14 HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH Established 1811 PUBLISHED BY THE TELEGRAPH PRINTING CO. E. J. STACK POLE President and Editor-in-Chief F. R. OYSTER Secret ary GC6 M. BTEINMETZ Managing Editor Published every evening (except Sun day) at the Telegraph Building, Jl# Federal Square. Both phones. Member American Newspaper Publish ers' Association. Audit Bursau of Circulation and Pennsylvania Associ ated Dailies. Eastern Office, Fifth Avenue Buildtnr, New York City, Hasbrook, Story * Brooks. Western Office, Advertising Building, Chicago, 111., Allen A Ward. .^rtjssasa>. Delivered by carriers at six cents a week. Mailed to subscribers at $3.00 a year in advance. Entered at the Post Office in Harrls burg, Pa., as second class matter. S»rorn dally average circulation for the three months ending Sept. 30, 1915 ★ 21,307 ★ Average for the year 1914—21/®S Average for the year 1915— 19.96 a Average for the year 181I—1M4I Average for tha year 1911—17.M1 Average for the year lM^-IWM The above llgaree sre net. All re turned, nnsold and damaged eoplee da- Meted. FRIDAY ETEXIXG. OCTOBER 10. If on our daily course our nmd Be set to hallow all we find, New treasures still, of countless prices, God will pro-vide for sacrifice. —John Kreble. HARRISBCRG O. K. MORE and more the people of Harrisburg are learning' to ap preciate the sensible and prac tical character of the administration of the city's affairs for the past several years. When we read that some cities no larger than Harrisburg are swamp ed by debt without any resulting bene fit and that other cities are somnolent and indifferent to existing conditions, we are forced to conclude that this good old town got awake in time to avoid the disaster of dead rot. Our attention has just been called to an official statement by the presi dent of the Board of Aldermen of Nor folk, a city of the size of Harrisburg, but which lacks almost all of the civic improvements we have, despite a large and growing public debt. The state ment follows: Our city government is costing us this year nearly $1,800,000, of which amount about $ 150,000 will be re quired to pay the interest, etc., on the city's bonded indebtedness of over $9,000,000. Each year, for the past eight years, the operating ex benses of the city of Norfolk have increased at the rate of about SIOO,- 000. And, during this period it has also been necessary to use funds derived from bonds to meet current city expenses. In other words, Norfolk's public debt has grown nearly $500,000 each year since 1907-08. without adequate material returns. This is a lamentablcshowingforacity capable of better things and whose opportunities are potential. Surely we have reason to congratulate our selves as citizens of Harrisburg upon the fine showing of our own finances and the splendid reports that have followed the co-operation of our people in making a better and more wholesome city for the entire com munity. Secretary McColgin, of the Chamber of Commerce, referring to the situation at Norfolk, observes: We should all feel very fortunate that Harrisburg has not gotten into this sort of condition, and I hope that the people in future will guard Its conduct as ably as they have in the past. It is gratifying, indeed, to realize that in all the wonderful progress of Harrisburg there has been no waste fulness or graft or anything to bring discredit upon the city. It has been a cohesive and public-spirited movement from the start to the present and un less we greatly mistake the temper of the people the end is not yet. Republican candidates and active workers of the party will have a con ference at the headquarters of the county committee in the Wyetli build ing to-night. So strong and overwhelm ing is the Republican sentiment throughout the city and county that all intelligent observer." of political condi tions anticipate with confidence « big victory in November. Everywhere throughout the country Republicans are preparing for the nation-wide cam paign of next year when visionaries and Incompetents will be sent to the rear at Washington and elsewhere. Businessmen and worklngmen are united as they have never been united before in the interest of a more pros perous and contented era. LTXCH, TAYT/OR AX I) BOWMAN' WHILE their partisan critics are throwing stones in the back yards of City Commissioners Taylor, Lynch and Bowman these officials are going ahead with the things that the people want done in a practical and commonsense way. When we read of the backwardness of other cities and how they are look ing toward Harrisburg as an exemplar of the best type of municipal spirit and progress, it is hard to realize that right here at home are people who for potttlcal purposes will endeavor belittle and discredit the public ser vice of those who have honestly striven to give the community the best th&t is in them in the discharge of their public duties. Isn't it aboHt tlm« to forget the pettiness of poli tics and selfish considerations which so often control in campaigns and bestow upon th«se men and others like them the praise they deserve when they do good work? It is so common to criticise instead FREDAY EVENING, of commend that even good citizens find themselves drifting with the tide of opposition when they should be standing up and supporting the men who are in public place through the votes of the people. If these Republican councilmen have been guilty of any misdemeanor In office or have failed to properly dis charge their important duties, then they should be defeated; but their critics are urging their defeat simply upon the score of individual prefer ence and without any other reason to justify their action. Commissioners Bowman, Taylor and Lynch have demonstrated their capa city for hard work, and those who have been in touch with what has been going on during the last two years are satisfied that these three men have accomplished much in the interest of the taxpayers. If there is anything in the principle of civil service, this trio of public officials should be given an opportun ity to demonstrate still further their usefulness. They have learned through experience what is needed and it would seem folly to displace them simply for the sake of change. Most people are beginning to under stand that the constant clamor for change of this or change of that is a symptom only of discontent without excuse or justification. If others in the field are better qualified to discharge the duties of the three Important departments now supervised by Commissioners Lynch, Taylor and Bowman, they should have the support of the voters, but the people ought to first determine through personal Investigation whether there is any good reason to further experi ment at this time with the commis sion form of government by Introduc ing new officials. Colonel Joseph B. Hutchison has re tired as head of the city's police de partment and will become superinten dent of the Pennsylvania Steel Com pany's force of officers. Colonel Hutchi son has done well under a. spineless Mayor, who endeavored to play poli tics at the outset of his administration in the appointment of unfit policemen. If the reports current at the time are to be believed. Colonel Hutchison vig orously protested and even threatened to resign. Nor has he been properly supported by Mayor Royal, whose weak attitude toward offenders, especially in matters of traffic and automobile regu lations, has been recently the subject of criticism by the Motor Club of Har 'risburg. But most people believe Colo nel Hutchison did his best under try in is circumstances. AEROPLANES AND WAR NOT many years ago the two Wright brothers startled the world by announcing that they had Invented a flying machine that would fly. Most of us had read that story of Darius Green in our boyhood and were skeptical, but the Wright brothers demonstrated that they had actually solved the problem. They could not only fly, but could also alight without breaking every bone in their bodies. Now the surviving brother has sold his interest in the Wright aeroplane company to a big syndicate which is going into the flying machine bnsiness in earnest. The great war in Europe has dem onstrated conclusively that the aero plane is absolutely essential to modern warfare. It is said to be probable that the reorganized company will go Into the field for orders for war aeroplanes both for the United States and the allies. How great is likely to be the change in the methods of the new manage ment from those of the old is to be in ferred from a few interesting facts about the Wright brothers. They proved themselves remarkable inven tors, dreamers, with a practical turn of mind able to discover facts about wind currents that had defied scientists for centuries. In the early days, when they were plodding away in their bicycle shop at Dayton or experimenting with Kliders at Kitty Hawk, secrecy was essential. After they had, however, evolved cer tain principles on which all heavier than air (lying machines are built and had patented their ideas they still shunned publicity. They sought to avoid a publicity that would give ad ditional zest to their enterprise and really make money for themselves. They did not want to give interviews or to talk for publication concerning their invention. Both the brothers wished to avoid anything of the nature of a circus per formance. At no time did they really go out to seek money. They refused to build fast machines because in their opinion machines built for speed were not as safe as machines of less horse power. At the beginning of the war Orville Wright announced that he would build no aeroplanes for the bel ligerents. There can be little doubt that the aeroplane has revolutionized war fare, and it may be possible that It will tend in the future to prevent such conflicts as those which are now de stroying the peace of the world. Again the dreamer has proved that dreams often come true. PENNSYLVANIA-GERMAN THERE is at least one hyphenated society in this country that will escape the criticism now so gen j erally bestowed upon those alien or ganizations which are endeavoring to maintain in America a spirit of adhesion to the fatherland without proper appreciation of their citizen ship in the United States. This organization is known as the Pennsylvania-German Soctety. At Reading to-day Benjamin M. Nead, a : former president of the association, delivered an address on the Pennsyl- I vanla-German in civil life and took occasion to refer to the animating principles of the organization. He made clear in the most convincing way that the impress of the Pennsyl vnnia-Gerinan has been left Indelibly upon the development of the Common wealth and that there is no more patriotic body of citizens anywhere to he found. Mr. Nead admits that the name of the society is hyphenated, "but by no j forced construction can It be con j founded with other hyphenated classes of American citizens or made to ap • pear as a sign of divided allegiance to j the government. Its members are all native-born Americans and the hyphen In Its name is a descriptive badge oi' honor and distinction signifying the pride we justly have In the blood and manhood of our ancestors." This Is a timely address and Mr. Nead has done the worthy German element of the population of Pennsyl vania a service in clearing once and for all any antagonism that might pos sibly arise through misjudging of the name of a society that is a credit to the Commonwealth. TELEGRAPH'S PERISCOPE —The blackhead epidemic that is re ported as carrying off many New Eng land turkeys Is not so fatal as the lost head epidemic that is due to set In just before Thanksgiving. —lf the newspaper pictures are cor rect the Kurds are a sour looking lot; but then, maybe it's natural for a peo ple so named to look sour. —lmmediately following the wedding we shall expect to sae a note In Wash ington papers to the efTect that deco rators have been asked to submit bids for changes at the White House. —All of the Carranza rebels will not automatically become federal soldiers. Von Hindenburg must have mislaid the pincers with which we were told he was about to squeeze the Russian army some weeks back. —Greece appears to have adopted the motto of when in doubt don't. EDITORIAL COriME!(T A dead man was recently elected Democratic committeeman in a New York election. He will undoubtedly prove to be an nble representative of his party. Wilkes-Barre Evening News. Even the most devoted advocate of conciliation must have a sneaking ad miration for the man who punched a restaurant hat boy.—New York Sun. Those European belligerents are bound to be comfortable. Shifting the theater of wir to the south for the winter will obviate the necessity for supplies of heavier khaki. Erie Herald. We are for the free and unlimited coinage of pumpkin pie at any legal ratio, without waiting for the consent ol any other nation. —Franklin Even inp News. The Hon. Henry Ford, his eye set on the purchase of universal peace, finds it impossible to maintain amity in his industrial family, a grievous thing indeed. How hard is the lot of the amateur statesman and sociologist! New York Sun. When Goethals has succeeded in finally openinK the Oaillard Cut he should be sent to open the Dardanelles. —New York Evening Post. EXTERMINATING THE FLAG [From Popular Mechanics] If an enemy had succeeded in driv ing the American Flag from the high seas only a fraction as effectively as our lawmakers have legally done, the whole nation would be aroused and in arms. Apparently no effort has been neglected to make the burden of fly ing the American Flag as heavy as possible. As a result the Pacific Mail Steam ship Company will very soon with draw its ships from the transpacific trade; and when the Great Northern does the same, as its vessels are un profitable, there will remain no American transpacific line, and this vast oceanway will be left to Japan to claim and use. That Japan will not be slow to seize the opportunity goes without saying, for Japan subsidizes the ships that fly her flag, while the United States refuses a dollar of en couragement and imposes restrictions and requirements wjiich are in ef fect a practical prohibition. Even the Great Lakes are not im mune; for when the idiotic LaFol lette act takes effect next November, the American Flag will come down from a forest of mastheads, not to fly again until the law is changed. Labor unions are credited with the conception of the LaPollette bill, which was heralded as an act "to promote the welfare of American sea men," but which in its results will promote thousands of sailors out of a job. The Interstate Commerce Commission has also lent a helping hand, and the lake steamers of rail road lines will have to tie up. Inas much as these lines have not been particularly profitable under fairly good conditions in the past, it is not to be expected navigation companies will spring up and clamor to buy these ships. With the close of navigation on the Great Lakes next December, the American Flag will be practically exterminated on the Inland seas. The boats will almost certainly be sold to other countries. What a fine thing it all is; what a grand accomplishment; how proud we all should be to have made it almost a misdemeanor to fly our own flag, and to throw so many obstacles against its being flown from the masthead that an owner and captain stand a mighty good chance of going to jail every time they do it! While almost every other nation which has even a few milep of seacoast is striving in every way to encourage Its marine, we, with the largest available seacoast on earth, have apparently neglected nothing to exterminate the little ma rine we had. This country will pay a costly penalty one of these days, and will reap in humiliation and dis may the bitter harvest which short sighted and misguided politicians have sown for us. INSULT TO GOVERNOR [Greensburg Tribune.] On Wednesday of this week a sworn statement was filed with the post office department at Washington in which it was advertised that Ches ter D. Sensenich, a senator in the gen eral assembly of this State, owned and had under his own control a radi cal democratic newspaper published in Greensburg. On Thursday of this week the following gratuitous Insult to Martin G. Brumbaugh, governor of this Commonwealth, was printed in that newspaper which, according to the affidavit, Is owned and controlled by Senator Sensenich: "Kost: A reputation for indepen dence and eminent respectability. Finder please return to Governor's Mansion, Harriaburg, and receive a good State job as reward." What spite and hatred are conceal ed in that insolent thrust at the dis tinguished governor of our State? What a disgusting spectacle our own State senator presents, masquerading as a Republican and, while wearing the shadow blind of his own Demo cratic paper, stabs the Republican governor of the State in the hack, and. ;ill because the governor has refused to be A tool to advance the cause of Democratic self-seekers. Away with such contemptible scamps! Decency revolts at such miserable methods. HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH = By fha Ex-Cora ov A development In the Center coun ty judicial contest, which Is of interest to temperance people in many coun ties occurred yesterday when J. Ken nedy Johnston, the temperance candi date, quit the Held. Center contest had attracted wide attention through out the State and the sudden with drawal of Johnston caused surprise. A dispatch from Bellefonte says: "J. Kennedy Johnston, who caine out last week as the leader of the temper ance and church people, withdrew from the contest, because he says he was not receiving' the united support of either the Center County Temper ance League or the churchmen who induced him to come out. Mr. Johns ton's withdrawal leaves the fight be tween Judge Ellis L. Orvis and Henry C. Qutgley, both license candidates. I Concerning his withdrawal from the race, Mr. Johnston says: "My mind has not been changed one iota as to what I consider for the best interests of our people, but, owing to the inac tivity of those who were presumed to assist in the campaign in various ways, as well as the lack of unity of purpose of our church people, 1 deem it advis able to withdraw from the contest, which I hereby do, as I do not feel warranted in attempting to carry the burdens without a hearty co-oper ation." The Rev. Walter Fay Carson, head of the Temperance League, stated that Mr. Johnston's withdrawal needs no defense. "Personally," said the Kev. Carson, "I feel that we have on the one hand exacted too much of Mr. Johnston, and on the other have conceded too much to the opposition." —Pittsburgh, Pa., Oct. 14. To ex pedite the hearing of appeals taken by David B. Johns, one of the candidates on the Republican ticket at the pri mary for the office of prothonotary, from the recount of votes, two more judges of Allegheny's Courts of Com mon Pleas were put to work. The judges are Ambrose B. Reid and James Carpenter. Judges Shafer and Evans will remain on duty in Room No. 2. —The Philadelphia campaign is starting in earnest. The Philadelphia Press to-day says: "The Republican Mayoralty campaign now occupies the .stage of public interest—monopolized by the world's series—and until the close of the contest, Saturday, October 30, it will make up in vigor what it may have lost in length. To-night Thomas B. Smith, harmony candidate for the Mayoralty, and all the other candidates will begin their tour of the city by attending three meetings de signed primarily for the workers. Meetings, however, are not to be the only activities of the Republican or ganization. Yesterday the committee of thirty lawyers recently appointed by the city committee to prevent the illegal use of the police force in the election, appointed a subcommittee to formally draft an open letter to be sent to Director of Public Safety Dripps, Superintendent of Police Rob inson and other officials, notifying them that any violation of the law will lie met with instant prosecution." George D. Porter made his first ap pearance as the Mayoralty candidate of the Franklin party, of Philadelphia, before a meeting of its city commit tee last evening at Philadelphia and in his address he explained that though during the last few weeks on the stump he had repeatedly declared him self to be a Republican in national politics, he did not desire to be mis understood, because the Franklin par ty "is fundamentally no more a Re publican party than It is a Democra tic party." -—Men conversant with Cumberland county politics have remarked upon the utter collapse of the Democratic campaign in that county. A few years ago the Democrats were decidedly militant in that county, but they seem to have quit the game this year. The Wetzel-Biddle judicial contest stirred up a few old fights and the result will probably be a Republican victory all aJong the line. —Over 200 ties had to be decided by lot in Pittsburgh yesterday. This is the largest number in any county out side of Philadelphia. —Perry county's district attorney ship contest is attracting much atten tion. The candidates are rivals of two campaigns and are making tours of the county and personal appeals. It looks Republican. —Assistant Postmaster General Blakslee is having a hard time to straighten out the kinks in the Demo cratic administration of the Philadel phia post office. —Easton's mayoralty campaign bids fair to be a stirring one. The two candidates aTe former rivals. • —Steps are being taken to start an independent movement against Jonas Fischer nominated for mayor of Wil liamsport by more than fifty per cent. —Allegheny's Democratic County Executive Committee decided no at tempt would be made to have one of the Democratic candidates for county commissioner withdraw. This wiil mean the names of John Houlahen and John A. Martin will be printed on the ballot. Some effort has been made to have Mr. Houlahen retire, but he declined to quit the contest. The fight in the November election on the com missionership will come on the min ority place. A. C. Gumbert and Frank J. Harris, the Republican nominees, are not expected to have any real con test. J. Denny O'Neil has the Bull Moose, Roosevelt Progressive and Key stone nominations. So far he has not indicated what he intends to do. —Blair county Republicans expect to elect their whole ticket with good majorities. —Following the meeting of the Al legheny Democratic Executive com mittee, County Chairman John A. Martin announced his campaign com mittee with James A. Clark as chair man and H. E. Williams as secre tary. The membership is big enough to contain most of the Democratic vot ers of the county. With a presidential election coming next year and a hard fight in prospect for the minority county commissio'nership. the IVlartin faction is recognizing for (he first time the "old guard" Democrats. The cam paign committee includes Colonel Guf fey. RKAL PROSPERITY [New York Sun.] That prosperity which comes from a billion bushel wheat crop and a corn harvest greater than any except one in the country's history is of a better quality and more enduring benefit than any boom of stocks, how ever feverish it may be and however many spectacular winnings it may record. From the farm to the con sumer the cereals contribute to the material well being of every man, whatever his place in the economic scale, substantially bettering the con dition of transportation companies, merchants, laborers and all the intri cate social system that is dependent on them. The American farmer has produced more wheat by 111,000,000 bushels than the previous high mark. Corn falls 98,00.000 bushels below its own record, made in 1912, but the amount is greater than that gathered in any ..other year. On this firm foundation^ 1 THE CARTOON OF THE DAY "IF THE TIDE STAYS OUT FOREVER—" —From the Philadelphia Evening; Ledger. THE PANAMA CANAL AT WORK V.—Locks and Power By Frederic J. Haskin THE work of the locks has been one of the most gratifying fea- tures of the operation of the canal to Its builders and one of the greatest surprises to those who watched its construction. Long before the locks were com pleted certain foreign engineers of the hiphest standing and reputation pro phesied that the giant gates would prove too bulky for successful op eration. Others asserted positively that the slightest earthquake shock would put them out of commission. Disaster in various other forms was confidently promised. The locks may literally be said to have worked without a hitch. There has never been an accident in one of them: there has never beeti an hour lost by any ship because the lock ma chinery was out of repair. The men who work the locks have no improvements to suggest except a very few minor ones with regard to the electrical connections. Before the locks were built design after design was drawn and cast aside. Every con tingency was provided for, every pos sible difficulty foreseen, and their clock-like working to-day is the result of this care and foresight in their construction. Between the two channels of each lock, about midway their length, is a very plain looking two-story building of prevailing buff and red finish. This is the brain, the directing center of the great lift. In this building the captain and his assistants have their headquarters. The top floor of the building is all one room about 60 feet business will base itself solidly, given decent immunity from political as saults, if permitted to develop with out the injudicious fostering- of dema gogues and bumptious tinkerers with the natural order of affairs. The real plutocrat is the farmer: he deserves his profits; and if Con gress and the Legislatures will stop meddling with the farmers' elaborate machinery of collection, all will be well with him and his. The State From Day to Day] i ■* The kiddies of Allentown will rejoice if the plans of the Playground Asso ciation work out, namely, to have the Department of Public Safety set aside certain slopes to be made safe for coasting purposes this winter. The suggestion will doubtless meet with the approval of every red-blooded boy. Franklin and Marshall College, in Lancaster, is proudly floating a new and mighty banner, measuring eleven feet in length and twenty-two in width, from the top of the college tower. Tuesday was a booster day for Pal myra, when the Governor was present and spoke at the dedication of the new SIOO,OOO high school. It's hard to keep up with the rapid strides which progress is taking in our neigh borhood. "Guests of the county are facing meals without spuds" is the comment made by the Reading Herald in ex plaining the rise in the price of pota toes to 77 cents a bushel, which has soared beyond the means of the pro visioned in the Berks county jail. Nine pigs went cheerfully to their death, as far ns we know, at Trappe yesterday when a trolley car struck and killed the whole tribe. The inci dent suggests an answer to the ancient and honorable riddle of "What makes more noise than a pig under a fence?" The muzzle, license and chain busi ness is booming in Easton, whence has gone forth an edict to rise and wipe out all dogs that are not muzzled, licensed or chained. "One thousand quarters" is the catchy slogan which Tarentum energy has adopted as its watchword in the campaign for funds to defray the ex penses of the Hallowe'en celebration. * ♦ t Chambers of Commerce all over the State are taking up the idea of holding get-together luncheons for the purpose of bringing the business and profes sional men and the merchants together in a combined social and practical gathering. A 14-year-old Philadelphia youth ha.« just been taken into custody after having gotten away with an automo bile in which he traveled by day and which ho used as a sleeping car at night, camping out within a block of the City Hall. Pittsburgh is imposing the fine of $5 per wink on those fresh young things who insist on annoying shop girls who are trying to do their work in the department and other stores. Benjamin S. Bowser, ancestor extraordinary and grandfather pleni potentiary, died at the age of 92 in Kittanning yesterday, leaving behind him 15 children, 60 grandchildren, 58 great-grandchildren and 18 great great-grandchildren. CAN'T BE I „[A BAKED. Bobble: Tell me C jjL ) a hair - raising JT ( " Uncle Ned: Im- ] tvisslble. I've > Vied everything. ffejfrqiHjs OCTOBER IS, 1915. lons, and here stands one of the most complicated and remarkable electrical control boards in the world, it reaches almost from end to end of the room. Its face is a sort of map of the canal, upon which each gate and culvert, is represented by an actually moving part which always registers the exact position of Its giant counterpart in the lock. One Man Controls Locks By means of this board one man may control every part of the lock, tell at a glance the exact position of ships passing through it, the depth of water in each stage and whether all the working parts arc in perfect order. By walking along the board and turn ing a few brass handles the operator at Gatun lifts the biggest ocean liner 85 feet in the air. The lock gates upon this control board are represented by little steel arms. Upon each lock gate Itself there is a small electrical motor which is operated by the movement of the gate. The current from this motor actuates the arm upon the control board, so that every move of a big gate is instantly and accurately fol lowed by that of its small representa tive on the board. In addition to the miniature gate showing the position of the great one there are tiny red and green lights upon the board which change their color as the gates art opened and closed. Thus a glance at the board shows the exact stage of every operation. The culverts within the walls of the (Continued on Page 16.) TETKR CART WRIGHT, AN EVAN GELIST Many of the older citizens have heard of Peter Cartwright, a famous Methodist evangelist of the last cen tury. For 53 years this man went up and down the country, penetrating even into the wilds of Missouri, preaching damnation and hell fire and a real devil; proclaiming Christ and Him crucified; stirring the emotions of the people as they were never stir red before; throwing them into trances; baptizing them; planting churches in the wilderness froni which has grown the powerful Methodist Church of to-day, and at last this founder of Methodism died in Sanga mon county, Illinois, and Abraham Lincoln was among the many who mourned at his bier. In his autobiography Cartwright tells that his favorite method of con victing sinners and getting them to cry for mercy was by "Shaking them over hell until they smelt brimstone right strong." He says: "I have seen more than one hundred sinners fall like dead men under one powerful sermon, and I have seen and heard more than five hundred Christians all shouting aloud the praises of God at once." In matters of repartee, a word at the right moment is worth a whole dictionary an hour later. —Life. ! Our Daily Laugh i ——— njcoxri.iiixi IN THE SHADE OF A LEMON ADE STRAW. Tinkle, tinkle, bit j Jiminy, but you ' I) I sound nice, ! y I IrSZrS As you clink and I l| Iril clink and fade j |[~i In a glass of lem- onade! HARD TO DAMAGE. I had children j|" II jljjf in mind when I y built these aubur ban houses. /M I see. And that yMu\ H is why you made •em of re-en- MMI forced concrete. *" ' ■ /"T NO WONDER X HE WAS SAD. 1 Bird: Great <• Ejafy Scott! What's .—happened? j«.; B Porcupine: "t 'iL dinner party /Ml used me for toothpicks. AH! TIS SAD INDEED! By Wing Dinger Of all the sad misfortuneg Such as a rainy day— A day on which for pleasure One plans to go away; Or broken auto axle, When far away from home. Tve got the worst you'll find, friend. From Jacksonville to Nome. The tendon of Ach'llles In my left shaft is sore. To-day it hurts me so much That I could fairly roar. But what pilns me the most is That when the other dubs Are playing golf to-morrow, I'll be home with my clubs. Efotuttg (Eljai In his letter to State Librarian Thomas Lynch Montgomery closing the work of the State commission which handled the wonderful celebra tion of the semicentennial of the battlei of Gettysburg, Col. Lewis E. Beitler. who was the moving spirit, states the purpose of holding together all papers and materials used in the celebration as an exhibit in the State Museum. Yesterday Col. Beitler deposited in the Museum practically everything in tha way of a record of the commission and the celebration. Nothing that haa ever taken place in Pennsylvania, not even the centennial at Philadelphia in 1576, has ever been so completely recorded. A special alcove will bo made ready for ihe exhibition of the invaluable collection of autographs, pictures, medals, flags and other ob jects and the official papers. In his let ter to Mr. Montgomery, Col. Beitler. who began the work under Governor Edwin S. Stuart, carried it on through the administration of Governor John K. Tener and finished it under that of Governor Martin G. Brumbaugh saysj "In closing my five years' serv ice in this work there is preserved in the "archives of the Common wealth a permanent record of the great reunion of the Blue and the Gray on Gettysburg's historic field, that thus made readily ac cessible may merit, I sincerely hope, the interest now of many of the direct participants in that great and historic event who are fast entering the twilight of life's journey and that also may prove in the future of interest to those who "coming after" may so cherish all the more the history of valorous deeds at Gettysburg In viewing the record of this recon ciliation, this reunion of a nation by the same brave men on that same field a half a century after and that stands unparallelled In the world's history." Tn the fine collection of pictures ot the reunion, some of which have been published in Europe, there was a group of sixty pictures made by Robert P. Gorman, who was the Telegraph's staff photographer at the reunion celebra tion. The first book issued by the State on the reunion contained about thirty of the pictures taken by Mr, Gorman and published in the Tele graph. These pictures are notable for the "action" which they show and form a valuable part of the record preserved for posterity at the Capitol, It's funny what people can do with their hands when they must. Yester day an automobile in trying to cross the excavations for new tracks in Second street at State got in the wrong place and sagged down into the trench. About half Ihe car was in the trench and the man in charge was somewhat perturbed. He acted as though he had to make a train or aid a dying relative. Finally, he got out his jack and made efforts, strenuous ones for a warm October afternoon, to move the car to a point where it could go oft under its own power. Some of the men came to help and for ten minutes they futilely worked with the jack. Just about that time on* of the men in another gang who had been looking on remarked: "Say. boys, let's get that auto out on the road." Six men mobilized, picked up the car and put it down in the street five feet from the trench. The driver was so nettled that he* drove off leaving his jack. * * ♦ Harry Newman, who attended thq recent Grand Army encampment at Washington, avers that Pennsylvania had the call at the national capital and that the boys in blue from the Keystone State appeared to be more numerous than those from any other comm,onwealth. He says that Penn sylvania badges were in demand and some of them commanded substantial prices. Pennsylvania, says Mr. New man, was as popular as In 1861 and 1862 at Washington. • • • Among visitors to the citv yester day was Frank R. Von Tackv, who was a member of the Legislature from Crawford county a few years ago. Tie met a number of friends at the capitol. | WELL KNQWNPEOPLE | —Judge Norris S. Rarratt, of Phlla deli*iia, has been made a thirty-third degree Mason. —George H. McFadden, the Penn sylvania's new director, is one of the big cotton merchants of the country. —The Rev. W. H. Zeigler, who was an Alaskan mislonary, has been chosen a director at Lehighton. —C. D. Wettach, Pittsburgh manu facturer, will be given a degree by the University of Pittsburgh. —A. J. Bisler, western Pennsylvania hardware man, says there will be a big boom at the end of the war. —Director C. S. Hubbard of Pitts burgh's public safety, will study the way they do it in New York. | DO YOU KNOW That tlic city's treatment of Paxton crock has been an eye openor for some other cities? HISTORIC HARRHSBURG A regiment was mobilized here for the whisky insurrection and Washington came here to inspect it on his way west. IN HARRISBURO FIFTY YEARS AGO TO-DAY [From the Telegraph of Oct. 15, 1915.] Free I'anwnge For Firemen The Pennsylvania Railroad Company granted the Hope Fire Company mem bers free passage to-day on their trip to the convention in Philadelphia. Imnilngrnnt'M rlilld Die* The child of an Immigrant enroute to the West, died to-day on a train com ing to this city. The infant was turned over to local authorities by the rail road for burial. Typhoid at York , York dispatches report that typhoid fever is increasing in that town, and in parts of the county. Patronize Dealers Who Serve You The store that gives you what you want, when you ask for it and which charges fixed, fair prices, is the store to patronize. If you see an article advertised in this newspaper and then see the goods in a retailer's window you know the merchant is a live storekeeper. ' You know he is up-to-date that he reads the newspapers. You know that when you ask for the newspaper advertised ar ticle by name yqu will get it. You know that the store keeper puts "service first" in his lexicon of business.