8 HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH PUBLISHED BY THK TBiRGHAPH PBIKTIJIG CO. E. J. STACK POLE. Pres't and Treas'r. F. R. OYSTER. Secretary. BITS M. BTEINMETZ. Managing Editor. Published every evening (except Sun day), at the Telegraph Building. Slfl Federal Square. Eastern Office. Fifth Avenue Building. New York City, Hasbrook, Story &■ Brooks. Wwtern Office. 133 West Mfculaon street, Chicago. 111.. Allen & Ward. Delivered by carriers at six cents a week llßil Mailed to subscribers at 13.00 a year In advance. Entered at the Post Office In Harrls burg as second class matter. S /fK The Association of Am«- / ) (■lll*l ican Advertisers has ax- / ) \IUv a mined and certified to / ) tha circulation of this pnb- 1 ) lieation. The figure* of circulation 1 } nontained in the Association's re / port only nre guaranteed. ( Association of American Advertisers ) ■ Morn dally average for the month of March, 1914 it 22,470 -Average for the year IJ13— ilJII" Average for the year 1015—21,175 Average for the year 1»ll—IW5I Average for the year 1910 —17.45S TELEPHONES: Hell Prtvate Branch Exchange No. 1040. I'nlted Business Office, 203. Editorial Room SSS. Job Dept. 203. TftERBAY EVENTVG, APR IT. 21 RIDIXG FOR A FATjTJ AS the breach in the Democratic party in Pennsylvania widens the Republicans are closing up their ranks anil preparing to administer a sound drubbing to the little group now in control of the Democratic machine. When Democrats In a public meeting de nounce the methods and practices of the* Palmers and McCormicks as dan gerous to the future well-being of their party it is little wonder that the Republicans who sought false gods in 1912 and gave comfort and support to the common enemy are now return ing to the colors in large numbers. It is manifestly the hope of the White House slated candidates that the patriotic sentiment of the country back of the President in the Mexico embroglio will aid them in some way, but while standing shoulder to shoul der with the President there is among the people a strong undercurrent of protest against the administration for the fatuous policy that contributed to the intolerable conditions in Mexico. Every patriotic citizen of the United States will do his duty without ques (ion, but the fact that a different atti tude upon the part of the government at Washington a year ago would, as experienced statesmen assert, have made for peace and order in the dis tracted republic on our southern bor der will not be forgotten in the gen eral preparation for hostilities. Fine phrases and epigrammatic philosophy will not gloss over self-evident truths regarding the whole unfortunate busi ness nor sh6uld the patriotic support of the administration in this State be mistaken for endorsement of the Wil son ticket here. There are even now unmistakable evidences on all sides of the getting together of Republicans. Taft men and Roosevelt men are casting aside their differences, and while the Demo cratic factions are rending each other there is increasing good feeling among the Republican voters of all shades of belief. And in proportion as the cementing] of the strength of the majority goes i on the accidental party in power loses ] its hope of further hoodwinking the people In Pennsylvania or elsewhere. Rreaking down of the civil service safeguards of good government, bar- I iering political patronage for cash or Its equivalent, violating every principle of fair play, contemptuously ignoring the open primary and denouncing nil who object to their arbitrary and high-handed course, the Wilson repre sentatives in Pennsylvania are riding for a fall. When Colonel Roosevelt emerges from the Jungles of South America and hears about the twenty-five millions gratuity to Colombia as a salve for the taking of the Panama strip, there will be something doing in the line of vociferous and emphatic denunciation. A GOOD SIG\ THE ENGINEERING NEWS calls attention to the remarkable in vestments of United States Steel Corporation employes in the securities of that company, no less than 46,498 officials, clerks and workmen having purchased a total of 42,926 shares of preferred stock and 47,680 of common since January 1 of this year. The News sees in this merely a continuance of the plan ob served in previous years, beginning with 1903, offering to the employes the privilege of stock subscription. The subscription price was fixed at $lO5 per share for the preferred and $57 ner share for the common stock. The annual balance allowances for five years for special compensation or bonus to be paid subscribers who re tain their stock at $5 per share for the preferred and $3.50 per share for the common stock. The conditions attached to the offer and subscription, aside from the features of subscrip tion price and the amount of special compensation or bonus to be paid were substantially the same as those under which stock has been offered to employes in each of the previous ten years. These remarkably large purchases at a time when the steel business is aQytirtng but good and when some of TUESDAY EVENING, the (firmest iron manufacturers in the country are passing their dividends indicate that the men who know the steel corporation best ha\e most con fidence In its future. It is a pretty good sign when the employee of any concern are willing to invest their savings in it. Evidently they feel pretty certain that the tide of business is at 4 Its ebb and that.the steel cor poration is so firmly grounded that when it swings back on the returning wave of prosperity, with the election of a Republican administration to of fice. its shares will be among the most desirable securities on the market. Superintendent of Public Works Lynch Is probably taking account of the street paving conditions, especially the disregard of the repairs which characterized his immediate predeces sor in the department of highways. There is plenty of work for the re pair contractor chis year and in some cases it will mean whole blocks Instead of a few patches here and there of new asphalt. *As a city having a wide reputation for the high character of Its paved streets, it is necessary to keep the paving in first-class repair. "BAILEY THE BAGMAN" WILSON BAILEY ought to be assured of a life job as col lector iu chief for the reor ganized Democracy—that is. if the reorganized Democracy con tinues in existence after the Kilkenny cats affair now in progress. Bailey, according to the Ledger, is known in the reorganization camp by the appropriate and euphonious title of "Bailey the Bagman." To sensitive ears "Bailey the Bag man" may sound harsh and crude. "Bailey the Bagman" may savor of ill-gotten spoils, of unwilling victims held up in the dark byways and maced into giving lip their hard earned coin. But not so: No such "roughhouse" methods for the gentlemanly agent of the reorganlzers whose duty it is to make country postmasters contribute toward campaign expenses. Instead of the club he employs the smile. Says the Ledger: Wilson Bailey is the acknowl edged bagman of the committee. Due to his persuasive arguments, his cogent reasoning, his winning smiles, the fiscal agent has well idled the coffers at the Harrlsburg •headquarters. Bailey is a master in his line. His chief character istic is a wide, open, frank, sincere smile. When Bailey smiles It is al most impossible for an appointee of the Palmer-McCormick organiza tion not to contribute. His appear ance. too, weighs heavily in his I favor. It goes with his calling. Ballev, who is now personally ac- j quainted with the majority of the country postmasters in the State, Is visiting others in Representative A. Mitchell Palmer's district. But the Ledger neglects to point out the fact that back of "Bagman Bailey" stand the grim and sinister figures of the bosses. The Ledger does not state that if the applicant for a postmastership fails to "fall for" the grin of the "Bagman." if he re fuses to "give up" before the hypnotic smile, the stuffed club is ready for swift and certain descent. Bang, biff, and away goes the job to somebody who is willing to pay for it. And the agent for the sale of post masterships goes merrily on his smil ing way. "Fighting Jack" Robinson more formally ex-Congressman John B. Robinson —has filed his nomination papers as a candidate for Congress-at contest with his usual fire and en- j ergy, the bald eagle of the Media dis- ; trict will give the other aspirants for j Congressional honors at large plenty | to do. He is a fine campaigner, and his long experience in public life makes him a formidable candidate in the free for-all race this year. Those Lancaster tobacco growers who have never before rece.-\ d such low prices as now prevail, the average price being hardly more than enough to pay for fertilizer and work, are not strong admirers of the present national administration and its free trade poli cies. Experimental theories in govern ment involve untold disaster and dis content. Maybe some of those scrappy politi cal bosses in this State can find room for their pugilistic abilities in Mexico. They have declare< with great fre quency that they "are on the firing line" and "will light to the finish." First call for volunteers should reduce the number of champions of the "dear pee pul" north of the Rio Grande. Perhaps there are still a few Bull Moosers who believe that there is hope of electing a United States Senator and a Governor in Pennsylvania, but they I must be mighty lonesome. About all that the Washington party can do in Pennsylvania this year is to reduce the Republican majority. Protection of the shade trees of the city from the vandal hands of the tree butcher Is a duty which now confronts the City Council. Appointment of a competent shade tree commission, with some authority over the trees, would prevent further destruction. Those unsightly poles still standing in the central part of the city without excuse should go quickly. In the mat ter of the elimination of the poles one corporation is no better than another, and it is up to the City Council to put the kibosh on all of them. President Wilson could hardly expect the country to grow very enthusiastic over his Mexican policy, but it is another case of the family standing to gether against the outsider and all Americans will back the Stars and Stripes against the world. Coxey's army, numbering seventeen last Saturday, should now be recruited to full strength for service in Mexico. But Coxey's order to "cut out booze" has had a depressing effect on his war riors. Suggestion for speech by Secretary Redfield: "Hurrah! Hurrah! The coun try is prosperous. There are only 4,000,- 000 men out of work, and we're going to give them Jobs In the army." What a chance this Mexican affair offers for a joyful reunion of the Rough Riders. And Roosevelt 6,000 miles away! I EVENING CHAT i National Guardsmen are talking about the possibility of a coincidence in the summoning of the Pennsylvania organized militia to war sorvlce with the time when the Harrlsburg soldiers lett the cits' to enter the Federal ser vice tor service in the Spanish War. If a call comes for Pennsylvania Guardsmen to enter the United States service the men could be ready in the short period that has characterized them when summoned for duty in strikes or for war service. In fact. some of them have al ready gotten ready to answer a call and a few have begun to study Spanish words because the taking of the militia into the Federal 'service with authority to send over the border is regarded as certain. Hack in IB9S the Governor's Troop and Company D of the Eighth ln ! tantry left the city on April 28. It j was a morning marked by one of those wet, clinging snows of late Spring, but tlie people of the city more than made lip for tho weather by turning out by thousands by ringing of bells and blowings of whistles. The Governor's Troop left about 7.20 o'clock in tho morning, entraining before daylight, and Company D was escorted to the station by Governor Hastings and many prominent men about 8 o'clock. L>otli organizations went to Mt. Gret na, which will probably be the mobili zation point again, as it has been of ficially designated as such. However, Adjutant General Stewart says that all depends upon what the government I orders. The infantrymen were mus tered into the United States service at Mt. Gretna on May 12. after being put through examination and training at Camp Hastings, and the troop was mustered In a day later. The two organizations went to Camp Alger, the troop later going to Xewport News and thence to Porto Kico with Miles, while the Eighth came back into Pennsylvania with the Second Army Corps and encamped at Camp Meade until it went South in the Fall. Com pany I, of the Fourth, went into the Federal service in June, when four companies were added to Colonel Case's command. It got to Porto Rico Case's command. It got to Porto Rico. It is interesting to note that the plans made call for the taking In of the Pennsylvania regiments, as was done in the Spanish War, keeping the State name and organization, al though, of course, the mustering is apt to drop out a number of men. If the Eighth Infuntry and Second Squadron of Cavalry are summoned for duty both will be recruited to war strength, which will mean that they will have quite a few places to fill and young men anxious for laurels will be able to gratify them. Should there be aj call for State troops not only will liar risburg give a number, but there will be numerous men on Capitol Hill who are connected with the organizations of the Guard, among them Auditor General A. W. Powell and Major E. M. Yale, of the State Public Service Commission. One of the oddest of the petitions filed at the Capitol for public office appeared yesterday when a man from the coal regions tiled a paper with the word "white" written after his name. His name was a foreign one, redolent of Poland, and just why he placed the color after it no one could say. It was the firs ttime anything of the kind had been done. Lots of war talk was heard about the city yesterday and to-day, and the youngsters appeared to catch the fever promptly. Late yesterday afternoon half a dozen kids were marching arc-und in the rain with broomsticks and going through evolutions. When asked what was doing they said that they were "drilling to fight Greasers." Patriotism starts at an early age and on slight provocation in Harrisburg. It would be interesting to hear from survivors of the Mexican War, if there are any living in Harrisburg or its vi cinity, just now. These veterans are few and far between, the deaths of a number having been chronicled lately. The Americans, It will be remembered, took Vera Cruz. Usually the reading of the minutes of a previous meeting is the driest part of any program. Not so, how ever, in the case of the Harrisburg Rotary Club, Howard C. Fry, the well-known coalman, is secretary of that organization and his minutes are so far out of the ordinary that the members look forward to them with keen interest. Mr. Fry has developed a literary style that is the Joy of the members. His friends are urging him to write a series of short personal es says for publication in the Tacho graph, the original club publication, and if he consents Walt Mason, Will 'lrwin and Sam Blythe will have to 'look to their laurels, for Fry can take ias many liberties and get away with I the same as any one of those slingers | of picturesque English. -Misfortune has set hard on men well known ir the United Evangelical Church within the past year. The ill ness of Bishop Swengle, In Dallas, Oregon, recalls the fact that his own home in Harrisburg is under quaran tine and one of the members of his family is very ill with German measles. Bishop Swengle's cancella tion of his Pacific coast dates falls just a year after a similar action on the part of Bishop AN'. H. Fouke, for merly of Harrisburg; following tho death of his wife and daughter within ♦he space of a very few months. Dr. C. Newton Dubs, also at one time a resident of this city, and now head of the United Evangelical mission work In China, is at present on his way from Shanghai to the mission headquarters nt Changsha with the body of his wife, who died in a hospital at the former city some weeks ago. Bishop Dubs, h's father, is just recovering from a very protracted illness. 1 WELL KNOWN PEOPLE 1 —William A. Sunday is visiting State College and holding students' meetings. —William Trax, of Uniontown, is S4 and entertains friends by telling them about hoK wallows where sky scrapers now stand in Pittsburgh. —The Rev. Frederick E. Esenweln, of Johnstown, preached a sermon to commercial travelers, telling them to [think of God as wetl as sample cases. —Colonel .1. J. Carter, of Tltusvllla, has returned from an extended trip to Oklahoma. —E. Lowry Humes, the new United States attorney for Western Pennsyl vania, is a brigade officer of the Second Brigade. DR. BHt'MBAIIC'S I'KRSOXALITY [From the Erie Dispatch.] Those who saw Mai tin Brumbaugh yesterday agreed that he surely looks good. He has the appearance of a strong man, an intelligent leader ana a fearless exponent of the public wel fare. After meeting a man like him, one would not be in the least bit afraid to entrust the guidance of the affairs of the Commonwealth into his hands His record shows, also that he has those qualities which his splendid ap pearance indicates. AN EVENING THOUGHT The flatterer has uot an opinion I good enough either of himself or I others.—De La Breigere. HAKRISBURG TELEGRAPH PENROSE ENTERS MONSTER PETITION All Records Broken by the Papers Entered For the Senator's Renomination BIG BRUMBAUGH PAPERS Trexler Files Papers With Every Lehigh Minister on the List To-day The greatest petition ever filed since the practice of filing nominating Pa pers in advance of the primary was prescribed by law was entered at the Capitol shortly before midnight in be half of United States Senator Boies Penrose. It was proof conclusive of an advocacy of his candidacy against which not even the snorting of the or gans of the Democratic machine can be raised. On one batch of the papers were the names of 100,000 residents of his home city of Philadelphia. Papers from sixty-six other counties contained 65.000 additional names and it was stated that by to-night over 50.000 more names would be put on file. The Penrose petition made the Democratic scouts weary when they sighted it. The papers for Dr. Martin G. Brum baugh, Republican candidate for Gov ernor, were filed shortly before the Penrose papers. They contained 65,000 names from all over the State and 15,000 more from Philadelphia alone will be put on record. The rush to file nominating papers kept up until midnight last night and it is expected that by the time the office of the Secretary of the Commonwealth closps at midnight to- Hush to File night a large number Keeps Going additional will be en- Until Late tered. Congressman-at large appears to be an office which is tempting many, Last night papers for Republican nomi nation were filed by General A. J. Lo gan, Pittsburgh: Daniel F. Lafean. York; John R. K. Scott, Philadelphia; John B. Robinson. Media; M. M. Gar land, Pittsburgh, and W. D. B. Alney, Montrose, and for Frank J. Powers. Philadelphia, on the Democratic ticket. The Philadelphia Republican nomina tions came In late last night, Harry Wlttig. secretary of the city commit tee, entering them. He is well known here and received a cordial greeting from friends on the "Hill." George F. Brumm. of Pottsvllle, brought in the papers of his father. Judge C. X. Brumm. for the Washington nomi nation for Governor. William Wil helm, of Pottsville, filed for the Su preme Court. Friends of Judge Frank M. Trexler, of the Superior Court, who is a can didate for nomination for the full term, to-day showed the strong support of their can didate right In the home Trexler's district of Thomas J. Pra- Petitions ther, of Meadville, whose Notable candidacy was announced the other day. A paper signed by many prominent lawyers and bankers of Crawford county was entered this morning and with it were papers signed by Judge George S. Criswell and most of the members of the bar of the adjoining county of Venango; from McKean county, signed by Judge Bouton and many lawyers and business men; from Mercer, signed by many lawyers; three from Warren county and others from But ler. Lawrence and others in the vicin ity. Papers were also filed for Judge Trexler from Washington. Jefferson, Blair, Philadelphia. Adams, headed by Professor J. A. Slngmaster. of the seminary; Lebanon, with G. H. Moyer and many prominent men supplement ing that filed yesterday, and Cumber land. The most remarkable of all these petitions, which were filed In addition to the dozens already filed, was from Lehigh county. It contains the names of seventy-seven men, all clergymen. No paper like It has ever been filed at the Capitol and it Is a remarkable tribute to Judge Trexler's standing. Bishop Talbot. President Haas, of Muhlenburg College, and min isters of every denomination signed the paper. r POUTICAt-SIDELIGHTS —Perhaps it will be admitted in Market Square that Penrose's petitions break a record. —That machine slate meeting in the Democratic Club of Philadelphia seems to have created more stir here than in the Quaker City. —Judge Trexler appears to have many and strong friends all over the State. —Manufacturers qf Northampton strongly urge support of Penrose. —Palmer and McCormick are going ito tour Montgomery county to-day and to-morrow. —They are now talking about audit ing the expense account of Mavor Jer myn, of Scranton. —lt's a little late for the Palmer- MeCormick league to be decrving a mud-slinging campaign. According to Rviin men. the mud slinging started in Market Square —The row in the State Bull Moos ers. especially the assaults against the Van Valkenburg faction, are making the adherents of the party here rather nervous. —Trexler's friends appear to have been busy right in Prather's home dis trict. . —l' any Republican headquarters , had ever undertaken the booming of I candidates for nonpartisan nomi- I nations the way the Democratic State headquarters is doing there would | have been wails from Market Square. WHEN YOU GUESS RIGHT | When you guess right, you are a .great man. When you guess wrong, you are a dub. Fortunately for the heirs of D. Og den Mills, he made more good guesses than poor guesses, hence their $35,- j 000,000. But he made a great many bad guesses at that. I count upward of 450,000 shares of various stocks which the appraisers of his estate say are worthless. Mr. Mills received much credit for his long |headedness in getting a big slice of the renowned Comstock 'silver mines. That was his best guess. But the world never heard of his 124,000 shares of valueless Bessemer Consolidated and his 115,000 shares of worthless British Guiana Gold Min ing or his 102,000 shares of Brunswick Consolidated, which are not worth a street car fare. James Keene, the renowned Wall street operator, said the man who could guess right four times out of seven was sure to win In the stock market. It is like that in business. Mills guessed atrociously In many Instances, but he made up for It and more by making good guesses that netted him more money than Croesus ever saw "Glraid" in Philadelphia Ledger. j I A-urrL&-not>3enjse i SKCOND SIGHT Son—A man shot at me last night. I ran so fast 1 saw the bullet twice. Father—How was that? Son—Once when I passed it and once when it passed me. SAIiI'TK THE Kl.Ati lly Winit Dinger Ain't no use in talking, Vic, The fleet is on its way. And- by to-morrow afternoon Will reach Tampico Bay. Old Uncle Sam has waited And allowed affairs to lag. But now he's tired waiting. You must salute the flag. If Vera Cruz and Tampico You don't want him to bag. You'd better wheel your cannon out And quick salute the flag. You've had your way sometime now, You've-chewed a lot of rag About the things you're going to do, But now, salue the flag. If you don't want our shells with Your soldiers to play tag, Ask Villa for some powder, And my boy. salute the flag. | OVR DAILY LAUGH '| TURN AFTER TURN It's persistence wins girls. Yes, it's hard for 'em to keep turning a fellow down if he keeps turning up. NOTHING DOING Anything new at your boarding house? Not a thing, either in grub or gossip. jO| 'NEATH SHADES OF NIGHT "How did you dare, sir, to kiss my daughter on the dark piazza?" "Now that I have seen her by daylight, I wonder myself." IT Can anything make a man feel worse than to have his wife continually beg ging money? Sure! To have her demanding it. GOOD AVERAGE How many peo ple work in the Government of fice? About two thirds of them. ifli THEN WENT ON When I was in New York I stop ped at the best hotel there. Found it pretty expensive, didn't you? No. I only stop ped to admire It. PITHY PARAGRAPHS Naval vessels will now have no port side.—Wall Street Journal. President Wilson has so many things to "tut-tut-tut" about nowadays that it sounds In Washington like the opening of the motor-boat season.—Boston season.—Boston Transcript. The Chicago Tribune shows its es timate of the Strenuous One in the headline: "Roosevelt Party in Wilds: Territory Being Traversed Never Before Has Been Eploded." Milwaukee Jour nal. The skeleton of a man ten feet tall has been found in Ireland. We suppose the British army resigned Just as en thusiastically In those days whenever there was talk of Invading Ireland.— Grand Rapids Press. It is a question if a man remain per petually sobfr whether he would elect to stay In the navy.—New York Tele graph. , New York should congratulate her self that she wasn't made a branch of the Princeton, N. J., bnnk.—Boston Transcript. Perhaps the President would be jus tified In appointing a commission -to investigate the high cost of weddings. —Chattanooga Times. From tlie reports, the gown Mine Caillaux wore in court made her trial one of the most remarkable of the Paris legal season.—Memphis Commercial- Appeal. It will be noted that of the twelve cities regarded as large enough for one of those regional banks onlv six hav<- attained to the dignity of a major league baseball team.—Boston Tran- I script. ■ —» i Spend Your Holiday on a Western Ranch Out In the ranch country of th<> West, around Sheridan Wyoming, or in the Big Horn Basin of Wyoming,' where Buffalo Bill founded the town i of Cody, the practice has grown for the good ranch people there to provid( for summer boarders and I don't know any more Interesting and pleasurable way of spending one's vacation with the wife and children, than to go out on one of those ranches, and ride and flsh for trout, (great Mshlng out there) ' and eat good, plfcln, substantial food, and sleep—my! how one does sleep • after days spent exercising in that wonderful mountain air. This "Ranch Vacation" is a novel idea, but verv easy to accomplish, for I can tell you j all about what you can do and how' to do it and what it will cost and what you can get and all about It. Just 1 write and let me suggest a plan for' you to follow. Wm. Austin, General Agent Passenger Depts., C. B. K- Q. i iR. R. Co., 836 Chestnut St., Philadel-I [ phia-~—Advertisement. J APRIL 21, 1014. STKAMSHIPS • STEAMSHIPS . [ARCADIAN to EUROPE I. . TWIN SCREW, 9.000 Tons Reg 14,120 Disp. "Or M U HWMT I IK SuitC» de Luxe with Private Bftths. Swimmingl Summer Cruise ■ J llUPool, Gymnasium. Orchestra and Other Feature*. ilk . BEDS THROUGHOUT Iffl htm No Booths SOUTMAMPTOf? Mm* MINIMUM cherboorg^lllßll STomI — d | "THE BALMY SOUTHERN ROUTE" / L The Royal Mail Steam Packet Company II II k SAM-iKKSON »k. SON. Uenerul Arcui». 'ili Mm<- I SI., Xch York, or 1". l.orne lluuuuell, 103 1 jl Markrt Street, Hnrrleburn. > J lii ill NEWS DISPATCHES |l OF THE CIVIL WAR I [From tlii! Telegraph, April 21. 1801] sti:ami-:u is i'ihed on Louisville, April 19.—The steamer Liberty. No. 2, on her upward trip; from Memphis on Sunday, ul mid night, was tired into by guerillas, on the Kentucky shore opposite Shawnee-1 town. The boat received 150 shots.] some of which passed through the j cabin: but although the passengers j were asleep in their berths, no one was injured. lU'CKLAND MAY GO TO MEMPHIS j Memphis, April 18.—General Sher-j man directed General Hurlbut to report to' Cairo. This Indicated some change in the Sixteenth Army Corps, and General Buckland may again com mand Memphis and the vicinity. 1 EDITORIAL COMMENT] I'hc l'"or !t< iirniem [From the St. Louis .'ost-Dispatch. 1 i An occasional excitable person serves ! the admirable purpose of holding the | rest of us to an amused calm. Wooilron lias III* K.ve On lllni [From the Washington Star.] | No sympathy is being shown this | year for the United States Senator who | finds himself developing symptoms of j Spring fever. llnrralrsN Rut Tiresome [From the St. L»outs Globe-Democrat.]' The T. W. W. is comparatively harm less when it confines its energies to speech-making. \ot Trilp of FliekerN [From the Portland Oregonian. I The person who is annoyed by the singing of a robin redbreast should con sult a nerve specialist. I! THREE "Onyx" DAYS | ijij The One Great Hosiery &% jjjj ijij Opportunity of the year. iilfiT April 20th 21st 22nd ;j|j | Monday Tuesday Wednesday Q • |i|| This is your chance for |!jjj a big money saving—to ;jj jjjjj secure the Top Notch " Onyx" Hosiery Values. 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Medium Welthci 'I 1 ! • ft' Reinforced Heel, Sole, andTeci Black only. Rerular 111. 30 Value. J* J ! I ! ONYX day PRICK SI.OO per pair JERAULD e. 310 MARKET STRKKT j|| r HARRISBURG, PA. U ||tUW%%%H»W%HH%WU»H%W^UW%WmUUUW%tWH%UHvB pusn^Bran When you make a call and want to M advise your host of your arrival you J| Q —push the button. If yours Is otflc work and you want to dictate a letter or consult with an employe you-—push the button. If you live in an apartment afford ing an elevator and you wish to «tart It you—push the button. When a great industrial show is all in readiness you—or some other not able—throw the thousands of lamps into a dazzling glow and the machin ery into motion by—pushing the but- * ton. Securing help, or positions, selling ' used clothing or furniture, renting houses or buying or sailing real estate m w is merely a matter of --pushing the ™ Telegraph WANT \l> button— juit call Bell 2040, Cumberland 204. IN HARRSSBURG FIFTY YEARS AGO TO-DAY lFrom the. Telegraph, April 21, 1864] SIIAKEKPEAItE TERCENTENARY Saturda> next will be. the three hun dredth anniversary of the birth of Shakespeare. H will also lie the an niversary of his death. He was born April 23, 1564 and died April 23, 1616. TRAIN GOES DOWN HANK Lost night the Lebanon Valley rail road train due here at 8.30 o'clock, met with an accident in the vicinity of Lebanon. A switch was misplaced, causing the train to run off the track, and down an embankment into a Held. IIIMMISS I.OCAI, AT HIGH NOON Yoii will find waiting for you at The Court Dairy Lunch a nicely cooked luncheon for tweuty-flve cents, which consists of a choico of meats or tlsh, two kinds of vegetables, tea or coffee, and several varieties of pie; and yo«j will like It. Menger's Court Dairy Ijunch. Court street and Strawberry avenue, f % UttADItUARTERI rOB SHIRTS SIDES & SIDES 1 *■