was by some mys tic benediction blest. —W. D. Is'esblt. Roosevelt Sentiment [Blythe in Saturday Evening Post] I have been about the country a great deal since the first of the year, and have discovered that where one man was talking Roosevelt last Fall ten men are talking Roosevelt now. These men are not all Progressives, either. There are plenty of Republi cans, men who stood by Taft in 1912, who are of the opinion that the situa tion demands the colonel, not merely on account of war or other problems, either domestic or international, but because they have come to the con clusion that he is the only man who can hope to win against the Presi dent. Why So Many Balls Were Lost fFrom Everybody's.) A young married couple who lived near a famous golf course were enter taining an elderly aunt from the depths of the country. "Well, Aunt Mary, how did you spend this afternoon?" asked the hostess on the first day. "Oh. T enjoyed myself very much," replied auntie with a beaming smile. "I went for a walk across the fields. There seemed to be a great many people about, and some of them shouted to me In a most eccentric manner, but I just took no notice. And. by the way," she went on "I found such a number of curious little white round things. I brought them home to ask vou what they are." And the dear obi lady produced from her handbag about a dozen golf balls! fofcttXc* Lk *PtKKOi^ttfa>ua By the Ex-Oommittefraaa With Governor Brumbaugh away, presumably In Philadelphia or Atlantic City, for a birthday holiday, the center of political interest shifted from this city to-day and only Attorney General Brown was on the Job looking after the managing end of the Brumbaugh campaign. The Governor's mail con tinues to be well filled with letters commending his course, although It Is pretty broadly intimated about the city that all of the mail received does not approve of his candidacy. Mr. Brown said to-day that he expected the list of Brumbaugh candidates for delegate to be ready on Monday. The papers are coming in and are being gone over to see if they are in form. The Attor ney General refused to talk about re- Sorts that some eleventh-hour changes ad been made In the Brumbaugh slate which have been flying about the last twenty-four hours. National Committeeman Henry G. Wasson Is expected here within a dav or so to talk over matters with Mr. Brown. He will probably bring the Western Pennsylvania petitions. Thus far nothing has been said at the Capi tol about the possibility of a clash between the law and the candidacy of Public Service Commissioner Magee for national delegate and the silence regarding that matter is as profound as about the Oliver letter. —Among the nominating petitions filed for House of Representative nominations, which are coming to the Capitol in bales, are for renomlnation of Representatives Samuel A. Whlt aker, Phoenlxvllle, chairman of the judiciary special committee of the last House; George W. Williams, Wells boro, who was sponsor for the Gov ernor's local option bill; H. H. Brosius, Brookville. chairman of the committee on game: Representatives Albee, Pot ter; Milliron. Armstrong; Campbell, Allegheny, and Sarig, Berks. —Captain James H. Wiltbank, Philadelphia, a member in 1913, is out for the nomination again in the Tenth Philadelphia. —Public Service Commissioner Ma gee makes a lively attack upon Sen ator George T. Oliver in the Pitts burgh Dispatch to-day. He insists there is no legal obstacle to candidacy for delegate while serving as public service commissioner, and says things about the senator. The Pittsburgh Gazette Times comes back and calls the Magee candidacy brazen and rakes him as a boss. The Allegheny light Is on. —Senator W. J. Burke Is out on the stump for Brumbaugh In Pittsburgh. —The Philadelphia North American makes a great fuss over the Fleitz can didacy for national delegate in the Brumbaugh interest in Lackawanna county saying a Penrose man has gone away from him. The North American handles the Gribbel, Johnson and Wanamaker delegate candidates with care. - —The Pentiypacker commendation of the Governor is much commented upon although some Philadelphia pa pers let it go by. —The Pittsburgh Gazette-Times to day says: "There is doubt even among the men, who are looking after the interests of the Brumbaugh-Vare com bine in this county, about Governor Martin G. Brumbaugh filing papers as a preferential candidate for president. Attorney General Frnncis Shunk Brown says his name will go on the ballot, but in a conference of the Governor's supporters held yesterday In Pittsburgh the opinion was ex pressed that he would retire. The plan discussed is to get the Gover nor out of the running and endeavor to put Theodore Roosevelt to the front in Pennsylvania. This is what Wil liam Flinn has been trying to bring about since before, Mr. Mrumbaugh of fered himself as a probable candidate. The scheme la to make Senator Boies Penrose the target. This was tried without success in 1914." —P. C. Knox received an ovation at Scranton when he spoke on national affairs last night. Lieutenant Gover nor McClaln was also a speaker and well received. —Philadelphia and Pittsburgh reg istration was not heavy. Probably the voters are not as much "heated up" as politicians think. —The Philadelphia Record insists that the Governor's silence in regard to the Oliver check worries his friends. The Governor left last night without breaking silence and neither he nor his friends appeared to be disturbed. —The Yare majority in the Phila delphia county commissioner board dismissed a SI,OOO McNichol clerk in the opening skirmish of the fight. —Ambler headquarters have been opened at Norrlstown with Theodore Lane Bean in charge. The Montgom ery men say that Johnson is for Am bler after all. Johnson has not talked lately. —The Philadelphia Press to-day says: "Unpledged national delegates, whose election at the May primaries is being urged by Senator Penrose may defeat the whole purpose of the Pres idential preference clause of the uni form primary act. For the first time in the history of Pennsylvania the electorate will be given an opportun ity on May lfi to express itself on its favorite for President of the United States. For years public sentiment had demanded such an opportunity: but only after prolonged agitation did the Legislature pass a State law, which expressly permitted the voter to regis ter his choice. The attitude taken by- Senator Penrose in advocating the electlpn of delegates, who will . not agree, as provided by the. uniform pri mary law, to support .the expression of the popular will, is construed there fore, as a direct altempt to thwart the popular will." —Guy Mayo, of McKean, an active Bull Mooser in 1914, is running as a Republican delegate for Brumbaugh. —The startling news came over the river last night that Scott S. Leiby, Marysville lawyer, with offices here, had joined H. B. Saussaman, of Pax tang, in t lie sacrifice class. Leiby will run for Democratic senatorial nomin ation against Senator Franklin Mar tin. of Cumberland, and Saussaman plans to get in the way of Congress man Kreider. —James R. Wilson, of Landisburg, is a candidate for Democratic national committeeman in Perry. —Congressman Crago's denial that he was behind the Hartnian campaign for State Treasurer produced some what of an Impression here. The Hartman papers, however, are going around briskly. —Probably "Big Bill" Adams, Lu zerne member, was dropped from the State pay roll in the Insurance Fund to allow him to look after his cam paign for renomination. He has op position. —Dr. G. A. Dilllnßpr, the Pittsburgh councilman, who was here at the local option meeting, has aspirations to he mayor of Pittsburgh. —The Franklin-Adams Democrats have decided to present the name of Thomas J. Mrereton, Chambersburg. for Senator In that district. This means that ex-Senator Martin, of Get tysburg, and Parker U. Skinner, of Franklin county, will not run. THE CARTOON OF THE DAY BUT THIS IS HOW HE DID IT RJ3MXY MR SIMRLEI&N.MX) MU&f HAVE HAP UONDERFuL INFLUENCE OVER MY CWuGhTER t> SET HER TO SE"fiiE W)WN 10 TrlAf PREARY ANP UNEX-CltiNG OaONTRV L|F=£— iVHV. BEFORE SHE, YOU 5H£ PtVOTfeP A LOT OF * T5 SPORISS!^/ BUT THIS IS HOW 6HE PIP IT. ' MOONLIGHT SCHOOLS By Frederic J. Haskin NO illiteracy in Kentucky after after 1920!" This is the slogan which appears in newspapers, on gate posts, telegraph poles and in barber shops throughout the Bluegrass State. You can't escape It. For you arc not in Kentucky live minutes before some proud citizen sidles up to you and savs: "Some campaign we're waging down liere, eh? Ever hear about our moon light schools?" In Kentucky everybody is a self appointed publicist and apostle of learning—the whole stnte is inspired. And no wonder; for not only has their slortan reverberated throughout Ken tucky, but it has been heard In seven teen other states as well, all of which have established moonlight schools. ft all came about through a woman a rather small, dark-eyed Kentucky woman, with the pluck and clear vision of a pioneer. Her name is Mrs. Cora Wilson Stewart, and she started the. "no Illiteracy" campaign while superintendent of public schools In Rowan county. In Kentucky, as in a great many other states, a. considerable per cent, of the adult population in the rural communities is illiterate. For exam ple, one night Mrs. Stewart attended a rural school entertainment where in the course of the program a young man with a very good tenor voice sang a pleasing ballad which was his own improvisation. After the program was over Mrs. Stewart shook hands with the young man and congratulated him. "I should like to have a copy of your song," she said, "if you will write it down for me." The young man blushed, then smiled grimly. "I can neither read nor write," he said. "Often 1 think of songs, but forget them while waiting for someone to come along and write them down." Mrs. Stewart was appalled. Here was a man with decided talent, who was capable of giving something to the world, handicapped because he was hopelessly illiterate. Then came the inspiration. Was it, after all, hope less? Was there not some way in which these adults—old, middle-aged and young—could be taught to read and write? ' Mrs. Stewart estimated that there were 1,152 such illiterates in her county alone. A meeting of public school teachers was called and Mrs. Stewart laid the situation before them. She told them about one old woman who bought a speller and sat up until midnight studying so that she could learn to read letters received from her daugh ter. who was away at school. She told tiiem of a big, stalwart, farmer whose eyes had filled with tears as he said. "T would give twenty years of my life if I could read." She told theni ahout the young man and his songs which were THE STATE FROM DAf TO DW The Kitchen Klub of Warren held their regular thirtible social Tuesday evening at the home of Miss Flossie Branch. The hostesses were Miss Branch and Mrs. Wager. We wonder how important a part the thimble actually played. The Cemetery Association of the same town has likewise met and it is said that there will be no dividends declared this month. Speaking of the dear departed, esti mates show that there have been twice as many deaths as births In central Bucks county. Fourteen children were born and 27 persons died. War rington and Warwick townships es caped a visit from both the stork and the Grim Reaper. Better get in the swim, you W's and accomplish some thing. The Punxsutawney Spirit proves Its right to the name when it speaks out in its editorial voice, loudly as It can, in denunciation of a Yale professor who made the comparative statement that it is less of an insult to the flag to spit on it than to spill American blood on It. It would be Interesting to ascertain the political attitude of the Spirit before judging the merits of the editorial. This is Clean-Up and Paint-Up Week In Johnstown and yesterday morning five teams of members of Cambria Life Saving Scouts, each un der a captain, sallied forth to deliver "lettergrams" to the populace asking them to join the clean-up movement. Splendid co-operation. Was old hop-a-long Peter Stuyve sant's wooden leg on the right or the left side? Who remembers? At any rate G. L. J. Ferris, whose historical paintings are now on exhibition in old Congress Hall, Philadelphia, has placed It on the right, and raised a discussion. Rohesonla citizens want a town Tiall, So does Harrisburg wane a city nail irretrievably lost because he could not write them down. The teachers, hear ing these things, were also inspired nnd the upshot of the matter was the establishment of the moonlight, school. This simply meant that the public day schools were kept open during* the bright moonlight nights of the Ken tucky autumn by volunteer teachers, who called 011 the various illiterates of their communities and induced tliem lo attend. At the beginning there were many doubts as to the plan's success. The teachers thought they knew a thing or two about that invincible Kentucky pride. But from the beginning the moonlight school was popular. People came, and in great numbers. They came down the rugged mountain trails, women carry ing their babies, and old men hobbling on canes. 'Soon twelve hundred per sons were enrolled in the moonlight schools, the youngest of whom was eighteen and the oldest eighty-si*. During the first few weeks of the experiment the trees and fences and walls of the barns began to blossom out with singular decorations. In their enthusiasm over yieir newly acquired knowledge the people were carving their names in large irregular letters on every available wooden surface. Many who had hoarded small sums of money under the kitchen hearth did some rapid excavating ana opened hank accounts. It was so fascinating to be able lo write your own name on a check! Resides the three R's, Hie moonlight schools taught agriculture, horticul ture, roud building and home eco nomics. Magazines and newspapers began to make their appearance in the various households and In Washington the Department of Agriculture was swamped with requests from Rowan county for farm bulletins. Special textbooks were provided which would appeal especially to the moonlight pupils. So the moonlight schools grew and flourished each succeeding season, and with them grew the ambition of the Rowan county school teachers. They were now determined to banish illit eracy from tho entire county. There were still many persons who for vari ous reasons refused to attend the schools, so it was decided to take the schools to them —figuratively, of course. The teachers canvassed the whole county, invading the hiding places of the most stubbornly elusive illiterates, and made a list of the names of these persons, togethef- with all the information obtainable concerning their peculiarities and eccentricities. Thereafter, when an illiterate proved abdurate and insisted that he did not, wnnt to be educated, the teachers con sulted the Retails of his history as ap pearing on the list in an endeavor to find some means of appealing to him. Two hearts that beat as one. friend Robesonia. John Ash, of Trappe, has scarlet fever, and his house is quarantined. Trapped. John, in Trappe. The Philadelphia Record tells of an aged woman of that city who made elaborate preparations to die, first taking a bath and then dressing her self in white clothes, after which she turned on tho gas. Contrary to her expectations, she was discovered be fore life was extinct. There is hog cholera in Waynes boro. A girl living in Pottsville, fifteen years of age. has received from the city $3,410 damages for stepping into a defective sewer inlet and sustaining a fracture of the leg. OUR DAILY LAUGH QUITE SO. ' • l r _ jft# He: Let's patch f A it up and get have to be patch- jk lng the rest of my [gJHpnr ivl^Jki SOON. tWell, Spring'U soon be here. Yes, I used to look forward to it when I was courting, but now I'm married, it's nothing but house cleaning. FiEbemng (Sljat Harrisburg folks of some sixty odd years ago were quaintly recalled yes terday In City Clerk Miller's office when that official unearthed a yel lowed dog-eared volume of the city director of 1856. The book had been given by ex-Commoner Charles K. Osier wlio.se father, George Osier, helped print the volume. The olil directory is interesting in many ways. As compared to the present thick l °'ume of hundreds of solid pages of names, it contains a complete list of Harrisburg's citizens in thirty-six pastes. The names by the way, are not listed alphabetically. At that limn Harrisburg's population numbered but. 11,127. C. A. Snyder was chief bur gess and Chief of Police Zeil's present Jou was held by one Daniel Rhodes, "high constable." The directory gives a complete list of the employes of • apltol Hill at that time, too, and the personnel of the State government's payroll as compared to-day, is well worth comparing. For instance, in those days when James Pollock was Governor and Andrew G. Curt in was Secretary of the Commonwealth, the number of employes in the whole seat of government on "Cap Hill" included the following: office of Secretary of the Commonwealth, 8; State Treasury K; Surveyor General (now the De partment of Internal Affairs), 'J; and Pennsylvania Canal Commission, 5. furthermore the compilers of the directory were not without their chic pride in the growth of the old home I^ n ' * n " le "foreword" there is this little mention as to the way they "watched llarrisburg grow" in the olden days: "There are very few per sons living who resided here before the laying- out of the borough and they look around with wonder at the mighty changes it has undergone dur ing a period of seventy years. It. is rapidly rising in the scale of wealth, power and intelligence. Its citizens are widely known for their zeal, enter prise, patriotism and hospitality and are worthy children of the Keystone State." One of the surest indications that King Winter is absolutely superseded by Young Spring is the sound of a hurdy-gurdy wafting in through tlio open windows of office and school room. And there is nothing more provoking to the schoolboy or girl. JVe know, because we have been there ourselves. One has simply got to get out and roll around on the grass a little, or at least do a Highland fling to work off the superabundant fever of Spring which runs through the veins. And if yon will visit the river bank you will see the familiar ferry plying its well-worn watery path to Fairview and back. That is another sign. And still another; the number of roller-skaters on the streets of the city are legion. The other evening there were more'n a million in Front, street, and the constant rumble of many wheels made a sound as of the roar of many waters, and there was no peace for the drivers of automo biles; always in fear and trembling does he manipulate his car lest soma little tot lose his balance and fall out of the line of march for the skaters, which extends over every portion of the street. The idea of Chief of Police Zeil that each skater tie a tinkling bell to his skates is a good one and possibly the harmony as well as the safety might prove more satis factory. * * • Some of the borough league dele gates who were here for the conven tion at the Capitol this week are not used to the chairs in the hall of tlia House. These chairs are specially built for legislators and have a slightly tilting bnck and four wheels in well oiled castors. Unless a man is ac customed to the chairs there is trouble in store. The average man tilts a chair when he is at ease. In the tirst hour of the conference seven citizens found that the chair castors were well oiled and that they were different, from those in borough halls. They all landed on the floor. * * . * The dandelon brigade is out in force these days and men, women and chil dren can be seen on vacant lots in the outskirts of the city cutting up the young and tender plants, which are in demand as a vegetable and for making concoctions known as "tea." This is the season of the year when the dandelion is at its best and the number of people after It shows tluit the demand is as great as ever. David L. Starr, the president of the Municipal Home Rule League, who Was re-elected head of that body yes terday, is a prominent lawyer in Alle gheny county and specializes in borough law. Mr. Starr was an active figure here during recent Legislatures. WELL KNOWN PEOPLE —E. T. Stotesbury, the Philadel phia banker, will build a big suburban home near Germantown. —Horace W. Davis, deputy attorney general, who addressed the Stale Con vention of borough officials this week on borough regulation, used to be borough solicitor of Sharon. —Dr. Edward Maryin has been put at the head of the military training committee of the Philadelphia school officials. —Lieutenant - Governor McClain, whose birthday is to-day, is far-famed as a singer. , Dr. G. W. Shelton, Pittsburgh minister, here this week, is one of the foremost local option men of the country. —Horace Geiger. who will run for Legislature on the local opilon ticket in Germantown, is a retired woolen merchant. | DO YOU KNOW That Dauplihi county steel Is used in building tank cars? HISTORIC HARRISBVRG This city had its first State arsenal during the war of 1812. STUDENTS \IM)I'T WAR BABY Lawrence, Kas. —Kansas University chapter of the Phi Kappa Psi fra ternity has adopted a French baby boy, a war orphan. The fraternity members have agreed to support the child at the rate of ten cents a day. 11l return one of the privileges granted the fraternity is the naming of the war orphun. Are You Sure? Then Go Ahead "Be sure you are right then go ahead" was a favorite motto of frontier days, and Is a pretty good mono to apply to the af fairs of everyday life. Particularly good to apply to matters that involve the spend ing of money. Why buy haphazardly or on guess? Why not be sure first? And' one good help to surety is the advertising in the Tele graph. It is full of information help ful to the buyer. I '