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TUESDAY EVENING, '
THIS DOOLEY REAILY
OUT-DOOLEMOLEf
Funny Man of "Douse-Warner's"
Best Part of an AU-Head
liner Week
You've got to hand it to Mr. Hop
kins—he's got the best show of the
year at the Orpheum this week.
Here are a few of the fun makers as
entertainers worthy of most high hon
orable mention—as the World's Japa
nese reporter would put It:
Billy Dooley in "The Lawn Party."
Ruth Roye, the ragtime girl.
Moore and Hagar. ,
Abau Hamad troupe of acrobats.
Really. Miss Roye, I'm awfully sorry
I couldn't put your name above that of
Billy Dooley. You were heralded as
the headliner, and you really are as
fascinating a bit of femininty as has
charmed an Orpheum audience in a
long while—but you didn't please the
crowds as did Billy Dooley, and so
there you are!
Out-Dooley's Dooley
Billy Dooley is a brother of Johnny
Dcoley, who always scores such a hit
when he comes to town with his pretty
partner, Yvette Rugel. But Billy out-
Dooley's Johnny. He's the least
scream in laughter. And. by the way.
Johnny, are there any more like you
at home? The girls aro just dying to
know.
The "The Lawn Party" is a musical
comedy revue with character imita
tions of such well-known stage favor
ites as Laurette Taylor, Lillian Russel,
Chauncey Olcott, Robert Mantell,
George Cohan, David Warfield and
so on. And on my word. Miss Flor
ence Hughes is more of a "Peg" than
is Miss Taylor herself. Harry Angel
as David Warfield imitates the "Music
Master" admirably.
Why the Irish Jtosc is Wild
Raymond Loftus, who impersonates
Chaimcey Olcott, sings "The Wild Irish
Rose," and after Raymond is through
it's not a bit hard to see why the Irish
roses are wild. It's that kind of sing
ing that does it.
But it's William J. Dooley who is
the life of the revue. He's country
Sheriff and his antics kept the first
nighters Convulsed. He slips übout
just like Johnny, his brother—only
more so.
Ruth Roye has a most fascinating
manner and a beautiful face. Her
gowns are creations of loveliness and
when she sings it is easy to understand
why New York raves about her. Moore
and Hagar give a little tlirtation act
tilled with modern dancing, honey
liold-me-closer songs and several new
"darky" stories. The pair both have
voices of a rich quality.
Abau Hamad—anyway that's what
the program calls him—is here with
a troupe of acrobats, that show what
can be done with the arms and legs,
when you're restless. Abau himself
holds eight men at one time.
"Day and Nigl*"' is a travesty skit
on the divorce and gambling evils thav
makes everybody laugh. Bell and
Wilson, the openers, sing, dance, talk
and tumble.
MAX ROBERTSON.
MAJESTIC
To-night—John Drew in "The Prodigal
Husband."
Thursday night—Fannie Ward in
"Madame President."
Frldi»". afternoon and evening Bur
lesque.
Saturday, afternoon and evening
"September Morn."
ORPHEUM
Every afternoon and evening High-
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TONIGHT, JOHN DREW
As the comedy's title suggests, Mr.
Drew appears as a husband slightly
given over to the.life known as "sport
ing," and the story deals with his
I career during a period in which his
young wife has become estranged from
lilm. in an extremely interesting and
sympathetic manner his shortcomings
are brought home to him by a slip of
a girl, Simone, in whom lie has evinced
a protecting interest, the daughter of
his housekeeper. Aside from its
laughter-arousing elements the story
contains much unexpected tenderness,
notably in a delightful scene with the
little girl in the first act in which real
pathos occasionally interrupts the
charming humor. Through a series of
very amusing scenes, replete with
startling dialogue and mirth-provoking
situations, his. adventures make their
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unusual. The prodigal, needless to
say, is received by the young wife with
tender sympathy and the girl who has
been the cause of his awakening also
finds her happiness. In the newest of
Drew roles the actor is credited with
having added another to his long list
of artistic and splendid character por
trayals.—Advertisement.
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creation, called "Shark Swish Dip"—
very popular in London, England, goes
with a rush.
Besides Mr. Phillips the company
contains "The American Gaby Deslys"
—Haz' ihannon—who Is a wonderful
dance «nd clever otherwise—and that
splenjid actress and singer, Adelyn
Estee, who is also seen in a prominent
role, and the company contains many
entertainers out of the ordinary, be
sides a big chorus of pretty girls.
This company recently furnished a
highly successful engagement at the
l.aSalle Opera House, Chicago, and
conies to the Majestic next Saturday,
matinee and night.—Advertisement.
COI.ONIAI.
Harmony is the charm of the new
vaudeville bill that came to the Colonial
yesterday. It Is served up by the Ox
ford Four, of male harmonists, whose
splendid voices harmonize in some of
the late songs and some of the old
favorites. The boys sang harmonious
ly and melodiously and everybody was
delighted. ICach song seemed to please
more than the preceding one and If
the audiences would have had their
way, they might still be singing. J. C.
Lewis and company, comprising about
the cleverest youngsters we have seen,
are offering a comedy called "Billy's
Santa Claus' that Is of a high order
also. Each turn is clever and interest
ing, but lovers of good quartets will not
want to overlook the three-day en
gagement of the Oxford Four. "The
Painted Lady," a beautiful picture fea
ture with popular Blanche Sweet in the
leading role, is an extra added attrac
tion for the first three days of the
week.—Advertisement.
PALACE THEATER TOMORROW
"THE HUMAN WOLVES"
Elsa Delgarth. a retired actress, re
turns to the stage at a series of charity
shows. The glamour of the footlights
causes her to leave her husband and
child to return to the stage. Paul
Grevllle. an actor with whom Elsa
runs away, loses his memory whilst ap
pearing in an important production,
and as a result the couple find them
selves /ace to face with ruin. Grevllle
sinks lower and lower in the social
scale until meeting a criminal named
Gaston Str Croix, he agrees to join the
latter's gang. The commissioner of
police Is Informed of a number of mys
terious thefts and Immediately stations
his squad of officers on the river bank
to track the mysterious gang. That
night the gang is tracked, and a battle
ensues on the water, but they make
their escape under the water. _
Delgarth has received a Government
appointment and the St. Croix gang
plot to gain possession of valuable
documents he holds. Grevllle and an
accomplice break into IJelgarth's home,
but they cannot accomplish their pur
pose. However, tfiey carry off Del
garth's little daughter. They next en
gage rooms at a hotel in the town and
HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH
write Delgarth telling him he will re
ceive news of his daughter if he visits
them alone. When Delgarth keeps the
appointment he is overpowered by
means of a stupefying incense and car
ried away from the hotel hidden In a
large trunk. Delgarth's groom, who
followed his master, becomes suspicious
and succeeds in tracking down the
criminals. When Delgarth is obdurate
they threaten to place Ills child In the
path of the advancing express. Their
purpose is frustrated by Blsa, whir has
learned of Greville's villainy. She
rushes to the track In time to snatch
her child, but .she herself is knocked
down and fatally hurt. Greville is kill
ed, and the other members of the gang
are captured by the police.—Advertise
ment.
NEW PLAY AT THE PHOTOPLAY
The Photoplay Theater now present
to their patrons six first-run Associa
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daily never before shown in this city.
To-day we present "The Menace of
Fate," a two-reel Kalem; "Thei Moun
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Special to The Telegraph
Annville, Pa., Nov. 10.—The Rev. J.
H. Willauer, pastor of St. Paul's Evan
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NOVEMBER 10,1914;
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he is attending the evangelistic meet
ings held there under the direction of
Dr. Herry W. Stough.
MOTHERS' MEETING
Special to The Telegraph
Halifax, Pa., Nov. 10. Mothers'
meeting will be held at the home of
Mrs. Bertha Rohrbach on Thursday
afternoon at 2 o'clock. Arrangements
will be made to attend the dedication
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MARRIED AT M fICHA NICSBURG
Special to The Telegraph
Waynesboro, Pa., Nov. 10. —Mr. and
Mrs. J. F. Wiles arrived in Waynes
boro on Sunday evening and will go to
I housekeeping. They were married in
Meehanicsburg on Saturday evening by
the Rev. E. C. B. Castle, pastor of tht»
United Brethren Church.
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