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TUESDAY EVENING. HXIUIISBURG TEIJXSRAPII SEPTEMBER 22, 1914.
LONESOME LASSIES
GRDWD OUT PEACHES'
Rolfe's New Musical Comedy at
the Orpheum Instead of the
, Lasky Fruit Garden
Are you a Lollard?
! Or a Lollard's wife?
Would you like to spend an hour
with a dozen nifty but "Lonesome
Lassies?" *
Want to see a man ride a one
wheel bicycle twenty feet pr so high'.'
Ever hear a man whistle soprano
and atlo both at the same time?
Have you ever seen a human see
saw?
The answer to one and all of these
questions is,—the Orpheum.
From A to K. the vaudeville "Alpha
to Omega," there Is something enter
taining and amusing on the hoards
this week. Rolfe's "The Lonesome
Lassies," a one-act musical comedy
with a hunch of extraordinarily pretty
girls, a burglar, a moving picture cam
era man and the loveliest gowns—a:id
nightgowns—imaginable, heads the
bill. Then, too, there's nothing the
matter with Regine Conefeii a'.id com
pany's skit. "The Lollard," judging
from the mirth it occasioned and the
applause it received.
The Rolfe act was substituted for
Lasky's "Garden of Peaches" at the
last minute Saturday night.
The act. which by the way has the
scenery of that other popular Holfe
act, "The Porch Party," and traces
of the Rolfe "Bride Shop" music, is
remarkable for its Girls and its Gowns
and its Burglar. Harry Watson as
the burglar is just bound to make
you laugh whether you will or not.
One of the cleverest scenes in the
act is a "nightgown chorus" occa
sioned when the bold bad robber man
tries to roh the country home where
the girls are sleeping. Can't you pic
ture the scampering lingerie when
the burglar is discovered ?
"The Lollard" points the moral that
a married man should "spruce up,"
keep spruced up and continue to "fool
his wife" after the honeymoon if he
would retain her affection, love and
respect. Harriet Marlotte, as an old
maid dressmaker, with her acid criti
cism of the male, makes the skit. Ile
gina Conelli as the Lollard's wife,
cleverly portrays the type of woman
who wants to be petted and isn't
happy unless she is.
The Sig Franz Troupe do a lot of
new bicycle riding feats, one of which
is tho riding of a one-wheel machine
twenty feet high. Queer things on
wheels keeps everybody giggling. Ed
die Ross, colored comedian, sings,
dances and plays the banjo which he
terms the "African Harp" all at the
same time. But it's whistling that
Eddie can do best. Somehow or other
he can whistle first and second string
at the same time and that's some
thing few can do. Can you?
Valveno and Lamore, comedy acro
bats, show how a human see-saw is
constructed and how it works. But per
haps the act of the evening which
pleased all classes of theater goers
more than any other is a singing and
piano act by two clever girls. West6n
and Leon. In character song work
the one girl was especially good while
the other excelled in ragging on the
ivories.
—MAX ROBERTSON.
May District City For
Ambulance Calls When
Polyclinic Is Opened
Colonel Joseph B. Hutchison favors
the districting of the city for ambu
lance calls as soon as the new Poly
clinic Hospital is ready to receive
patients, but will not make known his
plans until after a conference with
Mayor John K. Royal and further
inquiries are made.
Colonel Hutchison is of the opinion
that at all times the wishes of the
injured and sick should be carried
out. If they express a preference for
any particular hospital, the preference
goes, according to Colonel Hutchi
son's Idea. He will confer with the
officials of the Polyclinic Hospital be
fore giving ambulance orders. The
seriousness of the accident will also
be considered.
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Recent Deaths in
Central Pennsylvania
Special to The Telegraph
Ellzabethville.—While seated with
her family and talking, Mrs. James
Woland, residing south of Dietrich,
suddenly lurched forward and expired
on Sunday morning. She had been
affected with heart trouble for some
time and it is believed to have been
the cause of death. Mrs. Woland was
4 5 years old and is survived by her
husband, three sons and two daugh
ters. Funeral will be held on Thurs
jday morning, with'burial in St. James'
Reformed Church in Upper Pauls Val
ley.
Shippensburg.—Mrs. David Hefflc
flnger, one of the oldest residents of
Newburg, died to-day at that place.
He is survived by seevral children.
Sunbury.—Mrs. Anna Moser, 83
years old, died of paralysis at her
home in Madison township, Columbia
county, of paralysis. She was helpless
for six years.
While sitting at a table talking to
his family, John F. Walters, 27 years
old, gave a gasp, and fell over dead
of failure at his home in Dan
ville.
The Rev. Jfl K. Floyd, 54 years old,
a member of the Central Pennsylvania
Conference of the Methodist Episco
pal Church, died suddenly at his home
in Montoursville yesterday of heart
failure.
Mrs. ydla Derr, mother of Mrs. John
Winters, of Sunbury, died suddenly at
her home in Paxtonville.
Owen Kerrigan, 35 years old, died
at his home at Locust Dale, of abscess.
He leaves a wife and five children.
The death of Miss Marie Kimic,
aged 18, occurred at her home in Sha
mokin, after a long Illness, of a com
plication of diseases.
Mrs. Bridget Phlean, 6 9 years old,
died at Shamokin, after a long illness
of a complication of diseases. She
was a widely-known woman.
OPERATOR PROMOTED
Special to Tlia Telegraph '
Waynesboro, Pa., Sept. 22.—Clar
ence R Edgell, formerly of Waynes
boro. who was the local Postal Tele
graph operator, and who removed to
Baltimore some years ago. has been
promoted to manager In the Baltimore
Sun office. Mr. Edgell Is a young man
of high attainment In his profession
,and his advancement Is gratifying to
tils many friends here. He Is a
nephew of Mrs. Walter T. Todd, this
citv.
LITTLE BOY BLUE"
POOtHECEffiD
Bereby's Opera, Charming in the
Original, Suffers. From
Change
Just where to lay the blame I* a
matter of question: whether « lth the j
company or with the audience (which
by the way was extremely small); but
In any event a perfectly good show, I
which ran for months before consist- I
ently crowded houses In New York, was
! produced in 11 wretchedly listless man- j
ner last night at the Majestic. The
show was Uereny's 'Little Boy Blue," 1
with good music, and with something
of a plot above the ordinary.
But the show was not without its
good qualities. Julia Gilford, as
"Daisy, later "Boy Blue," was in sev- I
eral respects better than the "Daisy" I
of the original east. For tile music .
that falls to "Daisy's" part requires
something of a voice to ilo justice to it,
and Miss Gilford had Just such a voice. !
And In the mannerisms, which went so |
tnr to make her part an appealing one, ,
she was more than capable. But not |
so with the other characters. It is I
harti, you know, to imitate the manner- |
Isms of others, and that was where the ,
fault lay with the principals. There is 1
really good music in Bereny's opera,
but the best of it wasn't brought out
last night, for with very few excep
tions all of it was played and sung in
a jumpy manner, which robbed It of
all Its charm. From the standpoint of
balance and quality the chorus may be
said to be good, but there was that
something lacking which made even
their host efforts go unappreciated. The
piece has been changed, and it suffers
for it. New features have been added
which -do not make for the better, and
all of the witticisms of two years ago
(which are usually made to 'meet the
occasion) were strictly adhered to.
The music is mostly Scotch by na
ture, and the opening of the second
act. with an "A Capella," especially ar
ranged by Arthur Weld, musical direc
tor of Savage's original company, is
really beautiful and melodious. But tiie
chorus presented by this company was
not up to their task. The melody and
harmony were there, however, and to
those who could relive the play as seen
two years ago, all of the beauty was
not lost.
MAX ROBERTSON.
MAJESTIC
This afternoon and evening—"Bring
ing Up Father."
Friday and Saturday, Sept. 25 and 26,
with daily matinee —Lyman H.
Howe's Travel Festival.
All next week—Kirk Brown and
company in a repertoire of'suc
cessful plays.
ORPHEUM
Every afternoon and evening—High
class vaudeville.
COLONIAL
Daily—Continuous vaudeville and pic
tures.
"BRINGING l*P FATHER"
George McManus, a cartoonist on
the New York American staff, con
ceived the idea of two ecentric char
acters whom he called "Mother" and
"Father." At first the pictures
created hut little comment, but like
wine they improved with age. Soon
the pictures began to attract the at
tention of the children, then grown
up folks began to be interested, then
doctors, lawyers, brokers and profes
sional men of all sorts found them
selves unconsciously opening the
American at the funny page to see
what new stunt "Father" was up to.
It practically became a disease until
not only all of New York but the en
tire country kept tabs on "Father"
and MrManus's idea was proclaimed
the most successful cartoon series in
the history of journalism. "Bringing
Up Father" with the substance which
earned all of Its success will be at
the Majestic this afternoon and even
ing.—Advertisement.
HOWE'S TRAVEL FESTIVAL
For real novelty and wholesome
amusement, the animated cartoons
that are always one of the many dis
tinctive features of Lyman H. Howe's
Travel Festival «rt> in a class by them
selves. Nothing like them may be
seen elsewhere as they are conceived
and executed exclusively for Mr.
Howe by his own staff of artists who
do nothing else. They invariably af
ford comedy—real comedy, too—that
is in diverting contrast to the more
dignified views of mountains, cities
and seas. In the new program that
will be presented at the Majestic
Friday and Saturday with matinee
daily they will add more gayety than
ever to the joys of "traveling with
Howe." The seat sale opens to-mor
row at 9 a. m.—Advertisement.
ORPHECM
If our only opportunity to see Ben
Rolfe's "Lonesome Lassies" was this
week or not at all this season, then
nobody will regret that "The Garden
of Peaches" is slated to appear at a
later date, and that the Rolfe act is
this week taking its place. For "The
Lonesome Lassies" is certainly a
clever and catchy musical comedy. It
is just as delightful as Mr. Rolfe's
"Bride Shop" playlet and just as
beautifully costumed. It certainly
stands on a par with "The Bride
Shop" and that is saying a good deal
for a one-act musical comedy. "The
Lonesome Lassies" are about the pret
tiest group of girls that have ever
been assembled on the Orpheum stage
and their gowns are dreams. The
thread of the. Interesting story is told
by a cast of principals, seldom equalad
in a vaudeville playlet, and the songs
are new and tuneful and fit in the
piece brightly. About the best com
edy playlet we have seen at tlje Or
pheum this season is entitled "The
Lollard." written by Edgar Allen
Woolf. and played by Reglna Cornelli
and company. Eddie' Itoss, the black
face comedian of minstrel fame, is
already a fast favorite; Weston and
Leon, a nifty girl team, were ap
plauded to the echo, and the other
features are varied and meritorious
and help to combine into one of the
cleverest and best Keith vaudeville
bills we have seen.—Advertisement.
COLONIAL
"The Old Curiosity Shop" as im
mortalized by Charles Dickens, was
shown at the Colonial theater yes
terday for the first time, and proved
to be five parts of unexcelled acting
and superb photography. It will re
main at that playhouse for the first
half of the week and in that time
every admirer of splendid moving pic
tures as well as every lover of Chas.
Dickens' works, owes it to himself
to make at least one visit to the Busy
Corner. The action of the piece took
place in England and some of the
buildings that are historically con
nected with the story, are included In
the picture. 'lt is authentic in every
detail and wonderfully played by a
famous cast. The vaudeville attrac
tions are pleasing and strongly bal
| anced.—Advertisement.
"BROTHER AGAINST BROTHER"
TODAY AT THE VICTORIA
1A powerful and sensational drama
showing the rivalry of two brothers
will be presented as a four-part tea.-
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as the title suggests is a play of |
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The place of action of this piece »
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AT THE
Mark Stebbing and Lionel Barmore
lo™ two voung clergymen, both
i friends of distinctly opposite types.
Both love the
Wharton, the daughter of a weaitny
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he must recommend rectors; one of
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i f the slums Stebbing, the self-made
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sively. Barmore ,nke ? h ®Jtaken by
i Margaret s coquetry is mistaken o>
Stebbing f"r a disguised "yes." and
he seizes her and fervently kisses her.
Margaret is shocked and sends for
Barmore and accepts him in Steb-!
Ding s presence. Stebbing goes back
to the Blums. The Bishop dies, and I
Barmore and Stebbing are named as I
candidates for the Bishopric. Steb
bing himself tells the people that
Barmore is better fittAl for the ex
alted position. Wharton's workmen
go on strike, and Stebbing learns of
a dynamite plot and stops it just in
rIP t ® le .day 'he election of
Bishops, Stebbings leaves the church
to rush to the yards where he has
heard strikers are rioting. He iinds
that the toughs have placed Margaret
in a shed which is about to be set on
tire. He saves Margaret, being nearly
killed in the struggle. The Bishopric
is given to Barmore, but through the
circumstances the strength of Steb
blng'F character is revealed to Mar
garet and she gives him her promise
as "the better man."—Advertisement.
PHOTOPLAY OPENS TONIGHT
WITH A BIG PROGRAM
Florence Turner in "The Harper
Mystery," a three-act drama, "As Wo
Forgive Those," a two-act Lubin
drama and a George Ade fable, "The
Honeymoon That Tried to Come
Back," produced by Essanay. To
morrow we present Maurice Costello
in a six-reel Vitagraph drama, ''Mr.
Barnes of New York." Thursday,
"The Battle of the Sexes," In four
acts. Friday, Klaw and Erlanger fea
ture, "Men and Women" and Satur
day, Bunny. Lillian Walker and Wally
Van In "Love, Luck and Gasoline,"
great Vitagraph comedy.—Advertise
ment.
MOTORMAN STRICKEN AT WORK
Special to The Telegraph
Waynesboro, Pa., Sept. 22. —J. M.
Warrick, North Broad street, a motor
man on the Chambersburg, Greencas-
I tie and Waynesboro Street Railway,
| was stricken by paralysis while on
duty in Chambersburg on Saturday..
Harry Jones, conductor, brought the
| ear back to Waynesboro, and at stops
I collected fares. The car was twenty
.miles away from home when Mr.
I Warrick became ill.
Caine Joins British Authors
in Scoring Kaiser's Stand
Hall Caine, the famous English au
thor, who, with a score of others, has
signed a declaration against Germany.
Caine, with Bridges, the poet laureate,
was one of the prime movers in the
preparation of the document. Honor
left England no choice but war, say
the English authors. The British
strove for peace until the Kaiser's
forces invaded Belgium's neutral ter
ritory. The German plea is Insane,
the authors point out for "no nation
has the right to force its culture on
another by force of arms."
COKN'KRSTONE LAID
Middleburg, Pa., Sept. 22.—0n Sun
day the cornerstone of the new Has
singer Church, near Middleburg, was
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FOUND DEAD BY HUSBAND
Marietta, Pa., Sept. 22.—Mrs. Abram
H. Engle, 71 years old, was found
dead in bed yesterday morning by her
husband. Dr. Harter, who was sum
moned, stated that death was due to
apoplexy, and that she had been dead
for a number of hours.
THUMB CUT OFF
Dillsburg, Pa., Sept. 22.—0n Mon
day afternoon Mervin Chronister, an
employe of Ensminger & Floyd, meat
dealers, had the thumb of his right
hand cut off by getting It caught in
a meat grinding machine.