6 StopTresting Catarrh Symptoms! femora the Caw—lJ \A/ HAT most people be- use in such cases for nearly lieve to be the disease half a century to be a most Catarrh, is really only a powerful antidote to poisons symptom. in the blood. The most common symp- S.S.S. is a scientific torn of the presence of Ca- blending of the extracts of tarrh in the system is an in- certain native roots and flamed and tender condition herbs which act directly on of the breathing passages the blood. Its action is to and the blocking of throat cleanse and purify and and nostrils witn mucuous. strengthen the blood corpus- It is a frequent mistake to cles so they fight off disease, treat this symptom and neg- Because of this function lect the actual disease that S« S. S. is the one remedy causes it. that goes to the soorce of Catarrh is the result of the trouble and removes the poisons and impurities i n cause of catarrh, the blood. These impurities If you suffer from catarrh must be removed before the in-any of its forms, don't be disease can be cured. misled into tre at i n g the The use of washes, nasal symptoms, take S.S.S. and douches and soothing remove the cause of the creams on the irritated local trouble, membranes, can have but Druggists all over the little effect—they merely Country can supply you ease the local irritation but with S. S. S. —be sure you do not reach the disease. get the genuine; "just-as- Catarrb is a disease of the good" substitutes are never blood. To cure it you must as good, go to the seat of the trouble. The Swift Specific C&, S. S. S. has proved in its Ca. PAPFS DIM FOR INDtGESnON-TTS FINE The Moment It Reaches Your Stomach all Pain, Gases, Sourness, Acidity and Heartburn Goes Don't suffer! In a few moments all Momach distress will go. 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WEDNESDAY EVENING, HARRJDBBURG TELEGRAPH FEBRUARY 23, 1916. fifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any drug store and put your stomach right. Don't keep on being miserable—life is too short —you are not. here long, so make your stay agreeable. Eat what you like and digest it; enjoy it, without dread of re bellion in the stomach. Pape's Diapepsin belongs In your home anyway. Should one of the fam ily eat something which doesn't agree with them, or in case of an attack of indigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis or stomach derangement at daytime or during the night, it is handy to give the quickest, surest relief known. quack physician," Dr. Huffman said. "It would also save the working popu lation with an lneome of less than $1,200 a year from the great hardship of doctors' bills. "The system is to have the govern ment pay each physician who chooses to enter the plan an annual fee from each patient who comes to him. The ; number of patients each doctor would have would be limited, and patients could transfer from one doctor to an- I other at will. "This will place medical practice on j a better economic basis. When med ical practitioners are paid to keep ■ people well instead of when anyone ' becomes sick, we will have removed s all incentive to quackery." mentation has discovered a new rem edy which is 37 times more powerful than Uthia in removing uric acid from the system. It you are suffering from backache or the pains of rheu matism, go to your best store and ask for a 50-cent package of "Anuric" put up by Dr. Pierce. If he does not keep it, you can obtain a large trial pack age by sending 10 cents to Dr. Pierce, or 50 cents in stamps for full treat ment. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip tion for weak women and Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery for the blood have been favorably known for the past forty years and more. They are standard remedies to-day—as well as Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets for the liver and bowels. You can have a large trial package of any one of these remedies in Tablet form by writ ing Dr. Pierce and enclosing 10c. Advertisement. FOODS THEY BUILD OR DESTROY Amazing but Rarely Suspected Truths About the Things You Eat. (Copyright, 1816, by Alfred W. McCa'nn.) CHAITER 23 Tlie thyroid gland, dependent upon food in literals.for its health. Is n poi son destroyer. Disaster follows when this gland is deprived of its food, lodine. We shall now consider one more in stanoe ofthe subtle relationship exist ing between the food minerals and the health of the body. There are slandp In the neck called the thyroids, .the Importance of which, in the econ omy of life's processes, was never sus pected until Breisaeher, Plum. Kishi and Bryce made it clear that the thy roids, like every other organ or gland of the human body, were really created for a special purpose. Sometimes when the thyroid be comes diseased It attains an abnormal size, swelling out in the form of a great lump above the neck. At other times when even more seriously dis eased its enlargement may be almost unnoticeable, except to the touch. It has been almost conclusively es tablished that' In the proper function ing of the thyroid It depends in a lit tle understood manner upon the com pounds of food iodine. We have seen how the food min erals help to build up the body. We have also seen how they help to tear down the tissues. In the processes of assimilation and elimination they are equally important. In this work of elimination the food mineral iodine and the thyroid gland, whioh iodine affects profoundly, are actively engaged, thus helping to rid the body of many of its enemies and defending it against the assault of disease. Let us see how the thyroid gland operates and then we shall under stand why food iodine is essential to health. Alexander Bryce hit* proved that the intestinal decomposition of meat produces poisonous products of putre faction which are absorbed by the walls of the bowels and which, hav ing: thus entered into the system, be come powerful irritants. They thus produce an increase in the connective tissues of the organs and blood ves sels, setting up what the doctors call hardening of the arteries, senile de cay, tumors, and cancers. Metchnikoff long ago suggested that to aid the body in its effort to protect itself against these poisonous products nature has provided poison-destroving organs, among which is the thvroid gland. Breisacher has proved that the poi sonous products of digestion will quickly kill a dog if the thyroid gland is removed, although after its re moval the life of the animal can be Indefinitely prolonged if it is fed upon bread and milk. His experiment conclusively estab lished the function of the thyroid as a poison destroyer. TURKS ARE BRAVE ALMOST TO POINT OF FOOLHARDINESS In Gallipoli Just Before the Evacuation They Exhibited the Utmost Daring Sydney, Australia, Feb. 23. —(Corre- spondence of the Associated Press). — Some Interesting incidents of the last days of the allied operations on the Gallipoli peninsula are reported in de layed correspondence from the official press representative with the Austral ian forces at the Dardanelles. He tells of the daring- manner in which the Turks sought to learn the extent of the withdrawal of the allied forces, and he pays tribute to the Turk as an enemy. "Four days ago," he writes from Anzac, without date, "just as the first light began .to broaden into a bitter wintry dawn at 7 o'clock in the morn ing the Australian sentries as they blew their ungloved fingers behind the parapets at Quinns Post saw about thirty Turks creeping up from behind the hummocks of broken earth which separate our front trgnch from that of the Turks. Their heads appeared about fifteen yards away. Twenty-six of them—or thereabouts—were crawl ing down into a small depression be tween the trenches where for the mo ment they were hidden from this part of the line. But the other four came boldly across straight to the center of Quinns trenches. For a particular reason our men let them come. They walked straight up to the slanting wire netting screen set on sloping frame work which protects our trench from their bombs—the Turks have just such another fifteen or twenty yards away —caught hold of It in their hands and pulled two short lengths of it down. They threw In half a dozen bombs— there was a scatter to each side amongst our men in the trench; and then into the trench jumped the lead ing Turk. "He had a rifle In his hand with bayonet fixed. He landed on his feet, turned to his right and strode down the trench. Four men were leaning against the wall of the trench wounded by the bombs. He pushed past them and straight Into the dark mouth of our bombproof—that is to sav a section of the trench with a tight roof of earth and beams overhead. As he strode Into the darkness, just in the mouth of it, a sergeant met him. The sergeant was coming the other way, also with his bayonet. The two faced each other in the narrow way. They parried and guarded past. The Turk seized the sergeant's bayonet and the sergeant wrenched it away. But by LOOKING FOR WORK Everywhere men complain about work; even boys and girls in school or business find work tedious and irk some, but it isn't the work half so much as their own lack of physical strength that makes it hard. Rich blood, strong lungs and health ful digestion make work pleasurable in business, in school or even house work, and if those who are easily tired —who are not sick, but weak and ner vous—would just take Scott's Emul sion for one month and let its pure concentrated food create richer blood to pulsate through every artery and vein—let it build a structure of healthy tissue and give you vigorous strength —you would find work easy and won id look for more. Insist on Scott's. Scott & Boirac, Uoomficld, N. J. iS-» Both Plum and Kishi were brought to the conviction after a series of ex periments that the function of the thy roid gland is to neutralise the poisons derived from the putrefaction of al bumen in the intestines. An exclusive diet of eggs causes a condition among children which their parents term "biliousness." This so called "biliousness'' is pimply the re sult of self-poisoning through the im perfect elimination of the protein poi son. In children some glands do not de velop untl their twelfth, thirteenth, or fourteenth year of life. Hence the child lacks its assistance in taking care of these poisons and eliminating them from the system. It is for this reason that beef ex tracts,. which contain alkaloids that no infant or .Invalid should be per mitted to swallow, become under many conditions dangerous food. People in a feeble state of health, who are put on a beef tea diet, are frequently made worse because of the Imperfect functioning of the thyroid and other glands. These alkaloids stimulate and bring about*a state of functional excitement. Functional ex citement does not mean invigoration. Neither beef nor beef extract con tains the merest trace of iodine, yet it has been established that the thy roid depends for its activity upon the presence of iodine compounds ab stracted from food. It has been further established that animals, during the period when they feed on fresh grasses and the seeds of grasses, In accordance with the dic tates of the Book of Genesis, have much more active thyroid glands. The Chicago packers have taken ad vantage of this phenomenon to manu facture the thyroid extracts advertised in the medical journals. The investigations of Seidell and Fenger on animals shipped to the Union Stockyards, in Chicago, from all parts of the United States led to a surprising discovery. It was shown by these experimenters that the per centage of lodine found in the. liealthv thyroid glands of sheep anil hogs was about three times as much between June and November, when the ani mals were allowed to feed naturally on green pasture, as that found be tween December and May, when thev were fed on many impoverished com mercial by-product foods. It was also curiously noted that the .thyroid glands become larger during the months In which their low iodine content was observed, indicating some relationship between the iodine and the swelling of the glands. What effect had the removal of the lodine from the food of the 1.600,000 children under ten years of age who have died in the United States during the last four years upon the health of those children prior to their deaths? this time an unwounded Australian was coming' up the trench from behind the Turk. That sealed the man's fate. He was bayoneted from behind and before at the same moment and a shot from a third man also hit him. He fell dead on to the narrow floor of the trench. His comrades had run away—l believe they scattered in front of our bombs. The Iron Crescent "On the breast of the brave man, who lay there dead in the bottom of the trench, our men noticed a little sti ip of bright color. It was a couple inches of ribbon twisted through his buttonhole—a bright cherry-colored ribbon with a narrow white stripe near either edge of it. It. was redder with his blood, but there was no mis taking its identity. "It was the ribbon of the Iron Cres cent. Jt Is the first time anyone here has seen it. The Turks have insti tuted— or the Germans have instituted for them—a decoration on the pat erl} of the German iron cross, except that in the Turkish order the ribbon is red instead of black, and the medal is f»,^ re « Ce i lt J ns , tead of a or °Bs. This was the 'irst "lurk we have come across who had gained one. He was clearly chosen to lead this exceptionally dar ing- reconnoissance on account of the bravery which won him the cross on some former occasion. And the deed which he performed on this occasion f £ I b . rave as an >' man could do. The Turks, who are quite as well aware of any difficulties that there may be in our position here during the winter as we are ourselves, and who have read all the discussions In Par liament and the London papers as to whether we should hold on here or leave the peninsula, have for the past t Y°.. we f ks been constantly feeling at night, to see whether our trenches were any less strongly held. They have tried all along the line —and the place where they tried first, with one f3l' o, \: VaS Q ,linns - Obviously to lead the attempt from so deadly a post as Quinns they chose this brave man —it is said that at one time the Turks had to offeu noncommissioned rank to every man who went, into the Turkish Quinng trenches. If ever a man de served an honor, this man did. "The people who have seen that lit tle strip of red ribbon and who have seen the sort of deed that gained it— that is to say the only people whose opinion on the subject is worth any thing—do not laugh "at the iron cres cent any more than they would at the General Gordon or Joan of Arc. The war is no more likely to be won by sneering at iron crescents than by the Germans making fun of Victoria crosses: the great deed that J 1 ?!, bee " do » e not In the least al lied b> the fact that some people are too ignorant to recognize it or respect l !, re a fool,sh type of criticism which we have seen in some newspa pers which seems to wonder whether we can fight the Turks as well as we otherwise should when the troops in the peninsula so obviously do not hate them. One might ask these people how much better they expect us to light anyway. But it is sufficient to wonder since when has it been im possible for tliq British race to fight an enemy if it respects him. To Our Dear Enemy "For very assuredly the same inca pacity, in that case, must affect the lurks as well as the Australians and New Zealandera. Some curious inci dents which happened a few weeks ago help to prove this. T think the Turks are celebrating either a feast or a fast. Anyway, near daybreak one morning, there came out of their trenches at Quinns a packet tied to a string, thrown so that it lobbed near our parapet and lay out side between the trenches. Of course our sentries waited for it to explode or tls£ss or burst into smoke or for some such devilry. The sergeant near it looked at it very carefully through a periscope. While he was looking Turkish hands must have come up and waved and then 1 a cautious head. A head on our side went up too and gradually - a line of heads ou each parapet; and before the sergeant knew what was happening the man next liim had climbed up on to the parapet and stepped round the netting and into the deadly area between the trenches and was bringing back the packet. "It wos a small packet of cigarets A iul in it acrawletl in indelible pencii r,"rj i.i snellod French were the words, 'A Notrs Hcrox ennemis,' 'To our heroic enemies.' "Of course eo:ne return had to be A fresh, lively "roll your own" cigarette of "Bull" Durham is as quickening and inspiring as the roll of drums or the "get busy" notes of a bugle call. "Bull" Durham is the smoke of the red-blooded —the bright and breezy smoke that goes with youth ful enthusiasm and energy. GENUINE BULL DURHAM SMOKING TOBACCO No other tobacco in the world has the unique, mellow-sweet mildness or the delightful aromatic fragrance of "Bull" Durham. Ask for FREE Made of rich, ripe Virginia-North Caro package of "paper,"' H na leaf, "Bull" Durham has that distinctive, with each oc sack, •» # i» I'll i • i exclusive quality which has made it the favorite smoke of three generations. Hi ptaMBMNHHU "I Only by "rolling your own" with "Bull" Durham [I ] can you get a cigarette with the individuality and that give such perfect, lasting salisfac- I made, and so our rhen threw over a ; tin or two of bully beef. Presently back flew a piece of paper wrapped i round a stone. It read, 'Bully Beef Nonu' After that we threw some sweet biscuits and a tin of jam. Other cigarets came back. I have some of them. They had on them in the same penciled writing 'Notre cher ennemi' or 'Femes-— probably meant for prenez—avec plesir," that is 'to our dear enemy—and take with pleasure'; another reads, 'Envoyez milk,' 'Send us milk.' Then one of them waved down with his hands and shouted 'Fini' and our men waved back and down gradually went the two lines of smiling heads, and after a pause of a minute or two the bombs began to fly again. They had begun at half past eight and they lasted till about a quarter past nine. Courtesies Repeated "The same courtesies repeated themselves next morning—an officer of ours was on the parapet for a short time and the Turks, I believe, sent a message to say they were sorry they had not the best brand of cigarets, but they hoped the ones they sent would be accepted. They also asked not for food but for souvenirs. Our men threw over a penknife. Our of ficer picked up a package which turned out to be a bomb, and for the moment there was just a suspicion of treachery—but it was found to be a bomb wrapped as the Turks do wrap their bombs, in flannel, and with a faulty fuse—a relic of some previous fight. The courtesies continued and ended as before. They were not re peated because they were going rather far. A "They were some of our newer Aus tralian soldiers —Seventeenth infantry —and that is how they regard the Turk and the Turk regards them. The most pathetic evidence that I have heard of is a little irregular wooden cross found in the scrub, just two splinters of biscuit box tacked to gether with the inscription, 'Here lies a Turk.' Poor Abdul would probably turn in his grave if his ghost could see that rough cross above him. But he need not take it ill if he but knew. It was put there in all sincerity. Some Australian found him and buried him exactly as he would bury one of our own men—with that last little hom age to mark the restingplace of a brave man fighting for his country." VISIT National Cash Register Show, 105 Market street, Hurrisburg, Pa.; prices $45 to $960. Sold on easy monthly payments. Costs nothing to investi gate. N. R. Black, sales agent.—Ad vertisement. 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I BIRDHOUSES AS CONTEST SCHEME Secretary Patton Makes a Sug gestion That Should Receive Much Support A competition in I)ird houses be tween the public schools of Pennsyl vania, especially the rural schools, as a means of arousing- the interest of the pupils in the importance of at tracting birds to farms is suggested by Secretary of Agriculture Charles E. Patton in his bulletin from the de partmental offlces this week. "Insectivorous birds are a splendid help to agriculture, as they are par ticularly valuable in destroying the in sect life which infects gardens, trees end tlelds, parks and woods, in city and country," says tlie secretary. It is suggested vhat the teachers interest people living in their districts in giv ing prir.es and then stir up the boys to the value of bird life conservation by talks on what good the birds do, now the boys may help keep them and how they may build bird houses. 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