WHAT HAPPENS TO THE FOOD YOU EAT?
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A strong stomach Is the source of
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And It follows, that a weak, disar
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lets the food lie and ferment within
its walls, causing heartburn, sick
headache, sour food upheavals, bil
iousness, belching of gas and other
untold miseries of indigestion, is a
menace to your well being. For In
stead of giving nourishment to the
system it passes a toxic poison into
the blood, which is first indicated by
that all-gone feeling, dullness, dizzi
ness, loss of sleep, bad dreams, etc.,
and the sufferer is started on the road
to a general breakdown or nervous
prostration.
But, don't despair If you happen to
be the unfortunate possessor of one of
these poison factories. Just go to H.
C. Kennedy or your nearest druggist
right away and get that great stomach
prescription—Mi-o-na.
Mi-o-na is guaranteed to relieve a
distressed, sour or gassy stomach and
banish all stomach misery, or money
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Anyone who has dyspepsia, whose
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To look one's best nnd feel one's
best is to enjoy an inside bath each
morning to flush from the system the
previous day's waste, sour fermen
tations and poisonous toxins before it
,is absorbed into the blood. Just as
coal, when it burns, leaves behind a
certain amount of incombustible ma
terial in the form of ashes, so the food
and drink taken each day leave in the
alimentary organs a certain amount of
indigestible material, which, if not
eliminated, form toxins and poisons
which are then sucked into the blood
through the very ducts which are in
tended to suck in only nourishment to
sustain the body.
If you want to see the glow of
healthy bloom In your cheeks, to see
your skin get clearer and clearer, you
are told to drink every morning upon
arising n glass of hot water with a
tenspoonful of limestone phosphate in
it. which is a harmless means of wash
ing the waste material and toxins from
the stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels,
thus cleansing, sweetening and purify
ing the entire alimentary tract, before
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to take thought of what he can eat,
and when, can leave 50 cents deposit
at H. C. Kennedy's or any drug store
and take home a box of Ml-o-na and
if this remedy does not do all it is ad
vertised to do, he can withdraw his
money. This is the strongest proof
that can be offered as to the merit of
the medicine.
Mi-o-na is not simply a food diges
ter; it is a medicine that puts all of
the digestive organs into normal con
dition and gives ruddy, glowing, vig
orous health. A change for the better
will be seen after the first few doses
of Mi-o-na and its continued us«
should soon give the power to eat
most anything at any time and not
suffer distress afterward.
Don't suffer a day longer with stom
ach misery. Get a box of Mi-o-na and
commence its use immediately. It's
inexpensive if it helps you and your
money back if it fails. What fairer
proposition could be made? Sold by
H. C. Kennedy and leading druggists
everywhere on this liberal plan.
Use Booth's Pilis— (Mi-o-na laxa
tive) for Consipatlon. A gentle little
pill that never fails to regulate the
bowels. Only 25c.—Advertisement.
putting more food into the stomach.
Girls and women with sallow skins,
liver spots, pimples or pallid com
plexion. also those who wake up with
a coated tongue, bad taste, nasty
breath, others who are bothered with
headaches, bilious spells, acid stomach
or constipation should begin this phos
phated hot water drinking and are
assured of very pronounced results in
one or two weeks.
A quarter pound of limestone phos
phate costs very little' at the drug
store but is sufficient to demonstrate
that just as soap and hot water
cleanses, purifies and freshens the skin
on the outside, so hot water and lime
stone phosphate act on the inside or
gans. AVe must always consider that
internal sanitation is\vastly more Im
portant than outside cleanliness, be
cause the skin poms do not absorb im
purities into the blood, while the bowel
pores do.
Women who desire to enhance the
beauty of their complexion should just
try this for a week and notice results.
— Adv.
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EW MiNUTSia wiT H
Books u MAGAxiNESi^^StCSj
What Could Germany l)o for Ire
land? By James K. McGuire. (Pub
lished by the Wolf Tone Co., New
York.)
i This book is a sequel to "The King,
! the Kaiser and Irish Freedom," by the
same author, which appeared last win-,
ter, nine editions, and selling abroad
i in several languages. The author be
■ lieves a Gaelic Benaissance will only
. come through the economic lessons
which Ireland must learn from Ger
many and says: "If the industrial and
economic system of Germany has
' brought industrial freedom and pros
perity to all her states, the young men
of Ireland can afford to borrow it and
• profit by her example. And her friends
i in other lands can afford to inquire
i into the causes which have made Ire
: land the weakest country on the conti
nent and to embrace with courage and
fearlessness the spirit and principles
and the practical aid of a civilized
state, the foremost in modern history.'"
Anthracite. By Scott Xearlnjr, dean
'of the College of Arts and Sciences,
I I'nlversity of Toledo. (Published by
I the John C. Winston Co., Philadel
phia.)
Dr. N earing in this book uses the
• private ownership of the anthracite
coal fields to show the way in which
consumers and workers may expect to
I fare at the hands of other monopolies
of natural resources. He says that the
I price of coal is not based on the cost of
production, but on the monopolistic
princhlo of charging "all the traffic
will bcur"; he says that the miners re
ceive scarcely living wages, while on
the other hand the mine owners pocket
enormous profits; and draws the con
clusion that no one can have an in
terest in the continuance of the pri
vate ownership of natural resources
except the private owners themselves
—with the consumers footing the bill.
The book is an incisive, stimulating
analysis of a vital problem, one that is
of particular interest to Pennsylva
nians at this time, when there is so
much publicity being given to the dis
cussion of the whys and wherefores
of the.anthracite coal industry.
The Gregg Publishing Company,
New York city, has just issued a very
attractive and well assembled little
brochure containing sketches of some
of the men and women who began life
as stenographers and have since at
tained national and international
prominence. Included among them
are the names of President Wilson,
George B. Cortelyou, John Hay,
Charles Dickens, James Oppenheim,
Elm Tree Believed to Be
300 Years Old Cut Down
Special to the Telegraph
Waynesboro, Pa., J,an. 27.—A big
elm tree, believed to be 300 years old,
at Price's Churrh of the Brethren, near
Waynesboro, has been cut down. It
measured 5 feet and 3 inches in diam
eter at the stump, was about 75 feet
high, and will make ten cords of wood.
It was the last of several trees in
front of the old church built in 1790
and dismantled 30 years ago, when
the new church edifice was erected.
There are several traditions concerning
the old elm. One is that the first Price
inhabitant of that section, after whom
the church is named, was married un
uer the tree.
GIXSEXG KILLS CHILI)
Special to the Telegraph
.Marietta, Jan. 2 7.—Joseph Harnley,
aged three years, living near Manheim,
yesterday drank the contents of a bot
tle of srinseng. which was used for
cow's medicine. The child evidently
thought It was a bottle of milk. Afte'r
suffering for two hours the child died
despite efforts to save his life.
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RHEUMATIC CRIPPLES
NOW REJOICE
Xo Matter If Yon Are Crippled, Can't
line Arms, I. ens or Hand*. If
Kkeumn Doesn't Help You
Nothing To I'ay
If you want relief in two days, swift,
certain, gratifying relief, take one-half
teasponful of Hheuma once a day.
If you want to dissolve every par
ticle of uric acid poison in your bodv
and drive it out through the natural
channels so that you will be forever
free from rheumatism, get a 50-cent
bottle of Rlieuma from H. C. Kennedy
or any druggist to-day.
Rheumatism is a powerful disease,
strongly entrenched in joints and
muscles, and any modern physician will
tell you that the days of wishy-washy
treatments are over and In order to
conquer rheumatism and sciatica a
powerful enemy must be sent against it.
Rheuma is the enemy of Rheumatism
—an enemy that conquers It every time
Judge John Barhorst. of Ft. Loramie.
Ohio, knows it. lie was walking with
crutches: to-day he is well. It has caus
ed hundreds of others to rejoice. it
should do as much for you; it seldom
fails. If it does you can have your
money returned by your druggists
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Oorsas always carry it In stock. ' 'a;
■ Irvln Cobb, and they are but a selected
- few. Taken all in all. it is a striking
1 exposition of the value of a practical
knowledge of shorthand in the carving
, of a career. Its essential importance
j as a business asset to an ambitious
young man or woman is realized by a
i brief glance at the testimonials of the
- big men t'o whom its lesson has proven
>' invaluable.
POT-POCBRI
i THE IjIMIT OB' DEVOTION
s Dear Heart, I'll dance with you all
night,
i Prom eight to —any hour you please,
1 But this I swear with all my might,
a I will not go to Dancing Teas!
9
- To trip with you is pure delight.
You float like milkweed on the
1 breeze.
' j But though 1 love to trot, all right,
1 i I will not go to Dancing Teas!
1 Pale, slender youths whose brains are
i | slight
. j Can trot all afternoon with ease,
f But I don't class with them —not quite.
1 will not go to Dancing Teas!
s At night-time, when the lights are
5 bright,
i I'll one-step till I strain my knees;
> | By day, I've too much work in sight,
j I will not go to Dancing Teas!
5 —Berton Bra ley, in Harper's Magazine
f for February.
: WHERE'S THE OLD-FASHIONED
WINTER?
i Harrison Rhodes, author of "In Va
t cation America," says that he has at
■ last given up belief in "the old-fash
■ ioned winter." It was at one time his
- rule, he says, not to start for his win
' ter vacation in Florida until he had
s seen the skating in Central Park. He
. had to give this up. he declares, for he
r ran the risk during mild winters of
i never going South until "some blizzard
■ of late March or early April froze the
» lakes."
« A FEW THINGS THAT ENGLAND
HAS DONE FOR US
Granted us our independence.
Outdistanced us in the race fot
' democracy.
i laughed at some of our jokes,
i Conferred citizenship upon others,
i Appreciated Walt Whitman.
Relieved us of Henry James.
I Furnished the only noteworthy ex
i ample of respect for the Monroe Doc
. trine.
Fought hard for the worthv ideals
for which we whimper. —' life.
. OUTDOOR SLEEP
J VERY ESSENTIAL
tilt Has Passed the State of Be
ing a Fad and Is a Matter
of Health Now
Open-air sleeping, not necessarily in
! a tent, but on a sleeping porch or with
all the windows nailed up and not
down. Is the best thing for the man or
woman or child who Is in doors all
day. It enables them to get fresh air
while resting.
Dr. Samuel G. Dixon, State Commis
sioner of Health, gives these ideas on
\ the subject:
That which is looked upon as a fad
• to-day becomes the necessity of to
morrow. This Is largely the case with
outdoor sleeping.
With the beginning of the active
campaign against tuberculosis but a
few years or so ago, outdoor sleeping
was recommended for those suffering
from tuberculosis and others whose
general physical condition seemed to
•I warrant it.
These pioneers were looked upon by
their friends and neighbors with in
terest and they openly exuressed belief
that if they survived this exposure,
which was doubtful, they would soon
I tire of the experiment anyhow. As a
I matter of fact there are a hundred
open-air sleepers to-day where there
was one a decade ago and it is no
longer limited to those who ure in ill
health.
All who have tried open-air sleeping
are enthusiastic about it and they con
stitute an ever-growing group.
A sleeping porch is coming to be
looked upon as an essential part of
the home. Whole families have taken
to sleeping in. the open anrl have been
so beneficial by it that they would
never consider anything else.
hTe proper garb to insure warmth
The proper garb to insure warmth
despite the temperature is essential
With a warm room for dressing acces
sible there is no reason why this in
vigorating and stimulating custom
should not continue to grow in popu
larity.
Many men and women who of neces
sity must spend their working hours
indoors can obtain during their rest
at night, at. least a portion of the out
door air that Nature intended us all
to have.
Sleeping porches can be constructed
on the most modest home at a com
paratively small cost and in the ma
jority of instances they can be guar
anteed to save their cost in doctor
bills. The change from sleeping in
closed warm rooms to outdoor sleep
ing must be brought about gradually
giving Nature time to meet the new
conditions. The very old or very
young demand more protection than
the adult in the prime of life.
Series of Union Services
Started by Newport Churches
Special to the Telegraph
Newport, Pa., Jan. 27.—A series of
union evangelistic services was begun
in the Methodist Episcopal Church last
evening at which the sermon was
preached by the Rev. U. O. H. Kersch
ner, pastor of the Reformed Church
of the Incarnation. The services will
be continued indefinitely and the pas
tors of the following churches: Metho
dist, Lutheran, Reformed, Presbyter
ian, United Evangelican, Church of
God, which have joined in the move
ment, will take turns in preaching. A
large choir composed of members of
the several choirs will lead the music.
VETERAN STIIX MISSING <
Special to the Telegraph
Marietta, Jan. 27.—T0-day it is one
month since the sudden disappearance
of Benjamin F. Rhoads, of Marietta.
He was last seen crossing the Pennsyl
vania Railroad company's tracks going
toward the river, and it is believed
that he was drowned or met with
foul play. When he disappeared he
had several hundred dollars with him
He is a veteran of the Civil War, and
has a brother in this place and a sis
ter in Philadelphia. He was about 73
years old.
VETERAN FIREMEN TO MEET
The annual meeting of the Veteran
Volunteer Firemen's Association will
be held to-morrow night at the Wash
ington firehouse. Plans will be dis
cussed for a permanent home. A num-'
ber of new members will be admitted !
md officers elected.
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DODGING THE LIGHTNING
By Frederic J. Haskin
[Continued I'rom Editorial Page.]
honor of being the most tempting
mark in sight.
The danger of the open plain is
strikingly shown in the annual deaths
of scores of sheepherders, who the
thunderbolts hurl to an unrecorded
doom on the treeless mesas of the
West. As the only speck for mil«s
around that rises ever so slightly
above the general flatness, they pre
sent the natural point for the straining
electrical connection between earth
and cloud to .break through. These
men have one maxim for use in thun
derstorms that is interesting even
though the scientists have apparently
never deduced it In their investiga
tions. Their principle is: When seek
ing safety, go slow. To race your
horse across the plain toward the shel
tering timber is to invite destruction.
Contrary to current belief, the saf
est place out of doors to seek during
a thunderstorm is the thick timber.
There are so many possible points for
the bolt to strike, that the chance of
its selecting any particular one of
them is correspondingly small. Select
some unassuming little tree in the
midst of a dense growth, with taller
trees close, but not too close, and you
are secure as you can get without a
house to shelter you.
You should remember that a wire
fence is always a danger spot, in
timber or out. The Hash may strike
the fence at a point a quarter of a
mile away and run along the wire un
til it finds some convenient path for
joining the earth. Cattle standing by
a fence have been killed by a bolt that
struck a hundred yards away, in the
West, a dozen poles of a rural tele
phone line have been split to splinters
by the same bolt, which skipped along
the wire from pole to pole. •
It is worth noting that the danger
from lightning is almost entirely a rural
danger. Jn compensation for the haz
ards rl«lng from taxicabs and trolleys,
city dwellers are largely exempt from
death from the clouds.
There Is often much useless anxiety
felt by the timid when lightning be
gins to play. Not all sorts of lightning
are dangerous. The heat-lightning
that flickers in the summer sny is only
a reflection of some far-away storm.
The flashes that run along the horizon
accompanied by thunder that mutters
11
and rumbles instead of crashing may
be admired in perfect security. The
rare winter thunderstorm accompanied
by snow is usually harmless. But
when the clouds bank up sullenly
black against the course of the wind,
the light fades to a luminous gloom, a
tense stillness comes over the atmos
phere, and great silver swords of fire
begin to dart up and down the
heavens, then the gods are at play and
it Is time for the innocent bystander
to step sideways.
Game Protector to Talk
to Alricks Men Tomorrow
! Dr. Joseph Kalbfus, chief State
jgame protector, will be the speaker at
I to-morrow night's meeting of the Al
| ricks Association in St. Andrew's Par
|ish House, Ninteenth and Market
j streets. Dr. Kalbfus will talk on
"Pennsylvania in the Lead" and tell
how game conservation and propaga
tion in this State compares with West
ern States which are commonly con
sidered as having game in greater
abundance. He made personal obser
vations last year during his trip west.
McKinloy Day falling on Saturdav,
some observance of this will be taken
by to-morrow night's meeting.