Mgowen r-a-il nrer-es • How We Love to Be Deceived By DOROTHY MX One of the rno*t curious of human weaknesses is that we all enjoy being deceived if the deception ministers to our vanity. We are not only ready, hut anxious, to swallow any lie, how ever preposterous, if It flatters us. and we aever, never look a gift compli ment in the mouth. Most of us, of course, pretend that - this isn't true, but there is at least one man who has the courage of his egotism. Jn a recent divorce case, the aggrieved wife, in showing cause why she should be given a separation and alimony from her husband, submitted a set of rules that he had drawn up for her conduct. Among other "do's" and "don'ts" was this Illuminating' item: "You must deceive me continually by telling me that I am handsome and fascinating, and that you adore me, and could not live without me." Probably everyone who read this extraordinary theory of a wife's duty smiled—but with a wry mouth. It hit too near home, for the only dif ference between this man and the balance of us Is that ho has the can dor to speak out what we all secretly desire. The honest truth is that tliere are certain matters about which we want to be deceived. Our happiness depends upon our believing that those about us see M in a light that we know in our soula to be impossible and with a halo about us that we are perfectly aware we do not possess. What Should They I>o This is especially the case between married couples, and so It becomes a nice ethical question whether It Is not neally the duty of husbands and wives to perjure themselves like gen tlemen and ladies as regards their opinion of each other.. Perhaps hus bands and wives do have a right to expect to be deceived by the partners of their bosoms, and so this husband's demand of his wife was not so ab «urd, after all. .. i Take the case, for instance, of the woman who has grown more than fair, fat and forty. When she asks her husband how she looks, she is sim ply imploring him to deceive her. She wants him to assure her that she was the most beautiful woman at the ball, and that in his eyes she is bet ter looking than the day he married her. Of course, the woman knows this for the palpable lie that it is. She knows that her husband would have to be a doddering idiot to think that B fat, grizzle-headed, pasty-cheeked, dull eyed woman of fifty was in the Venus class with slim. lithe young pirls, with the roses of youth in their .•heeks, and the glint of the morning In the gold of their hair and the dew of their eyes. More Muscle for Less Money Good muscle and good brain are a combination that will beat the world. There is more digestible, brain-making, muscle-building material in Shredded Wheat than in beef - steak or eggs. 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THURSDAY EVENING, HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH JUNE 3, 1915 Nevertheless, the man who rises gallantly to his tarra-diddle makes bis wife perfectly happy. She knows what he is telling her can't possibly be true, but she hugs the dear decep tion to her breast, and it makes life worth living for her. Precisely the same thing is true of men. They want their wives to de ceive them, and if their wives won't deceive them they go and hunt up some other lady w.ho will. Find a home In which the wife is Veracious Jane and hands out to hubby her real opinion of hitii, and you will And a home in which there Is discord and ultimate divorce. Men Are Covetous Just as a woman wants her hus band to tell her that she is young and beautiful to him, so every man wants his wife to apparently put him on a pedestal and knock her forehead on the Jloor I efore him and make him feel that he is aa big and strong as a lion, and as much of a oracle as Solo mon. If the woman has any intelligence, the husband knows that she is bound to size him up as she would any other human being, that, indeed, her very closeness to him in her daily associa tion with him miust give her the meas ure of his littleness and his lack of judgment as no one else can have it, but his whole happiness is bound up in whether she deceives him or not on this point. If she calls his attention to his faults and criticises his conduct ami ridicules his mistakes, he is chagrined and miserable. Rut if she makes him believe that to her he is a paragon of all the virtues she makes life worth while for him, just as the. insincere flattery of the husband makes life worth while for the old wife. A philousopher once said that the best loved and most admired among us could not survive the shock of bearing the real opinion that our friends entertained of us. Certainly no marriage could last another min ute if we knew how we really look to our husbands and wives, how big our faults loom in their eyes, and how in finitesimal our virtues. Nor could we endure to know how often we bore them when we think we are fascinating them, how often they see through our little artifices when we think them blind, nor how ofter they are praying for patience to endure us when we picture them as pining for us in our absence. Let us thank Heaven for the kindly deceit that pads the angles of matri mony, and for our ability to believe what we want to believe. Eor when it comes to being deceived about our own charms, we all exhibit a credulity that would make a two-year-old child look like a suspicious and doubting Thomas. JITNEYS' RIGHTS ARE QUESTIONED Contention That They Must File Routes and Cannot Affect Com panies Operating The question of the status of Jitneys before the luw governing public serv ice in Pennsylvania was raised before the Public Service Commission for mally yesterday and a series of further hearings is likely. Some time ago a couple of jitney companies were Incor porated, including one In this city, with protest, but yesterday the point was raised that jitneys should be re quired to have regular routes and that whether they would do business where trolley service is adequate was a mat ter for grave consideration. There is also pending the question of whether jitney operators must secure cer tificates of public convenience to op erate. The protest was made late yester day to the application of the Jitney Service Company to carfy passengers and freight in Williamsport. It was opposed by the Williamsport Passenger Railway Company, the Vallamont Traction Company, the South Side Pas senger Company and the East Side Passenger Railway Company. N. M. Edwards, representing the jitney peo ple, told the commission that there was a petition signed by about a thou sand people asking for the service and several witnesses were produced to show the necessity for transporta tion of this character. "This method of transportation has come to stay," he said, and explained to the commis sion the routes now traversed by the jitneys. C. L,aßue Munson, who represented the protestants. declared that there was no authority of law which pro vided for the incorporation of a com pany to operate motor-drawn vehicles and a question to he determined is whether the jitneys have the right to heoome rivals of long-established pub lic service when they fail to set forth every street and alley they intend to cover. 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