12 HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH , Bilablulud ISJI PUBLISHED BT THE TBLBGRAPH PRINTING CO. K. J. STACK POLE, "Preß't and Treai'r. F. R. OYSTER, Secretary. OUS M. STEINMETZ, Managing Editor. Published every evening (except Sun day), at the Telegraph Building, 21* Federal Square. Xastern Office. Fifth Avenue Building, New York City, Hasbrook, Story « Brooks. Western Office, 123 West Madison street, Chicago, 111., Allen & Ward. Delivered by carriers at six cents a ' Mailed to «übscrlber» •t $3.00 a year In advance. Entered at the Post Office In Harrll burg as second class matter, ®The Aiiociation of Amor- ( 1 ican Advertisers has ex- , •mined and certified to i' the circulation of this pub- i i lication. The figures of circulation i i contained is tbe Association's re- i 1 1 port only are guaranteed. i; Association of American Advertisers ; i , No. 2333 WMtihall Bldg. N. T. City / ••vera dally average lor the month a! May, <914 Average fop • SIO.OO The price of some new MEN'S \ and YOUNG MEN'S Summer Suits, made to be sold for sls and slß—and properly so. Fancy worsteds, plain blue serges, and a lot of good checks, stripes an& mixtures. V otx HIGH GRADE SUITS sls $lB S2O Special Values MEN MEN OUR DAILY LAUGH Whftlicr They Two of a Kind Win or I.oose Nothing, it Have you made seems to me, any sacrifices to looks as unimpor demonstrate your tant as a bride patriotism. groom at a wed- I have; I bet on ding, the home team Have you ever regularly. noticed a Gover nor when he was surrounded by the uniformed mem- kers of his staff? T write for pos- keeplns: terity. "Misery loves Posterity has company." troubles that it "But the cook knows not of. won't allow us to havo any." DUNK! II y Wins; Dinger I wrote some verses yesterday, Which you, no doubt did see. Tliev told about a friend of mine Who happy seems to be Regardless of the ups and downs That every day arise— Which cheerfulness he says is due To early exercise. I thought I'd trv his stunt awhile. This morning I arose At five fifteen, or thereabouts, And jumped into some clothes. I ran a mil©, and now I feel About three quarters dead— To-morrow morn, Just take this tip, I'm going to stay in bed. ROOSEVELT AS A RETRIBUTION (From the Louisville Courier-Journal, Dem.) Napoleon went to his doom a cen tury ago. Happily no other doom awaits his modern prototype (Roose velt) than having a corking time chas ing the rainbow of a third term in the White House; though let