20 Your Ninety* First Birthday how are you going to celebrate it? You can live to celebrate it by eating the* right kind Oi foods. Give Nature a chance. Stop digging your grave with your teeth. Cut out heavy meats, starchy r oods and soggy pastries and ;at Shredded Wheat Bis ;uit. It supplies all the nu triment for work or pir.y with the least tax upon the digestive organs. ~ Made at Niagara Falls, N. Y. Kind Neighbors Cut Timber to Build Farmer's New Barn Special to the Telegraph Elizabethville, Pa., March 17. This week a large number of farmers living near the farm of William P. Lenker, whose barn burned down re cently, went into his woods and chopped enough trees to be used for Ihc frame lumber necessary to erect a new barn. This act of charity is re ceiving much comment in the valley and is highly appreciated by Mr. Lenker and his family. W HKRE OUR NAMES CAME FROM Once upon a time given names were the only names in use. One was Tom, I.Mck or Harry, and that was all there was about it. Our present surnames uro.se from nicknames. Thus Tom the Tailor became in time Tom Taylor and his descendants used Taylor as a family name. The most familiar of our surnames were taken from the occupations of our forefathers, as Smiths. Bakers, Brewers, etc. Many men. moving to new towns, had the name of the place from which they had come fastened upon them. Others took names like Pope, King and Bishop, from playing those parts in plays. Hogg and Bacon are simple. Purcell developed from pourcel, mean ing little pig. Gait and Grice are old dialect words of the same meaning. Tod meant fox, Fitchle was polecat, and so the keen student of language traces the beginnings of our names in the old dialects. Some of the nick names were originally distinctly lin • ompllmentary, as Seely for silly, Cameron for crooked nose, and Ken- ; nedy for ugly head. Grace developed : from grns or fat.—The American Boy. ' F OR MOSL E^C '° US » wholesome dessert of all B Hotel Astor Rice Custard. Hotel Aitor Rice Cuitard H 1/2 cup Hotel Astot Rice 1 Vt cups boiling salted water. Ka Cook in double boiler until rice is tender. To the hot rice add 1 quart hot boiled custard; blend thoroughly—chill and serve with whipped cream, crushed fruit or mg Beat four eggs in upper part of double boiler, dissolve in them two rounding tablespoonfuli of cornstarch. Add I quart of milk, V 2 cup sugar and 1 tea spoonful vanilla extract. Cook in double boiler until custard thickens. Stir fre ■ quently to prevent custard from becoming lumpy. Idm H Hotel Attor Ricm it told in tealed cartont only. BH 10c for a fall pound in the yellow carton. At meat rood imm. If joarß cannot topply job Mad 10c for fall poind cirtoa to I B. FISCHER & CO., Importers 190 Franklin St., New York City SLICED BACON 1 FRIDAY EVENING, HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH MARCH 17, 1916 CONDEMNS "TOO PROUD TO FIGHT" Lodge Arraigns Administration j in Speech Before Lynn Republicans Special to the Telegraph Lynn. Mass., March 17. Senator; Henry Cabot Lodge, of Massachusetts, . evoked wild applause last night wlien jin a speech before the Republican : j Club of Lynn, announcing his candi dacy tor re-election, he said: • "Let tt not be baid of us by our : I children that our motto was: " "Down with honor, Down with right, » Down with the flag; Too proud to fight.' "See to it that our children and our ; {children's children shall tie able to say of üb, even as we say of the men of the Revolution and of the Civil i War: "They fought the good fight, They kept the faith.' " Senator Lodge spoke not only of 1 the issues of the coming presidential | campaign, but of the position of the I United States in relation to the war- j ring Powers in Europe and to Mex- ; j ico. He said. In part; "Since 1864 there has been no elec- i j tion comparable in its meaning and ! I its results to that, now before us. This I is due to two facts—the unparalleled 1 condition of the civilized world owing to the war in Europe, and the con duct of the Democratic administra tion, which came into power on the 4th of March, ISI3. In my opinion, since the foundation of the Govern ment, with the exception of the Ad-] : ministration of Buchanan, there has| been no administration in power j which has been so injurious to the j 1 United States, both at home and j ; abroad, as that now in control at | ; Washington. "They began with the destruction | of the protective tariff. They left our producers open to a destructive com petition, and the consequences of this action were seen before the Ist of August, 1914. in languishing indus tries, diminished employment, lower ed revenues and increased taxation. "The European war had two ef fects; one was that it acted like a prohibitory tariff; the other was that the demand of Europe stimulated ab normally certain great industries and brought to the country large sums of money for their products. Despite j the protection which the war af-1, forded, other industries upon which! the war caused no demand st.lll re- j mained dull and languishing, and they have made no preparation to meet the | destructive and abnormally low-priced i competition which will come with the end of the war. "We mut«t pass beyond our own | borders if we would understand the j evils which have been wrovight by the I present administration and the] humiliations to which they have ex- j posed this country. The President I has said that he lias a single-track j mind, but it is a track interspersed I with so many turntables that it is not I always easy to find out the direction I in which the mind is running." OF INTEREST TO THE WOMEN "THEIR MARRIED LIFE" I Copyright by Interuatlvnal »n> Service "Where are you going?" called | Warren from the living room. "I was going arounc! to the store, j dear," said Helen, pausing. "Can't you telephone?" "it's 100 late for the boy to de-1 liver, and we need this for dinner," "Well, send Mary." "But Mary is busy getting dinner,] dear; she can't take the time." Warren subsided with a grumbled j remark about letting things go. ] "It's always the way," he said, as he j heard the door slam. "Something always needed at the last moment. No system about things, that's the t rouble." The trouble with Warren at the present moment was a perusal of! the monthly bills. This month they were larger than usual. Several things had been neede(% for the house and Helen had bought two i hats' and a new suit which were charged on the Croft & Ordway bill. Warren continued fingering j the papers for some minutes and then the key in the latch told him! that Helen was coming back. "Come in here and go over these ! things, will you?" he called. "I'll be right in, dear, just as soon as T give these things to Mary," and, Helen went Into the kitchen, to re-, tourn a few minutes later, her hat! and coat off and looking remark- j ably pretty. An Open Question "Do you want to go over the! bills?" she said sweetly. "I do hope! that you won't think I have been j extravagant, dear." "That remains to be seen: they! look pretty large to me." "But they were things we needed, j I haven't bought a thing that 1 wasn't absolutely necessary." "Here's one amounting to thirty- j four ninety-four. What are all these china Items?" "Don't you remember that you told j me to complete that set of dishes?" "Oh. yes: so that's what It is I have been trying to remember. "Well, I suppose that one is all i right." said Warren, folding It up i and putting it in his pocket. "Croft & Ordway's bill is next, j This is a whopper. I didn't know r FOODS THEY BUILD OR DESTROY Amazing but Rarely Suspected Truths About the Things You Eat. (Copyright. 1918, by Alfred W. McCann.) i Chapter 8S Tlie relationship l>otween the known causes of constipation mid the sus pected cause* of cancer Is based upon the unnatural loss of cellulose, min eral salU. colloids, and vitamin TO to which the nation's lnoakfast foods and brcadstaffs arc subjected before they are put on sale. Because it is true that constipation in the United States causes more hu man misery than drunkenness we shall not dismiss the subject until it is considered in connection with the prevalence of acidosis and cancer now on the rapid increase from coast to coast. The demand for laxative pills, cathartics and heart depressors for the relief of constipation and the headaches due to the absorption of retained toxines from congested intes tines overloaded with decay, is greater than the demand of the "morning after" for bracers. It Is needless to reassert this truth, for all of us know that if we ask any druggist what one so-called rem edy is most covered by the human race we shall be told that "constipa tion pills" sit on the mountain top of popular clamor for relief from dis tress. The average creature, who lives largely on food deficient in cellulose, fiber and mineral salts, needs no de scription of the misery which con stipation begets, but there is another warning for such creatures which should not be ignored. • Diagnosticians arc agreed that many of the ills which plague human nature are preceded by a history of constipation. They also agree on the proposition that freedom from consti pation averts many ills. They are not agreed upon the cause of cancer. Some of them believe that cancer is u premature aging and breaking down of the cells. They hold to the theory that certain cells be come aged while the tissues around them are still in a state of compara tive youth. The aging cells they say express their senility by returning to a more embryonic form and as they do so increase In number, thus resulting in the morbid growth which they call cancer.. In the opinion of many cancer spe cialists this faculty of multiplication Is one of the manifestations of de generating cells. Other cancer specialists hold to the proposition that cancer is the direct result of irritation, either mechanical or chemical, and that it may be pro duced bv the absorption of an un identified poison. Still others believe that it is pro duced by the invasion of a parasite yet unrecognized and too small to be discovered by the most powerful microscope. Yet. while they arc all In doubt about the origin of cancer, thej* all know that It Is increasing at the rate of 2.4 per cent, a year in the United States. Pre Horace Packard, of Boston University. discussing the cancer question before the Surgical and MIGHT AS WKLIi BE HAPPY . Alight as well be happy as the world goes roun'; j Ain't no use lookin' cross; jest shake your frown; Jest as like as not there's others— j Why not treat them all as brothers? Make 'em happy as the worP goes roun'. Keep off of the corners as the woiT goes roun'; You may lose your balance in your own home town; Plan things so's you's always busy. Keep yer head straight, don't get dizzy— Keep a-workin' as the worl' turns roun". Keep one eye on heaven as the worl' goes roun'; Never hit another feller when he's down; , When things look about the worse, Thinjc up some good Bible verse, God's a-listenin' as the worl' goes roun'. Might as well be happy as the woiT KOPS roun'; God Is in his heaven, an' he's lookin' down; Seiins jest that would give your back Strength enough to "keep the track"—■ Keep a-hopln' as the worl' turns roun'. —Clnrii W. \ngell, in The Christian JJU-iuh' I you paid so much for a suit. Which one is it?" "Why, dear, my blue suit that you selected yourself. Don't you re member I wanted a cheaper one and you wouldn't have It?" "No. I don't seem to remember. Why Two Hats? "Two hats. Why two?" "One was the little black straw hat and the other was that leather hat I bought for skating." "That's extravagance!" he snorted looking tip. "Well. I needed it, Warren; it looked out of plsce somehow to skate in a sweater and a tailored hat." Warren grumbled something. ' What's this, one cocktail mixer?" "That wedding present 1 bought for your salesman. Ton told me to buy something." "Where is it? I haven't seen it." "It just came home yesterday, and you were out last night." "Well, get it out and let me look it over. The idea of getting a pres ent like that for a salesman. They'll never use It." "But this is an extraordinary one," explained Helen. "It's really stun ning. I.ook, dear, it's in the form of a shrapnel; the top is the mixer, and the bottom Is filled with little giasses." Warren was examining the thing carefully. "By George!" he said, after he had taken It apart, "that's quite an invention." "Yes, you see. it looks like an ornament, and it really Is the latest thing, dear they were having a sale when I bought it." Mollified "We'll have to have one of these ourselves," said Warren eagerly. "Fred will never use this In a month of Sundays; I think I'll just keep this and you can get them something else." "Well. Is that all?" "Oh. just about all, I guess. I suppose you have been as careful as you could. I'll send checks for them. Be a little careful this month." Another instalment in this scries about everyday life will appear on this page shortly. Gynecological Society of the Amer ican Institute of Homoepathy at Chi cago, June 28, 1916, declared that demineralized foods form a factor in the development of cancer. "The human family is underfed in mineral food salts," he said. "A mo mentous fact is that the flour mills of the civilized world are busy elim inating every particle of iron, phos phorus. sodium, potassium, silicon, calcium, chlorine, magnesium and sul phur (mineral salts) from our staple food supply and sending out food ma terial rich in heats units but pitifully meager in energizing and immunizing material. "Since a critical examination of the habits of life of clviliaed cancer plagued people in comparison with the habits of primitive cancer-free people shows that the main differ ence between them is In a dietary poor in mineral salts among the can cer-plagued people and a dietary rich in mineral salts among the cancer free people, the most logical and ra tional course is to adopt this as a keynote to cancer treatment. "All forms of malisnant disease are possible only because of absence of or loss of Immunity. All animal life in normal .state of environment and supplied with nutriment bearing all the organic ingredients necessarv for the maintenance of disease-resisting vitality possesses in itself a protec tive immunity to cancer. "In view of the well-established fact that in the vegetable world an adequate supply of the earth's salts, phosphorus. potassium, iron mag nesium, silicon, calcium, etc., acta as a distinctive deterrent of parasitic life and makes {or vigorous disease-re sisting life, may we not assume as much for the animal world?" There is indeed a direct relation ship between the known causes of constipation and the suggested causes of cancer. This relationship is based upon the loss of cellulose, mineral salts, colloids and vitamine in our breakfast foods and breadstuffs. Take, for instance, the bran of wheat, which is one of the food ele ments lost to modern cancer-plagued civilization. Wheat bran consists of three layers, all of which contain larger proportions of cellulose or fiber than the interior of the grain. The two outer layers contain more of the phosphorus, calcium and Iron compounds than the other parts of the grain: while the innermost layer contains a special kind of pro tein. which, there is reason to believe, is the seat of the indispensible vlta mincs lost in the milling of wheat. As we have seen, bran Is not so "di cestible" as the first-patent flour for the reason that all of flrst-patent flour is absorbed whereas all of the hr«.n 'i not absorbed. The mistake of estlm«|nar the food value of anv food by its ability to undergo complete ab sorption has already been recognised by many authorities and it is now certain that the medical profession will soon give to the nonabsorbable food elements the importance which belongs to them. 'HOW l>T|> THEY GET THE NEWS? Ralph Pulitzer, who has Riven his experiences in the war zone in his just published book, "Over the Front in an Aeroplane," relates an interesting anecdote illustrating the astonishing activity of the German intelligence de partment. "One day," says Mr. Pulitzer, "when the Belgian army was being reuniformed in IchaUi, a certain regimen!, or chasseurs was ordered to leave thrir trenches right after dark that night to march to the rear for the purpose of having their new uni forms issued to them. An hour or two after they had received this order the Germans right, opposite them hoisted n great placard above their trenches. On it was a sign painted: 'Good-by, brave chasseurs! Run along to get your new uniforms at seventeen francs fifty apiece'!" HOY Kit memorial I:\KRCISES pfcial to the Teltgraph Halifax, Pa., .March 17. .As the | public schools were held under quar antine for three weeks. It was im possible to hold the Boyer memorial i 'lay exercises In accordance with the | previous announcement. They will be held in the auditorium on Frkiay even ling, March -1. CHARMING FROCK FOR YOUNG GIRL Quaint Little Bodice Worn Over Skirt of Embroidery or Fancy Frock By MAY MANTON J f ! -A i \ PHW bh y|l 1* J; .1 FvE. I 8927 (With Bar,ling Line and A tided Seam Allowance ) Girl's Dress, 10 to 14 years. No feature of the new fashions is more interesting than the persistency of the over-bodice idea. Here is a charming dress for the school girl-which shows that teature most attractively used. On the figure, the skirt is made from embroid ered flouncing, the tinder-bodice is made fro;n all-over material to match and the over-bodice is made of blue taffeta and the combination is a very attractive one. The frock is essentially smart and at the same time essentially simple. The straight skirt is simply gathered and joined to the tinder-bodice, and the over-bodice is ar ranged over it. The over-bodice is fin ished separately and closed at the back, but the shoulder edges arc buttoned to give a pretty effect. In the smaller view, there is a suggestion for making the ovcr bodice and the skirt of tafteta with the ur. tier-bodice of cr£pe tie chine. 1- or tlie 12 year size will be needed, yards of flouncing 29 inches wide with 2yards of material 36 for the under bodice and \\i yards for the over-bodice and belt. The pattern 8927 is cut in sizes for girls of 10 to 14 years. It will lie mailed to any address by the Fashion Deportment; of this paper, on receipt ot ten cents, ISLANDS FOR SALE By Frederic J. Haskin [Continued from Kditoriul Pagr.] The islands enjoy a moderate cli mate, the temperature rarely going be low seventy or above ninety degrees. During August, September and Octo ber when the south winds prevail, the atmosphere ia hot and sultry and many thunder storms occur. Earth quakes happen often, but are not vio lent enough to do any damage; occa sionally, there is a cyclone which does a great deal. On St. Thomas island almost the entire population lives in the town lof Charlotte Amelia. Lying on the [sides of three lofty hills, banked with tropical l'oliage, and with its front I street, a shaded driveway, skirting the I blue waters of the barbor, Charlotte Amelia has an extremely picturesque setting. Jn its prosperous days, before the headquarters of the large trad ing companies moved to the Barba does, the harbor was visited by war ships of every nation, which dropped anchor there between December and April. Begap, then, a round of social gayety. Dancee were given at the gov ernment house, and dinner parties, picnics and moonlight deck parties succeeded each other until the ships were off again. Now all this gayety has vanished and Charlotte Amelia is just a ciulet harbor settlement where living is very cheap. A large house with spacious grounds and verandas can be had for twenty-five dollars a Monti) and ser vants at from five to seven dollars monthly. Food is also inexpensive. There are plenty of vegetables and fruit, livestock is imported from Rico, and the surrounding wa ters abound in fish. The islands were first discovered by Columbus on Ills second voyage to America and were named by him the Virgin Isles. They were declared the property of Denmark in 1666 by one Erik Sniidt. at the head of a large trading company. Denmark has held them ever since, with the exception of a short interval in 1801 and again from 1807 to 1815, when they were captured and held by the Knglish as a war expedient. Peoples from almost every nation on the globe have settled here. The architecture of the Islands is a mixture of Danish, French, Span ish, English and Dutch, and the busi ness .signs are in various languages. St. Thorn".! was an old rendezvous of the.black-Hag fraternity, and the ruins of two t'orts built by pirates are still to be seen on the cliffs. Here, too, came the blockade runners during the Civil War and established a southern coaling station, which first suggested their military value to the United States government. Secretary of State Seward was the first to agitate the matter of purchas ing the island from Denmark during th.e Lincoln administration. The as sassination of Mr. Lincoln and the chaotic political situation which fol lowed delayed negotiations, but a treaty was finally ratified in Copenha gen, ceding the Danish West Indies to the t'nited States for the sum of $7,- ilOO.OOo; In the meantime President Johnson had succeeded to the White House, and a bitter feud raged be tween him and Congress. The fact that the administration was in favor of the pi:rfhase was enough to kill the treaty in the Senate, which declined to r&tlty. i "It ain't only what's in what they eats—it's what they gets out of it that counts. Give'em a food for breakfast, I says, that has a TIS lot in it. And let that lot be (gSfl such that their insides can I I take it all up, easy-like. | Give 'em t> plgMa J Cream of Barley im^i (At Your Grocer*) BIG REVIVAL AT IJSWTSTOWN Special to the Telegraph Lewistown, Pa., March 17. An other evangelistic campaign is to be opened here. With the Weigle cam Than That—GreatiV a What! you don't like graham crackers? m Then it's "dollars to clam shells" that you've \ m never eaten Sunshine Grahams. Yes —they % M are better. They're just as crispy and full- % M flavored as you'd like. Try some Sunshine M In each package of Takhoma Biscuit is a ■ paper doll in colors. Other packages of Sun- I shine Biscuits contain pretty dresses for her. 1 See list in Takhoma package. \ joQSE-\yiLES gISCUIT Q>MVAHt / pirn Makes Boys Grow f !ZJpjj Splendid for growing children because it is very jfv nutritious, tasty and wholesome. Children Wl JJ like it. But fQr their sake as well as your own . m? be sure it is— Cfe KBBBHB.m.IHI £ ,1 .3 " Try it with yomr next m»ml* §!fW» There are of necessity, many fradae of butter. There are several kinds of oleomargarine. _ Moxley's Special is always the same " —the best that can be made. Wm. J. Moxley, Inc., Chicago —Factory Branch**— M* _ 120-122 First A**., Plttiburfh, Pa. a * 117 Callowhill St., Philad*lphia, Pa. Write for 64 page book of xSRjSy w?p. Famous Recipes—FßEE. mmrnmmwmmmmmk paign just closed with over 600 con versions. Lewistown is to have another - waking up with a revival by the Ilev. f Thomas T. Lake in the Baptist - church. ,