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HEIjEX HAS A FEAR OF GROW
ING STOUT AND WARREN ADDS
TO IT
(Copyright, 19T5, International News
Service)
"What, are you having sucph an
awful time about?" said Warren,
lazily, as he watched Helen get into
her waist and skirt. The skirt was
tight an.d did not fasten quickly, and
llelen was trying to get the ends of it
to meet without attracting Warren's
attention.
"1 think you're getting fat." he re
marked as she did not answer.
"Why, Warren. I'm not getting fat.
This skirt was always tight, around
the waist, and it is last year's, be
sides."
"You must have been thinner last
year, then."
"No; I remember when I bought
the skirt that it was small, but I was
in a hurry for a skirt and X bought it
anyway."
"You're eating too much."
"Do you really think so?" Voicing
her anxiety without being conscious
uf the fact.
Warren laughed. "You'd better
diet."
Helen looked in the glass anxiously.
"I haven't noticed it, but I suppose I
can do without a meal a day. Just an
ripple at lunch ought to make jome
difference."
"Why don't you do without your
breakfast?"
"I think everybody ought to eht
something the first thing in the morn
ing, Warren."
"That's just the best time to diet
when every one else is eating."
"I don't see any reason for that."
"Of course not. Every woman likes
lo imagine herself a sylph with no
need In the world for dieting."
They went in to breakfast and
llelen sat down without her usual
appetite for the meal. Warren
looked up after a few minutes when
lie found that Helen was not eating.
Warren Suggests That She Take Sonic
Fruit
"Fruit won't hurt you, you know."
lie said. "If you are going to go
without a meal, perhaps it had bet
ter be lunch after all."
Helen eyed the cereal doubtfully.
She had always understood that liny
kind of ceSeiil was fattening. The
saucer of corn flakes that Nora bad
ilaced before her seemed to exemplify
<everal more pounds of the hated
tvoirdupols.
She sugared and creamed it gin
gerly and, after thinking a moment,
iecided not to eat it after all.
"Nora, bring me some dried toast,"
she said after a few moments.
"Hoi" Waren laughed scornfully.
You must have known that it was
rue all the while."
"Not till you reminded me of it."
laid Helen. "I'd rather be anything
;lse in the world than fat."
Nora came in with the toast and
lelen was about to butter a piece
vhen she decided that to cat it dry
vould be far better.
Nora looked at her anxiously. Helen
t'a*t wont to eat a hearty breakfast
md Nora could not understand the
udden change in procedure.
"Please have some butter, Mrs.
"ill-tie," she said as she passed Helen's
•hair. 'Don't you feel hungry this
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"Not very," said Helen quickly,
hoping- that Warren would not notice
the remark.
Warren looked up. "Better not put
any cream In that coffee," he advised.
"Cream is the most fattening thing
in the world."
"Then I'd better not have any cof
fee,' said Helen, despairingly, "for I
simply could not drink it black."
"Won't you have a glass of milk,
Sirs. Curtis?" asked Nora.
"No, Nora, bring me a cup of water
with a Utile lemon."
Nora brought in a plate of steam
ing muffins with the hot water a few
moments later. Helen was about to
take one through force of habit when
she reflected suddenly and munched
the dry toast in silence.
The hot water and lemon seemed
rather tasteless, but she gulped it
down bravely.
Helen Objects to Warren's Slighting
Remarks
"I feel a great, deal better than I
did yesterday morning," she remarked
as she looked disapprovingly at War
ren's plate, where ham &rid eggs and
French fried potatoes were fpst disap
pearing.
"Better stand for twenty minutes
now," said Warren between mouth
fuls. "They say that's a splendid
recommendation for stout people.
Helen's eyes filled with angry tears.
Warren was never sympathetic, but
he neednt be a brute about it.
"I hardly think you could call me
stout." she remonstrated.
'How much do you weigh now?"
said Warren without answering.
"Not more than 145."
"You weighed that last summer at
the shore. You must weigh a good
ten more than that now."
"Indeed 1 don't" she denied indig
nantly. 'I couldn't have gained ten
pounds without my knowing It."
There was a silence as Warren got
up from the table and went out in
the hall for his coat.
"Good-by," he called out. "You'd
better get somebody to teach you a
lot of exercise. You haven't anything
better to do this morning."
The door closed and Helen went
into her room mechanically. Was
she really getting stouter? It hardly
seemed possible or she would have
recognized it before now. Ten pounds
since the summer at the shore seemed
an absurd amount of flesh to be gain
ed in so short a time. Warren was
exaggerating. Of course, he always
did. As if she wouldn't be the first
one to know about such a thing.
On the table was a large box of
chocolates. Helen enjoyed candy and
with the small amount of breakfast
that she had eaten she seemd raven
ously hungry. The book that she had
half finished lay on a chair by the bed
and the temptation to finish it and
munch chocolates the while was too
much for her.
She curled up on the couch with
the book and proceeded to select the
daintiest of the sweets. What did it
matter anyway? A few pounds more
or less? Dieting- made no difference
in some cases, and at. any rate it was
a cruel way to BO about things. Tf
she were to (set fat she would exer
cise. After all, that was the easiest
way.
(Another Instalment of till* Inter
esting story will appear soon.)
NEW PENNSYLVANIA
BEGINS HER CAREER
[Continued from First F'age. ]
The captain smiled, but did not an
swer. as Mrs. Thomas continued:
"Don't you belieye that we will soon
have peace? Isn't it time you men
stopped killing- each other?"
"Madame," replied the German
i ommander, "we all believe in peace,
but this war had to be. It was a nec
essary war for the peace of the world.
After Ibis war there will be. a long
peace. Hut at the end of the long
peace there will come another war."
At that juncture Rear Admiral
Beatty, commander of the Norfolk
navy yard, beckoned to the Gorman j
commander and closed the Interview, i
Wine I'sed By Sponsor
At 10.11 o'clock the German naval
officer joined 10.000 Americans cheer
ins: the new American dreadnaught on
her slide into the sea after Episcopal
Bishop Berry, of Pennsylvania, had
read a prayer for the welfare of the
President and people of the United
States, the army and navy and the
peace of the world. In the launching
stand beside the sponsor, who success
fully broke a bottle of wine against
the Pennsylvania's bow, were Gov
ernor Brumbaugh and staff of Penn
sylvania and Secretary Daniels and
•staff. A luncheon followed at ■< lid
Point Comfort.
In the din of shrieking whistles
from scores of vessels in the river as
the Pennsylvania tloated out into tlie
stream the hoarse siren of the T'rinz
Eitel Friedrich joined her welcome.
Pennsylvania Mightiest
Fighting Machine Afloat;
Will Cost $13,000,000
Newport News, Va.. March 16—
When the new superdreadnaught
Pennsylvania slipped from the ways
■into the historic waters of Hampton
Roads here today she took her place
in the lead of the navies of the world
as the. mightiest lighting machine
afloat.
In size and gun power the Pennsyl
vania is greater even than the Queen
i Elizabeth of the British Navy, which
led the recent terrific assault of this
Allies on the forts of the Dardanelles.
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While the British monster carries
larger guns, her main battery is only
two-thirds the size of that of the
Pennsylvania in number and the
American battleship is 3.000 tons
greater in size.
The main battery of the Pennsylva
nia will consist of twelve 14-inch, 4 5
caliber rifles, set in four turrets, three
guns to a turret, the plan of big gun
arrangement adopted in the sister
ships which preceded her. the Nevada
and Oklahoma. Her tonnage meas
urement is 31.400 against 27,500 for
the Nevada and Oklahoma and the
Queen Elizabeth. The latter, how
ever, carries eight 15-inch rides, 43
caliber, set two to a turret, while the
Nevada and Oklahoma have, ten 14-
inch ritles each in two 3-gun and two
2-gun turrets. In all these ships, in
cluding the Pennsylvania, the turrets
are all on the center line to concen
trate their fire on either broadside.
Five battleships of the British navy!
yet to be launched will have less ton
nage than the Pennsylvania, the ships
of the Royal Sovereign class being
of 24,500 tons displacement, and none
will equal the Pennsylvania in arma
ment. Each is designed to carry eight
15-inch suns.
Details of four other British battle
ships, already authorized, are not
known here officially.
Five ships of the Japanese navy, es
timated for in 1914 and known as the
iKuso class, will not equal the Pennsyl
vania in tonnawith their displace
ment of 30,000 tons, but will carry the
isaiiie nmin battery of twelve 14-lnch
rifles. They will exceed the Pennsyl
vania in speed, estimates calling for
22 knots against 21 knots for the
Pennsylvania.
The 1914 estimates for the German
navy call for three ships of the Kaiser
Friedrich 111 class, with a displace
ment of 29,000 tons and carrying eight
15-Inch rifles.
The British ships of the Queen
Elizabeth class greatly exceed tliose
of any other navy In speed, require
ments calling for 25 knots an hour
while the Ho.val Sovereign class will
make at least 22.5 knots.
Since the outbreak of the war de
tails as to foreign naval programs
have been jealously guarded and it Is
probable that Great Brltlan, Germany
and France have laid down many ves
sels of which no report has been made.
So far as is known, however, no ves
sels have been planned which will ex
ceed in size the three American ships
of the California class, work on which
has barely started.
These will have a displacement of
32,000 tons each and armament equal
to that of the Pennsylvania.
The cruising radius of the Pennsyl
vania will be considerably increased
by the fact that she will be equipped'
for oil fuel exclusively and will have
a capacity of 2,322 tons of fuel oil.
The Queen Elizabeth has a capacity of
4,000 tons of oil because of her high
speed requirements.
From her enormous main battery
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the Pennsylvania will be able tc hurl,
with the pressure of a single tiring
lever, 7'a tons of steel on either broad
side. In addition she will carry
secondary battery of twenty-two 5-
incli rifles for defense against torpedo
boats. She will be fitted also with
four submerged 21-inch torpedo tubes
and her ship's company will be com
posed of or. officers, 863 bluejackets
and 74 marines. The ship measures
BOS feet over nil and 97 feel beam
and her mean draft is 28 feet, 10 In
ches, almost the limit in size for the
Panama Canal and present navy dry
docks. There are only few docks in
the world which can receive her and
she could not enter many busy har
bors except under most favorable con
ditions of tide and wind.
When completed the Pennsylvania
will have cost the government more
than $13,000,000. She will be ready
for commission, under contract, by
February 28. IftlG. Her keel was
laid October 27, 1913.
Navy in Better Condition
Than Ever Before, Says
Daniels; Ready to Fight
Hy Associated Press
Newport News, Va., March Ifi.—Sec
retary Daniels, answering critics of
the unpreparedness of the American
navv for war, declared in an address
here to-day that never before in its
history was the navy.ln better shape to
tight. Me spoke at a luncheon given in
his honor following the launching of
the new superdreadnaught Pennsyl
vania.
"There never was a time." said Sec
retar.v Daniels; "when the navy was so
powerful, so ready, so efficient, as
now. Nor lias there been a year when
the fleet has given so much time to
target practice, maneuvers and war
games as the present. Skill, modern
ndaption. new tactics are being carried
out dav and night. The motto of the
navy of to-day is Training, training
and more training: practice and more
practice.' Nothing else keeps ships
and men fit. 'To-day they are (It and
ready."
Reviews Development
i Secretary Daniels reviewed the
progress of building battleships and
said that the launching of the Penn
sylvania was one of the many concrete
proofs of strength, effectiveness and
steady development of the navy of
1915. Me praised Congress for provid
ing recently for an increase in the
navy, saying it showed its wisdom of
j the value of submarines when it am
thorlzed a big increase of that craft.
"No nation." he said, "has placed
such substantial faith In the deadly
power of this undersea craft. Within
a. comparatively short time when our
fleet lies In Hampton Roads ready to
traverse the ocean it will be accom-
I panied by submarines which can make
v*cnty knots and send hurling through
the water torpedoes capable of sinking
the shirks that any nation can con
struct. The Sixty-third Congress had
the wisdom to see that the backbone
of any naval lighting machine is the
great ship able to keep the ocean when
it is storm tossed.''
Message from Wilson
Secretary Daniels said that he had
been directed by President Wilson to
say for the President that he was
proud of the new Pennsylvania and
hoped it would never be called upon
in war to demonstrate its prowess.
The hope was expressed by the Sec
retary that as the Pennsylvania goes j
forth as the symbol of American jus- .
tice and power her mission would be I
to help forward a lasting peace of j
the world. "For," he added, "she is i
the embodiment in effectiveness of this '
powerful nation, which believes in \
peace, but also believes with lloseaj
Begelow:
" 'Ef you want peace, the thing you've >
got to du
Is jes' to show you're up to flghtin' I
too."
"But though up to flglitln' too is ■
necessary," he continued, "there never
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was fortunate in that the mantle of
patience and peace of the martyred
Lincoln had fallen upon the shoulders,
of President Wilson to guide the ship
of state in the present period of peril
and stress. With such a pilot, he said,
the nation could look with confidence
to the future.
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