6 OF INTEREST TO THE WOMEN "THEIR MARRIED LIFE" Copyright by Intrruntlunal Xcni Srrrlct (Copyright. 1916. International News Service.) "So you see," explained Warren in his most engaging manner, "you can invite two or three couples; we could have a table of course." "How lovely," said Helen en thusiastically, "whom shall we ask, dear?" "Why, I thought of the Bells; they have had us there so often." "That will be tine," and Helen wrinkled her brows a moment. "How about Bob and Louise?" "They will come of course. We won't count them in." "Well, who else'.'" "You wouldn't want to ask Fred and Carrie'.'" Helen's heart fell. Already her hopes that the evennig would be full of fun were dashed to the ground. How could Warren be so thoughtless. "Oh, Warren," she protested, "must we? We don't really owe them any thing." "I'll have you remember that Car rie is my sister," said Warren stiffly. "I know dear, but you know how she dislikes me." "And liow you dislike her. I no tice you don't go out of your way at all to be pleasant." "Warren, that is not true, and you know it. You yourself know and have remarked several times that I have been as patient as I could be with Carrie. It's just no use, that's all." "Always doing that injured mar tyr air of yours, aren't you?" Helen saw that they were fast ap proaching a quarrel and hesitated about saying anything further to add to what had gone before. "I shall need a new gown," she began tactlessly. "Are you trying to change the conversation?" asked Warren. "No, Warren, it just happened to occur to me. that's all." "Well, we'll finish this matter of guests before we get to the matter of clothes. I wonder what you women would think if we men bought a new dress suit every time; we attended an affair." "It's not the same thing at all." The Argument Starts "Oh. yes it is." insisted Warren, determined to argue. "How can you say that, when men's styles are always the same?" "But they're not: that's just, the The dress suits are no more the same this year as they were several years back than your last year's evening gowns are like this season's." "Well, why don't you get a new dress suit, then?" questioned Helen. "We can't all have new things." Helen was silent again. "Well, what about Carrie and Fred?" said Warren. "I suppose if I do ask them you'll he sure to pick a quarrel the first thing, and that will settle matters for the eve ning." "I don't think that I generally j start the arguments," said Helen as 1 calmly as possible. "But if you de cide to ask them. Warren, please don't ask the Bells." "And why not? Aren't my people good enought to meet them?" "Warren, don't be so absurd: you know it's not that: but I don't "in tend to be humiliated before the | Bells—l care too much about them." And Helen turned away. 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MONTGOMERY | | B°th Phones _ Third and Chestnut Streets V Try Telegraph Want Ads SATURDAY EVENING, HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH FEBRUARY 12, IVI6. "Where are you going?" "Into my room. I don't see that we are getting anywhere in this 1 argument." "No. and a good reason for it. too: the minute I suggest asking my sister and her husband you proceed to make yourself so disagreeable 'that there is nothing more for me ! to say about the subject." "That's why I am leaving you. to i settle it for yourself. You don't ! seem to need my advice." "I suppose you would rather have Ime ask your friend Ned Burns," shouted Warren sarcastically. "That would make the evening pleasant for us all." Helen turned with (laming checks, resolved not to stand the added insult. But she controlled herself in time and proceeded on j her way to her own room. Silence fell in the livingroom. Helen walked to the closet unable to see for thf blur of tears that blinded her. She was trembling, too, with anger, and she buried her face in her fur coat that hung in the closet. Warren is Vnjust As usual. Warren was hopelessly unjust. He had come home \Hith this big dinner to be given at one of the famous hotels and Helen had enthusiastically looked forward to a good time. She had been out very seldom that winter, and she al ways enjoyed an affair of this kind. But for Warren to spoil the whole thing by suggesting Carrie and Fred as guests was too much. It was bad enough to have Carrie at the house when it was necessary, but to ask her out to an affair like this when it was not necessary and it would undoubtedly spoil the eve ning was what had made Helen in dignant. Warren understood, he could not help understanding, he had seen his sister's actions too often and in his good moods always agreed with Helen. But when he was deter mined to be disagreeable he was sure to resent Helen's implied dis like for Carrie and a quarrel was sure to follow. Well. Helen reflected, she would let the matter drop. If he wished to ask Fred and Carrie she would carry it through, but if he asked the Bells, 100, what would she do? She couldn't refuse to go and. no matter how she tried to avert it. there would be sure to be a catastrophe. Carrie was jealous of Helen's lik ing for the Bells and "their crowd." as Carrie sarcastically put it. Helen knew that if she explained matters to Babbie she would understand, but there was a certain delicacy about Helen that forbade her speak ing about Warren's relatives to any one. Helen bathed her eyes and put somf powder on. Then slje felt better and sat down with a new book. She could hear Warren mov ing about in the livingroom and in a few minutes he appeared at the door. "As long as you objtect so strenu ously to my relatives," he began gruffly, "1 won't ask them. Would you like to have Fences and Dr. Marshall, instead?" "Yes dear, T think that would be fine." said Helen gently, looking up at him. "We ought to have a lovely evening." (Another inHdent in this series will appear here soon.) NO EXTRA BULK IN COMBINATIONS j Underwear Is Now Made as Well Fitting as the Outer Garments By MAY~MANTON* 8827 (J[ : ith Basting Line and Added Seam Allowance ) Combination Cor set Cover and Enve.ope Drawers, 34 to 42 bust. Combination undergarments possess a great many advantages. This one is ex cellent for many reasons. It does away with needless bulk o\er the hips, it is thoroughly comfortable to wear and it is graceful and attractive in its lines and can be made as dainty as one may like bv dainty material and fine work. Here, the material is fine batiste and the trim ning if lace edging with beading and insertion. The washable silks arc inuch liked for underwear, however, and they are pretty and there are cotton crepes that are good*. In place of the lace edging, a little em broidery could be used as finish and even If it is no more than a scalloped edge, it ?ives a touch of daintiness and distinction not otherwise to be found. The coiset cover is just full enough to be pretty under fashionable blouses. The drawers ire circular in shaping and wide enough for comfort. For the medium sire will be needed, yds. of material 36 in. wide, 2}j yds. 44, with 3 yds. of beading, 2J4 yds. of insertion and 8 yds. of lace edging. The pattern No. 8827 is cut in sizes from 34 to 4. 1 in. bust measure. It will be mailed to any address by the Fashion Department of this paper, on receipt of ten cents. DO YOUR HANDS ITCH AND BURN Because of Eczemas, Rashes, Chap pings, Etc,? If So CUTICURASOAP AND CUTICURA OINTMENT Will afford instant relief and ! quickly heal even when all else i has failed. On retiring bathe the hands freely with j \Cy CuticuraSoap : andhot water. 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Try Telegraph Want Ads BRITISH FLEET IN NORTH SEA HAS FEW SCARS First Line Offensive Force Is Ready For Instant Action VETERAN FIGHTING CRAFT Have Borne Brunt of Sea Fight | ing From Dardanelles to Falkland Isles Somewhere in the North Sea, via London, Feb. 12.—Great Britain's first line offensive fleet, an incomparable combination of speed and gun power ready for instant action, was inspected | yesterday by a party of French and ' American correspondents, and a rcp ! resemtatlve of the Associated Press was permitted to view from the bridge of 1 a torpedoboat the naval unit which is expected to meet the first shock of a ! German attack. In the fleet were virtually all the veteran fighting craft which have been In action in this war, but they showed few scars with the exception of an occasional dent in their armor. The j pride of place was held by battle cruisers which in engagements from the Falkland Isles to the Dardanelles have borne the brunt of the sea fight ing. Unpopular with officers and men before the war because they were con stantly coaling, and never more cau tiously praised by the proponents of the superdreadnuught. policy, these i huge fighting machines hold the pre i mier position in the British navy, in which warship speed is now regarded as the first and most important prin- I ciple of naval strategy. Prowling Destroyers As the launch with the visitors on , board turned toward the line of bat | tie cruisers against the horizon they S could see the "eyes" of the fleet. In the form of a few prowling destroyers, i which keep up incessant watch, not only to protect their mighty sisters from submarine attack but catch the first view of any adventuresome Ger man warship which might poke its nose into the open N'ortli Sep. Looking through the mist could be seen the giant tripod masts which identified the fleet as including the i very latest type of battle cruisers, and soon the launch was at the foot of the hoarding ladder of a huge battle cruiser which got its baptism of fire at Helgoland Bight and later bore an honorable share in the Dogger Bank ; action. The visitors were permitted to en ter any portion of the ship they i chose. The party then launched as guests of the divisional rear admiral who was using the cruiser as-his flagship. After luncheon the correspondents I were taken on board the famous crui cer Lion which was Admiral Beatty's flagship in the Dogger Bank battle. With the exception of a dent In her forward turret and a similar scar just i above the water line, this show vessel J of the British navy displays little sign of the terrific hammering she got ! when three German battle cruisers i concentrated their tire on her. Carefully mounted in the companion way is an It-inch unexploded shell I which the Zydlits hurled through the 1 Lion's armor below the water line. No evidence has ever been found to I justify the story that the Lion was | torpedoed, but her officers and crew are still marveling at the slight harm done her vital parts by the rain of | heavy shells. The shell which did the most dam ! age did not penetrate the armor cas ing of the cngineroom, but dented It in so far that salt water got Into a broken feed pipe. This reduced her speed from 27 to IS knots and forced her to withdraw from the battle, in which any vessel speeding less than 25 knots had no chance of keeping the ; range of the fleeing Germans. Xo sign was led of the 12-inch shell which blew in the bulkhead of the admiral's quarters after going through the deck, except the casing and cap occupying the place of honor among the Lion's trophies. Even the captain's bathtub, which was hurled overboard by the explosion of an 8-inch shell which probablv came from the ill-fated Bluecher, has been replaced.. The enginerooms of the Lion showed no sign of the ship ever having been in battle. The tur bines looked as if they were just out of the shop. Men Kept Scattered The officers of the Lion explained that the reason there were so few casualties was due to the fact that the men were so scattered about the ship during the action that an explod ing shell was not likely to kill more 1 than one or two at a time. A torpedoboat picked up a portion . of the party from the Lion and the ! remainder from the almost equally celebrated Tiger, which looked like k ! newly-commissioned ship despite the ! many times she is reported to have i been sunk. The oil-burning topedoborft tore along the impressive line of battle cruisers with its Interested civilian passengers on the bridge exclaiming with interest as through the mist the great ships bearing historic names and I which were made memorable by their | own feats were passed in the* battle formation in which they expect to I meet the German fleet. Beyond the battle cruisers, a long I line of light cruisers lost itself in the I fog. Some of these vessels are vet -1 erans and show signs of the rough patrol work they are called upon con stantly to do but many are newly commissioned and have yet to wear i the scars of service. Speed, now the fetish of the navy ( reached the zenith with these light | cruisers. Any of them could easily BREAKS A COLD IN A JEW HOURS First dose of "Pape's Cold Com pound" relieves all grippe misery. ' Don't stay stuffed-up! Quit blowing and snuffling! 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STORE, Special Agents 321 Market Street OUR DAILY RECEIPT Baked Candles One and one-half cupful brown sugar. Orange or lemon flavoring. Pinch of salt. Two cupfuls chopped hickory nuts. One-fourth teaspoonful baking soda. One egg. Beat the egg to a stiff froth. Add the sugar, also the baking coda, and continue to beat until the mixture is smooth and creamy. Flavor to taste and add the nuts, finely chopped, stir ling so that they are well blended with the other ingredients. This quality of nuts should be enough to lx>rm the mixture into a stiff paste. Spread on greased papers and lay these on bak ingpans. Bake in a moderate oven for twenty minutes, and when told cut into squares. Fold each of these squares in waxpaper so that they will not run together. Lincoln's Ancestors Once Lived in Berks By Associated Press Reading, Pa., Feb. 12.—The Berks Historical Society this afternoon held a Lincoln anniversary banquet in rec ognition of the fact that Lincoln's an cestors lived in Berks. John Lincoln, his direct ancestor left here over 150 years ago, for Virginia and from there the family drifted to Kentucky where the President was born. COMPLETE LIBRARY FOR HARRISBURG ACADEMY The new library, which has been given to the Harrisburg Academy, by Mrs. Lymap D. Gilbert, is rapidly nearing completion, and Headmaster Brown hopes that it will be ready for use within the next two weeks. The library, which is situated in one of the rooms on the northern side of the main building, is another in dication of the Academy's steady progress. It will be something that the students of the local institution have never enjoyed previously. Mrs. Gilbert has seen to it that the library will not be a collection of dry books, but has supplied many maga zines of the better type. This Insures the interest of boys of all ages and all sorts. From Sir Walter Scott's war like tale of "Ivanhoe," to Defoe's "Robinson Crusoe." there are six hun dred and seventy-five books on his tory, fiction and the like. This list lias been carefully gone over by sev eral men and women of literary tastes in this city, and Is undoubtedly one of the most complete libraries in any preparatory school of the Academy's size in the country. The room, which the library oc cupies, has been completely remodel ed, and the carpenters and mechanics arc just putting their finishing touches to it. Within the next two weeks, the books will be placed in the library and be ready for use. Headmaster Brown has been very anxious to have the library opened be fore the Spring vacation begins. A long reading table and several easy chairs have been placed in the room, and the details will be completed in the near future. COMMISSIONERS TO CONSIDER OPENING OF 19ST ST. BRIDGE Further consideration of the prob lem of opening the newly pompleted bridge over the Philadelphia and Reading tracks at Nineteenth street will be given by the County Commis sioners to-day. Work has been delayed by the weather, but in a letter to the eomnits ! sioners yesterday C. M. llershey, the county engineer, said he thinks the bridge is ready to be opened for travel. No authority to formally open the bridge was issued, however, as the commissioners contend that this should come from Mr. Hershey. The latter, however, says it is the duty of the county board to declare the bridge | open. "JURY" DISAGREES The "jury" on the case of Samuel Sherman, who was given a mock trial last night at the Harrisburg News boys Association rooms, charged with stealing apples, disagreed and was dis charged by Judge" Wagner Hoffman, president of the association. The case will be heard again on Tuesday even ing. Plans have been started by mem bers of the association to have boxing bouts between the members every Tuesday evening. DRAKE FUNERAL MONDAY Funeral services for Mrs. Margaret Elizabeth Drake, aged 58. wife of Wil- I liam Drakfe, of Camp Hill, will be held at the home Monday afternoon, at I o'clock. Further services will be held I at 2 o'clock In the Pine Street Prcsby- I terlan Church, the Rev. Dr. Lewis S. ! Mudge officiating. Burial will be made at the East Harrisburg Cemetery. Mrs. Drake was an active member of the j Ijadles' Auxiliary. Brotherhood of Lo comotive Engineers. SEEK MISSING MAN The police department has been asked to search for Clyde B. Laird, aged 22, who left his home, 1259 Wal nut street, on Tuesday and has not i been heard from since. Motor Club's Annual Meeting on Monday The Motor Club of Ilarrisburg will hold its annual dinner and business meeting in the Chestnut Street Audi torium on Monday evening, at 7 o'clock. State Highway Commissioner R. J. Cunningham will be the guest of honor, and there will be in addition to the 250 members a large number of of ofticers of motor clubs near this cit.v. There Imve been 225 acceptances alread» it was announced by President Frank B. Bosch this niornins. The siipner committee is experiencing lonsiderable difficulty in explaining to the members that the annual meeting Monday evening is for men only. The present officers of the club have been renominated and will be re-elect ed without opposition: President, Frank B. Bosch; first vice-president, H. W. Stubbs: second vice-president, Frank Downey; third vice-president. H. 11. I-ferkin; seeretary.-treasurer, J. Clyde Myton; board of governors, for three years. Frank B. "Wiekersham, John 11. Shopp and George Owen. LINCOLN'S BIRTHDAY IS CELEBRATED ALL OVER V. S. Lincoln's blrtliday brought a lull in the llnancial world to-day, the Chi cago Stockyards exchange, and the New York exchanges closing in honor of the holiday. Practically all of the banks all over the country were clos ed. At Chicago the unveiling of a heroic statue of Abraham Lincoln fea tured the celebration In that city. The work of art has been placed on the sunken lawn of the Stockyards ex change. It is the work of Paul Fjelde, a Norwegian sculptor, and was pur chased by dime contributions from vir tually all employes at the Chicago Union Stockyards. DEDICATION ANNIVERSARY The fifth anniversary of the dedi cation of the new Harris Street United Evangelical Church will be held to morrow with special services. The Rev. H. F. Schlegel, pastor of the Bethany United Evangelical Church, Lancaster, will preach at 10.30 o'clock and at 7.50 in the evening. Dr. Schlegel was pastor of the Harris Street Church from 1899 1903. BELL AUDITOR TO SPEAK J. H. 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