8 HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH StliWuM list PUBLISHED BY THE TELEGRAPH PRINTING CO. ■. J. BTACKPOLE. Preet and Treae'W T. It OYSTER. Secretary. QUB If. STEINMETZ. Managing EdltofV Pnbltehed ivtrr evening (except San day), at the Telegraph BuiMlng, 81 • Federal Square. Ealtera Office, Fifth Avenue Bullfiinifr New York City, Hasbrook, Story ® Brooks. Western Office, 128 Weat M»dl«on street, Chicago, 111., Allen A Ward. Delivered by carriers at six cents a wee*. Mailed to subscriber! at It.oo a year In advance. Entered at the Post Office In Harrl»- burg as second class matter. ®The Association of Amer- ( 1 lean Advertisers Las ex- , a mined and certified to tho circulation of thia pib- i j 11 lication. Tho fignree of circulation 11 contained in tho Association's re- i \ > port only are guaranteed. 1| Association of American Advertisers ; i 11 No. 2333 Whitehall BWg. N. T. City •worn dally average tor the month of April, 1914 * 23,606 * Average for the year 1918—21.57T Avenge for the year 1013—21,1T8 Average for the year ltll—lß,Bol Average for the year 191®—1T»4M TELEPHONES! Bell Wrste Branch Exchange No. 2040. United Business Office, 201. Editorial Room Bf6. Job DepV THURSDAY EVENING, MAY 14 ELIMINATING HTKRTA THE most intereating development of the Mexican controversy Is the proposal of the mediators that Huerta step down and out. No doubt the elimination of the dic tator tinder certain circumstances would go a long way toward establish ing at least temporary peace in Mexico, but It would not solve all the prob lems that confront that troubled country under present conditions. It would result immediately In a new scramble for power In which Villa, Carranza, Zappata and the remnants of the Huerta faction would be fac tors. But. first of all, Huerta's opinion in the matter must be taken into con sideration. It must be realized that Huerta is a desperate man, playing for high stakes. His methods in the past have been those of the ruthless buc caneer, with thought only for the suc cess of his own enterprises and hold ing- his life very lightly in the balance where his ambitions were seriously concerned. He has lived in an atmos phere of constant peril to maintain his place in Mexican affairs and it is not to be presumed that he will re linquish witho it contention that which he has striven so vigorously to win. If It is to be a mere matter of trad ing Huerta for A'illa, then the march to Mexico City may as well be started, for Villa in the capital will be no bet ter than Huerta. Instead of simplify ing the Mexican situation, the demand for the retirement of Huerta promises only to tend toward further complica tion. Labor controversies are always re grettable. and as Harrlsburg has been remarkably free from differences be tween employers and employes it is generally believed the railroad mis understanding will soon be adjusted satisfactorily. TWO CANDIDATES UNFORTUNATELY for the Har rieburg candidate of the Dem ocracy for Governor, the appeal in his behalf for local support! on the score of pride for the home candidate is falling more or less flat among his neighbors by reason of the fact that his newspaper has studiously avoided any reference to the nonpar tisan candidacy of President Judge Kunkel for the Supreme Court, not withstanding the fact that a large non partisan meeting of the friends of Judge Kunkel was held weeks ago, when he was given unanimous en dorsement, and the further fact that the Harrlsburg candidate for high ju dicial honors is being supported with out regard to party affiliations. It is largely on account of this attitude of the McCormick newspaper that ap peals for support of its owner on the score of neigliborllness has had no re sponse. Isn't it about time for business men and workingmen and professional men and the people generally to administer a lasting rebuke to the theorists and political mountebanks who have had the stage so long in this country. What is needed most of all is peace and pros perity. HIGH SCHOOL MKET THERE will be a fine turnout of the high school boys and girls of Pennsylvania at the annual high school track meet at Island Park next Saturday. Already from twelve to fourteen schools have en tered for the various events of the meet and the Harrlsburg Track Ath letic Committee is rapidly completing the arrangements. Superintendent of Parks Taylor, with his engineer, Mr. Hoffert, is co-operating with the committee in placing the track and the grounds in the best possible shape for the hundreds of young athletes who will be here for the day's program. One of the interesting features of the occasion is the rivalry for the shield, which becomes tho permanent pos session of the team winning it three years. Already the Central Manual of Philadelphia and Reading teams havw each won the shield two years and the Central High. Harrisburg, and Steel ton have each won it once, and there is natural interest in the result of the competition this year. Rut there is a n«w Richmond in the ileJd In tho Tech- THURSDAY EVENING, nical High School team, which Is said to be a very promising aggregation of athletes. Should Tech win the shield the rivalry will he oven more Intense hereafter. The annual high school events have come to be regarded as the most in teresting athletic contests of the year and all of Harrlsburg will turn out to see the runners and jumpers and hanimerthrowers and other athletes do their stunts. All that is necessary to assure a successful meet Is a little co-operation on the part of Jupiter Pluvlus. Every paved street In this city must be in fine shape before the big fire men's convention, and as City Commis sioner "Billy" Lynch is an old fire fighter himself, he will see to it that the Harrlsburg streets are all right. ••support nrr i»rksti>knt J" a P.VRROT CRY THERE r.e hosiery and knit goods factories in Harrisburg and throughout Central Pennsylva nia. Employes of these plants are watching the operation of the Wilson free trade policy with increas ing contempt for an administration that will deliberately destroy Ameri can industry. Commenting on the sit uation, the Philadelphia Public Ledger says: When the hosiery and knit goods manufacturers told Congress that a reduction in the tariff on their pro duct would seriously injure their business and benefit no one but the foreigners, the Democratic Con gressmen derided them. The tariff was to be reduced at all hazards and the manufacturers must sub mit. They have had to submit, but, to Judge from the remarks of those attending the convention of the National Association of Hosiery and Underwear Manufacturers this week, they do not propose to sub mit tamely. The president of the association expressed the general sentiment when he said that they should organize and work to elect a protection Congress that will keep ruin from their mills. The manufacturers are not con tent with generalizing. They sub mit facts in support of their con tention that their business has been injured. One man. who has never run his factory on half time save during one year of Cleveland's sec ond administration, asserts that he Is now confronted by a similar slump In business. The owner of another mill sold out his machinery and closed, rather than attempt to do business under the existing tariff. Other manufacturers state that many hosiery buyers, accus tomed to make heavy purchases in May and June, are in Germany seeking to make there the pur chases they usually make here. They have already been buying abroad in large quantities, for the imports of hosiery in March were 72.8 per cent, greater than in the same month last year. And the rush of foreign goods has not really begun. The German manufacturers, who have not been catering to American trade, are waiting to ascertain whether the exlsiting tariff Is likely to continue long enough to make it worth their while to buy the necessary ma chinery for American styles. If the reduced tariff should continue the American hosiery business will be practically destroyed, or there must ensue a deep cut in wages. Tet the price of hosiery is no less than it was a year ago. Everv extra pair Imported has displaced a pair knit by American workmen in American mills. The money for them has been paid to foreign labor and the profit has gone into the pockets of foreign manufacturers. The American workmen have been discharged or are working on part time and the manufacturers are facing the future with deep misgiv ings. But notwithstanding these convinc ing and incontrovertible facts, the White House twins —Palmer and Mc- Cormick—the personal selections of President Wilson for United States Senator and Governor of Pennsylva nia, are rushing up and down the highways of the State bawling for support of an administration that seems Immune to reason or common sense. President Judge Kunkel will be given almost unanimous support for the Supreme bench in this part of Penn sylvania. His distinguished service has commended him throughout the Com monwealth and his friends are more than confident of his success, not only in the primary, but in the general elec tion next November. DEMOCRATS HEDGING THE Democrats in Congress are evidently endeavoring to avoid an open declaration on woman's suffrage and prohibition. In their caucus the other evening they avoided discussion of both these issues —issues that are among the most im portant and pressing before tho na tional lawmaking body to-day. If the present Congress takes no action on them the blame will lie at the doors ! of the Democrats, for they are so over whelmingly in the majority that tliqy can pass any measure upon which they | set their minds or throttle any project not favored by their leaders or the White House. The prohibition and suffrage amend ments to the national constitution were not considered by the caucus, it was explained, because they were not party measures. The action of the caucus, Democrats tried to show, does not pre clude their consideration in the House IF they can be reached AFTER the DEMOCRATIC PROGRAM has been disposed of. Was there ever a better example of political hedging than this? And President Wilson lends himself to it by agreeing to the terms of the caucus. By the way, where does President Wilson stand on suffrage and national prohibition? Doesn't It begin to look as though he and the other Democrats at Wash ington are trying to postpone any definite action on these important mat ters until after the November elec tions in order to carry water on both shoulders and appeal to both sides? Appealing for support of an adminis tration which has done so little to de serve support is the up-hill job of the White House twins who have already torn the Democracy of Pennsylvania asunder. After this week the political pot ought to be permitted to cool ofT and give baseball a chance. AN EVENING THOUGHT The fear o' hell's the hangman's whip To haud the wretch in order: But where you feel your honor (trip, Let that 'aye be your border. —Burns. 1 EVENING CHAT I Chestnut street between Second and Third on a market morning is about the meanest stretch of highway in Harrißburg and trolley cars have to elbow their way through the farmers' wagons and the delivery teams which cluster about. And yesterday morning there was added to the conglomeration of traffic a steam shovel, going east, under its own steam. A traction en gine working its way uround a street is bad enough, but a steam shovel is somewhat larger and harder to handle. Well, traffic stopped when the machine poked its nose around the corner. A few farmers' horses danced and a pair of chauffeurs promptly ran their cars into Court street. Three trolley cars sat down to wait on the east side of Third street and a hundred people turned out to see it. And the man operating the machine piloted It through the Jam, worked his way to the side in front of Salem Church and with a jet of steam bowed his big shovel arm and gave the right of way to traffic. He never hit anything and everyone was so busy watching the maeuverlng that few noticed that it had taken five minutes to make the two blocks. Along the shore of the river just above tho pumping station Is a whole lot of undoubtedly good firewood —sev- eral cords of it in bulk, in fact—ready and waiting to be taken without even the asking. Father Susquehanna pro vided it. The half-dozen or mora cords, of prime kindling, furnace or boiler wood is contained in a giant tree twenty-five or more feet in length and at least four feet in circumference. The tree has been lodged against the embankment since the Spring freshets and it doesn't help the scenery alon&, the river front a bit. A couple of cross-cut saws, an ax or two, and there is enough winter's wood to fill an ordi nary cellar. He who strolls along the bank may see it, and if ho wishes to obtain his next season's wood supply free there is none to say him nay. Fishermen in this section of the Sus quehanna Valley have been watching with a great deal of Interest the result of the planting of salmon fry by United States government experts. Some of the fry are said to be in good shape, but there has been objection that some of the consignment con sisted of fish too small to take care of themselves. The State Department of Fisheries some time ago gave up the idea of planting the very small fish and in the case of trout only well grown specimens were put out. The State planted many trout and bass in this section last year and with the government contribution fishing ought to be improved. Speaking of fish, there is the usual demand made at the State Department of Fisheries for young sunfish by people who have ponds near their homes and who are going to spend the summer in localities where there are bodies of water offering good breeding grounds for mosquitoes. Young "sun nles" delight in a diet of infantile mos quitoes and the State has aided as far as possible localities where the "skeet ers" have been pests. Well authen ticated records show that mosquitoes are not numerous where there are many suntish. One of the noticeable things about the convention of the street railway men here this week was the general approval of the course of the Public Service Commission. To put It mildly the commission has gone into prac tices of the traction lines pretty lively and some of Its rulings have been rather expensive. But the traction men have not only submitted, but named a committee to work out uni formity in reports In conjunction with the commission. In this enlightened and wise acceptance »f the act the traction men are rather distinct from some other interests which object to State regulations. Apparently it was realized that regulation was bound to come and that it was best to "make the best" of it. Among visitors to the city to-day was ex-Congressman D. F. Lafean, of York, one of the candidates for nomi nation for Congress-at-large on the Republican ticket. .Mr. Lafean is a well-known manufacturer and was elected for several terms from the lork-Adams district. It s odd how people will flock to the Susquehanna river when there are re ports of a possible flood. Last night word got about that there was danger of high water at Wilkes-Barre This morning scorns of people lined the river bank watching the stream. I WELL KNOWN PEOPLE 1 —John 11. Hoffman, formerly of this city, has just completed his tenth year as grand recorder of the Knights of Malta. —The Rev. J. Edward Harms, of York, prominent in Lutheran affairs has accepted a call to Dayton, Ohio —Emerson Collins, the Willlamsport lawyer, addressed graduation classes in Clearfield county towns. —George E. Bartol will be re-elected president of the Philadelphia Bourse, with whose building up he has had much to do. —Joseph B. McCall, president of the Philadelphia Electric Company, has just celebrated his forty-fourth birth day. IN HARRIS BURG FIFTY I YEARS AGO TO-DAY I (From tho Telegraph of May 14, 1864. [ I'. S. S, S. to Meet The annua! meeting of the Union Sabbath School Society will be held to morrow at a quarter past 3 o'clock in the Masonic Hall, Tanners alley. To I'ray For Sucre** The union prayer meeting for the success of the national army ami navy will be held in the German Reformed at hU 7-aS' oV h lock Ut ,hls cven,n «- NEWS DISPATCHES OF THE CIVIL WAR fFrom the Telegraph of May 14, 1864.1 Capture Division Baltimore. May 13. 6 P. M The whole of Stonewall's division, including lan immense number of prisoners and forty guns, were captured. General I Johnson, of Stonewall's division is a prisoner. Evacuate Dalton Cincinnati, May 13. General John son evacuated Dalton. Ga., last night and pur forces occupy the place. ' Lee Wounded, Report Washington, May 14. 10:30 AM We learn officially by a dispatch from I Secretary Stanton that Lee is wounded and In Richmond. The rebel army is routed and 17,000 prisoners came in last night. Pancake Mountain [From the Columbia Spy.l Those who criticise the public schools and complain that too much at tention is given to the study of the Rocky Mountain Range and the Appa lachian Range say that our girls need much instruction on the mysteries of the Kitchen Range. #■ uaokiiaxtbbi r«a ' SHIRTS SIDES & SIDES HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH "BILLY" WILSON CULLED TO STIITE Desperate Machine Ticket Drafts the Secretary of Labor to Explain McCormick BRYAN CAN'T STEM THE TIDE City Legislative Nominations Bone of Contentions Among the Democrats Today Secretary of Tjabor "Billy" Wilson has been drafted from Washington to help the Palmer-McCormlek ticket in the Democratic primaries next Tues day, and will pay particular attention to explaining McCormick'slabor record. Even the p ,- esence of Secretary of State William Jennings Bryan at Wilkes-tiarre and AUentown yesterday and his speeches about upholding the President l.>y voting for the machine ticket failed to dtvert attention from the attacks on McCormick, and the Secretary of Labor will come In on Saturday for the finishing speeches up in the hard coal region. McCormick's defensive play has been weak and even Palmer's interference has not checked onslaughts. Now they have brought in "Billy" to form a flying wedge in the hope that they may get McCormick across the line. Bryan had a fine time yesterday. He had crowds out all along the line. The machine Democrats passed along the word and lots of other folks turned out to see and Bryan hear the Secretary of State Asks in the hope that he would Votes say something that would clarify the Mexican mess. Bryan was sent in by the President not only to lend a hand to Palmer, but to try and set him straight. The administration is thor oughly alarmed over fear of a rebuff, and it was significant that Bryan men tioned only Palmer in his speech. Some got the idea that McCormick was regarded as too hot a potato for Bryan to handle. Throughout Bryan pleaded for support for Wilson. Ho spoke from a train at Allentown and in an armory at Wilkes-Barre. Senator Boles Penrose spent last night in the city so as to get an early start on his way to Bellefonte, the first stop In his final primary campaign tour, and smiled Penrose broadly when asked about Smiles the entrance of Secretary of Broadly State Bryan and other Cabi net officials into the Demo crat fc primary fight. "Yes, X see they are taking a hand. The last time an administration took a hand in a factional contest in a State was in New York and we know what happened," said he. The senator ap peared to be in fine fettle and well pleased with his prospects. He will visit State College to-day and then go to Bellefonte, being in Phillipsburg and other places to-morrow and wind ing up the week in Johnstown at a meeting. Sunday he will come here and remain for the family party of the Harrisburg Republican Club on Monday. Members of the committee of ar rangements for the dinner in cele bration of the twelfth anniversary of the incorporation of the Harrisburg Republican Club have completed their plans Prepare for the family dinner which Family is to be held on Monday Dinner night at Chestnut Street Hall. The dinner will be limited to members and a few guests, as it is to be solely a club affair. Sen ator E. E. Beidleman will be toast master and the speakers will include Senator Penrose. Congressman Kreider and the Republican candidates. Gov ernor Tener will attend if possible, but he may have to leave Saturday for Charleroi. Democrats in the city legislative dis trict have gotten into a brawl which threatens to complicate matters in the Democratic gubernatorial contest. This citv is a Democrats point which will be Get Into watched with great in- City Kow terest all over the State and as the machine has openly espoused the cause of Jesse J. Lybarger the friends of the other three candidates will concentrate tire on him. Dybarger has been noisier than ever known in his previous cam paigns, none of which landed him in the Legislature. Calder B. Sham mo has come out against the machine and Marshall and Kinsinger are wondering where they are going to get off. The city legislative situation is badly mixed, just as are the Democrats. rqUTICAL SIDELIGHTS —Curious, the only candidate Bryan mentioned by name was Palmer. —The Patriot says that when Bry an spoke of candidates he made a ges ture that took in McCormick. But he did not name him. —They say Bryan has a long mem ory about those who voted against him in the years of his crusades. —Bryan must have lost his punch that they have drafted "Billy" Wilson so soon. —Ryan appears to have been study ing McCormick at close range. —Mayor Warman, atlTnlontown, had to prevent John O'Donneli, a newspa perman, from attacking Ryan last night. —Federal officeholders in Philadel phia have been notified of a "meeting"' at the Democratic Club to-morrow. State Chairman Morris will speak. —Pinchot is touring Bucks county and enjoying the scenery. —The McCormick '-aravan touched five counties yesterday. The coun ties will do their touching later on. —ln McCormlck's ads he is called the "rescuer and reviver" of the Dem ocratic party. Wonder where Palmer comes in. —Dimmick expressed himself as well satisfied with his campaign in Pittsburgh yesterday. 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There is large selection Whmrm Every Day Is Bargain Day Si3!?h to^ieS^V. a ?rt2S - _ range front 215 MARKET ST. Opp. Courthouse v UP | OUR DAILY LAUGH J ! The Real Incer- And the Mold of tnlnty l'aMte \fqtftr You sav "I am con you love Jack. Btantly having my but are you sure Jewels . re t H ,f*' „ r „ n# vnursplf' \es, tney are Daughter—More always the glass so than lam of of fashion. Jack. IT CANT HE DONE By Winn Dinger The editor Is yelling For my poem for to-day, And as It is nine thirty I'll write it right away. Now let me see, what subject Will likely bring a smile. I have it—b't excuse me For just a little while. Someone came in to see me On business, that was why I asked you to excuse me, And now to write I'll try. I've got to do some hustling, Because it's half past ten. Well, here goes—but pray pardon, There is my phone again. I have fust two more minutes To write this verse of fun, And I've forgot my subject— By jove, it can't be done. I,et Papa Alone f From the Pottsville Journal.] Now what kind of a llower would we wear on Fathers' day if such a day were designated? Koine_lH)dy_^iaH__^jji2 AMUSEMENTS f For Persons Interested In Gardrntug To-NigHt At 8 O'clock Auspice* Natural History Society An Interesting Talk on THE —BY PROF. ROB'T W. HAlili Lehigh I'nlverslty Technical High Auditorium ADMISSION FREE 'COLONIAL* Bound in and See REDDINGTON & GRANT The Bounding Tramps DENNETTE TRIO BURNS & ACKER s—lOc m. . a MAY 14,1914. gested tlie night-blooming cereus, but we reject it instantly. We recornize the animus behind the suggestion. With all this in mind we desire to enter a motion to quash all these sug gestions ana to let father alone. The old gentleman appears to be enjoy HARRISBURG'S BIGGEST HOLIDAY ABSOLUTELY GREATEST EVER TO- MO IAGNIFICENT PRODUC^ONSHBIWI A WONDERFUL NOVELTY CIRCUS I BiflflS BIG NEW STREET PARADE fcesoc tickat idmllsmil; Ctiildrtnunder 12m, Wf-prlti. 2Ptrtormancas a 1248 P.M. Doorsopenat 147 p.m. DOWNTOWN TICKET OFFICE BOWMAN & CO. Popular Department Store 314-316-318 Market Street Same Prices as Charged at Grounds v—_^— _________________________ PUXd^BPN When you make a call and want to advise your host of your arrival you —push the button. If yours is offlc work and you want to dictate a letter or consult with ail employe you—-push the button. If you live In an apartment afford ing an elevator and you wish to start It y®u—push the button. When a great Industrial show is all In readiness you—or some other not able—throw the thousands of lamp* into a dazzling glow and the machin ery into motion by—pushing the but ton. Scouring help, or positions, selling used clothing or furniture, renting f houses or buying or selling real estate m Is merely a matter of—pushing (he ® Tolngmplt WANT AD button—Just call Bell 2040, Cumberland 203. ing himself. He is at pence wlth'P world and everybody who does not'w t<> put something off-color over him. He is doing his dutv to-day he has always done it, but he do want anybody to apostrophize him I cause of the fact. Let him aione.