14 It Was No Use For Jeff to Finish the Speech •*-.* By "Bud" Fisher ——ii i - - » 1 I NO WONDCR VOW COT CAUGHT N /- \ WNtN TMeO "TO I U/H> YOU SMOOt-D MAV|£ ( 1 JON'T TKIW (-'YOU r~~~Z. ZT~~Z \ V c«« t ,r AUVTW \ (ir 01 " uLw „1 I BV astN6 Tneewvcr T A ✓ I CRosvgvgo'AlHO J \ KNOW Hif*\ J ) (VTths »» V. h»T« w.w< v 1 ww-K re VK6 BAR-TENDC*. AMt> A FUNNY VUAI-K I QARrgNbeR j LAUGHS! | ANOwMWDW4HroaTOP —' I Yo " KMOOUD H#\ve CHAHteb New York. Oct. 31.—When the Har vard and Michigan football teams meet in the stadium at Cambridge this aft ernoon the contest will be as much a battle between coaches as elevens. On the Michigan side of the field the west ern gridiron contingent will be in charge of Fielding H. Yost, while on the Crimson bench Percy D. Haughton will direct the Harvard campaign. Two coaches of greater fame have not been opposed in football in many years. Although differing widely in per sonality and methods, Haughton and Yost year in and year out achieve won ders with the material that reports for football at the two great universities which they represent. Haughton is a coach who talks little, thinks deeply and is tireless in action. Once the early season preliminaries are com pleted, Haughton rules the squad with an iron hand. He plays no favorites and his instructions are sharp and to the point. Harvard's head coach is a keen stu dent of football and knows the game both ancient and modern in every phase. He is an autocrat on the field, inclined to be sharp and caustic in his instructions and remarks and a coach who believes in hard practice and plenty of it for both the varsity and second string players. He is quick to detect ability in a candidate and is always looking far ahead, planning his system and plays to fit the type of team material at his disposal. Yost might be aptly termed a foot ball fanatic. Like Haughton, he was J. a player and a brilliant one in his , undergraduate days, but has never ceased to absorb and keep up with the rapidly changing game. In fact, many of the plays and rules now part of the annual autumn college sport are di t reetly traceable to the Michigan coach. On the field he is much more active 5 and demonstrative than Haughton. He - keeps up a running fire of comment 1 and criticism and frequently jumps 1 into line or back field in order to per i sonally illustrate just how the play he i is aiming at should be made. Speed and dash is almost a mania with Yost and his constantly repeated phrase, "Hurry up! Hurry up!" has caused It to be tacked on to his name in the west until the general follower of foot - ball believes that he was baptized s "Hurry Up Yost." e Off the field Haughton and Yost are a as unlike one another as they are t when in action. Haughton seldom talks football, while Yost will spend hours discussing the gome in all its * phases. Illustrating particular plays with whatever objects are handy. He can play a game with eleven chairs or salt cellars, using a hall or a table, as the case may be, and never fails to keep his audience spellbound as he shifts his team with lightning rapidity. Both coaches are comparatively wealthy and men of business affairs and interests during the months when football Is dead. • Penn-State Receives Football as Prize Penn State's work at Harvard last Saturday won favor from Harvard. After the game "Bill" Hollenbach's crew was presented with the ball. The New York Post, referring to this Inci dent, says: "Harvard courteously presented the ball used In Saturday's game to Penn sylvania State as a memorial of Sat urday's drawn contest. If these elev ens from Pennsylvania keep on, they will be too proud to accept the gift of a ball as a reward for a tie game. They will want victory, or no ball. In the meantime the Crimson's magnan imity is pleasing, especially so In view of the fact that the time Is not so re mote when a tie gime meant an un seemly squabble over possession of the ball. Harvard, by the way, has not been obliged to part with many balls to smaller opponents. Neither has Princeton. Yale in recent times has been obliged to extend the courtesy to Brown, Washington and Jefferson, Maine and Colgate." I New York, Oct. 31.—Many of the local baseball experts are Insinuating tl *.t Arthur Shafer, sometimes called "Temperamental Tillie," the star third baseman who deserted the New York Giants at the end of the season of 1913, may be back in McGraw's line up next summer. Shafer is due to ar rive in New York from his California soon, and it is believed that the New I York management may Induce him to return to the game. Shafer has "re- ] tired" from the game on several occa- j slons, but the last jump marked the first time that he remained away from | his team for a whole season. Many [ believe that with Shafer-in the line-up j last season the Giants would have won \ the pennant. SECOND TENNIS SERIES AT HARRISBURG ACADEMY The second round of the Fall tennis j tournament at Harrisburg Academy I was played yesterday afternoon. The j match between Horton and Shrciner j was the best of the round. The results ! of the games are as follows: Rutherford defeated Holmes, by de- i fault; Horton defeated P.. Shreinpr, i 12-10, 6-3; Broadhurst defeated G. i Shreiner, 6-1, €-2; J. Hart lost by default to Dunkle; lloss defeated D. Lescure, 6-0, 6-0. RETURNED HOME MARRIED Special to The Telegraph Marietta, Pa., Oct. 31. —Miss Elizabeth Sload and Edward K. Terry, of May town, who suddenly disappeared from; home somt time ago, have returned and | told they were married at Hagerstown. 1 Md.. by the Rev. E. K. Thomas, pastor l of the Baptist Church. The bridegroom is a ball player of ability, and the bride is a member of the senior class of the Maytown high school. HI NT-FUSRO WEDDING Special to The Telegraph Marietta, Pa., Oct. 31.—Miss Myrtle B. Fiero, was married yesterday to Thomas R. Hunt, of Lambertville, New Jersey, at the home of the bride's par ents, the Rev. E. A. Bawdcn, officiat ing. COLONIAL The tiniest actor in the world is at the Colonial, getting in all kinds of funny mixups and creating an up heaval of laughter with children of all ages. The little performer is of the team of Hayes and Alpoint, who offer one of the sterling attractions of the best vaudeville bill, yet presented at the Colonial. In a delightful dancing and vocal novelty, LaSalle and Raymond are displaying the most gorgeous ward robe ever seen at the Colonial. Four acts of sufficient merit to occupy good positions on "big time" vaudeville bills, comprise the Colonial's current show that bows for its last engagements to day. Beginning with next Monday the management has announced that the Colonial Theater will be converted Into a popular-priced vaudeville theater, with perfoimancei every afternoon iini evening, eliminating the mid-day and early evening picture hours. However, the same picture service will be main tained but shown only in connection with the vaudeville shows.—Adv. ]^AMUSE|^MENTs|If[ , MAJESTIC All next week —The Myrkle-Harder n Stock Company, in six of the late j, New York successes. Monday afternoon and evening—"Ele vating a Husband." ™ Tuesday afternoon and evening—David <1 Belasco's "The Girl of the Golden I West." r Wednesday afternoon and evening "Stop Thief." Thursday afternoon and evening • "What Happened to Mary." ORI'IIEUM Every afternoon and evening High class vaudeville. COLONIAL Daily—vaudeville and pictures. SEAT SALE OPENED BIU The jfyrkle-Harder Company, who are to appear at the Majestic Theater all next week, enoy the distinction of being the largest and best popular priced traveling stock company in the United States. Comprising twenty-two people, two carloads of scenery, all their own electrical effects, furniture, draperies and stage accessories. They {■resent six plays only, which are JaviU Belasco's story of the mountains, "The Girl of the Golden West," which ran for two solid years In New York City. Cohan & Harris' "Stop Thief," the greatest crook play ever written, and as full of laughs as Europe is of war. . "What Happened to Mary." a Nautical play, brim full of comedy, pathos and heart-interest. This play Is presented with the original New York scenery. "Under Southern Skies." T,ottie Blair Parker's beautiful story of the South, that has caused thousands to think, reflect laugh and cry, and Louis Mann's starring triumph, "Elevating a Hus band," which was the talk of New I York during its extended run. The seat sale opened yesterday morn- Insr, and judging from the line at the box office, the house will be well Ail ed Monday afternoon and night.—Adv. "THE TERRORS OF THE JUNGLE" AT THE PHOTOPLAY TO-DAY Another popular Sellg jungle story, 1 "The Terrors of the Jungle," In two. reels will be shown to-day at the Pho- I toplay. A wild animal story that is; full of thrills and Intense drama. "The Blue Flame" is a story of the theft of a fortune in diamonds. The plot of the crooks to obtain the diamonds and the detective and his assistants, work to bring the gang to justice makes a strong thrilling release, well acted and photographed.—Adv. ORPHEUM There's going to be a regulation Hallowe'en party in the Orpheum to night In connection with the last per jformance of the curent all-star Keith • ■show. All kinds of surprises have been . I arranged for the occasion and there 1 are reasons to believe that there will I be fun galore aside from the . clever I vaudeville show. Patrons are Invited to attend in masquerade costumes and the : management will award prizes to the f best creations. Beautiful decorations and man other festive schemes, indl ■ cate that the Orpheum will have the . fcH'gfßt Hallowe'en party In town. The crowning attraction of the bill an i nounced for next week vlll be a pre r|tentious dancing production with ca ipable principals and a splendid chorus, > elaborate scenery, and gorgous cos . turning entitled. "The Last Tango." Featured In this big: act is an Orpheum " | favorite. Fletcher Norton, hailed as the ; I Beau Brummell of musical comedy, and j who delighted Orpheum audiences 1 I once before, playing the leading role Min Lasky's "Antique Shop." Playing 'opposite Mr. Norton will be Audrey j Maple, a pretty and vivacious Kirl, who L jis said to be one of the prettiest and | most clever girls on the vaudeville • stage. "The Last Tango," Is beautiful ,ly mounted, gorgeously costumed, and .: tells nil lr.ter»stin? tale that has benu- I tlful vocal and dancing interpolations scattered throughout.—Adv. !| ORPHEUM TO GET RETURNS ! | Complete election returns will be • received and read to the audience at 5 1 the Orpheum Theater Tuesday night. |To furnish its patrons with the late j returns, a midn'ght matinee will be ■i given, to start promptly at 11 o'clock. ' 1 —— • % | A Nickel For I ELDAUO \ Cigar buys a mild, refreshing smoke. Made of excellent 0 quality tobacco and pro ° tected from the factory to - you by a sanitary tin-foil and tissue Avrapping. Lis tens like "ten-cent-quality t talk" —it is. but we leave f off the expensive band and ii give you its value in good ® tobacco. C d You're not taking any £ chance on EL DALLO. r Worth any man's nickel — * and more. Try it tv e REID TOBACCO r ° COMPANY 1 MILTON and ALTOONA, PA. Distributors : President of Haiti Quits His Capital By Associated Press Washington, Oct. 31.—President Za mor of Haiti, has been obliged to quit his capital, Port Au Prince, and seek I refuge on a Dutch vessel according to a report to the State Department to- . day from the American minister at ( Haiti. This is taken to mean that the rebels are in complete control of Port Au Prince. AMUSEMENTS AMUSEMENTS HALLOWEEN EXCITEMENT AU NK.VP.U R K-VP'OiI 'NOT !^ I mis" I this bh" siurw.' come to the colonial to-day PRIZES^Ft!It CW'H MKS TO-XIUHT AND HAVE A 1.10 TIME. NEXT WEEK A £(g Keitt\ A CtS The Last Tango anc [ Pictures 12—PEOPLE—13 810 DANCE SENSATION MATINEES - - 5 aid 10c Seat* Now Selling for Both Show*. FVFNINfiS 10 and 15c Election Night—Heturna at Each. MAJESTIC THEATER ALL NEXT WEEK MYRKLE-HARDER CO. MONDAY MATINEE AND NIGHT "Elevating a Husband" AM* SPKCIAI, SC-KXKItV AND KLK4'THIC\-\l* KFFKCTS. n;flT t'lllCKS—»Oc to 500. DAILY MATIXKKSt—IOe and 2Qr SEATS NOW ON SALE Running on Schedule Time Smokers have often commented on the fact that no matter when or where they buy King Oscar 5c Cigars the aroma always tastes the same. That is the result of safeguarding the quality to maintain its regularity. A railroad may have a straight track ahead for a hundred miles and good equipment, but it takes brains to move the trains on schedule time. King Oscar are as sure to please as a "Pennsy" flier is going to ar rive and depart on schedule time. It's the know how that does it! 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