10 NEW SONG WITH QUAINT MELODY Odd Ballad Said to Contain Many Pretty Strains A new song of romance, now popu lar throughout the South, entitled "Virginia Lee," lias just reached this city and is already being sung by some of the fair sex. While the words are uuite ordinary, telling the same old lo\e-tale as In popular songs, the nit'sio is rather pretty and has a vory haunting swing. The song was writ ton by Jeff Branen. author of "In the Valley of the Moon" and other famous v i rks. Here is a part of the chorus: VIRGINIA LEE Vir-gin -ia Lee, my own • Com® to me, aa lonesome as can be, I 've been waiting,waiting to win yu'.win yuWirginla, CspjiijU 1«U Probably the chief cause of the soi ar's popularity is that there is no suggestive or unclean idea in Its text, but a sort of refined theme that ap !>e: Is to women. IF KIDNEYS ACT BHD TAKE SALTS Says Backache is sign you have been eating too much meat. When you wake up with backache and dull misery in the kidne" region it generally means you have been eating too much meat, says a well-known authority. Moat forms uric acid which overworits the kidneys in their effort to (liter it from the blood and they be come sort of paralyzed and loggy. When your kidneys get sluggish and dojf you must relieve them, like you relieve your bowels: removing all the body's urinous waste, else you have backache, sick headache, dizzy spells; your stomach sours, tongue is coated, and when th in restoring the victims of the "I'tink Habit" into sober and useful citi iens, and so strong is our con tiiknce in its curative powers, that we want to emphasize the fact that OR. RIME is sold tinder this positive guar antee. If, after a trial, you get no benefit, your money will be'refunded. ' >URINE costs only SI.OO per box. Ask for Free Booklet. Geo. A. Gorgas, lfi North Third street, Harrisburg; John A. McCurdv, Steolton; 11. F. Brunhouse, Mechanies burt. Pa.—Advertisement. RHEUMATISM IN ANKLES Oito llottle of Rlieuma Relieved Wo man Who Could Not Walk .Marvelous as this story may seem, it i;: osolutely true; but this is only one «f the many almost magical cures that lili' uma is performing these days. Use of ono bottle will convince any stif fen r. .Mrs. Gertrude Kozel, Smithiield, Pa., ■writes: "I had rheumatism for over r. ,\ r*ar; It settled in my ankles and I could not walk. I have taken one bot tle of Rheutna and do not have anv i.">re pain, and I can again walk at vill." >!'. C. Kennedy and all druggists sell 1: i. juma for 50 cents. It is guaranteed t r ' tiro any case of any kind of rheu iiTi'Usm or money back. < Ratifying relief comes in a day, be cause Rheunta acts at one time on the Sidneys, stomach, liver and blood, and itarts to rid tho entire system of pol'- *oi:9V* uric acid at once.—Advertise- FRIDAY EVENING, HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH MARCH 5, 191 S. Motorcycle Cop Bumps Into All Kinds of Lively Mix-Ups Paul G. Schelhas, One of Few Native Harrisburgers on the Police Force, Has Been Beaten Up Several Times in Pursuit of Duties; Risks Life in Run away; Comrades Refer to Him as the "Young Officer With the Iron Nerve" ' PAUL G. SCHELHAS Motorcycle Officer Who Shows Nerve and Ability in His Duties By WELLY JONES Hurry calls sent to the police de partment are not always for the am -OAMUSE^MENTS]^[ MAJESTIC To-morrow, afternoon and evening "Damaged Goods." Tuesday, afternoon and evening. March i 9—"Twin Beds." I Wednesday, afternoon and evening, March 10 —The deKoven Opera Co. in "Robin Hood." OItPHEI'H Every afternoon and evening High- Class Vaudeville. COLO MA I. • Every afternoon and evening—Vaude- ville and Pictures. MOTION PICTURES Palace, 10 a. m. to 11 p. m. Photoplay, 10 a. m to 11 p. ni. Regent, It a. m to 11 p. m. Royal, 6 p. m. to 11 p. m. Victoria, 10 a. m. to 11 p. m. "DAMAGED GOODS" Robert Vaughn, who plays the 'Doc tor" In "Damaged Goods, ' at the Ma jestic, tp-morrow, afternoon and even ing, formerly played the lead in sup port of Mackl.vn Arbuckle in "The Round Up." About six years ago be appeared as leading man for Selma Hermann, who was then starring in "A Bad Man's Wife" and "Camille." In the closing weeks of last season he played the principal role. "Frederick VVngnor." in Von -T-iUwr's "To-day-!' -Lie was with CWmtte "Walker when'she starred in "Just a Wife," and also played leads with Virginia Harned and Amelia Bingham, and has been identi fied with many road productions, in cluding "The Deep Purple," in which lie appeared as "Lake," the crook. When H. B. Warner scored his hit in "Jimmie Valentine." a play based on one of . O'l lenr.v's stories he essayed the role of "Red."—Advertisement. "TWIN BEDS - ' Mail orders received at the Majestic for the local performance of Selwyn and Company's production of the great est laughing hit of the year, "Twin Beds." arc indicative of capacity audi ences when Margaret Mayo's uproari ously funny farce with the furniture name plays it local engagement. The engagement of "Twin Boils" will open on Tuesday, and is for one day only.— Advertisement. '•ROBIN HOOD" Although "Robin Hood" is twenty three years old, and Reginald de Koven has written many other works, this Is the first time that lie has lent his name to anv company presenting his operas. The de Koven Opera Company, headed by Ivy Scott, of the Century Grand Opera," New York, will be heard at the Majestic next Wednesday, afternoon and evening, and, radical as it may seem, Mr. de Koven is authority for the statement that the vocal balance and caliber of the present company, suits him better than did the original Bos tonians. This is explained by tho fact that in those days there was a certain amount of catering to the comedians of the organization, and now, while tho comedy roles are not neglected, the music is sung by singers possessing voices suited to the score. —Adve: ise ment. BOSTON ENGLISH OPERA CO. The slogan of the Boston English Opera Company, which comes to tho Majestic Theater. Saturday, matinee and night. March 13, is opera in the language which you can understand, at prices which you can afford to pay. That the American public has caught the fever is conclusively proven by the tremendous business which this organi zation is doing. Tho .production of "II Trovatore" given bv the Boston English Opera Company, is going a long ways towards knocking out the idea that we are dependent upon foreigners to pre sent our opera: it is proving beyond argument that we have as good singers as there are anywhere in the world and what Is more important—lt is proving that In order to enjoy opera, vou must understand the word, the story anil the plot, as well as the music. —Advertisement. ORPHEUM Unique and novel, "The Fashion Shop," tho headline!* at the Orpheum this week, has attracted a remarkable amount of interest among Harrisburg theatergoers. The ideas carried out by the promoter, Hugo Jansen. are enter taining and educational. In addition to displaying the styles and modes, Mr. Jansen has combined wit and humor along with catchy music, so that there is not one dull moment during the en tire act. Mr. Jansen declares that it cost him SB,OOO to produce his act. Pretty scenic effects, delightful scenery, elaborate costuming, along with good comedy and tuneful lyrics, make "The Fashion Shop" a very pleasing one-act musical comedy. Some of the other attractions of this bill are "Twenty Odd Years," presented by Harry Beresford and company, nnd Kramer and Mor ton. two excellent blackface funsters. At the Orpheum next week will be the tirst local vaudeville appearance of Miss Trixie Frlganza, the celebrated musical comedy star. Also Helen Gra>v and company in a new sparkling comedy.— Advertisement. COLONIAL "Vacation Land," a rattling comedy act presented by a clever cast with its scen« laid in a schoolroom, is creating an upheaval of laughter at the Busv Corner. The act consists of excellent comedy sprinkled with good sonirs. Also on this hill Mr. and Mrs. Mark Murphy, local favorites, are winning favor with Colonial audiences In their screeching playlet called "Clancey's Ghost." These I two acts are. indeed, clever for the Colonial, in fact, either one of them is j seldom seen at the prices in vogue bulance or to send out the reserve force. Motorcycle officers got many hurry calls in a month. One of the two men who answer these calls is Paul G. Schelhas. He 1s a newcomer in the police business, but since his advent as a city guardian of the peace has won many laurels for special duty. Motorcycle officers are supposed to get on a scene of a riot or fight at once. This sometimes brings these emergency officers into lively mix-ups. Paul Schelhas has had his uniform badly torn, has been beaten up and was once put out of commission in his efforts to break up a light. He is re ferred to as "the young officer with the iron nerve." One of the thrilling experiences of this attache was in stopping a runaway on Front street and saving the life of a boy. Paul G. Schelhas was born March 12, 1886. He was educated in Har risburg public schools and started work when a boy at the llarrishurg shoe factory. For a time he was clerk in the shifting department at the Pennsylvania Steel Company and was employed as repairman for the Elllott- Fislier Typewriter Company in New York city. Ho was appointed a patrol man by Mayor E. S. Meals, March 2, and was retained by Mayor John K. Royal. Because of his exceptional ability in getting on the job he was made a motorcycle officer. During a vorable weather motorcycle officers I ride over the city three times each 1 day. there. A comedy duo and a dainty songstress complete the vaudeville roster.-—Advertisement. FACED DEATH TWICE Dorothy Kelley and Jimmie Morri son, of tho Vitagraph Company, faced death twice in the two-act Vitagraph drama, at the Photoplay to-day. In "Twice Rescued." Nana, the orphaned child, who is picked up from a terrible shipwreck by Stephen Royston, a young farmer, is adopted by Stephen's parents and both Stephen and his brother, Geoffrey, soon learn to love the girl. This marvelous life portrayal brings to us a new realization of the mysterious workings of fate, fortune or whatever you call it, in bringing together two loving hearts after a onl'it- S « m lla, ' dslli l' 8 which have appar tla em eru 1 em forev er.—Adver- HILI.IE RITCHIE AT THE I'AIACE. "AFTER HER MILLIONS" Its here! "After Tier Millions," the wildest comedy riot that ever was per mitted to escape from a producing studio. It s all jammed Into three reels «.]' e . e ! 3 . of , hilarious fun while Billle Ritchie, Pathe Ivchrman and Ger truae Selby are on the screen. | HI Hie Ritchie Is one of Nature's own | comedians. In fact, it is to laugh when , ono merely looks at him. Those feet, ! il'nf 6 those grimaces! When Millie Ritchie Is slammed head-on into three reels of rib-tickling, side-split ting and back-breaking comedy, it's time to draw the curtain. It's a shame to subject laughter-lov !.»£■ SQUIS to such a strain upon their giggling organs, but it's too late now, ■ and the Universal can only apologize lin advance for the cracked ribs. As a famous comedian said, 'lf I'm to die, let me die laughing." What's it all about? Billie Ritchie only knows. It starts somewhere and ends somewhere, but just what's be ( tween even those who, doubled up in their seats, try to follow the "plot' can not tell. It's ono of those comedies where, squint-eyed with laughter, you try to follow .the next grand slam and throw your head back, only to miss tho hot tamale finale which sends vour neighbor into hysterics. It's the sort of a comedy scream which makes the lady in the next seat put her handker chief in her mouth. And the sort of a tricky face cracker which causes said Jauy-like lady to explode the next mo ment while the tightly wadded hand kerchief is ejected and hits the bald headed man in the front row a terrific slap on his glazed dome. See Billie Hitehio in "After Her Millions,' in ad dition to the regular Universal pro gram at the Palace to-morrow. —Adver- tisement. Maude Adams Coming in "Quality Street" Announcement is made that Maude Adams, always a favorite with Har risburg theatergoers, is to be seen at the Majestic, Friday evening, March 26. The play will be "Quality Street," a comedy in lour acts by Sir James M. Barrie. Miss Adams has not visited Harris burg for several years and wan last seen here in "Peter Pan" us "the boy who wouldn't grow up." in selecting to revive "Quality Street" for tho present season's tour it would seem that tho actress has hit upon a vehicle that is altogether "timely" in its story and situations. For the comedy is supposed to have taken place during the period or the Napoleonic wars and in it "Phoebe of the Kinglets" bids good-by to her English sweetheart that he may cross to the continent to help fight the great Napoleon. And In the first act the auditor witnesses a quartet of maiden ladies knitting caps and stockings "for the sufferers abroad." The present season's tour promises to be the longest Miss Atlams has ever made. It began early last September and will not be concluded earlier than July. Before its termination the com pany will have visited practically every State in the Union and have traveled more than 25,000 miles. From Har risburg, Miss Adams will tour in a westerly direction and later plajr an engagement at the Panama Pacific Exposition in San Francisco and, pos sibly, give one or two special produc tions at the Greek theater, in Berke ley, Cal. Athens Dispatch Says Sultan Has Left Capital Special to The Telegraph London. March 6.—Sultan Mehmed V has fled from Constantinople as tho u filed fleet i ontinues its advance up the Dardanelles, according to the lat est dispatches from Athens. Only two of tho l'orts on the straits, it is said, have been left intact. An Athens dispatch to the Daily Telegraph says: "According to a report which has reached here, the Sultan has already left Constantinople and panic is reign ing among the Young Turks, whose leaders also are preparing to leave the city before it becomes too dangerous to remain. "It. is generally supposed that the re ported return of Enver Pasha to his command in the Caucasus and the de parture of DJemnl Pasha for Berlin are both ruses intended to cover tlteir timely departure before the coming storm. "Great unrest seems to prevail throughout Constantinople, particular ly among the lower classes of the population Spot Cash >J ale TQ=morrow the Last Day Every Suit For Man and Woman Every Coat For Man and Woman All to Be Repriced For Saturdays 8 Men's $12.50 Suits . . $2.95 Men's $25.00 Suits . . $10.90 6 Men's $20.00 Overcoats . . $4.95 1 Lot Corset Covers . . . 15c 6 Girls' $3.00 Dresses .... 39c Men's $lO Raincoats . . $3.49 Ladies' $25.00 Coats . . $7.95 Children's Furs, $3.50 Set, 39c up 40 Ladies' $2.50 Waists . . . 39c Ladies' $3.50 Fur Pieces, 59c up 12 Ladies' SIB.OO Suits . . $1.95 Petticoats, $5.00 Value . . $1.29 20 Ladies's2s.oo Suits . . $4.95 Skirts, $3.50 Value . . . $1.95 10 Boys' $5.00 Suits . . $1.69 | Children's $4.00 Coats .... 95c All the Rest of the Stock in Addition to the Above Is Repriced COME TO-MORROW THE LAST DAY EDWARD CO. 443 Market Street ne r r e r t station° METHODISTS HERE TO ATTEND CONFERENCE [Continued from First I'ngo.] flp|t "4% BISHOP WILLIAM BURT lal service; 4. organization of com mittees; 7.30, Lincoln Street church— anniversary of the Board of Sunday Schools. The Rev. John D. Fox, D. D., presiding, speakers, Clayton Albert Smucker, D. D., and William S. Bo vard, D. D. Epwoitli League Anniversary Thursday, March 18. — 8.30, devo tions conducted by Bishop Burt 0, conference session; 10, corporate ses sion; 11.15, reception to City Minis terial Association; 2, meeting of com mittees; 5, lJickinson College alumni banquet in Chestnut Street M. E. Church; 7.30, anniversary of confer ence temperance society, li. L. Jacobs presiding, speakers, Richard H. Gil bert, D. D, and Clarence True Wilson, D. D.; 7.30, Chestnut Street M. E. Church, anniversary of the Epworth League: Report from the districts of Hie conference as follows: Altoona dis trict, U. A. Williams; Danville district, il. W. Newman: Harrisburg district. J. W. Long; Juniata district, E. C. Keboch; Williamsport district, Georßc I!. Ahn. Address by Dan B. Brummit, D. D., editor of the Epworth Herald. Music by Jubilee Singers Friday, March 1!>.—8.30, devotions conducted by Bishop Burt; a, confer ence session; 11.15, semicentennial— William 41. Norcross and Kichaid Mal ialieu; 2, conference session; 2, anni versary of Women's Foreign Mission ary Society-—devotional service, the Rev. 11. C. Peters; reports for the year; 5, Dickinson Seminary alumni ban quet in Chestnut Street Church; 8, "Williams World-Famous Jubilee Sing ers" in Lincoln Street church. Saturday, March 20.- —8.30, devotions conducted by Bishop Burt; 9, confer ence session; 2, Mutual Beneiit Asso ciation in lecture room; 2, anniversary of Woman's Home Missionary Society, Mrs. James Edgar Skillinston, presid ing—devotions conducted by the Rev. Adam Nagay, minister of the Anthra cite Slavonic Mission, liazleton; re ports for the year; address, "A Glimpse of the Field," by Mrs. I). B. Street, of Washington, D. C., generul secretary of deaconess work; 5, Drew Alumni Association banquet at Edge wood Park Hotel; 7.30, anniversary of the Conference Annuity and Preach ers' Aid Society, S. W. Dickson, presid ing, addresses by M. K. Poster, l>. D., Joseph B. llingeley, D. D., and Stead man Applegate, D. D. love Feast, Sunday Sunduy, March 21.—9. conference love feast —tlie Rev. W. C. Gance pre siding, assisted by W. A. Stephens, D. D., and J. B. Polsgrove, D. D.; 10.30, sermon by llishop William Burt, D D., LL. D.; 1.30, Sunday school session; 2.30, ordination service—deacons and elders; 4, anniversary of general dea coness board, W. I'. Shriner presiding —address by D. W. Howell, corres ponding secretary: 7, anniversary of the Board of Home Missions and Church Extension and Board of For eign Missions, the Rev. T. S. Wilcox, D. D., presiding—address by Freeman D. Bovard, D. D., and James M. Tay lor, D. D. Monday, March 22.—8.30, devotions conducted by Bishop Burt; 9, confer ence session; 2. nnniversary of the ; board of education—H, R. Bender, D. D., presiding—addresses by B. C. Con ner, D. D., and Thomas Nicholson, D. D.; 7.30. anniversary of the Freed man's Aid and Southern Education So ciety, the Rev. H. A. Straub presiding —address by Patrick J. Maveety, D. D. ApiKiintmcnts Tuesday It is expected that the appointments will be ready on Tuesday morning just prior to the adjournment, of the con ference. There seems to be no doubt that the present district superinten dents will be reappointed. They are as follows: Altoona district, Simpson B. Evans; Williamsport district, Em ory M. Stevens; Danville district, James B. Stein; Harrisburg district, A. S. Fasielc; Juniata district, Benja min H. Mosser. . Harrisburg preachers have been as signed to preach in Shamokin on con ference Sunday as follows: The Rev. John IT. Daugherty in the Primitive Methodist Church: the Rev. B. H. Hart in the St. John's Reformed; the Rev, Dr. John D. Fox in the First Presby terian . Expect Local Pastors' Return Nothing definite can be had at this time with reference to the change of any pastors assigned to Harrisburg churches. It is expected that most of them will be returned as in most cases the congregations have petitioned the district superintendent to this effect. The statement was made during the last session of the conference, held in this city, that this year would see sweeping changes in the larger churches and in view of this statement some surprises can be looked for. Laymen's Association The Laymen's Association of the conference will convene in the First Presbyterian Church in Shamokin 011 Saturday, March 20, at 9, Charles 11. Hoffman of this city, president of the association, presiding. The program follows: 9, devotional exercises—C. C. Shuey, leader; J. J. Owen, chorister; 9.20, brief minutes —Watt Tyler, sec retary of the association; 9.25, address of the president, "Good Fellowship," Charles H. Hoffman; 9.40, financial report—treasurer Lincoln S. Bell; 9.45, appointment of committees; 9.50, solo, I. B. Abrams; 9.55, recess —five min utes to get acquainted; 10, "Temper ance," Clarence True Wilson: 10.30, duet, the Rev. and Mrs. Dorsey N. Miller; 10.40, address, "How to Get the Young Man," Edwin S. Sparks, president of State College: 11, annuity conference fund, IT. T. Ames; 11.40, anthracite missions, the Rev. Adam Nagay; 12, recess. Governor to Sr>cak 1.30, devotional exercises, S. W. Dickson, leader; J. J. Owen, chorister; 1.40. duet, the Rev. and Mrs. W. A. Graham; 1.50, address, Martin G. Brumbaugh, governor of Pennsylva nia; 2.35, solo, I. B. Abrams; address by Bishop William Burt: 2.55, report of committee on sustentatlon, 11. A. Hutchison, chairman, I. S. Mabee, sec retary; 3.35, duet, the Rev. and Mrs. Dorsey N. Miller; 3.35, "How Stands the Church and Sunday School in Re gary to the Men and Boys of To day"; city, the Rev. Clayton Albert Smucker, D. D.; country, George G. Hutchison and W. H. Sanford; 4.25, Epworth League group work, the Rev. E. C. Keboch; 4.45, miscellaneous business, report of auditing commit tee, report of nominating committee, election of officers; 5, report of reso lution committee, debate on resolu tions, adjournment. Schoolmasters Will Convene Here, Tomorrow Prominent speakers on educational points from all parts of the State will bo present at the ninth annual session of the Schoolmaster's Association of Pennsylvania. Among them are Ober Morning, Lancaster; H. E. Slagen, Lancaster; Professor C. D. Koch, State Inspector of high schools; 11. B. Work, Lancaster; John C. Wagner, Carlisle. General discussions and a round table talk' are, included in the pro gram. The officers are: B. W. Fisher, of Lancaster, president; Katherine Mc- Niff, Harrisburg, vice-president; F. D. Keboch, Hershey, secretary; B. F. Heighes, Manheim, treasurer. Eng lish, arithmetic and geography are the three subjects to which most of the time will be devoted during the ses sion. CONGRESS RECORDS BROKEN By Associated Press | Washington. March s.—The Sixty third Congress broke all records in the volume of proceedings in the Congres sional Record. The average congress, according to an inventory by the offi cial reporters of debates, runs about 12,000 pages in the Record, while tho Sixty-third Congress whioh expired 1 yesterday approximates 32,000 pages.. TO SPEND THE REST OF THEIR DAYS IN CHINA [Continued from First Page.] department of the Harrisburg Car company, then located on Allison's Hill. AVhen that concern discontinued he was made secretary of the Harris bury Foundry and Machine Works. His service with the two companies covered a period of twenty years from which he retired in 1907. Moved Here 25 Years Ago Mr. and Mrs. Groff became resi dents of Allison Hill twenty-five years ago, but in 18.98 located their home at Old Orchard, where they have since resided. They have been members of Olivet Presbyterian Church since its organi zation. For many years Mrs. GrofC has been president of the Woman's Missionary society of the church; treasurer of the Ladies' Aid society and a teacher of a large Bible class in the Sabbath school. Mr. GrofE has served as ruling elder and superinten dent of the school. He has also been a commissioner to the general assem bly, to Synod, and frequently t • the Presbytery of his church and has served as secretary of the Harrisburg Presbyterian Association since 1898. Will Take Daughter Along In 1878 he was a delegate from Philadelphia, to the World's Confer ence of the Young Men's Christian Association held that year in Geneva, Switzerland, and spent the summer in travel on the Continent, in England and Scotland. ' They will leave Harrisburg imme diately following Easter and will sail from San Francisco on May Bth on the China, for Hong Kong. Elizabeth, their youngest daughter, will accom pany them to take up the secretary ship to the president of the Canton Christian college, where they have a son in the Agricultural Educational work. Enroute they will visit friends and points of interest across the con tinent, the Panama Exposition, the Hawaiian Islands, Japan and the Phil ippine Islands, arriving at Canton, China, about the middle of June. They leave in Harrisburg the eldest daughter, Mrs. R. 1. Deihl. Prof. Johnson Well Versed on Constructive Peace Dr. Alvin S. Johnson, who will be tho principal speaker at the meeting upon constructive peace in Technical high school to-morrow evening is one of the few men who have made a spe cial and deep study of war and its ef fect upon the prosperity of people. He has held the chairs of economics and political science In the Universi ties of Nebraska, Texas, Chicago, Le land Stamford, Jr., and Cornell and is a recognized authority. Many times Professor Johnson has been called upon by public service commissions to carry on investigations for them. He is also an author of note. The Pennsylvania Arbitration and Peace Society which numbers many ITarrlsburgers on its membership rolls is responsible for the appearance of Professor Johnson here. Other speak ers will be Mrs. Mabel Cronise Jones and Henry C. Niles, vice-president of the peace society, f J Jtr DR. CHAS. J. FAMES DIES By Associated Press New York, March s.—Mr. Charles J. Eames, a noted chemist, who had many chemical discoveries to his credit, died here yesterday at the nge of 84. Dr. Eames first advanced the theory that carbolic acid used in sur gery would prevent infection. MOOSE NOMINATE Nominations made last night at. the session of the Loyal Order of Moose at the hall, Third and l!oas streets, im luded A. Canon for trustee for three years and A. Frankenburg for pre late. IHIA CROUP If the hnrd phlegm closes the wind pipe, the child will die. Ooff's Cough Syrup will cut the phlegm loose In a few minutes. Guaranteed by Druggists and Grocers. 25 and 60 cents. No opiates. GOFFS COUGH SYRUP STORY RITEN' Boy Commuters are animals from the country that conie to town to make their bread and butter and keep the wheels of life a movin. They are both mail and l'email, of all ages, sizes, col ors and dispositions—but mostly sweet from livin in the country. Commuters in Harrisburg arc a very big tribe that come and go whenever the whisle blows mornin and night. They como between seven and eight o'clock, or thereabouts, from north, east, west and south, by steam, elec« trie, gas, or hoof-power to work in the skyskrapcrs and faetries of our charmin city, bringin the fresh breezes and brains of the country districts to keep things movin here. They plug away all mornin, eat a donut at noon, then work some moro til 5 p. m. and carry their weariness back to wence they came to sleep an