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BIG PUBLICITY RUN
uoard of Governors of Motor Club
Change Second Day Route Be
cause of Poor Roads
Distributions of numbers and pen
ants for the Publicity Run next week
were distributed to-day. Secretary J.
Clyde Myton of the Motor Club of
Harrisburg anticipates not less than
100 entries before Friday night. The
board of governors met last night and
approved plans to date.
In addition to the silver trophies, a
number of special prizes will be
awarded in various cities. There will
be drawings and awards at evgry stop.
George D. Proud, who has made a
canvas of every city through which the
local boosters will pass, returned to
Harrisburg yesterday. He is now busy
on the catalog which will be ready
by Saturday. Air. Prouil said:
"Harrisburg has never had a run
like this will be. It means the great
est advertising ever given the city.
In every town mayors, members of
Chamber of Commerce, and citizens in
general have planned to give the Har
rlsburgers a royal reception.
Welcome From Governor
"At Wilmington the governor, State
an 4 city officials will act as a reception
committee. Jt is up to the Harris
burg people to get Into this run. There
ought to be no less than 150 cars.
Wjth seventy-five silver trophies and
prizes awaiting the autoists in every
city, there is no reason why Harris
burg folks should not get busy. There
will also be souvenirs in every city."
At the meeting of the board of gov
ernors last night some changes were
made in the second day program. The
roads between Eldora and MUlville are
In a poor condition. This necessitated
abandoning the route from Stone Har
bor, to Demsville, to Eldora, to Mill
villa, to Bridgeton. The cars go from
Stone Harbor to Reservera, along the
shore boulevard via of Tickahoe, May's
Landing, Franklin, Woodstown and
Pennsgrove.
Twenty new members were taken in
last, night, and an invitation was ac
cepted by President Frank Bosch and
George T>. Proud to attend the ban
quet of the Middletown Motor Club to
morrow night.
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WEDNESDAY EVENING,
NORTH YORK HERE SATURDAY;
FIRST GAME FOR HARRISBURG
City and County Officials to Be Guests of Manager at Island Park;
Promise Strong Line-up
Baseball in Harrisburg will open
! Saturday afternoon at Island Park.
I The local team, with Captain "Shorty"
| Miller in charge will meet the North
I York aggregation. Game will be call
led at 3 o'clock
Manager J. Harry Messersmith of
i the local team will present his strong
est line-up, as he Is anxious to see
Baseball Summary;
Games Past and Future
SCORES OF YESTERDAY
National league
Pittsburgh, 4; St. Louis, 3.
Others postponed.
American league
Boston, 2: Washington, 0.
Detroit, 3; St. Louis. 1.
Others postponed.
Federal 1 <eagne
Baltimore. 3; Chicago, 2.
Others postponed.
WHERE THEY PIvAY TO-DAY
\ati"nnl League
New York at Philadephia.
Boston at Brooklyn.
St. Louis at Pittsburgh.
Cincinnati at Chicago.
American Ix-ague
Athletics at New York.
Washington at Boston.
I Chicago at Cleveland.
; Detroit at St. Louis.
Federal
Chicago at Baltimore.
St. Louis at Brooklyn.
Pittsburgh p.t Newark.
Kansas City at Buffalo.
WHERE THEY PLAY TO-MORROW
National League
Philadelphia at Brooklyn.
New York at Boston,
j St. Louis at Pittsburgh.
| Cincinnati at Chicago.
American I-eagiie
Washington at. Philadelphia.
Boston at New York.
I Chicago at Cleveland.
Detroit a! St. Louis.
Federal I /ensue
St. Louts at Brooklyn.
Chicago at Baltimore.
Kansas City at Buffalo.
Pittsburgh at Newark.
STANDING OF THE TEAMS.
National league
W. L. P. C.
Philadelphia 12 4 .750
Chicago ....11 6 .647
Boston 8 7 .S3 3
Cincinnati 9 8 .629
St. Louis 10 10 .500
Brooklyn 7 10 .412
Pittsburgh 6 12 .333 1
New York 4 10 .286
American I.eaffue
W. L. P. C.j
New; York 10 4 .714
Detroit 14 6 .700
Chicago 11 8 .579
Washington 8 7 .533
Boston 6 6 .500
Cleveland 8 10 .444
Philadelphia 4 11 .267
St. Louis 5 14 .263
Federal Tjeafiiie
W. L. P. C.
Chicago 12 6 .667
Pittsburgh 11 8 .579
Newark . 11 8 .579
Brooklyn 10 8 .556;
• Kansas City 9 9 .500
St. Louis 7 10 .4121
Baltimore 8 12 .400
Buffalo 6 13 .316 1
Umpire Uses Shotgun
to Emphasize Decisions
Special to The Telegraph
Kansas City, Mo., May 5.—A base
ball umpire who carries an automa
tic shotgun is a reality on the North
Side. Rosa Plazatana, official umpire
for the North Side Jpool Hall teams,
| made his debut yesterday with his
armament on the grounds Just south
of the courthouse.
The novel spectacle of a man stand
ing In the center of the diamond
pointing a shotgun at a runner whom
he was attempting to halt and send
back to second base because of a
ground rule providing that a runner
take only one base on a passed ball,
attracted Prosecuting Attorney Jacobs
as he looked out of his office window.
Inquiry developed that Plazatana
consented to be umpire only on the
consideration that he be allowed to
carry something with which to defend
himself.
DAUPHIN-PERRY LEAGUE PLANS
Final plans for the opening of the
Dauphin-Perry League will be com
pleted next week. A meeting will be
held in Harrisburg either Wednesday
or Thursday. President C. W. Ruben
dail last night sent out his approval
of the list of players.
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Hoarseness. Clear the Voice—Fine (w
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j PBUO &TOREI
his star players work In a regular
game. Games are now being booked.
Yesterday Manager Messersmith se
cured the Pittsburgh Independents for
two games in August.
Invitations have been sent to cHy
and county officials to attend the first
game on Saturday. York will also send
a large number of rooters to Har
risburg.
COLONIAL,
Every afternoon and evening Vau
deville and Pictures.
MOVING PICTURES
Palace, 10 a. m. to 11 p. m.
Photoplay, 10 a. m. to 11 p. m.
Regent, 12 noon to 11 p. m.
Royal, 6 i m. to 11 p. m. •
Victoria, 10 a. m. to 11 p. m .
"THE GIRL FROM UTAH"
Julia Sanderson, Donald Brian and
Joseph Cawthorn will come to the Ma
jestic, Wednesday evening. May 12, in
JJ|®, sparkling: musical comedy. "The
nrnLi OTr l l ' ,ah " Th ® engagement
promises to be a notable one and tile
advance sale promises to be the largest
that has been gathered in at the Ma
jestic box office tills season. This is
probably the only time that Miss San
derson, Mr. Brian and Mr. Cawthorn
Win be seen together in Harrisburg. as
Miss Sanderson will be presented by
Charles Frohman next season in a
straight comedy. Mr. Brian is to re
tire from the stage to open a modern
dance school in New York Cltv, and Mr
( awthron will appear in another musi
cal comedy. The success of "The Girl
J* roifi I tah in New York was so great
that a return engagement Is being ar
ranged for.—Advertisement.
LAST D\Y FOR "KIDLAPTD" AT COI.O.
MAI,
wir» 6 - n youngsters in Al
Whites Kidland company, at the
< olonial Theater, and the three other
acts on the bill for the first half of the
will terminate their engagement
with to-night s performances. This act
has made a big hit, for the children are
all well trained and they give a good
entertainment. A mw show will come
to the Colonial to-morrow. Including a
big spectacular act entitled "A Royal
Cabaret. ' This Is one of the biggest
scenic offerings ever presented at the
f olonial. and has a number of excellent
dancers who will give some lively
steps. This is Country Store night at
the Colonial, and there will be added
fun, as usual, when the Colonial audi
ence does its shopping on the stage.—
Advertisement.
MACI.VN AHBITKI.E AT THE RE
GENT IN 'WO LAKiHIIVG MAT
TER"
Maclvn Arbuckle, famous for his Im
personations of great American types,
will appear to-day at the Regent Thea
ter in Lois Weber's latest storv. "No
Laughing Matter." The big piece, a
Paramount release by Boswortli Play
ers, will also be shown to-morrow.
"HI Judd," played by Mr. Arbuckle, the
village poet, postmaster and phil
osopher. is not only a well drawn char
acter for pleasure and amusement, but
for the star it is monumental. His is
the humor that smiles with and not at
one. There is a religion in Ills kind
nesses and when he shakes with laugh
ter he Is the most Irresistible fat nian
in the world. Mr. Arbuckle also lias
that rare faculty of being able to bring
tears and laughter at one time and In
"No Laughing Matter" he has undoubt
edly surpassed all of his former ac
complishments. In addition to the big
star feature a great comedy bill has
been arranged for this evening.—Ad-
vertisement.
THE VICTORIA
The great crowds that attended the
first showing of a Mutual Masterpiece
at the Victoria, yesterday, proves verv
conclusively th« efforts of the man
agement to provide the highest tvpe
of motion pictures, is fully appre
ciated. Many were the praises that
were heard on all sides concerning
the great silent drama, 'The Quest,"
which was shown yesterday the
acting was of the highest character
and the wonderful scenes and settings
shown represent the acme of perfec
tion thus far In photography. The
Victoria will show a Mutual Master
piece every Tuesday and Friday. The
remarkable productions are staged
and enacted under the personal super
vision of David W. Griffiths, the man
who receives SIOO,OOO as a salary per
year. To-day we present "The Key to
the Mystery," a sensational secret ser
vice drama In four parts. Pathe Daily
News, which shows the cl.ier news
Items of the world. Is also shown to
day. Messr. Mcßride and Malotte pro
vide music of an exceptional character
during the presentation of pictures on
our $25,000 pipeorgan.—Advertisement.
HOW TO GET READY
FOR THIS SUMMER'S PLIES
In the Better Babies department of
the May Woman's Home Companion
appears some practical advice to moth
ers on various housecleanlng matters.
On the subject of fighting flies suc
cessfully appears the following:
"Flies breed and thrive in filth and
darry it into your home.
"Be ready for them with screens
and swatters.
"Repair broken screens. A hola In
the screen may eventually mean a
hole in your family circle.
"Flies multiply In garbage. Have
your garbage can emptied regularly
and keep it covered.
"After emptying the tin, flush it
with carbolic acid solution, three ta-
I blespoonfuls of 95 per cent, carbolic
'acid to each quart of hot water. This
solution destroys fly life in egg or mag
got form."
HARRISBITRG TELEGRAPH
TECH TEIHIIS SQIMD
STARTS DULY SERIES
Will Pick Team For Local Cham
pionship Contests With Central
and Academy
Elimination contests for Tech high
tennis candidates have started. Six
players will be picked from 32 can
didates for the regular team.
The stars will play In the triangle
series betwetn Tech, Central and Har
risburg Academy. The winner will
receive as a permanent trophy, a. sil
ver cup. A similar prize will be of
fered each year.
This year's trophy stands 15 Inches
In height, and has "Triangular Ten
nis Championship 1915" engraved on
the one side. On the reverse portion
is, "Donated by the Harrisburg Acad
emy, Harrisburg Central High and
Harrisburg Technical High Schools."
The Academy and Central teams
have been picked, but because of the
large number of Tech entries a daily
elimination scries was necessary. The
six best players will lie chosen, and
any one desiring to meet them up un
til the time of the finals will be given
an opportunity to do so. Professor
Shrelner is in charge of Tech's squad.
DAUPHIN WANTS GAME
The Dauphin team of the Dauphin-
Perry league is without a game for
Saturday and desires to meet the Enola
Country Club or any other first-class
aggregation. H. I. Gerberich, Dauphin,
is manager of the team.
K; Albert—tobacco that an- f Jfl
n any man can hand out!
Dur old jimmy pipe or roll it
igarette and it will produce
true happiness than any
price you ever bucked up HEfl|
let's all get together, and Br ]
md distinctly:
■liW/.' the national joy smoke
can't bite your tongue, |^jj|
ti' throat, because it is made
by a patented process
that removes the bite and
the parch. No other to
bacco ever was or can be
made like P. A. And
P. A. tastes as good as *
that sounds!
So the warm tip is: Get
the jimmy pipes out of
le rafters, where you've hidden
! tongue bites. Get'em out and
you can go to it fancy-free from
line to the pillow-period!
IOW this little thing personally, M
ild everywhere in toppy red i|^j
' tint, 10c; pound and half - Jiiiiifll
ra — and —that clotty pound
idor with tponge-moittener
its the band for keeping
tilk. You buy one quick.
Award Athletic Letters
to Methodist Club Stars
Members of the varsity and scrub
basketball teams of the Methodist Club
were awarded letters last night. The
varsity letter "M" went to the follow
ing: Robert Fleck, Fred R. Rudy,
Earl J. Flickinger. John Krepps, Steh
man Bell, Fulmer Crane. Captain G.
Arthur Winn and Manager William
R. Winn.
Those who received "M C" were H.
Welney Graybill, Harry F. Long, Wil
liam Blessing, Manager Murray M.
Washburn and Captain Howard Klem.
Following the award of the letters
Paul Byrnes was elected to .managa
the varsity basketball team next sea
son and Harry F. Long was appointed
scrub manager.
MORE PUNISHMENT FOR HERZOG
Spetial to The Telegraph
New York, May 5.—-President John
K. Tener, of the National league, an
nounced he had suspended Charles
Herzog, manager of the Cincinnati
club for five days for this aftercatlon
with Umpire Rigler at St. Louia last
Saturday. Umpire Hart, who attri
buted on the bases during ihe St.
Louis-Cincinnati game, was also rep
rimanded by rPesident Tener for not
following the disputed play closely,
thus necessitating an appeal to Rig
ler behind the plate, which caused the
latter to become involved in fisticuffs
with Herzog.
ROMANS WIN* FIRST GAME
Jn the first of a series of lnterclub
series at the Harrisburg Academy the
Romans yesterday defeated the Greeks,
score 7 to 6. It was a seven-inning
battle. Stackpole scored In the fourth
inning on a two-bagger and a fumble
by Saltzman. Krall and Jennings were
other stars for the Romans and
Holmes and Lawson for the Greeks.
MAY 5, 1915.
Sport News at a Glance
Games are wanted by Grace M. E.
Juniors. Address Roland Bentley, 1417
North Front street. Bell phone 852 R.
Connie Mack notified his players yes
terday to (ret busy or look for other
Jobs.
Harris Park A. C. Is without a game
for May 8 and would like to arrange
a game with an out-of-town team.
Address E. W. Swartz, manager. 7V4
North Third street.
Millersburg wants games before the
Dauphin-Perry league starts. Address
C. W. Rubendall or call Bell phone
1154.
INDIANAPOLIS RACE ENTRIES
Special to The Telegraph
Indianapolis, Ind., May 5.-—Forty
cars have been entered in the 500-inile
automobile race which will be held at
th« Indianapolis motor speedway on
May 29. Only three foreigners have
been named as drivers for the con
test. Rene Thomas, winner last year,
and a number of his competitors in
the 1914 contest were prevented from
entering this year's race by the Euro
pean war.
Practice at the speedway is being
held daily. The elimination trials
have been set for May 21, 22 and 23.
The thirty cars which make the best
speed in these trials will start the
race.
IjOCAIJ ST.MI MAKES GOOD
Roscoe Gaugler. a former high
school star, is making good at Conway
j Hall. He Is a member of the senior
class and has been a star on the var
| sity team. Fast fielding in right field
| by Gaugler has brought victory for
| Conway In several games. Gaugler is
also the leading hitter on the team.
Plan Big Opening For
Steelton Baseball Fans
Steelton will have a big baseball
opening Saturday. The Hershey club
will be the attraction and a gala day
Is promised. Workmen are busy on
the Cottage Hill grounds.
Central Pennsylvania league officials
with Steelton backers will join with
the two teams in a parade. This fea
ture starts at 2 o'clock. The game
will be called st 3 o'clock, when a
prominent baseball enthusiast will toss
out the first ball. Steelton has signed
"Chief" Williams, an Indian pitcher,
who will work in Saturday's game.
TO TAKE ACTION ON BAKER
Special to The Telegraph
Philadelphia, May s.—President
Joseph P. Rogers, of the Interstate
Association of Baseball Leagues, has
called a special meeting of the asso
ciation for to-morroW night in the
Philadelphia Athletic club, to take up
tj. M. Hackney's protest on the play
ing of J. Franklin Baker, of the Ath
letics. with the Upland club, of the
Delaware County league. Hacknev,
who is president of the Philadelplva
Suburban league, claims that the sign
ing of Baker is in direct violation with
the spirit and object of the Interstate
Association.
FACT AND FUN
In the last thirty-eight years Eng
land has lost fi,6. r io acres of land by
sea erosion and has reclaimed 48.000
acres, mainly through material brought
down by rivers.
Mrs. Bacon I don't suppose you
would give up your seat in a car to a
'woman unless she were good looking?
Mr. Bacon—Why, my dear, when
you say that you are forgetting your
self."—Yonkers Statesman.
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