V)goiYien,«,lnTeßeßCfii „ Their Married Life" Copyright by International News Service. HAS A FKAK OF UROW- I IXG STOI'T AM) WABRKX ADI>S TO IT (.Copyright, 1915, International News Service) "What are you having suoh an awful time about?" said Warren, lazily, as he watched Helen get into her waist and skirt. The skirt was tight and did not fasten quickly, and Helen was trying to get the ends of it to meet without attracting Warren's attention. "I think you're getting fat." he re marked as she did not answer. "Why. Warren. I'm not getting fat. This skirt was always tight around the waist, and it is last year's, be sides." "You must have been thinner last year, then." "No: 1 remember when I bought ihe skirt that it was small, but I was in a hurry for a skirt and I bought it anyway." "You're eating too much." "Do you reallj think so?" Voicing her anxiety without being conscious of the fact. Warren laughed. "You'd better diet." Helen looked in the glass anxiously. "I haven't noticed it. but X suppose I can do without a meal a day. Just an apple at lunch ought to make lorae difference." "Why don't you do without your breakfast ?" "I think everybody ought to eat something the first thing in the morn ing. Warren." "That's just the best time to diet w hen every one else is eating." "I don't see any reason for that." "Of course not. Every woman likes to imagine herself a sylph with no need in the world for dieting." They went in to breakfast and Helen sat down without her usual appetite for the meal. Warren looked up after a few minutes whon he found that Helen was not eating. Warren Suggests That She Take Soiue Fruit "Fruit won't hurt you, you know," he said. "If you are going to go without a meal, perhaps it had bet ter be lunch after all." Helen eyed the cereal doubtfully. She had always understood that any kind of cereal was fattening. The saucer of corn flakes that Nora had placed before her seemed to exemplify several more pounds of the hated ovolrdupois. She sugared and creamed it gln gorlv and. after thinking a moment, decided not to eat it after all. "Nora, bring me some dried toast, she said after a few moments. "Ho!" War-en laughed scornfully. 'You must have known that it was true all the while." „ "Not till you reminded me of it. •aid Helen. ' "I'd rather be anything else in the world than fat." Nora came in with the toast and Helen was about to butter a piece when she decided that to eat It dry wonid be far better. Nora looked at her anxiously. Helen ran wont to eat a hearty breakfast ind Nora could not understand the FUdden change in procedure. "Please have some butter. Mrs. "urfls," she said as she passed Helen s -hair. 'Don't you feel hungry this morning?" ; Don't Merely "Stop" a $ Cough i *<«>» the TUif thnt Cauea It j •it tkr Coach will Stop Itself A coujjli is reallr one of our best riends. 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"Not very," said Helen quickly, : hoping that Warren would not notice . the remark. Warren looked up. "Belter not put j any cream in that coffee." he advised. • "Cream is the most fattening tiling ' in the world." "Then I'd better nol have any cof ! fee, - said Helen, despairingly, "for I | simply could not drink it black." "Won't you have a glass of milk, 1 Mrs. Curtis?" asked Nora. "Xo. Nora, bring me a cup of water ! with a little lemon." Nora brought in a plate of steam ' ing muffins with the hot water a few moments later. Helen was about to 1 take one through force of habit when she reflected suddenly and munched the dry toast in silence. The hot water and lemon seemed rather tasteless, but she gulped it ' down bravely. Helen Objects to Warren's Slighting Remarks "I feel a great deal better than I did yesterday morning," she remarked us she looked disapprovingly at War ren's plate, where ham and eggs and i French fried potatoes were fast disap pearing. "Better stand for twenty minutes now," said Warren between mouth fuls. "They say that's a splendid recommendation for stout people. Helen s eyes filled with angry tears. ! Warren was never sympathetic, but he neednt be a brute about it. i "I hardly think you could call me stout," she remonstrated. 'How much do you weigh now?" ' said Warren without answering. "Not more than 145." "You weighed that last summer at the shore. You must weigh a good ten more than that now." "Indeed i don't" she denied indig nantly. 'I couldn't have gained ten pounds without my knowing it." There was a silence as Warren got up from the table and went out in the hall for his coat. j "Good-bv," he called out. "You'd ' better get somebody to teach you a lot of exercise. You haven't anything • better to do this morning." The door closed and Helen went into her room mechanically. Was she really getting stouter? it hardly seemed possible or she would have recognized it before now. Ten pounds since the summer at the shore seemed an absurd amount of flesh to be gain ed in so short a time. Warren was exaggerating. Of course, he always j did. As if she wouldn't be the first lone to know about such a thing. On the table was a large box of chocolates. Helen enjoyed candy and with the small amount of .breaktast that she had eaten she seemd raven ously hungry. The book that she had j half'finished lay on a chair by the bed and the temptation to finish it and munch chocolates the while was too - much for her. She curled up on the couch with the book and proceeded to select the ' daintiest of the sweets. What did it j matter anyway? A few pounds more ■or less? Dieting made no difference ! in some cases, and at any rate it was i a cruel way to go about things. If she were to get fat she would exer- I cise. After all, that was the easiest | Way - (Another instalment of this inter- I est ing story will appear soon.) NEW PENNSYLVANIA BEGINS HER CAREER 1 [Continued from First Page.] The captain smiled, but did not an swer. as Mrs. Thomas continued: "Don't you believe that we will soon have peace? Isn't it time you men stopped killing each other?" "Madame," replied the German commander, "we all believe in peace, but this war had to be. It was a nec essary war for the peace of the world. After this war there will be a long peace. But at the end of the long peace there will come another war." At that juncture Rear Admiral Beatty. commander of the Norfolk navy yard, beckoned to the German commander and closed the interview. Wine I'sed By S|K>nsor At 10.11 o'clock the German naval officer joined 10,000 Americans cheer ing the new American dreadnaught on her slide into the sea after Episcopal Bishop Berry, of Pennsylvania, had read a prayer for the welfare of the President and people of the United States, the army and navv and the peace of the world. In the launching stand beside the sponsor, who success fully broke a bottle of wine against the Pennsylvania's bow. were Gov ernor Brumbaugh and staff of Penn sylvania and Secretary Daniels and staff. A luncheon followed at Old Point Comfort. In the din of shrieking whistles from scores of vessels in the river as the Pennsylvania floated out into the stream the hoarse siren of the Prinz Eitel Frledrlch joined her weleome. Pennsylvania Mightiest Fighting Machine Afloat; Will Cost $13,000,000 Newport News, Va„ March IS— When the new superdreadnaught Pennsylvania slipped from the ways into the historic waters of Hampton Roads here today she took her place in the lead of the navies of the world as the mightiest fighting machine afloat. 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Kaufman's Usual Underselling Prices prevail. ;|| I j " arrisburg ,omorrow ' s « hibition - »"). \m\ m . ■ Thurs- I \ Mourning ■ II 1113l||M iMM111• J1 #J|f/ Location 9 N. Market Sq. Be 'i io7° ne lKMflll|l|||||||||||lil|i|||||l!!|lll|]lilllllli l llllllllllll|||||i!lllllll!llllllilllllllllliilllllllMi'IIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIillllilllllillllllllllllll|||||||||||||||||Hll|||!'^l While the British monster carries larger guns, her main batterv is only two-thirds the slue of that of the Pennsylvania in number and the American battleship is 8,000 tons greater in size. The main battery of the Pennsylva nia will consist of twelve 14-inch, 45 caliber rifles, set In four turrets, three guns to a turret, the plan of big gun arrangement adopted in the sister ships which preceded her. the Nevada and Oklahoma. I-ler tonnage meas urement is 31,400 against 27,500 for the Nevada and Oklahoma and the Queen Elizabeth. The latter, how ever, carries eight 15-inch rifles, 45 caliber, set two to a turret, while the Nevada and Oklahoma have ten 14- inch rifles each in two 3-gun and two 2-gun turrets. In all these ships, in cluding the Pennsylvania, the turrets are all on the center line to concen trate their fire on either broadside. Five battleships of the British navy yet to be launched will have less ton nage than the Pennsylvania, the ships of the Royal Sovereign class being of 2 4,500 tons displacement, and none will equal the Pennsylvania in arma ment. Each is designed to carry eight 10-inch guns. Details of four other British battle ships, already authorized, are not known here officially. Five ships of the Japanese navy, es timated for in 1914 and known as the IFuso class, will not equal the Pennsyl vania in tonnage with their dispiace -1 ment of ,10,000 tons, but will carry the same main battery of twelve 14-inch rifles. They will exceed the Pennsyl vania in speed, estimates calling for 22 knots against 21 knots for the Pennsylvania. The 1914 estimates for the German navy call for three ships of the Kaiser Friedrich 111 class, with a displace ment of 29,000 tons and carrying eieht 15-lnch rifleg. The British ships of the Queen Elizabeth class greatly exceed those of any other navy in speed, require ments calling for 25 knots an hour While the Royal Sovereign class will make at least 22.5 knots. Since the outbreak of the war de tails as to foreign naval programs [have been jealously guarded and it is [probable that Great Britian. Germany and France have laid down many ves sels of which no report has been made. So far as is known, however, no ves sels have been planned which will ex ceed in size the three American ships of the California class, work on which has barely started. These will have a displacement of 32,000 tons each and armament equal to that of the Pennsylvania. The cruising radius of the Pennsyl vania will be considerably increased by the fact that she will be equipped for oil fuel exclusively and will have a capacity of 2,322 tons of fuel oil. The Queen Elizabeth has a capacity of 4,000 tons of oil because of her high speed requirements. From her enormous main battery HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH ! the Pennsylvania will be able tc hurl, (with the pressure of a single tiring lever, T >,i tons of steel on either broad- I side. In addition she will carry a | secondary battery of twenty-two 5- ! inch rifles for defense against torpedo | boats. She will be fitted also with I four submerged 21-inch torpedo tubes | and her ship's company will be com j posed of 65 officers. 863 bluejackets land 74 marines. The ship measures 1608 feet over all and 97 feet beam and her mean draft is 28 feet. 10 In ches. almost the limit in size for the Panama Canal and present navy dry docks. There are only few docks in the world which can receive her and she could not enter many busy har bors except under most favorable con ditions of tide and wind, i When completed the Pennsylvania II will have cost the government more 1 than $1.1.000,000. She will be ready for commission, under contract, by I February 28. 1916. Her keel was I laid October 27, 1913. Navy in Better Condition Than Ever Before, Says Daniels; Ready to Fight By Associated Prtss Newport News, V'a., March 16.—Sec retary Daniels. answering critics of the unpreparedness of the American navy for war. declared in an address here to-day that never before in its history was the navy in better shape to fight. He spoke at a luncheon given in his honor following the launching of the new superdreadnaught Pennsyl vania. I "There never was a time." said Sec retary Daniels, "when the navy was so powerful, so ready, so efficient, as now. Nor has there been a year when the fleet has given so much time to target practice, maneuvers and war games as the present. Skill, modern adaption, new tactics are being carried out day and night. The motto of the navy of to-day is Training, training and more training; practice and more practice.' Nothing else keeps ships and men fit. To-day they are fit and ready." Reviews Development Secretary Daniels reviewed the progress of building battleships and eaid that the launching of the Penn sylvania was one of the many concrete proofs of strength, effectiveness and steady development of the navy of 1915. He praised Congress for provid ing recently for an increase in the navy, saying It showed its wisdom of the value of submarines when It au thorized a big increase of that croft "No nation." he said, "has placed eruch substantial faith in the deadly power of this undersea craft. Within a comparatively short time when our fleet lies in Hampton Roads ready to traverse the ocean It will be accom panied by submarines which can make ■a-enty knots a nd send hurling through the water torpedoes capable of sinking the ships that any nation can con struct. The Sixty-third Congress had the wisdom to see that the backbone of any naval fighting machine is the great ship able to keep the ocean when ft is storm tossed.'' Message fium Wilson Secretary Daniels said that he had been directed by President Wilson to say for the President that he was proud of the new Pennsylvania ana j hoped it would never be called upon in war to demonstrate its prowess. The hope was expressed by the Sec retary that as the Pennsylvania goes forth as the symbol of American jus tice and power her mission would be to help forward a lasting peace of the world. "For," he added, "she is the embodiment in effectiveness of this powerful nation, which believes in peace, but also believes with flosea Begelow: " 'Ef you want peace, the thing you>'e got to du Is jes' to show you're up to tlghtin' too." "But though up to fightin' too is necessary." he continued, "there never DOES RHEUMATISM BOTHER YOU? ! The Doctors Say "Use Musterole" So many sufferers have found relief lin MUSTEROLE that you ought to I buy a small jar and try it. just spread It on with the fingers. Rub it in. First you feel a gentle glow, I then a delicious, cooling comfort. ! MUSTEROLE routs the twinges, loos | ens up stiffened joints and muscles. MUSTEROLE is a clean, white oint ment. made with oil of mustard. It . penetrates to the seat of pain and drives it away, but does not blister the I tenderest skin. It takes the place of the mussy, old- I fashioned mustard plaster. 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