6 HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH Established lift PU BUSH ED BY THE TELEGRAPH PRINTING CO. E. J. STACKPOLE President and Editor-in-Chief F. R. OYSTER Secretary GUS M. STEINMETZ Managing Editor Published every evening (except Sun day) at the Telegraph Building, 21# Federal Square. Both phones. Ifember American Newspaper Publish ers' Association. Audit Bureau of Circulation and Pennsylvania Associ ated Dallies. Eastern Office, Fifth Avenue Building, New York City, Hasbrook, Story St Brooks. Western Office, Advertising Building, Chicago. 111., Allen & Ward. Delivered by carriers at 4Hl3f!w£pJ£> six cents a week. Mailed to subscribers at *3.00 a year In advance. Entered at the Post Office In Harrls burg, Pa., as second clans matter. Sworn ilnllj nvernge rlrriilnllon for the three months rntllng July 31, 1013 ★ 21,084 ★ Average for the yenr 1014—21.8(19 Average for the year 101S—IC.IMIl Average for the year 1012—10.649 Average for the year 1011—17.563 Average for the year 1010 —-16,261 The above figures are net. All ie turned, unsold and damaged copies de ducted. TUESDAY EVENING, AUGUST 10 He who sous courtesy reap t s friend ship. and he who plants kindness gathers love. —Basil. FUSION EVERT time a political party finds itself in hopeless min.ority Its bosses look about for some other party or faction with which to "fuse." That appears.to be the position in which the Democrats of Dauphin county find themselves at present. Last Fall they were well supplied with those munitions of war that are Bupposed to make for victory. Like wise they had the appeal of "home pride" In support of a native of the county as a candidate for the highest j office of the State. But they could not win. Indeed, they suffered tne worst defeat in years. So it is but natural that they look to the coming elections with fear and trembling. This year they have neither money nor platform. The Republicans who are candidates for re-election are good men. There Is not a Republican seriously in the running for any of the nominations that is not of excellent reputation, able and popular. Like wise. the affairs of the Republican party in Dauphin county have been well administered, for the reason that they are in the hands of the rank and fie. and the party was never more harmonious nor more assured of vic tory at the polls in November than at the present. Thus It happens that we hear the cry of fusion from the Democrats, which is but an admission or hopeless ness. Like drowning men some of the "leaders" are clutching at the straw of the poor old Washington Party, re gardless of the fact that the recent registration in the county districts ehows there are some thousands more Republicans than Democrats and Washington Party voters put together. DOWN, WITH THE GATES MORE power to the citizens of Columbia and vicinity In their effort to free Lancaster county roads from toll gates. The garden county of the United States has the reputation of having about as many, If not more, toll gates as any other county in this broad land. York county comes next and it is to be hoped that the movement to be launched on August 19 in Columbia will sweep across the Susquehanna and arouse York people to the neces sity of tearing down the gates. The toll road is an anachronism. If the roads were kept up it would not be so bad to spare a few cents for ten miles or so, but they have been allowed to run down until the exac tion of toll is now little more than legalized robbery. In the vicinity of Philadelphia, owners of toll roads are offering to sell, frankly admitting that they have gotten about all out of the franchises that they can reasonably expect. Harrisburg's Motor Club, one of the most enterprising in the State, is mov ing to free the highway to Reading from gates. Its members aided ma terially in freeing the roads in this county, and Dauphin, which has only a. short strip of road left, will Join hands with its sister counties to do away with the gates. Highway Commissioner Cunning ham, who will attend the Columbia meeting, will not only be able to as eure the official co-operation of the Commonwealth to the crusade against the gates, but can speak with public sentiment b'ehind him. HOPING TOO MI'CH [ A N advisory board of twelve, rep- J\ resenting equally the Federal, Stat© and municipal govern ments of the country, to bring about closer co-operation between the three branches in dealing with problems of employment and unemployment, was named at the closing session of the ■United States Department of Labor conference on employment in San Francisco last week. Secretary of Labor Wilson, chair man of the conference, said that he felt co-operation would do much to alleviate, if not eradicate, the evils from which the laborer suffers. Alleviate, perhaps, but eradicate, never. No public labor bureau ever devised cu create positions for idle TUESDAY EVENING, " men In periods of industrial inactivity unless by employing them temporarily upon public work at public expense. What the laboring man wants is work, and he looks in vain for a Job when the mills are idle and the railroads running half-time. If Secretary Wil son Is sincere in his efTorts to eradicate idleness, let him support a national policy not calculated to knock the props from beneath American Indus try. There is very little use for a national labor bureau lri times when factories are humming and the rail roads glutted with freight. CUT OUT THE CUT-OUT THERE is a municipal regulation in Harrlsburg against the use of the cut-out on automobiles ind motorcycles within the city 11m ilts. But in so far as it makes for a ! quieter city it might just as well never j have been written. j On a lonely country road, especial ly when scooting along through the night, there is no sound pleasanter to ;the driver of a motor vehicle than the ; accompaniment of the cut-out to the j throb of his engine. The cut-out has its practical uses,-too, but not on the paved streets of the city where run ning is easy and the motor never la boro. There it is a nuisance. How long do the police Intend to permit the practice to continue? How Ions; is the night to be made hideous by motorists who care for nothing but their own pleasure? How long does the motorcycle policeman intend to along behind cars and cycles that flaunt their reckless violations of the law In his face? Does anybody re member of an arrest for illegal use of the cut-out in the city? A few arrests and a little unpleas ant publicity for the violators would bring relief to residents and teach a useful lesson to careless motorists. "FRIENDS OF PEACE" PEACE advocates from all parts of America and its insular posses sions will assemble in Chicago September 5 and 6. to attend the* na tional peace convention and raise their voices against what their leaders be lieve to be a plot to involve the United States in the European con flict. Just who the "plotters" are the Friends of Peace do not say, but they are positive that the "capitalist-con trolled press of America" is helping to spread the gospel of hate dnd to hasten the nation over the brink of I war. Says one of the statements of the society; With sorrow we have noticed in a certain class of newspapers In this country a disposition to malign and vilify every person whose voice is raised in the cause of peace. With such regularity and precision do the vituperative attacks follow every utterance or movement against the efforts to involve this country In the war that thev strongly smack of a well organized campaign of calumny and set de termination to down all opposition I to the cry for war. The Friends of Peace must thrive, in the publicity they receive, or per- j ish for the lack of it. They have! taken a strange way to win wh£t is! to them the vital friendship of the newspapers. But that aside, the Friends of Peace grossly misstate the case when they say that the bewspapers of America are either controlled by big capital or are urging the country into the war. A glance through the files for the past year of almost any rep resentative newspaper will dispel either accusation. If by repudiating i Bryan and his ilk the newspapers have offended the Friends of Peace, then no apology Is due. No newspaper in the country Is arguing for a bigger army arid a bigger navy In order that the United] States may participate In the present; war. By the time our program of ! preparedness is well under way the European war will be at an end, In all likelihood. The newspapers are look ing to the future and the eyes of millions of other suddenly awakened Americans are cast in the same direc tion. They believe that our people must be guarded by the best possible defense we can raise between our land and burglars abroad. Not » news paper in the whole country But would suffer frightfully in case of war. For their own selfish interests, if for no other, the? too are friends of peace. We very jnuch fear that unless the delegates to gather at San Francisco are more practical and opca-minfled than their spokesmen have been very little good will come ot me con ference. j. ______ NOT AX UNMIXED BI.ESSIXG THE war orders over which many of the large industries of the country are so excited may not be an unmixed blessing. Some of the contracts are 'so big that mush-r&om towns are springing up around the plants that have them and enormous sums are being ex pended to Increase factory capacity. Nobody knows how long the war will last. Nobody knows whether there will be other orders to follow those now being turned out. Consequently, managers of industries who are building additions to their plants to turn out the munition orders they now have must be realizing tremendous profits therefrom, sufficient to cover their expenditures and still leave dividends, or they are facing a serious condition when the present abnormal business with Europe sub sides. The factory that is equipped for the manufacture of war materials only and with largely increased Invest ments on which to earn interest and dividends at the close of the war may find itself in serious straits. The so-called "war stocks" at fancy figures may be all right for the man who is buying and selling stocks, but they do not appear to a conservative mind very desirable as a permanent investment. | TELEGRAPH'S PERISCOPE^ —The number of drowning accidents this summer Indicates that It Is almost a* hard to floaty alone aa It Is to float a loan. • —The funniest thing ahout the Philadelphia Record's first page humorous column is Its heading—"ln and About the City." —Joy riders shouldn't objeot to newspaper criticisms of them, for they themselves are always running down somebody or other. —For the encouragement of one Grand Duke Nicholas we herewith note the fact that Yorktown followed Innu merable retreats and defeats, and that It was the man who did the retreating who dictated the terms of surrender. —Colonel Hutchison shows a very praiseworthy disposition to Illuminate the red light situation. —lt Is an undeniable fact that the person responsible for recent weather I forecasts doesn't care a hang about fishing. 1 EDITORIAL COMMENT [ Who Is expected to Inspect the steam boat Inspectors?— New York Tribune. A Bulgarian paraphrase—"Come over with Macedonia and we'll help you."— New York World. We see by the papers that the Ger mans have captured 7,690 more husky appetites.—Columbia State. The new note to Germany Is not a "billet doux," but a "Billy, don't." Charleston News and Courier. Can't the Government do anything to stop the sale of habit-forming ex plosives?— Philadelphia Inquirer. After Przemysl, Przasnysz. We hate to think what the Germans will take next.—Syracuse Post-Standard. IN HARRISBURG FIFTY YEARS AGO TO-DAY [From the Telegraph, Aug. 10, 1865.] Cotton Company Directors Meet The directors and stockholders of the Harrlsburg Cotton Company met to-day in the Courthouse. A large majority favored the sale of the entire pLoperty to a Philadelphia firm for SIOO,OOO. Surgeons Appointed The Commissioner of Pensions to day appointed the examining surgeons for this State. Will Erect Depot The City Passenger Railway Com pany is Advertising for proposals for the erection of a depot and stables. "I AM POLAND!" [From the Free Poland for August I.] Behold me. O Mankind: Clothed In robes of white and crimson, fetters dragging at my withered limbs! White, because 1 am innocent be fore the God of P.eace and Justice of the awful fate that has befallen me. Crimson, because the wounds that thrice have pierced my heart a cen tury ago, now bleed afresh and life's last drop of blood is slowly ebbing. The fetters soon will fall, for there Is navight to hold! I spoke of God! Oh, dreadful thought! I now begin to doubt that God still Is, and all around me I be hold portents that justify my fears. Where'er I turn, contending armies press upon me and in the front ranks of each of them. oh, merciful Heavens; I see my own. my children, well beloved, my only hope and wish for life impelled to slay each other for a cause not theirs! The aged, the mothers and the little brood, that promise of the future, I'm powerless to feed and shelter and pro tect! I see them starve and die. The very soil is battle scarred; deep trenches cross It everywhere; dwellings of God and men are desolate and mighty forests barren stand, stripped by the hand of war! I love this land of plains, O Poland of my heart! I love thee more, because a hundred years thou has endured the sorrows of Niobe thousandfold and noble courage has sustained thee! I've hoped for thee and prayed. Thy children I have gathered to my heart and breathed the spirit of a valiant race into their souls! But now I can no more! Behold me, 0 Mankind! I've sunk upon the blood drenched ground and faith and hope have almost lied within me. Can it be writ upon the scroll of fate that this nation should be wiped away while Mankind was engulfed in war or in pursuit of wealth and happiness? O God of Justice and of Peace! The talents Thou hast given me I freely shared with others, while sorrow has been mine alone! The might which Thou vouchsafed to me was never in oppression used. When Crescent threatened to supplant the Cross my sons were the defenders of Thv faith! O God of Justice and of Peace! What recompense is mine! Hast Thou de creed that I should die? Or shall I pass through this travail to life anew? Inspire Thou Mankind to help! Pre serve me. Thou. O God of Justice and of Peace! CASIMIR GONSKI. Our Daily Laugh B EDDIE'S PART. Now, Edwin, H I'" furnish thla nlc* brick, an' all you gotter do Is /g£*, to swipe yer dad's new silk hat to & put over It. TRUE. Mrs. Divorce* |h ' belongs to the Lfk cream of society. - -*,}» doesn't she? 5% Well, she's been through the sep- HAHD TO WORK By Wing Dinger Gee, It's hard to keep a-workln' As. vacation time draws near— As the chap who's dead In love, bo. Makes a fellow act as queer. • He just simply can't keep his mind On his business, and you'd think From the distant look In his eye That he's meddled with strong drink. 1 know, 'cause the time Is comln' For my summer holiday, And I'm thinking of a spot In Ole Virglnny, far away. Where the birds fly by the hundreds And make gunnln' mighty fine, Where the fish bite in dead earnest Like they'd take the hook and line. Gee. It's hard to keep a-workln' And awaltin' for the day When on such a big vacation One can make a getaway. Klnda makes a fellow fearful That the birds will all be shot Ere he gets there, and that all flsh la the will .have been caught. HARRIBBURG gSfcßg TELEGRAPH Rolette* Ck ""PoovQij&jcuua By the Ex-Commltteeman Considerable midsummer amusement is being furnished by efforts of Bull Moosers and Democrats who hope to attract to their disorganized ranks some of the wavering Washlngtonlana to blame the small enrollment of ■Washington party men on the Repub licans. In practically every county the I Washington party enrollment has gone so low that the Democratic newspapers ht«ve ceased to claim that the partisans of protest decided not to register but to await thelr chance to land a smash ing blow in November. In several coun ties the Washington, enrollment was so small that Bull Moosers decided not to attempt to ndme tickets. To-day the amusing claim is made that the reason the Bull Moosers are so few is that the assessors avoided putting down party affiliations, but this Is so absurd that only Democrats who seek to frame up alliances wi>h the remnants of the army of 1912 are making It. For several weeks past efforts have been under way to form one of the fevorite fusion bunds by the. Demo cratic bosses, but the difficulty seems to be that the rank and file of tho Democrats object to giving the Wash ington party men anything worth while because they do not represent any voting strength. Dauphin county forms a conspicuous example. —Ex-Governor Edwin S. Stuart and other prominent men mentioned In the list of "eligibles and availables" by tho businessmen of Philadelphia, have declined to permit the use of their names as candidates, for mayor. Con gressman W. S. Vare is believed to hold the key to the situation. If he decides to run, there will be opposition to him and a bitter fight. The Inde pendents are sitting back awaiting the the Republican councils. —New York people are predicting that the next Republican national con vention will be held in Philadelphia. They say that sentiment throughout eastern States Is growing rapidly In favor of a change from Chicago. —Stewart H. Whitehlll. one of the candidates for judge in Jefferson county, has been arrested on a charge of criminal libel. He got into a row with one of the leaders of the Nc-Lteens© League. —The city of Chester has adopted a city flag. William Ward, Jr., a former legislator, is mayor of the city and took a prominent part In working up the movement. —County Commissioner J. Denny O'Xeil is making a game fight for re nomination for county commissioner in Allegheny against a coalition of men who have been on the outs until this year. Friends of O'Neil say that the outlook is favorable to him. —The Lawrence county Judicial con test is getting about as hot as any in the State. Judge W. E. Porter is facing opposition of James A. Chambers and S. P. Emery. The latter is well known in Harrisburg, as he has been a fre quent visitor to the Capitol. —City Chairman H. F. Oves will call a meeting of the Republican city com mittee before the first registration day comes around. -—One of the most interesting of the mayoralty contests In the State will be In Rending. Mayor Ira W. Stratton Is not expected to be a candidate" for re-election because It Is rumored he Is to get a State position of some impor tance. Consequently Commissioner Eisenbrown is being put t,o the front. —Johnstown's mayoralty contest this year will be a tame one. Mayor < puffiel is said to be after a county position. —Pittsburgh, morally, is the clean est city in the United States," said Bishop J. F. Regis Canevin, addressing: the delegates to the convention of the Catholic Total Abstnence Union, in session in Synod Hall at St. Paul's Cathedral this morning. This state ment called forth a storm of applause, which was followed with applause in greater volume when he continued, suying: "There is less crime in Pitts burgh, fewer violations of the liquor lews and less people who drink in toxicants than any city in the world, excepting those districts where pro hibition prevails, this in accordance with the population of the city." MOVIE CENSORS UPHELD I From the Philadelphia Press. 1 The .supreme Court of Pennsylvania has affirmed the right of the State to of Censorship. It has declared the Act l " r ? e* hlb| tions through Its State Board creating the Board of Censors, constitutional and has upheld the Com mon Pleas Courts of Philadelphia in exercise supervision over moving nlc their refusal to grant an Injunction re straining; the censors from performing: their official duties. As the Supreme Court of the United States has made similar runngs on appeals from the censorship lawn of other States, this principle may be looked upon as defi nitely settled. The Act of 1911. of which the film manufacturers complained, was amend ed by the Legislature of 1915 in a way that assures the movie men of fairer treatment and removes the most seri ous of their grounds of complaint The cost of the censorship to them was ma terially reduced and the administrative details considerably simplified. Experi ence has demonstrated that, as it is now enforced, the censorship works no great hardship on the film manufac turers nor prevents them from follow profitably occupat,on expeditiously and It is doubtless for the general rood of the community that the principle of moving picture censorship has been up held by the highest court of the State. The wide appeal of the film drama makes It a tremendous force for good or evil; and a censorship based upon considerations of public morals can only result In shaping this potent in fluence In the right direction. The single valid argument that has been made asrainst the principle of cen sorship is that a board of arbitrary, narrow-minded censors might abuse the discretion conferred upon them by law But this danger Is ofTset by the Gover nor's power to remove the censors at win and by the fact that public opin ion will always demand and secure fair play for the makers of moving pictures. COTTON* EXPORTS [Washington Post.] The Increase in exports of cotton manufactures has had a wholesome influence in correcting the collapse of cotton prices in the South, but al though the total exports for the last ten months exceed by several million dollars the cotton exports for similar periods in the past, the real test can be made only in the domestic market. Official figures made public by the Department of Commerce show an indicated export total of approxV mately $75,000,000 for the fiscal year, while the imports will fall below $50,- 000,000, making a favorable balance of trade amounting to $25,000,000. This net business done by American man ufacturers cannot fail to be gratify ing. It means that there will be $25,- 000,000 to be spent In the United States, which otherwise would have been held in Europe. Administration officials, however, should pay greater attention to the Improvement of domestic conditions. These conditions have been improv ing. but the Department of Com merce would do well to consider all possible methods of increasing domes tic trade. XATIRB HAS BIG Gl'JtS [From the New York World.] Nowadays you have to look twice at the picture to see whether It is a record of storm havoc in the Middle West or merely another cathedral. THE CARTOON OF THE DAY "I GOT ME EYE ON YOU; DON'T CHEAT" When,the junk man comes around and the summer park attract* how the boys and girls do hunt up the old newspapers, rags and broken Iron ware. L. R. Ney, the young Harrisburg artist, has caught such a scene for the Telegraph. I —-—^ A NEW NATIONAL PARK By Frederic J. Haskin V A TWO-MILE-HIGH playground, is the latest addition to Uncle Sam's national parka. It is lo cated in Colorado, 40 miles as the crow flies from Denver. The route by wing is by far the shortest for wagon roads make so many detours among the can yons that 70 horizontal miles, and one which is perpendicular, must be tra versed between this city of the Rock ies and the new riot of nature that is to be preserved for posterity. It was 50 years ago that Lord Dun raven, an English sportsman and globe trotter, wandered into the region that makes up the new Rocky MauntainNa tlonal Park. There tie shot elk and bear and mountain sheep until his bag was full. But, having surfeited himself with sport of this nature, he remained to absorb the beauties of the mountain scenery. He became so im pressed with it that he tarried for months. Then he went to Europe and brought back the best artist he could And to paint some of the beauties he had discovered. Incidentally, he em ployed a descriptive writer to come all the way to these American wilds to write about them. He contem plated buying a great tract of this land and converting it into a shooting pre serve. He never consummated this ambition, but he introduced this "heart of the Rockies" to the world. The preserve that Lord Dunraven would have created as a private hold ing became a national park through the action of the last session of Con gress, which, in January, set aside 230,000 acres to be held forever as a wilderness of nature where the people may, upon occasion, repair and review the primeval world still undefiled. On July 1 It was turned over the Secre tary of the Interior and is now being administered as a national park. Dur ing the present month it is being vis ited by many tourists, to whom It Is making Its first bow with Uncle Sam as its sponsor. l-'ourtecnth National Park Thus has come into existence the fourteenth national park that is cared for by the federal government. Al ready it has been administering such playgrounds as the wonderland of the Yellowstone; the snow pyramid of Mount Ranier; that titanic gash In the earth that makes the Grand Canyon; Glacier Park In Montana, which sur passes the Alps; iosemite, Crater, Se quoia and others. But the Rocky Mountain National Park introduces a new attraction into the sisterhood. It is not a park which has its central attraction some one feature that is a freak of nature, or that lends a peculiar interest. It occu pies that point in the Rocky Mountains where the grandeur of this huge mountain chain Is at Its best—where mountain scenery is regarded as hav ing most nearly approached perfec tion. It is a single point where the wide-flung Rockies may be seen to best advantage—where the impres slveness of the whole system may be appreciated. The new park contains about 360 square miles, which means that It 1b about Ave times as big as the District of Columbia. It is about 25 miles long and fifteen wide. There is not in the park a single spot that is less than 8,000 feet, or a mile and a half, above sea level. Yet so hlglj is the whole region that these are by comparison lowlands. There are 60 peaks that rise above the 12,- 000 foot line and are in the two-and-a half mile class as to height. The highest of them all surpasses Pike's Peak and is among the great moun tains of the Rockies. This is Long's Peak, which has an elevation of 14,- 256 feet. Eighteen of the mountains In this small area have an elevation of more than 13,000 feet. 200 Crystal Lakes Suspended In this sky line of a con tinent are 200 crystal lakes, mirror ing the nearby sky. They are but patches of blue in the pockets of mountain canyons. They cover ten or twenty or sixty acres of ground. Grand Lake, the largest of them all, is three miles long. Odessa Lake Is the most picturesque in its riot grandeur, while Charm Lake Is the wildest and nestles like a fawn in hiding at an elevation of 11,000 feet. The Rocky Mountain National Park straddles the continental divide. The water from portions of it flow into the streams that lead to the River Platte and thence to the Missouri, the Mis sissippi and Gulf of Mexico. Others of them leap over precipices into the headquarters of the Grand River which flows into the Colorado, which winds through the wonders of the Grand Canyon and empties Into the pearl-breeding waters of the Gulf of California. The trees of the region, chiefly pines and spruce, climb high up among the snows. Timberllne here Is 11,500 feet high—a decided contrast to condi tions In the Alps where nothing grows above 6,600 feet. The landscapes that are laid out upon tbls basis have their own pecu AUGUST 10, 1915.. i?li . es ' mostl - v virtues. The whole area Is not covered with timber. Prob and,,? 01 I"°,F e than one-fourth of the surtace of the park is timbered. The bm lß f ape Sardener of the ages who p„ a „.f om L fhe plan for these central a different idea, o-ri, trees be P'»nted in clumps and «ro\es and scattered about without rhjme or reason. They clamber up n,o„^. a " yOn ? J and scra mble over the mountain sides. But in the valleys *S ppear str ©tches of level land, there are seldom trees. These '"*o Parkways and meadows co\ ered with luxuriant grasses and blossoming in flowers the varieties of which mount into the thousands. Snow Beds That Never Melt ( .f ro ® the meadows and the lakes in the \alleys rise the mountains—tower ing masses of rock spotted to the kI?» w 'ith forests and above that belt crowned with perpetual snows. J,nere are many snow beds in the park that never melt, and there are three of these of sufficient magnitude to pro duce glaciers. Crowning the whole are those cloud effects produced in the clear air of these altitudes and of which it has often been said that they alone were recompense for a trip across a contin fv? ' rhe aJtitude and the clarity of the atmosphere work as strange ma- Sic upon the clouds. These become as substantial and as clear in outline as the grini walls of a monastery be neath which one passes. They pile in huge masses about the plateaus, as though pushed forth by some stupen dous volcano. They roll down moun tain gorges and He in the roadway, ihe traveler drives into a cloudlet that has drifted into his track, is enveloped for a time in its misty folds, and he drives out of it again into the sun light. One of the chief considerations that led to the creation of this national park was the fact that it constituted a region that was already visited by something like 50,000 people tvery summer. Its elevation is so great .\nd the snow so deep in the winter tnat it is difficult to establish homes here in which people will want to live the year round. But In summer the cli mate is so attractive and the condi tions lend themselves so Ideally to camping that the fame of the resort has long been such as to draw many people to it. Koad From Denver Just outside the region set aside Is a settlement known as Estes Park. It is the gateway to the new reserva tion. There are hotels and outfitting establishments for campers. A good automobile road leads to the park from Denver. Considered from the standpoint of accessibility from the East, the new park may be reached by a much shorter and quicker journey than may any of the old ones. The vacationist who wants to know what the big mountains at their best are like may get the idea here with least loss of time. Judging from the num bers of visitors who have visited it while the region was still but a part of the national domain, it is expected that it will soon become the best pat ronized of the national parka. The government has not as yet ex erted much influence upon the new park. It is just now In the midst of the task of selecting rangers and in augurating its administration. It will follow the general plan under which the other national parks are adminis tered in handling the new playground. There will be a superintendent who will enforce the regulations laid down by the Secretary of the Interior. Rangers will act as his aids. There will be no soldiers in this park as there are in Yellowstone, as the area is so much smaller that they will not be needed. FIRE ON THE: OKLAHOMA [From the Philadelphia Press.] The public will not be satisfied with any hypothetical explanation of the fire on our biggest battleship, the Okla homa, at the New York Shipbuilding Company's yards In Camden on Mon day night. It is all very well to say that a careless \workman may have thrown a lighted clgaret stub or a burn ing match among inflammable ma terial. But this explanation Is no more acceptable at present than the alterna tive theory of spontaneous combus tion. The long arm of coincidence becomes a groupof tentacles, when one attributes to change the Are underneath the for ward turret of the Alabama at the Philadelphia Navy Yard on Sunday a week ago; another on the New Jersey at the Charlestown Navy Yard, and this third on the Oklahoma, in Camden. Chance Is not singling out the ships of the United States navy for a freakish display of fireworks. This, at least, will be the strong suspicion of the American public, unless the official in vestigation should demonstrate the contrary. XOT TEL.DIXG Ted —What do you do when a man tries to kiss you? Marjorie—Oh, that's something you'll have to find out for yourself.—Life. j ©mring (Etjat Pennsylvania's State school fund, which was established by the framers of the State school code which became a law In the first year of the Tener administration, now contains over $160,000 of permanent Investments, the last purchase of bonds having been made yesterday. The fund had $70,000 of Investments several months ago and since that time over SBO,OOO has been turned over to It by the State Forestry Department, as under the law all reve nue from forests goes to the perma nent fund. Prom this latter sum there have been purchased SIO,OOO Wilmington, Del., bonds. SIO,OOO Charleston, W. V., SIO,OOO Rochester, Pa., $20,000 Nashville, Tenn.. $20,000 Louisiana State and $15,000 Oil City bonds. The fund already contained a number of Pittsburgh and other bonds. It Is expected that this fund, the prin cipal of which may not be spent, will ultimately amount to millions, as to it must go not only the income from the Slate forests, which now aggregate over a million acres, but all sales of State property and all escheated estates and money. Under the operation ol the new escheat act, which is to be come effective on January 1, it is ex pected the State will receive much more money for this fund. While It is accumulating the fund the State will use only such portion of the interest as will be actually needed for relief of school districts in distress. • • • Attorney General Francis Sliunk Brown has secured and hung In the Attorney General's department an oil painting of George Bryan, who was "President of Pennsylvania" in 1778. Mr. Bryan was President of the Su preme Executive Cpuncil, which was managing the affairs of the Common wealth in that dark revolutionary year, having succeeded Thomas Wharton when that noted Philadelphian died in office. The painting is well preserved and has been appropriately marked. TTp on Riverside Drive the other night about 11 o'clock an autolst stopped with a blow-out. He worked and cussed, as is the custom in such cases, until 'long about 2 o'clock in the morning. But he was not without company. After he had been plugging away at his tire trouble for about a half hour along came another machine —boom! went a tire, and he stopped. Soon another car, driven by a hilarious lady, stopped with a third blow-out. and the feminine driver sang in a loud voice, "Everybody's doing it" Needless to say, the neighbors didn't sleep thereabouts. * • • One of the Harrisburg manufactur ers has devised a scheme for control of some of his men who take unex pected leaves of absence, generally for bibulous reasons. He worked out a plan whereby men who took a day off without notice had to stay oft two days. It worked very well for a time and It happened that last week that one of the men who had been caught felt like taking a rest and, not desir ing to lose two days, up the manufacturer to "give notice." What the manufacturer said was a shame. It seems that he called up at 5.15 a. m. • • * Highway Commissioner R. J. Cun ningham is a terror on placards ani. posters and other things tacked up along the State highways. There Is a State law prohibiting advertising mat ter along State highways and many local politicians have disregarded it in various counties of the State. Their cards have been coming down as fast as put up and have no favoritism o\ er Aunt Somebody's sovereign remedy or anything that grown folks dream about. • • • A couple of city chaps were out in the country the other day and found farmers looking lugubriously at the fields of corn almost laid flat or bent away over by the force of the storms that have occurred the last week. One farmer said that unless the corn got straightened out he would stand to lose a good many dollars. "Try a rope," suggested one of the city boys. "Rope? What for?" asked the agri culturalist. "Why, start at one side of the field and run the rope under the stalks and then straighten them up," was the bright suggestion. The farmer went back to his house. • • • Joe LeCompte, assistant cashier of t"® State Treasury, is approaching what he calls his vacation season. He has lately had the number of pav checks which he handles jumped from 1,200 to 1,800 and now he is about to send out the 2,500 checks to school districts for payment of the school ap propriation and 1,500 to townships for road bonus purposes. | WELL KNOWN PEOPLE —Frank Butterworth, the Tale full back of the nineties, is at the training camp at Plattsburg. —Ex-Congressman J. W. Logue, of Philadelphia, was a speaker at the big temperance meeting in Pittsburgh. —Captain William T. Rees, of Pitts burgh, is the ranking officer of the State artillery at Tobyhanna. —Charles H. English, Erie city so licitor. Is active in the relief work. He is in charge of the negotiations with the national government. —Jones Wister is spending the sum mer at Cape May. —Slgmund Lubln, tire film manu facturer, is thinking of trying aviation. | DO YOU KNOW That Harrishurg stores are the big buying places for people within forty miles of the city? HIS CHOICE OP THREE St. Peter.—What was your occupa tion on earth? Spirit.—Robber. St. Peter.—lce, coal or gas? —Ohio State Journal. Back From Vacation When we return from our out ing things look differently to us. We have a new and perhaps keener vision. We see many little things wo would like to Improve—new pur chases we must make. To meet the new view point and not tax the purse one should buy with discrimination. And discrimination means knowledge such as comes from reading the advertising in the Telegraph. / - ___ SECOND FLY CONTEST of the Civic Club for 1915. Augiit Ist to September 38th. Five cents a pint for all files, and many prises In cold.