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THE RAIN
After the heat it came, the rain—
Wth drops that were huge and bright.
And the weary earth raised its droop
ing head.
And smiled through the cloudy night.
And people offered an earnest prayer,
Who never had prayed before;
And beggars, gasping beneath the sky,
Laughed out as they asked for more.
And, kneeling low by her baby's couch.
Who was dying from heat and pain,
A mother sobbed, "It has come in
time—
"Thank God for the blessed rain!"
—Margaret E. Sangster, Jr., in The
Christian Herald Almanac.
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Oct 2% ounces Pinex (50 cents worth >'
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THURSDAY EVENING, HAKRISBURG K&fcjs TELEGRAPH MARCH 16, 1016.
SUBMARINE WAR
TO BE DISCUSSED
Reichstag Will Take l'p Mo
tives Underlying Berlin's At
titude Toward U. S.
By Associated Press
Berlin, March 15, via London, March
16. The Reichstag will probably
| devote Friday and Saturday of next
| week to open discussion of the inter
j national situation and political prob-
I lems which have arisen from Ger
| many's methods of submarine war
fare. A special committee of the
| Reichstag met to-day and found that
I there is a general desire of all parties
I lor a frank and open debate on the
1 motives underlying the government's
i attitude towards neutral powers and
lin particular towards the United
j States.
It is believed that Dr. Von Beth
mann-Hollweg. the Imperial Chancel
| lor. will decide to make a speech ex
] plaining the policy in accordance with
which Germany has conducted her
foreign affairs department and its
I reflex action on her internal policy.
In the present temper of a section of
| the Reichstag, the debate, it is ex
pected. will bring out some caustic
and unfriendly references to the
United States but the fact that ten
I days will have elapsed after what is
regarded as the immediate cause of
irritation will probably serve to tone
down the present bitterness openly
I expressed by certain members of the
I Reichstag.
j The ways and means committee of
the Prussian Diet to-day crossed
swords with the administration re
| garding the Diet's competence to dis
! cuss the American and other issues of
; foreign and military 1 policy. Herr
' Inner, spokesman of the conservative,
party defended the claims of the Diet
to the right of criticism. Foreign
Minister Von Jagow while admitting
the Diet's right to discuss anything it
saw tit, declared that the government
could not and would not accept ad
vice or criticism on those matters
which are beyond the competence of
the Prussian parliament.
The newspapers generally refrain
from alluding, even guardedly to the
source of the conflict.
Admiral Von Tirpitz Is
Withdrawn With Honors
Amsterdam, March 16. A semi
official statement issued in Berlin
says:
"The withdrawal of Admiral Von
Tirpitz from the naval ministry takes
place with all honors. His resignation
is generally regretted in view of his
great services in making of the Ger
man fleet the highly valuable instru
ment which it has proved to bo dur
ing the course of the war.
"The choice shown in the selection
of his successor is a guarantee that
with regard to methods of naval war
fare no change will take place. Ad
miral Von Capelle worked with Ad
miral Von Tirpitz and his assumption
of office means that there will be no
alteration in the naval policy of the
late minister. The submarine war
fare will he prosecuted on the lines
outlined in the recent memorandum
to neutral powers."
Change Does Not Signify Any
Modification of U-Boat War
Berlin, March 15, via London, March
16. A change in the head of the
Ministry of Marine is now an accom
plished fact. It is officially slated
that in order to avoid misunderstand
ing and wrong conclusions it must be
noted that this change does not signify
any modification in the submarine
policy of the German government,
which is based unwaveringly on the
memorandum of February 2 last, is
sued by the Foreign Office to neutral
powers regarding the government's
intention to destroy armed merchant
vessels of enemy countries: nor is
there any intention to change or
weaken its policy in any respect. It
may be said, however, that no sharp
ening of the submarine warfare may
be expected and that efforts which
have been made to have the sub
marine warfare extended to neutral
shipping bound to and from enemy
ports have no chance of success.
It lias been indirectly reported that
the Wolff Bureau, German semioffi
cial news agency, has announced that
Admiral Alfred Von Tirpitz, German
minister of marine, has retired on ac
count of illness and that Admiral Von
Capelle, director of the administra
tion department of the admiralty, has
I been appointed his successor.
ELOPING TO WED
SOLDIER BOY
[Continued From First Page.]
called for the girl at police head
quarters.
While Pauline was sobbing in the
next room. Mrs. Wike this morning
told the story of the girl's infatuation.
The mother claims Miss May Sprow,
her daughter's chum, was responsible
for Pauline's attempt to leave home.
Joined "Correspondence Club"
"Pauline, soon after she met May,
sent her name to a correspondence
club, somewhere in the West, I be
lieve. Ever since then she has been
getting letters and pictures regularly
from a number of persons, most cf.
'hem men. One of them claimed that
he way a private in the army and sent
Pauline a picture, which ho said was
of himself.
"She corresponded, too, but I didn't
f hink she would leave home. She
•night have fallen into the snares you
hear so much about these days, for
"he never saw the man who wanted to
marry her.
"She was all Hght and listened to
me until she met those other girls, and
since then she has sent pictures away
and corresponded for months. Her
father is almost overcome with grief
because she tried to run away and get
married. And only 17 years old, too,"
the mother sighed.
Loves Soldier-Boy
Last night at police headquarters
t the girl told her story of love for the
I private in the army and said that she
received a letter from him asking her
to join him in Washington.
Mrs. Wike called at the police sta
tion last night, after the detectives had
brought the girl there, and took her
home again. This morning the girl's
mother destroyed all the photographs
and letters her daughter had received.
Pauline left her home last evening
about 6.80 o'clock and met the other
girl. When she did not return home,
her mother became suspicious and the
police were given a description of the
girls and told to be on the lookout for
them at the station. They were found
in a restaurant in Market street just
ns they were about to leave to board
| a train for Washington.
TO PREVENT RUST
■ Tools which are kept In a damp
! cellar can be protected from rust very
easily, if a pan containing unslacked
lime is placed under the bench. The
moisture is entirely absorbed by the
lime.—Popular Science Monthly.
U. S. May Take Steps to Punish Mexican Bandits
Top: MAJOR GENERAL FREDERICK FUNSTON, COL. H. J. SLOCUM
Below: BRIGADIER GENERAL JOHN J. PERSHING
Washington, D. 0., March -It is said nt the White House that vigor
ous steps will bo taken to punish the Viliista bandits, who under the personal
leadership of Francisco Villa, rode into Columbus, N. M„ and killed seventeen
American citizens, among them United States soldiers.
Colonel H. J. Siocum was in command of the soldiers who were killed
and who fought off the bandits. He reported to his superior. Brigadier Gen
eral John J. Pershing, who is in command of the troops along the border. In
case a military move is made against the bandits, Major General Frederick
Funstonr in command of the American troops in the southwest, will take
charge. '
SCENE LEADS TO
CHAPEL LECTURES
[Continued From l'irst Page.]
really, truly way the world-old expres
sion of Mr. Will Shakespeare's tale of
the lady who leaned from a balcony I
some years ago.
And one of Central's prettiest, dark
eyed brunettes (which is taking some
discriminatory chance!) and one of
Central's most dashing, devil-may
care, blase athletes played the title
part. That the foot of the broad stair
way, in plain view of the OFFICE
and frowning teaching corps, subbed
for the time being as a balcony, is a i
mere difference of detail in stage sot
tint? that is neither here nor there.
The high lights in (he little scene
thai set all Central by (he ears, fig
uratively speaking, of course, are
these:
On the "Sub"' Balcony
Said dashing, etc., athlete (so the
slory goes), in aihletic clothes, was
en route to be photographed again.
Central's prettiest brunette was on her
way to recitation. The brownest eyes
of Central, the prettiest mouth of Cen
tral (this is the high school reporter's
descriptive stuff, mind you!) smiled;
Juliet, of 1916, leaned from the balus
trade. And the athlete (so the story
runs) did just what most anyone else
would have done.
"Aren't you going to kiss me 'good
by' ?"
"Yes!"
Oh, Mercy!
Whether maid or youth voiced ques
tion or answer is a trifling matter:
sufflceth it to say (here was that old
fashioned sound that would have star
tled the sleepiest horse into a .log trot;
a suppressed shriek from groups of
classmates on the stairs; a scamper of
small feet heavenward; much flashing
of silk stocking and yellow and gray
gaiters; faculty hands and eyes up
lifted in horrified amazement;, an
audible snigger from hurriedly depart
ing athletes; the slam of doors-
Later (la, how the slory runs) there
were two distinct and separate soli
tary lectures with Professor Dibble as
lecturer an<l the prettiest brunette and
the dashing, etc., athlete as respective
lectures. In face of the evidence there
was pointblank denial, to wit:
The Denials
"Why, Professor, 1 DIDN'T kiss
HIM. HE kissed ME!"
"Say. Prof, honest, I DIDN'T kiss
HER. SHE kissed ME!"
Then, still later, the earnest lectures
behind the closed doors of chapel
wherein certain things about the be- I
havior of young men and young ladies 1
of high school age were the chief sub- 1
jects of discussion.
Just how the denials of the prlncl- I
pals were reconciled is a matter of the j
secret archives of the OFFICE. But,
if the statement which Principal Dlb- j
ble is reputed to have made thereon I
can be accepted, the stories dove- '
tailed except in this single detail— j
The distance between their lips!
Orpet Prosecution Relies
on Miss Davis' Story
— :
JOMCJVfIHK Q/fWS.'
Chicago, 111.. March 1.-—lt is ex
pected that Miss Josephine Davis,
chum and confidant of Miss Marian
Lambert, victim of the Lake Forest,
111., tragedy, will be the chief witness
for the prosecution when William
■ Orpet is put on trial for the murder of
the girl.
It is declared that the only two per
sons who knew how the pretty high
school girl died are Miss Davis and
I Orpet.
FORECASTS TREND
OF AUTO INDUSTRY
I Predictions or John N. Willys
Have Since Been
Confirmed
Possessed with an uncommon
amount of business sagacity and
knowing the automobile situation like
a, book, John N. Willys, president, of
i the Willys-Overland Company Is re
garded by many as the oracle of the
motor car industry.
Ills ability to forecast coming
events is nothing short, of marvelous.
A year ago he made a predic
tion to the effect that when the 1916
shows took place there would be at
least five 12-cylinder cars on exhibi
tion. And when the twin sixes were
counted this year it was found that
he had foretold the exact number.
This was but another striking ex
ample of the foresight and keen busi
ness acumen of the Toledo manu
facturer. Not. only has he the ability
to in advance, but his knowl
edge of the different phases of the
enviable reputation ot being one of
the best posted men in the field.
In 1913 and the year following his
calculations as to what the public
would demand were almost uncanny,
lie foretold the type, size and price
that would meet with the approval of
the majority of motorists. That he
was correct is evidenced by the fact
J ,A hfi total Production, amounting
to 90,000 cars for the two-year period,
was not nearly enough to supply the
demand.
Another prediction made by Mr.
Willys a year ago was that the Over
land factory would be shipping 600
ears a day before the end of 1915.
At that time the Toledo plant was
setting the pace for all motor car
manufacturers with the exception of
one. Its daily output was averaging
around 130 cars, but even though its
growth had been phenomenal, few
people outside of Mr. Willys believed
it possible to quadruple its production
during the year just passed.
However before the end of Septem
ber the factory had fulfilled tho pre
diction oi its president. Not only did
I Mr. Willys make good on his 600-car
a-day program but he increased the
manufacturing facilities of the plant
so that it is now possible to build
[ 100 machines every 24 hours,
j Time arter time he has pitted his
business judgment against that, of ex
j perts in some particular line and the
result invariably has been tho same.
; Before the war sent prices soaring.
I the material market was at normal.
; Many manufacturers bought only
| enough of the raw products to last
I them through the next season. Willys
however, decided to take advantage of
| the low prices and the result is that
j while most every automobile manu
facturer in the country is clamoring
to-day for materials at any price, the
Overland is provided with ample sup
plies to take care of its entire 1916
production.
On aluminum alone the Willys-
Overland Company has been able to
save throe and one-half million dollars
while the saving on steel amounts to
another million. It is due primarily
to these economies that the Toledo
concern was able to deduct $55 from
the original price of its Model S3B
even in the face of a rising material
market.
50,000 BIRD MEX NOW FLYING
To the average American, the
aeroplane still Is a wonder, a miracle,
a creation of magic. In Europe men
have become so accustomed to it, that,
children now talk of becoming "avia
tors" as they would of becoming
"policemen." Counting both pilots
and observers, there are more than
50,000 men now in Europe in dally
flights above ground. The number in
creases from day to day and before
the war is ended it is possible that the
number will liave reached 100,000.
A hundred thousand human beings
taking to the air every day—and onlv
six years ago Glenn 11. Curtiss made
his first long flight down the Hudson
river a wonderful feat chronicled
in the press of the world!— Popular
Science Monthly.
OUR RIG BIRD SEED RIM,
When one watches a canary daintily
picking at Its little box of bird seed,
one Is not likely to reflect upon the
large quantity of that food which is
eaten every year. Nevertheless, dur
ing the past year the canaries of this
country consumed a total of four mil
lion seven hundred and four thousand
\ six hundred and twenty-five pounds,
or two thousand three hundred and
fifty tons of bird seed. At the ad
vanced price of five and one-half cents
a pound which has been tn force since
the war made it difficult to Import
this material, the tiny birds have cost
their owners two hundred and fifty
eight thousand seven hundred and
fifty-four dollars and eighty-eight
cents. —Popular Science Monthly.
Be Diamond Wise
We'll Pay You to Wear Diamonds —
rather an unusual condition of affairs, you say! Well, this is an unusual
Diamond Sale, and we'll do just that—pay you to wear Diamonds. And
what could»be more desirable that a perfectly-cut Blue-White Diamond;
its purity of the first water?
Diamonds have never decreased in value. Rather, they have steadily
increased and arc going still higher. The war is one cause, for England,
controlling the l)iamond mines, has withdrawn her working capital and
closed the mines. When the war ends, England cannot at once resume
operations, owing to lack of capital. Diamond values will be forced higher
still. A diamond purchased to-dav will be worth from 5 to 20 per cent,
more in a year or two. In fact my agreement with every purchaser of a
diamond bought during this One Month's Diamond Sale is to buy back the
stone in three or four years if offered, at full purchase price plus the same
interest your bank would pay you on the sum invested, for having worn
the Diamond.
Just prior to a recent increase in Diamond prices, I made a trip to
New York and personally selected and purchased $20,000 worth of Dia
monds. This magnificent stock permits you to secure some real Diamond
bargains, making your selections from hundreds of fine stones.
Prices Range From SSO to S4OO
And others as high as STOO.
[TO BUY NOW IS WISE ! I Our Diamond Stock i
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STORY OF RUSS
GUERILLA WAR
IS FASCINATING;
Harassed and Worn Down |
Tired Germans All
Winter
Petrograd, March 1. —(Correspond-
ence of the Associated Press. —When
the history of Russian guerilla war
fare on the northern front during the
past winter is written it will prove a
fascinating and remarkable story. Al
though little has appeared about it
in the press, it has accomplished some
important results and the general
staff has frequently commended it tn
the highest terms. The people speak
of it as "our little war."
Through the long winter months,
when the regular operations are im
possible. the Russians have kept, nt
this guerilla activity with the Idea at
wearing down the Germans and un
dermining their morals.
Late last autumn schemes for the
conduct of guerilla warfare were in- j
vited from the army, while it was I
stili engaged In the long and steady
withdrawal before the German inva
sion. Every smart young officer has
tened to draw \ip his ideas of the best
means of wearing down the enemy.
The plan finally adopted was one pro- ,
posed by a young cavalry officer. His i
scheme encouraged officers and men
to volunteer for this dangerous serv
ice bv assuring them of promotion,
honors and money rewards care be-|
In"- taken to frame the conditions so i
that onlv the best men of any rank j
had a chance of getting Into the new
branch of service. One of the condi
tions was that nothing whatever was
to be published of the exploits of |
those chosen, and the only occasion ,
when this rule has been broken was j
when the author of the scheme cap
tured two German generals and their
whole staff and escort In the Pinsk j
marshlands. I
The work has been going on with- j
out intermission throughout the win
ter over the whole northern front, j
The enemy has never known a quiet
night anywhere within fifty miles of j
his front trenches and in some sec
tions this feeling of threatened secur
ity was made to extend a hundred |
miles into the territory occupied by I
the Germans. Storehouses were tired, i
ammunition trains exploded, trains de
railed, bridges dynamited, telegraph j
wires cut, officers and dispatch riders j
waylaid, villages filled with exhausted j
sleeping men were attacked or set on i
Are —this was the kind of exploit that j
the Russian guerillas kept up con- |
tlnuously. Its nearest counterpart Is
found in the guerilla activity which
so harassed the northern troops dur- j
ing the American Civil War. except
that the Russian scheme has been far
more complete.
The Germans at first sought a rem
edy in reprisals upon the scanty re
maining population of the occupied ,
districts, but after a short time they
began to realize that this was a mis
take. as It only added to the numbers
of their intangible foes.
ARREST 17 VKXTCAN'S
By Associated Press
I>os Angeles, Cal., March 16.—Sev
enteen Mexicans were arrested here on
an Atchison, Topeka and Santa Ke
train which arrived early to-day from
San Diego. They were held by the
police on suspicion of having violated
the neutrality laws of the United
States. It Is alleged they were re
sulting for service with Villa In
Mexico. i
DRINK HOT WATER AND RID
JOINTS OF RHEUMATIC RUST
Why rheumatism and lumbago sufferers should drink ohosphated
hot water each morning before breakfast
rlMr§^P~ RUST OF
« ji^ HEUMAT,SM
Just as coal, when it burns, leaves
behind a certain amount of incombus
tible material in the form of ashes, so
the food and drink taken day after
day leaves in the alimentary canal a
certain amount of indigestible mate
rial, which if not completely elimi
nated each day, becomes food for the
millions of bacteria which infest the
bowels. From this mass of left-over
waste material, toxins and ptomaine
like poisons, called uric acid, Is
formed and then sucked into the
blood where it continues to circulate,
collecting grain by grain in the Joints
of the body much like rust collects on
the hinge as shown above.
Men and women who suffer from
lumbago, rheumatism or sore, stiff,
aching joints should begin drinking
phosphated hot water, not as a
means to magic relief from pnin, but
to prevent more uric acid forming in
the system. Before eating breakfast
each morning, drink a glass of real
hot water with a teaspoonful of lime
stone phosphate in It. This will first
neutralize and then wash out of the
stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels
The New Labor Law
The new Workmen's Compensation Act is now in ef
fect. If you are an employer of labor you should be
familiar with every ph "ase of this most important pieco
of legislation. We are prepared to supply this act in
pamphlet form with side headings for easy reference.
Single copies 25c with very special prices on larger quan
tities.
The Telegraph Printing Co.
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the previous day's acumulation of
toxins and poisons; thus, cleansing,
sweetening, and freshening the en
tire alimentary canal, each morning,
before putting more food into the
stomach.
A quarter pound of limestone phos
phate costs very little at the drug
store but is sufficient to' make any
rheumatic or lumbago sufferer an en
thusiast on the morning inside bath.
Millions of people keep their joints
free from these rheumatic acids by
practicing tills dally internal sanita
tion. A glass of hot water with a;
teaspoonful of limestone phosphate,
drank before breakfast, is wonder
fully invigorating: besides, It is an
excellent health mesisure because it
cleanses the alimentary organs of all
the waste, gases and sour fermenta
tions, making one look and feel clean,
sweet and fresh all day.
Those who try this for one week
may find themselves free from sick
headaches, constipation, bilious at
tacks, sallowness, nasty breath and
stomach acidity.
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