10 HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH BitoblUktd if|i PUBLISHED BY THE TELEGRAPH PRINTUfO CO. SL J. STACK POLK, Pras't and Treaa'ft F. R. OYSTER, Secretary. BUS M. STEINMETZ. Managing Editor. Published every evening (except Sun day), at the Telegraph Building. lit Federal Square. ■Jaatern Office. Fifth Avenue Building. New York City. Haebrook, Story * Brooks. .Western Office, ISS West Madison ■ treet. Chicago, 111., Allen A Ward. Delivered by carriers at P* su a b~™.« fct 12.00 a year In advanoa. Entered at the Post Office In Harrt»- burg as second class matter. 11 /ON The Association of Amir- ( 1 l (jfilij ican Advertisers has ax- / 1 VHr emJned and certified to i l tha circulation of this pab- i I lication. Tha figures of circulation i ( I aontained in tha Association's re- i f , 1 port only are guaranteed. ( 11 Association of American Advertisers i J, No. 2333 Whitehall Bld|. N. T. City | •worn dally average far the aseutk si June, 1914 23,376 Average for the year 1918—31.5TT Average far the year 181»—51.X75 Average for the year IWI for the year TELEPHONES! Bell Private Branch Exohanga Ne. NN. United Business Office, SOS. IMltorlal Room (86. Job Dept. SOS, FRIDAY EVENING, JULY SI > THE PRESIDENTS FAILURE IT Is an old saying that nothing suc ceeds like success. It was for this reason above all others that when President Wilson was swept Into power with a Congress overwhelmingly Democratic behind him the Democracy of the country was willing to bow the knee and hall him as the source of all power In the national government. The President was at the height of his career. He had promised much and was In a position to enact the legis lation he had outlined. He was pop ular, for people, regardless of politics, believed In his sincerity.. Old political leaders went to him for advice and Congress did his bidding without demur. But recently it has been seen that the little god at Washington has feet of clay. His mistakes have been piling up against him. The results of his blunders in legislation have plunged the business of the country Into de spondency at a period when a big boon should have been in progress, and, finally, the Senate has discovered that it has the power to disagree very effectually with the President when its Opinions do not coincide with those of the White House. Further, Washington has been sur prised to note that Senator Hitchcock, laboring under the handicap of presi dential disapproval, has not only not fallen beneath the criticism of the voters at home, but has actually re ceived their endorsement. Following this the Democrats of Texas have set themselves up as about to conduct the affairs of their party without the as sistance of Mr. Wilson, who took a very active interest in the contest for Governor in that State, endorsing pub licly and bringing to bear the power of his Cabinet in behalf of a candidate who was overwhelmingly defeated at the polls. Immediately on the heels of this rebuke comes the news from Georgia that the administration candidate for Governor in that State, Director of Census Harris, has actually withdrawn from the contest. Mr. Harris looked over the field very carefully and found that the Wilson administration was not sufficiently powerful In that State to command the respect of the voters end insure a nomination. In fact, the opposite was so apparent that Mr. Harris did not care to endanger his own prestige and that of the President by continuing in the race. In Tennessee a very similar con dition prevails. In that State Presi dent Wilson was repudiated and in Arkansas Senator Clark, the personal selection of the President, encountered a fight even harder than did the White House Twins in Pennsylvania last May. The whole trend of the national affairs seems to indicate that the Presi dent has failed to hold the confidence of the people and Democracy is doomed to second place after the No vember elections. Never were Repub lican hopes so bright and never did a party in national power so lose its prestige In two years as has the Demo cratic administration under President Wilson and his advisers. THE EUROPEAN PROJECTS BA.CK of the crisis that to-day threatens to plunge all Europe into an international war is the everlasting clash of race against race, as well as the contentions of the nations for commercial supremacy. The denial to Austria of what Servia holds to be her rights has caused a tremendous upheaval in Russia, and Russia is dragging along toward the awful struggle her allies, France and England. OH the other side are Aus tria, Germany and Italy, although in the event of warfare it would not be surprising to find Italy declining to enter the conflict. The possibility of Japan being drawn into the threatened war is not impossible, but would seem to be Improbable, notwithstanding re ports. Japan has no reason to Join with the triple entente except that she is In some degree under obligations to England as an ally. It is doubtful, however, if England would go to the extent of asking, Japan to take an active part In the European contro versy. It Is Interesting to note that the emperor of Austria lays at the door of Servla blame for the recent tragedy that deprtvtd Austria of her heir to | the throne and he is using this as an FRIDAY EVENING, TELEGRAPH JULY 31, 1914 excuse to plunge that little country and his own Into a war that can have but one end If the two fight it out alone. However much Servians may have been to blame for the murder of Austria's heir, one cannot help but see behind the cry of Franz Josef for ven geance the ulterior motive that has been back of similar unsuccessful moves in the past to annex Servia to the Austrian domain. Very naturally Servia, flush with her recent victories and always of a war like disposition, has declined to sub mit to -all the humilities that Austria demanded and it seems very likely that Austria realized that this would be the result when these demands were first made. However, the real issue is more than one between the governments of Austria and Servia. It is the old antagonism of Teutonic Austria for the Slavish race and the feeling of Russia that, in case Aus tria overcomes Servia, the integrity of that little state will no longer be per mitted. that has drawn the czar and his counsellors into their present threatening attitude. Russia has for years held the hope of finding an out let to the Mediterranean and this naturally rests in the integrity of the Slav states between her and the sea board. It is for this reason, mainly, that the great Russian Bear has inter fered between the little Serb state and her great Germanic rival. The eyes of world, therefore, rest on St. Petersburg. It Is for this reason that Germany Issued her ulti matum to the czar yeßterday, which In effect means that either he must reply that Russia will remain pacific In the present contest or come out openly and say that It is a question of either Austria backing down or immediate hostilities. In case of the latter, Ger many and Austria will both direct their attention toward the Rvissian frontier, Germany not forgetting the fact that she must look out for Eng land coming down from the north and France rushing In from the west. Probably the first effort of France In J that event would be to seize Alsace- Lorraine, a mova»tbat. If successful, would set the French people In a fever of patriotic frenzy and be a great asset to the morale of the French armies. INSPECTION TRIPS DETERMINATION of the city Commissioners to take frequent Inspection trips In and about Harrisburg by auto Is one of the most sensible decisions the council of five has reached since taking over the governmental reins of the city. In no other way could the commis sioners get as adequate an Idea of the needs of the various parts of the city. Opportunities and Ideas for neighbor hood development will doubtless thus occur to the body which ordinarily never would. In little jaunts over Harrisburg streets and parks the five can doubtless get their heads together better over knotty questions then they can In their formal Tuesday afternoon meetings. No five men can be bumped around over the roads long without becoming just a bit more friendly and just' a bit closer to each other. In short, the spirit of teamwork—a spirit as necessary to the smoothness of governmental machinery as ever It Is for the making of a pennant-win ning baseball machine —will doubtless be more strongly developed by such trips. Take them often, O, Ye Five, take them often! POSTAL HALF-HOLIDAY WHILE J. Washington Logue, Congressman from Philadel phia, may be making com paign ammunition when he suggests that all postal employes, let ter carriers Included, be given a half holiday each week during the summer —as Postmaster Frank C. Sites, of this city, yesterday hinted—nevertheless Logue's suggestion is one worthy of thought and consideration. All other government employes are given their Saturday afternoons dur- 1 lng the hot summer months, and it Is oniy fair that the letter men, who trudge day In and day out over their tiresome routes, should be allotted some privileges along with their more or less fortunate fellows who toll In the Federal offices. Certain It Is that the carriers earn and merit a weekly half-holiday. Prob ably no workman Is more faithful than he who dally-brings to your door the communications of your friends, or your enemies, as the case may be. If your wife Is at the seashore and writes to let you know how little money she has left, who brings you the hint to send her a bit more of the stuff that makes the mare go? The letterman! If your rich uncle in Dakota passes out of this mundane existence and thoughtfully leaves behind a million or so with you as his sole heir, who brings you the glad word? The letterman! If the Insurance company, or the butcher, or the coalman, or the doctor sends you a reminder of certain little debtß, who is It places the welqome envelope with the bill under the door? The letterman! Probably you think because he Is so regular and never falls you his Job is easy and that he treads a path of roses. If you believe that get him to let you hike along some warm after noon and you will find that the~brlcks in the city streets resemble roses only in that they are red. Perhaps it would be a, little difficult to have a uniform postal half-holiday, as Postmaster Sites says, but there Is no reason, as Mr. Sites further sug gests, that each postmaster could not determine for himself what day would be best for each city. Here, for in stance, most of the business places are closed on Friday afternoons during the summer months. In Philadelphia Sat urciay afternoon is the usual half holiday. In other cities of this State Thursday is the day assigned for the weekly lay-off. It would, of course, be logical to let the letter carriers oft on the day when business is nearest a standstill. To grant the half-holiday, however, It would be necessary that business men and private citizens as well should consent to missing the regular deliv eries on the afternoon set aside for the benefit of the carriers. 1 EVENING CHAT 1 Announcement that the New Cum berland troop of Boy Scouts had been reorganized calls attention to tlie fact that the youth of the city have with only a few exceptions showed much zeal in continuing these juvenile bands. A few years ago Harrisburg boasted over a dozen such troops and In 1912 there were seventeen troops in Har risburg and one each in Lemoyne, New Cumberland and Steelton. Their do ings received much attention and there was very general interest in them and much commendation, but, like many other meritorious affairs, the move ment was not well supported. Only in a few churches did men thoroughly interested in boys keep the troops active. In some the organizations are maintained, but they have not been figuring very much in enterprises, at least so that the public could notice it. The troops which have been fortunate enough- to have such men as Dr. J. H. Fager, Edward Manser, Garfield McAl lister and others like them are active to-day and the boys are enjoying the numerous delights that attend nature study at close range and the develop ment of character that comes with meeting situations outside oflthe every day run. The Scouts been a picturesque and very useful part of juvenile work and it is to be hoped that a revival of activity is coming with the autumn. You can telegraph to about 1,175 places in Pennsylvania for a quarter. That is, you can do so according to the fclder giving telegraphic rates Just issued by Gus Catherman, the manager of the Western Union. It used to be that there were higher rates for the distant places, but now the public la getting somewhat of a run for Its money and Erie, Pittsburgh, Hones dale and Athens are all in the quarter class, together with Reading and York and Lancaster. The telegraph wires go to many other places, but there is toll tacked on them because of tele phone service. The quarter appears to bo king as is the nickel on the trolley line. People who have been observing th& weather the last few days have been struck by the manner in which rain has fallen. There have been storms and showers and the rain has fallen with the sky so overcast with clouds that electric lights had to be turned on at midday and there have been hard rains in one end of the city with none In the other. Twice yesterday rain fell with the sun shining brightly, the shower about 5 o'clock being sharp enough to make umbrellas worth while. The rains have come without warning and some of them have been preceded by thunder for half an hour. Results of special sales of various garments in order to clear stocks for winter goods are commencing to mani fest themselves in striking manners. The other day a group of youths was coming from work when one took off his coat. He displayed a shirt, silk, with bright purple stripes. The color scheme caused a yell from the boys near him and then one pulled up his trousers and showed some socks of pea green shade with blue clocks. Nlckties with red and yellow plaids and some with other equally striking combinations are showing that people keep their eyes on the stores. How quickly the kids catch the spirit of the times. It's only a few years ago since the boys were organized into squads of Russians and Japs for the settlement of neighborhood differences by the 6tern arbitrament of the fist and the pebble. Then the Turks and the Balkans were seeded to name the contending forces on numerous lots, and now we have the Austrlans and the Servians. Half a dozen battles have already been fought by some of the youngsters under the names of the contending forces and the list of cas ualties is about as usual. "Yes, we have a few maps left, but not many," was the answer a girl in a store gave to a peculiarly insistent telephone call yesterday afternoon. "Get many like that?" was asked. 'We have been selling maps of Eu rope for a week now and we are pretty nearly out. We've ordered some new maps that will show the new lines in the Balkans, but they won't wait for them. People want to get maps and will take anything." All over the city the "boards of strategy" are sitting. Organ grinders are having peapt and quiet around the Courthouse these days. Ordinarily the vicinity of the Courthouse, especially when court is in sessions transacting the business of the public, it is not a safe grinding ground. A man may start in with "Cavaleria Rusticanna" with the best intentions in the world and be chased away, while an organ well tuned with "The Holy City" has been known to be chased for blocks. The peace and order and quiet of the courts and of the city council as well as the offices appertaining to the city and county government must be maintained and "The Georgia Campmeeting" and "Rosie O'Grady" are liable to start something. But lately, probably be cause of the heat, things have relaxed and yesterday an organ went througn four tunes without being given "the run." I WELL KNOWN PEOPLE 1 —John P. Harris, the Pittsburgh theatrical man, dived into the ocean at Atlantic City to rescue a man from New York. He never even shed his coat —W. H. Stevenson,, preminent in state historical circles, has gone to London as representative of the West ern Pennsylvania Historical Society to attend the Ghent Treaty centenary. —Owen Smith, an Indiana county man, is 95, but that did not prevent him from entering suit over property he claims. —George N. Coryell, one of the old residents of Darby, has Just been ap pointed postmaster of that town. —Charles H. Stine, Beaver county commissioner, has been spending some time in Canada. —A. J. Prexeh Jr., son of the banker, was arrested ana fined for speeding in New York. CALL IN TO-MORROW. and let U3 play for you the New Edi son Diamond Disc. Phonograph. No obligation. J. H. Troop Music House, 15 South Market Square.—Advertise ment. GOODNESS WINS DEAR MISS FAIRFAX: ' A said there are more bad girls than good on earth. B said there were more good than bad. | Would you kindly decide this ques tion? F. D. S. I have firm faith in the goodness of womankind. Unfortunately there are wicked women on earth, but they are in small proportion to the vast army of noble and splendid woman hoofl. And never forget that even the Magdalen repented, so there is hope that the few "bad" women who exist have in them the spark of goodness •ready to be rekindled. Views of Shamrock IV, the new challenger for the America's cup, and several other yachts, one of which will defend the trophy, are a noteworthy feature of the August Popular Me chanics Magazine. AN EVENING THOUGHT Live to exrplain thy doctrine by i thy life.— ( NUNTIIIIGDON ROW BECOMING ACUTE Arrest on a Charge of Forgery Grows Out of Fuss Among the County Democrats PALMER CAN'T SOOTHE IT Philadelphia Democrats Getting Into St- nged Relations as Campaign Opens The fighting Democrats of Hunting don county yesterday gave evidence that they did not have much confi dence in the peace schemes of Con gressman A. Mitchell Palmer, who vis ited that sction on Saturday and did not care what comes of the contest over the Huntingdon county chair manship before the State committee. Incidentally, the row got Into the courts. Some time ago J. Murray Africa, Democratic county chairman for some time, was defeated in a meeting of the committee by Joseph Lesher. The election was contested before the State committee by Africa on the ground that Walter Herncane, a county com missioner, had Issued a fraudulent cer tificate, enabling the foes of Africa to overcome him. The executive commit tee named a special committee to in vstigate, but the row looked so seri ous that Palmer went into the county to quiet it down. Yesterday Africa brought suit against Herncane and it is Intimated that there will be more. Huntingdon Democrats start the campaign well. Harrisburg is to have a Democratic marching club for the first time in a gubernatorial campaign in twenty years or more. The old Central Demo cratic club, which Central Win was one of our most March For The earnest paraders City This Fall during the presi dential campaign, proposes to be right out on the march ing line this year and is organizing a club to march from Market Square to Blndnaugle's church, if occasion arises. The marching club will be a squad seperate and apart from the club as it will be made up of those who intend to apply to Candidate Mc- Cormick for jobs in the future event of his election and of men who landed under Wilson. Some of the old war horses of the club are planning to take an active part, too. A whole new equipment will be bought, high hats of the vintage of 1912 not being allowed. The Philadelphia Press of to-day says: "Internal dissensions in the Democratic party broke forth again yesterday and in dual form. Old Guard Dem- Democrats ocrats pictured the Re- Are In Old organizers as going Time Row about with harmony on their lips and a blud- geon in their hands, while the active workers of the re organizer faction itself decided to or ganize a club of their own as a pro test against the "silk stocking man agement and the repudiation of the real workers" charged against the Palmer-McCormick control in its dis tribution of Federal patronage. There are thus in the field the Palmer-Mc- Cormick League to oppose the Demo cratic city committee, and the Inde pendent Reorganization Workers as an offset to the Democratic Club. Con ditions in Democracy are comparable to the European situation." Herr Moeslein, chairman of the Dauphin County Democratic commit tee, is resting up preparatory to doing some of that real old-time cam paign work which Herr Moeslein will show City Keeps Hand On Chairman Jones County Pulse that the genial county leader has lost none of his energy and enter prise. Herr Moeslein is waiting un til the corn is cut and the farmers have more time to talk about things# trusting as well that the San Jose scale, the army worm and the peach borer will have been forgotten and dollar wheat on'e of the least things that the farmer thinks about. It will be pointed out, doubtless, that never was there such a year of agricultural prosperity and that Wilson is the cause of it all. Incidentally, these new city chairmen will get an idea of how to conduct a campaign. The billing of attractions for the early campaign has been started by the Central Democratic Club, and William H. Berry, ex-State Treasurer, defeated candidate for Governor and present Collector of the Port, will speak to-night on campaigns that he has gone through. CENSORING THE PRESS [From the Johnstown Leader.] The hot weather has some people so badly mussed up that you can't use the word "joyride" any more without be ing threatened with a suit for criminal "llebell," as the mayor says. AN OPINION WANTED [From the Chester Times.] A Ph'ladelphia court has decided that a chauffeur has no right to run over a pedestrian at a street corner. Now will the honorable court rule on the question, "Has a pedestrian a right to run into an automobile at a street corner?" "P\ON'T look for premiums or coupons, as the cost of choice Turkish and domestic tobaccoi vf blended in Camels prohibits their use# value goes into the H cigarettes —you'll spot the difference v. fl soon as you've whiffed just one smooth, fragrant Camel. Kocigaretty aftertaste. Get that? Give Camels a tryout. 20 for 10 cents. rC%Y * OT onm P ac kage or Sl>oo for a carton of ten pachagee (200 cigarettes), poet age, If yoa don't find CAMELS ae repre tented, return the other nine pachagee and we will refund your money. AT? D . K. J- REYNOLDS TOBACCO COt Not Premiums - Win.ton-S.lcm, N. C > « OUR DAILY LAUGH ) j Hadn't Paid Sweet Innocence He Yes, I'm Mrs. Justwed putting up at the (to fish peddler)— best hotel here. Haven't you any She—The land- lobsters that are lord said you riper? These look weren't "putting so green, up." fRI Blue Blood „ „ „ Willy Worm wlb c You look as if you ohuoV? ? i f had dined on an editor rejected aristocrat, your verses, did Johnny Mo — squito Not me. . „, e t teßs ~ Yes ' r ' ve been eating with him, I 6 re n hUckleberry ple ' Jected his son. I DON'T CARE By Wing Dinger 1 ?V fC . < ?, re , d w '" 1 distressing heat ..Until last week, when I Made up my mind, for comfort's sake, 1 a cool apparel buy. A pair of canvas shoes I bought And trousers, also white. And found both packages at home When I arrived that night But In the meantime it got cold; It s been cold every day. And so the nice new things I bought Have all been laid away. Li ,ke Eva Tanguay now I sing, I don't care, 1 don't care." < i,r at ' ler have the weather cool Than new clothes have to wear. POUTICALSiSaiGHTS —-An aviator would be a fine attrac tion with Palmer and McCormlck any way. —Seems to be a little defiant spirit among Ryanites in Philadelphia. —lf the Patriot's story Is correct, Judge Singleton Bell, elected on the nonpartisan ticket in Clearfield county, accompanied Candidates McCormlck, Creasy and McNair on the political tour yesterday. —To-morrow the McCormick cam paign party goes to Sugar Valley. Some Democrats enjoyed a sugar mountain during the primary. —Frank Gorman, Keystone man, is being boomed for Mayor in Philadel phia. —Wonder what those Ryan men mean by threats to ventilate Dem ocratic campaign funds. —lt would seem that State Chair man Morris and National Committee man Palmer have all they can attend to in their own districts. —Huntingdon county persists In making trouble for the machine can didates despite Palmer's visit. CARRYING WATER ON BOTH SHOUL DERS [From the Philadelphia Inquirer.] The great conference between the President and the Tammany Congress men has taken place and a wondering world is informed that both sides are entirely satisfied with the results of their conversation. The details of the talk are kept quiet, but the President permits it to be said that "he will not oppose Tammany men who support his administration." It is reported that the visitors left the White House in a dazed condition. And well they might be, because Mr. Wilson is such an ex pert in the use of the English language that it frequently requires the greatest mental concentration to discover just what he means. In this instance it is stated that the President has decided not to interpose any obstacles to the renomlnatlon and re-election of the New York members of Congress who have supported the "policies" of the party, no matter what their State or local affiliations may be. This statement is supplemented by the following announcement from the White House: "The President made it clear that while his attitude did not necessarily mean that he would accept the endorse ments of partlc alar members of Con gress for Federal positions, the men whom he does appoint will not be al lowed to fight loyal Democrats with the Influence of the administration." Now. If some kind friend will explain just what this means he will earn the undying gratitude of several hundred thousand Democrats in different parts of this United States. What Is a "loyal Democrat?" Is It the man that fol lows Mr. Wilson, right or wrong, or is it the man that takes the party plat form as his guide? Will the Demo crats who were courageous enough to vote for their own country as against Great Britain in the matter of the Panama Canal tolls be regarded as loyal or disloyal Democrats? And if Mr. Wilson helps the Tammany Demo crats who proved their loyalty by vot ing for all of the administration meas ures, won't he be the friend and ally of Tammany to that extent? All of these questions may be puz zling to the man who wishes to believe in the President's sincerity, but thev are easily answered by the unbiased student of American politics. Mr. Wil son in this, as In many lormer in stances, has placed himself In the posi tion of the man who Is trying to carry water on both shoulders. The World's M Make of Clothes For Men Hart Schaffner & Marx High Grade Suits Former Prices $25.00 to $30.00 These clothes cannot be compared with any other make as they are indeed far superior and at these prices the values cannot be equaled. Ciothcraft All Wool Suits $lO $12.50 Former Prices $15.00 lo $20.00 If you appreciate values and care to save money on your clothes, now is the time. NO APPROVALS AH Furnishing Goods Redaced—Hats, Shirts, Underwear, Ties H. MARKS & SON Fourth and Market Streets IN HARRIS BURG FIFTY YEARS AGO TO-DAY [From the Telegraph of July 31, 1864.] To Relieve CUiim lion burn A mass meeting of the citizens of Harrisburg will be held in the Court house this evening to devise ways and means for relieving the suffering citi zens of Chambersburg, whose homes and property have been destroyed by the rebel incendiaries. Minute Men to Drill Captain Gibson's company of Minute Men will report at headquarters, Daily Telegraph office, this (Monday) even ing. at 7 o'clock, for drill. THE PRESIDENT ON THE STUMP [From the Philadelphia Evening Bulle tin.] A personal appeal by the President to the country in behalf of his Congres sional majority lacks no precedent. Presidents who have swung around the circle have been no less on the stump than it now seems possible that Presi dent Wilson intends to be. and his probable acceptance of the call to duty is to be considered more in the test of its policy than of its propriety. The appeal to the President is evi dence of the desperate straits in which the Congressional situation appears from the viewpoint pf the party lead ers, and may be regarded as a last hope, but the plan is not without its dangers. Recent Presidential interven tion in Texas resulted disastrously for the prestige of the administration. In Nebraska, yesterday, when Secretary Bryan tested strength with the admin istration's bitter and critical opponent. Senator Hitchcock, he was overwhelm ingly defeated, and a vote of confi dence in the Senator is assured. The President has not made any headway in composing the disturbances of "his party in New York, and Son-in-Law McAdoo seems to be making a bad mat ter worse in his attempt to play the role of State leader and prospective United States Senator. There is little reason to expect that the President could find time and opportunity in the brief time that could be allotted to the campaign in Pennsylvania to explain away all the disappointments of the one-sided dis tribution of patronage in this State and salve all the sores for which his admin istration is held responsible. The President is a good stump speaker. He is a master of English, and knows its utilitarian as well as its ornate phrases and has surprised many by his effectiveness. But something more than words and skillfully framed phrases is needed to counteract the trend of sentiment at the present time, and the President will find the job rather more than a vacation task. AN INVASION DUE [From the Carlisle Herald.] From the number of barns burned in the county lately, it looks as though Cumberland is due for an invasion by the men with sample lightning rods neatly tucked under their arms. HEAL SURPRISE [From the Erie Dispatch.] The Senate is distinguished for one thing, at least. It refuses to confirm the appointment of a man to an im portant office because he knows too much. If ever the time comes that it will refuse to confirm a man because he knows too little. It will be an oc casion for real surprise. UNDER THE DATE LINES [From the Johnstown Leader.] "Admits Doctor to His Home: Suc cumbs," says a headline. Find the moral. Uses the Dictaphone of maximum efficiency in sll business. The Dictaphone is V the solution- That's why \ jm Witman-Schwarz Company, \ wholesale gjocers, need and /■ I *v\ use the Dictaphone system. I I \\ Ask themJ I GOLDSMITH, uiL —————aw NEWS DISPATCHES OF THE CIVIL WAR [From the Telegraph of July 81. 1864.] Explode Mine Washington, July 31. lnformation from tlie headquarters of the Army of the Potomac, dated July 30, says the great event so long anticipated, viz.: the explosion of the mine under the enemy s feet In front of the Ninth Corps, came oft this morning at 4:40. Rebels Demand >500,000 Chambersburg, July 31, 1864. On the morning of the 30th of July, 1864, the rebels, under the command of Mc- Causland, with a force of 500 men, en tered Chambersburg, Pa., and demanded $500,000 from the citizens, under a threat of burning the town. THE STATE PRESS liEJT 'EM TELL [From Lancaster Intelligencer] ■< The housewives who have been busy, in this season of plentiful fruit, mak ing jellies for all the year round, may have lots of trouble, now and then in making their Jellies "jell," but that is at least proof that they are pro ducing the real thing and not the fraudulent fruit jellies made chiefly of gelatine, with a little flavoring and coloring, which often figure commer cially until they are shown up, or held up, by the. pure food laws. Gelatine may be all right, but it has no busi ness to masquerade as fruit jelly. TROUBLE ON THE MISSISSIPPI [From Willlamsport Sun] Girls who work in the factories along the Mississippi river at Burling ton. lowa, leave their work to dance while the excursion steamers are pass ing and playing their calliopes (these are steam-pianos, you know) on tango music. Their employers are seeking to enjoin the music during business hours. The steamboat companies may respond with a bill for the regular or chestra fee once they ascertain the purpose their music is being put to. RID YOUR MINI) OF WORK [From Lancaster News] If you already have enjoyed a vaca tion this year don't read this. Other wise You need a vacation. Take one. Complete relaxation for some period during the heated term is an Invest ment ranked in wisdom by none. The recreation and oblivion to business and household cares is more than pleasure; It is sound business. So astute and successful a merchant as John Wana maker has recognized this by making it possible for his employes to have two complete holidays at each week end during the summer and on top of that allows one-third of the force to be two hours later than the usual time for reporting on Monday mornings, in rotating weeks. r BKAu