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HIGH SCHOOL TEAMS
; TO BE PICKED TO-DAY
Relay Races at Philadelphia Satur
day Promise Many New Records;
Practice Slow Because of Rain
I
j Harrisburg High School relay teams
ito participate in the annual track
\ meet at the University of Pennsylva
i nia Saturday will be picked to-day,
j following daily practice. Steelton High
J will announce their team to-morrow.
Rain has interfered with practice
j by the local teams, but it was expected
that both the Central and Tech
j squads would be out to-day.
Tech has been showing a big bunch
| of aspirants for track honors and the
I team expects to make good records in
Philadelphia. It has been hard work
getting the Central runners into form,
j because of the present unsatisfactory
j arrangements at Central High. Ath
! ietes have been obljged to practice as
| they study, in perio'ds.
Pennsylvania's relay race program
thi3 year comprises no less than flfty
' five events, forty-nine of these are
track events. This does not include
[the heats for the 100 or the hurdles,
| so that probably fifty-five track events
will be on the program alone. Only
: three minutes are given for the half
[ mile grammar school race, while but
i six minutes are allowed for the mile
relays, which compose the bulk of the
program.
The program is so long that for the
convenience of those who are interest
ed only in Uie various teams, the races
have been divided into various sec
tions. The grammar school race will
start at 1 o'clock and continue to 1.21.
The parochial school race will con
sume the next six minutes. The high
i hools will have their ten relay races,
lin which nearly 90 hl?h schools will
compete, from 1.30 to 2.24. Thus, in
ithe first hour and twenty-five minutes,
no less than twenty events are on the
I program.
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Annual Call to
Amateur Managers
Futare crrnt* are nnrminK op for
the eoinlns baxehall acnaon, and
will noon he In tbe field tor hon
or*. The IlarrliiburK Telegraph
deMlrcn -to keep in clone toueb with
all amateur trami and tcainea.
Manaitera are requeated to aenri
lu at once the mimea of their
team, mnnnser and captain, with
their addreaaew.
SPOUTING EDITOR OF THE TELE
GRAPH.
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:j Ide Silv I:
a £ Calfors
Is " Sll> MDEg
"Chief" Johnson Jumps;
Had Fight With Herzog
Special to The Telegraph
Cincinnati, Ohio, April 22. —George
("Chief") Johnson, the big Winnebago
Indian pitcher of the Cincinnati team,
has signed a contract with the Kansas
City Federal League team and left foi
st. Louis to join it. What salary was j
| promised Johnson was unknown.'
Johnson was accompanied by Presi
dent C. C. Jladison, of the Kansas
City club. |
The action of Johnson was prompted J
by a dispute with Manager Herzog,
who fined the pitcher SIOO last Fri- |
day for not reporting in condition.
BITS OF SPORTS
Bob Shawkey was the big star In
yesterday's game between the Athletics
at Boston, which went thirteen innings
to a tie. The former Harrisburger al
i lowed six scattered hits. Leonard also
pitched a good game.
The Swallows lost to the Ganders
and Hawks in the Bird League series
last night. The Eagles defeated the
Hawks and tied withthe Ganders.
The Boas Street Tigers yesterday
defeated the Fulton A. C., score 17
to 0.
The Dippers lost to the Redheads in
the Casino Duckpin League last night,
margin 10'9 pins.
The Lebanon Valley baseball nine
passed through Harrisburg to-day en
route to Washington, D. C., where
they play the Washington College
team this afternoon.
The Bressler A. C. will play the
West Fairview Orioles on Saturday.
Howard Freeze, of Reading, yester
day bowled himself into fifth place in
the individual championship race at
Atlantic City, making 649.
The game between Chicago Cubs
and St. Louts Cardinals at St. Louis*
yesterday went fifteen innings, end
ing with a score 2 to 2. Darkness
stopped the game. It was the record
game of this season.
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STANDING OF THE TEAMS
National I.eague
W. 1.. P.C.
I'lttHliurdh <1 1 .M."> 7
Philadelphia 3 1 .'<">o
Brooklyn S 1 7.10
St. I.oulu 3 4 ,4!U
Chicago - 3 .400
Hon ton 1 3 .-5(1
New York 1 3 .2fio
Cincinnati 1 4 .-00
American League
W. 1.. P.C.
Chicago B 1 .BS7
New York 3 I .750
DetroM 4 2 .007
Washington 3 2 . «tlO
i St. I.oulu 3 3 r,OO
Philadelphia 1! 3 too
Iloaton 2 4 .333
J Cleveland O 7 (MM)
Federal I.eague
W. L. P.C.
St. Louis 5 1 .833
Brooklyn 2 1 .mi"
Buffalo 2 t .0(17
Baltimore 2 2 .800
Kansas City 2 3 .400
Indianapolis 2 3 too
Pittsburgh u 2 .000
YESTERDAY'S SCORES
Nntlonal I.eague
Boston, 4| Philadelphia, 3.
Chicago, 2i St. Louis, 2 115 Innings,
darkness I,
New York, fli Brooklyn, 0.
Pittsburgh, 5; Cincinnati, 2.
American League
Philadelphia, lj Boston, 1 <l3 Inn
ings, darkness).
New York, 3t Washington, 2 'lO In.).
Detroit, 7| Clevelnnd, 4.
Chicago, Hi St. Louta, 1.
Federal League
I Baltimore, 3i Brooklyn, 2 410 in.).
St. Louis, 4| Chicago, 3.
Indliinapolis, Oi Knnsan City, 2.
Pittsburgh-Buffalo (wet grounds).
SCHEDULE FOR TODAY
National I.eague
New York at Brooklyn.
Boston at Philadelphia.
Cincinnati at Chicago.
American League
Washington at New York.
Philadelphia at Boston.
Detroit at St. Louta.
Chicago at Cleveland.
Federal I.eague
Buffalo' at Pittsburgh.
Chicago at St. Louis.
Indianapolis at Kansas City.
Brooklyn at Baltimore.
W HERE THEY PLAY TOMORKOW j
National League
Philadelphia at New York.
Brooklyn nt Boaton.
Cincinnati nt Chicago.
St. Louis at Pittsburgh.
American League
New York nt Philadelphia.
Boston at Washington.
Detroit at St. l.oula.
Chicago at Cleveland.
Federal League
Kaasas City at Chicago.
S-t. Louis at Indianapolis.
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BASEBALL AT NEWPORT
WILL DEPEND ON FANS
Spiciat to The Telegraph
Newport, Pa., April 22.—A meeting
of the baseball fans has been called
for to-morrow evening in the borough
building at 7.30 o'clock.
At this meeting it is hoped to create
; sufficient enthusiasm to form an as
sociation which will include a largo,
'number of citizens. A nominal fee |
i will be charged, which will bring in'
I sufficient revenue to pla<e u good team l
|on the field. i
Track Meet Plans Outlined
by Local Athletic Committee
Each of the Fifteen Events Will Have Five Point Winners
Medals Ordered; Grounds Ready Next Week
Enthusiasm will not be lacking in
this year's seventh annual State High
School meet. At a meeting of the
Harrisburg track athletic committee
last night a program was outlined
that promises unusual interest.
Early announcement came in the
meeting from Commissioner M. Har
vey Taylor that he would give special
attention to the preparations for the
annual track meet and that work
orges Carpentier, French Light Heavyweight
Who Mast Sacrifice. Pagilism to the French Army
Georges Carpentier, who is' undoubtedly the best fighter so far pro
duced on the continent of Europe, must enter the French army in Septem
ber, and for three years he must give up boxing. In that time Carpentier
might earn a quarter million dollars in the ring.
Of course, inasmuch as he is only nineteen years of age, he believes
that he will be as good if not better after his three years. He will, of
course, have grown heavier and stronger. But few pugilists laid off three
years and found themselves able to come back as good as ever.
MAX CAREY
tii-Mri- of 'in 1 Pitts
burgh Nationals, who expects to again
top the base stealers of the parent
major organization. Carey is without
doubt one of the fastest men that
ever played the national pastime.
BECK'S MINSTRELS ""KST
w Matinee und Mjrlit
BENEFIT IT " I/' ' „
OF r iremen s Union
seal Sole Opened Tills Morning
I would begin next week In putting tho
municipal field in shape.
The committee last night rV 'ed to
have fifteen events. There wile live
point winners in each event, but only
three winners will receive medals.
Fourth place this year will count two
points and fifth place one point. A
contract was let for the medals. The
committee will meet again next week
to take up other details.
There is but one thing of which
I am afraid and that is fear.—
Montaigne.
COMB SAGE TEA IN
UFELESSJBAY HI
Look Young! Common Garden Sage
and Sulphur Darkens So Naturally
Nobody Can Tell
Grandmother kept her hair beauti
fully darkened, glossy and abundant
with a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur.
Whenever her hair fell out or took on
that dull, faded or streaked appear
ance, this simple mixture was applied
with wonderful effect. By asking at
any drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Hair Remedy," you will get
a large bottle of this old-time recipe,
ready to use, for about 50 cents. This
simple mixture can be depended upon
to restore natural color and beauty
to the hair and is splendid for dan
druff, dry, • itchy scalp and falling
hair.
A well-known downtown druggist
says everybody uses Wyeth's S?ge and
Sulphur, because it darkens so na
turally and evenly that nobody can
tell it has been applied—it's so ®asy to
use, too. You simply dampen a comb
or soft brush and draw it through your
hair, taking one strand at a time. By
morning the gray hair disappears;
after another application or two, It is
restored to Its natural color and looks
glossy, soft and abundant—Adv.
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No More Jumping
if Rule Is Adopted
New York, April 22.—A new meas
ure to keep promising players front
joining the ranks of the new Federal
League which it is said the national
commission will adopt to-day at its
meeting in Chicago calls for a revision
of the rule requiring major league
clubs to reduce players' lists to twenty
live by May 15. The proposed amend
ment would leave each club free to
carry as many players as salary limits
justify.
The legal fight against the Federals
also will be decided upon at the meet
ing. Governor John K. Tener, presi
dent of the National League, will not j
be able to attend but John A. Heyd
ler, secretary of the league, will rep- i
resent the old organization.
BIG EATERS GET
KIIKHTROUBLE
Take Salts at first sign of Blad
der irritation or
Backache
The American men and women must
guard constantly against Kidney
trouble, because we eat too much
and all our food is rich. Our blood is
filled with uric acid which the kidneys ;
strive to filter out, they weaken from
overwork, become sluggish; the elimi- I
native tissues clog and the result Is J
kidney trouble, bladder weakness and
a general decline in health.
When your kidneys feel like lumps
of lead; your back hurts or the urine
is cloudy, full of sediment or you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night; if you suffer
with sick headache or dizzy, nervous
spells, acid stomach, or you have rheu
matism when the weather is bad, get
from your pharmacist about four
ounces of Jad Salts; take a table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for a few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This famous
salts Is made from the acid of grapes i
and lemon Juice, combined with llthla,'
and has been used for generations to '
flush and stimulate clogged kidneys; 1
to neutralize the acids in the urine so |
it no longer is a source of irritation, j
thus ending bladder disorders.
Jad Salts Is inexpensive; cannot in
jure, makes a delightful effervescent I
lithia-water beverage, and belongs in I
every home, because nobody can make
a mistake by having a good kidney!
flushing any time.—Advertisement.
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Our Program For To-morrow i
King Baggot anil Eatdlr Coffin. In I
2-reel Imp Detective Drama—"THE I
BLOOD TEST." Robert Leonard and
Haiel fluckliam In Hex Drama
"IN THE EYE OF THE LAW." Wal
lace Held aud Dorothy Davenport In
Nestor Drama "THE MOUN
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MacQuarrle and Loo Chaney In Hex
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LOTTA." Earnest Shield and Louis
Granville In Joker Comedy "PAY
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Our Program To-day "THE
MYSTERIOUS LEOPARD LADY," a
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Comedy. "A BAD EGG." Frontier
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"ONE HAPPY" TRAMP."
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Lasky's Beauties TO-NIGHT
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MAJESTIC THEATER
j Wllincr, Vincent & Appeil, Mgra.
To-day, Mn'Jince and Night
Richard Car I ©
—mid—
Hattie Williams
In tlie MpleiMlld Frohman Mimical
Comedy,
"THE DOLL GIRL"
EnHemlile of WO people.
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Evening, 50c to 92.00.
Tomorrow, Mn'iinee and Night.
PRlCES—Matinee, 25c, 50c, 7.1 c,
H.OOi Evenings, 25c, 50c, 75c, SI.OO,
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Saturday Afternoon and Evening
The Play That Never Grows Old
Lottie Blair Parker
WAY
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Evening, 25c, 50c, 70s, SI.OO.
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