>&?o(Y)en iSgUnreßg-s LITTLE MARY'S ESSAYS NEAR RELATIONS— BY DOROTHY DIX Near relations Is folks that you ought to be fond of, and ain't. There are two kinds of near rela tion's, your mama's near relations, and your papa's near re lations, and when you are very, very good, and you don't muss your dress, nor lose your hair ribbon, and your teacher gives you a good report, then you are like your mama's near relations. But when you are naughty and tear your dress, and behave like the old Scratch, then you are like your papa's near relations. I know this is true because my mama says so. There are more near relations in the world than anything else except fleas, which are too numerous to men tion; also they are like fie: because when you get them in the house it is hard to get rid of them. I do not know much about the hab its of near relatives except that they spend their lime in visiting, and in telling people what they ought to do. When my mama's near relatives come to our house they say that it is a shame for him to smoke in the par lor, and drink beer with his dinner, which will lead him to a drunkard's ITCHING RASH ON ARMS AND LEGS Like Raw Steak. Couldn't Sleep. Nothing Helped, Used Cuticura Soap and Ointment Which Cured, 346 Wllkins St., Rochester, N. Y.—"My boy was one year old when be bad the eczema bo badly that his arms and lefts were like raw steak. It itched so /y f I had to bandage him |v 4 I with linen. The ecie iv '-*• ret I ma broke out with I itcliing rash and he J scratched so badly I / ' la< ' to ma ' t ® bis clothes I II ■ V with the hands and - My baby couldn't sloep until I used Cuticura Soap and Ointment. Nothing helped him until I usod Cuticura Soap and Ointment. I bathed him three times a day with as hot water as he could stand and Cuticura Soap and then used the Cuticura Ointment. He was cured in two months." (Signed) Mrs. G. SaUer, Oct. 15, 'l3. TO REMOVE DANDRUFF Prevent dry, thin and falling hair, allay Itching and irritation of the scalp, remove crusts and scales, and promote the growth and bcadty of the hair, frequent shampoos with Cuticura Soap, assisted by occasional dressings with Cuticura Ointment, afford a most effective • and economical treatment. A single set is often sufficient. Cuticura Soap (25c.) and Cuticura Ointment (50c.) are sold by druggists and dealers every where. Liberal sample of each mailed free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address postcard "Cuticura, Dept. T, Boston." ty Men who shave and shampoo with Cu ticura Soap will find it best for skin and scalp. i NEW GETTYSBURG-- HARRISBURG Sunday Train Leaves, GettjuliurK 7.15 A. M. Arrived, IliirrtHbiiri; K.OO A. M. I.eave*, HnrriHlmrg; 4.50 I'. M. Arrive*, Gettysburg 0.35 p. M. L stop*. ciuKiness LOiald CHEERFUL HOMES makes cheerful hearts and nothing promotes cheerfulness in the home quicker than music and song. Our business is therefore a cheer-promot ing one as we carry everything that is musical. Late popular sheet music 10c the copy; classics one-half of pub lishers' price. Musical merchandise of all kinds. Yehn Bros. 8 North Market Square. BUSINESS GETTERS Every business man is constantly figuring on the best methods of get ting more business. Methods vary but the dodger, the hand bill and poster are now relics of antiquity. Facsimile letters, so much like the original typewritten ones, that even an expert cannot detect the difference, is the modern way. Weaver Typewriting Co., 25 North Third street. IS IT ALL FADED? year's linen suit may be so faded that you do not think it worth while to have it cleaned. But, you know, we can dye it almost any de sired color and make it just like new. If it is still serviceable, though soiled or faded, send it to us, the old reli able cleaning and dyeing establish ment. Compton's, 1006 North Third street, branch 121 Market street. YOUR NKVF HOME Young folks who start housekeeping in June should be sure to start right by eliminating all unnecessary drudg ery. The modern method of "doing" the family wash is the Troy laundry way. The young wife does not get ex hausted and nervous and set the house topsy-turvy. Begin right by sending for the Troy laundry wagon. Either phone. WE CERTAINLY WILL send the prescription or anything that you want from this drug store. If you will simply step to the phone and tell us what your requirements are, or if you should need medicines or emergency helps we will be double quick in getting them to you. E. Z. Gross druggist anu apothecary, 119 Market street j WEDNESDAY EVENING HAKRISBURG TELEGRAPH JUNE 10, 1914. i gfave, and they wonder where he goes when he goes down town at night. And my father says Damn. When my father's near relatives come to our house they say that my mother dresses too fine and stylish and that she should stay at home, and cook dinner instead of playing bridge, and that she should raise her children better. My mother is a lady, and she does not say damn. She slams the door when she leaves the room when my papa's near relatives are. My mother's near relatives always call her "Poor Mary." Any my father's near relatives al ways call him ' Poor John." I do not know why this Is so, un less it is the way near relatives are built. When people are your near rela- j tions they tell you the things you do not want to hear, but a stranger! speaks to you polite and agreeable. i When your near relatives are rich, j or have been generals in the war, or I something great, you brag about them, I and call them ancestors, but when 1 they are poor and have a little store j In the back street you do not mention I them at all. Sometimes a near relative gives you a nickel to buy candy with, but I most times they say, "My, how for-' ward children are now! They didn't I behave that way in my days!" That is all that I know at present about near relations. GIRLS' SMS LIKE THOSE OF MOTHER'S Two Circular Skirts Give a Mod ish Air to Summer Frock 8262 Girl's Dress, 10 to 14 years. WITH LONG OR THREE-QUARTER SLEEVES. Girls' dresses always follow the ten dencies of the season. Here is one with broad flaring skirt and drooping shoul ders. In the picture it is made of two materials but the model can of course be used for one throughout with color appropriate, and, if a simpler dress is wanted, the flounce or upper skirt can be omitted. Both skirts are circular and they are joined to the long waisted blouse by means of a belt. The dress is closed at the center back. For the 12-year size will be needed 3 yards of plain material 27 inches wide, 2 yards 36, or yards 44, with 3 yards of fancy material 27 or 36 inches wide or 2 /i yards 44, and 2 yards of embroidery j 4 inches wide for collar and cuffs. 1 The pattern 8262 is cut in sizes for girls | from 10 to 14 vears of age. It will be mailed to any address by the Fashion De partment of this paper ( on receipt of tea cents. Bowman's sell May Manton Patterns. GOOD SHOWS AT THE COLONIAL The question often is asked how the Colonial management can supply the big show that it does and ask no | higher price of admission than the nominal sum that one has to slip through the cashier's window to get a ticket in return. The answer is that the Colonial has to play to big crowds all the time to make it pay. But there is no danger of the crowd 3 not being big enough when it is considered that for summer show going the Colonial offers advantages that probably no other theater in Pennsylvania can boast of. It has a wonderful ventilat ing system, that draws thousands of cubic feet of fresh air into the house every minute, sending the warm air skyward through roof vents backed up by exhaust fans as big as some theaters are themselves. One of the new acts that comes to the Colonial to-morrow for the remainder of the week will be the Frescotts, sensational mind readers.—Advertisement. SCOUTS TO CAMP ON" LAWN Special to The Telegraph Annville, Pa.. June 10.—Boy Scout Troop No. 3, of Reading, has planned a week's camping trip the third week in July, their camp ground being the lawn at the home of the Rev. J, H. Willauer, in East Main street. The Rev. Mr. Willauer, who is now pastor of St. Paul's Evangelical Church, was their former scoutmaster. WILL VISIT ENGLAND Columbia, Pa., June 10. Colonel and Mrs. Samuel Wright, of this place, will sail from New York on Friday for England, where they will spend some time with Reginald Wright Kauffman, the novelist, and Mrs. Kauffman, who are summering in Europe. HEADY TO BUY A HOHEt Look through the Telegraph Want Ads for your home. Number of homes are advertised on the Telegraph Want Ad page dally. , 1 Saturday-lcst you forget *> : Copyright, 1912, by Stone & McCarrick, Inc. Summing up the main points again Self praise may be half flattery" —but telling again the story of this sale and what led up to it, cannot be resisted. This co-operative idea was born of bigness. Its organizers, including ourselves, gave it breadth, scope and liberalities. We put a good piano back of it —upon which the idea could stand: a piano which for years has sold at varying prices up to as high as four hundred dollars. We fixed its price at the lowest possible dollar that the most economical selling methods would permit— two hundred and forty-eight dollars and seventy-five cents. We planned to distribute them without adding interest to this price. We arrange the easiest sort of payments— one dollar and twenty - five cents a week. We charge the most nominal cash fee to participate in this sale— five dollars-- and even credited this five dollars to the price of the instruments selected. We delivered the instrument immediately— notwithstanding, in scores of instances, the five dollar initial payment did not cover the cartage. We planned an exchange privilege, which gives the purchaser a year to fully satisfy himself as to the high character of the piano he obtains. We got up a joint guarantee which stands to-day as the strongest guarantee given upon anything that is offered for sale. We are making it a voluntary practice to cancel all payments remaining unpaid, in event that a purchaser dies before his piano ———————————————________. has been fully paid for. !"">OW to Obtain OnC Of til CSC phnOfl We worked nut a ca«th nremium • 4 T ° t f'