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AMNESTY SOUGHT FOR
• MEXICAN FEDERALS
Mediators Appeal to Wilson to
Have U. S. Use Its Influence
With Carranza
By Associated Press
Washington, D. C., July 22. Am
bassador De Gama, of Brazil, and
Ministers Suarez, of Chile, and Naon,
of Argentina, the three mediators in
the Mexican affair, appealed to' Pres
ident Wilson to-day to have the Unit
ed States use its influence with Gen
eral Carranza to obtain a general am
nesty for those who supported the
Huerta government.
It was the first formal call of the
three mediators since the conference
at Niagara Falls adjourned. They
were accompanied by Secretary Bryan.
They expressed the view that Fran*
cisco Carbajal, Provisional President
of Mexico, who succeeded Huerta, was
ready to turn over the government to
General Carranza, but wanted guar
antees that there would be no whole
sale executions, arrests or confisca
tion of property.
They told President Wilson that
Carbajal could not surrender uncon
ditional and that unless these guaran
tees for the protection of the lives
and property of those who supported
'Huerta were given, the Carbajal gov
ernment would concentrate all its
military forces and resist until the
utmost any effort to Invade Mexico
•City.
Roosevelt Wants to
Talk on Panama Case
By Associated Press
Washington. D. C., July 22.—A re
quest from Colonel Roosevelt for an
opportunity to appear before the Sen
fit foreign relations committee in op
position to the Colombian treaty was
(considered to-day by the committee
fwithout action, however, as Chairman
*Stone was unable to marshal a quo
rum. Colonel Roosevelt wrote Chair
man Stone he wanted to tell why he
opposed paying $25,000,000 to Colom
bia for the partition of Panama.
"I replied to Colonel Roosevelt's
letter personally, saying that 1 would
submit the matter of hearings on the
Colombia treaty and his appearance
before it to the committee,' said Sen
ator Stone. "1 don't know what he will
do about it."
The Missouri Senator said he had
not set a date for another meeting of
the committee, but that he would try
to get the members together soon. The
text of Mr. Roosevelt's letter he would
not make public because it was ad
dressed to the committee.
ij WONDERFUL SPIDER'S WER
; fFrom Wide World Magazine. 1
The roads of Paraguay are about five
yards wide throughout, and the trees
meet overhead at a height of some
eighteen feet, thus forming a tunnel
of very uniform dimensions. Tn the
clear parts of this tunnel that is,
where it is not choked up with the
giant nettle—it is full, from roof to
ground, of enormous spiders' webs
stretching clear across the road, the
big trees usually being Chosen as
anchorages and the total clear span
being thus more like eight yards than
five.
The main cables or framework of the
nets are composed of five or siz strands
of thick yellow web, apd are almost as
strong as cotton thread. The rest of
tiie net is made up of single and double
strands of the same stout material,
which is as sticky as it is strong. Every
yard or so one of these nets extend'
across one's path, making it necessary
to hold a cutlass or a fairly stout stick
at arm's length in front as one walks.
The makers of these troublesome but
picturesque obstructions are large,
highly colored, gaudy-looking spiders
with bodies that look as if they were
about to explode, they are so blown out
and glossy.
At intervals. In some more open
space where the sky is vislhle, one will
notice a different kind of web. far more
Irregular in shape, but far larger than
the others. Not content with the space
available in the tunnel, these webs are
stretched in complicated mazes from
the ground to the very tops of the sur
rounding trees, with clear spans fre
quently twenty or thirtv yards fom one
tree to another.
From these main cables smaller ones
extend to the ground—a drop of fifteen
• twenty yards—and the spaces in be
tween are filled up with a mass of webs
spun in all directions
Woman Sues Explorer
SIR ERNEST SHACKLETON
uondon, July 22. - Miss Josephine
Brown has made Sir Ernest Shackleton
defendant in a suit to recover $5,000.
The explorer's brother, Francis R.
Shackleton, was In prison on a charge
of obtaining money from this woman
by fraud.
JI'N'IOR 17. H. SOCIETY TO I'ICMC
The Junior Society, of the State
Street United Brethren Church, will
hold a picnic to-morrow at Reservoir
Park. Should the weather be unfavor
able the outing will be held Friday.
Wll.l. 11111,11 TWO RRICKN
J. W Lloyd will build two two-and
one-hal.f-story brick houses to i ost sl,-
sl"> on tiie southeast corner of Kwatara
■street and Cedar avenue,.
WEDNESDAY EVENING HARRISBUHG TELEGRAPH JULY 22, 1914.
WATER IMB TO
DESTROY THE PURK
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contractors are permitted to do about
as they please in destroying? park prop
erty there is mightly little comfort in
the restoration provision.
Mayor Royal declared at the meet
ing of the City Council when this mat
ter was under consideration that there
would be a "howl" from the people.
Tfcey have a right to howl, in the
opinion of those who understand what
is going on. and the "howl" should in
crease until it becomes a cyclone of
protest against this utter indifference
to the parks and the resorts of the
people.
Tlu> Choice of the People
Thousands of people enjoy the river
parks from one end of the city to the
other and there Is no more attractive
section than that represented in the
district between Paxton and North
streets. Here are some of the finest
trees in the city and it is certain that
the roots of many of these trees will
be injured in the construction of this
water main, which, many insist, should
have been laid in the street. Commis
sioner Lynch is quoted as having fa
vored the street as the proper place
for the main and Mayor Koyal is also
said to have expressed the same
opinion, but bath voted against Com
missioner Taylor, the head of the park
department, and the contract to rip
open the park was awarded.
Not the First Time
This is not the first time that the
parks have been subjected to damage
and destruction through the operations
of careless or indifferent officials and
contractors. "Unless the people stop
this sort of thing," said a prominent
citizen to-day, "they might just as well
stop all appropriations for parks and
abandon them entirely. It is just as
necessary to practice economy in the
care of the parks as it Is in the ex
penditures of any other department."
The substance of public comment
to-day was that if the people are tired
of their parks and care nothing about
their appearance, then they should say
so In no uncertain terms. If, on the
other hand, they are opposed to the
constant damage of these playgrounds
and resorts by careless contractors and
indifferent officials, then they should
also make their protest.
Planning Commission
Finally Approves the
Plotting of "Farmlyn"
At a special meeting of the City
Planning Commission at noon to-day
tlu revised plans for the development
of Farmlyn, Harrisburg's newest baby
suburb, were approved—the first to he
officially acted upon by Harrisburg's
first City Planning Commission.
The plots, it is expected, will be
ready for sale July 31 and August 1.
The 80-foot street that has been rec
ommended throughout the length of
the town will be planted with shrub
beries, a contract to furnish a tract ten
feet wide having been awarded to the
Rerryhill Nursery Company. other
streets and avenues are not less than
60 feet in width and 20-foot alleys
have been provided for. Sidewalks
10 feet wide are allowed and a build
ing line of 15 feet from the street line
has been included in the building re
strictions.
Tried to Pass Team
on Middletown Road
Autoists Are Hurt
Both Air. and Mrs. D. W. Fitting,
1240 Market street, were thrown from
their automobile into a ditch on the
road between Hlghspire and Middle
town late last night and both were
more or less seriously hurt. The Fit
tings were on their way from visiting
a friend in Middletown and Mr. Fit
ting was driving.
Half way to Highspire the Fittings
were about to pass a team when the
horse bolted, and Fitting tried to turn
out of the way. The ear slid into a
ditch and overturned. Both Mr. and
Mrs. Kitting were unconscious when
picked up. Dr. Campbell, of Middle
town, dressed their injuries temporar
ily and sent them home.
Several ligaments of Mrs. Fitting's
ankle and knee were torn and she re
ceived a bad gash below her chin and
numerous other body bruises. Fit
ting's thumb was broken and he re
ceived bruises about the face and
body.
Plans For Chamber
of Commerce Picnic
Are Nearly Complete
Members of the various committees
in charge of the arrangements for the
annual outing of the Harrisburg
Chamber of Commerce, at Ingienook, on
Friday, were busy to-day. Joseph S.
Klinedinst and O. I* M. Raker were
eagerly bunting for baseball players.
These men will captain the teams,
and a real' baseball game Is scheduled.
The uniforms will be especially attrac
tive. The two teams winning out in
the quoit tournament will be awarded a
box of cigars, presented by Harvey
Hair.
There will be rifle shooting, three
legged races and other sports. The
big program begins at .1 o'clock. At 7
o'clock an old-fashioned country
chicken dinner will be served. H. F.
Hope will be In charge of the racers.
Other features will be assigned to-mor
row. To date 100 members have signed
up to go along.
SH ADE IIV HOT WRATH MR
of shade and hot weather cut
down the egg yield in summer and
cause much loss and discomfort to
the hens. The low Hat shades only
two feet high, draw the heat fearful
ly. and as the yards are bare of green
feed and,moisture there is no place
for the hens to scratch.
I built my hen yards around a lot
of pomegranate bushes and kept the
bushes well watered. One would be
surprised to see how the hejis enjoy
themselves. They also have a small
patch of alfalfa which I cut for them.
In the yard also are mulberry trees
which afford high shade that makes
the surroundings coql. ltcsult: .vihens
lay summer and winter.—Mrs. J. Mar
tin. In Farm and Home.
N i:\v AITTO USES GASOLINE
AM) ELECTRICITY
Bearing the external appearance of
an ordinary gasoline car, a gas-electric
automobile, which is driven by elec
tricity generated by its own power
plant, has lately been patented. The
current is developed with a 10-horse
power engine and a 5-kw. dynamo,
which propel the motor. When the
machine Is not running at Its maxi
mum speed, which averages between
25 and 30 miles an hour, the surplus
power is diverted to the storage bat
teries, which will drive the car 20
miles without recharging. Between 20
and 30 miles can be covered on one
gallon of gasoline. A picture of the
machine appears in the August Popu
lar Mechanics Magazine.
HKI'OHTS STORE ROBBED
David W. Tx>ntz. Penbrook grocer,
reported this morning the fifth rob
bery of bis store within a short time
and the loss of about S3O worth of
provisions. Me says the robbers gained
entrance through a side window by
LpryiuK open the shutters.
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MURDERER ENDS LIFE
BT CUTTING THROAT
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on trial on Monday and taking of
testimony was to have begun to-day.
Several witnesses from Michigan and
Ohio were on hand to testify for the
government and Judge Keating had
before him a motion of the defense to
compel the prosecution to furnish
their names and state the nature of
their testimony. The district attorney
opposed the motion and said that
these witnesses had been called to
"describe the situation existing in
Grand Rapids which would show a
motive on the part of Robinson in
resisting arrest by Inspector Norton."
Companion Is Held
Joseph Duddy, a companion of
liobinson, was arrested at the time
for the murder charged with being an
accomplice. He is being held to await
separate trial.
Robinson had sharpened the steel
shanks on the iron bars of his cell
window. The medical examiner found
two wounds, one an inch and a half
in length on the left of his neck that
opened the jugular vein, and another
of similar size where he had cut an
artery on his left wrist. He bled to
death without having made an out
cry.
The grim manner in which the man
ended his trial of the murder of Nor
ton was characteristic of him. Since
his arrest he has been indifferent and
at no time sought to justify or ex
plain the acts charged against him.
He appeared faultlessly
groomed and seemed to regard the
trial as something apart from him
self.
Desperate Criminal
The police had looked upon liob
inson as one of the most desperate
criminals with whom they had to do
in y&ars. Thirty years of age he was
a man of unusual mental attainments
and the police 'So feared his resources
that they had planned to hold him at
night in the court building to avoid
the dally trips to and from the jail
during the trial. Rumors were cur
rent that confederates from the West
would attempt his release by force and
these rumors were taken so seriously
that the prisoner was constantly sur
rounded In the court room by live
heavily armed otficers.
Planned Suicide
Letters found in Robinson's effects,
and dated July IS, indicate that he
contemplated suicide before his trial
was begun. In a pathetic and repent
ent note to his mother and wife he
said:
"To my dear mother and to my wife
Dora Alice:
"The loving sweetheart of my boy
hood days, the only woman I have
ever loved and who stuck to me
through all the shame into which I
plunged here 1 bid a last fond good
b.v, and if there is a God Almighty
and another world I pray .that I may
meet you there.
(Signed) > "Lawrence."
T. R. Faces Opposition
in Progressive Ranks
By Associated Press
Oyster Bay, N. Y., July 22.—For
the first time in the history of the
Progressive party. Colonel Roosevelt
to-day faced the possibility of oppo
sition within the ranks over the choice
of candidates. He learned that at
the meeting of the Progressive com
mittee of New York county last night.
Chairman Francis W. Bird declared
for a straight Progressive State ticket
and after the meeting learned that
Harvey I). Hinman, of Binghamton,
had announced his candidacy for the
Republican nomination for Governor
on a platform opposed to Win. Barnes
and Charles F. Murphy.
Colonel Roosevelt, it was said here,
was fully aware of the resistance he
will meet If he sought to bring about
Progressive endorsement of Mr. Hin
man or of any other candidate out
side the Progressive party. To all in
quiries to-day he merely replied that
he had nothing to say at present, and
that his forthcoming statement would
explain his position fully.
THE CiERMS IN MII.K
Living bodies both great and small,
are usually found in a definite place.
The bacteria found in milk are indeed
a mixed collection. The fact that cer
tain organisms are frequently found In
milk does not necessarily mean that
they originate in the udder, hut rather
directs the search toward the focus of
infection from which they find their
way into the secretion of the mam
mary gland. It Is known, says the
Journal of the American Medical As
sociation, that while the colon group
is frequently found in watar and milk,
its natural habitat Is the intestinal
tract of warm-blooded animals. The
experts of the Dairy Division of the
Bureau of Animal Industry in Wash
ington have been investigating the
sources from which the streptococci
may gain entrance into milk. The
foremost possibilities are: contamin
ation with feces, which must always
he considered as a possible source of
•ontamination: the presence intheherd
of one or mofe cows with infected ud
der, and the cow's mouth, which is
known to contain streptococci. Its
habit of licking the anks and udder
provides a more or less direct connec
tion between the mouth of the cow
and the milk-pail.
A DIPLOMATIC SUGGESTION
Speaking of indiscretions, I was told
(I cannot say whether it is true) that
Mrs. X, one of our compatriots, hav
ing met the Kmperor of Germany in
Norway, where their yachts were sta
tioned, snd feeling that she was on
familiar enough terms, said to him,
"Is it not lovely in Paris? Have you
been there, lately?"
"No i have not," answered the sur
prised Kaiser.
"Oh, how queer! You ought to go
there. The French people would just
love to see you."
"Do you think so?" said the Em
peror with a smile. Thus encouraged,
she enlarged on her theme and, speak
for the whole French nation, con
tinued, gushingly, "And if you would
give them back Alsace and Lorraine
they would simply adore you."
The Kaiser, looking at her gravely,
as if she had solved a mighty prob
lem. said, "I never thought of that,
madame."
The dear lady probably imagines
to this day that she is the apostle of
diplomacy. She came to Berlin in
tending (so she said) to "point Ber
lin red." She took the list of Court
people and sent out invitations rlgh'
and left for her five o'clock teas, but
aristocracy did not respond. Berlin
refused to be painted. Madadc de
Hegermann-Lindencrone, in Harper's
Magazine for August.
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TWO WORE AHHKSTS FOR ATTACK
ON I'ENNSY OFFICER SOULI.IARD
Two more arrests for inciting to riot
and for, attacking Policeman Adam
Houlliarii were made late this after
noon by Pennsylvania Railroad police
in Middletown. The two are David
Rehrer and Charles Hevel, and they
will be heard to-night before Squire
Kennard. of Middletown. Pour arrests
In all have now linen made, as a result
of »li t . recent attack upon Suulliaid by
I Italians,
GOVERNOR IN CAMP
TALKS Oil BASEBALL
Calls Players Professional Men and
Says Professional Men Do
Not Strike
By Associated Press
Selinsgrove, Pa., July 22.—"Base
ball players are neither miners, hod
carriers nor ditch diggers. Baseball
players are professional men and pro
fessional men do not strike," declared
John K. Tener, Governor of Pennsyl
vania. and president of the National
League of Baseball players, in an in
terview to-day upon his arrival here
to review the Third Brigade, National
Guard of Pennsylvania, now in the
camp of instruction at this place.
"I am glad the strike is settled,"
continued Governor Tener. "However,
I do not believe the settlement ar
rived at will be permanent owing to
the belligerency of some of the base
ball magnates. A strike such as was
threatened is something new for me
and you know I have played baseball
and have been interested in baseball
affairs all my life. However, 1 am
preparing for war," declared the Gov
ernor with a vim. "And after I am
through inspecting and reviewing the
soldiers here I believe I will be in a
position of controlling the turbulent
factions."
Governor Tener, accompanied by
his wife and several friends, arrived
here early this morning from Harrls
burg in a big touring car.
The commands were inspected by-
Major M. H. Taggart, of Northumber
land, of the Inspector _ General's De
partment.
Governor Tener passed along the
line with Major Taggart and the com
mander-in-chief picked out a soldier
whose dress was unkempt and his
arms tarnished and administered a
repremand.
SAM AND TOM—THKV BET
Thomas J. Pence, who ranks among
the best of the bulging-browed politi
cal prophets in the ranks of the trium
phant Dcmberacy, has as his leading
diversion the laying of bets on horse
races. And the real, bald truth is
that if Tom had been as much of a
bonehead about politics as about cash
ing bets on horses, he would now be
holding down a job as charwoman in
a government building.
One morning at breakfast in the
Waldorf In New York. Tom told
Samuel G. Blythe, the writer, that he
was about to take a train for "a distant
race track.
"Tom," said Blythe with sadness,
"you haven't any gray matter hidden
in that dome of yours. There's no
hope of teaching you any sense. You
couldn't win on a horse race if you
were going to he shot the next minute.
And just to show you my firm convic
tion that you're a mushhead and a
mark in the hands of these hookies,
I'll bet you five dollars you can't pick
the winner in the first race."
"You're on,"' said Tom.
That afternoon Tom's selection for
(he first race falloped in with the
money.
That night Tom, having returned to
Washington, got this telegram from
Blythe, who was still in New York:
"I'm coming home, and my monev's
in my hand."—The Popular Magazine.
REALTY TRANSFERS
The following transfers were record
ed at the Courthouse this Aveek: 802
North Eighteenth street. H. A. Sherk to
Jerry C. Punkleberger, $3,400; Bellevue
Park, Union Real restate Investment
Company to Investment Realtv Com
pany. $11,095; Susquehanna township, J
M. Deeter to Ruth A. Deeter; one-half
interest, Millersburg, W. A. Hunter to
Thomas Radle, executor. $.1,000: the
same, Thomas Radle, executor, to Mi
nerva Hunter, $3,000; the same, Thomas
Radle, executor, to Jerome Dlllman,
$2,300; the same, J. Dlllman to Clara
Radle, $2,300; Kast Hanover township,
William re. Miller, trustee, to A. Hor
vat, $2.K00; 1829 Zarker street, E. S.
Johnson et al. to Elmer S. Johnson.
Would Yon Aeeepl SIO,OOO
For 100 Words?
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/WJ ' MILLION
'b: DOLLAR
r&fc, MYSTERY
MURDER TAKES ON
POLITICAL ASPECT
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come to order the procurator general
rose and said:
"I am authorized by the government
to declare that the documents referred
to in Yesterday's testimony are only
pretended copies of documents which
do not exist."
Maitre said; "We consider
the incident closed."
Speaks Sarcastically
Charles Chenu, the lawyer repre
senting the interests of the Figaro and
• hose of Calmette's heirs, then said,
sarcastically: "1 regard the Incident
as only an enjoyable diversion. It has
pleased M. Caillaux to transform a
criminal trial into a political one. He
intends to go from here, with a cer
tificate of loyalty to France. Much
good it will do him."
The procurator general exclaimed
that the honor and patriotism of M.
Caillaux remained unstained.
Maitre Labori objected to the lan
guage used by Maitre Chenu.
Georges Pretat, a brother-in-law o'f
the murdered edifor and chairman of
the Figaro company, was then called
to the stand and emphatically denied
that the Figaro had been in the pay of
foreign banks. The Germans, he said,
had never held the majority of shares
of the Figaro, as had been alleged. He
ther) read lengthy extracts from memo
randa.
While M. Prestat was testifying M.
Caillaux came from his seat among the
witnesses and stood closer to the bar
in order to hear better.
Maitre Chenu, commenting on M.
Prestat's testimony, said: "I will add
that it does not become M. Caillaux to
come and endeavor to soil the grave
which his wife made."
Then followed an exciting scene.
Many of those in court rose from their
seats and shouted "Bravo," while
others hissed and murmured until
Louis Albanet'was obliged to call the
court to order with a severe repri
mand.
M. Caillaux Replies
M. Caillaux. in a state of extreme
agitation, exclaimed:
"Since I must take notice of what
this lawyer has said, I will ask him if I
he will take personal responsibility for
his words."
Another sensation was caused among i
the spectators by this exclamation and
loud "bravos" for M. Caillaux were
heard all over the court. When the
noise had somewhat subsided Maitre
Chenu replied:
'1 take the entire responsibility. You
cannot menace me here. You doubt
less do not know the temper of the
man whom you address."
The disorder in r urt was so great
that Judge Albanet threatened to clear
the chamber if the manifestations were
repealed.
A sales clerk In the store where
Mme. Caillaux purchased the weapon
which killed Calmette was called. He
took an automatic pistol from the
package in front of the judges and
explained its action.
Another gunsmith's employe said
Mme. Caillaux had practiced in the
range under the store. Three of her
I six shots struck a target the size of a
human figure.
Mme. Caillaux said: "I tried the pis
tol solely at the request of the em
ploye. He wanted me to be sure I
knew how it worked."
GIRL. MAN AND
CUE MISSING
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! ing, but no one was found who had
! particularly noticed the couple, nor
; anyone who could give any light as to
j their having landed or not.
Late this afternoon a message was
i received at police headquarters that
the girl had been seen near her home
at New Cumberland. Detective Ibach
I left at once to investigate the rumor.
Spo-Pe, Liberated After 33 Years, and
A Girl Friend He Made in Washington
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This is old Spo-Pe, Rlackfoot, who for thirty-five years has been imprls*
oned with the criminal insane at St. Klizabeths. lie has just been pardoned by
President Wilson and now he is on his way to the reservation of his tribe in
northwestern Montana, along the Canadian line. So overjoyed was Spo-Pe at
his liberation —despite the fact there was a question if he was gruilty of any
crime that he insisted on having his photograph taken with Evelyn Finch,
daughter of the pardon attorney of the Department of Justice, who worked
to free him.
More than thirty-five years ago a troop of United States cavalr.v killed
Tiis mother, his father, and a score of his people. Spo-Pe took a vow that he
would kill a White man so the souls of his people could rest in peace in the
happy hunting ground. There was nothing'personal about it, but the carrving
out of a sort of religious vow. When the Indian was taken to St. Elizabeths as
being insame he refused to talk and tried to make himself understood by the
sign language. That convinced the authorities he was insane,
i , £. bout , ® • vea r T 11 ' ,art y of slou * visited the asylum and established the
Identity of Spo-Pe. His rage was brought to the attention of the authorities
and it was discovered that he was not insane. Indian Commissioner Cato Sells
Indian Wlth the r< ' sult ,hat President Wilson pardoned the old
A PRACTICAL nEAITV HINT
The use of cosmetics and other arti
ficial aids to attract!veness is as old
as the human race. To Darwin and
students of anthropology in general,
decorative applications were a feature
of selection—of attraction and sexual !
selection. The cheek covered with j
rouge, tile heavily elaborated eyebrow
and the colored wig. It appears, orlgl- I
nated at an early period among courte- I
sans. It lias been remarked that "time |
has taken the taint from the tint." and |
the wide employment of artiflcialties j
to-day would seom to indicate the:
truth of this observation. The host of j
advertised -edlcaments, (he beauty col- <
umns which grace or disgrace almost |
every metropolitan newspaper, the dis- I
play windows of the various depart- j
ment stores catering to a large rem!- ,
nine clientele, bear further witness to
the fact. The average man ot' rational
clean mind does not approve of cos
metic innovations in his own feminine i
people. He would prefer to see these i
radical departures from the natural ;
confined to the chorus iady and the |
public tangolst. The physician always |
warns against the use of cosmetic t
preparations, because most of them are '
dangerous. To him the natural and
healthy lias always seemed to be typical
of beauty. Kven the editor of the lay ]
press, however, lias seen the ridiculous !
in the beaut column, and the follow- j
Ing satirical excerpt taken from a j
Southern weekly contains what is, in '
the opinion of The Journal of the
American Medical Association, an ideal
beauty hint: "For giving tt<° face a
good color, get one pot of rouge and
one rabbit's foot. Bury them two miles
from home and walk out and back once
a day to see that they are still there."
EVERYBODY WORKS HUT FATHER
Bill Murray is front Boston. Bill is
jan industrious guy. He was ind u»
jtrious in college, and he is now indus-
I trious. although young, in Congress,
j One afternoon he rushed to the ball
' park, having taken care to look after
I all the needs of the Bostonese who
! are in his district. He found in the
i stands a tremendous throng, and he
; wasramazed that, in a town like Wash
ington, were everybody works from
J nine o'clock in the morning until four
i thirty in the afternoon so many thou
i sands could be at the hall game r.t
1 three o'clock.
j "It reminds me," he said, "of an es
jsay I wrote when I was at Harvard. It
; was headed up, 'Does Anybody Work?"
and it was devoted to the fact that T
! had been to a ball game the day be
| fore, and had seen everybody worth
I mentioning at the game. That expe
| rience and this one persuade me that
I nobody works."—The Popular Maga
zines.