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HARMONY MEN ARE i
ELECTED AT PEI
Men Who Favor Coach George H. |
Brooke on the Football
Committee
Philadelphia, Dec. 17.—Efforts to oust J
Coach George H. Brooke at University I
of Pennsylvania got one serious blow j
yesterday, iti the selection as athletic ■
committeemen, graduate members fa- i
voring harmony.
The election of Ernest Cozzcns and I
W. H. Slnkier as graduate members of j
the University of Pennsylvania Foot
ball Committee was distinctly the sur
prise of the annual meeting: of the
board of directors of the university
■Athletic Association, held yesterday
afternoon at the training house.
Kobert G. Torrey and Robert 10. Lam
bcrton, who had been mentioned as
likely to llgure prominently on the
football committee, were neatly side
tracked by electing them to other po
sitions, L>r. Torrey being made vice
president, while Mr. Lamberton was
made secretary.
Tlie chairman of the football com
mittee generally has more to do with
the football policy at the University
than any other person, and the election
of Sinkler and Cozzens probably means
that pome one in power at the' Unive
rsity believes thai Coach George 11. ,
Uroolse has been "jumped on" too hard
for the dismal failures of the two teams j
lie has coached at the University. {
Klther Sinkler or Cozzens will be j
elected chairman of the football com
mittee. Committees selected follow: '
Football —Graduate members, Ern
est Cozzens and AV. B. Sinkler: under
graduate members, George W. Pepper,
i 'red Davis anil Captain K. G. Harris.
Baseball—Graduate members, W. X.
llammett and K. M. Hare; under
graduate members, E. Koons
and Captain R. 11. Wallace.
Track—Graduate members, Howard
K. Hill and E. R. Bushneil; under
graduate members. .lames E. Meredith,
t 'aptain Donald F. LippincaM. itfid Mali
nger J. H. Cheston. '' *
Rowing—Graduate members. J. W.
Townsend, J. A. Brown, A. Kisenbrey j
nnd C. H. Scott: undergraduate mem
bers, .1. Vaughn Merrick, crew captain, i
and Manager Fred A. Davis.
Allied sports—-Graduate members, I*
J-»c and H. Llpplncott; undergraduates,
\V. Thayer, H. K. Marcy and C". Web- 1
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THURSDAY EVENING, HARRJSBURG l£SSsk TELEGRAPH DECEMBER 17,1014.
Frank Puderbaugh
Is Dickinson Captain
Special to The Telegraph
j Carlisle, Dec. 17.—At a meeting of
the "D" men of the Dickinson varsity
eleven held here yesterday Frank
I Puderbaugh, of Eldorado, Pa., was
I elected to head the Red and White
team on the gridiron next season. Pu
| derbaugh is a member of the Junior
I class and has played at tackle on the
j team for three seasons.
The executive committee of the ath
letic association announced the list of
j "D" men and presented the certificates
of athletic proficiency to fourteen men.
Carl B. Shelley, former Steelton high
'star, was among those honored. The
I list of honor men follows:
I Heister R. Hornberger, Sinking
'Spring; James J. Wilson, Denver. Colo
j ratio; Russel R. McWhinney, Home
stead; J. Frank Puderbaugh, Eldora
do; Allen B. Dalton, Chester; Alfred
G. Simmons, Hazleton; Robert 1,. My
ers, Jr., Camp Hill: Lyman G. Hertz
ler, Carlisle: Carl B. Shelley. Steelton;
Frank U Johnson, Atlantic City. X. J.;
Paul W. Heck, Hazleton; David H.
Klnley, Williamsport; Logan B. Tay
lor, Cape May, N. J.; Maurice Palm,
Phiillpsburg.
ni LING AFFECTS MINORS
l-'Mttirc 4 ImnncN In IlitKchiill I,awn Must
t'omr With Joint llitllot
Cincinnati, Dei?. 17.—Section I, article
of tlio national baseball agreement
'has been amended by the con our rent
votr of each major league and of the
j National Association by increasing the
membership of the joint committee on
j playing rules to seven members, ac
! cording to National Commission notice
i issued yesterday. As amended and ef
fective from yesterday on. this section
and article will read as follows:
"When ever the commission certifies
to the president of each major league
and to tile secretary of the National
Association that in its judgment the
playing rules require amendment, a
joint committee of three representa
tives from each major league and one
representative of the National Associa
tion shall meet on or before October 15
of the year in which such notice is
served and adopt a code of rules for
jthe ewwlng season."
AFTER "RABBIT" M Alt \ \ V11.1.E
' Boston's Star Inflelder Is Offered a
Tempting Sulnr.v liy Outlaws
! Boston, r>ec. 17. —The Federal league
has offered "Rabbit" Maranvllle. star
i shortstop of the Boston National
league baseball team. SIO,OOO a year
for three years, the money to be placed
iin a bank when Maranvllle signs the
I contract. It Is said that the "Rabbit"
declined the offer, but the scouts are
still on his trail, and the "Feds" are
reported to be far from discouraged
over their chances of landing the
Braves' player. They are prepared to
make a still more advantageous offer,
it is rumored.
Maranvllle, who is now on the vaude
ville stage, is said to be loath to leave
Boston, where he Is the idol of baseball
fans, and is In close management of
the team. He has a long contract here,
and it will have to be a most alluring
I proposition that will induce him to
jump.
Business Locali
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if the sun never shines. He can take
pi tures of the finest kind with the
aid of the new powerful light that is
as efficient as sunshine in producing
the best results. Sittings every day
up to 6 o'clock. Ample facilities for
Christmas deliveries, but "procrasti
nation is the thief of time," so do
no', delay but arrange for appoint
ments now to be assured of Chrlst
' I mas deliveries. Kellberg Studio, 302
Market street.
GUESTS OF KEYSTONE MOTORCYCLISTS AT LUNCHEON
Once each" week members of the
Keystone Motorcycle Club give a
luncheon. Members are permitted to
invite one guest each. The above etch
ing shows a recent party entertain
ed by the motorcyclists at their club
house. Thirteenth and Walnut streets.
In the party were:
CENTRAL LEAGUE HAS
, SOME FUTURE GREATS
Middletown Wins the Pennant,
but Is Second in Hits and
and Fielding
Official averages show a number of
promising youngsters in the Central
Pennsylvania league. Middletown
won the pennant, but was second in
stick work and fielding. Timely hits
counted for Middletown and the
champs had the best run makers.
Highspire lead at tho bat.
Shupp leads the Central league at
the bat with an average of .389. The
list of hitters who made 300 and over
included Lockard, .385; Riever, 367;'
Wertz, .356: H. Leedy, .345; K. Ritter, I
. -0; Deardorf, .311; Moore, .310; j
Brenner, .302; J. Reedy, .300. The'
fielding averages of the four teams i
follow:
P.O. A. E. Pet. |
Steelton 013 240 54 .940
Middletown (>OB 304 65 .93." !
New Cumberland 626 266 ,74 .923 !
Highspire 592 243 75 .918 1
BITS OF SPOUTS
Skating is now a popular sport.
Ford, the former Yankee twlrler,:
lead the Feds in pitching. He is a spit-!
ball artist.
"Cy" Falkenberg. a former Harris- j
burg pitcher, was the hard worker in j
the Federal Reague. He pitched 379 J
innings.
President Frank Farrell, of the New I
York Americans, says his sale price I
is $500,000 and not one penny less will j
buy.
Bill Ritter was yesterday elected |
captain of the Muhlenberg football I
team.
Distribution of players was on to
day's schedule at the Federal Reague
meeting in Chicago.
Mathewson denies that he is a can
didate to lead the Yankees.
The Waps won last night's match in
the Elks' bowling league, margin 96
pins. They lead the league by three
games.
Reily Grammar school last night de
feated the Willard five, score 49 to 0.
Cameron grammar school five de
feated the ex-C'aincrons last night,
score 46 to 6.
A Junior Casino league will he or
ganized this week. The schedule will
start January 1 and close in April.
Boston Braves will have a stadium
similar to that at Yale.
John G. Follansbee, a noted turf
man, died in New York yesterday.
Franklin and Marshall will again
take up baseball.
Knola bowlers lost to the P. R. R.
Y. M. C. A. five last night, margin 369
pins.
Major league schedules will be
drafted at a meeting of the joint
schedule committee at French Rick
Springs to-morrow.
In the P. R. It. Y. M. C. A. basket
ball league contests last night, the
Cardinals defeated the Phillies, score
24 to 21. Tho Pirates defeated the
Tigers, score 12 to 9.
THIRD CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
Harrisburg to Meet York A. C. at the
Armory Saturday Night
Harrisburg will play the third of a
series of games with the York A. C„
at the Armory, Saturday niKht. Each
team has won a gamp. This means
an interesting battle Saturday. Har
rlsburK will have the services of
Thomas Gaffney, tot several seasons a
star on the local five..
In the first game Harrisburg won
during an extra five minute period, 44
to 43. Harrisburg lost the second game
ot York, score 24 to 10. The game
will start at 8.15 and will be followed
with a dance.
Reading from left to right, top row:
Mrs. Bert Byan, Mrs. T. J. Fitting,
Mrs-. Victor Shope. Mrs. Paul Nowell,
Miss Manic Gallagher, Mrs. C. H. Rut
ter, Ethel Rutter and <\ H. Rutter.
Second row, Owdin Fitting, Mrs. E.
L. Vincent, Mrs. James Harbold, T. J.
Fitting, Ray Brehm and Doehne
Peters.
Magee May Be a Giant
SfIERWOOD MAGEtt
the slugging left fielder of the Phila
delphia Nationals, who is being sought
by Manager John M Graw of the New
York Giants. MCG -w is ready to go
to extreme measures In bolstering up
Third row, Harry 15. Sechrist, Bert
Ryan, Victor Shope, Walter Holtz,
Charles Sellers,• J. M. Kllgore. James
Harbold.
Bottom row, Ed L. Vincent, Charles
11. Uhler, .Claude W. Baskins, Albert
Noffsinger, Ray Heagy and Arthur
Noff singer.
his broken machine, and is reported
to have offered to trade twelve players
for Magee. Dooin and Hans Lobert.
Magee is also being sought after by
the Balt'more Federal League.
Tech High Schedule
Includes Many Games
Tech's basketball schedule was com
pleted yesterday afternoon at a meet
ing of the athletic directors and play
ers. It. is the best schedule Tech has
ever had. One of the trips by the
Tech five will include a four-day trip.
The next game at home will be with
Lebanon high, to-morrow night. No
games will be played after this contest
until January ti. The schedule fol
lows:
January 6, Lebanon High at Leba
non: January 8, York High at York;
Shippensburg Normal, at Tech; Janu
ary 22, open date; January 23. Lan
caster High at Lancaster; January 29,
Middletown High at Tech: February 5,
Middle town High at Middletown; Feb
ruary 10, Steel)on High at Steelton;
February 12, Williamsport High, at j
Wllliamsport; February IS. Dickinson]
Ceminary at Williamsport; February!
13, Reading High at Reading; Febru-i
ary 20. Lehigh Scrubs at South Beth- j
lehein: February 2fi, Millersville Nor
mal at Tech; March 5, Central High
at Chestnut street auditorium; March
6. Middletown at Middletown; March
10. Steelton High at Tech: March 12,
open date; March 10. York High at
Tech; April 2, Central High at Tech.
MIDDLETOWN TO OPEN SEASON
Middletown High school will open
the basketball season to-morrow night.
York Academy five will be the at
traction. The game will be played on
the floor of the Middletown Athletic |
Club, Union and. Kmaus streets. Be
tween the halves the Middletown
Scrubs will play the Elizabethville
High school. Roy Bumbach will ref
eree both games.
DISLODGED BO\K FROM THROAT
Special to The Telegraph
Hagerstown, Md.. Dec. 17. Seized |
with a spell of violent sneezing, as the
result of a cold. Mrs. George H. Mose,
of this city, yesterday dislodged a bone 1
that bad been in her throat since last i
October and had given her considerable
trouble. The bone stuck in her throat
while she was eating chicken for din
ner over three months ago, and alt ef
forts to remove it failed.
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to Kelley's Coal.
There's a reason—you'll soon
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ORPHEUS!
Of the sister teams that have appear- \
ed at the Orpheum it is doubtful If any 1
of them were more popular or more
clever than the Farber Girls, who offer
one of the sterling hits of the Keith
show that the Rotarlans are giving at
the Locust Street Playhouse this week.
The youngest of tho sisters is Con
stance, the little blonde, and she is cer
tainly a clever little mite. Her sister is
a brunette, graceful and beautiful.
When the two are not singing and
dancing they are indulging in sparkling
repartee, with plenty of fine comedy
lines handed out by Constance. And
long before this something should have
been said about their gowns. They are
creations of chiffon and rhinestones,
the cut and style of them could prob
ably be explained by a Parisian de
signer, but words are feeble things
when It come to mere man telling
about them. Anyway, they arc dreams,
too beautiful for words, and the girls
wear them gracefully. The Farber
girls are presenting one of the clever
turns supporting Bessie Wynn, the
celebrated singing comedienne, and
Joe Jackson, the king of funmakers. —
Advertisement.
COLONIAI.
There's two clever comedy attrac
tion booked to start the last half of the
Colonial to-day that will likely run a
close chase for the big honors. One of
them is a comedy Playlet to lie pre
sented by Ilallen Fuller and company,
and the other is called "400 Pounds of
Comedy and Song," to be served up by
! Santos and Hayes. A sensational gym
nastic act will be that of the Two
Franks, who offer a neat and high class
athletic act. and Miller and Carmen,
clever couple In songs, dances and com
edy, will round out the roster. An in
teresting program of motion picturo
features comes to the Busy Corner to
day also.—Advertisement.
PAI,ACK TOD IV—"HI'MAN HEARTS"
I "Human Hearts" has action, grip and
; pathos, combined with some splendid
I realism. Those scenes showing Mr.
! Baggot, as the hero. Tom Logan, in the
i State prison doing time are correct and
I impressive—they were actually taken
1 within the walls of a State prison, and
: show the hundreds of convicts and the
jlifo they lead. Then there are the
touches of comedy furnished by the
tramp who, while sleeping in the black
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smith shop, Witnesses the murder of
Tom's father and afterward plays an
important part in securing the pardon
for Tom.
llal Reld. author of several success
ful plays and stories, wrote the original
play, "Human Hearts." which has been
adapted to the screen by George Hall.
Mr. Baggot Is afforded an unusually
attractive role as Tom Logan In "Hu
man Hearts." You are bound to enjoy
his work, for lie has given to the role
all the fine vigor and manliness at his
command. —Ail vert isement.
SMAI.I, FIRKS AT HAtiBRSTOWN
Special to The Telegraph
Hagerstown. Md., Dec. 17. Fire was
discovered here yesterday in the cellar
of the hardware store of Schinel,
Rohrer and Company, one block from
tlie public square, a joist becoming ig
nited from an overheated furnace. The
fire was discovered In time to check it
before serious damage was done.
Fire in the cellar of the residence of
Clarence Houek, in Church street, yes
terday. was extinguished by the. tire
men. the damage being confined to a
partition.
Freezing out a water pipe in Em
mert's row. yesterday, started a lire
which required the services of tho
Western Enterprise Fire Company to
check.
"THE NAKED TiIITiI"—PHOTOPLAY
TOMORROW
Great five-act production, secured by
The Photoplay Theater, will be shown
to-morrow. "The Naked Truth' is a
story of a real woman. This drama,
adapted from the French novej of that
name, deals with the sorrows of life as
they are. To-day we present a two
act'S. & A.. "The Place, the Time and
the Man," featuring Richard Travers
and Bryant Washburn.—Advertisement.
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TIME TABLE
In Effect May 24, 1914.
TRAINS leave Harrlsburg—
For Winchester and Martlnsburg at
5-03, *7:50 a. m„ *3:40 p. m.
For Hagerstown, Chambersburg, Car
lisle, Mechanlcsburg and intermediate
stations at 5:03, *7:50, *11:63 a. m..
•3:40, 6:32, *7:40, *11:00 p. m.
Additional trains for Carlisle and
Mechanlcsburg at 9:48 a. in.. 2:18, 8:27.
6:30, 9:80 a. m.
For Dillsburg at 6:03, *7:60 and
•11:63 a, m., 2:18, *3:40, 6:32 and 8:30
• p. m.
I 'Daily. All other trains daily exceDt
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