WOMEN'S ! "THEIR MARRIED LIFE" Copyright by Inteiuntlonnl Nrm Service "I nm so Klad to nee you, dear," said I Babble, running out Into the snow that! «as drifted litKh on the porch. "Tom 1 ond I were coming to meet you at first, but somehow the fire on the hearth and the eozlncss of tho room were too ; much for us and we were too lazy. Why didn't you come earlier?" "We did Intend to coino earlier," said Helen. runnlnß lightly upstairs, "but Warren had to stay at the ottlce, and so I was disappointed. Oh. Bab ble, you liave things changed up here." "I>o you like It? I was simply tired 10 death of my room the other way. Bo you like the draperies? And how ito you like my dressing table? Tom maris It for me out of some old boxfcs." Helen looked admiringly at tho dainty affair with Its dotted Swiss cur tains and Its array of toilet things. It waa built into the wall, and a white enameled mirror hung overhead. "I wouldn't believe that such an attract ive thing could be made," exclaimed! Helen. "Imagine Warren building | anything like that for me!" Even Babbie smiled at this remark, it would seem funny to have Warren doing odd jobs about the house. He never thought of making little per sonal sacrifices for Helen, although he was always perfectly willing to pay for things that had to be done. After tho.v were all l'our seated be- ! fore the snapping logs, waiting forj dinner to bo announced, the conver- \ gallon became divided. Babbie and Helen talked household trifles, and Tom and Warren became engrossed in sports. Helen confided to Babbie she never could understand why men liked \ lo rend tho sporting pages, Tom und Warren disappeared shortly | before they went Into the dining room t and, although Helen noticed nothing out of tile ordinary when they re appeared, both looked sheepish. Bab bie bad a new colored maid, and Helen was interested In observing her method of waiting. Moreover, Helen was i never looking for trouble, and, sensl- ; tive as she was, practical Jokes could I bo played on her without the slightest ; suspicion on her part. Baked oysters were brought on first, ! and they were so delicious that all ! lour spoke little while eating them. As j Babble rang for the plates to be re- I moved, Helen raised her glass of water j lo her lips. She might have noticed i that lier glass was different from the others, but it happened that she was 1 not conscious of anything strange until she felt an alarming cold stream run ning down her chin and trickling down to her throat. Even then she suspected nothing, thinking that perhaps the glass had been filled to overflow! ig and she had tipped it up too suddenly. In conse quence, she raised it again, and a little | further this time. Immediately a 1 line stream of water, or rather, several ; fine streams poured down tho front ! of her shirtwaist, drenching her and j making hor Rasp. A smothered gig- j gle from Warron made her turn to j him, only to discover that both he and Tom were endeavoring to restrain j their laughter. So, it was a trick! Helen Resents the Trick Helen was speechless with anger; and with mortification. She was too j angry to speak for a moment, and: then Warren spoke and Tom laugh- I ed openly. "Come, Helen, be a sport; It was j only a joke. HOT WATER THE BEST LIVER AND BOWEL MEDICINE Says glass of hot water betore breakfast washes poisons from system. Physicians the world over recom mend the inside bath, claiming this is! of vastly niore importance than out- ! •side cleanliness, because the skin l>ores do not absorb impurities into' the blood, causing ill health, while the pores in the ten yards of bowels do. Men and women are urged to drink each morning, before breakfast a 1 glass of hot water with a teaspoonful j of limestone phosphate in it, as a I harmless means of helping to wash j from the stomach, liver, kidneys and | bowels the previous day's indigestible j material, poisons, sour bile and toxins; ; thus cleansing, sweetening and purl- \ tying the entire alimentary canal be-' fore putting more food into the stom- i ttch. Just as soap and hot water cleanse and freshen the skin, so hot water and limestone phosphate act on the elim lnative organs. Those who wake up with bad breath, coated tongue, nasty taste or' have a dull, aching head, sallow com- i ple\ion, acid stomach; others who are j subject to bilious attacks or consti-1 pat ion, should obtain a quarter pound! of limestone phosphate at the drug store. This will cost very little but is sulficient to demonstrate the value | of inside bathing. Those who con-1 tinue it each morning are assured of i pronounced results, both in regard to | health and appearance. Advertise- j ment. Have Color in Your Cheeks Be Better Looking—Take j Olive Tablets If your skin is yellow—complexion pallid—tongue coated—appetite poor— you have a bad taste in your mouth—a lazy, no-good feeling—you should take j Olive Tablets. Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets—a sub- j Flitute for calomel —were prepared by ' J-A. Edwards after 17 years of study | ■U'ith his patients. Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets are a 1 "iruiy vegetable compound mixed with 1 olive oil. Vou will know them by their! olive color. I i you want a clear, pink skin, bright ' eves, no pimples, a feeling of buoy ancy like childhood days, you must get 1 a: the cause. I Jr. Edwards' Olive Tablets act on the liver and bowels like calomel—yet. have no dangerous after effects. They start the bile and overcome con stipation. That's why millions of boxes are sold annually at 10c and 2o& per 1 box. All druggists. Take one or two nightly and note the pleading results. The Olive Tablet Company, Colum bia, Ohio. f FUNERAL SPRAYQ ! r and d e S 1 g nO S Ncn Cumb Ja «l lorut Co* ft JVc%v CumbertuuUi I'M. \ J FRIDAY EVENING, I "Yes, Warren would do it," said I Tom. "I told him not to," and then I he laughted again. Helen was a fun ny sight, with her cheeks burning and her chin and throat glistening with J water. The water on her shirtwaist had soaked through to her skin, and she shivered a little. "Tom, how could you do such a thing?" said Babbie indignantly. "It was very rude, and I wouldn't blame Helen if she were furious at both of i you." "lit doesn't really matter at all," I said Helen, recovering her composure j and brushing the water away with her I napkin. "Of course it was a joke." And then she looked ruefully down at t her met shirtwaist. "I know It was a joke, but I am not | | fond of jokes of that kind," said Bab- i bie, her eyes flashing as they met Tom's across the table. ; •Warren continued to regard the en-l j tire thing as too funny for anything ] but laughter, and he was still laughing I immoderately. "Remember the night we played it on one of tho boys with cider?" Tom [ jsaid, to make the Joke general. "The I joke was on us," he explained to j I Helen. "You see, the top of tho glaas is perforated, and the cider was j too thick to run through the holes, so ; nothing happened." "Well, this will be the last, time, ; such a thing will happen if I know anything about it," said Babbie indig- ] nantly. "Margaret," she said to the; maid who appeared at this minute,": itako Mrs. Curtis' glass out and bring j ! her a goblet. Throw that glass in the | lash can, will you? And bo sure that | I it breaks." The End of the Glass "O, see here. Babble," said Tom, | recovering suddenly from his mirth, j ["Don't break it;* we can have lots of fun with the thing." | "No Tom Bell," said Babbie severc j I}'; "you have played your last Joke j with that glass, that is tinal." "Gee, that's a shame, old fellow," i said Warren; "and it's my fault, too. i It's tought to make you lose the thing, i Honestly, Babbie, it was all my fault," i he persisted. "Too late now," said Babbie se- j | verely as Margaret placed another i glass at Helen's place. "Would you j like to change your waist, dear? You J j can put on one of mine, and this one ] will dry while you are eating." Helen felt the front of lier waist! "No, it isn't bad enough for that, Bab- j bie; it will dry afterward when he are I sitting in front of the fire." i "Suro you won't take cold?" fjues-' tloned Babble. "Of course, dear; don't worry." Helen was frankly hurt at Warren's inconsiderate action. He had done it \ ■ for a Joke, of course, but he had not stopped to think of Just how uncom- 1 j fortable it might bo for her. Of | ; course, if more people had been pres i cnt he would have done it just the: same, regardless of Helen's feelings, I and that was what hurt. Helen did : I not blame Tom at all. He probably I U-ould do nothing with Warron. The : best thing for her to do was to treat | tho entire affair in fun. Nevertheless, . she was hurt to think Warren could ! be so thoughtless. i (Another incident In this human series will appear here soon.) — ■ WALKING COSTUME OF TWO MATERIALS : When Skating Is Over, This Frock Is Modish For the Street 8886 (With Basting Line and Added Seam Allowance) Skating Caps, Two Sizes, Women's, and Misses' or Girls'. 8893 With Basting Line and Added Seam Allowance) One-Piece Dress for Misses and Small Women, 16 and 18 years. ! Here is a really ideal skating costume that is, it is ideal for the indoor skatinj that is so much in vogue this winter; fot skating on the natural ice means thai 1 i something warmer and more protective might be required. The gown is a ' most attractive one, with a plain \ under bodice that is joined to tht 1 plaited skirt and with an entire!} | separate over bodice. The pepluir portions are arranged over the skirt, and attached to its upper edge. In th< picture, one of the plaid poplins is com' bined with plain satin. On the head it: worn one of the new caps, the crown o' which is extended to form a scarf whict is wound around the neck and fastener at the side. The two together make s thoroughly smart effect and the costumi is at once a fashionable and comfortabli one. The wide skirt allows perfect free dom of action and the scurf provides al the warmth required in the rink. Velvet with satin would make an exceedingly handsome visiting costume. ; Try Telegraph Want Ads iiiiiiiiTVTrrTiiLiiiuuiiiiiiiTiniiiioirAiiUiiyuUjlllllimuxnntTHTi 1 Collins Company i I Z A * 57 C H A L% Z Announce P H k v * =■ Their Spring Exhibit of Fine g.A 3 Clothes For Men, Women pR E and Children <>' : Saturday, March 25th, 1916 ■ f { HsWrO E In extending to you this invitation to come and view our opening dis- jjjj JH vK , M £ play for Spring, we have every reason to believe that you will not be disap- j| fj ' JS 0$ pointed, for in the ten years we have been in business, we have never shown 0 - 3 £ such a large variety of stylish Spring apparel for Women and Misses, nor m / " so many handsome Suits for Men and Boys. Our fast growing business wfc t ~ - **j compels us to carry larger stocks and you ewe it to yourself to see this 1 f|l PfjM ' wonderful stock of Spring Clothes before you buy. s Our Liberal Credit Plan to IP 2 The Collins Co. has always paved the way for persons of limited I\k m means to be dressed in the height of fashion and we now extend an invita- "* tion for you to come here, where your credit is unlimited, and select all the * new clothes you need and have them charged. Every transaction is strictly fj! fm jk ' M confidential, there will be no red tape or publicity. You will get the same ! ■fell K" H good values, the same low prices and the same courteous treatment and BK 3 Stunning Suits, Coats MEN! /fj -< and Dresses For Here Are Clothes ■pjjyfcj r S 3 * them jWll find every for't'he y'l^cr' man-aU L if~n 3 "Ck^ s Ld"nJ a mannfL a ctMe« the finishei , : m j M Stylish Coats in the new ve- "^j 1 J? 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Second St. = f - Harrisburg'a Biggest and Best • - : v " • h 3 t Credit Store ' U 3 p Alterations Free, Perfect Open Saturday Evenings p* J/' fi S C Fit Guaranteed Until 10 P.M. f T till 111 tmiITTTTTTTt tl 1111H11 linHIITVTJ Ul llllil 111 MHI 11 li 1 111 1115 San Francisco Girl to Drive War Ambulance Special to the Tele graph San Francisco, March 22. Miss Mary Erye, society girl of San Fran cisco anil the peninsula, is busy with preparations for a trip to France, ' where she will drive- a war motor I supply ambulance. She has applied for a passport, slating that she intends sailing from ; New York April 25. The same vessel j on which she sails will carry the ain- ! luilance she is to drive. It will be i supplied by the California branch of \ the emergency fund for the French 1 wounded. Divorces Second Wife to Rewed First One Special to the Telegraph Sail Jose, ('a!.. March 22.—A troth ijiliyliicU to his bride forty-one years HARRIBBURG TELEGRAPH ago by William H. Rogers, Democratic National Committeeman from Cali fornia and attorney, was renewed when he was married to his former wife, Martha Estelle Rogers. Between these two marriages Rog ers had married and divorced Anna Rent, a stenographer. Minister in Jail For Disobeying Promise Special to tht Telegraph Wilkes-Barre. Pa., March 22. j The Rev. Edward Gucwa, deposed j pastor of the Sacred Heart Church, is lin jail after having been adjudged in contempt for disobeying a promise I made Judge H. A. Fuller. "With sev enty-four followers he was Indicted !In connection with a church riot in which one man was killed and several li urt. It was then learned that Gucwa had secretly called a meeting of his followers. Judge Fuller sent the sheriff to capture him, which he did., ~ | Gucwa was then sentenced to pay I SSOO tine and spend three months in jail. "Deaf and Dumb," He Speaks to Policeman Special to the Telegraph San Francisco, March 22. —"Hello, I BUB" exclaimed Detective Thomas Hoertkorn, approaching a man at Powell and Ellis streets, who was placarded "Deaf and Dumb" and bus ily engaged in collecting small change I from sympathizing passersbv. | "Why, hello!" answered the sup posedly speechless mendicant, think ing ho recognized in Hoertkorn a I I man for whom he had once worked ; in the East. , "You're under arrest for vagran i cy," Hoertkorn told his prisoner, who . gave the name or William Welch. He ] was held in SI,OOO bail. MARCH 24, 10] ft. Hides S3OO in Barn; Finds Cow Eating It \ Dunham, N. C., March 22. —Lack- | ing faith in banks, a farmer near here secreted S3OO in bills in his ] barn. To-day he entered the build ing to find one of his cows contented ly mouriching the last of the bills. "That cow has no respect for money" was his only remark. HOW IT HAPPENED Kditor 1 am told that in your ac count of that fashionable wedding; you actually mentioned the groom's name. Don't you know that is con trary to custom? Reporter: Yes, I'm sorry, sir, but I you see it happened to creep in among ; the out-of-town guests. 4, —— . - n CASTORIA For Infants and Childm. Bears the sr i The Kir J You Have Always Bought T 1 * | ™* Balks at Buying Drinks For His Wife's Friends Special to the Telegraph Detroit, Mich., March 22.— Frank J. Kemmer told Judge Mandell that his wife: Dragged him to dancing parties and cabarets; Kissed her dancing partners In his prebence; Made him buy cocktails for her dancing partners: Took lessons in acting: Finally left him and went on the stage. Apart from that, said the husband, she was domestic by taste. Judge Mandell granted him a divorce de cree. 19